#and like. its whatever man
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Devastating. Made cookie dough a couple days ago and tried to bake it but apparently it wasnt airtight enough in the fridge and it dried out so bad and the cookies straight up wouldnt bake. And then i made a little cake as revenge but the cake is like. Its fine. Its mediocre. I needed a win here and i didnt get it
#its a chocolate chip loaf cake with chocolate peanut butter frosting#and like. its whatever man#the icing rules tho#its literally just chocolate chips & peanut butter melted together tho so like its not like it could be bad#im a hack im a fraud im a failure im shot at baking#need to make a good cake again fr. an actual cake not a loaf cake#god. i miss my 11 layer chocolate cake but i dont have a double oven anymore. id do anything to have her back#makes that cake sooooo much faster#or i could do a checkerboard cake again....#i make cakes but martin and i cant eat them all b4 they go bad and no one at work really likes cake :(#they did at my last job :(#bel speaks#does anyone wanna come over and eat my cakes :) theyre pretty good cakes (excepting this one)
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theres actually no rules to transitioning and youre allowed to want contradictory things for your transition. it's fine if you only want some of the changes that come with hrt and take preventative measures for the rest (like wanting bottom growth but not body hair or vice versa). you can want to have vagina AND a dick. you can be a woman and want top surgery, or wear a packer. you can be a man and want to have a pussy. you can change your transition goals one or a million times or not have any goals at all and just take things as they come or as they feel right.
there are no rules.
#the whole point of transitioning is to finally feel like yourself and do what feels good and authentic#and actually same for cis people#you can do whatever you want even if its not what other people expect of you or consider normal for you#transmasc#transgender#trans man#genderfluid#nonbinary#agender#multigender#bigender#transfem#trans woman#hrt#queer#genderqueer#lgbt#lgbtqia#neos#xenogender#trans#advice#1k#2k#3k#4k#trans pride#5k+#10k
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the thing that caused me so much grief last night but now i feel better about it fdnghgdfggd
#sighhh im still kind of upset about the whole thing but man whatever i spent so long drawing this xd#sonic adventure 2#i loooove geralds cell i think its just so cool that sonic ended up in it and it was just kind of silently there#sonic the hedgehog#art#sonic fanart#sth#digital art#there are some issues with my rendering that i am trying to resolve but idk i guess i just have to try and learn#it's already better than what i could do like a year ago or so so i guess its alright#sa2
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A Leap of Faith
EDIT: I added the upside-down version under the cut :P
#adding a tag to let yall know this is me#tumblr probably wrecked the quality but whatevs lol#hiccup haddock#httyd#inspired by spiderverse lol#I was gonna do it upside down but nah#how to train your dragon#toothless httyd#still working on how to draw toothless lol#he is so hard why#httyd 2#toothless and hiccup#hiccup how to train your dragon#dont look too close shhh#man I love doing landscape things like this#scroll real fast and itll look like they are falling XD#eatmilksart#fun fact: I was originally going to draw this in full daylight like the scene in the movie#but then I decided to go with sunrise because I could make it look like fire#and it would be like Hiccup falling into the fire during the fight with the Red Death#but this time willingly because he KNOWS Toothless got him#he doesnt even look back at his dragon because he knows hes there#so its kinda like miles trusting his powers in spiderverse#Toothless will always catch him.#A leap of faith :P
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the funny cave bug
#lethal company#my art#idk man im enamoured with this thing its like a weird dog to me. I spent like an hour thinking about speculative biology for it#idk if speculative biology is the right word but you get what i mean#if that middle image looks kinda weird its because i had to throw them all into one page or tumblr wouldnt show the post#for whatever reason
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I dunno guys, I think he did nothing wrong ever
#dmc#devil may cry#dmc netflix#dmc netflix anime#dmc netflix spoilers#netflix dmc#netflix devil may cry#white rabbit#the white rabbit#dmc white rabbit#GENUINELY have no idea how to tag this lmao#PLEASEEE CAN HE JUST HAVE A NAME#my art#anyway. like i said in my last post i watched the anime lol#i still have mixed feelings about it though i mostly enjoyed it#it was a fine bit of entertainment and i will certainly tune in to see what happens next but it doesnt hold a candle to the og#(predictably)#i did really really really like the white rabbit tho#me when a man with beautiful brown eyes and long black hair tries to genocide humanity. whatever you say gorgeous#ANYWAY if you hated the anime pls dont leave lol i only have like one more piece of art to get out of my system about it#and then ill be back to just og dmc#i hope future seasons give us more to chew on re: spardacest#bc tbh thinking on it the anime was FINE but my main gripe is the no interaction between dv#i think its objectively a better written story than the reboot but i enjoy the reboot more#bc at least i can grab my little dolls and make them kiss#and thats all i have to say on that lol
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happy solvermas
#cause t. no actually if christ is the son of god and the solver is god then it'd be like uzimas#quick sketch i pulled out of my ass yesterday to see if i could get myself out of art block/burnout/whatever ive got going on#v was added after cause i had no idea how to work her into the scene#implied nuziv or something look man im just desperate about this ship#and i dont know how to draw fluff or whatever#im so bad at romance i dont know how to express it#but i've been desperately trying to draw nuziv for the past months#i think this is actually like some of my best linework yet im really satisfied with everything right now#been a long time since i've felt that#turns out the “stop overthinking every pixel of the expressions and just draw the approximation the audience will get the jist” approach wo#ks#something something n is the star of their life. tree light chrismtas#it is taking. All of my restraint right now#to not be So Mean to all of you#You Don't Even Know#I Could Do Something. I Might Still.#art#murder drones#murder drones uzi#uzi doorman#murder drones n#serial designation n#murder drones v#serial designation v#murder drones cyn#i need liam to explain whether cyn and the solver are the same person already so i can tag them appropriately its driving me nuts#oh yeah cyn got a plush core to chew on by the way#the idea of giving her a chew toy was rolling around in my head and i think its a very funny visual so here we are
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@nibbelraz's SQH bros AU brings me so much joy
[ID: A Scum Villain Comic. Airplane/SQH as a child dressed in yellow and orange robes looks up happily and says "Gege, do you have games on your phone?" The next part depicts OG!Shang Qinghua ruffling Airplane's head with a tired look towards a paper simply responding "No." with a smaller chibi version of him next to his head saying 'What is a phone??' as if thinking internally. Airplane, whines "Awwww..." in response to SQH's No. End ID]
#svsss#scum villain#shang qinghua#og shang qinghua#airplane shooting towards the sky#mxtx#myart#the idea of airplane just saying the most random modern shit and og!sqh just responding as if its the most normal thing in the world#is just peak comedy to me#mans is going through multiple internal crises a day to whatever his didi says#and if i remember correctly shen yuan is also in this au#so i can only imagine having airplane and sy meet and og!sqh's just hearing what they say like “oh gods theres two of them”#svsss au
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everybody shut up
dizzy narwhal
#dizzy#guilty gear#crow.gif#guilty gif#attacks#normals#command normals#6#i think thats all the relevant things#everybody look at tailwhal right now or else#queen dizzy#i guess man whatever#its all dizzy all the way down#i like the timing of it. fun to look at. swooooosh#and the sparkles. and how dizzy is just constantly emanating petals. the Vibe is immaculate
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horrible truth bomb dropped on my head 20 min ago
#I DIDNT KNOW I DIDNT KNOWWWWW#when i say damn thats crazy its bc i DO think its crazy i think a lot of things are crazy. like how birds have cloacas#or the way ppl draw a five pointed star in different ways and everyone assumes their way of doing it is how everyone does it#my brother is not letting me live this down btw he literally shouted at me like HOW DID YOU LIVE THIS LONG AND NOT PICK UP ON THAT#IDK!!! IDK I THOUGHT SOMETIMES IT COULD BE USED TO EXPRESS GENUINE SHOCK??????#he says its my delivery that makes it sound insincere bc i say it in a monotonous voice which when i think abt it YEAH....#THAT DOES MAKE IT LOOK KINDA BAD IN HINDSIGHT.....#and then i told him i keep a list of phrases that tickle my brain so i can remember to use them in conversation and apparently#most ppl dont do that bc he was like ???? stop doing that??? just let the conversation flow naturally it sounds fake>????#idk man i feel like if i did that and blurted out 'i forgot people find stuff like underwear arousing for some reason' instead of#smth like 'i wonder what kind of ppl find this kind of stuff the bees knees' like i normally do. it would. not go so well.#ALSO THE FLOW CHARTS ARENT NORMAL? i make flow charts before i call the bank or smth so i know what to say#its not just to blend in its also so i dont waste ppls time going uhhhhh as i think of how i put smth into words#its called stalling for time and i dont care if i have to say smth like thats just how the cookie crumbles if it gives me#5 more seconds to process whatever the fuck someone said without letting them think im not paying attention#doodles#diary#sona#puppysona#comics
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PLEASE read where the apple falls by @jupiters-junipers!!! you will actually just never be the same. like ever.
#LIKE EVER.#klance#klance fanart#keith x lance#keith kogane#lance mcclain#keith voltron#lance voltron#keith and lance#keith vld#lance vld#lwk i was hesitant to read wtaf at first cus i don’t really like later seasons post canon stuff but thank god i took a chance on this fic#BECAUSE IT WAS PHENOMENAL#europa i hope i did this scene justice 🙏 my heart is out to you#klancedayart#edit: i need to talk about this fic more actually#this fic quite literally changed my perspective on klance. like genuinely the way you characterized them europa the story you gave them#truly changed me. LIKE CHANGED ME..#i love them so much i love klance so much and this fic reminded me why#WHATEVER MAN ITS WHATEVER I GUESS. … im gonna cry#not only that but i got so much inspo for my own art!! like this one!#i want to draw klance actually forever and ever bro. like real. they love each other for real#im gonna implode
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these 3 and their weird catty love triangle have bewitched me body and soul
#my art#free!#free! fanart#free! dive to the future#free! iwatobi swim club#ikuya kirishima#asahi shiina#hiyori tono#I still do not have proper internet from my desktop but i found a workaround so WE'RE POSTING BABY#and thank god bc i was so antsy sitting on my dive to the future stockpile i want to post asaikuhiyo NOW#eternal summer is untouchable to me but i do love dive to the future a lot i love !!!!!! ikuya!!!! i love ASAHI!!!!#i wld die for asahi i wld lay down my life for him i was NOT expecting to be won over by one of free's peppy redheads but there he was#whoever at kyoto animation made the decision to give asahi built-in blush i am kissing u passionately on the mouth#ITS SO CUTE WHAT BIG BRAIN DESIGN#on top of th blushies i took th creative liberty 2 give him...freckles.......critical hit lethal damage i fear for my heart etc etc#and ikuya meowmeow i love him hes so BABY hes so . ruffles his hair tucks him in smooches his forehead#i did ikuya first in this set and tht was like over a week ago atp so im no longer super happy w the starry one unfortunately#but whatever man its fine idc this new render style takes too long#hiyori ...is winning me over slowly i will admit he makes my brain tick w how much his rls with ikuya makes me think#he's annoying and infuriating but in such a complex way i wish they did more w his arc#but all tht aside asahiyo beef sillies are so special to me they make me laugh so much i love how petty they are#puts them in their get along shirt
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reader tripping into the sugar baby scene (totally by accident) and unfortunately landing in the lap of mean, older blue-collar worker Simon—who has no intentions of giving you the lifestyle he thinks you were after, but isn't about to pass up an opportunity to keep fucking you like he was.
#fancy dinner dates to an old diner where the plastic seats are peeling and yellow-brown foam spills out#tells you to order whatever you want - he can afford it#gifts from the gas stations souvenir aisle#they never have your name so he just picks up one that starts your letter and scratches off the others before carving it himself#its sweet you suppose#you hand him a bill and tell him you'd like him to pay it and he spreads his legs and says get to work#so you do#but he actually meant literally :/#because how is HE supposed to pay for that?#(he will though; just don't ask how he got the money)#bluecollar man gets a wife#or something
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Is this anything ?

#elden ring#sote#shadow of the erdtree#shadow of the erdtree spoilers#sote spoilers#moby dick#moby dick spoilers#its almost 200 years old but you never know#captain ahab#drake knight igon#shitpost#igon is a required summon for the bayle fight for me#i dont care if you're doing a challenge run or no summons or whatever#that man's performance is like 50% of the enjoyment for me#its just not the same if i dont get to hear “CURSE YOU BAAAYYYLE” as im getting pummeled against the fog door
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Missed drawing these two too
Bonuses
#rendoc#still thinking about them a lot#always#hermitshipping#sorry for the weird empty area in the first one. It was my attempt to make it take up less of people's timelines#this art is so embarrassing lol but man I like when Doc's drawn as a big goat man I have no defense I plead the fifth#or well at least it becomes embarrassing when its. shippy#whatever Tumblr people are usually cool so here goes!!#I am 99% a fluff and hurt/comfort person. Idc how frisky these guys get in fanon all I can ever think of is fluff sorry#Also contemplated implementing Doc's accent into the dialogue but I am forever paranoid of offending someone lol#idk how to write accents etc but you guys will make it sound fine in your heads I'm sure#hermitblr#tubby art
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My favorite scenes from The Odyssey (books 18 to 21)
Odysseus fighting a random beggar being its own book was not something I expected to enjoy this much when reading The Odyssey, but here we are.
#the odyssey#odysseus#penelope#odypen#telemachus#athena#eurymachus#antinous#irus#aka the beggar#eurycleia#anyway I've read the odyssey three times now (Emily Wilson's translation twice) it's become a hyperfixation#there are so many scenes I like that I'd probably have to draw the entire story#like I have several in book 1 alone#examples being the olympain gods waiting for poseidon to go to some party in ethiopia just so they can make a decision without him#telemachus telling his mom not to stop their bard (aka personal dj) from singing a song about his father's death#keep in mind he says that the bard is free to sing about whatever he wants while in a previously it was mentioned that the bard was forced#in book two (in think) Telemachus calls the nobles for a meeting and then throws the “speaking staff” to the floor#and proceeds to trauma dump#back to book one: Athena making some long excuse of how she is totally a human man and immediately transforms into a bird#in front of Telemachus' face#all of this and its not even halfway through the Telemachy
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