#anti yaoi shipping

[gretasworld]

Some fujoshis and sicktards keep saying Lyudmill was gay with Alucard judging from the way Lyudmill spoke to Alucard.They argue that Nocturne of Recollection is not fully canon therefore Mariacard cannot be canon.

Newsflash # Nocturne was released by Konami and it is canon. Its a sequel of SoTn. So is Mariacard.

Lets tell you something idiots. Lyudmill was a servant older to Alucard and loyal to Lisa for her help to his villagers. He had good terms with Lisa who he respected. Naturally, her little son would be seen from a place of respect and adoration by a servant. This is servant attitude. People who donot keep servants and butlers in their homes donot know the way servants are supposed to speak to their masters as subordinates. We keep servants in this part of the world, we know their mannerisms well.

Lyudmill was doing exactly that. He came to seek refuge in Deacula castle because his home village was destroyed and he had nobody to return to. He was upset with his mistress Lisa's death and saw that Lisa's son needed support. So from that stand point, he handled Alucard. He was indebted to Lisa for her help that led him to show his gratitude with servicing Alucard aftee Lisa's death.

Alucard is even suggested by Lyudmill to learn to weave garland for wooing girls just like he and fellas in his village used to. If this servant was gay for the dhamphir, he would not suggest making garlands for girls or steer Alucard in the direction of girls.

Lyudmill later on turns evil, looses faith in humanity and becomes a vampire. Alucard is presented with blood of Lyudmil by the incubus Marcus after 300 years of not seeing him. Marcus aims to try to bring out Alucard's vampiric side which Lisa shut out of her son carefully.

At the end of the story, when Lyudmill is dying, he says goodbye to Alucard with the words " see you in next life master ". Now this part, the shippers say, is gay/ bi. We say it is not at all gay/bi. Because when you are dying and you know it and you have people you know well, around you, you are bound to get sentimental. You are leaving. It was the case for Lyudmill too. His time was finished hence the last words " see you in next life ". These words is reflection of japanese religious and cultural beliefs of reincarnation. Shintos and Buddhists believe in seeing one another in the next life. Writers of Nocturne of Recollection wrote Lyudmill's lines from this standpoint. They ended his demise nicely instead of giving him a brash painful passing with gagging noise.

Now, when a friend or a known person of yours die infront of you, are you not going to be upset or sad due to the death of that person? Or are you going to party with cake? Alucard being sad after Lyudmill's tragic death was doing just that. He was greiving a known man's death. Very normal thing to do. Nothing sexual or romantic here. Just humaneness.

Fujoshis and gay shippers call this gesture of Alucard romantic greiving. They use the Aludmil to proove that the dhamphir is gay/bi even.in the canon. We say " boot your own faces " because these pro yaoi weirdos do not see simple interactions for what they are and twist and queerize anything and everything. The Aludmil horseshit doesnot exist except in your heads you sickos. Donot use this as a reference to support bloody woke netflixvania Alucard situation.. Because shortly after the moment of grieving Lyudmill, Alucard comes to walk with Maria onto a field of white flowers and he regrets not knowing how to make flowers to woo her. He recalls the moment Lyudmill suggested him to learn making flowers which he realizes much later, that he should have. Do you see the romantic feeling working for Lyudmill here? No. Why would Alucard be thinking of a girl and flower if he had romantic feelings for a servant? He would because he had no romance for Lyudmill thats why. As the dialogues of Alucard suggest, his focus was on the flowers, comparing the short life of humans with his own.eternal life, and Maria, not a servant. He then awkwardly opens up to Maria, proceeds to share his life story with her.

Say, even if the servant was gay for his master, this was never suggested to be same from the side of Alucard. Nowhere in Nocturne. In none of his dialogues.

Jealous yaoi shippers can go to hell. Maybe its time you change the way you view things and match stuff with reality a bit more.

[eeeppygirly56]

I literally believe they would've kissed in some scenes it's so odd seeing people say they actually have such a romantic vibe yes problematic things can be implied. They are just and so implied I can't deal with antis arguing it isn't. Even through I don’t like the ship it’s just implied so much

[profounddefendorcrusade-blog]

I feel bad for Starlo. (pt. 7)

Staroba is... not my cup of tea.

Still can't get over the fact Ceroba showed so little empathy for Star. It becomes even worse when you remember she started lecturing him ALL while wanting to take Clover's soul herself and lied to his face just so she could later betray the kid. At least Star tried to fix things. She started digging deeper and deeper into her plan and in the end got forgiven really easily.

I keep thinking Ceroba sees Starlo as a childish little bro or smth and even mentions how the reason she chose Chujin was because he was "mature." Yeah he WAS more serious in terms of personality but everyone's different. Chujin wasn't morally perfect anyway

'Back when I was a naive kid, kinda like you' and 'hey, it's science. your brain is still developing' rub me the wrong way. Basically what I got from this is how she thinks only someone childish and emotionally underdeveloped would consider a relationship with Starlo

Ceroba seems to view Star as a "poor naive manchild" who needs babysitting. She feels so bad for him that she'd sometimes tag along with his antics but won't hide the annoyance most of the time.

She'll also spare him from his feelings getting hurt, which is nice but it's not her honest opinion:

She seems to show little appreciation for what he tried to do for her even though they're supposedly best pals. She says how she's been burying her sorrows in the saloon but not how spending time there even slightly cheered her up.

She envies Star's optimism but imo it sounded more like an adult envying a kid's naivety than one adult admiring the other.

And APPARENTLY the time she spent with Clover in Steamworks cheered her up a little but not what Star's been doing for her for months.

heck she didn't even notice he had been doing it for her. too stuck in her sorrows, probably

I think the reason for this is because the Steamworks reminded her of Chujin and Kanako and the life they used to have. Btw, she loved Chujin waaaay too much (and even though he's gone now she still doesn't think she'll ever be with anyone else except Chujin, she's proud of Chujin for a useless award, she still calls Chujin 'her love,' she keeps talking about Chujin's legacy and how Asgore and everyone else never believed in him), to the point she stubbornly supported him without question, only (maybe) seeing him more realistically at the end of pacifist. I just feel like Ceroba doesn't take Starlo seriously. It's not that she doesn't care about him at all, but… she definitely doesn't get him.

For these reasons, I'm not a fan of staroba.

[ver-slxt]

yeah, your toxic yaoi ship is cool…

BUT

have you shipped the OG?

they fuck

HARD

[memecatwings]

ive been seeing a lot of anti zosan posts in the tag recently hey do any of you guys wanna come over so we can argue and then make out?

[okzoomies]

relic from my archives back when twitter was having a normal one

"it's not that deep" but consider that it really really is

[aquarian-airhead]

"ship responsibly" ??? what are you the fucking fujOSHA+

[toxicsludgeyaoi]

Toxic Sludge Yaoi Tournament: Prismo/Scarab/Lich (Fionna and Cake) Vs Dirkjake (Homestuck)

(No image provided for Prismo/Scarab/Lich. Vote for whichever you like more.)

Propaganda under cut. Note: spoilers for these medias may be below.

Prismo/Scarab/Lich propaganda

"Charismatic fanfic writer x two guys that are super awkward at parties for different reasons. Okay but seriously these guys fuck"

Dirkjake propaganda

"they are the definition of autism to autism miscommunication. neither of them want to actually be in a relationship with each other yet they stay together. because they're all either of them has ever known."

"Dirk and Jake date for like five months and then they break up because Dirk was too clingly and Jake was too ignoring everyone. They break up while Jake is doing drugs and saying he's going to marry two of their other friends and have a million babies. They talk on screen one time in canon and it's them breaking up. Dirk also made a robot that beats up Jake."

[itbe-jess]

A little public service announcement:

If you ship RayFrog, or call any mlm ships "yaoi," I want your nasty asses to block me right away! You're not welcomed here! Don't want you looking, touching, or breathing on any of my Rayman posts! 🖕

[specterthief]

also i'm not going to pretend dunmeshi doesn't have some m/m shippers ignoring the plot for shipping but normally when i see people say that it's in response to m/m shipping just. existing

[onedumbasscow]

I just want to say that i think d3stiel is a nice enough ship but omg some of yall really need to stfu

[musclesandhammering]

Destiel girlies: If castiel had been in a female vessel all along EVERYONE would ship destiel 🙄🤷‍♀️😏!!!

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If castiel had been in a female vessel all along y’all wouldn’t ship it 🫢

[vixythemeaniefukei]

Hi there you will call me Vixy

He/they please

Please excuse my sarcasm and rudeness I swear I’m a nice person but antis get on my nerves ‼️‼️‼️ (don’t worry I use tone tags a lot)

I can tell the difference between fiction and reality and I fully believe that fiction does not affect reality, however there are some cases where people cannot tell the difference and I truly pity them ☹️ so please always be educated!!

I like screwed up media with intense themes

I think that should be enough to tell you my stances and if not I will make you guess /j

I’m a fudanshi too (or fukei bc I like that term but it’s not as common) (not in the “rotten” way but in a “proper/respectable” way and same for my fujo sisters too 🫡)

Ok with l/li and sh/ta even tho I fucking hate kids irl /j

Also rq friendly as long as you’re not actively harming people in the process irdc what you identify as

I don’t really have a dni but any kind of anti (ship, yaoi, loli/shot/kod, para, rq, etc) (except for anti censorship) are not allowed on this blog and I won’t hesitate to block your dumbass immediately if you wanna try and start shit on my blog 😊🩷 oh and any basic bigots aren’t allowed either I love making them mad like TERFs (remember guys it’s always morally right to make a terf mad)

That’s all I got really and I hope you are a fellow Proshitter that the antis won’t shut the fuck up about 🤪🥰😘 let’s all just vibe together and enjoy our screwed up shit in peace without any fancops/fiction dictators in sight

[beefbloodcinnamonrolls]

Someone would make a ship out of this.

[deathnoteforrealjustice]

mod beyond ref sheet!! >.<

-mod beyond

[problematicbots]

I don't usually like to compared ships but personally think Senstar(or whatever Sentinel X Starscream ship is called) is ten times a lot more fun than Starop since similar to Megop, Starop have the major problem of infantilized one character for the other character to protect to the point they have no agency of their own and need the other character to protect them all the time which unintentionally disrespect both characters in the progress.

Senstar on the other hand doesn't seen don't have this problem since it pairing two characters that are somewhat controversial one way or another way. which made it a far more compelling enemy to lovers ship to me especially if it during the whole arresting cons on earth.

Do you know how funny it be if they both have a crush or at least develop a crush on each other and they don't understand or are very frustrated to why they can't take this one guy down for their own cause.

Maybe them being forced to work together to get out of a specific place, not wanting to talk to each other at all the whole time but having no choice since turn out cave slience is very unbearable to both of them, maybe finding out a bit about each other and Starscream maybe flirting with Sentinel a bit since he does find Sentinel a bit attractive and Sentinel is just like: ???? * angry Bisexual confusion* or maybe Sentinel just suck up the flirting at first since he does like the praise then he's like "wait a minute you're a con" and immediately go back to hating every moment of basically being trapped with the enemy and being unable to to killed him for some reason. Him acting like he didn't just enjoy the praise a minute ago and no he definitely not blushing a bit! He is since he also find Starscream attractive too .

I don't know I just find this ship very fun to explore since it not like Optimus where he see the good in everyone even Starscream or whatever...and you can already to see where this is going.. Senstar is a bit more unpredictable.