#and then he hears the explosions

[random-weirdo]

I can imagine all that shit going on at Spanish Jackie’s den(? Pub?), and then like, way off in the distance, Ed is just sleeping on a little fishing boat, with his little blanket, and then is all of a sudden awoken by explosions of a bunch of ships and shit in the distance, he looks up, sees everything, the exploded ships, the cannonballs flying everywhere, and just muttering under his breath “oh.. shit.”

[hijinxinprogress]

12 year old tim realizing robin’s not coming back to gotham and deciding that it’s Batman’s fault so he has to ruin the little bit of sanity and peace of mind Bruce has managed (read: struggled) to keep in his grasp:

[ryoalouette]

Machi's #5 DP x DC prompt

Jason is being haunted. How does he know that? Bc every time he gets into a fight there are some mysterious guttural noises before all his enemies are knocked out and he is whisked away and put into his safe house. He appreciates the help but he also would appreciate some answers. Danny on the other hand hasn't slept in days protecting the baby ghost that loves to get into dangerous situations and don't listen to Danny when he tells him it's time to go home

[hraeesvelgr]

explosions are loud

[mixelation]

the funniest take on "deidara is minato's oops baby" is actually one where

minato lives au where he survived the kyuubi attack but naruto and kushina didn't (this is still a comedy i promise)

minato doesn't find out about deidara until he's already a teenaged missing-nin

bc minato lost his family, he's EXTREMELY invested in being a Good Dad to this kid he just found out about

even if he's a screaming s-rank teenaged missing-nin

imagine you're deidara and you're just trying to make art but the fucking yellow flash is obsessed with you

minato: (teleports behind you) hey, son, i think we need to have a conversation about--

deidara who thought he was safe thirty feet in the air on a bird: (SCREAMING)

[percyposting]

happy fourth of july does anyone else think about how messed up it was that R*wling chose for Fred to die in front of Percy of all people. Who just broke free from the Ministry and who has returned to mend his relationship with his family and help tight for peace. Who finally gets to see the people he loves again, who he would jump into the Great Lake for, who he’d completely destroyed his relationship with because he valued their opinions so much, only for his little brother to die mid-sentence. And that sentence was about how Fred remembers an old, happy version of him and how that version might be poking through, as if he’s relieved, like he’s been waiting for his big brother to finally crack a joke, and just as his comes to the surface he’s gone. Percy got that glimpse of a close relationship with Fred, who had always opposed him the most, who he got along with the least, and then shockingly lost it all right after. Him throwing himself over Fred’s body, trying to protect him until the very last moment. Not budging when Ron tried to DRAG him off. And how will that affect the rest of his life? Will he forever blame himself? Will he never crack a joke again? I’m SICKKKKK

[fluffydice]

Ifififiiskkdsjjsj can’t stand when people try to say that Kuniharu and Kusuke are just joking, or try to brush their words off. As someone who grew up hearing that I was a heartless robot, I guarantee you he won’t even begin to question another reality until years later, when he doesn’t have to listen to it anymore. To him, it would just be the way things are: he’s a monster and freak. That’s it.

[ask-the-totally-real-peppino]

Hey, Brick, can Peppy have some Cheese? Please?

Brick: (?)

Pep: "Hehe~. Grazie~."

Pep: "Gniod sdneirf erew tahw? Eseehc eht morf pu ekow I. Gnihtyna raeh t'ndid I. Duol gnieb sdneirf erew?"

(Pep is awake again!)

[radjerda]

Sam and Jet thought it would be great fun to make a tank-shaped rock pile. Innocent enough, Tron thought, so why not let them do it?

Oh, how wrong he was.

Turns out, two child users have just as much power as Flynn, and this absolutely includes giving function to a tank-shaped rock pile. Tron will be having words with Flynn later for being left to deal with this.

[deer-with-a-stick]

Literally screaming into a void right now but jesus christ why the hell do so many people hate Gale?? Is this because of Dragon Age??? He's my boy leave him alone

[verfound]

We've only had the Book of Carol teaser two days now and already can't stop thinking about the pending reunion hug. How many takes do y'all think it'll take before Norman stops knocking her to the ground?

[capricioussun]

US Pap question - Does he like to play pranks/jokes on people? If so what kinds? Does he have an instance where everything turned out perfect for the prank/joke? If not is there another way he likes to mess with people, playfully or not?

I actually already answered this in this post!

But overall, even if not much of a prankster in a traditional sense, he is definitely very playful and silly. I think people have a tendency to overlook how teasing/joking UT Papyrus is, I mean, pretty much every time he and Sans are in a scene together they turn it into a bit, but for some reason a lot of people tend to water it down to Sans being a jokester and Papyrus getting mad at him. They play off of each other!

So in that same vein, I feel like Stretch is more about hitting verbal beats and physical goofs than planning or preparing things usually :*)

[catboypheromones]

had the most soul annihilating experience at work yesterday where one of our regulars who already kind of irritates me came in wearing a trollface shirt. just a gray shirt with a picture of the trollface guy on it. he was with his 2 children and one of them asked if the guy on his shirt was the same as the guy on his OTHER shirt and he was like "no no, the other one is Guy Fawkes, this one is trollface" and he was like. explaining the difference and at one point he was like "trollface...well... trollface is more like an idea" like this was some deeply profound shit. to his 2 children. i was like bro i want to call CPS so bad its killing me. remove those children from his care before the cringe spreads to them. he is like 38 years old.

[nomairuins]

i like overthink everything now it makes me feel so dumb. i used 2 be able to just talk 2 ppl but nowadays every single thing im like Is that actually going to make them hate me. Yes probably. and then i just dont respond which makes ppl hate me. this is how it is

[sleeps-au-bag]

hhhh, i'm just gonna go ahead and make the fma x prsk au. welcome to fullmetal alchemist: SEKAI, where i decided that team mustang should deal with one half of the weirdo wombo combo from kamiyama and that resembool is too quiet and should experience the sekai event stories. took some advice and decided that some characters are replaced while others are spared. of course everyone else in prsk gets added too, how else are the event stories gonna happen? let's go.

everyone replaced:

ed - tsukasa

al - saki

winry - rui

trisha - tenmama

sheska - mafuyu

paninya - akito

pride - riliane "sudou"

lust - sateriasis venomania

greed - gallerian marlon

sloth - margarita blankenheim

envy - kayo sudou

gluttony - banica conchita

wrath - nemesis sudou