#and you’ll understand

[keef-a-corn]

Damn TFE bee and his cheese knees breaking into my heart.

[notherpuppet]

Alligator tears 🦌 🥲

The beauty of the pumpkin head joke is that the true joke is TELLING the joke to people.

For those who don’t know it, this is the joke:

A man with a pumpkin for a head walks into a bar. The bartender exclaims: “My god, I’m sorry, but WHAT happened to your head?”

The man sighs and says, “So I found a genie in a bottle who granted me three wishes…”

Bartender: “Ok, well what were the wishes?”

Man: “Well, my 1st wish was for 100 million dollars. AND I GOT IT!!”

Bartender: “WOW! Okay…what was the 2nd wish?”

Man: “For the 2nd wish, I asked for the most beautiful woman in the world to fall in love with me…AND I GOT THAT TOO!”

Bartender: “Incredible! So then…what was the 3rd wish?”

Man: “Now see…that’s where I really messed up…

I asked for a giant pumpkin head”

[rogueshadeaux]

“I hate the script, the vault dwellers sound so cheesy—“ my Brother in Steel you realize that’s the point, right? They were bred to act like the physical embodiment of an HR e-mail. Did you not catch the memo that Vault-Tec put out regarding their experiment facilities?

[letsplaythermalnuclearwar]

Homer!Odysseus and Epic!Odysseus would try to kill each other if they ever met

[pinkprincessminki]

why is he so boyfriend coded??

[habken]

avoidance anxiety is so messed upppp the little bit of relief you get by not doing The Thing feels so good in the short term but then the anxiety just builds and builds until the tiny little problem that would have been a breeze to handle is now this monstrous task that’s eating you alive

[a-spacecadet]

Graphic design is my passion

-

So I wanted to make these kinda look like a 50’s ad for a department store or something like that…really tried to utilize how nice the character designs from Clone High really are 💕

[tojisun]

noncon - somnophilia

simon rutting his thick fucking and leaking cock on your clothed pussy, staining the lacy little thing, grunting in hushed whispers how he’s going to make a bigger mess if you just let him.

you’re sure you weren’t supposed to have heard him say that. hell, he shouldn’t even be in your room…

where’s john? where’s your husband?

[wistfullywaiting2]

The biggest misconception in the bsd fandom ever to me is people constantly portraying Atsushi as someone who trauma dumps excessively when he canonically barely talks about it at all.

The entire point is that Atsushi does not talk about his trauma he’s just constantly thinking about/reliving it. He can’t escape the memories of his past so he tries not to acknowledge them.

He only mentions it when asked, either directly or when someone asks him to explain himself.

Atsushi doesn’t even give a cohesive explanation for what he saw while under Dogra Magra, he just apologizes to Haruno and Naomi.

If Lucy hadn’t had her whole “you’ve never suffered the way I have” spiel then I doubt even the audience would’ve gotten to find out about his scars

If Akutagawa never asked him how it felt for the orphanage headmaster to die Atsushi would have never told him that he’s been hallucinating.

In the omake where Kyoka asks him why his hair is like that it’s clear he wouldn’t have told her that unless she had asked.

In 55 minutes Atsushi very briefly mentions sleeping on a dirty floor somewhere to Kunikida because he was trying to explain and justify his behavior.

And the thing is that there are scenes that implies that the other characters see Atsushi behaving strangely and are visibly confused because they do not understand what’s wrong with him.

Remember, we as an audience get to see things about characters that the main cast doesn’t. Just because we see into Atsushi’s mind doesn’t mean the other characters know what’s going on in there.

Also little footnote here that I think this is a reference to the moon over the mountain but I digress

[dairyocchi]

i desperately need knb (kuroko’s basketball) to get a popularity resurgence 😕 like where are all the haikyuu and other sports anime girlies at you’ll love knb trust

[nicollekidman]

season six spuffy is also nuts bc spike is clearly like. please just tell me i’m good and let me sit at your feet on the off chance you want to give me scraps and buffy WANTS to hold his leash (and yank on it) and she wants him to bite her hand so she has an excuse to hit him except. that sort of urge would upend the status quo (not just in their relationship but again, the bedrock the slayer/vampire dynamic is built upon) so instead spike has to play the corrupting influence to buffy’s reluctant and seduced white knight and it doesn’t fit either of them anymore!!!!!!!! spike says “you belong here in the shadows with me” but it sounds like “i accept you for all that you are and nothing in the dark could resist you” spike says “stop me” but it sounds like “tell me what you want” spike says “look at your friends and tell me you don’t like getting away with this” and it sounds like “isn’t this fun isn’t this worth Being Alive”

[mother-ofthe-universedraws]

How fucking DARE HE make Ford get rid of his Axolotl I will destroy him with my bare hands!

[mossy-aro]

why do allos insist on viewing relationships in the most boring ways imaginable

[biblically-accurate-soup]

fun. (the band) really dropped like three songs in 2012 that permanently altered my brain chemistry and then fucked off to god knows where

[offkilterkeys]

I don’t know how to feel about this Eridan because reasons.

[wormdebut]

MARCH MICROFIC - PIN ME, MOUNT ME

@steddiemicrofic | PROMPT: pin | WORD COUNT: 388 | Rated: E | CW: dom/sub dynamics

——

Look. Listen.

Maybe Eddie Munson pinning him up against a wall with nothing but a broken bottle and the fear of a non-existent god in his eyes did something for him, alright?

Things have changed for Steve since the world almost ended a fourth fucking time.

And most of that has to do with Eddie.

So if the fact that Eddie is currently biting marks into Steve’s skin, is surprising…it really shouldn’t be.

“Pin me.” Steve’s voice is quiet, but Eddie hears the plea anyway.

Eddie laughs low, against Steve’s skin, before leaning back. “What?”

“Like you did in the—“

He’ll never get tired of Eddie’s smirk, the way his eyes glint when he’s figured something new out about Steve.

“Like the boathouse? Oh, Stevie. Baby.”

Steve will never admit to making the sound he does as one of Eddie’s gorgeous fucking hands found its way around his throat. The other grips against his hip and shoves, forcing Steve against the wall.

Yeah this—he loves this.

“God, you’re just fucking perfect aren’t you baby boy.” Eddie growls into his ear.

And—Steve isn’t perfect. He sure as hell doesn’t think so.

But he is whatever Eddie wants him to be.

He moans as Eddie mouths at the soft skin behind his ear. His voice breaks when he feels teeth.

“God—fuck. Perfect for you.” He breathes. Eddies hand around his throat tightens, just a little.

“Yes you are, precious. A perfect fucking slut for me, aren’t you.”

Eddie forced his leg between Steve’s. Steve can’t do anything other than grind down.

Eddie continues, “You’d let me do anything to you, wouldn’t you angel? Pin you and mount you on a wall like a gorgeous fucking butterfly.”

“Yes yes—fuck Eddie please just—“

Lips crash into his own and Steve sees stars.

The only thing better than kissing Eddie Munson is—

“Fuck me, Eddie please. Please.” He pleads, begs.

Needs it.

Eddie laughs against his lips. “Right in the hallway?”

Steve pushes forward, against Eddie’s hand, before nipping at his bottom lip. “Yes. Need you.”

Eddie’s hand leaves his throat and Steve mourns the loss. It’s only temporary though, he runs a finger over Steve’s cheekbone and smiles. It’s soft, a break in this familiar facade he puts on whenever they get up to something like this.

“Whatever you need, little butterfly.”