#and theyre so important and tied to the look of the movie and how it sticks in your mind

[carcarrot]

old man yells at cloud about constant sequels

[localgirlbecomesobsessed]

Can you crush it?

In which Leo asks the all important question that his TikTok followers have been demanding to know!

Can Xena squash a watermelon with her thighs?

Or the five times Xena showed off her strength and the one time Leo showed off his.

Let’s all appreciate Xena’s strength and the simps it brings.

Xena x Leo & (Xena x Leo x Sho if you squint)

(Pre-estab to established~I’ll write down which ones which)

Half Proof read but exhausted from work (as always)

1.(pre-established but Leo has already told his followers they’re dating.)

Leosimp4l5fe: THIGHS 👀

Thecrystalllemethod1234s THIGHS TO SAVE LIVES

JohnTitor: DAMN 🫣😍

Lastdance94: I am looking respectfully 👀

Leo was doing a TikTok live in the pit, behind him Xena was doing her workout unbeknownst to her she was directly in the background causing an onslaught of thirst comments to go through making Leo crack up.

“Ohhhh~seems my XeXe has some fans shall we go say hi?”

He sauntered over to Xena who was lifting a barbell with 30kg on it, she said she’d be doing a light workout today…Alan was her spotter and alerted her of the influencers presence as Leo casually answered questions in his impromptu q&a as he wandered closely to the two.

The comments going wild as Xena placed the bar down, she was wearing short shorts (Leo’s request) and a crop top with her hair uncharacteristically tied in a ponytail.

“What is it?” •_•

She went to slather her sweaty hand over Leo as he cringed dodging away, lightly flicking her hand as she rolled her eyes.

“My adoring fans want you to do a Q&A with me!”

He winked into the camera as Xena just deadpan stared at him.

“I-why? Why would they want to know about me?”•_•

She tilted her head curiously at him, the comments flurried in, simps galore spamming the live.

“XeXe, you’re mine so of course they wanna know more.”

Leo sang to Xena, brushing a stray strand behind her ear, ensuring the camera catches it as Xena physically softened at the touch.

“Okay.” •_•

Leosimp4l5fe: xena folding so easily for Leo, she’s just like me fr

Sharkira: THEYRE SO CUTE 😍

Edthebat: Xena 🥵 you’ve🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼been bewitched 🧙 🧙 🧙

How did the vamp find his TikTok…?

“Okay we’ll do five questions!!! Q1.Xena what’s the best date Leo’s taken you on??”

Xena side eyed Leo, their relationship was something he made up to his fans yet he doesn’t even seem that bothered leaving it up to her to imagine the good stuff.

“Hmmm…I enjoy anytime I spend with Leo so it’s hard to chose just one date, my favourite though might be our movie date~Sho cooked us loads of food and it was a really fun night.” •_•

A Little bit of truth-a little bit of lie.

They had movie night the other day and it was actually a lot of fun, it was some terrible cheese fest that Leo saw trending and wanted to do a review on~leading to a mini movie night.

Leo was grinning maniacally at her answer as he lead her to a bench so they can chill for a moment and it’s totally not so Leo can oogle at her as she leaned back on the bench, stretching out slightly as the comments went wild at the way she moved.

“Q2.would you ever make your own tiktok account?”

Xena shook her head as she used a towel to soak up her sweat, Leo trying not to obviously stare at her but semi failing as a couple of comments called him out, she somehow makes being a sweaty mess hot, it was infuriating.

“No, Leo’s the talented one on that front, I prefer watching his TikTok’s than making my own.” ^_^

She tried to throw her towel over Leo the grey haired man narrowly dodging it as she giggled, his phone almost exploding from the eruption of comments at the cute moment as well as the rare sound of Xena’s giggle being caught on live.

“Q3.Leo calls you XeXe, do you have any nicknames for him?”

She hummed in thought as she leaned her head on Leo’s shoulder.

“Im not great with nicknames but…I have a special nickname reserved if I ever fall in love with someone, Leo most likely will be that person tho~ so maybe watch this space ahah~” •_•

Leo furrowed his brows at that, of course she can’t say she’s in love with him yet they’ve only been fake dating for a couple of weeks…but what the fuck was the special nickname?

“It’s what my dad used to call my mum…”

She whispered into his ear, as if sensing his confusion or more like annoyance at the lack of knowledge, her closeness and low voice sending shivers down his back as he pressed a kiss against her cheek. He knew he’d never be the one to hear that special nickname but…imagining it, made Leo become possessive of the proposition.

“Q4.if you and Leo were animals what would you be?”

She looked closely at Leo as she debated, serious brown eyes narrowing at amused citrine ones.

“Leo would be a cat.”

She announced nodding to herself in approval as the Cheshire Cat grin spread across Leo’s face, further proving her point.

“I’d be a crow-because I like shiny things…case in point.”^_^

She jabbed a thumb at Leo whose smile spread even wider as he pressed another kiss to her cheek.

“Q5….”

Leo paused as he glanced at Xena, checking her out as he himself debated the question.

“Can you crush a watermelon with your thighs?”

She glanced at him as a twitch of a smile appeared on her face.

“We can find out.”

She abruptly got up as Leo was about to speed dial Sho and get him to bring a watermelon down to them stat.

“But not right now I’ve gotta finish my set!”

She blew a kiss to Leo as she skipped off, Leo slightly hypnotised before shaking himself off as he brought himself back into influencer mode.

“Well you heard her!!! keep an eye out for that video coming soon.”

He threw a wink and a heart to his captive audience switching the camera around to show Xena adding another 20 kg to her barbell (making it 50g) as she deadlifted it, ending the live on the image of her holding it high into the air with ease.

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2.(pre-established but practically dating)

The bass was booming throughout the room as the speakers littered around the pit playing the impeccable playlist Leo and Sho had prepared for the party. It was crowded, loud and exciting, neon glow in the dark spray paint infiltrated the pit with Alan’s designs, the captain who helped and enjoyed painting the place decided not to come. There was a bar manned by vagastrom students and a live rock band setting up in the actual pit area to do a mini concert later. There was a glow in the dark paint balloon area right in the back and face paint dotted around the area. They were going to make it a foam party but the tidying after would’ve been a killer.

It had taken weeks to convince Alan to even let them use the pit, it was all due to Xena’s side gig earning her enough favours to help persuade Alan into allowing them to do this, proving they can be responsible enough to plan and execute, it was all due to Leo and Sho’s help in uncovering a plot to kidnap one of the aquatic anomalies kept in Jabberwock, the sick fuck wanted his private chef to cultivate a ‘sushi extravaganza.’ It was a Frostheim student that Xena may or may not of knocked unconscious and left with Towa for an hour, but no one needed to know that and it impressed Alan enough that he gave them permission to finally have a party.

The trio were in deep need of the club and to let loose.

Which leads Sho cackling as he tried to complete the mission given by Leo, he was tasked to get a picture of Xena and Leo kissing, Leo wanted to post it on his tiktok to show her off again.

Instead, Leo was being held up against the wall by Xena, her hands tucked under his thighs as he had his legs loosely latched around her waist, but it was purely Xena holding him up as he wrapped his arms around her neck as they sloppily made out.

Leo didn’t realise they were being recorded in that moment, xena being a distraction as she wore a long black denim skirt and a crocheted black crop top showing off her tattoos which made Leo’s head spin whenever he got to see them and she was wearing Leo’s chain necklace, the later being the reason he’s so distracted, he liked the way it claimed her as his especially when this wasn’t even for a tiktok video or anything she just wanted to wear it and he desperately wanted her to wear it but wouldn’t and couldn’t say it out loud. He’d been heavily flirting with her all night, wearing a semi matching outfit with Xena as he wore a light grey cropped halter top with long black gloves and black denim cargos-this was heavily distracting Xena who could barely pay attention to the party they’ve been obsessively planning, but everyone else seemed to enjoy it, Sho even got Kaito and Luca to come, the two being surprisingly good company as Sho chatted them up.

Xena lost herself in the make out session, holding Leo up with one arm as the other got lost in his locks. When the video got posted to his Instagram AND TikTok stories the comments went wild with how easily Xena manhandled Leo, something both of them didn’t realise she did until they saw the video the next day.

Leo decided he wouldn’t mind her doing it again.

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3.(pre-established)

Xena was wearing black and blue checkered shorts and a yellow crop top her tattoo fully on show as she bit down the anxiety at the fact that all of Leo’s followers would see it , she awkwardly sat on the towel waiting for Sho to bring the watermelon over as the blush wouldn’t leave her face.

“What if I can’t do it.” 0_0

Leo patted her head in an attempt to comfort her as he went to set up the camera.

“It’ll be fine, me and Sho are doing it too, so even if you fail we’ll still look amazing.”

She gently slapped him on the back of his leg causing the cat like man to giggle as Sho approached.

Sho laid a watermelon on each towel as they all sat down to prepare the destruction. Sho started first, taking the sly way out as he smacked it hard with the back of his heel, the watermelon exploding everywhere from the sheer force.

Leo frowned at him as Sho grinned over at him.

“You didn’t say how we could do it.”

Leo rolled his eyes as he followed Sho’s pursuit, smashing his fist down hard onto the watermelon as it split in half.

Xena went to do the same, Sho and Leo looking at her wide eyed as she did, both grabbing her hands as their eyes met already agreeing on what needs to happen.

“Xe-“

Sho started.

“You can’t do it like that-“

Leo continued.

“Your thighs are where this melon should be crushed.”

Sho ended.

The weird hive mind moment ending as they looked hopefully up at Xena, who just sighed as she placed the watermelon between her thighs.

They stood up excitedly as they ensured the camera was focused on her as she easily exploded the watermelon with pure thigh power.

She thought it would’ve taken long as she locked her legs around it, putting all her strength into crushing the watermelon to pieces.

^~^

They watched in wonderment as Xena started eating the watermelon, happily humming to herself as she tried to wipe the juice off of herself.

When the video came out, it seemed as though the majority of Leo’s followers were now pure Xena’s fans.

Comments on how they need to wife up Xena before Leo can spurned his ego and pride to heighten as Xena fed Leo a bit of the fruit as he wrapped his arms around her, Sho taking some to make them some salad and wraps as he left the couple to their devices.

“XeXe…”

He trailed a finger over her sticky leg.

“Do you want some help cleaning up?”

Leo’s sly smile made Xena giggle as he couldn’t be more obvious with his intentions as she turned around and wrapped her arms around him, pressing a kiss to his lips.

“Sure.” ^•^

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4. (Established)

The TikTok starts with the three of them in an arcade, one of those punching machines came into view as Xena stood next to it, wearing a short black dress and a long leather black trench coat with knee high boots.

They were all laughing and chatting as Xena prepared to throw a punch, she finally did so slamming it back with all her strength as she got the highest score.

The scene then cuts to Sho and Leo cleaning the dishes and making food for Xena as classical music played in the background.

Leosimp4l5fe: the pipeline of shipping Leo x Xena to Leo x Xena x Sho

Sharkfacts: why is Leo so relatable I too would fold for a bad b who could kill me 🙏🏻

Matildashrinks: PLEASE XENA JUST ONE CHANCE

Blondebaker: Xena having two malewives and one of them not being me is a fucking diabolical travesty.

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5. (Established)

“XeXe, let’s make a bet~”

Leo sauntered over to where Xena and Alan were finishing up their sparring session, they both sighed as Leo kicked the pits door open and leaned against the grated wall.

“What’s the bet?”

She dodged one of Alan’s kicks before launching her own aiming to stamp down on the back of his leg as he tried to move away.

“If you can bench press Alan, me and Sho will do whatever you want~ if you can’t you have to do whatever I want 🫶🏼”

Both her and Alan paused as they took in the young man before them, who purposefully avoided them today in order to stop himself getting pulled into a sparring session with the both of them. Sho was at the truck today and probably didn’t know he’s been added into the proposition.

“What does Alan get out of this?”•_•

Leo hummed thoughtfully as he racked his eyes over Alan.

“The joy of being bench pressed by a pretty girl? Probably the most ac-“

Xena rolled her eyes as she approached him pressing a sweaty hand over his mouth.

“Don’t be mean.”

Leo grinned as he kiss the palm of her hand, licking it slightly as his eyes sparkled mischievously at her. She pulled her hand away before he could make a move as he sighed dramatically, leaning back as he thought for a second.

“Sho will make you anything you want for the next week, anytime~anywhere, even that gross shit you drink~”

His smile was cold as Alan stared down at him unimpressed.

“Fine, I’ll also stop interrupting your training sessions for a week.”

Which annoyed Leo to no end when Alan actually smiled at that proposition.

“Both Sho and the no interruptions.”

Leo gritted his teeth with a maniacal smile slapped onto his face.

“Yep got it, XeXe?”

Xena sighed nodding as she got into position, they had the set up anyway for when they were bench pressing before. Alan awkwardly made himself into a bridge over Xena as she tried to position her hands, Leo’s eyes narrowing in annoyance as a slight blush covered Alan’s face.

“Should I start?”

She asked awkwardly as Leo threw his phone up, ready to film either a hot catastrophe or an extremely hot moment…either way Leo wins. He nodded at her as she tapped at Alan’s chest as he slowly pulled himself up into a planking position. The only thing holding him up was Xena as she begun to bench press him.

“How…many?”

She said through strained breaths as Alan’s face was a deep red, he wasn’t sure she could actually do it and now…

“10.”

She was halfway through as Leo watched mesmerised, her arm muscles rippling as she lifted Alan up into the air. Leo gulped as sweat dripped down her, something he’d usually hate if it didn’t look so tantalising on her.

Xena was thanking the stars that Yuri injected her with that weird cure-that wasn’t a cure, instead it increased her strength and durability, making her more like a ghoul.

She finished as Alan bridged himself above her again, feet planted on the floor as he threw himself back up into a standing position.

Xena slowly got up as she cockily smirked at Leo, leading him to swiftly pull her up and drag her away, Alan standing there perplexed as he started adding the new bench press method to their next exercise routine.

Xena giggled as Leo hurriedly dragged her away, calling out an apology to Alan as Leo lead the way…

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6.Leo’s turn (established)

Xena had been playing detective the past couple of weeks, uncovering cheating scandals, murder plots and intricate tales of woe.

The most problematic was unsurprisingly the cheating scandals, most importantly Matsu’s cheating scandals. A mortkranken student who has seemed to have dated half the student body and has seemed to have cheated on them with the other half of the student body.

Matsu’s been broken up with for the last time, finally losing it as an exasperated Xena just sighs at the idiots wrath as he screamed a plethora of insults at her, following her as she made her way to vagastrom, demanding she fix the mess he caused.

“Actually fuck off Matsu, I don’t know what you want me to do? Stop fucking cheating on people?”•_•

She looked at him like he was stupid, which he was. Xena had to reject requests about Matsu now, telling the clients to look at the previous requests about him…which leads to then breaking up with him as they realise he is an actual scumbag.

“ITS NOT MY FAULT THAT PEOPLE LIKE ME? Maybe people should stop flirting with me Xena?! Ever thought of that?!”

He demanded forcing his way in front of her causing Xena to stop as she looked at him in boredom.

“Reject the person that’s flirting with you? I don’t know why I have to explain that?”

She tried to walk around him, yet Matsu had other plans as he followed her movements. She was tired, hungry and she was now late meeting Leo , who no doubt will be furious with her about it.

“Ohhh~is it that easy aye? What if you flirted with me? Would you like me to reject you…?”

Xena couldn’t help the face of disgust that overwhelmed her as she stepped away from him.

“I would prefer it if you stayed away from me all together.” •_•

She noticed his hands behind his back, fiddling with something repeatedly as she eyed him suspiciously, eyes darting from his face to the hidden object behind him, she was trying to read him but he seemed too manic to guess what he’d do.

He was about to swing for her, metallic glinting in the setting sun as the knife came swooping towards her, when all of a sudden Matsu flew through the air, Xena’s jaw dropped as she watched him go, trying to figure out what sent him across the floor when she locked eyes with a furious Leo.

She’d seen him fight before…she just never expected him to fight for her.

She rushed over to him as dangerous eyes locked onto Matsu, she gently tugged him to face her as she tenderly cupped his face, eyes filled with worry and adoration as she was swooning at the sight of Leo taking down someone for her…especially someone as annoying as Matsu.

His eyes were wide as he gripped harshly at her wrist, a bruising hold as she felt someone hot and warm drip down her wrist.

He was bleeding…

He had been listening, waiting for Xena to come and help him spy on Alan and Thoma when he happened to overhear the confrontation, hearing the unsheathing of a blade as he sprinted over to beat the shit out of whoever was going to touch his girlfriend amplifier.

Xena with a soft and firm manner, unlatched his hand from her wrist, checking over the injury, it was barely a flesh wound and would easily heal but that didn’t stop Xena from stressing and doting over the man before her.

Matsu was knocked unconscious, yet even if he was conscious they wouldn’t particularly care.

She gently pressed a kiss against the back of his hand, brown eyes locking on bright yellow ones as she fumbled with the other hand to grab a handkerchief, wrapping it around his wound as she gave it one more kiss.

“Mon Cher, you’re injured.”

She mumbled it out not even realising the nickname she let slip as she concentrated on tying the hanker-chief.

The dots connected quicker than Xena would’ve liked as Leo realised where that nickname came from, the slight memory of Xena mentioning that her dad was French springing into his brain…

It was the nickname her dad used to call her mother…

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~~~~<BONUS

Xena was sat in Leo’s lap, straddling him as she faced him, concentrating hard on the intricate black eyeliner she was applying onto Leo, who was currently taking a nap as she had her way with making him over.

He had deep red eyeshadow on and dark red lipstick, it was her prize for bench pressing Alan, her wish was to give Leo and Sho a gothic makeover. She had slicked back Leo’s hair, given him one of her lace chokers with a bold silver bat with crosses hanging off of it, attached with little black chains. She had the perfect outfit planned, black leather trousers with multiple chains hanging off of them, a black halter top with long black Lacey gloves and an oversized black trench coat with knee high platform boots.

She was so excited to dress him up, she even allowed him to document the whole thing, he was going to make it into a TikTok series, she gives him and Sho a makeover and they give her one. She added a beauty mark and some more eyeliner, she wanted a sixties sort of vibe with a mixture of traditional goth makeup.

With Sho she went more romantic with it, giving him a long sleeve black lace top with a tight dark purple waistcoat and, she had given him a Victorian esque velvet purple coat and loose black trousers and knee high boots. She gave him a more basic makeup look, a light shimmery purple eyeshadow and big winged eyeliner. She had given him a plain black bandanna and tied his hair into a tight updo.

Thank god for Ed lending her some more clothes, she did have some already and had ordered a bunch, but the coats were something that couldn’t be found or replicated.

She gently woke up Leo as his eyes fluttered opened; she handed him the clothes to change into.

She had gotten herself ready before, going for a blend of the two looks, a long black Lacey Victorian esque skirt with a netted white button up and a black corset, So far she hasn’t had a chance to wear these sort of clothes, but she did love getting to go fully out with it. She had black eyeshadow with red eyeliner and red lipstick, she had her favourite big black platforms with laces that had little skulls on the ends.

Leo had gotten changed and the three had a mini photo shoot, he spammed the pictures on Instagram as he started editing the videos of each one of them.

[bunny-heels]

before the Night Springs DLC comes out in supposedly 3 days [fuckin christ] i wanna share my quick lil theory on the versions of Sam and Casey in the Dark Place

i wanna fully believe that both Dark Place Actor Sam and Dark Place Book Casey share the same body. this is probably a theory that some people have but, i havent looked into the tags in months so i wouldnt know. but i know of a lot of good pieces of evidence to support it.

first one being the obvious; they're never in the same place, at least physically. every scene where Alan meets Sam or Casey, they're never together and have no indications of ever inter outside of the scenes theyre in. i bring up the physical part because, technically, they were both in the second episode of the Talk show together where Sam is sitting next to Alan and Casey shows up as an echo "promoting" the movie, and in the small loop in the theater where Sam is tied up and Casey is just a voice and his echo verbally fighting himself. i'm gonna come back to the theater part later tho.

second, i believe its implied that the "audience" in the Dark Place believe Casey taking over the body is Sam "slipping into character", when really its a cover up. when Sam is on the talk show and him and Door show Alan the lil "promo", it shows Sam dressed as Casey, not moving his mouth, but monologuing in Casey's voice. this is important to note since, when Alan meets Casey for the first time in the allay way, he hears the Casey voice and automatically assumes its Sam. as if he thinks a man with a normal pitched thick Finnish accent can accurately replicate the voice of a gruff low-pitched American man. this scene is crucial in letting Alan know Casey is an actual person, not just an actor playing a character, and Alan isnt the only one to know this.

third, Sam and Casey dont realize they're in the same immortal body. this is where i go back to the theater loop scene. Sam is tied up in the chair likely by the members of the Cult of the Word, and when found by Alan, says "you've got the wrong guy, i'm not Alex Casey, i only play him the movies." remember before this though that Casey was looking through the theater before Alan, and he was face-to-face with both Dark Place Ilmo and the Cult of the Word ring master. this could also mean that they dont remember what happens to them when the other takes over the body. its quite literally what would happen if you swapped two peoples brains in the same body. this ALSO explains why Casey remembers dying multiple times but not Sam. only the Casey brain remembers dying because hes the one dying, while the Sam brain isn't involved and is basically switched off.

the only details that cant be covered with this theory is how does the body come back after dying, which honestly you could chuck that up to writer Alan just bringing him back, why Casey and Sam had to share a body instead of getting their own, or if the Sam in the Dark Place is just a Dark Place version of the Actor Sam, or if thats ACTUAL Actor Sam that was dragged into the Dark Place same as Alan. but these are questions that arent solvable yet anyway, so it dorsnt really matter

and thats pretty much it! hopefully at least one of these mysteries get solved, for now i gotta black out

[hibiscussoupbowl]

Yk what ive already made all my statements abt the teen wolf movie on instagram but imma say it here

As much as i love and breath teen wolf, its not the perfect show which is fine bc recognizing that is what makes its good. The thing is the movie? Godawful. The one thing i can appreciate is that the movie had an opening and the graohic design was cool

My problems with it?

-the plotline being abt allison. I think alisson (is it allison or alisson?) Is a fine character especially in s3, however, you killed her off. That whole s3 ending was abt her dying and isaac leaves BECAUSE of allison dying. Now ur gonna reopen that plotline that was TIED OFF? Ur not even gonna get stiles or isaac back into play even tho theyre arguably the most important for that season. And ur not gonna tell us how s6 ended??? Even with a flashforward of 2 years??

-the fbombs. Im sorry, what? U make a show that doesnt use f bombs at all and u make it creepy and horror but when u make the movie thats r rated meaning u can go even harder... u use it on fbombs? Might i add in the worst way possible. "Darkness motherfucker" wow. It just sounds so cringey. Either use it once meaningfully or dont drop one at all. U managed to make s3 be creepy without it do it again

-why the absolute fuck was liam in japan. By the hour and a half mark that question wasnt explained and it never was. Him and this girl hikari (whos gr8 actually) are just in japan and i guess own a bar??? I dont even know what they are to eachother let alone how they ended up there. I only knew that they love eachother bc they say that in jpn but like still??? Is it a sibling ily or a were dating and ily?

-the actors. Im sorry but if ur gonna get all these actors like masons and parrish and malia and whoever but u give them like what one line? Mason had legit like 2 lines in that movie. And u dont even know how he beacme a police officer! He just is! And they dont even say anything abt corey??? U could easily get his actor i know he aint doin anything rn. Liam and hikari? Also have like 3 lines in the movie

-personal thing lol but not everyone looks good with a beard and a shaved head

-lydia and stiles. Just bc u coudnt get dylan obrien cuz hes like the most succesful does NOT mean u just break up the couple that u built for six. seasons. You couldve said literally anything you couldve said stiles was dealing with some fbi shit or another supernatural disaster. Lydia having the dream? Tragic but stiles wouldnt have cared bc he loves her and wouldve just wanted to be with her forever.

-how can u not tell us who elis mother is. We ALLLL wanna know who derek banged im sorry but he slept with the enemy like three times and with his history and family history everyone just wants to know who it was.

-dereks death. WHAT THE FUCK this man survived a *pipe* going thru his back for like 10 minutes and survived, got brutally slashed and survived and ur telling me he died by magical fire. Sure teen wolf sure.

-if ur gonna introduce a character like alec in the season finale, bring him into play somehow recast him idc but do smt. Even nolan! Someone !

-what was with the whole nogitsune temple thing?? It was so... not scary at all and it looked bad. Like idk it was just so kiddy. Like oh noooo we re trapped bc we re tied to a pole with rope -_-

-sorry but again why continue a plotline that has been tied off? And not continue with the one that was open ended when u cant even get the significant actors for the s3 plotline? Bring daniel sharman into play, medicis over he has the freetime.

-malia and scott breaking up is also stupid bc again they were "endgame" and they had no reason to break up other than the fact that allison was alive again and for plot reasons.

-harrison coming back was so stupid i was so glad they killed him off even tho i guess they never found his body. I was hoping

-are argent and melissa not dating anymore? Its been like 3 months since ive seen the movie so i dont rememeber that but if they arent, why are the writers/producers, whoever, so desperate to break up everything great they had goin at the end of the show.

The interesting parts of the movie were

-the intro

-elis backstory with his dad, except why would u hate derek its literally tyler hoechlin

-and scott having an animal clinic bc i think thats funny

[fatmaclover]

12,19 or 23 for mac :-3?

12: What's a headcanon you have for this character?

unibrow mac my beloved <33 if we're talking something more serious though i think itd be that hes got. COMICALLY gay music taste. fag club music is definitely his jam but hes got to get into gaga n shit for my own mental health. this is supported by the fact that in its a very sunny christmas (sorry to bring this ep up again) he literally has TWO rainbow jimi hendrix stickers on his closet door 😭 bud.... howd it take you this long youre literally making your own allegories 😭. sorry im gonna take this one to also say i think he should be More tatted up. rob you can rid yourself of your tats all you want but i know mac gets a tattoo for every boyfriend hes able to keep for longer than a week in my heart. their name right on his skin. this is Always what makes them break up with him.

19: A relationship they have in canon that you don't like?

i feel like "like" is a pretty broad thing for me. i can fucking despise something but it can still be interesting and i still like it. UNFORTUNATELY this is the case about mac and his parents. dear God actually a wretched family dynamic that attacks literally all of my insecurities with some of my own family. something about always making noise, always making a show but never being seen or heard really gets to me. the way even now mac makes it blatantly obvious what hes needing/wanting for emotional fulfillment, but his friends treat him just like his parents did because thats easier than sitting down and dealing with his issues. hes always been ignored so whats a little more?

theres a lot i could go into with this one. how being ronnie the rat was the only time mac would get seen, so of course he was incentivized to keep being a total snitch. how it seems that even joyce ended up adopting those methods against mac, being plenty apathetic towards things that were important to him (not even saying that her blowing him off is undeserved. its very much deserved even if its still a total dick move and heartbreaking that joyce would actively see the environment mac grew up in, and then decide to keep that cycle going for him). the way macs immediate family has interacted with him has affected. so much of his life that its insane. sorry that i wrote a lot about this one its just been on the mind.

oh i suppose i could also say him and carmen. i love you carmen i wish mac was normal you two would be unstoppable as a tgirl and her pet doberman fag duo. im glad youre happy just raising a kid with ur husband tho pls never come back and enjoy your life away from these freaks

23: Favorite picture of this character?

here are the jokey contenders oh my fucking god im sorry. theyre the like basic bitch mac images but theyre so fucking funny to me i think about them 24/7. literally whenever i bring up if im soying over something i want you to picture the second image thats what im doing

for a more serious answer, genuinely i adore nearly every scene fat mac is in. though i suppose the penultimate image of fat mac WOULD be the how mac got fat one

sorry hes like an angel to me here. in the grimy fuckin confessional n all.

i think this one is like. very easily first more than that other one but my shame makes it tied for first instead

sorry. ill stop. dont give me power by letting me post mac images i will empty my whole camera roll going "and isnt he so cute here? and here? and look at his smile here. and look how cute he and joyce are here" until literally every frame of fat mac or mac and joyce in frame together is posted.

fav img of mac and joyce together is them writing in mac and charlie write a movie. purely because i associate it with you and rambling about joyce and joymac for hours. without that association is the fucking cowboy photoshoot from mac and charlie die. sorry. basic answer there too

[h0oty]

Tell me everything abt dusk shadows? Please? Theyre so so pretty and cool and edgy and i love them already and i know nothing abt thrm

ive waited my whole life to hear these words... this is going to be very long.

theyre my little skrunkle next gen oc i made when i was like 9 and have kept alive since then, their story has changed around throughout the years but i did make it when i was 9 so its not the best literature, keep that in mind.

basically theyre the mane character of my next-gen-mixed-with-au hootverse that all my silly little redesigns come from, some story elements are changed and this is important because Sombra takes the place of Chrysalis in season 9 because she accepted Starlight's friendship after she freed the hive.

so when the trio gets unfrozen to be reformed Twilight takes on reforming Sombra and of course it goes like this

because its a next gen and they get in a genuine relationship and Sombra works on himself and gets better, + they have kids but then he slips up one day and accidentally grows evil crystals or something by accident and the kingdom's ponies don't trust him and some even start saying shit like "what if their kids turn out evil like him >:((((" "i cant believe twilight loves tis guy what if SHES evil too?!?!?" and it was disrupting harmony and Twilights like "damn this is wild!!!!! i am going to start twilighting 24/7". so to 'keep her safe' in his eyes, while shes pregant with Dusk, Sombra acts like hes evil again and runs away and then when Dusk is born Twilight has to give them to up for adoption movie style on the doorstep in the rain because its the edgy 2010 oc backstory + ponies were threatening the children because of Sombra and all that (they couldnt give them to one of the mane 6 because it would be too risky for someone to realize it was her child)

Dusk goes to friendship camp one year as a filly and meets their first real friend, Firefly. They keep in contact until their teenage years when Firefly becomes a rockstar and stops talking to Dusk because of the pressure of keeping up a "popular" image. Dusk starts spending all of their time with their other friend Frost Lily, but their declining mental state causes them to see one of those waking nightmares (the ones Sombra trapped the castle with. they inherited it and like. cast it on themself by mistake somehow) and they see a vision of Frost Lily getting really sick and dying. They don't know this was just a nightmare their magic made them see, so they leave town, thinking there's nothing left for them there now. Their wandering leads them to Canterlot, where Twilight sees and recognizes them, and summons them to the castle, where she explains Dusk is her child and everything that happened and why she had to give them away, expecting them to be all happy huggy 'i love you mom'ing!!! But they were actually just really upset and angry at Twilight for not even trying and she kept and raised their other child, ect.

Twilight gets worried about Dusk's mental state which leads to her worrying about Dusk going down the 'same dark path' as Sombra, and she sends them to their own small town just like Celestia did for her when she was young so they can discover joy and friendship magic

this is getting SO long but they become a part of their own mane 6 of sorts that includes firefly, a griffin named boe, a dragon named Carbon, an axolotl named snorkel and a 'baby' ursa minor that goes by ursus once they get there. on the way they meet a suspicious trio of "ponies" that may or may not be demons summoned by Sombra to keep an eye on his child and report back to him on how theyre doing.

Eventually Dusk also turns into an evil alicorn thing but y'know their friends fix that with the power of friendship™  and then they defeat the demons too

wow look a window

i want you to know i was writing for an hour with no breaks i didnt even blink at all during this im so sorry

[woozi]

henlo yza beloved <33

oh my god <//3 love the way you put it honestly, the way you're so smart <3 the answer was right there and i managed to miss it 😭 i was lichrally like " ok so river dried up no thoughts head empty " and now it's as if the last missing puzzle piece finally fit itself in my mind jdjsksks that really explains whys and hows of haku ending up there, btw the importance of names and home in this movie was so heartwarming 🥺

also that's so sad to think about though, haku not having any place outside of the spirit world also means he might never get to meet chihiro 😭😭😭 ( unless he found a little something like home in chihiro ( yk home being a person instead of some house ) then idk he can become a water body anywhere she lives, if or when he decides on meeting her. like you know there is someone out there calling out his name or missing him which gives acknowledgement to his existence thus making a tiny place available somewhere where he is wanted even if as just a visiting guest) ok but honestly i'm also kind of okay with them never meeting hddjdj like even though it's sad there's still some kind of comfort in knowing the fact that some people only come into your life to help you grow in good way!/ intentionally or unintentionally helping e/o through tough times and then moving on )

also honestly same 😭😭😭🥺 i feel like we've been talking since ages, thank YOU for even taking out time to listen and reply to my nonsense fr, i'm so glad i sent that ask to tell you, your " im skydiving with vernon " tag was funny 😭🥺 i really enjoy talking to you

SPEAKING OF VERN how excited are you for his mixtape? would love to hear your thoughts!, i feel like he's gonna come out with some emo rock/grunge banger tbh, basing on the artwork and his love for avril lavigne songs hdjdjdkd whatever it is i know i'm gonna eat it up bc i live for his verses in hhu songs

hope you're doing well yza 🤍, and you too after 21st take some time out for yourself and recharge, you deserve it <333 love you 🥺 thank you for hanging out with me as always, bestie <333

(honestly had nothing extra to add 😭 dec is kicking me fr. days are just going by i have had no idea about which day it is this whole month 💀 also i haven't forgotten about the movie i'm gonna dm you details after i send this, feel free to check after 21st! )

MA CHERIEEEEEEEEEEEEE 😻😻😻😻

NAURRRRRRRRRRR i am not smart i'm just one for obsessing over details fjkfjdkfjdk AND I KNOW </3 it was such a good concept esp considering how our identities are so tied up with the names given to us by birth and the names with which we choose to present ourselves with!! AND UR MIND HELLO???????????? also agreed <33 i'm fine w the bittersweet ending (i… love them actually 😭)

ALSO PLS NOOOOOOOO i should be the one thanking u fr </3 lich rally where would i be without ur lil ask </3

AND URE SO REAL FOR THIS PLS FKJDFJFDJKFDJK i also find myself gravitating towards his verses we r besties fr 😋 and u r right once again omg it gave early 2000s <3 WHAT DO U FEEL ABT IT!!! i personally like the band ver more, it feels a lot more raw!! think the way mainstream kr companies (honestly cant be said for the indie ones theyre going IN on it there) produce rock music is so… tame for lack of better word, but the band ver ate fr tbh <33 IM KINDA SAD SOME OF THE SCENES OF HIM IN THE BLACK TANK TOP DIDNT SHOW UP ON THE MV THOUGH </3333333 HE LOOKED SO GOOD

i've been getting to rest a bit until i received an e-mail from one of my professors today 😭 now it's a sign for me to get back to work, i still have more finals and more deadlines for january, but after that i'd be FINALLY getting a real break 😋

AND NO PLS FDKJDFJ I FEEL U!! i hope ure getting to rest as well and that you've had a great time this holiday season <33 love u thank u for always being here 🥰 MWAH

[lunarifie]

Rewatching Ninjago

(With no context other than the episode)

The Tournament of Elements episode 7-8

Speed man: The ninja were right this wasnt about us winning. This was something sinister 😨

Shadowman: What gave it away. His cult following or his giant snake head.

HFJDJFBDJNF

Kai: Tell me one thing. Was it his plan to make me fall for you, or yours. Because it worked.

DAMN KAI THAT WAS SMOOTH AS FUCK

Goofy side character cult activists my beloved. Who are their voice actors because someone needs to get those two a lead job

Kapow and Chope my beloveds

Jay: its not work if you love what you do 😌 the power of positive thinking

Jay nerding over Zanes new look is adorable

Jay: a roto jet? But arent we underground?

Cole: THATS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING

Metal man(karloff): what happened to positive thinking huh?

Why does Chen have Zanes pink gi

How does chen have zanes pink gi

Headcannon that Zane or Kai steals it on their way out

Kai YAWNED during Chens evil speech

Idk if that was adhd or audacity but i love it

Chen you manipulative asshole stop using lloyd and his parents to fucking persuade Kai

The cliche ‘GO! ILL HOLD THEM OFF!’ Leaving the most important character to fight for himself

I dont remember what happens at all so im excited

Goddddd

Lloyd: you, you turned Kai against me!?!?

He must have felt so betrayed.

Kai: itll all make sense when this is over.

Ik you have a plan Kai but you better have an apology

So tempted to draw this exchange

Dont the og anacondrai actually get pissed that Chens trying to be a poser or smth

I keep forgetting Lloyds a kid and then his voice actor drops the most child-like line ever and a piece of me breaks inside

(Nya and Garmadon tied up to a pole surrounded by the boned remains of Chens pet snake)

This…. Is fucked up.

I think I would quite literally go insane after this

Kai's guilt. Nyas hurt.

The rbg siblings are splitting apart and it's killing me.

Garmadon is so worried for his son, for Lloyd that he went as far as threatening Skylers life, but even then, he can't because he’s changed.

He's such a good character and I wish they didn't just revert him back to his evil self.

Also, the fact that Chens daughter was in potential danger and he let Garmadon man-handle her is just

I'm glad she's not under his care anymore

Kai: I had to! He said he would let you free Nya

(Proceeds to walk away as Chen doesn't set her free)

At least he has a plan

Nickname 1: tiger

I Like this one bc im pretty sure tiger is Coles symbol and the tiger sashay is the move that he accomplished when he unlocked his true potential

So it makes sense

I'm so glad ninjago hadn't formed it's expressive animation style yet bc I know Lloyd would have looked helpless instead of vacantly angry as kai stood in front of him and that would have destroyed me

Ik Kai had a plan but he didnt know that Cole and zane would come to save Nya and Garmadon and it would have been tragic if he was able to save Lloyd, but came back to another sibling as bones

Nya: Zane! Youre back!

Zane: what! What is on my back?

I love him

Kai: Hey Chen! You forgot one element. The element of surprise!

The master of surprise from the movie popping out of nowhere: SURPRISE!

And then surprise saves the day

Thats exactly how it goes.

Jk jk lol Skyler fucking totals her dad and Kai steals the staff

Its crazy that Kai held every element and was able to use them

i dont remember the power corrupting him holy shit thats scary

Lloyd looks terrified

Hes fighting the curroptness so hard good for him

HE ALMOST HIT LLOYD

Hell yeah theyre all back babyyyy

Zanes doing the funny switch song again 🥹

Wait why are they sinking all their escapes to leave

BFJSNFJDJF

“We’re not stuck on this island with you, youre stuck on this island with US.”

Oh how the turn tables

Skyler(rattles her chains)

The guards watching her: AAHJSENE

Skyler: … i need, to scratch my face. 🤨

The guards (uses their swords to scratch her face)

Skyler (loudly): thank you :)

Other guards 🤨😠

Okay but the way skyler is so used to her fathers manipulation, that she could easily tell that it was an act to take her power Is honestly heartbreaking

Having to walk on eggshells all the time

Jesus christ they implied the transaction could kill her

I absolutely despise chen now hes such a shit bag father

GO SKYLER GO FUCK YEAH

Pixal: Zane! You have to drive slower! I cant predict the obstacles!

Zane: theres no time!

Zanes really betting on that ‘its not about numbers, its about family’ idealogy

Aaaand he fell. In a cave.

WHAT NO DONT LEAVE HIM WTF.

Kai: Shes more important!

I GET SHES IN DANGER BUT YOU HAVE A SECOND TO HELP YOUR FRIEND

This is the cave in his dreaaaam

Oh shit is he hallucinating?

God poor Zane can you imagine having someone in your head telling you what you see isnt real but it feels real

JESUS CHRIST WHAT ARE THE RUNNING SAWS FOR DONT YOU WANT SKYLER ALIVE??????

Skylers so cool

Clouse (on the roto jet): a bit of a breeze up here! I wonder who will last longer.

Garmadon: How about neither! (Tackles clouse AGAIN)

Okay but Kai and Skyler actually have some chemistry and their legitimately cute

Teamwork and banter always gets me

Okay nvm Kapow and Chope suck

Garmadons not ACTUALLY gonna go to the cursed realm

Right?

THIS.

THIS was a learning experience for Garmadon

I truly believe hes ridden with guilt and a small part of him doesnt find himself worth the same as others. Which is why he always does ‘self sacrificial’ plays, throwing himself in more danger to take the enemy down.

This moment i thought he was gonna do the same thing but instead, he pulled Clouse in the portal and used him as leverage to pull himself out. I think he realized and grew from this.

Pixal: youre not afraid of dragons, you used to have one.

THATS WHAT IM SAYIIING

This is so similar to someone talking someone down from a panic attack, go pixal.

She really just kept using logic and it helped.

I think this was to show that Zane changed and grew. He’s still the white ninja but hes no longer the person he was before his trauma, now hes someone else ‘the titanium ninja.’

If i had a nickel for everytime Zane ‘found himself’ id have two nickels. Which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened twice right.

Something tells me itll happen more than twice.

Aaaand theyre all anacondrai

Oh shit i forgot Garmadon has the tattoo/worked with chen

Jay: first its four arms. Then you became a dragon! would you mind picking a body and sticking with it please!

jays transphobic confirmed /j

Kapow and Chope: WE LOOK SO COOL!

Kai: youre both still ugly! (Blasts them)

Look! Its skylers snake-jay-insecure arc

Jay: they took the roto jet and all of the blade copters!

Yes jay, thank you, we can see that.

Jay im begging you to stfu rn pls i love u but just stfu

Ohhhhh it was Zanes energy dragon.

Honestly if lloyd was never the green ninja id think Zane would be the most qualified

It seems so weird for all of then to just magically get their dragons rn

WAIT THEY CAN ALLLLL MAKE THE DRAGONS

WHAT

i feel like this makes ‘wtf happened to the other elemental masters after’ a lot more important

Kai: Chen said only one could remain, well, we are one!

Love that

[nagdabbit]

MY GIRLFRIEND'S COMMENTARY WHILE WATCHING HER FIRST AEW PPV

"my entire fitness goal is hook's shoulder-waist ratio, but with taz's extremely dense neck."

"the funniest thing about wrestling is that this fucking company is trying to make something called a stadium stampede sound both cool, AND serious."

gf: "if you cry listening to a crowd sing judas again, im divorcing you." me: "so that means youre gonna marry me." gf: "i've been bamboozled."

about brian cage: "this man is a huge dork. like, literally, i could fit me in him."

"i dunno what it is, but i would die to protect mr. hangman. he hunk, but he also baby."

thoughtfully, "i bet i could just catch you out of the air like that. i mean, i can squat you, i could probably even curl you like that, too."

because she is deeply in wrestling twitter now: "HOOK! babe, look, its hook! hook hive, rise up!"

"what i love about this feud is that all these men are fuckin' idiots. no brain cells, just shoes and fwiendship."

"what do you mean their tag team isn't just the wild boys, wtf? missed opportunity."

"those kicks are ugly, but i would steal them, too, honestly." *thirty seconds of silence layer* "for you, babe. i'd steal them for you, i mean."

"jon, no, the germs, jon, jesus christ, please dont drink that jon you dumbass."

"i love eddie, but i'm pretty sure we should never hang out. too much extremely new york energy, we would get arrested in like ten minutes. possibly less."

"diorsday device is the funniest shit ive ever fucking heard, how goddamn sad is that."

"max caster is gonna get murdered, but i love him."

"i wish bowens and his extremely attractive boyfriend the best in life."

"colt cabana and tay conti are tied for best smile in wrestling, but tay wins because i dont want colt to kick me in the face."

"penta is the only joker i formally recognize."

"today i found out that some people don't like stu and uno, and to them i say get entirely fucked."

after rush came out and i lost my entire shit: "i don't fully understand yet, but i support you." *one minute later* "oooooooooooohh. okay, yeah."

gf: "i enjoy that cody is pushing ogogo by being a dumb bitch with this america schtick." me: "you gonna say that when cody wins?" gf: "...fuck."

"ogogo got that guy ritchie movie ass music you love to see it."

"you were right about cody and i fuckin' hate it."

"aw yeah, its big boi season."

about miro: "i'm very gay, but the thing is, men with extremely jacked traps just do something to me."

"lance changed changed the color of his extensions and i appreciate that." *thirty seconds later* "are those... three crosses? tattooed on his back? jesus doesnt like murder, i don't think he likes murderhawks, either."

"britt baker is the only dentist i want in my mouth. no, wait, don't type that one!"

"oh, fuck, shidas getting teary i'm gonna fuckin cry, oh fuck, i get it now, i'm so sorry i made fun of you, i love her."

"oh fuck, shida knee me directly in the face."

"britt scares me. like the blood drip details on her gear are really cool, but i would legit believe its real blood from her."

"are you really crying about britt and the nice announcer man hugging?"

"hey, quick question, just real quick while ive got you here... why is the emo twink... like this?"

"darby's dad looks like my dad, and i'll never be okay with that."

"i like that darby just yeets himself around like that. he came in like a wrecking ball. a tiny, tiny wrecking ball."

"sting just tossing his son around the ring like that is very good, but, sir, that's bad parenting."

"the thing about sky and page is that these are the suburb guys i beat up at the beach on summer vacation. they have big "i robbed these guys at the pier" energy."

"damn, darby just feels his emotion with his entire face, doesnt he."

"okay explain the gambling thing and WHY it's a thing."

"orange rolling into the ring is so fucking good, that man is national treasure."

after me showing her the video of younger orange cassidy shitfaced and holding a fish for no reason: "i am shocked and appalled that you're only showing me this now."

after explaining the history of the jansport: "the range of this dumbass."

"i get that kenny is good and all, but his hair really fucks me up. it's upsettingly bad and i hope he knows that."

"pac is just. so much muscle. flippy beef man. a meateor." she did specify how to spell it for the joke because it was important.

"that man is a weeb, isnt he."

"something about a man breaking a hold by putting his hands in his pockets really gets me hype."

"fuck just murder omega and be done i hate this, put it on the beef man or the juicey boy already."

"babe, ill be right back i gotta murder this callis bitch."

screaming, "THAT'S MY FAVORITE REF, YOU UGLY FUCK!"

after kenny won: "i fucking hate wrestling, this is bullshit."

"holy fuck, babe, i forgot mark henry was a wrestle boy! i know him from the olympics!"

"hey, is mark henry bigger than large paul?"

"mjf is a dumb bitch and i love him."

"hey, quick question, who thought repelling down the stadium would look cool, they're so far away."

"there's wardlow, my sweet boy. this is cool now."

she laughed for a solid two minutes at tony schiavone saying, "here comes the little guy."

"i fuckin hate hager. kill him wardlow, kill that crispy maga ass bitch."

"okay what's with the chairs." *after a brief explanation of the chairshot heard round the world* "and, like, he can't just pick a new gimmick? it's been two years, bro. move on, shes not coming back."

"okay, i admit that this is great and i love it, kill that old man on the dancefloor."

upon learning this is technically the main event: "you mean it's over after this? theyre ending the show on THIS? not the triple threat match, this?"

"i just noticed mjf's bedazzled jeans, i'm not angry anymore, this is perfect."

"no, more wardlow. gimme the beef."

"christ, sammy guevara is kinda incredible and i'm fuckin angry about it. why cant inner circle be just sammy and santana and ortiz, fuck the other two."

"no, shut up! i refuse to sing along to this! whats wrong with you?! this is a bad song!"

[astronomical-bagel]

ok so i just went and listened to "you can't talk about bruno" bc I wanted to know what you were talking about and oh pls elaborate

SAJDHFSJF AAAAAAA TY TY FOR ASKING OKAY OKAY SO:

The reason why i originally thought of this was how scar like made all those contracts and still ended up alone and friendless, for one reason or the other. Everyone just kinda... avoided him, and either they didn't trust him or they were just too busy with their other alliances. Hence: We dont talk abt Scar. Kay? Kay. this might get a liiiittle lengthy and a tad incomprehensible so the rest is gonna be under the cut ahaha

So the castings are:

Pepa: Etho

Felix: Bdubs

(also if you havent watched the movie you NEED to watch this clip bc i LOVE their energy and etho and bdubs 100% do the tango while singing their part)

Dolores 1 (the "grew to live in fear of Bruno stuttering or stumbling" girl): Joel

Camilo ("seven-foot frame, rats along his back"): Ren

Isabella ("He told me that the life of my dreams"): Scott

Dolores 2 ("He told me that the man of my dreams would be just out of reach"): Grian

And Mirabel ("Um, Bruno/yeah, about that Bruno"): Scar himself

OKAY now we got the main casting lemme tell you WHY i cast them. (IMPORTANT: these guys are dissing on Scar to an unknown inquisitor, it doesnt matter who their talking to lollolol):

ethubs: I wanted to see them dance. WELL thats not the ONLY reason-- y'know the whole thing when etho got scar to give bdubs a life, PLUS all the fighting and burning of trees that happened w them? Etho's portion his him bashing on scar bc of that, calling him a swindler and stuff bc of the contracts (the "looks like rain" part is abt the tree arson haha) (ALSO this ties into the marriage counseler joke scar made lmao)

Okay and delores' first part is joel gossiping about scar basically. Since scar is his upstairs neighbor, he can "always hear him sort of muttering and mumbling". Scar's all alone despite doing his best not to be, as well as doing his crystal wizard stuff, he probably talks to himself a lot. OH and the "sound of falling sand" part is SO GOOD bc you can translate that into the clinking of crystals, the shuffling of papers, or YKNOW ACTUAL SAND BC DESERT DUO <3333. it works vv well and i love that line.

OH AND RENS BIT SLAPS SO HARD (A seven-foot frame, rats along his back/When he calls your name it all fades to black/Yeah, he sees your dreams and feasts on your screams) THAT FUCKS!! anyways i chose that for him bc 1.) Scar took ren's final life in third life and 2.) ren took scars final life in last life and 3.) that mean ren kinda has a grudge and you KNOW he likes to make any adversary of his seem as intimidating as possible (cough cough "his name is Mumbo Jumbo" cough cough). Hes such a theater kid too, it's perfect

OKAY and i didn't cast these up above bc theyre not named characters lol BUT its a bunch of people blaming more or less random things on Scar. "He told me my fish would die" could go to lizzie (i mean. im PRETTY sure shes the one w the axolotl), and the other ones could be jimmy blaming the fact that he died first again on him, and hmmm idk about the third guy BUT THAT DOESNT MATTER you could pick any grievance bc the point is that its not actually scar's fault lol

AND ISABELLAS PART is scott and listen this is one of my weaker castings okay. i almost made it grian but i REALLY wanted grian to be dolores's second part so this is just scot being all sparkly like "I won tee hee :3" ig??

(also the "Óye, Mariano's on his way" is pearl lol. Mariano is joel and grian sneaking into their base once again lololol)

OKAY AND DOLORES'S SECOND PART this one is grian because GOD i love sand duo and it features grian staring longingly at monopoly mountain bc theyre not allowed to team up bc of the new season ("just out of reach" and all that)

AND SCAR also doubles as mirabel bc idk it fts. Hes like "ahaha about all that...." AND AND AND i have this scene during the whole bangin medley part where everyone's singing at once where he has a whole bunch of contracts and crystals around him and theyre all doing their thing around him in like a circle (like ethubs doin their little dancy dance, ren doin his spooky story telling, ect ect ect) and the camera angle is like circling around him and the contracts whip up like a tornado AND ITS RLLY COOL AND ANGSTY AND DRAMATIC OKAY and it kinda reminds me of some Good for You animatics if that helps u imagine the visuals

OKAY THATS ALL OF MY RAMBLINGS THANK YOU FOR ASKING ABOUT IT

[ierotits]

jk im writing this now. mind that im tipsy

shit that i really really love in jojo rabbit:

there is something about the way that taika waititi is able to combine comedy with such incredibly hard hitting topics in a way that blends so seemlessly between completely different topics, almost making it more hard hitting. its similar to all his other movies, look at hunt from the wilderpeople for example. you go straight from the funniest shit you have ever seen, absolutely laughing your guts out, to the most heart warming moments between an adoptive father and his kid, or the most hard hitting scenes depicting the harsh reality that is the foster system and the state of poverty in aotearoa. in jojo you go from the funniest scenes you have ever scene, straight into the horror of nazi germany. right from funny dialogue from imaginary hitler to seeing this ten year old boy confront his mother being brutally murdered for daring to speak out. the stark contrast makes it all hit so so much harder.

it so perfectly covers just how thoroughly the nazi regime was able to brainwash incredibly young kids. i will reblog tomorrow with the actual stats but from memory something like 98% of kids were involved in the hitler youth. they were indoctrinated everywhere from such a young age, and yet there WERE kids who were able to see through the bullshit. because children are compassionate. no one is born predjudiced. theres something in the way the film follows such a young kid showing exactly how brainwashed he was, barely exaggerating the truth for the sake of comedy. it shows such a real story of a young jewish girl being hidden, presumably for years, with such little hope in being able to ever live a normal life. the chances of her survival were so minimal, and yet the film shows hope. it shows the way that despite being indoctrinated into the nazi regime for his whole life, it only takes the smallest bit of exposure to the reality, that jewish people are no different, for this kid to realise that everything he has been taught is a lie. that compassion is more important that anything.

then theres the 2 gay nazis, which is such a convoluded issue but theres some incredibly important points in those character. specifically in the way that there is solidarity in survival. that these are nazi characters, and so should not be sympathised with. but in being gay, they know the terror that this jewish girl lives in. they know exactly what the stakes are, and how can they condemn her when theyre living on the brink of the exact same thing? where it only takes one foot out of line for them to end up with the same fate. and so when it comes down to it, they cover for her, despite the consequences that they would face if it was found they were acomplices to hiding a jewish girl. having these characters in the film is not about creating nazi characters who are "likable", they are still nazis and so are not sympathetic. but it is about showing the reality of the stakes, the real stories of all the different facets of humanity who speant years in hiding because of the reality of what would happen to them if found out, and its about showing the importance of solidarity.

this is all not even looking at the cinematography and the general storytelling motifs that truly make the movie. the most notable one is the shoes, throughout the movie having this motif of both the shoelaces, the mother tying the kids shoes, and the mothers shoes themselves. these gorgeous shots of the kids face at eyelevel with his mothers shoes, when shes standing on the wall, which then directly parallel the shot when the kid discovers her hanging. the way he tries to tie her shoes even after there is no reason for them to be tied. i have no clue where im going with this but theres something so harsh about it.

every time i watch this movie it just hits me how many important stories are told through it, both modern and historical. it tells stories of the people resisting, of whom there were many many more than history often lets on. it tells the stories of the incredibly resilient jewish people who hid for years, and those who helped to fight back. it tells the stories of people who may not have literally hidden, but were still living in fear. and it tells the stories of the innocent children who were forced to die for a regime that did not care for their lives, that saw the children as human shields, bred to die for their predjudices.

and most importantly, the fact that the film was made by a maaori jewish man, cast as hitler, for no reason other than that it would piss off that cunt

[zed-36]

@ 18: the questions weren't actually that strict! you could interpret them however you liked :) that said, im curious what you would add to the story? i love reading ur ideas and interpretations of the characters n stuff!

oh no prob, i did enjoy thinking of what i could change without adding anything new (i will talk too much if i dont contain myself) BUT since you have asked...

ill share these ideas as a general change to the series as a whole (WR and Acceleracers- also i will call Acceleracers AC for short if i need to).

There is a lot i feel needs to change- but two major points are lore (and direction of it in the story) and characters.

The lore of the series is all weird due to what changed between WR and AC, but its also too surface level. its for kids, its probably why its not so expansive. but it does leave a lot of confusion to me and while i would have to spend much more time to fully “rebuild” the world, i will give some ideas on what i would see changed.

One, at least making it make sense all the way through. i think Acceleracers had the best ideas but it shouldve been expanded on in WR- WR barely touched on actual Acceleron lore. Overall i would like to see the Accelerons 100% remade from the ground up. i LOVE aliens and alien society but i feel all we know of them is they race. and thats its. and sadly AC wasnt seen through to where we may have seen a bit more. but they need to be redone, with lore also point to exactly why the drones woke up when they did, what their drive is, etc. Why is Gelorum the way she is too, very important lor aside from characters. I wouldnt want the series to become a huge Lore Dump but there are moments where they intended to drop lore and they just. dont really do that, at least not well. Imagining the series with more extensive lore would obviously see it being longer than what it is, which i think makes sense. in the end if i was to properly write out all lore it would be a huge rebuild of 1) the Accelerons as an alien society, in depth 2) the full origins of the Drones/Gelorums (how they ended up where they did, what makes them how they are now and 3) a more cohesive plotting of events that would lead to lore revealed. also developing what “Scrim” and “clyp” were, along with the actual depth of Silencerz and how far back they go has been on my mind a lot. scrim and clyp just vanish from lore but in my headcanon backstory for Gelorum, i mention how those things existed too. if anyone has more specific questions on lore tho i can answer those individually! its just a lot to go over lol.

The characters though, oh god where do i start. not gonna touch on every individual (feel free to ask about someone and how i would rewrite them/change them), but theres a lot i would want to see different.

Theres some good ideas in the series that are just not explored much, or the actions dont feel like they have impacts. And many characters have literally zero backstory to go off of... Everyone needs at least some kinda origin in mind, doesnt have to be said but knowing where they come from is one key detail that i think is nice to drop some times. characters referncing locations, where they went, etc... its little but its good to have. In the WR comics, most of these characters do have origins! but theyre completely forgotten in the movies it seems. it would have been cool it WR tied together some of these ‘really good drivers’ and maybe they were in the same races together or something. there are 35 people and none of them seem to know each other at least not in detail- other than Vert and Alec who are clearly friends. Kurt Wylde was written to have done some “illegal” modifications in a race, what is someone there knew him? what if it brought up tension/suspicions? Things like that, its all part of where they come from and its a shame the movies just dont connect them very well.

I think theres some specific characters i will give examples to ‘rewrtiting’ and most of it is AC focused!

Kurt & Markie..... i love them, really do! but after WR i just did not like where they went. i get it, kinda ironic for Markie to become such an opposite. buuuut it was a bit much to me. first off, i would actually expand on the “crime” and that would 100% change the outcome of the two. the period between WR and AC shouldve gone different and in turn, i think wouldve changed up MM and Teku completely! i want to imagine Kurt is trying to get away from bad habits after WR but, perhaps has a really good deal with someone who had also gotten him into illegal car part business in the past. he is tempted and ropes Markie in with the idea they could do so more secretly but are caught, and while Markie is nervous and young he spills all the beans, but none of that evidence goes to Kurt and he stays silent, managing to get out of it. However instead of Kurt going to Teku and Markie going to MM.... Kurt tries to join Teku in the idea of joining a less rowdy gang, but Vert believes full Kurt let his brother take all the blame- so they dont allow him in. He goes for MM, which takes him easily but this team’s energy really doesnt help him. In turn, Markie leaves jail and Vert is swift to allow Markie into Teku because theyre friends! and it helps keep Markie in a better place, not wanting to get back into bad stuff. The important thing is tho, this switch up wouldnt result in super harcore, asshole Kurt. i feel like instead, he would be in an awkward place of wanting to improve himself but MM’s rebellious attitude coaxes him into worse attitudes. AND... very much an oppurtunity for Gelorum to manipulate him once more, as the accelechargers are much more important to acquire, with multiple, we’d loop back again. in the end though! i could imagine the story would still bring in the same scenario- Markie gets taken by drones, Kurt saves him, they rekindle and Kurt also comes to realize he shouldnt give in to the ways he used to practice.

i think for AC, in order to find more interest in the characters,  a switch up with the teams would be neat. Markie and Kur swapping was always on my mind, but i have thought about Teku!Taro. I think it would’ve been cool to throw in an background guy from WR into MM... like Harrison Lau. some more familiar faces would bring interesting dyanmics considering their backgrounds. and it think it wouldve fleshed out the teams a bit more in places they lacked.

Another thing i think is clear is there is lots of unexplored potential. Like dyanmics i express with Markie, characters like Lani, Karma, Tork, etc... oh there is so much i would add for them. Karma has a weird thing with being mentioned to look like Gelorum, and her prefectionism too but it was never touched on. What if it caused conflict? What if it made her question their morals? Or with Tork- i would honestly just rewrite how he tackles Tone’s death and the resolution, that whole thing in movie was weird and messy and made no sense to me imo. Lanu had something going for her but she felt so disconnected from the WR characters in AC, which is a shame! oh there are so many to go over lol. i hope to tackle some of these loose ends in the fics i have in mind but yeah... there is so much to say about changing these characters!!

[worldofmuses]

long ship meme for tg

1) did your muse fall in love with mine quickly, or was it a long process?

Thorfinn definitely fell slowly and unknowingly. Honestly, he still has no idea how he feels about Glenda and will not figure it out until he’s slapped in the face with it.

2) have they ever asked my muse to dance? do they even dance with my muse at all?

A few times, yeah. He loves dancing and he likes impressing Glenda and she loves it too. So every now and then it happens but I’m sure it will happen a lot more when they’re properly together; both in public and private.

3) are they the type to steal food from my muse’s plate?

Not really, he’d only do it in an attempt to annoy her.

4) does your muse ever cook for mine? if so, is it good – or does it suck ass?

No lmao Thorfinn has never cooked in his life. I think down the line when she’s pregnant is a time when he’ll start to actually bother learning to cook because smh she’s carrying a whole goddamn baby, he’ll want to do everything he can for her 

5) what’s something they do when my muse is down?

Cuddles, cuddles, cuddles, so many cuddles. Tied in with playing with each other’s hair and gentle kisses, its definitely the easy way to comfort them both. Thorfinn will also just distract Glenda if she needs it when she’s down by making her laugh or talking about something completely ridiculous. 

6) what’s a topic they’re scared of talking about with my muse?

Hmm.. I mean the topics are definitely getting less and less all the time as he opens up to her more but I guess there’s still a few. Obvs, the whole de thing would terrify him but he also doesn’t really like talking about his relationship with his father.

7) are they the type who’s affectionate? if so - how do they show their affection? if not, is there a reason they’re not affectionate?

With each other, for sure, so affectionate. They show it through touch a lot, but also actions and like little things said. He’ll show it rubbing her cheek or kissing her hand, buying something he knows she mentioned liking or giving her one of his hoodies, listening to something she recommended

8) are they the type to go on dates? if so, to where?

Right now nope because they’re are toootally not dating  🙄 🙄 🙄 and also they’re a secret In the future yeah I think so. As much as they like time to themselves they have spent a lot of time cooped up alone in her apartment. I think they’ll like the chance to go out and doing something or go somewhere and be unapologetically together.

9) would they stay in bed with mine all day? if so, doing what?

Occasionally, yes. And if so, a whole lot of sex and cuddles. Thorfinn is someone who enjoys getting up and doing things too much to do it all the time to stay in bed all day very often but every now they do it and just relax and have a nice time in their little bubble.

10) what’s a typical night between our muses look like?

Right now, Thorfinn p much just goes home and gets changed before going to hers. They eat if they haven’t already done so, sex, chat, more sex, maybe watch a film if she’s done an extra good job and convincing him to be nice.

11) do they read together? if so, what?

Right now I don’t think so just because their time together is kind of limited and they would rather have sex tbh. I can see it in the future though? Not only does Thorfinn love reading, Glenda loves a story and she loves listening to his voice so I can picture him reading something aloud to her - honestly probably the classics. Other than that I can see them both reading separately in silence but just touching, sitting together, sorta thing.

12) who washes the other’s hair in the shower?

Thorfinn washes her hair, Glenda is way too tiny to reach his. If they had a bath together though im sure she would looove to wash his hair

13) who is the driver? or do they switch places? or do none of them drive?

Glenda rn, Thorfinn in the future

14) who likes to smack who’s ass for no reason other than laughs? or are they both well-behaved?

Both of them, 100%

15) do they like movies? if so what movies would they watch with mine?

Ehhh not really. He thinks they’re very predictable and repetitive but he’ll still watch them with her. She likes the 80/90s romcoms kind of things and he likes more phycological thrillers but they’ll watch either with each other

16) do they communicate their problems or are they the type to hold everything in until someone becomes upset?

Currently, not really no because theyre like well we’re not in a relationship so no problems !! In the future, definitely, they think communication is super important. 

17) do you see them as the marrying type?

Mmhmm, they’ll love calling eachother their wife/husband, it will make them v happy and proud

18) if they had kids, who would be the fun parent?

Oooohhh Glenda probably. She’s more into a lot of things kids would find fun as well, he’s a lot more prim and proper with his interests.

19) do they get along with my muse’s parents?

I think so. He hasn’t met them yet but in the future once they get to know each other they’ll get along pretty well. 

[matoitech]

3 6 5 and 18 for the ask game?

3. Did you make any new friends through Promare?

yeah i think so! mutuals at least?? idk when to call ppl friends

5. Did your opinion on a character change over time?

if i remember correctly (and i could b wrong) lucia was one of my faves b4 i saw the movie just cuz i thought she was fun, and i mean i wouldnt say my love for her got lesser its more like galo lio and aina got boosted up (especially galo hes #1 <3 love u galo). so she wouldnt get on a top 3 chars list anymore unfortunately but i still love her shes like #4. tied with thyma. thyma has barely any lines i just love her a lot. 

also my feelings on burning rescue in general have kind of.. well not rly got negative but its like more noticeable that galo does not think of them like lio thinks of the mad burnish lets say. and hes pretty justified in that. my feelings on their chars as a Group r kinda.. mixed

6. What is one of your favorite moments in the film?

i honestly rly like the lake scene. it gets a lot of jokes as being the straightbaiting scene and thats true but theres SO much going on there. we get a lot of visual symbolism, we get a LOT of info about galo and aina just from the few lines and not in an extensive backstory way its more like. we learn a lot abt their main goals and issues trying to be their own ppl in this dysfunctional world theyre in? and we see some of how they approach relationships (not romantic just in general). its kind of setting them up as.. i dont know if the words is parallels... they contrast but they also have somewhat similar things theyre going thru even if theyre handled in totally opposite ways. and thats nowhere NEAR all. god the lake scene says so much without saying a lot at all. and its pretty! thats a bonus. and yes the straightbaiting is pretty funny (and also gives us an interesting way to read the scene, its not JUST there for kicks it serves a rly important purpose for a lot of adjacent reasons but one of them is telling u to look at how galo not carrying out the romantic trope w aina vs him doing it w lio and what that Means)

18. Would you want a sequel/prequel or any sort of extra story? And what about?

i love this question umm i want galo and lio backstory prequel light novels if i write them <3 galo de lion wedding ova.. or just post-canon ova! promare sequel even tho id definitely be worried abt how its handled but at the same time man i miss promare i want to see them again. ive talked extensively abt this b4 ill leave it short for now but yes <3

[conchstellations]

watching the 1990 LOTF movie!! my reactions:

hello all!!!! i was bored at midnight again so here it is: me watchin the 1990 movie, for the first time, hell yeah!!!!! here we go!!! its got the other movie to live up to, so im excited for a comedy lmao!! tl;dr at end if u want!!! its kinda long btw lmao

- castle rock entertainment??? piggy u better watch out bro

- fuck is that the pilot???

- k this isnt a big thing but why are they in water? the plane left a scar in the earth, they were on land.

- okay, again, me nitpicking. but idk, to me, they dont look 12?? maybe its just cause theyre all dressed up n that but they dont look like 12 yr olds to me like the last movie

- why tf does ralph (?) have a glowstick lmaooooo

- why are they all together. where is my conch. wher are my stupid ass choir outfits. maybe im not there yet and they have them, but i want my stupid cloaks!!! jack would not stand for this!!!

- why TF is the pilot alive???

- am i supposed to know whos who by now?? did i just miss that?? which ones ralph? which ones jack?? wheres simon???

- conch??? the conchs main job is to bring them together, and here theyre already together so???

- piggy already makin me love him gosh piggy is child

- okay so im guessing brown hair kid is ralph

- piggy protecting conch rights

- i do like piggys sass... very iconic

- okay whAT??? is that blonde kid supposed to be jack?? first off, jack has red hair. second off, there is no way in hELL THAT MY basTARD child jack merridew would let ralph win the election just like that??? wheres my choir??? wheres my c sharp???

- okay jack would for sure call piggy shitbrain nvm

- mY CHOIR WOULD NOT ACCEPT THAT SINGING. 

- wheres simon????

- r they fuckin cookin lizards??? nvm look away simon pls dont be in this

- is thAT BITCH supposed to be Simon?? hes got a lot to look up to. also why the FUCK is the adult alive. taht ruins the whole purpose of the entire book

- was that a dream??? sorry im dumb af lmao

- alrght simon is kind of an adorable hild and he likes lizard maybe hes valid?

- idk.. for some reason this ralph isnt like, giving me ralph vibes?? hes just not bring like ralphish u know??

- now im getting a little bit more of our beloved lil bitch ralph..

- okay wtf is going on lmao

- “SHOVE THEIR DICK IN THE CONCH” had me laughing for a solid fucking 30 minutes. william golding who??? whoever wrote that line is the new icon

- ‘EAT SHIT AND DIE”  okay wtffff im so confused but also vv entertained

- for some reason jack’s character is like 100% off, but also somehow 100% on point “thats exactly what i meant” like holy shit. like idk hes not jack but just sometimes he radiates “jack if he was allowed to swear and was less of a lil bitch” energy

- ok simon and lizard?? valid

- i swear to FUCKING GOD i will kill that child!!!

- im gonna cry. wtf. why would you kill his lizard. even this movie’s jack seems like he thinks thats fucked up and hes a psychopath. also, lemme say, at this point, i think most of the book characters would beat the shit out of someone if they were mean to simon like that, bc the choir were his friends, and ralphs tribe respected him, sooooo

- why tf is it simons job to take care of the adult that shouldnt even be there? liek wtf hes grieving asshole

- no fucking duh hes scared of everyone but simon i would be too 

- honestly kinda glad they let ralph say fuck he deserved it

- “back off man im sick of ur shit and sos my gang” fuckin got em

- let me guess pilot dude is the new beast???

- honestly wtf is goin on lmao

- okay piggys actor actually made me sd when he was crying about his glasses so good job

- simon comin through with the glowstick. also, good job simon

- well at least the lord of the flies looks terrifying as always

- are samneric putting on warpaint this early?? bc i WILL NOT stand for that shit. i am a samneric STAN Ok??? they were two of the tHREE left when simon died who didnt become cowards and go savage. they wree LOYAL to ralph until they were LITERALLY tied up and FORCED to join jack, and even then they helped ralph!!!! so fuck u. samneric are better than that.

- oh simon :(

- im glad they actually kind of (?) shwed simon like with the pig head bc last movei it was just ike them flipping the camera from pig to si so idkk

- ok that was a pretty ralph move to bring up the fire 24/7 lmao

- piggytits?? tf

- simon with hus fuckin glowstick lmao

- awe, simon

- okay HOLY SHIT. the sounds of what i assume to be them fucking stabbing simon are horrific. and then that cut to simon’s fucking mutiliated corpse?? holy SHIT. like as much as im complaining, thats the gruesome shit i expect from this book. i was expecting them to shy away from it bc its so awful, but im SO glad they didnt, bc that gave me fuckin chills. finally, something i can praise them on. thats the lord of the flies i expect. 

- i feel bad for ralph.. good job

- ok good. samneric came back. good job again.

- ok. nvm. the disrespect to my loyal children. alright.

- okay that child screaming as hes being whipped?? wtf.

- ok that line of piggy being scared that the russians will take them nad make them go into the olympics? gold. 

- piggys laugh is so pure

- why the fuCK are they finding instruments lmao

- poor piggy

- did roger just wolf whistle at ralph what the fuck is going on

- holy SHIt this movie does not hold back on the blood. but, wheres my conch explosion?? if ur gonna show him getting hit u gotta show the conch exploding. although, the conch means like nothing in this movie lmao

- okay wow piggys dead body cool cool cool

- ralph fucking YEETED that kid to the ground lmao

- okay, ralph crying?? good acting

tl;dr/conclusion/my thoughts: hooooo boy so i see why everyone likes 1960 one better. 

first, lets start with the obvious: why this isnt lord of the flies. because its not. if this wasnt telling me that its lord of the flies, i would think of it as that, really. first off, the conch. the conch represents civility, it brings them together. its important. when piggy dies, it dies, representing how all civility is now gone. i maybe saw the conch three times this movie. didnt do anything.

second, the pilot, captain whatever. the point of the beast to me is that they made it up. sure, the corpse was real, but it didnt pose a threat, it was simply a corpse. they made it into what it was, therefore proving that they are the beast. sure, the pilot here was harmless, but he grbbed a boy’s foot and was therefore making himself a possible threat. maybe its not a big deal i guess.

third, the characters. the point of lord of the flies is that they are rich kids who havent gone through anything. theyre the perfect, spoiled kids who havent done anything wrong. half of them are in choir. chOIR. in this movie, lets take jack for example. they said he stole  a car and got sent to military school. no. the point of jack is that he was a perfect kid. leader of choir. he was manipulitive and got even ADULTS to trust him. its part of hs character, showing that this perfect choir leader kid went fucking insane to prove how literally everyone can be evil. also samneric???? the direspect!! they were loyal to ralph until they were tied up and FORCED to join jack, and even then, after roger like beat the shit out of them, they were STILL loyal. fuck you.

so those are the MAIN reasons why it wasnt lotf. 

now, what i liked i guess.

the swearing was NOT lotf, and it didnt fit with the story, but ill admit that i laughed, so i guess thats a plus.

second, i liked how they showed the gore, i guess? sounds weird, hear me out. lord of the flies is a gruesome, violent, awful book. theres descriptions of death in detail, and im so glad they showed it. when simon’s body was there, literally torn to shreds? the shock of it, the true savagery you see that these boys murdered him SO violently, is amazing, because thats the essence of lotf. simons death shows how theyve lost all their civility, and showing such a gruesome corpse really brings that through. so good job.

and now, of course, the obvious: thats not the characters i pictured when i read the story. simon doesnt look like that, ralph doesnt look like that, jack doesnt look like that.

 where did the choir go, too? forgot to mention that, and i think that also adds into the whole, theyre supposed to be perfect kids and then become savage thing. also, the choir was a group. they voted for jack and went with him for a reason. 

so yea, thats that. dont know why people would read this lmao but thats my thoughts!!!! i just need to keep myself busy when i watch movies and to make sure i focused, i figured id just write down my thoughts as i went. if u wanna watch for free, look up lord of the flies 1990 google drive. 

;)))) and yea im posting this at 230 am lmao why not

[redandfranticfeelings]

in light of the final trailer finally dropping, i should finally post some of my bojack season 6 part 2 theories/predictions/guesses/hopes/etc.

warning: this gets very long!!! also, spoilers for everything, obviously.

the moore-carsons have to return. in fact, i think it’d be really interesting if the cold open of the first episode in part 2 was about charlotte. after all, there’s going to presumably be a flashback to bojack during the time when he was friends with charlotte and herb...

given that season 6 overall opened with a flashback to sarah lynn’s death, maybe season 6 part 2 will open on what happened in the moore-carson house after bojack left penny and charlotte behind? since those are the two major incidents that part 1 set up to bite bojack in the ass. however theyre also not anywhere in the trailer, meaning they might not physically show up, or maybe something about their appearance would be a huge spoiler.

we also see bojack return to the club where he did stand-up during the 80s. this is probably what triggers the above flashback. maybe this ties into the charlotte thing too, as mentioned above?

that scene of bojack with the letter from hollyhock has a lot of people talking, with how last season ended and how his hands shake holding it. interesting that it’s a letter and not a phone call or online message. this leads me to believe something physical must be in the letter, like money or some sort of memento or personal record. or maybe she just wants to be old-fashioned. it seems there is some issue b/w hollyhock and bojack because there’s an empty seat when he invites her to some sort of show he’s in, maybe with his wesleyan students. (also diane looks very unamused, even though she and bojack ended on a good note, which feeds the idea that this is after bojack did something bad or something bad about him came out. also, who are all these people in tuxes? are these waiters? is this tied to mr pb buying elefante?)

i actually believe hollyhock will learn about maddy but not about penny, and bojack will assume she knows about penny and forget completely about maddy. this will lead bojack to realize something i don’t think he really has even after all his development: he needs to care about the people he hurts who were never close to him, because they’re still people even if he didn’t want their attention and didn’t “lose” anything in hurting them.

many people have noted that doctor champ isn’t a legal therapist and thus might not be under disclosure agreements, which leads me to believe that he will release information about bojack out of pure spite. i also believe maddy could be doctor champ’s daughter, which would give him even more reason to hate bojack.

however i believe that if everything about bojack does come out...the public won’t really care. it feels within the show’s nature to make a story about how “cancel culture” doesn’t really hold up well and how people will learn about a celebrity, but not care about what they did as soon as some other news overshadows it, and the celebrity won’t really lose anything in their career most of the time. bojack will suffer personally but his career won’t suffer as a result of being “cancelled.” this might actually send him spiraling and maybe he will try to convict himself or something, if he’s still at that level of self-punishing behavior.

something really interesting is that bojack is talking to biscuits braxby, the host of the talk show where he and gina covered up the strangling story. the fact this is the person to whom he’s dumping all his angst...concerns me. is he coming clean about that? does gina know he’s coming clean about that?

speaking of gina, i think she will connect with kelsey after all, maybe even work on the movie. i think kelsey will see past the hollywoo bullshit and suspect gina isn’t being given a fair chance. idk if it’ll work out but it feels in-character for her. i just really hope we see more about kelsey’s movie and i hope it’s a success.

somebody else had to point this out for me to notice, but bojack appears as a...corpse?? in an episode of birthday dad. this means he must lose his teaching job somehow, or at least goes back to acting in LA during his break.

on the subject of mr peanutbutter, i have a lot of thoughts about where his plot is going to go. for a while i thought pickles was going to leave him for joey pogo because of how episode 7 seemed to imply mr pb would set them up and joey is a lot like mr peanutbutter except close to pickles in age and spirit. i assumed this would send mr peanutbutter into a deep depression due to being truly alone for the first time in his life, which would ironically get him fired from making speeches about depression because he becomes unmotivated and irritable, which are symptoms of depression considered “too ugly” for the mainstream (bjhm is just the show to drop that sort of message on us). however, this theory is muddled by both this and the netflix january trailer showing them still together. so if the above does happen, it probably won’t happen right away. (maybe pickles will propose a polyamorous relationship but mr peanutbutter will feel actually jealous?)

and while i don’t like the bojack suicide theory at all, if i have to pick a main character to die, i would put my money on mr peanutbutter, or at least that he’d get really badly hurt after putting on an impulsive grand gesture. his path in life is self-destructive and reckless in its own right, and when he loses everybody, i think he’ll lose himself. i picture him waiting outside diane’s old apartment not realizing she’s moved away for good, possibly getting sick on the sidewalk, hachiko style. however i’m not married to the idea of killing off any character.

on the subject of diane, i really like that we’re seemingly getting more focus on her issues again, and we get more art styles to demonstrate her angst. this one actually resembles the teenage diane from “the dog days are over” which means it could be a flashback. more info on diane’s childhood!

i also think guy’s son is going to muddle things for diane. as good as guy treats her, the son seems to be a major issue with guy, and diane has made it clear she doesn’t want kids so any long-term commitment probably won’t work out. i do hope things don’t end badly for her, and i really hope she doesn’t run back to mr peanutbutter or bojack. maybe she’ll take time to focus on herself and finish that book?

another interesting turn would be if maybe diane’s book ends up being about something that makes her happy rather than something that she thinks is important but stresses her out. or maybe she finds people who will listen to her and actually help her make change in the world, maybe not immediately, but in the long run.

as for princess carolyn i think her plot seems pretty straightforward. the only thing that seems to be implied is a stronger relationship with judah. i wonder if he’ll move in with her, since he’s in her apartment in one of the trailer scenes? she also goes to see him play in a band which seems to suggest we will learn more about judah and PC will get to know him as a person. i wonder if they’ll tease the idea of them as a romantic item, but i don’t think that would stick, though judah is a great man. (maybe we’ll learn he had a partner all along, or maybe he’s aromantic, or maybe he simply doesn’t want to date PC and make things weird knowing how her other work romances blew up in her face.)

as for todd, i’m wondering what’s up with his mom. i wonder if she gave him shit for his asexuality? all we know is she kicked him out of the house and he has some issue with her that makes his sunny attitude sink very quickly. i’m assuming she must have been cold and judgmental towards him like bojack used to be, but maybe even moreso. she probably wanted him to be more serious or something and he couldn’t follow through. i assume she’ll recover fully from her ailments (because they probably don’t want to try to top free churro) and maybe try to become close to todd again through some zany adventures (maybe tied to the reason she was in a coma). i feel like it won’t perfectly work out, though. todd and his father might be able to become closer, though.

i don’t know why margo martindale is threatening todd either, maybe she needs him for a caper? that’s bound to be wacky. imagine if margo is somehow tied to his mother?

todd’s bunny gf looks adorable, and i hope this relationship goes well. i notice maude has some family pictures up and i wonder if her being a rabbit will be relevant, because of the stereotype of rabbit families being so big. maybe her parents will want her to have kids but she’s unsure because she’s asexual. maybe she and todd will evetually have kids through nonsexual means, like adoption or sperm donation, if only because he’s so great with ruthie and the exploration earlier in the season of his family relationships might add some fuel to an arc about him as a father. however i wouldn’t die on this hill, though i do feel like maude and todd will work out.

in fact, i noticed todd is in formal wear during part of the promo and a lot of people from todd stories are there like emily’s firefighter boyfriend and the assistant from when todd was a ceo. initially i thought maybe this was a wedding party but then i realized maude is in the background talking to princess carolyn. i wondered if maybe this is for the peanutbutter and pickles wedding. however since todd is schmoozing and mr pb is giving out drinks, i think it must be something tied to both of them, so maybe a pb living related party?

(the following shot has pickles in formal wear but mr peanutbutter isn’t, and pb looks sad, so she’s going somewhere fancy without him which interests me, maybe connected to the above “pickles tries to date both joey pogo and peanutbutter but pb is jealous and depressed” theory)

i have a feeling they’ll do a time skip of substantial length for the final moments of the show. something that show’s bojack and his friends’ legacy or lack thereof. we can see an older ruthie, and how hollywoo changes, and how people remember bojack if they even do. it could end very bittersweet this way. but that’s just a wild guess, lol.