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#and like the lil things like the nicknames and all are we allowed to do that? i don’t even know but god i miss it already
jaylaxies · 4 months
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HARD THOUGHT !
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pairing: jake x fem!reader
cw: smut, daddy kink, manipulation, corruption kink, usage of nicknames.
warning: 18+ content, minors dni
a/n: hihi i got a lil carried away w this one! it’s inspired by these two asks here and here! :3 reposting this cause it got community labelled!
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Jake is sweet, almost too sweet to be true and that’s why you trust him blindly with everything. The way he never hesitates to give you prolonged hugs, the way his eyes always provide you with comfort and his words sound like sweet melody to you, it’s a given fact that you won’t want anyone else to teach you how to kiss but your best friend Jake, you simply want to be good for your crush, Heeseung, and so you most certainly didn’t wish to be totally clueless when it comes to such things.
Jake was more than willing to help, “of course i'll help, we don’t want Heeseung to be unsatisfied now, do we?” He’d chuckle, hating the fact that you wanted to do it for another man, yet he had his own ways to keep you close to him, one being-providing you help for his own benefit. “But Jake, won’t it be wrong if I use you for this?” You’d ask, genuine concern plastered on your face and he finds it cute how you think it’s you who’s using him, when in reality, it’s quite the opposite.
“Oh, princess. You don’t have to worry about it, I just want to help you,” he’d smile, making you feel at ease as he starts proceeding with his plan, the first step—kissing.
He’d pat his lap, making your eyes go wide but you’d follow and sit on his lap, straddling him on the couch as his big hands would hold you in place and he’d ask you to kiss him, smiling when you lean in for a delicate peck, groaning when he bites your lip, eliciting a weak moan out of you.
“Jake—” you’d whimper, unknowingly pressing your clothed cunt on his hardening cock, feeling a newfound feeling erupt in your lower abdomen, even more so when he cups your cheek, tilting your face to get a better access to your lips, his plush ones serenading you like there’s no tomorrow, “that’s not what you should call me, princess,” he mutters.
Your eyes widen, looking up at him in question, “Heeseung would love it if you call him daddy,” he smirks, “say it, baby.” He’d urge you, throwing Heeseung’s name to strengthen his case. “D—daddy?” You’d whisper, allowing him to caress your swollen lips. “That’s right, princess. You’re such a good girl for me.” He makes sure to take his time kissing you dumb that night, to the point you lose your sleep, clutching your chest as the vivid images of Jake come back to your mind, you wanted more.
And each day, he taught you more, touching the expanse of your body, getting rid of your clothes turn by turn. The wetness returned each time you tried something new with him, your body felt as if it was on fire as he pushed you into your subspace in all the right ways.
“Daddy!” You moaned, gripping the bed sheet when he tasted your wetness for the first time, his warm breath made it tingle to the point you were shivering. “That’s it babygirl, just trust daddy, yeah?” He said against your folds, accent deeper than ever as he immersed himself in eating you out, giving you your very first orgasm.
You were dazed, wanting more and more. Then came the day you finally saw his cock, his eyes staring at you with such intensity as you could only look at his veiny, leaking cock with innocent and curious eyes.
He grunted when you held him, “you’re doing so well, princess. So good for daddy,” he lets out, holding the back of your head gently as you continued to do just as he directed, smiling once he fills your mouth as his thick cum spurts out on your tongue, making you want to gulp it down, “wanna be so good for daddy always.” You’d smile, forgetting about why you were doing this in the first place, Heeseung wasn’t the one you thought about these days, rather, it was your daddy Jake.
“Tell me what you want, princess?” He’d ask with a sweet smile, which almost looked like a smirk, “daddy,” you’d cry out, “want y—your cock in m—me, I can't wait anymore,” you’d tell him as he’d kiss your tears away, “daddy will give you everything you want, babygirl,” he’d pat your head lovingly despite being in such a compromising position, his tip rubbing on your entrance. He doesn’t rush, he loves seeing you squirm, blabbering out words which do not make sense just because you’re so enraptured by the man on top of you—your daddy who’s more than willing to provide you with everything you need.
He loves it, how fucked up his princess looks with her smudged lipstick and mascara running down her cheeks with her crystalline teardrops, which keep on flowing with the immense pleasure you receive. He loves that he’ll get to fuck you, that his cock will be the first to enter your prettiest cunt, which is his and his only. You were reliant upon him for pleasure, nothing else felt good without your daddy and when he finally gave you the taste of his cock buried deep in your pussy, it felt more pleasurable than it hurt.
“Daddy—” you whisper, eyes closing as you let him take over and kiss you, his hands all over your body, as if he had memorized you completely, touching the most sensitive spots as he thrusted even harder in your leaking pussy, your walls squeezing his cock to the point he couldn’t help but groan out, “so wet for daddy’s cock, yeah? You like it, baby? That’s my good fucking girl, all mine.” He’s right, you’re all his now and you won’t want it otherwise, making a creamy mess on his cock.
Your mind fuzzy with his thoughts through and through, ruining your innocence as he moulded your brain in such a way that you couldn’t help but yearn for him.
And just like that, Jake had successfully corrupted you to the point of no comeback.
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radiance1 · 5 months
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Just remembered about the Vortex's lil guy au and decided to write a lil about it.
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When the Justice League arrived to stop a newly risen villain's scheme, which involved taking holding an entire city hostage with the use of a machine that could control the weather, which also involved expanded after successfully taking over the city.
When they achieved victory, they did not expect a child to be powering the machine.
Shazam, surprisingly, was the first one to react. "Danny!?" He said as he flew over to the boy, gently picking him from the confines of the machine (after they it had been deactivated) and into his arms. "Danny...?" He said a moment later, unsure of himself as his voice wavered a bit.
He shook the boy a bit, not too hard though, so as not to do any accidental harm. Blearily, the boy blinked opened his eyes, staring up at Shazam's worried face. "Shazam?" He murmured, voice rough and scratchy, as if it wasn't used often.
Either this boy-Danny-didn't speak much beforehand, or he was trapped in that machine so long that his voice became like this from a long period of disuse.
Shazam seemed to have thought so as well, and by his expression, it seemed to be more of the later as he floated down beside the rest of the League.
Danny blinked slowly before looking around the area, eyes glancing over every member present, then his surroundings and then finally back to Shazam and, with a curious tilt of his head he simply asked. "Did I get possessed again?"
A wave of concern washed over the group at the way the boy so casually asked such a question. As if it happened often enough that he grew used to it and, if the 'again' was any indication, it might just be the case.
"No." Shazam shook his head, readjusting his hold on the boy as he started to try and wiggle himself out of his arms. "Are you okay?"
"Yep." Said Danny, not even taking a moment to consider the question. As if he didn't just come out of a machine that feed upon his powers for who knew how long. Shazam's eyes narrowed in a glare that could almost give the Bat's a run for his money.
"Danny." The Champion of Magic chided, and the boy's eyes glazed over for a moment as Shazam simply readjusted his hold again. A moment later the boy blinked, a small purse to his lips and the vaguest amounts of concern slipping onto his face. "Oh," The boy said, no longer trying to wiggle himself from Shazam's hold. "My magic is acting weird, that's not good."
"Well yea since you, you know, had your powers drained and all?" Green Lantern said, the end of his question dipping into a question as the boy turned his head in his direction with too empty eyes that, for some reason, unsettled him.
"Who're you?" He asked with passing interest.
Whatever unsettlement Green Latern felt, it was immediately replaced with the vaguest amount of offence as the boy's words somehow wounded his ego more than such a simple question should have once it registered.
Who then immediately proceeded to ignore him.
The boy then blinked again, turning to Batman and giving the man a small wave. "Hello again, Batman." The Dark Knight simply grunted in his direction and nodded. Then pointed to each and every member present and slowly called out their names.
"Wonder Woman, Superman, Martian Manhunter, " Both of the aliens names were whispered with an underlying awe. "The Flash and Aquaman." His finger than landed on Green Lantern, and the boy furrowed his brows. "So who're you?"
"How do you know spooky but not me?!" Green Lantern ignored the Bat's glare in his direction at the use of the nickname, wounded pride and genuine bafflement allowing him to do such a thing.
"We met before." Danny state simply, as if that was the answer to all questions. "You?" He asked again.
This could not get worse. Green Lantern thought.
It could get worse. Green Lantern realized a few moments later after trying-and failing-to get the boy to recognize him as the members present were snickering at his plight.
Even Wonder Woman was trying to hold down a smile.
His eyes accidentally wandered in Batman's direction to see his reaction and he let out a quiet sigh of relief to see the man unmoved with only the slightest amount of disappointment that he didn't crack. Though it was wildly overshadowed by his ego being salvaged-
Batman's lips quirked up into a smirk before falling so fast that he had trouble believing if it was even there in the first place.
Green Lantern's jaw dropped as he stared at the Bat incredulously, who simply stared back. Unmoved, like a stone. As if he didn't just smile at him.
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thatsdemko · 1 year
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just an incident - m.verstappen
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pairings: max verstappen x leclerc!fem!reader
warnings: hints of some friends to lovers trope + google translated French and Dutch + wrote this BEFORE the Monaco 2023 gp!
a/n: I cannot remember who it was that said most Dutch don’t use nicknames like “angel” or “baby” but I didn’t feel like changing the pet names so my apologies 😬 had a lil dream about this so enjoy xx
it really wasn’t supposed to happen. at least you didn’t want it to happen, but he most certainly did.
growing up he was your brothers biggest competitor and challenge. race tracks weren’t the same when max verstappen was on the circuit, and that was still true to this day. max became a menace and impossible to beat in that Red Bull, it made loving him in secret and supporting your brother in public harder.
because every race meant listening to that Dutch national anthem while your brother told off his team for the shit race. it meant spending long nights in the Ferrari garage rather than the ones in his hotel room celebrating his victory. loving max verstappen was not easy.
“mijn engel wat zit je dwars?” he asks, fingers gently brushing down the skin of your back. you’re sitting upright in his bed, pillow covering your chest as you scroll through the chain of text messages from your brothers. you could never have a peaceful evening alone without one of them calling or texting. my angel what's bothering you?
“mes frères.” you grumble tossing your phone into the pile of clothes on the ground before relaxing against his chest, “but I’m all yours now.” you press a kiss to his jawline, watching those beautiful green eyes close in contentment.
“why don’t you tell them about us? are you that worried?” his arm wraps around your shoulders allowing you to sink further against him. he knows Charles would have heart failure hearing his baby sister was more than just a friend with max, and it would give him all more of a reason to push him off the track or do risky overtakes. racing wouldn’t be the same for Charles or max, and maybe he hadn’t thought of that, but you certainly did.
“I’m more worried that I’d be stealing his boyfriend from him.” you joke watching the lines around his eyes crinkle, smile forming on his lips. you loved that smile dearly.
“we broke up a long time ago.”
“you go missing? been trying to call you for hours.” Lorenzo doesn’t even need to look up from his computer to know it’s you entering the house. just by the sound of your silent footsteps and nails tapping against your phone, he knew it couldn’t be anybody else.
especially since he began to pick up you were beginning to be late or no shows recently. you would push off family dinner for said alone time or show up to family game night a half an hour late. he wasn’t one to budge into your life and ask the questions, but seeing as things were drastically shifting he felt he needed in.
“what? no, just needed some extra sleep.” your lies weren’t getting any better, he knew the high pitch tone and small stutters were nothing but false words.
“you think to run a brush through your hair?” he scoffs seeing the snarls and tiny mats that you didn’t notice. you’re lucky your mother wasn’t home or else she’d have fainted at the sight.
“why are you in my business?” you ask making him finally look up from his laptop to see the purple faint bruises against your collarbone. there was no sleeping in for you, and he couldn’t help not fighting the smirk against his lips as he pulls the cup of coffee up to try and mask it.
“just go take a shower before Charles and Arthur come home, please?”
you listen to his request and find the warm water against your aching body and sensitive skin comforting. his nail marks at your hips were fresh, the pull in your groins were painful in the steam, and the purple bruises at your collarbone weren’t going to be easy to cover up. it was evident max wanted your family to know about him, whether you would actually drop his name was up to you.
the thick sweatshirt of Arthur’s that you stole covers what you wanted, and the baggy sweatpants you borrowed from max masked your shaking quads with each step. maybe you did miss being home, but you were missing that Dutch accent and being under the gaze is his big green eyes.
“when did you get back?” Arthur asks, head peaking into your room where he sees you tapping away on your phone, a little smile evident against your lips.
“this morning. how was work with Charles?” you turn around to see him moving in your room. Arthur was like your best friend, growing up one year apart, he was the closest thing you had sometimes, and lying to him about your relationship wasn’t easy.
“good, we ran into max.” even his name made your heart skip beats, you shifted uncomfortably against your bed trying to not make it obvious you were eager to hear how he was— despite having seen him only hours ago— or if he mentioned you.
“and?” you ask swallowing nervously, Arthur shifts against the doorframe with a shrug, “he’s alright, just prepping for Monaco.”
you let out a tiny sigh of relief nodding, “good for him I guess, I kind of hope he loses.” you lie biting your tongue and hear a laugh from Charles across the hall, “me too!” he calls out.
“you hope I lose? I heard that rumor by the way.” his voice startled you making you turn around to face him. he’s in his suit and tie, dressed his finest just like yourself. the expensive gala you were in was packed to the brim and you had lost all of your family members minutes ago when you spotted the Red Bull drivers appearance.
“you know I want you to win.” you move a little closer to him, his hand discreetly rests against your hip and he presses a friendly kiss to your cheek that you wish could be a little more than that in public.
“hoe gaat het met mijn meisje?” he leans into your ear, the soft whisper leaves a tingling sensation down your spine making your body curl closer to him. how’s my girl?
“il manque juste ta touche.” you reply, hand resting against his chest, nervously adjusting his crooked tie. you know people are staring and cameras are recording, but under his gaze you feel protected. those big hands and aggressive demeanor would go to war for you against anyone here. just missing your touch
he chuckles under his breath, “you have all of me, my love.” his lips press your temple quickly, before excusing himself to shake hands with Sergio Perez, his teammate.
you move out of the way when the cameras begin to flash and interviewers move in to ask questions to the Red Bull drivers. you find yourself watching from the sidelines beside Daniel, but his eyes always find you. a wink in your direction let’s you know he hasn’t lost sight.
“flirty with my man?” Daniel nudges your elbow gently, making you break your stare at the lady who’s getting to close to max for a picture.
“flirty? no, he was winking at you.” you laugh watching max pull Charles in for a photo with the two drivers. three of them smiling proudly for the cameras before Charles pulls away, a little dizzy from all the flashing.
“hm, I don’t recall him making sexy eyes at me in our contract.” daniel pushes you in the direction of max. now that the photos were done, you could tell he was looking for you, but of course Charles whisks him away before you both can close the gaps between each other.
“you think you’ll win in my circuit?” charles jokingly asks. pulling max out from the mass crowds of people, you were trailing behind the two of them pushing through bodies to join them.
max scoffs, “I can’t predict the outcome of this race, mate. we’ll just have to wait and see.” the Dutchman sees you push through a few people and he extends his hand to help you before you stumble into Carlos.
“yeah, well with my luck I’ll be last.”
“no Oscar and lando will make sure you aren’t.” max chuckles, the two make faces at each other before the tipsy giggles escape their lips. you wish all nights were like this, the two of them happy and not pinning each others successes for their failures.
“what will you do if you win?” you ask Charles stepping a little closer to their conversation watching him think. you look up at max who’s thinking through if he should put his hand against your back, maybe pull you closer to him.
“I don’t know yet. maybe take maman out to dinner? this is all hypothetical.”
max nods, hand finally resting against your lower back, “well if I win I think I’ll take a special someone out for dinner.” he pulls you closer to his chest, your arms unconsciously wrapping around his torso.
“oh? who is that?” charles asks, and it has yet to hit him. he’s clueless to Max’s hand resting on your ass, your arms around his torso, and his lips pressing into your hair. charles was clearly oblivious.
“me, idiot.” you scoff finally getting his attention, his eyes scan each part of your bodies and how close you were together. he looks lost, like a puppy trying to find home as the dogs finally connect with what’s in front of him.
“no! when did this happen?!”
“it was just an incident.” max shrugs, there was no other way to describe it. the pieces just fell into place and max verstappen somehow became the man you loved more than just in the dark, he was someone you were beginning to love in public.
“don’t use my words against me.”
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wayfayrr · 6 months
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Birds without feather flock together
This was a commission from @lost4pandora, it's wild x reader in their winged au - it's mostly fluff with a tinyyyy little bit of drama with the chain it was a lot of fun to write, the dynamics of this group is just so fun
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‘Wild’ - it still doesn’t feel right calling my link that nickname- hasn’t gotten back yet and it’s been at least a few hours since a bunch of the others decided they needed to talk to him. Didn’t think it’d take them till post sundown though, and from how on edge Twilight is getting… I don’t think he did either.
“You’re tinkering on it again?”
“Huh - what, well yeah I guess I am.”
Maintaining my gun is a good distraction, something quiet but well seems like Sky picked up the hearing of whatever bird he got his wings from because there are very few things I can do without him noticing. Even for this he’s cracked an eye open to look at me lazily, though still affectionately. 
“Well you only really do it when you’re stressed, I’m sure there’s no need to be at the moment.”
“You can be as sure as you like but that doesn’t change the fact that Wild and the others are still gone.”
I can’t help being stressed, not with how he’s been agitated after every single time they’ve spoken to him alone; at this point, it can’t just be a coincidence. It can’t be. The way he starts picking at his back where his wings once were tells me all I need to know. Just as Wolfie perking up from my side tells me that there’s something approaching the camp, and by the fact he hasn’t started growling it’s probably our missing members returning. 
“I’m sure because seeing as they wanted me to come with them they’re probably trying to convi- never mind. I know it’s hard but just trust me, I know they’re fine.”
“Wait no, no you were about to explain something then. What are you trying to hide?”
“I - I’ll tell you later  privately, I promise - I’m on your side here I swear.”
If the way he glanced in the direction they left from is any clue, he’s nervous about them knowing what he’s just said; it’d be cruel to push him. No matter how much I want the answers. It’s surreal how what was once a mundane task can bring so much comfort, mindlessly packing away my tools now just seems to melt off the stress. Sky mirroring it is also a bit of a relief, he looked as if he was going to start ripping out feathers if he got any more worked up. Perfectly in time for the others to walk back into camp. With Wild stressed out like I knew he’d be. The wordless flop into my arms is new though, and I’m not sure if I like it or not.
“Hey lovebug, you holding together alright?”
Still not a word, he’s simply burying himself closer to me with a sniffle… and a sob? What were they doing to him what was enough to bring him to tears. I’ll have to take sky up on his offer to explain, or maybe I could question Wars unlike the rest that were with him he looks so guilty. For now though Sky is the safest bet, he’s said that he’s on our side; the question is do I really trust him? 
Even if I don’t it’s worth putting it aside for link, being able to comfort my lover is more important than anything else right now. So getting answers needs to be a priority. Thankfully I think Sky picked that up from the glare I sent him, well not that that was hard to pick up from how he immediately went to Time to argue why he should be allowed to go off with the both of us. From the first day we met something about him has just been off.
“I promise you I’ll get to the bottom of whatever upset you my lil fluffball. They’ll get what they deserve for upsetting you.”
A tilt of his head was my reward for the soft whispers, giving me a better angle to pet and pick the many branches out of his hair. 
“If you want we could run away soon, I mean really why stay with these other heroes if all they do is upset you?”
He liked that idea a lot if the chirp he let out is any indication. 
“I’d sing for you pretty boy, as soon as we get back, I swear that to you my love.”
“Um-” 
“Wars? What do you want?”
“Time’s agreed for you and Wild to leave the camp with Sky and myself, we can leave now if you want.”
Hopefully sky will still be willing to talk even though wars is there, who knows maybe they both end up spilling it. Granted Wars himself has been acting with more, what guilt? Pity? Towards Wild and I since the other day when the post arrived, this whole stiuation has just made him moreso, perhaps that’s why Sky suggested he be the one to ‘aid’ us, if that’s what he did.  
“That would be perfect. Do you know where we can go for privacy?”
“N-no this isn’t a hyrule I’m familiar with, you two are the heroes here so if anyone knows a good place to go it’s you.”
I won’t lie to myself and say it isn’t at least a little pleasant to see the usually pompous parrot more timid and reserved, link seems more comfortable with him acting like this too. Enough to let me stand and help him to his own feet. 
“Mhm, you’re right about that. We aren’t too far from the plateau; you and Sky should have no issue carrying us up there right?”
“We won’t will we wars? It’s the least we can do for them, isn’t it?”
It didn’t take long to get up there and now we’re out of earshot of anyone who could possibly want to eavesdrop on us, with Wild back in my arms where he belongs. 
“What’s been going on then, what has everyone been saying or doing to Wild. That’s what we’re up here to discuss isn’t it?”
“They -”
“We.”
“Wars and a few of the others have been pressing wild about his wings. Or lack thereof.”
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tightjeansjavi · 1 year
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𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖 𝕛𝕖𝕒𝕟𝕤 𝕟’𝕋𝕖𝕩𝕒𝕤 𝕕𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕞𝕤
𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕥 𝟙𝟘 : Baby Honey NSFW 🔞
♡ 𓃗 ♡
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Pre! Outbreak Joel x horseback riding instructor f!reader
A/N: One order up of the Joel Miller pussy eating special! 🤠
~word count: 4.1k~
Summary: the slow burn between you and horse dad! Joel has come to an end. He shows you just what he meant when he said he wanted to worship your body.
Warnings: fluff, flirting, teasing, smut, oral (female receiving) fingering, nipple play, overstimulation, praise kink, consent (Joel talks you through it) nickname overload, sexual tension, dirty internal thoughts, vulgar language, filthy talk, begging, Joel gets pussy drunk and loves it, he acts like such a sweetheart, a little smug, he’s got some serious rizz, (+18) minors dni!
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Austin, Texas
Joel had been a complete sweetheart for the rest of the evening after he drove you home from the bar. He didn’t even allow your feet to touch the ground when he pulled up to your apartment complex. He insisted on carrying you from his truck to your apartment door. You were in a fit of drunk giggles with your cheek smushed up against his warm chest. His t-shirt smelled of lavender vanilla detergent and cologne. He smelled so good. “Are ya really goin’ and smellin’ my shirt right now darlin?’ You lil’ drunk weirdo.” His tone was light, airy, and mildly raspy.
“Shh. Don’t you dare go make fun of me right now, Joel. You smell so good..what is that cologne you’re wearing? Smells heavenly..” You took one big ole whiff which caused Joel to chuckle as he quietly unlocked your apartment door and used his hip to push it open.
“Dunno what brand it is actually. Tommy got it for me awhile back. I’ll have to let him know that you’re a huge fan of it, sweetness.”
“I love when you call me cute things. You have so many different names for me, babe. How do you keep track of them all?” Joel had gently sank down onto the couch with his arms still firmly wrapped around you.
“Yeah? Well..I love calling you cute things. I do have a lot of ‘em huh? You wanna order some food now or after we get ya into some comfy clothes?”
Your arms had slid up around his neck, fingers lazily playing with the strands of hair along the nape of his neck as you peppered sweet kisses across his jawline. “Hmmm..let's order food now. I am absolutely starved.”
Joel couldn’t contain his little grin as you peppered kisses along his face. His dimples were even peeking through as the pad of his thumb was rubbing slow, gentle circles against your spine. He couldn’t help but turn his head a little, giving you a quick peck on the lips. “Alright, my sweet girl. Lets get some food in ya.”
For the rest of the evening, you and Joel were curled up on the couch with a box of pizza, and garlic knots on the coffee table while you watched a few episodes of Friends. At some point, you had fallen asleep with your head resting in his lap over a fluffy blanket. He couldn’t remember the last time he was this content with someone. The domestic intimacy was so pure, so soft and he loved every second of it.
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The following morning you were rudely awoken by your alarm clock blaring along your nightstand. Before you could even think about getting out of bed, a strong arm reached over your middle and firmly pressed down on the alarm clock, ceasing its annoying blaring. Joel grumbled something incoherent against your ear as he firmly tugged your warm body back against his chest, nuzzling his nose against your neck as he inhaled deeply.
“Joel..” You whispered, voice laced with sleep. Your eyes weren’t even open yet. “I have to get up honey.”
“Mmm. No you don’t. Stay in bed a little longer here with me..you’re so warm..” He hummed, pressing a languid kiss to the spot below your ear.
Your body instantly melted against his broad chest as you let out a content sigh. “Okay, fine. You win this round. Can you hand me my phone please?”
You could feel a smirk spreading across Joel’s lips as he kissed along your skin. “Oh, please. Don’t act like you don’t wanna spend all mornin’ in bed with me.” He warmly chuckled before he blindly reached for your phone on the nightstand.
“Of course I wanna spend all morning in bed with you..I just need to see if Ryder can go feed the horses for me in the meantime.” You grabbed your phone from his grasp before finding Ryder’s contact and pressed the receiver against your ear.
“Gooood morning sunshine! How are you feeling babydoll?” Ryder’s voice singsonged through the line. She sounded awfully enthusiastic for it being so early in the morning.
“Hey, babe? Would you do me a huge favor? Can you head over to the barn and bring the boys in and get them fed? I’m gonna be a little late this morning..Did you have a fun evening with Tommy?”
You could feel Ryder smirking through the receiver and she was currently in bed with Tommy who was listening in on the conversation of course. He was eager to hear if his big brother had finally gotten lucky.
“Long night, huh? Is Joel with you right now? Of course I can bring them in and get them fed. Do you mind if Tommy comes with me? He spent the night..” You could picture her little smile through the phone when she mentioned Tommy being there with you.
“Don’t you go and get any funny ideas now, Ryder.” You couldn’t help but giggle. “Yeah, Joel is here with me right now. He spent the night too..” You felt him gently squeeze your hip bone as he continued to pepper kisses along your neck. “Sounds like you had a fun night babe. I can’t wait to hear all about it. Tell Tommy I say hello! Kisses.” You ended the call and carelessly tossed your phone along your nightstand before you turned your head over your shoulder and finally met his lips in a searing kiss.
Joel had eagerly kissed you back as his warm hands found purchase around your hips, brushing his thumbs at the soft skin below your navel as the hem of his shirt that you were wearing was resting just above where his hands were firmly holding you.
“Joel..” You mumbled against his lips, dragging your fingertips along his jawline, catching his stubble along the soft pads of your fingers.
“Hmm?” He gave your hips a light squeeze as his nose nudged against yours. “C’mere. Come closer baby.” He rasped against your lips
You wasted no time to turn yourself around in his arms so that you were facing him. The kiss you shared was broken away for just a mere moment before your lips were pressed to his once more. You hiked your thigh over his hip as your hands were gently holding his face. “Joel..” you whispered.
“Yeah baby? What’s up darlin?’” His words were muffled by your lips as his hand dropped down, fingertips brushing over the exposed skin along your thigh. He gave it a firm squeeze, sinking the pads of his fingertips into the plush flesh.
“We’re finally alone..with no interruptions.” There was a certain giddiness to your tone when the realization washed over the both of you and time seemed to stop.
“I don’t..I don’t have anythin’ on me darlin'’” he slowly detached his lips from the kiss, using his free hand to cup your cheek gently in his warm palm as he dragged the pad of his thumb across your plush lower lip. He watched with hooded eyes as you nibbled playfully on the tip of his thumb, eyes locked on his.
“I don’t either..it’s been awhile for me as you know. There’s other things we can do, baby.”
Joel took his own lip between his teeth when you had lightly sucked on the tip of his thumbnail, eyes looking at him with a doe like innocence that had blood flowing straight down to his cock. “You can’t be lookin’ at me like that darlin’ and sayin’ things..fuck.” He rasped.
“Looking at you, how?” You had a tiny smirk playing across your pretty lips as your lashes fluttered and he had images of you down on your knees in front of him flash across his mind. Mouth full of his cock, spit dribbling down your chin—
“Can I taste you?” He knew his request was bold. Perhaps even a little brash for his own taste but he could only imagine how sweet your cunt had to be. He hadn’t had a desire to be this intimate with someone in so long. It felt like foreign territory, but all the more exciting. He wanted to show you just how badly he wanted to please you. He promised you nearly a month ago that he wanted to worship your body in more ways than one. He wasn’t a man to go back on his promises either, he always followed through.
Your breath hitched harshly in your throat at his request. How was this man so fucking sweet, yet so filthy at the same time. A mixture between heaven and hell. On the fleeting cusp of driving you absolutely mad. Would he tease you? Would he have you begging him for more? God his tongue—
“Yes. Please.” You nearly mewled.
“Get on your back for me sweetheart. Wanna make sure you’re nice and comfy, Kay?” He pressed a light playful kiss to the tip of your nose, loving the way your face when cutely scrunch up.
The early morning calm began to grow thick with tension. The chemistry between you and Joel was radiating through the expanse of your room, bouncing off the wall like ping pong balls. You could hear his heart racing in his rib cage, feel the butterflies swirling in your stomach as you eased yourself away from his grasp on you, rolling over onto your back.
Joel was leaning over you now, fluffing the pillows behind your head with ease. You couldn’t help but giggle when he had gently stuffed a pillow under your lower back so you had more support.
“What’so funny?” He was looking down at you with a boyish grin as he settled himself between your thighs.
“Nothing, baby. You’re just..you’re really sweet and careful..and attentive to me.” You reached your hand up, gently cupping his cheek as he leaned down over you.
“Remember how I told ya after our first date that I was gonna worship you, and your body in more ways than one? This is just part one..I’m gonna take real good care of you, okay? The way that you deserve..” His nose lightly brushed against yours as he closed the small gap between you once more. He pressed a sweet kiss to your lips. It was slow, languid and filled with emotions only the two of you shared.
“I remember. Let’s speed things up then, cowboy.” You giggled against his lips kissing him back sweetly.
“Slow down there, cowgirl. I’m gonna take my time with ya. You’re gonna love it, trust me.” You felt his fingers toying with the hem of his shirt along your body. “Can I take this off? Or do you wanna keep it on?” He mumbled against your lips.
“Take it off.”
“Don’t gotta ask me twice.” He could feel your eagerness as you were already lifting your arms above your head. Inch by inch, he slowly began to lift his shirt over your head. He begrudgingly detached his lips from yours to get the shirt over your head but once he rid you of the fabric, he was gazing down at you. His eyes flitted down to the way your nipples hardened from the cool morning air. You couldn’t help but playfully give his cheek a light slap when he was shamelessly checking you out.
“Hey, eyes up here buddy!”
Joel warmly chuckled as one of his hands found purchase just under your right breast. His thumb was gently stroking across the plush skin as he gave you another boyish grin. “Sorry, honey. Can’t help myself. You’re beautiful, and these? These are very nice.” His thumb brushed across your hardened nipple as your back arched up against him from the light touch.
Your skin felt ignited under his touch as if he had set a match off deep inside of you that left your body craving for more. You were certain that no other man had ever had this intoxicating effect on you. Goddamn you, Joel Miller. “Baby, please don’t tease me..please..I need more than that.”
“What’s that honey pie? You want me to tease ya some more? Patience, my sweet girl. It’ll be worth it in the end. I promise.” His tone was low, husky, and it sent a warm shiver down your spine. Your lips parted open as his own began to make their descent along your neck. His lips were gentle, yet practiced as he kissed along your skin. Your fingers already found their way through his soft tendrils of curls as you gently grasped the back of his head.
He crooned when he heard you suck in a harsh breath as his lips found their way to the valley between your breasts. He licked a long, hot stripe down your sternum before you felt the bridge of his nose drag across the swell of your breast. He nipped playfully at the soft flesh, listening to your soft giggle that quickly developed into a whimper when his lips wrapped around the hardened nub, swirling his tongue along the raised skin.
“Jooooeelll.” You couldn’t stop the whine that escaped your throat as your lashes fluttered shut. Your thighs clenched together and there was no doubt that you were already absolutely dripping for this man.
“Mmm. What did I just say?” He tsked playfully against your skin. Patience, my sweet girl. Enjoy each moment.” He had a mouthful of your breast in his mouth and he still managed to say the sweetest things.
“I’m trying my best.” You let out a frustrated huff as your nails lightly scraped along his scalp. “You’re making it increasingly more difficult for me, baby.”
“Sounds like a personal problem darlin.’” His warm chuckle sent vibrations deep into your core. Just as you were about to smartass him, he shushed you by showing the same amount of care and attention to your other breast. Except this time, his teeth lightly scraped along the nub, causing a low hiss to elicit past your parted lips.
The anticipation was absolutely eating you alive as his lips, and sinful tongue began to descend over your navel as his hands grasped the underside of your thighs. “Need ya to look at me sweetheart. Wanna see those pretty eyes, sugar.” He playfully nipped at the inside of your thigh, soothing the bite of his teeth along your skin with a soft kiss.
Your lashes fluttered open as you looked down at him. This was by far the hottest sight you had ever laid your eyes on. Joel nestled between your thighs, smirking playing on his lips and his beard lightly scraping along your skin as he looked up at you. “Enjoyin’ the view?” He nipped playfully at the inside of your thigh once more.
Smug bastard.
“Mhm. It’s quite the view.”
“It’s about to get even better for ya babydoll.” He shot you a playful wink as he brought your calves to rest along his broad shoulders. “Hook your ankles behind my head.” You did as you were told, taking your lip between your teeth and biting down on it hard. “Atta girl.”
You were ready to tell him to stop playing games. That if he kept this up, you’d surely pass out from the sexual frustration. All of those thoughts came to a delicious halt when the tip of his broad, beautiful nose brushed firmly against your clothed clit.
Your hips jolted towards his face from the sensation as an ‘oh fuck’ flowed past your parted lips shamelessly.
Joel kept his eyes locked on yours as he flattened his tongue along your clothed center, tasting you through the thin cotton fabric with a low hum vibrating up his throat. “How long’s it been for ya honey?”
“T–Too damn long.” You whispered.
Joel pressed a chaste kiss to your covered clit. “Yeah? Well, we’re gonna have to fuckin’ change that pretty damn quick baby. Personally, I think you should be gettin’ 3-4 orgasms a day..why stop there? Let's shoot for them stars, sweet thing.”
Okay, it was official. Joel Miller had officially rotted your brain from the inside out, and turned it to complete mush. He knew exactly what he was doing when he left you feeling tongue tied. “Gonna take these off of ya now, okay?”
All you could do was meekly nod as his thumbs hooked around the sides of your panties and painstakingly peeled them down your thighs and past your ankles that were locked behind his head. He tossed the thin fabric off to the side before he got a good look at you. “Shit. You’re so fuckin’ beautiful baby. Drippin’ for me? Fuck.” The filth dripped down his tongue, sugar sweet, sticky like fresh honey. “G’nna have a taste now, okay?”
Your soft sheets were clenched tightly between your fists as you let out a frustrated whine. “Joel, I swear to fucking god, I will crush your stupid handsome head with my thighs if you don’t–” you were cut off when his tongue flattened against your folds, licking an agonizingly slow stripe up your slit as his lashes fluttered shut. He used his forefinger and middle finger to spread your folds open as he dragged his tongue up to your clit, slowly flicking the tip of his tongue across your sensitive bundle of nerves. Back and forth, back and forth. “Sweetest fuckin’ thing i’ve ever tasted. Fuckin’ un-believable.” He mumbled against your cunt. “Could eat this sweet fuckin’ pussy any goddamn day of the week. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, and dessert.”
Your eyes rolled back into your skull as your thighs clenched inwards. This man knew exactly what he was doing and it would only be a short matter of time before he would be coaxing your first of many orgasms with him. “Fuck–fuck. Baby, that feels so good.” You moaned, fisting the sheets tighter in your grasp.
Joel wrapped his lips around your clit, sucking harshly as his tongue swirled around the bud. He was already feeling high off your natural taste. He wasn’t shy when it came to eating pussy. He had years of experience but with you, it felt the most intimate. Like all he wanted to accomplish was giving you as many mind numbing orgasms that he could draw out of you. He loved the way you melted like putty along his skillful tongue. Your sweet moans for him drove him further into a blissful state of mind of pleasing you.
You could already feel the cord twisting tightly in your stomach as he continued to ruin you with his mouth and tongue. He looked so handsome, mouthful of your pussy, hair falling over his face as he drove his tongue deep inside of you, wanting to taste every part of you that his tongue could reach. When he started fucking you with his tongue, mumbling filth about how sweet you tasted, that you were being such a good girl for him, the cord snapped as you cried out his name.
He eagerly lapped up your release along his tongue. He gathered up every last drop that you had to offer him as he left gentle kitten licks along your clit. Little did you know, he wasn’t done with you just yet. He watched you with hooded eyes as he rested his cheek along the inside of your thigh. His lips, chin, and beard were glistening with your slickness as he pressed an open mouthed kiss to your trembling skin. “How was that for some pussy eatin?’” He teasingly asked you.
“Just about snatched my goddamn soul from my body, cowboy.” You let out a breathless laugh as you looked down at him with a post orgasm haze coating your features. You released your death grip on the sheets, bringing your hand to gingerly cup his jaw as your thumb brushed across his pouted lower lip, tugging it down gently. “I don’t like that look your giving me baby..what’s cooking in that brain of yours?”
Joel hummed as he leaned into your affectionate touch, his eyes flitting up to yours and they had that certain sparkle in them that you loved so much. “Mmm. Did ya think I was done with ya that quick? Absolutely not.” He chuckled, nibbling gently on the tip of your thumbnail. “I’m just such a gentleman that I'm gonna give ya a quick breather.”
“You weren’t kidding about that 3-4 orgasm thing huh? Fuck. You’re gonna be the death of me Miller.” You let out an exasperated sigh as you threw your head back against the plush pillows when you felt his hot breath fanning across your core once more.
“Nuh uh. I ain’t one to kid about that kinda stuff baby. I’m a man of my word.” His huskily spoke before his mouth was enveloping you once more. While his tongue worked your clit to ruin, he had lightly begun to tease your slick entrance with his forefinger. As his tongue lapped at you, he slowly eased his finger inside of your sopping cunt, knuckle deep as he curled it inwards. He could feel your walls fluttering around his finger already, and the feeling had his mind reeling to think about what it would feel like with his cock deep inside your warmth.
Like Heaven.
“Fuckin’ tight little pussy, huh? Clenchin’ around my finger already. You want another, sweet girl?” His tongue was working you at a speed that you struggled to keep up with as he completely overwhelmed your senses. You mewled out his name, bucking your hips up against his face, desperate more. “Yes, please baby. Give me more, Joel. Please.” Your words fell through staggered breaths as he slowly inserted a second finger, curling them up against the sweet spot that had you seeing stars. He slowly began to pump his fingers in and out of you, developing a smooth rhythm that was in sync with his tongue. A delicious combination that had you shamelessly riding his face.
“Good girl. That’s my good fuckin’ girl. Look at how filthy you’re gettin’ fo’me.” He mumbled against your cunt, pumping his fingers faster. He could feel himself getting drunk off your taste along his tongue. Your breathless whines, the way your thighs trembled, and quivered around his head. He was drunk off every goddamn moment he was spending with you. Pussy drunk where he was at the point of no return.
“Oh–oh fuck! Jooooeeelll!” You were on the brink of sobbing as your second orgasm rolled through you like a tidal wave. Joel didn’t give you a moment to breathe this time. He continued to work you right on through it as you clenched tightly around his fingers.
“C’mon, darlin.’ You got one more for me? I know ya do. C’mon, pretty girl. Gimme one more. One fuckin’ more.”
You shook your head back and forth vigorously, bringing your freehand to your mouth, biting down on the outside of your hand, tears threateningly to spill over as you were teetering over the edge of overstimulation. “Joel–I–can’t! It’s too much! Baby, please I can’t! Joel, I can’t!” You desperately pleaded with him.
“Yes you can honey. Yes you can. I got you, sweet girl. You’re okay. You’re safe. Ain’t nothin’ gonna hurt you, my baby honey.” He reached his free hand up and found your hand that was still fisting the sheets, he gently pried your fingers apart, slipping his between yours as he gave your hand a reassuring squeeze. “One more for me. One more baby.” His lips wrapped around your clit once more, sucking harshly as he drew one last final orgasm from you.
Your ears were ringing, blood rushing as everything in close proximity sounded hazy, fuzzy to you as your body convulsed around Joel’s tongue and fingers. You were almost certain that you had passed out for a moment. Your body was struggling to handle the immense waves of pleasure like none other than you had experienced before. Your mind felt blissfully numb, as if you were on a big fluffy cloud, drifting through the sky with a warm breeze kissing your cheeks.
Your ex had absolute jack fucking shit on your cowboy.
Joel had praised you through the entire thing, lapping up your final release like a man starved. He pressed one last gentle kiss to your swollen clit before he kissed his way back up to your lips, pecking them a few times as his hands gently held your face. “Come back to earth, my sweet girl. I gotcha.”
Your limp arms found their way around his neck, kissing him back languidly as you tasted yourself along his tongue. “You sure know how to make a girl scream, cowboy.” Your tone was sticky sweet, tainted with post orgasm haze.
“I like to call that one the Joel Miller pussy eating special.” He chuckled, kissing you deeply.
“Shut the fuck up.” You giggled.
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pony4eva · 2 months
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PRP: Alright, how'd you guys get together?
Little Jimmy Urine: I was sellin Pokemon on da Home Shoppin Network...Steve, Vanessa, & Kitty all called to buy Charmander at the same time & I had just sold the last one...so we decided to come together under one flag & start a dental referl service...the bands jus a hobby.
PRP: Just what is an "Uppity Cracker"?
Little Jimmy Urine: Some dumb honkey who don't know when to keep his fuckin mouth shut.
PRP: Is Little Jimmy's Jimmy really little?
Little Jimmy Urine: It's 7-8 in. hard but not thick. It's bascially a quill. You can sign da Decleration of Indapenpants with it. Talk to Steve. He's my pee pee agent.
PRP: How did you get the nickname "Little Jimmy Urine"?
Little Jimmy Urine: It was the one stupid thing no one ever called me before.
PRP: Rumor has it you lit your penis on fire on stage once, how was that?
Little Jimmy Urine: Warm.
PRP: Whose Idea was it to make "Backmask" have subliminal messages?
Little Jimmy Urine: My mom's.
PRP: Ever afraid that Led Zepplin fans will kick your ass after hearing "I Hate Jimmy Page"?
Little Jimmy Urine: 1st - Any one could kick my ass. 2nd - If some 45 year old hippie wants my ass, more power to him. 3rd - If you're 17 & in great shape & you like Led Zepplin enuff to hurt me, you gotta stop hangin out with your old man & stop lettin your mom dress you in Pink Floyd shirts.
PRP: Does Steve really play a 4 string guitar?
Little Jimmy Urine: Unless he breaks a string. Then he plays a 3 string.
PRP: Is pubic hair trimming a necessity?
Little Jimmy Urine: No, it's a pleasure. It's ass hair that's the necessity.
PRP: Just which of your friends are dicks for?
Little Jimmy Urine: The ones who let me watch them pee in their pants.
PRP: If you had to pick one kung fu styling to be what would it be?
Little Jimmy Urine: Kitty - Wingchung Vanessa - Guns Guns Guns Steve - Ball Smell Urine - Pay Atenchung Tome
PRP: Is it hard to transfer all the programming to the live show or do you leave some out when on stage?
Little Jimmy Urine: Fuck it. Punk rock. Press play, smash it up.
PRP: Are the Insane Clown Posse as hard as they act?
Little Jimmy Urine: Maybee it was our purrrfume...and I don't wanna get no one in trouble but...dey were sweet as hell to us.
PRP: You guys covered Method Man's "Bring The Pain", do you got heavy hip hop roots or do you just think you can really bring the pain?
Little Jimmy Urine: A good song is a good song, no matter if it's Rap, Cuntree, Opera, purrty, hard, stupid, serious, or cheesy. I hate everything and love lil bits of everything. Wow. A serious answer. Shit. Now I'm gonna have to tell you all about chinchillas to make up for not being an ass. At the age of 8 months chinchillas are put into "families". One male has four females which are placed separately and the male can visit them through a special "male corridor". The mother animals wear a "collar" around their neck wich does not allow them to fit in the male corridor. This is the poligam way keeping chinchillas. Pregnancy lasts for 111 days and mother whelp their 1-4 offsprings without any help. The animals are born with their eyes open and their few days age start to eat spagettios.
PRP: Has Meth ever heard the cover or commented on it to you guys?
Little Jimmy Urine: He had to hear it to aprove it & he had to at least be able to stang it to let me put it out.
PRP: Are Kitty and Vanessa the toughest in the band?
Little Jimmy Urine: Dat was a no brainer.
PRP: Just what do you think Clarissa isn't smart enough to explain?
Little Jimmy Urine: Why her snaggle teeth turn me on.
PRP: You say nigga alot, do you realize that you're white?
Little Jimmy Urine: I'm acutally a Spic/Kraut, but for all extenssive purpose's, I'm white cuz I like Spaghettio's with franks.
PRP: Do you ever fear black people kicking your ass?
Little Jimmy Urine: No, I fear white people, cuz they is scary as shit.
PRP: How is the lawsuit going with the people that ran www.mindlessselfindulgence.net?
Little Jimmy Urine: Makin me poor & stupid.
PRP: Did you ever wear your clothes backwards back when Kriss Kross was popular?
Little Jimmy Urine: Who didn't?
PRP: Why will "Frankenstein Girls Seem Strangely Sexy"?
Little Jimmy Urine: Cuz it sounds cool. If I ever answer a question with "I had an intense dream...," you have the right to slap me & start again.
PRP: On your promo tape for "Bitches" you're pushing away the old ladies who want autographs, why are you doing this, do you not respect the elderly?
Little Jimmy Urine: Are you kiddin? When we finished the shoot, I hit dat shit.
PRP: Why do you have to rock the booty before you rock the body?
Little Jimmy Urine: Cuz da crunch always gives you away.
PRP: What's your favorite movie?
Little Jimmy Urine: Lawerence of Arabia, Ladies & Gentelmen the Fabulos Stains, & any thing else beginin wit da letter L.
PRP: If you could be any gang from the movie "The Warriors" which would it be?
Little Jimmy Urine: Shit, bitch...the orphans, cuz then youu get to fuck muh sister.
PRP: Big Bird Vs. the Teletubbies in a no holds barred street fight, who would win?
Little Jimmy Urine: Who cares? Seseme Street is all about Rosita da underground muppet. She ain't no sell out, she's punk rock. She ain't on no lunch box & she's bi-lingual.
PRP: What's the worst album you have?
Little Jimmy Urine: Where do i start? Well, besides mine, the worst I own is probably INXS - Kick. The worst I actually still listen to & like is Nu Shooze - I Can't Wait 12 in. & Noel - Silent Morning.
PRP: Who would you love to collaborate with?
Little Jimmy Urine: I never heard it called dat before.
PRP: How many pink suits do you own?
Little Jimmy Urine: One & I never washed it all summer...on two tours...& I spit up on it, pissed on it, lit it on fire, bled all over it, ripped it to bits, & gave it away at the Orgy show.
PRP: Many people are dying to know, do you do crack on a regular basis?
Little Jimmy Urine: No, I eat 4 Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, shake up a bottle of Cherry Coke & down it in one shot. It gets the same effect.
PRP: What are you guys trying to achieve with your new album?
Little Jimmy Urine: Piss people off, get paid for pissing people off...people now more pissed off & we have their money.
PRP: Is it hard to get on a national tour with such an eclectic sound?
Little Jimmy Urine: I'm here talking to you instead of gettin muh ass beat, righ?
PRP: Ever had sex with a teddy bear?
Little Jimmy Urine: No, but I used to be able to suck muh own dick.
PRP: Are you really this insane or is it an act?
Little Jimmy Urine: Maybee I'm act & your insane. Huh? Did you ever think of dat smart guy? Huh? Maybee I'm act & you're all insane.
PRP: You seem to cut your knees up alot, why is that?
Little Jimmy Urine: Cuz I land on them when I jump.
PRP: Is there any explanation to why your last album "Tight" is being discontinued?
Little Jimmy Urine: It's funny.
PRP: Do you honestly feel your music is best described as "Industrial Jungle Pussy Punk"?
Little Jimmy Urine: Just da pussy part.
PRP: Did you get beat up alot as a kid?
Little Jimmy Urine: No, I got ignored alot.
PRP: Any plans to tour in support of the album?
Little Jimmy Urine: Hell fuck yes.
PRP: I have run out of questions, are you glad the interviews over? 
Little Jimmy Urine: It's over?
PRP: I lied, any shoutouts or shameless self promotion you want to spit out?
Little Jimmy Urine: I'm down to muh last can of soup. Go buy my record & I promise not to make another one.
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elvisabutler · 1 year
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who's my princess?
fandom: austin butler rating: m pairing: austin butler x older female reader word count: 2169 warnings: jokes about being a sugar baby. heavy use of the nickname princess and baby boy. praise kink. faint d/s elements but not quite, you'll see in the fic. oral ( female receiving, attempted male receiving. ). public sex acts. no use of y/n. author’s note: welcome to day 4 of ally’s wet hot smut summer, praise kink with austin butler x older female reader. so here's the thing with this fic, i have been struggling to write it— and austin in general for the past week/two weeksa. to the point where i actually skipped ahead to rooster x reader titty fucking that i already posted on another account. i'll post it here once i finish my austin degradation kink day, promise. anyway what i ended up finally settling on with this fic was doing austin with an older female reader. you can read how much older however you like or if you want could ignore my reference to it being an older female reader. it also erred more toward plus size but can still be read a little more explicitly as not plus size. anyway, i hope y'all enjoy this fic even if it's a lil more niche for the fandom. as always, i do enjoy your comments and reblogs and tags and they are my writing life blood to be quite honest. there was also three different versions of this moodboard and i am still not sure i'm in love with this one. also i'm not completely back from my impromptu vacation but i wanted to post this before i tossed it in a fire or something.
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"They think you're my sugar baby, you know," you murmur against the shell of Austin's ear, watching as his jaw muscle tenses just so at the implication.
His eyes slide across the room, taking in the looks people are giving the two of you. It's not that he isn't used to the looks, the slight judgment that people pass when they think he's merely just a kept boytoy but this time it hits different. For Vanessa, as much as he loved her and as much as he supposes she loved him there was always quite a kernel of truth there. It rubbed him the wrong way some days but at the same time it allowed him to slowly prove his acting chops without necessarily worrying about if he'd have a place to stay if things went horrendously wrong. But for you? For his gorgeous girlfriend? Oh, he wasn't a boytoy in the slightest. Sure, you could have made it so he was a kept man again. You could have allowed him to live in the lap of luxury and only come up for projects that were artsy and true cinema that he could sink his teeth into. No, instead he told himself he'd treat you, he'd make sure you were taken care of by him. You were older, you didn't need a partner to spoil you and cater to your every want and need. You didn't need these things but he was determined to give them to you. After all what sort of romantic partner would he be if he didn't spoil the love of his life.
"Hm," he hums softly, turning his head just enough to look you in the eyes. "Of course. They know I'm younger than you. They think I found another sugar mama to support me. If only they knew. Think they'd believe us if we told them?"
There's something so inviting and enrapturing about Austin's gaze that has you shivering just ever so slightly in delight and arousal. "About what?"
It's a dangerous game you're playing, teasing him like this but you can't help it. You want to rile Austin up in the same way he has with you on so many occasions. His tongue darts out to wet his lips before he bites his lower one. "Is my Princess playing dumb? Is she trying to be coy? Tease me?"
You smile softly and shrug, attempting to look as innocent as can be, "maybe. What are you going to do about it, baby?"
"Baby?" Austin moves to pull turn you around and pulls you closer to him, his hands settling on your plush hips and squeezing. "I think there's only one baby here, and it's not me, Princess. You don't have to tease to get what you want, you know that. My good girl knows that."
A shaky inhale is your only response for a moment as Austin smirks, his eyes dancing with a certain mixture of arousal and amusement that he only gets when he looks at you. Things between you are always a little playful, the joys of being old enough to not care about what other people think of you but it's still a delight to see after failed relationships before him. Maybe that's why you hadn't had a relationship that lasted this long before him. Maybe the universe was just having you wait for him. It takes you a moment to collect your thoughts even as you feel your arousal slowly dripping from your vagina, slowly dampening the underwear you're wearing.
"Your good girl does, but maybe I want to be bad today. Maybe I want you to show me and everyone else how desperate you always are for me," you practically purr out the last words and Austin's grip tightens just that little bit more as he moves one hand down to your behind and squeezes partially as a warning and partially as a promise.
"How desperate I am for you? How drenched are your panties? Would they stick to that pretty little pussy of yours? That pussy that was made for my cock? The one that could never be satisfied by any other cocks before mine?" His words are quiet but so deadly that you can't help the whine that leaves you even as your hand moves to cup the front of his slacks. You're in public but between the two of you, you're making your way to an empty corner with no one the wiser about what's happening. It should be mortifying the way Austin has you acting like a teenager and yet you remember that you're doing the same for him. You're both acting as if you don't have a care in the world, as if Austin and you both aren't at least partially in the public eye.
The thing is in this moment it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter because all anyone is going to see is you and him having your hands all over each other because you're so in love and practically obsessed with one another that you're both needy. Even if the way you're needy is subtly different between the two of you.
"Somewhere private." The words tumble out of your mouth when you finally make it to that corner and realize that your hand is trying to undo his slacks and his hand is trying to lift of your dress as if no one would be watching. Austin looks at you with blown pupils and huffs out a breath of air from his nose before he nods, grabbing your hand and pulling you out of the room and into regrettably the nearest closet he can find.
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You start to drop to your knees, thinking this has to be something quick between the two of you, a quick blowjob that'll ruin your panties that he'll steal and put in his pocket for the rest of the night until you can get home. Except Austin's grip on your arm stops you, pulls you back up into a standing position even as your eyebrow arches upward in a simple unspoken question.
"I didn't ask for you to suck my dick, Princess," he murmurs, leaning over you just enough that he practically pins you to the door. "You want to be good for me, don't you? Make up for how bad you just were?"
In another time and place you'd maybe be embarrassed about how quickly you nod. In another time before Austin you'd have scoffed and shook your head. As it is all you want is to hear Austin tell you how good you are with those plush lips of his. All you want to feel his lips upon your skin, sucking hickies on it, his teeth biting your skin and leaving small indentations. You merely want all of Austin in this moment. "What—what do you want then?"
A simple question and a request for direction. You can't be his good girl, his bestest girl, his flawless girl without direction. You might be accidentally bad.
His hand moves to cup your chin and pulls you in for a featherlight kiss before moving down to your neck kissing there. You don't realize what's happening until you feel his hands cup your breasts as he places kisses along the tops of them exposed by your dress. You see his body starting to inch closer and closer down to the floor as he trails kisses down your body, setting every inch of your skin they touch ablaze with a fire that burns starting from your aching vagina. It clenches around nothing, wanting something— anything— near it and being deprived even as his lips are so close to it that he could tongue you through the fabric of your dress.
"Aus—" you start to whisper his name only to be cut off with a shaky exhale as you feel his fingertips against your calves and against your knees. You feel his fingers press into your plush thighs and bite your lip to stop yourself from whining only to have Austin remove his hands from them. "What—"
"Good girls are loud for their boyfriends. For their baby boys," he smirks and you can tell even in the low light of the closet. Any other time and you might lightly tap his face to smack it off of him but right now it has your thighs clenching together and him laughing. "You're my good girl, aren't you, Princess? My goddess of a woman. The cougar who sunk her teeth into me? I just want to hear you. I want everyone to know that I'm bringing you such immense pleasure with my tongue that you can't help but scream."
You are about to say something before Austin's head is under your dress faster than the words can come out. They're quickly forgotten in the haze and loud groan that leaves your lipstick covered lips as his fingers— those long fingers you've sucked and nipped at before— find themselves buried in your pussy. Austin plays you like a musical instrument, earning sighs and whimpers and every noise in between to form a symphony that bounces off the walls of the closet. You feel your orgasm starting to inch closer and closer before he pulls out his fingers and you keen loud enough that you hear people on the other side of the door wondering what's going on.
Austin chuckles and if you could see his eyes you're certain you would see them blown with arousal but still somehow sparkling with pure mirth. His laughter is a warm gust of air against your thigh but somehow a cool balm against your dripping cunt. Your thighs are sticky with arousal but not release and you almost want to cry before you feel Austin's breath focusing closer and closer to where you want it. "It's like a fountain down here."
The words are said with a bit of awe before he continues, "this all for me pretty girl? All for me, ma'am? If breathe just right can I get another drop?" He teases even as he lets out the smallest puff of air against your clit. "Oh. I can. So responsive. Such a good responsive woman. Couldn't ask for anyone better to be on my arm and in my bed. Maybe I should marry you. Keep you all to myself."
"Austin, please." You plea as your hands move to his hair, ruining whatever hairstyle his stylist had crafted in one fell swoop of your hands clenching at the strands.
"What my Princess wants, my princess gets," he jokes before his tongue finds its way to your throbbing clit.
The noises between your legs sound obscene with his tongue and chin and everything sliding against the arousal between your legs. He eats you out like a starving man, one of his hands moving to curl inside you as his mouth sucks your clt. It's too much and too little all at once. Your thighs tighten around his head as your hands tighten in his hair and you hear Austin moan as he shifts just enough to have his cock press against your calf. He's in control but at the same time so are you. You're making him so desperate he needs to hump your leg to get relief and he has your cunt spasming even though you haven't come just yet. You're sure you're saying words or perhaps it's just gibberish as Austin's fingers curl just so, pressing against that spot that has the coil in your lower abdomen wounding tighter and tighter. His thrusts against your legs are becoming more stuttered and your hands yank at his hair to try and pull him away so you don't come all over his face only to have him use his one free hand to grab your ass and force you grind down on his face. Somehow the brush of his nose against your clit and the way his tongue moves just so in tandem with his fingers against that spot of yours has you shouting his name even as you try and muffle it just a little. Your body shakes with aftershocks, thighs twitching against his head and lower stomach feeling like it's pulsating from the intensity. It takes both of you far longer than you'd like to admit to catch your breath and even as you do, Austin looks every bit as wrecked as you do before he opens his mouth.
"Think they still think I'm just your sugar baby?" The joke comes easily and with a soft smile. "Because that was some loud screaming, Princess. I was proud of you for it."
You can't help but look off to the side in embarrassment before you feel Austin's hand on your chin, forcing you to look at him. You swear you smell your own scent on his hand and you can't help but lick your lips. "Maybe, but I don't— Let them. Because it doesn't change that I'm your good girl, does it?"
"Never."
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frvnkcastles · 1 year
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DISAPPEARING YEARS ➵ F. CASTLE
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Summary: When you get a diagnosis you’ve been dreading, Frank is there for you.
Warnings: Unspecified illness, feminine nicknames, hurt/comfort
Word count: 894
Author’s note: A short but sweet one inspired by That Phone Call from your doctor that confirms what you’ve been expecting. I remember what a gut punch it was to be told I have C-PTSD, and then another one when I was told it was causing psychosis in me, but most recently I got a not-so-nice physical health diagnosis that made this lil fic happen. It sucks. But at least we’ve got Frank, right?
Frank’s hand was heavy but steady in yours as you sat on the edge of the bed with your phone raised to your ear. As soon as it had rung with your doctor’s name blinking on the screen, it had been as if the world had slowed down to nothingness, like everything else was on pause except the bad news you were awaiting. And one look was all it had taken for Frank to take your hand and grip it tightly, silently promising that he was there for you no matter what your doctor would have to tell you.
When a tear escaped your eye and trailed down your cheek, Frank was quick to wipe it away with his thumb, right before he pressed a kiss onto your shoulder and left his chin resting there. The way he attached himself to you was borderline clingy, but he needed you to know he wasn’t leaving your side, needed you to remember the good you had — he rarely saw himself in such a flattering light, but right now, he acknowledged he had the power to keep you going and give you strength. So, he made it his mission to invade your senses from gentle kisses to soft touches and quiet whispers to assure you were doing wonderfully.
It was almost funny how quickly the phone call was over, how your doctor had given you world-stopping news and then just wrapped it up like any other call. But indeed, within minutes, you found yourself dropping your phone onto the mattress and then looking over to Frank who stared back at you with expectant but loving eyes.
”It’s… it’s what they suspected. Just… confirmed it for me. It’s an official diagnosis now”, you whispered after licking your dry lips. You took in a deep breath, and with your face twitching as you tried to avoid crying, you looked away from Frank who was allowing you the time to get it all off of your chest. ”I know we saw this coming, but it just feels so—”, you tried, but like a tidal wave, the first sob broke through you and you lifted your hand to your mouth.
”Hey, hey, shh”, Frank reacted instantly, assuming his turn to speak, and with tender hands he weaved you into a tight embrace that squeezed all the ugly cries out of you.
”I just don’t want to deal with this”, you hiccuped, and still shushing you, Frank nodded against your head and massaged firm circles on your back.
”I know, sweet girl, I know. Hell, it ain’t somethin’ anyone wants to hear. But you took it like a champ, y’know that? You’re a fuckin’ badass”, he insisted, his gravelly voice filled to the brim with love and sincerity as he went on, ”I’m amazed by you every time. I mean it.”
You let your eyes fall shut and felt the tears pour down in response. Still, even as they wet the collar of Frank’s shirt, he was unmovable; constant and reliable as he held you tight to his chest. He didn’t falter for one second, didn’t make you doubt his affection for you as he began to softly rock you side to side.
”You’re right, you saw this comin’. Don’t make it any easier, I know. But in some way, you’ve been preparin’ for it, yeah? We looked up things to make it better together, ’member? You got this, baby. You absolutely do. You have what it takes to get through this, and shit, you know I’d do anythin’ for you. So whatever you need, I’m here for ya”, Frank assured, not even an ounce of hesitation in his voice. The words mixed with the warm embrace made the world seem a little less cruel, and with whatever courage you had left, you mustered a nod.
Sniffling, you leaned back just enough to look at Frank, a small smile impossible to resist when you saw his dark eyes fixated on you and his lips curved up in a hopeful way. ”The doctor did say a lot of kisses and cuddles might alleviate the symptoms”, you pointed out matter-of-factly, and the loud laugh you got from Frank made it all seem worth it.
”That right?” Frank grinned before leaning in to kiss your forehead, followed by your nose, cheek, jawline and finally, your lips. It was long and sweet and warm and safe and you wanted to live in it. ”Won’t catch me denyin’ my girl some lovin’”, he promised before kissing you once more, this time in a way that took your breath away with the heated connection between your lips.
Giggling, you dropped your head against his chest and sighed. ”This all seems a lot less sucky when I have you with me”, you admitted, and with a quiet chuckle, Frank dipped his finger under your jaw and tilted your head up so he could give you a knowing look.
”That’s how I feel about every day, sweetheart. You make life worth livin’. And that’s why I’mma make sure you enjoy waking up every day, too”, he promised, his forehead colliding with yours as he breathed you in.
”This may be a bad thing, I know, but we’ll have lots of good ones. I swear”, he added, and with a quiet nod, you gave him a smile.
”I believe you, Frankie.”
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osamucide · 9 months
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ADA secret santa . . . .ᐟ
wc: 1.4k
cw: crack, everyone is a menace, no reader included, probably some ooc, language, alcohol, drug mentions, suggestive gifts but nothing strictly nsfw, this is really just silliness
reid: happy christmas to those who celebrate! this was fun to write and think about i hope you guys enjoy and get a kick out of imagining this chaotic group being a dysfunctional family as much as i do
. . . .ᐟ
first things first: who gets who?
just like everything else at the agency, it’s a fucking ordeal.
dazai writes down everyone’s names to draw out of kenji’s hat, but he’s given them all nicknames, some more horrendous than others, and kunikida’s standing at the whiteboard writing down everyone’s favorite colors and t-shirt sizes when naomi pulls a name and asks, “who is ‘bawss bitch’?”
“president fukuzawa, duh,” dazai chirps.
cue face-palms and eye-rolls around the room.
“naomi, draw again. the whole point is that no one else kn-“
“thanks, ranpo, we know the point.” yosano reaches into the hat for herself. “who is . . . ‘tightass’?”
everyone glances to kunikida, who freezes and turns slowly, threateningly, toward the bandaged menace.
dazai tries so hard to contain his laugh, but ends up snorting unceremoniously.
so, commence kunikida choking him out and demanding he write down everyone’s proper goddamn names so they all know what the hell is going on. atsushi’s on it, copying everyone’s legal, government-registered first and last name down onto one sticky note each, and the drawing restarts.
names are distributed. instructions follow. yosano lovingly requests the biggest bottle of tequila the budget will allow.
the office party will start on christmas eve at 6pm.
. . .
naomi’s forcing junichiro into the ugliest, most uncomfortable-looking matching sweater anyone in the office has ever seen in all of their days (it’s got glitter-hot glue balls and messily sown-in sequins all over it. it’s hard to tell if it depicts something festive or if it’s the cover of lil wayne’s 1999 studio album tha block is hot).
yosano has cracked into the bottle of wine she’s kept stashed under her desk all day and is drinking straight from it.
ranpo’s encouraging her to chug while he makes a sizable dent in the huge tray of cookies provided by fukuzawa.
atsushi’s on the verge of tears because he’s never celebrated christmas with anyone who cares about him before, and kenji’s doing a mediocre job at consoling him.
dazai has brought eggnog and announces to everyone, at the exact moment that kunikida finishes off his third glass, that it’s spiked.
kyoka’s dragging haruno toward the group, where she places a reindeer antler-headband atop the older girl’s head. kyoka smiles so purely at her. it puts the fear of god into poor haruno.
it is 6:08pm.
once junichiro’s in his sweater and thoroughly suffering and atsushi’s stopped hiccuping, fukuzawa summons everyone around the tiny office tree for secret santa.
and here’s who got who.
. . .
president fukuzawa has drawn ranpo’s name for the third year in a row. he always goes with some sort of snack, but this year he found these on etsy and couldn’t resist.
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the boss lets out a chuckle. everyone is jazzed. atsushi covers kyoka’s eyes. ranpo sticks his tongue out at fukuzawa (but cracks into the bag immediately).
. . .
ranpo drew yosano.
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yosano lets out an unhinged laugh and puts it on. ranpo, mouth full of gummy dicks, lovingly retrieves a bottle of tequila from hiding. already half a bottle of wine and two glasses of eggnog in, yosano throws her arms around the great detective for a siblingly hug. atsushi is covering kyoka’s eyes again. he wonders if he’ll have to do this for every present.
. . .
yosano got kunikida.
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“sorry, I couldn’t find an actual prescription.” kunikida’s lips are pursed in disappointment, not out of lack of appreciation but for shame in her joke. everyone knows it holds weight. dazai is on his ass laughing. kunikida remarks how he’s been needing a back pillow for his desk chair anyway. atsushi has his head in his hands.
. . .
kunikida got junichiro.
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dazai and ranpo are nodding solemnly. no one is laughing because it’s true other than naomi who insists kunikida really does have a sense of humor. wow!
. . .
junichiro drew dazai’s name.
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“awww!” dazai croons, holding it to his chest before going to place it on his desk next to his nameplate. “tanizaki, I’m so glad you think so.” again, everyone knows it’s true and laughs because of it this time.
. . .
dazai got fukuzawa.
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it’s extra funny to dazai at this point because the boss is such a cat guy and also he and yosano have already snuck off cousins-at-thanksgiving style outside to smoke whatever (all while he’s on his way to being plastered. yosano’s the resident alcoholic, yes, but no one can ever truly contain dazai’s festive substance use). fukuzawa laughs - it has to be an effect of the alcohol on him too, everyone thinks, because no way would the stoic man ever crack a smile at such a gift let alone actually use this fucking mousepad. dazai tells him he’ll cry if he doesn’t see it on his desk next week.
. . .
a break proceeds because kunikida swears something got fucked up in the drawing process now that half of them have looped around. yosano, dazai, and ranpo are doing tequila shots. haruno explains to kunikida that it’s fine - someone had to go first - and they should just pick someone to start the second round of gifts. kunikida’s scribbling in his notebook trying to figure out what they screwed up. kenji insists that they’re already playing the game, there’s no point in trying to rewrite it now as long as everyone has a gift! kunikida looks visibly intoxicated like he’s about to pop a vein in his forehead, so kenji just laughs nervously and takes the reins. he tells kyoka to go next.
. . .
kyoka drew haruno.
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it’s in a pretty purple bag, christmas spirit somewhat lost upon the child. atsushi almost starts crying again (dazai’s been slipping him eggnog). kyoka’s already assembled and glued the flower together. haruno smiles appreciatively. it will go on the front desk.
. . .
haruno got naomi.
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no one expects this from haruno but it’s a huge hit, especially juxtaposed with junichiro’s gift from kunikida. it’s a book cover over a blank notebook and the only thing she apologizes for is that it doesn’t say “sibling.” naomi is red in the face and forcing a laugh. dazai and yosano are a second away from hoisting the girl up on their shoulders like she just made a winning touchdown. atsushi’s head is in his hands again.
. . .
naomi got atsushi.
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it’s him if he was a single-celled organism, kenji remarks. atsushi is wholeheartedly pleased with this gift and gives naomi an extremely awkward hug. he holds onto it like a lifeline for the rest of the night.
. . .
atsushi pulled kenji’s name.
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he wasn’t sure how seriously to take the gift, but he thought these were fitting. kenji beams and jumps up and down and hugs atsushi so tight the older boy starts to go blue in the face.
. . .
and finally, kenji drew kyoka.
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kyoka wants the spiderman one. kenji obliges.
. . .
new and old traditions alike arise; yosano and ranpo each gift each other $20. fukuzawa has given both of them the $20. it's a ritual they refuse to let die. dazai tries to get kunikida to do a shot out of his mouth which leads to shouting and beating. atsushi sits both of them down on the couch and forces them to drink water and be nice to each other. naomi, haruno, and junichiro pick out a christmas movie to project onto the wall as background noise; they settle on a cheesy musical hallmark movie suspiciously similar to the one they put on last year. kyoka and kenji join ranpo in raiding the dessert table. yosano is singing! she is trying to get everyone to sing with her. dazai is the only one who joins. he is wearing the i ♥️ cock(tails) hat. they start with silent night and end with skeeyee by sexyy red.
before long, drunken detectives fall into their chairs and couches with blankets and plates of sweets to get comfy for home alone 2. dazai wants a whole couch to himself but that's unfair, so he settles for stretching his gangly ass legs across kunikida and tanizaki. kyoka and kenji curl up on the floor in a pile of blankets; the girl looks on the verge of sleep. naomi and haruno squeeze into a chair; yosano finds herself flat on the ground, nearly finished bottle of wine in hand; ranpo's feet are kicked up on the nearest desk and he sits in his chair near fukuzawa, who overlooks his employees with tired satisfaction. atsushi glances around at his his colleagues, and for as unhinged as they are, he feels lucky to have a group of people so welcoming to call his friends. all is peaceful and happy, except for ranpo's incessant burping and yosano's eventual snoring. it's fine.
merry fucking christmas.
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m-to-z-andbackto-m · 3 months
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GUYYYSSSSS GUESS WHO FOUND THEIR OLD SHIP ARRRT
Okay so to make up for my phone going kaput, look what I found :3 (It's old, it's inconsistent, and I found the drawing of Horror being a lil' chick dad, most adorable thing ever I swear-)
Ships: Mostly Horror × Farmer, but I did small one with Killer × Color :3
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The last drawing is edited because I messed up so there's the original (As you can see)
I wanna remake these! But I kinda liked some of these panels :D
Explanation For The Horror Angst(?):
A butcher was selling red meat at the farmer's market and the sight plus rotting smell reminded him of home and eating humans, so now he's queasy :(
But! I was planning on ending the comic with Farmer convincing him to come eat his favorite veggie soup, and as we all know, these skeles are observant, so Farmer already guessed Horror was uncomfortable (Aw <3)
Extra: I think it's out of character for Horror to go on his own, recovering and being taken care of in another universe, he wouldn't abandon his home, he wouldn't abandon Papyrus for himself SO!
I made it so that his home is getting donations and help from FarmerTale (FarmTale???) in a sort of redemption arc for Horror, and since Horror arguably has the most trauma in his universe, and is technically allowed to be aware of other universes and leave his own (I don't know why man, that's a whole 'nother ramble right there), he's hanging out in FarmerTale to recover, I think maybe he brought... Horror!Paps has some nicknames but what's the most popular? I've seen Teeth, Paprika, Bones, etc... what do you guys call 'im?
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itisme-rosie · 3 months
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-- the better part of reality; lily comes to you after being woken up by a nightmare.
cw: reverse comfort!!
masterlist | rules
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"do you think nightmares have some semblance of truth to them?"
"what do you mean sweetheart?" i ask softly, eyes shut, fingers gently running through lily's hair in attempts to soothe her back to sleep without arousing any of my dorm mates. she wasn't supposed to be here and we both knew it.
she had knocked on my door though, eyes red from tears and exhaustion. how could i ever turn her away? was i ever strong enough to say no to her in any situation, really?
"the things we see in nightmares," lily's voice has gone so quiet it almost hurts and i tug her closer to me as she takes a deep, shuddering breath, "do you think they're things we are actually, truly afraid of?"
"why do you ask sweetheart?" my eyes open to glance down at her, "did ya have a nightmare?"
lily nods, inching closer to me even though there was absolutely no space between us and i was smushed against the wall.
"spiders?" i ask lightheartedly.
"no,"
"nearly headless nick when he reminds us why that's what his nickname is?"
a shake of her head.
"an empty shelf of your favorite chocolates? the library having no books?"
"...worse,"
"well i can't imagine anything else that can scare you so much lils," i tease, "so, tell me, what did you see that had you so shaken up?"
it's quiet for a while, the rhythmic ticking of the clock and my roommate's snoring filling the silent space around us.
"you -" the redhead in my arms speaks after a while, only to pause and my mind starts to race. it was only then - after one particularly violent motion - that i noticed she was toying with the bear that made its way under the blankets when i was tossing and turning.
"me?" i parrot, eyes shooting open to narrow in concern, "lils, are you scared of me?" i was half joking, half a little worried.
"no!" she speaks a little too loudly and winces when one of my roommates sleepily mumbles for me to shut up and we both wait for the snoring to continue before we do too, "no," the poor girl looks away.
"explain? please?" i muse, tucking her hair behind her ears, "because if anything, i should be scared of you,"
i earn a swat for that comment.
"it's just -" she shrugs as best she could while laying down, "it's stupid,"
"if you're so worked up from it that you come all the way here from the dorm you love more than me -" she scoffs and i bite back my laughter, "- to ask if you can sleep beside me, it is far from stupid,"
i lean back against my pillows, allowing my girlfriend to lay her head on my chest before i shut my eyes again, "tell me what's runnin' around your pretty head, lils,"
"well, this one might be just silly enough that - that it'll make you laugh,"
"i promise not to, honest,"
silence.
i thumb over the swell of her hip and i can't see it, but the lack of an audible reaction was enough to prompt me to visualize the expression she had when she was skeptical of something - furrowed brows, nose scrunched up, and eyes downcast so whatever she was so skeptical of couldn't see how her eyes were narrowed in what can only be described as displeasure.
i was ready to reassure her one more time but she exhales sharply and snuggles closer to me.
"i had a dream and you weren't there," she says plainly and i open my eyes to look at her through the soft lights of the glowing orb floating above us.
"but you have plenty dreams that i'm not a part of,"
"you don't get it," lily sighs and i rub her back.
"then tell me,"
"i was getting there" she huffs and i place a placating kiss to the crown of her head accompanied by a mumbled apology, "it was like you didn't exist, and everyone - i mean everyone, by the way, james, marlene, remus, sirius, peter, the slytherins, even that bloke you get along with so much in divination because you both basically have the same humor - but i digress, everyone and their mum was there except you,"
my eyes open slowly, reflecting how puzzled i was and i barely had time to open my mouth before she spoke up again.
"we were in class and we were taking attendance and for some reason, someone else was in your seat and your name wasn't called, so i raised my hand and asked and everyone looked at me like i was crazy!"
she goes into all the details - how she went looking for me at all the spots we loved, how she talked to everyone, all the professors and even dumbledore and hagrid, and i notice her start to talk a little quieter when she mentioned that as a last resort, she came to my dorm and no one was there and no one knew my name.
"...thankfully, i woke up after that and i came straight here," lily ends her story with a sigh and a frown, "i can't describe the relief i felt when you opened the door, and i - i just - you know? i -"
no words were needed as i pull her into a tighter hug, her body partially laying on top of me. lily's breathing grows heavy, prompting my hand to continue rubbing soothing circles on her back.
"and i was really scared," she mutters, burrowing her face in my chest, "it's silly, i know and i'm just being crazy - but i was so scared i had imagined it all, that i just imagined you,"
"it's not silly to me," a tender smile graces my lips and i tilt her head up towards me, peppering kisses across her face, "and in relation to your earlier question -" i kiss the tip of her nose before pressing my forehead against hers, "- are you scared of losing me, love?"
silence again.
"it's...not a nice scenario to picture in my head," she admits with a woeful sigh, like it was such a heavy confession, "i don't like it,"
i kiss her gently, "i'd hate to lose you too, love," i murmur against her lips, "you're the best part of my reality,"
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imashoe69420 · 1 year
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HI HI!! I hope you're doing well- I just thought of like a funny thing for a rise!boys x Reader headcanon thing where like, Reader goes by the same name as like each of the boys so it gets confusing and they have to like come up with a nickname for him [Reader is genderfluid and uses he/she/it pronouns ^__^ so fem or masc works too!! I request this because I go by both Leo and Donnie so it'd be funny to see these hcs with them and the other boys too!!]
This is actually so funny, thank you for requesting! I hope I do your prompt justice!
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☆Rise!Bros X Reader Headcannons★彡
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Genre: Fluff
Reader Pronouns: Gender-fluid (he/she/it)
Relationships: Ambiguous
Timeline: Post Movie
Warnings ⚠️: Mild Language
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Prompt: You use the same nickname as the turtles and it gets pretty confusing.
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Leo
• Leo both loved and hated that you two shared a name.
• He loved it because there was finally another Leo, justifying how amazing his nickname was.
• He hated it because of how his brothers teased him through you:
• “Hey, Leo, did you use the last of the peanut butter?” Raph called from the kitchen.
• The blue clad turtle adjacent to him shook his head. “Why do you assume I did?”
• Raph smirked as his brother fell for the trap. “Oh, not you. The cooler Leo.”
• You, sitting on the counter, giggled as the turtle flushed.
• “‘The cooler Leo’? I’m the original, therefore cooler.” The blue clad turtle argued.
• “Original doesn’t mean better, Leo #2.” You played along.
• OG Leo couldn’t believe his ears.
• “‘Leo num—’… that’s it!” Leo slammed his hand on the table as he stood up. “I’m asking the others. I’m sure they know who the best Leo is.”
• Mikey, Donnie, and Splinter agreed with you and Raph.
• When Leo took the walk of shame back to the kitchen, you slung your arm around his shoulders.
• “It’s okay,” you comforted him, “you’re still the original. Okay?”
• Leo grumbled, but allowed you to hug him before walking out of the room.
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Raph
• For some reason, Raph could not wrap his head around the fact that he shared a name with you.
• He constantly called you other people’s’ names:
• “Leo—! Er, Mi—April—Raph! I meant Raph.”
• Despite being in battle with a supervillain, the others couldn’t stop themselves from laughing.
• “My point is: attack!” The turtle’s face flushed.
• Back at the lair, you continued to tease him a little.
• “You brought up a good point, though. What other nicknames are there for Raphael? Rah? Ra-Ra? Lil’ Ael?”
• Raph snickered at the suggestions. “Lil’ Ael…”
• You laughed. “How about we just scrap ‘Raph’ and just use Lil’ Ael and Ra-Ra?”
• “I’m not being Lil’ Ael.”
• “Why?” You whined. “I wanna be Ra-Ra.”
• “But you’re little. Suits you perfectly.”
• “Little to you!”
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Mikey
• Neither of you necessarily cared that you were sometimes confused.
• In fact, all you did was make rules; the main one being that under no circumstances was the nickname “Mike” used.
• You both hated that name. It sounded basic and more fit for a much older person.
• With that being said, the others would slip up constantly:
• “Mike, can you—”
• Raph received the most deadly death stare from the two of you.
• “Er, uh, Mikey… 2?”
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Donnie
• You already know Donnie planned this out in his favor.
• Instead of “Donnie”, he called you “Don”.
• Eventually, you started calling Donnie “Don”. Donnie sometimes slipped and called you “Donnie”. Then you called each other “D”.
• So Donnie was “Don” sometimes and Don was “Donnie”. But they’re both “D”.
• The situation soon became a cluster-fuck of confusion:
• “Hey, Don,” you called from inside the Turtle Tank, “how does this work?”
• After explaining, Donnie commented, “You got it wrong by the way.”
• You cocked an eyebrow.
• “You’re ‘Don’, remember?”
• “You’re ‘Don’, too sometimes.”
• “No, I’m Donnie.”
• You shrugged. “Well, I’m older than you so I was Donnie first.”
• “Only by a few months.” Donnie rolled his eyes. “Why didn’t you bring that up during the nickname conversation we had when we first met?”
• You shrugged again. “Dunno, Don. All I know is I’m Donnie.”
• “No.”
• “Yes.”
• “You’re just being stubborn now.”
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moonmacabre01 · 5 months
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I wrote a (kinda silly) little oneshot to go with this. I couldn't come up with a name I liked, but I'm pretty pleased with it ^^
“Hey, smile!”
“Wha -”
The dee turned to his companion just as the camera flashed.
“Dedede! Ya stole Photographer’s camera again?”
“I didn’t steal it! I borrowed it!” Dedede protessed.”And ‘sides, the picture’s good! Look!”
He waved the photo in the air.
“Didja ask first?”
Fondue carefully held his picnic basket in one nub as he stood on tiptoe, trying to grab the photo out of Dedede’s hand.
“No! It doesn’t care if we give it back, right?!”
The chick dropped his hand and allowed his friend to take the photo.
“That’s not how it works, Dede’. Unless ya ask, it’s just stealing.”
Fondue examined the photo. In the foreground, Dedede’s head and one hand could be seen, making the “V” he was so fond of. He himself was caught midturn, glancing backwards. He carefully slipped it into the basket.
“Don't call me that, I’m not a lil kid!” Dedede squealed at the nickname they used to use when he was younger.
“Whatever Dede’.” Fondue rolled his eyes “and anyway, if you wanna bring along the camera - which ya did steal - so bad, least ya can do is put it in th’ basket so it don’t break. Unless ya wanna explain to Photographer how ya broke it again . . .”
The chick squeaked and hurried to put the camera into the basket. He already knew how angry Photographer Dee would get if it was damaged.
“Oy! Don’t shove!”
Fondue tried to keep his balance against the larger child. After Dedede was finally satisfied that the precious thing wouldn’t be jostled, he straightened up and started running towards the forest ahead.
“C’mon, let’s go!”
“Hey!”
The dee stumbled, and hurried to catch up to his friend.
The two kids crashed into the clearing, one after another. Dedede tripped and flopped down, and the toy hammer he always had flew off his back and landed in the grass with a squeak.
“Hey, you okay?”
Fondue hurried to the chick’s side. He placed the basket down and grabbed one hand with both his nubs. He pulled, and helped Dedede stand up.
“Thanks! Now c’mon, let’s set up the picnic!”
Dedede ran over to the basket, and pulled out a blue blanket spotted with stars.
“All th’ blankets we had, and ya chose that one?” the dee lightly teased.
“It’s my favorite, shut up!” the other kid retorted.
Fondue stifled a giggle, and grabbed a corner of the blanket. Dedede grabbed two on the other side, and the two of them carefully laid it down onto the grass.
Digging in the basket, they pulled out a pair of sandwiches, a couple juice boxes, a small pie . .
“Hey, I thought ya said stealing was bad!” Dedede shouted.
“I didn’t steal it, I made it! Jeez!” the dee retorted hotly.
“Huh, really? I thought it was one of the ones from the baker’s, the really expensive ones?”
“I made it last night, while you were asleep. All by myself, too!” fondue nodded proudly.
“Wow!”
The food was all placed on the blanket, and the two sat down to eat.
The midday sun beamed down into the clearing, where the two lay on the grass half asleep. The food was mostly gone, and the remains had been packed back into the trusty basket with the blanket.
“That was a really good pie, Fondue!”
“Thanks. I’m still surprised ya ate four pieces though.”
“I bet I could’ve eaten more if ya let me”
“I wanted to save some for me.”
“Oh.”
Fondue slowly stood up, and glanced at the sky. “Hey, we should start heading back, it’s getting kinda late”
“Oh” Dedede slowly pulled himself to his feet. He grabbed his toy hammer, and slung it back into its usual place on his back. Fondue walked over, basket again held in one nub.
“Ready to go?” The dee asked.
Uh huh! Race you to the edge of the forest!”
And just like that, he was off again, running out of the clearing.
“Oy! Wait up!”
Fondue bolted as fast as he could in pursuit.
The two kids ran giggling through the forest, and the sun beamed down.
And it was a good day.
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Thanks for reading!
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smwallmoon · 5 months
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The small moon.
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' Blade's daycare for little one's and cg's. '
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Welcome, small flower.. this blog is a safe space for little's, age dreamers, pet regressors, flips, furries, padded little's, etc.
Please keep this a pg and sfw blog, I won't answer any questions that are nsfw or anything dark.. we are bodily a minor.
I, myself a flip.. so please do not expect me to be able to take care of you 24/7 though I apologize.
I am fine with these cg nicknames : papa, mama, dada, mom, dad, parent, etc.
+ little nicknames : flower, moon child, little one, prince(ss), wolfie, pup.
Please, do not use explicit nicknames for me as we, are in a relationship.. and if you're uncomfortable with the nicknames i call you then please do tell me.
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Eclipse lore.
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Name : Blade, eclipse.
Big age : immortal.
Little age : 1-3.
Pronouns : He/she/crim/pup/web/moon/void.
Interests : games, reading, the galaxy, magic, fantasy, fuzzy things, animals, etc.
Fandoms : hsr, genshin impact, crk, tbhk, demon slayer, hazbin hotel, helluva boss, Aphmau, Poppy playtime, Black Butler, Pjski, vocaloid, Inuyasha, madoka magica, bsd.
Xtra : I'm part of a sys, so please excuse me if I do not respond.. I perhaps might not be fronting if I don't respond.
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Small moon daycare rules.
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Keep everything sfw and pg, I do not wish to deal with disgusting things.
Bullying won't be tolerated at all, even if you're little that still does not mean that you will act up.
I won't allow you to interact if you're : anti-agere/petre, racist, homophobic, toxic, anti-otherkin/nonhuman/therian/furries, etc.
If you're apart of age play or dd/lg, please leave our blog.
Cussing is a huge no, if you're little and learning words of that.. please do not say them or at least put a warning since some people might see it as triggering.
If you're experiencing a actual real crisis or anything of the sort, please do not contact people online.. asking for help from a trusted person would be quite better unlike someone from online you barely know.
Please note, not all caregivers can take care of you or comfort you 24/7.. especially one's who are flips or who might be uncomfortable with some things or they're very busy.
Ask before you vent please, and .. trigger it as well, I'm not saying you can not vent and have problems as a little ...a lot of people get triggered easily like us.
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Small moon daycare DNI.
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Basic dni
Prxship/pxdophilia/nsfw/creeps/etc
Actual minors.
Racist/homophobic/transphobic/etc
Anti-agere/petre/Otherkin/nonhuman/therian/furry/xeno/neo
Agx play/ddxlg are not welcome.
Problematic/toxic people
Dsmp fans/any toxic or problematic fandom.
If you've only come to our blog to start drama or bully us or anyone then, please do not interact at all.. it's uncalled for any of that,, if you're upset about someone coping with trauma or anything by regressing then i ask you to leave.
Endos/endo systems.
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Tag guide?.
#cg₊blade - when I feel big.
#lil₊blade - when I feel little.
#puppy₊blade - when I feel like a puppy..
#re₊blog - my reblog's.
#idle₊chatter - idle chat.
#head₊canons - my headcanons.
#blades₊inbox - asks.
#play₊room - talking to littles.
#blades₊tent - talking to cg's
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maochira · 1 year
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This is my first time requesting something on tumblr. But, really. I love your writings and i wanted to build up my confidence.
Could you maybe do an older sibling reader with little brother Tokimitsu?. Where we comfort him when he gets anxious and nervous?. Like, we hug him or pat him, telling him that everything's going to be okay.., and he doesn't need to worry everything.
I thank you for doing this or not. Love your fics!. ❤️❤️
Ok ok I LOVE big bro Toki... BUT LIL BRO TOKI??? OMG... Also tysm!! So many people tell me I'm the first they send a request to, it makes me fee so honored😭💟
Requests open! - masterlist
Tags: gn!older sibling!reader, fluff, comfort
If there's something you'll never get bothered by or tired of, it's comforting your little brother. Tokimitsu knows you will always provide a safe space for him to be express his feelings and talk about all his worries and the things that make him anxious. Usually, he comes to you to talk, but sometimes he gets a bit too worried and gets too nervous to tell you. You always notice when something bothers his mind, though.
"Hey Aoi, is everything alright?" Your little brother immediately looks at you when you say his nickname. You're the only one who's allowed to call him that.
For a moment, Tokimitsu thinks about lying and telling you everything's okay, but lying to you would make him feel even worse.
"Today just... It wasn't my day. B-but don't worry-" He starts avoiding eye contact. "I'm fine... I think."
After seeing the anxious expression on your little brother's face, you immediately pull him into a hug.
"It's okay..." You whisper in a soft tone. "Tell me about what went wrong, if you want to. I'm here for you, okay?"
Even though he feels anxious so often, Tokimitsu never cries in front of other people. Except for you. Every time he hears your voice in this soft whisper, full of care and worries, he feels safe enough to let all his emotions out. That often results in tears.
"Hey... It's okay..." You gently rub his back. "I'm here for you, okay? Let it all out..."
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starsunderwaterr · 1 year
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ccan you write more captain 3 hcs, like part 2 of the first one? i love your writing style,,
Yes I absolutely can!! So sorry for taking forever to respond to this! I've had a bad semester mentally and have finally found time to write at the end of the semester! Thank you again for all of your support! Enjoy guys!
I will also be using the name Kaori for Cap'n 3!
(Y/N) - your name
(N/N) - nickname
All characters are 18+
Minors DNI
Headcanons for Dating Cap'n 3! (pt. 2)
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Ooooo yeah we back baybeeeeee
Back to the grand old schleepovers >:3
You got even closer, and eventually began having sleepovers, and although rare, you cherished each one
You never slept together or did anything too romantic besides hand holding for a longgggg time
It takes 3 a long time to be okay with sleeping in the same bed as you, and even then, she’s pretty stiff
It wasn’t until they began to have flashbacks and nightmares when you were near for them to fully trust you
You were nose deep in a book, Kaori just resting on the bed nearby you heard very heavy breathing coming from your angel
You glanced over at her, “Kaori…?”
They didn’t respond, too busy staring at nothing.
You noticed that she began crying, her breath getting caught in her throat
The best thing was to give them space, and allow them to cry and cling onto you
They kept whimpering and mumbling out phrases you didn’t understand, but it wasn’t until Cap’n made eye contact with you that it got serious
Instantly, her eyes widened upon seeing yours, and she threw herself onto you, clinging onto you like you were going to die
You saw it; the fear, the child trapped inside of her, and you were the only person that mattered in that moment
You reciprocated, letting them cling onto you like you were the only thing they could hold
Honestly in situations such as these, it’s best to let them come to you
It broke your heart in more ways than one to hear those sobs come out, but you knew that the best you could do for them was to help them
You helped them to focus on their breathing, and validated their experiences
After, Kaori was so exhausted that all she could do was slump against you and occasionally whimper
You held onto them, rubbing the side of their arm with the utmost care
They expressed it the best they could through sign that you truly meant so much to them through opening up to you more <3
They prefer to sign to you most of the time, especially when they're really upset, but on the rare occasion, they'll speak and even hold a blunt conversation with you
TIME FOR CUDDLING 👹👹👹
Feels great comfort when you cuddle her from behind or let her curl up on your chest (even if they act like they hate it)
From never feeling that before, and being lucky to have someone as healthy as you to give that love? It means the world to them
The first time they wanted to cuddle with you was the most adorable thing ever—
You both were laying in bed on your respective sides, just trying to sleep
When all of the sudden,,,, you felt two warm arms wrap securely around your torso and a head lean and nuzzle against your back
You could feel their slow breathing, and their face smile softly when you put your hands on top of theirs
She loves the feeling she gets in her stomach, even tho they’ll never admit it <3
They like what you both call “whisper kisses”, which are just feather-light quick kisses, especially at night before bed or when they're super soft!!
Quite literally dreams and sleeps peacefully when they’re with you (they got that lil smile when they sleep)
Sometimes you watch them sleep and will rub their head as they do and you’ll literally see the smile come onto their face it’s so cute-
Honestly loves napping with you or against you bc they’re so tired from being burnt out
You know how they say that some people get really sleepy around their loved ones bc their inner child feels safe with you???
Yeah, yeah that’s Cap with you
Plssssss hold them in their swim form
They love to take naps or chill against your shoulder in their squid form when you’ll let them
Sometimes if you’re laying on the couch, you’ll just see a flash of green before a lump is thrown onto your stomach
The excited and crazed look they get in their eyes as they stare back at you is adorable—
If you’re wearing a hoodie, they’re on top of your head sleeping or in the crook of your neck peering out at everyone
Needless to say, they’re a menace 😍
The longer you date them and the more they trust you, the more her humor comes out
Cap can be very funny when she wants to be
You were in the kitchen, just putting something away, when somehow, you managed to trip on nothing
So there you lay, face planted on the floor
Cap looks at you from above and signs “How does the floor taste?” Before smirking and letting out a gentle hum
You signed back, "Delicious."
They also think it's super fun to scare you, especially when they're in their squid form
You can be chilling, doing literally whatever, and they'll be hiding in their swim form behind walls, under the couch, in the kitchen cabinet (yeah, that one scared THE FUCK out of you)
They always get a good laugh out of it, and I mean that literally in the sense that they will genuinely and audibly laugh :'>
They like to leave little gifts for you around the house sometimes, like little trinkets they find on missions that make them think of you
One day you came home to find Kaori sleeping on the couch with a small keychain of your favorite character in their hand
They left a little note, still attached to the same hand
You swiped it out of their hand, reading it
In crude, messy handwriting, it read, "Got this out of the gatcha machine for you <3"
Yeah, the heart looked like shit and you could barely read it, but you couldn't help but lean down or up and kiss their forehead
OH MY COD IF YOU DON'T HELP THIS BITCH WITH THEIR HYGIENE
They seldom clean themselves and when you notice a smell, best believe you're gonna slam them into the shower (or however the hell cephs bathe)
They hate it, and they will fuss a little bit, but they secretly love it
You'll catch them smiling gently or smelling their skin or hair after showers/wash up periods
You smirked, watching Kaori smell her hair, "Smells good, huh?"
Kaori looked over, glaring. They signed, "Hush."
basically, they're super fucking cute <3
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