#anyways thanks for coming to my dumbass Ted talk

[abnormallyo-a-k]

I'm back pushing my terricky agenda onto you all- what do you know about them? what do you knOW about thEM?? anyway i love them with all my heart and here's my design notes on this -

so this is pre-betrayal. don't ask me the timeline, I may have the timeline but I'm not placing this anywhere First and foremost, on the left- it's not coloured and wont be because I'm lazy but Nicky is wearing Terry's purple sweater, and Terry is wearing a Glenn Close Trio shirt that Nicky has had for years at this point On one of Nicky's many necklaces is a guitar pick, one of the first ones Glenn gave him after he remembered both timelines. He turned it into a necklace to always keep on him, even when they fight and argue. Terry is wearing one of those tight-knit fishnet undershirts with an open chest (saw an image on Pinterest of it and went with it) with one of those sheer mesh cropped shirts over top. His big ass goth ass coat is lacking details again bc lazy but it definitely has a lot more pockets and buckles on it. And yes, Goth Terry is Canon to Me and he absolutely would do some really cool ass punk inspired makeup on Nicky or try out different trad goth makeup ideas on him for fun. Nicky, in turn, paints his nails. Typically they were always black, but occasionally they'd be red or purple or what have you if they felt a lil spicy. Terry also only wears upside down cross jewelry so that normal cross necklaces don't bother Nicky, because you know,,, demon

Also Nicky's tail is wrapped around Terry's leg because he's fruity I stand on the fact that Nicky crushed and fell first and Terry did not realize for a Very Long time because he's a fucking Dumbass and I love him for it

thank you for coming to my Ted (Terricky) Talk, I'll see you again another time when I crawl from the void

[sa1-13]

So, the voices of brainrot won so I had to put this into words cause I have been thinking about this idea for about… two hours now and I HAVE to put it out there.

The character I was thinking about was a Sonadow fan kid Void made by the wonderful @emthimofnight . Go check out all of her work, it’s absolutely divine! Her stuff is what ultimately inspired me to start drafting my own Sonadow fan kid.

Anyways, I, the romance writer that I am, was trying to think of how the actual hell a romance Void would even come about. A TL;DR summary on Void as a character: Void is narcissistic, greedy, selfish, born and raised villain with a god-complex so massive it makes Mystic Messenger’s Rika’s complex look angelic by comparison. A romance between him and… well- literally anyone- would never work. Despite his good looks, no romance would get past the other person’s attempts to initiate as, in Emthimofnight’s own words on Void on a post about their character’s reactions to being confessed to, “He just assumes it is natural for someone to be attracted to him… …whether he actually reciprocates is entirely determined by what he could get out of the person confessing.”

However, in my continuous back and forth with myself, I kept coming back to the second and third words used to describe him, greedy and selfish. The reason being was that I technically already knew how to make a character like that enthralled into a romance thanks to a manga called, “Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-Kun!”.

To keep myself from completely spoiling one of my, at the time of writing this post, two favourite archs in the whole manga, I’ll just describe the way the mangaka makes the greedy and selfish character fall in love with the object of their affection: B gives A a smack to the face with reality that their is someone above them, A’s sudden confusion and yet fascination with this new complete stranger who just broke into their head, the fascination leading to A trying to get B, only for B to be constantly putting themselves just out of reach A’s grasp, driving A to only want B more, finally, both dumbasses are into this so it keeps going.

The second step onwards aren’t exactly hard to to imagine happening, as they are just natural consequences of both characters’s writing, leading both characters to make to follow step after step. It was just that first step that was putting me in a bind. What in the hell would you have to do to make Void even consider you to be better than him? So, I kept trying to go back to what gave him the god complex in the first place. It was his ability to fight, right?

That’s when it hit me: someone just has to beat him in a fight.

Before you say that’s impossible, firstly, nothing is truly impossible in writing, secondly, if we’re talking about fighting, if someone is just as gifted as him that has done more training than him, bitch is getting his ass handed to him. People with god-complexes often either stop, or never started with gifted people, improving themselves in the area that gave them the god-complex in the first place. It’s why villains with them are defeated more often than ones without them.

Just imagining Void deeper and deeper into all consuming, rather obsessive, love that slowly drives to actually start getting stronger and stronger, while literally everyone watches in object horror, and as those who try to control him try to force him to stop, the end up giving up their hand, making Void doing the most selfish and greedy thing he could have ever done in that situation, leaving. That kind of stuff is what I live for.

Anyway’s, thank you for coming to my TED Talk, Imma go pass out now.

[merotwst]

man i feel bad when people mistake leona for dumb and being an airhead because he's been held back. he doesnt do ir because he doesn't want to. he chooses to stay in the same year. he's literally one of the most brilliant people in the game. u cant just pull off something like his entire plan in book 2 with two working braincells. before i thought leona was the type ho wouldn't know the first thing about technology but the game proved me wrong because canonically during VDC when the whole overblot thing happened, LEONA was the only one among them who could find the backup files when everything was destroyed by vil. the man BACKED UP the files yo in case something went wrong which is pretty clever and further proves my point. i think he also posted on magicam when the tsums arrived or something tho not too sure about that. he's done a loooot of smart things throughout the game. his octavinelle sabotage, the way he handled the ferrymen, man READS books and it's canon, he studies chess which is funky because i do that but with scrabble (he's ultimately way cooler than i am cuz idk how chess works) but anyway ANYWAY pls stop saying leona is a dumbass, illiterate, stupid guy :((( he really isn't. he's a genius who just chooses not to put it to use cuz he believes it's not worth doing (idk others have posted about this part i wont elaborate on it anymore).

thank u for coming to my ted talk

[cringeandproudx3]

dude. your an embarrassment to real systems. mixed origins and endos not real, it's ableism and appropriation. It was literally coined on tiktok. Also you can't make headmates, that's literally racist. and fictives are not a thing that's delusionil. Also, the creator of that song Mezmeriser is probably not liking that you have a ""fictive"" of them.

TW TW this stupid ass ask is anti endo and ableist Also swearing in my answer bc I do that⚠️⚠️⚠️

GUYS GUYS!! I got my first anon hate!! Are you proud of me??

Anyways, let's unpack how fucking wrong this is.

First of all, you're* fucking cry Abt it whiny bitch

Second, we're not an embarrassment to real systems because we are a real system.

Third, mixed origins and endos are real! It's not ableism, we literally are disabled. We're physically disabled, which I'd prefer to not dump on that since it's a bit personal to some of us including me, and we're neurodivergent. It's also not ableism because it's not hurting other disabled people; we're not claiming to have a disorder when we dont. Which, we don't btw, we're a nondisordered system. Also not appropriating, bc wtf are we appropriating exactly?? NOTHING.

Fourth, the term "endogenic system" wasn't coined on tiktok at all. C'mon, you're embarrassing other anti endos, I actually kinda feel bad for them. Surface level knowledge.

Fifth, you can make headmates, and how tf is that racist?? I assume you're talking Abt the age old "tulpamancy is appropriation!!" Panic, but we don't even have tulpas.. (also tulpamancy and tulpagenic systems ARENT appropriative or racist??) Our few created headmates were made utilizing other ways.

Sixth, fictives are real?? Even other anti endos know this, bitch. Also okay okay, being blatantly ableist after accusing us of being ableist, nice approach dumbass! Literally, fictives arent inherently delusional, delusional should not be used as an insult either because there is nothing wrong with being delusional!!!!

Seventh, satsuki/32ki doesn't know who the fuck we are, who Mezku is, and probably never will because the world is big. He also probably doesn't even know about/that much about plurality at all, and he certainly doesn't give a shit that some random Internet bitch discreetly has a fictive from their MASSIVELY POPULAR song. Also, your wording sucks, because Mezku isn't a fictive of Satsuki himself, zris a fictive of Miku from the song.

Tldr; this fucker doesn't even know shit about plurality AT ALL, not just endogenic plurality, is ableist (intentionally or not), a hypocrite, and is probably an embarrassment to anti endos as well. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk!

Ares 💿

[amazingdeadfish]

If shadowpuppet were to get married at some point, who would propose? How? And how would the other react? (I use the translate sorry if it's wrong)

Well... Well... Well...

I cannot help but indulge in answering this.

I like to think that if Mayor and Macaque were to somehow how get on good terms again, and actually somehow start dating, they would end up regularly giving gifts to each other.

And by that I basically mean they try to constantly one up each other.

Giving gifts and trying to make it more meaningful and more significant and more extravagant from the one the other hand gave them before. It's a brutal battle that both of them know neither can win. Regardless, they tend to go wild.

At some point, over the years as their relationship develops, they will indeed talk about marriage. Neither of them want to just propose out of the blue. And so both of them agree that the idea of marriage is nice. Because both of them are quite keen on having a ceremony to celebrate the two of them and only the two of them (but it's just mostly Macaque that thought that way. Because he likes the attention. Mayor on the other hand just wants to go wild with planning the wedding).

Now, that's just the establishing information.

The proposal actually happens when Mayor finally decided to buy a ring and pop the question. The 'ultimate gift' if you will. One to top all others and undoubtedly win the little compitition that had lasted for years.

And so on a date night (the setting is up to you), Mayor simply hands Macaque the ring box, and say it's a gift.

Macaque, the dumbass he is, accepts it carelessly and thinks that it's going to be a dumb gift inside the small box. One that would make him laugh. Probably a silly looking enamel pin or, a weird toy that Mayor found at the dollar store that they thought Macaque would find amusing.

And then Macaque opens it and sees the ring.

And then Mayor goes down on one knee and pops the question, amongst lots of frilly words to butter Macaque up. And guess what? Macaque says yes. Why wouldn't he?

How the wedding plays out is up to you to imagine.

But anyways, are they really going to get married though? Perhaps those two aren't actually the type to actually get married through human mortal customs. In fact...

Demonic mates are still an option, right?

Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

[alliswyattonthewesternfront]

all three of my jeans needed repair, and as i said previously... i am not trying on new jeans til i have to.

this is my oldest pair, a New York and Company size 12 that are NOT longs but manage to touch my heels. they even puddle at the bottom!

they have thus far not gotten any truly bad tears bc whenever i notice a worn spot a try and strengthen the weave with denim thread. there was a small hole in the crotch (again) because I live under the boot-heel of fat pussy oppression

these size 34 (US 18) Joe's jeans were a gift from an acquaintance that ran a secondhand store and apparently retail for close to $200??? my dumbass LUNGED in these for some reason and tore the ass.

they are super soft/stretchy denim, and though still in great condition, being second-hand means they were already a bit worn around the seams. hopefully, this patch holds long enough i can get some good mileage out of these. if i can't, i will simply distress them with a cheese grater and let my ass hang out apocalypse style

and finally: my black American Eagle jeans (size 10). these are getting worn and pilled thanks to chub rub. reinforced these with black canvas on the interior. might get another year out of these because i've done this numerous times until the canvas wears through as well, and eventually they will be more canvas than denim.

but now you see why i put off buying jeans. it's such an ordeal to find a pair that fits because sizing is so arbitrary. and even though you KNOW it is arbitrary, it still gets to you because you've got to try on SO MANY pairs to find one that fits (and fits well) it's hard to keep up morale. the fact i can wear anywhere from a size 10 to a size 18 is ridiculous, and since two of these pairs i have owned for almost a decade i can pretty much guarantee the size chart for the brand is different now. that's not even taking into account my weird body shape and how hard it is to find flattering off-the-rack clothing.

anyways thanks for coming to my Ted Talk. sew your clothes.

[luridce]

my dummy headcanons for the yee yee ass haircut man, that I want to get off my chest:

✩ his real name is Ido - created this from his hero name pronunciation "Nīdorusutā".

✩ before joining and getting kicked out of the Blizzard Group, and becoming a professional hero on his own, he definitely was involved in some gang (the delinquent vibes?). Inevitably did a 180 and became a hero... because our man is good deep down inside🖤

✩ maybe worked in security? or like a chauffeur for a gang boss at some point? Anyways, any job he did was cut short because of "disciplinary issues" a.k.a. him not being able to take orders and listen to his superiors if he thinks it's not the right thing.

✩ chews bubblegum when he feels like smoking (wants to quit smoking). Get's lowkey annoyed when working with other heroes who smoke right in front of him (lmao Zombieman pls it's not healthy for you, sweetheart!).

✩ kept the suit he got from the Blizzard Group. Had to return it after being kicked out, but didn't because he's a little shit lol.

✩ wears safety pins as earrings to show solidarity with those who are marginalized, believes in "all lives are equally valuable". So I think most of his attitude/arguments with others stem from seeing people treated badly (e.g. probably wasn't a fan of newbie-crushing that the Blizzard Group did).

✩ thinks he's a smartass, but probably barely finished school lol. Maybe has street smarts? A little bit of physics knowledge, because he has to estimate the trajectory of his mace?

✩ idk but I think he has like... a million tattoos under that suit. Overall, he's very into the punk look, looking alternative and having a "no rules" style. Wears a lot of dark clothing, ripped clothing, boots, maybe has a few t-shirts in 'weirder' colors (e.g. hot pink? lol). Likes studded and spiked jewelry, has a few killer leather jackets. But only wears everything casually, tones it down for hero work.

✩ I think that his good guy side stems from either: 1) growing up on the streets and witnessing poor, weaker people being treated badly (maybe similar mindset to Garou, reacting to the injustice of the world, but choosing to be better); 2) not growing up on the streets, having a good support system and family that helped him form his values (maybe a good, but strict mom? a younger sibling he kinda wants to be a role models for?); 3) no big reasoning behind that, just him being a decent human being.

✩ pierced his own ears with safety pins when he was a teen to impress his delinquent friends. Pierced his ears unevenly though lmao.

✩ is a total tsundere about it, but secretly enjoys working in/belonging to a team. I wanna believe that him and the others (Mizuki, One Shotter, Gearsper) form some sort of a friendship after the MA raid, maybe go out for drinks or something. I love them all so much... I just want them to interact again in the manga 🖤

✩ maybe has some resentment towards the Blizzard Group, but is mainly focused on his own path as a hero. Not the one to badmouth the group or Fubuki behind their backs.

✩ is a regular in one barber shop and goes like once a week lmao like a lot. Keeping his zig zag haircut looking fresh is his top priority. Probably dyed his hair at some point too. Wishing we got a colored version of him in the manga.

✩ keeps his mace and chain next to his bed when sleeping. Curses a lot (says "damn" and "holy crap" in the manga), will call you a dumbass.

✩ and a super dumb last one: sings while driving. Like he's a decent driver, but a horrible singer (thinks he's good though lmao). Telling him to stop will just make him sing louder. Maybe that's the reason he lost his chauffeuring job lmao.

THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY LONG ASS TED TALK OF DUMB HEADCANONS. I AM SORRY I AM OBSESSED WITH A MINOR CHARACTER AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS. MAYBE SOME GOOD OPM ART WILL COME OUT OF THIS OBSESSION.

[echoarts03]

In Defense of Persephone (Lore Olympus)

Many seem to argue that Persephone is portrayed as a bratty, pampered baby in Lore Olympus. I don't agree, to be honest. I love the series and how it portrays her. She's strong, compassionate, empathetic, and avoids conflict as much as she can. (or until someone manages to push her over the edge, which is something I think we can all relate to)

Please keep it civil if you think otherwise, okay, guys? Be adults. I am not here to start a fight, only to discuss why I think some people are wrong about Persephone.

Continuing on reading this means you are going to act maturely as requested of you by me if my opinion isn't like yours. You have been warned.

Point 1: Demeter is a Helicopter Mom

What many people SEEM to forget and/or overlook about Persephone's character is that Demeter was and still is not only a helicopter mom, but she also treated her like a baby up until the day she moved to Olympus. She even went as far as to raise her like one would a mortal, which is brought up in episode 177 during Hermes' backstory on how he met Persephone during the trial.

She is only just now getting a breath of fresh air. She didn't know how to properly adult just yet because Demeter kept her so isolated for almost the entire first two decades of her life. But now she has people like Hades, Hera, Eros, and sometimes even Artimis in the earlier chapters who are helping her figure it out and teach her the way of the world.

Hell, the poor girl didn't even know how to use a PHONE, and Demeter only let her get an email because her school required it.

Point 2: The Act of Wrath

On the topic of the trial, what happened wasn't her fault in the slightest. It wasn’t a kid throwing a tantrum as I have seen people say it was, what happened was a result of disrespectful mortals destroying a sacred ground and pissing off a fertility Goddess who had no control over her powers and wrath.

It wasn't Demeter going. "Ohhh, baby, it's okay, mommy will just pay off the messenger God to stay quiet! That way, there will be no repercussions on your part!" nonoNO, that is NOT how it was! It was Demeter trying to protect Persephone from Zeus' bias towards Demeter, now leaking into a form of bias towards Persephone.

Hades even goes on to explain that Gods make acts of wrath all the time anyways, and as long as they have enough mortals for their amusment, why should this be treated any differently?

It really does go to show how biased Zeus can be, and how just because Persephone was a lesser-known Goddess, he thought it would be okay to treat her as lesser than.

Point 3: Persephone's Kindness

Persephone has gone through a lot of character development, but I think a LOT of people mistake her kindness and openness to help others as childish. She may have started off as childish, but now she is a queen with a loving husband and subjects who also love her too.

What everyone seems to gloss over, however, is her ability to be so ruthless when someone really deserves it, like with Apollo in chapter 98, the photographer who was Hera in disguise in chapter 54, and most recently, Kronos in chapter 206.

Kindness is NOT ignorance in 99% of cases. There can be the occasional dumbass in the mix, sure, but in most cases, kind people are very smart and know when situations require a different approach.

Anywho, thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. Please keep it civil in the comments, and have a good day!

[peternumber4]

nwh gave me So Many Ideas

mcu peter has no friends or family. he's all alone. as much as i want them to fix this (ASAP, one spider boy can only take so much) imagine the POSSIBILITIES

they could introduce harry osborn like they have in the past spiderman franchises. i never talk about it but harry osborn was such a great addition to peter parker's character. the hot, brooding, sarcastic best friend who masks his intelligence, and has major daddy issues. i know ned is sort of the harry replacement in the mcu but i'm greedy so why can't we have both. i imagine they'd meet through either college courses or an internship and become quick friends. peter is in desperate need of a new support system and it could come in the form of a character that is already familiar to previous spiderman fans.

(i know that it's so unlikely that this would happen after green goblin was already introduced in the mcu as a multiversal villain but if every multiverse has a peter, every multiverse has a harry... right? it would be interesting to watch peter struggle to trust harry because his father in an alternate universe was responsible for may's death—and i stand by that whether harry ends up as a villain or an ally)

on the topic of past spiderman movies, it would also be an incredible addition to bring in some gwen stacy action too. obviously not romantically, i love petermj too much for that, but she could join a bonus friend group made up of her, harry, and peter to make up for the one he lost by the spell. also she would balance out harry's bad attitude. i imagine their dynamic would be that of james franco harry osborn, emma stone gwen stacy, and tom holland peter parker. like that would just be so *chefs kiss*

also, one of my favorite possibilities, is that they could bring back HARLEY KEENER. (oh boy am i passionate about this one) the mcu is so incredible and they hardly ever do things without a reason and they brought ty simpkins back for tony's funeral. they brought him back once, WHY NOT BRING HIM BACK AGAIN? imagine him and harley meet (or possibly room together) at a community college in new york and become instant friends. peter is so grateful because he's finally able to find someone that he can be himself with, after losing everyone else he loved and trusted. and little does he know, it's tony's other genius kid

ALSO ALSO ALSO i am in love with the idea of young avengers, correct? there will be a LOng ass post about that to come but in an ideal world, peter and kate bishop would both be part of it. imagine before all of that happens, kate and peter meet somehow (a chance encounter in a coffee shop, a shared college class, running into each other when a villain attacks new york, kate seeking peter out for a new ally—quite literally endless possibilities) and become friends. i can just picture the quips and insults they would send back and forth. just imagine peter being like that one scene in civil war where he won't shut up while fighting sam and bucky, and then kate being like that scene in hawkeye where clint is completely deaf and she keeps trying to talk to him. their combined dumbass energy is incredible and i need it to happen.

anyways thank you for coming to my ted talk, there will be way more to come. i am a little obsessed with mcu if you can't tell and i have So much to say

[zero-braincells-left]

could you describe in depth what ur camp camp fic ideas/headcanons are? you don’t have to but i am intrigued.

ty for asking! at last, an excuse to talk about fic ideas I’ll never fucking write!!

(I feel like everything I’m writing sounded different in my head, but after actually writing it down- why)

so first up, my hc for what happens after camp

no dadvid au, sorry :/

I just don’t think it’s realistic, yknow? and we’ll get into what I think Max’s home life is like later!

but anyways, obviously school comes into play sooner or later- now, for sake of convenience, let’s assume they live in a place where middle school is grades 6, 7, and 8. (Where I live it’s only 7 & 8).

now in my hc Max’s birthday is somewhere in late summer so he’d be 11 right in time for middle school. now with all my hcs for camper ages, this makes Max & Nikki 6th graders, and Neil, Harrison, Preston, and Nerris 7th graders. Dolph is in 3rd grade, space kid in 4th, and Ered & Nurf in their first year of high school.

now, once again for the sake of convenience and “because I said so”, maybe the schools kinda in a smaller town and the school doesn’t have a lot of kids, so they kinda put all the grades together??

does that even happen in real life? no clue, but it’s fucking happening in my au

now I hadn’t thought about this until right now but,, ugh the flowerscouts and woodscouts exist- ok-

Sasha, Erin, and Tabii are 8th graders. Jeremy’s in 7th grade, Snake’s in 8th, Petrol and Pikeman are in high school. if I ever get around to writing a fic im going to ignore the existence of the woodscouts tbh

aLSO, David’s a teaching assistant (specifically for an English class, don’t ask why) at the middle school!

Gwen works as a waitress at a cafe in the town.

ok

that’s ig the setting

also one of the campers made a group chat consisting of max, Nikki, Neil, preston, Nerris, Harrison, and Ered. as discussed in a previous post, I don’t think dolph, space kid, of Nurf have phones

hc time!!

first up: max!

unrelated to most of this but I feel like his first name is indeed Max. his last name is Well. Max Well. i do not think we’ll ever get confirmation on his name so unless it is specifically said otherwise I will accept this as canon. this is a hill I will die on, thank you for coming to my Ted talk

anyways, home life (btw I go off on several unrelated tangents during this so. warning)

hahah

i don’t think his parents are abusive tbh (well, depends on your definition of abuse)

i think the worst physically they’ve done is what most family’s would consider discipline, nothin very excessive tho (personally I do think physical discipline should be considered as abuse, but I am just some dumbass spoiled kid so I’m not the best person to comment on this)

i think they’re just neglectful and a bit emotionally abusive

i think they honestly just don’t really care about him, he just kinda keeps himself alive

idk man

next: Nikki and Neil because I don’t have many opinions on them

imo nothing comes of Carl and candy’s relationship, that was just a one time thing

that’s all the Nikki and Neil related hc I have. that’s it. ok

Preston time!!

ok so when I used to use wAtTpAd I once saw a hc that Preston lives w his grandma, as she’s his only direct relative that is accessible/alive ig

which then brought up the question of “what happens after she dies”

(that may or may not be one of the only few times, if we’re talking about the fic, that i’d actually have an oc be relevant)

ok anyway

lastly: Harrison! :]

you better believe I’ve thought a shit ton abt him. and oh boy do I have an angsty af home life for him

it seems a lot of the fandom decided he kinda got locked away in his room for most of his life and at first I didn’t like the idea but

now that is part of my hc

i think he is locked in his room, so that he “doesn’t hurt anyone”

the door is unlocked when his parents leave for work in the morning so he can go to school and then come back, and the door is locked once one of his parents gets home

they do (semi-regularly) just,, slide some food in the room

they don’t really check on him so a lot of the time he’s there he sneaks out the window to go do basically anything other than be in his room (this, again w the non-existant fic, will normally lead to some shenanigans w the performance trio out somewhere)

i don’t really have opinions on any other characters. and I think we all know damn well that if I write a fic it will end up being Harrison-centric no matter what I try to do

that took so long to type

as my friends would say, “oh god they’re writing another fucking essay”

anyways I didn’t check this for spelling errors so heh mb if there’s any

[starglitterz]

Quill!!! if it's not too intrusive, pls give us your top 10 y/n moments lol!!!!

HAHAHSKDJKJSD omfg who sent this in 😭😭😭 this is so funny tho i'll def do it (shameless plug btw, i have a whole series based on my irl experiences w romance called to all the boys i've loved before [totally original, ik] u should check it out!!)

these aren't in any particular order btw it's just the ones i rmb HAHA also i think these are pretty recent i tried not to include any of the ones i alrdy have in the series 👍

10. when i went for an anime con and i had just arrived, and after taking a pic w this one cosplayer his friend (in a kirito cosplay) came up to me and asked if he could princess carry me for a pic HSKJDK

9. when i visited my highschool for a festival thing and found out that one of my juniors had a crush on me (and still did??) and had told all his friends abt how cute and pretty he thinks i am HAHAHA (a total ego boost tbh someone should have told him that i am actually not all that)

8. being in a love triangle except it wasn't really a triangle it was like my two guy best friends had crushes on me at the same time and had a falling out over me (not to be amy dunne from gone girl but i did always want 2 guys to fight over me GOODBYE)

7. this one guy that was texting me and asking me on a date kept flirting w me and it was so stupidly lame that it was cute

6. going for my college orientation party and having a few guys ask me for my insta (honestly i had never expected this would happen I WAS SO KJASKJDKSJD ABT IT)

5. at the same orientation party some random older guy tried to hit on me so i ran away and this other guy i had met earlier was rlly nice and waited w me until my transport arrived and texted later to ask if i had gotten home safely 🥺 (the bar for men is like 700 feet under the ground)

4. at the anime con (same as earlier) i got kabedoned by this girl cosplaying gojo and she said i looked rlly cute and i nearly collapsed

3. HAHA I CANT BELIEVE I ALMOST FORGOT THIS BUT on my birthday i went on the bus to get home and the guy behind me was in my course, and he recognised me so we were talking for a bit until he realised it was my bday, and he literally asked the guy next to him to please switch places so we could sit tgt and he could wish me properly 😭it was so cute he had like golden retriever vibes HAHA and we were talking the entire time it was vv fun

2. yk that thing where u compare hand sizes but then they hold your hand HAHAHA that actually happened to me w one of my new friends 💀 he has rlly nice hands tho so no complaints here PLSKJWDKJS

1, ok guys now this one is some real life kdrama bs istg i felt like it was a movie while it was happening 😭 so basically the bus was pretty much full and i ended up sitting next to this rlly cute guy. and my brain was going 'damn i wanna talk to him', but i had to put my purse away first. so i was trying to put it in my bag, but it slipped and fell onto the floor and he was like 'oh!', and then i had to bend down and pick it up while thinking 'NOO this is so embarrassing he probably thinks im a dumbass'. and then i managaed to embarrass myself further 👍 guess what? while trying to sit back up again i literally hit my head against the chair in front of me and went 'ow!' out loud and the guy was like 'oh no are you okay 😭⁉' and i was like 'yeah... just super embarrassed HAHA' and we started talking from there KJSDKSJD i could talk abt this forever bc so much cute stuff happened but tldr he was like the total package but then i got ghosted BYE

ok thanks for coming to my ted talk as u can see i love talking abt myself pls feel free to ask more but i don't think i have any more romantic experiences atm 😭😭😭 i'm currently trying to manic pixie dream girl one of my guy friends in college so we can see how that goes ig LMAO,,, anyways thanks 4 reading ! interact w this post and give me validation please and thanks <3 (/hj)

[i-like-books-and-women]

If I made an if this gets out marching band au would I be crazy? Cause as a band girlie the Saturday boys fit really really well. (This is me not caring if I'm crazy I'm doing it anyways because I'm in the murky depths of band camp and shitty tan lines)

Ruben: that's the fucking guard section leader/captain. He slays and fucks h a r d with rifle. He broke his fingers once because his strap was too loose. Veronica is still a bitch about everything because Jesus christ as a winter guard girlie guard mom's have the potential to be the most annoying band parents. He's been trying to get Zach to do winter guard for ages but he's still on the fence.

Zach: literally just gives me raw alto sax vibes. At least in our band there's a spectrum of alto players that I've experienced the 3 years I've been here. It goes from quiet to chaos gremlin at any given opportunity. Zach is obviously at the quiet end. Not very confident in himself because "well there's people that are just better" but really he's the best one and gets all the solos. Strong marcher but hates basics. Is constantly distracted watching the guard (mostly Ruben because duh) Is scared of winter guard because Ruben is constantly getting hurt (it's rubens own fault for being a dumbass)

Angel: fuckin snare in drumline. Angel and this kid in my band are the same person. The kid I know irl fortnite fridayed too hard and passed out last year. Peak Angel energy. Pure chaos but a surprisingly good leader and can reign it in when nessicary but is constantly having a good time. He did however leave his shako at the school before a competition once. Hard-core indoor percussion girlie. Eats that shit up with a spoon.

Jon: drum major ass mother fucker. Has the discipline and leadership qualities to be a good one without the childish need for control that makes bad ones. He's well respected by everyone and has been in the program since he was in middle school. Before becoming a drum major he was in pit percussion playing marimba and/or piano.

Thank you for coming to my brainrot Ted talk

[bumblebeebean]

OKAY TUMBLR, I NEED YOUR HELP

I cannot, for the LIFE of me, figure out the placement of Derek Hale's loft. Now, I'm not very good at perspective or object permanence, but I stg this damn set keeps changing everytime it's on camera, just like a lot of things in teen wolf

Now take a look at this. This is the baseline of what Derek's loft looks like, or at least what I pictured it to look like. But when I looked at Google to get other angles of the room, it just keeps changing.

Let's break it down

Here's the most common layout, the main objects being the couch and table set, the window in the wall, his bed, the table in front of the window, the stairway, the hole in the wall (which leads to some elevator or smth, idk I don't think they ever acknowledged it in the show), and the door to the loft; which is behind the camera in this photo.

This is proven in this scene, in which Peter Hale enters the scene in his Overly Dramatic Peter Hale Entrance™.

But this layout seems to change every season or so.

In these two scenes, the door is to the left of the window and next to the stairway. Now don't get me wrong, this could just be another big, metal sliding door in his loft. I'm willing to accept that. But I feel like that would be a little inconvenient and weird, but I'll accept it.

But this very blurry picture is what fucks with me. I don't think I need to say anything, this speaks for itself.

This one I'm willing to forgive since we don't really get a clear view of the stair-to-desk-to-window ratio length in the first photo, but it still makes me a little confused.

BUT THESE. OH HO, DON'T GET ME STARTED.

Now listen, and I HOPE this is the case, but these could just be screen shots of unfinished or scrapped layouts of the loft. But I mean come ON. I found these with the rest of the loft photos in Google so I'm bringing them up anyway.

In conclusion, there could be a million ways to explain this. I could just be really bad at perspective and not be able to look at a room and remember where everything is. I'm willing to accept that. Or, maybe Derek or the directors just wanted to change the room every once in a while like normal people. Sure, that'll be fine by me. But Teen Wolf is also known to not be very persistent with certain aspects of the show. Trust me, I know. It just makes it a little hard to understand the layout in order to draw or something.

Or I'm being a huge bitch baby and making this into a big deal. I did practically just make an entire Ted Talk on Tumblr about something in a show that doesn't impact anything in the plot. I'm willing to accept that also.

Thank you, whoever may have read all of this, for listening and, if you want, I'd appreciate if someone could give any explanation about this to my dumbass, literally you can say anything. Ty Ty bestie 😘❤

[a-phanboys-fanboy]

big mistake im gonna be so annoying now

anyways hee hee my guy sergio (i need to redo his ref but WHATEVER we stay silly)

basically like. akiren but somehow even more of a dumbass idiot and more biting and killing and breaking and entering etc etc

so real thank u for coming to my ted talk

I LOVE him i want to commit crimes w him.

[ohigotanewobsession]

I am late to the party but I love the idea of timmy and devil baby being adopted by the ghoul bois

because i see the dynamic like shane would 100% love both while ryan would be biased towards timmy and only tolerate the devil baby because he never wanted to adopt him cause the baby literally has devil in his name and also cause devil baby is a handful and bad influence

the devil baby and ryan have constant arguments(the devil baby is a baby who can speak fluent English and has powers ofc) they have frenemies dynamic but in a parent figure and child way while shane doesn't care and just vibes with the chaos and timmy doesn't have any option

timmy would call both of them "dad" while devil baby calls shane "father" and calls ryan "ryan" or "the one i don't like" while ryan calls him "a little shit"

anyway thanks for coming to my 'dumbass friends adopt child ghosts and become parents' ted talk <3

[doomedbluemoon]

This gives you cancer and that gives you cancer and the air you fucking breath gives you cancer

I DONT FUCKING CARE

SOME OF US WANT TO DIE

I WILL NOT STOP EATING AND DOING THE FEW THINGS THAT BRING ME JOY WHEN I WANT TO DIE ANYWAY

AND YOU’RE GOING TO DIE TOO DUMBASS

YOU CAN AVOID SUGAR ALL YOU WANT BUT YOU’RE STILL ALSO GOING TO FUCKING DIE

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.