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kerryweaverlesbian · 1 year ago
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Remembering when a guy told me he had a crush on me and I said "I'm a lesbian" and then he tried to get me to commiserate with him about it. "Aw that's so sad for me that you're gay :'(". Get a grip lol.
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paintedcrows · 7 months ago
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Revelations - Little peek at a longer continuation to my Stan & Bill accidental internet buddies comic!
After the reveal, Stan initially doesn't want to tell Ford his (former) internet best friend was Bill Cipher, because he doesn't want him to worry. Stan later doesn't want to tell Ford because he (and Bill) would rather die.
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lotus-pear · 2 months ago
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dancing in starlight fits go hard asl 💯 (ref)
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schrutexbucks · 10 months ago
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now that iwtv has hit a new audience from netflix i figured now was a good a time as any for another round of favorite tweets of the week 5/xx
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platoapproved · 11 months ago
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louis + cruelty
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clownsuu · 10 months ago
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God I love the insane amounts of d r i p Stanley just casually wears
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egophiliac · 2 months ago
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sorry guys, you're like twenty feet from shore, you're basically dead already.
(also I choose to believe that Malleus just spends the rest of the event with ham on his face. it's better that way.)
(seriously, I can't wait for this poor couple to excitedly get all dressed up in their wedding best and embark on the most romantic day of their lives, only to suddenly have Malleus Draconia pop up out of nowhere, covered in ham and Grim spit, and scream "BOAT! BOAT! LA LA LA" while gently misting them with a dinky little novelty water gun...in the name of LOVE)
(this event is amazing)
(RIP Grim though)
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keferon · 5 months ago
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Don’t mind me I just like to see him go bananas about cartoonish Autobot rules
Maaan…..if Prowl was in tfp he would spontaneously combust at least once a day
#maccadam#transformers#prowl#tf prowl#there is no Prowl in Tfp so Optimus can pull all kinds of heroic cartoonish bullshit#and only Ratchet actually calls him out on it#but Ratchet also kinda has soft spot for Optimus#Op does sad eyes and Ratchet is like okay okay sorry I understand#Prowl would see the whole situation and lose his marbles immediately ahahahah#lol hey hey you. two people who read tags. imagine little au realquick#Autobots find the escape pod with Smokescreen right#but there’s two bots instead of one#back on the base humans look at the new guys and like#Smokey is fun and energetic and eager for heroism and adventure#and then there’s Prowl. The final boss. The ultimate MOM.#He makes one step into base and immediately starts scolding Optimus and everyone except for Ratchet#agent Fowler listens to him talking and decides that Prowl is his favorite autobot#damn. Prowl would SO not approve keeping humans around. Kids would hate him#but also he would be completely right. Because by keeping humans that close Autobots basically show that the humans can be used as leverage#against them you know.#He would immediately suggest getting rid of kids and hiring actual competent adults instead. So all hacking can be done by professionals#and all infiltrating can be done by people who are at least old enough to drink you know#yea kids would haaaate him so much#he would also build make all kinds of little annoying gadgets bc I have read Covenant of Primus and tfp Prowl is smart like that#he would be going around sticking trackers on every enemy he fights#and then triangulating Cons positions by the coordinates where their signals stop tracking#bc Nemesis blocks them#He would also keep sending Smokey to ghost through walls and steal all kinds of valuable shit from Megsy#they would be such a menace together#man this is getting kinda long I should probably stop
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digitalmyyth · 5 months ago
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Remembering how fun he is to draw
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bruciemilf · 5 days ago
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There’s something pretty funny about Bruce being JL’s emergency fake boyfriend. It all starts with Hal, because all wonderfully chaotic things do.
Hal: My dad’s having a BBQ with his insufferable pilot friends and they're all ‘quiet about politics’. I need you to pretend we've been married for 10 years.
Bruce: 😐
Clark: So I kind of told my parents I've been dating you after they asked me ‘what kind of friends are you’, and I said ‘the kind that kiss and hold hands’ because I panicked
Bruce:
Clark: I'm so sorry but please, please come to dinner this Sunday. I’ll tell them you broke up with me later!
Bruce: I don't want to break up with you.
Clark: REALLY?! I MEAN— Really! I can do the break up, no problem. Not that I WANT to break up with you. I'd never.
Bruce: You’ll tell them you had a long term affair behind my back. With Batman.
Clark: You’re absolutely evil sometimes, you know that?
Bruce: The plot required conflict.
Barry: So, I kinda forgot to tell my dad I’m not straight. I want him to have a soft introduction before I bring HAL home.
Bruce: Alright.
Barry: Wow! That was fast.
Bruce: I have a deep-seated fear of denying my younger peers.
The only issue? JL is hosting a family night and they all sorta kinda forgot to tell their parents they stopped “dating” Bruce.
The parents are fighting over him.
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yootato · 4 months ago
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mr silver fox once again <3
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eggsdrawings · 9 months ago
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the kaminari and mina friendship is underutilized and i think we need to change that
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erabu-san · 8 months ago
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Some sketcheeees
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:p
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springseventeen · 2 months ago
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Lewis Pullman talks Thunderbolts*
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bacchuschucklefuck · 3 months ago
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a totem pole of hopeful idiots
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