#anyone?!

[athofear]

hey. candy cane post. two more posts are due, but later.

in the process of writing out all of the relationships and family dynamics. im cooking.

[rheingoldweg12a]

Really playing the dark "What if..." Game here.

So WHAT IF Roman had his head in the game for 1 minute in Season 4 and made a different choice in Honeymoon States. WHAT IF he supported Gerri in keeping the CEO position having more than just slightly sinister motives.

WHAT IF he blackmailed her into tanking the deal with him, pushing Kendall out and then make him King of the shit show while she is forced to go back to be a relaible filing cabinet under him. Always available for a little bit of fun...

And WHAT IF he managed to make her believe his threats but it's all just a facade because Roman Roy doesn’t know shit about apologizing and he's still hurt and grieving and he's desperate af. WHAT IF he thinks that's the only way to get her back and keep her close.

And WHAT IF I want to read about this so much...

WHAT IF indeed...

[jenevawashere]

Does anyone who follows me get this joke? It’s ok if you don’t. I just thought I’d share this silly thing I made

[ignorant-rat-carcass]

But like, what’s even the point of the porn/bot accounts follow-attack all of a sudden?

Where do they come from? Why now? What do they want? Do they actually get anything out of it?

Does anyone?!

[paintedcrows]

Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)

[itsdappleagain]

jesus no

[wormspoodle]

idk has someone done this yet

[professorllayton]

wish $20 was $20 again.... it's literally $5. if ur fucking lucky

[great-and-small]

My grandfather and my godfather (a beloved neighbor and dear family friend) had a long standing bet- for one dollar- about who would die first. Both of them being slightly pessimistic (in the funny way), they both insisted that they themselves would be the first to die. Any time my grandfather had a health scare, he’d gleefully call up my godfather to boast that he’d be passing “any day now” and he was sure to win the bet. It was a big family joke and they were always amiably sparring and comparing notes about who was in worse shape, medically speaking.

When my grandfather was in hospice care dying of liver cancer, my godfather was quite ill also. It took him great effort to make the journey to see his dying friend. As he came into the room, supported by a family member, he shuffled to my grandpa’s bedside and silently handed him a dollar bill. He was ceding his loss of the bet, as they both knew who was going first. My grandpa had been in quite bad shape for a while and was no longer able to speak but let me tell you he snatched that dollar with unexpected strength and literally laughed aloud. He knew exactly what the gesture meant and he couldn’t help but find the humor within the grief. It was the last time any of us heard my grandpa laugh, as he passed shortly after.

When I talk about my appreciation for “dark humor” I’m not so much thinking about edgy jokes, but rather the human instinct to somehow, impossibly, both find and appreciate the absurdity that is so often folded into the profound grief of life and death. When I tell this story I think it kind of perturbs people sometimes, but it’s honestly one of my favorite memories about two men I really deeply admired. I could never hope for anything more than for my loved ones to remember me laughing until the very end, and taking joy in a little joke as one of my final acts.

[sirompp]

hi. i made some images.

feel free to take them and use for whatever you may need them for. no credit required

[clickityweasel]

had a real life "and everybody clapped" moment and im still reeling. spent the rest of the ride comparing butterfly pics with the old lady next to me trying to identify it

[rheingoldweg12a]

Just rewatched Episode 5 of Season 3 “Retired Janitors of Idaho” because for some reason I loved that one a lot. And yeah, apparently I’m a sucker for barely-there restrained protective Roman Roy. How he asks Greg if “Um, is this business or just friendly?” to keep his cousin from bothering Gerri. It’ such a small scene but I live for shit like this. 

[thatdelusionalnerd]

ATTENTION TUMBLR

CHOCOLATE GUY'S BIRTHDAY IS IDES OF MARCH

[lykoiii]

she looks like a mouse from a children's book. to me

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[podcastwizard]

cashier: ok that'll be $20

me (visibly sweating): ah, yes, of course! a perfectly reasonable price for a grilled cheese and a small smoothie! that was exactly the price i expected you to say when i ordered a single grilled cheese and a smoothie and my vision is NOT getting blurry as we speak! i am a perfectly normal temperature and my speech patterns are natural and even because this is the countenance of an individual who expected to pay 20 american dollars for a single grilled cheese and a smoothie!

cashier: where's all that blood coming from