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cartoonsinthemorning · 3 months

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Since you guys liked Marcille as Kermit that much, it seems fitting to thank you for my 12k milestone with MORE Kercille. And this time, Miss Falin is also here.

Thank you so much again everybody! MWAH 💗

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #marcille donato #falin touden #kermit the frog #did you know that pigs will sometimes eat rocks?#and since we are about trivia. This is my second time reaching over to 12k followers. You see #after the great purge I lost a bunch and went back to 11k for a loooong time #who would have thought a shitpost about frogs would get you back into my home #welcome back

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 10 months

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i will never understand why more people in their 80s don't commit felonies. you reach that age and surely there's something illegal you always wanted to do but didn't bc Consequences

dammit, GO FORTH GRANNIES!!! rob an armored car! hold up that bank! tunnel your way into fort knox! what are they gonna do, sentence you to 20 years? good fuckin luck with that

#mine would be a coordinated museum heist utilizing the lifetimes of experience and diverse expertise of my fellow nursing home residents #also there's Karl the orderly. his skill is he drives the shuttle van #technically he shouldn't be enabling us but he thinks it's a good enrichment activity #heck debra hasn't been this excited since her son flew in from australia.#plus Karl figures formulating an elaborate heist is better brain exercise than the puzzle books they keep in the resident lounge #all the sudokus are half finished anyway #update: upon consideration my second choice is just. MASSIVE credit card fraud.

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great-and-small · 5 months

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Wow! Look at all those sticks! That’s exactly what I need for my nest and they’re all perfectly sized omg. How lucky they just fell on that big log like that! Just gonna grab these bad boys for the nest and hop on ov-

#Crocodylus palustris #esoteric biology jokes #for those keeping score at home I believe this is my second mugger crocodile joke on this blog #animal behavior

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garpen · 3 months

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12 yrs old Jason having just been dropped off at Wayne Manor: Do you just take in every orphan you meet off the street?

Bruce: No, you're the first kid I picked up off the street. I picked up my last one at the circus.

Jason: Is that a joke? I can’t tell if that’s a joke.

Bruce: My son's name is Richard, but he insists on going by Dick.

Jason: And he’s…from the circus?

#batman #gotham #jason todd #batfam #batfamily #dc #red hood #dick grayson #Bruce has had a very similar conversation with Dick when he first took him on #it's become a running joke and now Jason gets to be in it #and it'll continue on when he gets his other kids #kidnapped my first kid from the circus #the second one off the street #the third one i took from my neighbors #took my fourth one from his mom and grandpa #kidnapped my fifth one in the middle of an Earthquake #Stole my sixth one during an active crime scene #destroyed my seventh - and favorite- kids' mother and took the newly birthed kid home #dcmgtlau

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syrren · 8 months

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“The artist becomes the canvas!” - TMAGP 002: Making Adjustments

#tma #the magnus protocol #tmagp #the magnus archives #fanart #the magnus protocol spoilers #tw: body horror #kinda???#this is the most vague fanart i could possibly post im so sorry #i swear i've also started drawing the actual. yaknow. characters?#but for personal reasons episode two hit so close to home for a second I thought Alex j newall had acquired access to my medical records #so I had to get this out of my system LOL #myart

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to2llynottoby · 1 year

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Funniest thing about the Old Testament is how it consistently disparages bronze-age hero type characters crafted by its historical peers and lifts up that saddest patheticest wet little meow meows youve ever seen

#when yhe entire world is making heracleses and gilgameshes and the like the bible is like thats great have you heard of shepherd boy #would you like the second son who stays home with mommy and makes soup #these are the patriarchs of my chosen people btw :)

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sketchquill · 6 months

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Eddie and Sally role swap 💌🌟

#I used PartyCoffin’s art for reference for the second and third artworks! ^^#welcome home #eddie dear #sally starlet #frank frankly #julie joyful #welcome home eddie #welcome home sally #welcome home frank #welcome home julie #welcome home fanart #welcome home puppet show #my art

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floccinaucinihilipilificationa · 11 months

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#sherlock #it might be the cough medicine but I'm really feeling the bbc sherlock wedding episode today #a good feeling ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡#like finding an old block of cheese in the back of the fridge you forgot about and its gotten super hard and chewy #i currently have half a block of gouda curating in the vegetable cupboard #waiting #how are you doing friends!! C:#I'm good! I still have the cough but I also got a new scarf #I'm still thinking about buying window colors as well but I am waiting if that is also just because of the cough medicine #I can't believe it's already been a year since I have moved! last year I was doing everything here for the first time #and now everything is happening for a second time! that year was both very long and also happened very fast #our floor in the “office” my father wanted to install still is not completly done but he threw up last time he tried #he did not threw up because of the floor but because every time he does a home renovation project he drinks 3 liters of Cherry Coca Cola #we are trying to not make him drink 3 liters of Cherry Coca Cola but he doesn't want anyone else to finish the floor I think so we just do #not mention the hole in the floor #have a nice autumn day friends!! I hope you're doing well! ( ´͈ ◡ `͈ )#♥

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sketchy-tour · 9 months

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These were meant to be warmups. ANYWHO!

Went to a random palette site and picked ones that were reminiscent of Wally's colors but still very different that I liked and grabbed some outfits to do a sort of challenge for myself. Idk, thought it would help me out of my funk.

Suffice to say, I'm feeling a bit better now~ These were really fun to do!!!