#apologies for inactivity fellas))

[k-n0-x]

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A/N: HI GUYS SORRY FOR BEING SOOOO INACTIVE. @lucifers-personal-cum-dump GAVE ME A REQUEST A VERY LONG WHILE AGO AND NOW IT’S FINISHED RAAAAAH

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“Are you ready to go now sweet pea?” Lucifer knocks on the bathroom door, and you open it.

“Yeah, just give me a second!” You reply as you apply hellcream on your front, arms and face.

“Can you help me put some on my back?” 

Today was the hottest day in Hell, so Lucifer and yourself decided to spend the day on Hell’s “best” beaches.

“Of course,” You ignored his smug tone as he spread the sun blocker with his palms. 

Him being the King of Hell, he is very much inured to the death  rays of the hellish sun that burned the sinners.

“You know~” His delicate hands trace towards the scars just below your lower chest.

“We can have our own fun day inside,” 

You ponder for a few moments, not understanding  his innuendo.

“Nah, we should go out. You have not gone outside in a while. Besides-” you put your hands on either side of his face.

“It’s a good opportunity for bonding time,” 

He sighs into the warmth of your hands.

“Alright, if you insist”

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“See Lulu, ain’t too bad, right?” You gaze on the sultry red sand beneath your feet, and then to the lapping teal waves.

“You got that right,” he replies, but he wasn’t looking at the scenery.

“Come onn, knock it out!” You bump into his side, grinning all the same. 

Something catches your interest from the corner of your eye.

“Ooooh, Surf boards! I’m going to get one, okay babe?” 

“Alright. Don’t take too long, okay?” Lucifer stands on his tiptoes and pecks the nape of your neck, a comical sight, you towering over the King of Hell.

“Don’t worry, I won’t!” You tredge to the stall which is selling surfboards.

The dinky booth was unoccupied, with a vandalised sign, and one of the surf boards were snapped in half.

You lean over the countertop and scrummage around for one that is in decent edition, when a calloused hand snaps to your shoulder.

“‘Ey,” 

You turn around and quickly produce an apology.

“Oh! Sorry I didn’t realise that this was your stall- I was planning to put it back when I’m done I promise!” You wince. This was gonna be roug-

“Nono, it’s nothing, really. You can keep the board,” The voice rumbles from the thuggish broad demon.

“Woah really? Thank you!” Score!

“It’s no problem. You’re quite the smokeshow,” 

“Aw thanks! You don’t look too bad yourself,” You smile at the big fella leering at you.

“Say, how about we blow this joint and go somewhere else?” 

“I think not buddy!” Lucifer’s voice rings in your ears.

“Huh? Oh, hi LuLu. This guy wants to hang out with us! I hope you don’t mind?” 

The Demon King’s nostrils flare.

“I’m pretty sure this guy wants more than ‘to hang’ out with us. So, yes, I do mind quite a bit,” 

“Oh uhh, on second thought, I have somewhere to be,” your heart drips in embarrassment as the sinner turns and dead runs the other way in fear of being in the presence of Lucifer Morningstar. 

Lucifer starts to ramble after seeing your sullen expression.

“Hey don’t look so down. I- I actually have something planned for us, which is uhhh-” he looks at his wrist, like there was a watch telling him the time.

“In about five minutes!” 

You squint your eyes at his sheepish grin.

“And how come you didn’t tell me this? I would’ve brought more suitable attire,” You retort, earning yourself at the sight of him flushing an embarrassing shade of red. 

“Well, uh…. I wanted it to be a surprise?” His display of improv is impressive.

Nonetheless, you kick the sand beneath you both.

“I wanted to go surfing though,” you sigh dejectedly.

Your sullen face was too much for your darling Luci to bear.

“Oh- don’t worry, you can! We can basically go anytime we want! Besides, I’m great at squeezing things in~”

“Okay buddy,” you nudge him, rolling your eyes.

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Ahh. The way the dry air whistles in your ears as you swerve across the ripples of water is just- otherworldly.

Not to mention the frequent wave that you absolutely shred. The adrenaline that pumps through your veins is almost addictive.

Who knows? You could probably compete in surfboarding competitions and come out on top each and every time.

Lucifer, on the other hand-

Well, he’s trying his hardest, and that’s all that matters. Right?

You giggle when the most recent wave of water submerged your devilish partner. 

He emerges from the water, with sunken eyes, and a not-very-amused expression.

“Ugh, this is so embarrassing. Oh look, even you’re laughing at me,” he folds his arms.

“Don’t take it personally, love,” you reply, hugging him from the back.

“Darling, I’m the King of Hell! I’m not taking anything personally,” he grumbles earnestly.

“Oh? Is that so? Well, if I kissed you now, you wouldn’t take it personally? Especially me, your partner?” You feign sorrow, when the King’s eyes dilate.

“What? No, it’s not like that-” His voice cracks.

“Oh, who am I kidding? Of course, a lowly sinner like me isn’t even worthy of being graced in the presence of the King of Hell,” your voice drawls, taking on a dramatic tone.

“What?” The pain in his voice and his eyes dilating with sadness fills you with guilt immediately.

“Wait no, baby I’m sorry I didn’t mean that, I was just joking like I always do-” You squeeze your arms around Lucifer.

He sighs into your touch. “It’s alright, but please don’t do that again?”

“I promise, I truly, truly, don’t mean it,” You rub his rosy cheeks either side of his face with your thumbs.

Lucifer takes your hands and kisses into them. “God, I love you so much. I will never let anyone take you from me,”

Your lips break into a great grin.

“You don’t know how much power you have with that smile,” 

Your face contorts into a question mark.

“What, do you mean?”

“Darling, those toothy grins could break so many hearts. The guy on the beach-” He hesitates. Maybe he was just over-reacting. Maybe that specific sinner wasn’t trying to do anything…

Lucifer continues, “Well, I’ve just noticed that when we ever go out, you get hit on a LOT, and I’m sorry if I might be making a big deal out of nothing, but the thought of you leaving scares me so much, and, and-” Thoughts whirl around in his brain that couldn’t be properly computed into words.

You, however, stay beside him and listen until he’s finished before putting out your own.

“Lulu, first, thank you for telling me this. I truly, truly didn’t realise how forward some people have been with me. I thought they were just being polite, but I realise the place we live in is quite devoid of that behaviour, though that’s not really an excuse. What I can say for a fact is that I’ll never trade you for the world. The acceptance and love you give me is something priceless that I never want to be taken from me,”

“How did you ever not go up to Heaven?” He sniffs, a happy tear rolling down his cheek.

You wipe it away. “I don’t know, but I’m glad I didn’t,”

“I’m glad you didn’t too,”

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[arlothinkstoomuch]

COMMUNITY ASK-BLOGS AS TAYLOR SWIFT SONGS PT2 :

(songs chosen according to ask-blog lore. not including inactive/unresponsive askblogs.)

Part One Link!!

@greendale-announcements // Shake it Off - Dean Pelton

- ‘And to the fella over there with the hella good hair, won’t you come on over baby?’ / ‘I’m dancing on my own, I make the moves up as I go.’ 

@evil-calvin-jenkins // Look What You Made Me Do - Calvin Jenkins (OC)

‘I don’t like your tilted stage, the role you made me play of the fool.’ // ‘The world moves on another day, another drama, but not for me all I think about is karma.’ 

@askingprofduncan AND @ask-senor-chang // I Knew You Were Trouble - Professor Duncan and Chang

‘Flew me to places I’d never been, Now I’m lying on the cold hard ground.’ // ‘No apologies he’ll never cry, pretends he doesn’t know that he’s the reason why.’

@ask-annie-kim // Gorgeous - Annie Kim

‘If you’ve got a girlfriend I’m jealous of her // ‘You’re so gorgeous I can’t say anything to your face.’

@ask-annie-edison // Nothing New - Annie Edison

‘How can a person know everything at 18 but nothing at 22?’ // ‘I know someday I’m gonna meet her, it’s a fever dream.’

@ask-megan // ME! (Feat. Brendon Urie of Panic! At the Disco - Megan

‘I know that I went psycho on the phone, I never leave well enough alone.’ // ‘I’m the only one of me, baby that’s the fun of me.’ 

I've already got ideas for a non-taylor swift edition omg, someone restrain me already

ALSO STILL TO COME IN PT3 - Jeff, Shirley, Leonard, Boobs Monkeys Trio and more OCs! Ask blogs, you can request to be included!!

[b1tstar]

! TUMBLR INTRODUCTION !

(Apologies if it bothers anyone, I tend to write in all caps ^_^')

HELLO!! MY NAMES INKSY BUT I ALSO GO BY BIT!!)))))

IM A MULTIFANDOM ARTIST AND ANIMATOR WHO ASPIRES TO BE A CARTOONIST YET SUFFERS HUGE BURNOUT AND ART BLOCK AT TIMES o_O

(i also have some other career interests like astronomy, biology/chemistry, and 1900s world history!)

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[technicianuprisingau]

A Old Friend and A One-Way Ride

Holy sh^t that took a while out of me WOW

Welcome to the party, Bandana Dee! AND THAT'S EVERYONE IN TEAM STARSTRUCK, EVERYBODY!

I struggled a bit with the uh, dialogue, I should add at least a bit more, gotta love our muffin boy Bandee, but WAHOO it's done now time to speedrun the next chapter I hope

Kirby having a breakdown? We love to see it right fellas??? Also Bandee the responsible little bro is now my favorite flavour me thinks???

Okay, enough with that. Shoutout to my beloved friends @zombiecicada, @rustysapphire, and GrayscaleGolden on discord for proofreading some of this for me!

We would like to apologize for the inactivity. But I swear I still remember this AU I really do

[struexo]

Sorry for the inactivity!!! A lot of stuff came up and I’ve been trying to better myself. As a sort of apology, here’s some oc art I’ve made!!!

First we have Thorin Winters, a whisper of frost user part of a rather ill-minded organization.

Second is Delor, (or by his nickname Lou Hsir, pronounced ‘loser’) who was an unfortunate fella hoping to climb his way out of a hole he fell into

Third is Jinx, beloved silly bounty hunter.

And fourth is just a doodle between Delor and his boss Blackberry

Anyways yeahhh :3 the project is on pause right now as I draw what I wanna but yeah!!!

[yeleltaan]

///Hmm, I’m a bit miffed that I seem to be facing a block tackling threads. Here’s hoping it’s brief.

[dailydolphinsuitjotaro]

11

11.  Draw a pic of yourself like how you look just now.

this but instead of jotaro punching me its my bronchitis

[winterdadandspiderson]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH FELLAS!!! ✨🏳️‍🌈

Ah June, finally the month where I can be gayer than usual 😌

I hope all my fellow members of the LGBTQ+ community are doin well and that you're all having a good time - if you're not and your parents aren't accepting you because they're lgbtqphobic or are just assholes in general, hey guess what? I'm your mother now! And you're doing fantastic. You're valid ❤️

And I can promise you that if there are any idiots out there telling you you're not then I'll personally break their kneecaps for you ;)

Apologies for being (as always) so inactive, I recently had to do my final major project for college and that sucked the life + a lot of free time away from me. But I've finished for the summer now!!! So I'm back, and I'm gonna try and aim for daily posts :)))

Also a few little pride month specials, even though every quote I post has some form of the MCU characters being queer lmao.

But anyways, that's all I guess, I'll post a quote later on today so keep an eye out for that. Have a good day/night and take it easy all you guys, gals and nonbinary pals, and stay safe!!! <3

[sour-heart-treats]

My connection provider is doing some dumb things, so I'm going to have to be inactive for a while until things get sorted! My apologies in advance for the inactivity!

Stay safe out there until I get back, fellas! 💜

[graveyard-of-buried-hope]

I apologies for my current inactivity on Tumblr app. It so happens that I am a very careless fella and forgot my phone at home when I went to stay at my grandpa's. Forgive me my dear friends and mutuals. 🙏🙏🙏

[evaninepercent]

Hello fella followers, I'm back from my long-ass hiatus to tell you to support Yanjun's new MV and YT channel!! Also I know I've been extremely inactive lately, and so is Nine Percent bc their promotion method sorta s u c k s bc honestly their managing company got to do a better job ugH. Anyways!! I apologize for late replies and I'll be occasionally update on the members but until then, i've got to go back to studying :')

[cometmedal]

Hi, hi, hello! I’d like to apologize for my inactivity this past week - recently, I came down real bad with a case of the ickies n’ it’s been buggin me somethin fierce. As a result, I’ve been sleepin in a lot, and for the time I’ve been up n’ around, I’ve been pretty off my head on all sorts of medicines. For the most part, I’ve got a terrible sore throat n’ a double ear infection (of which has caused me to lose hearin in one of my ears), but the good news is I just got in from the doc’s and I’ve got all the prescription medicines I need to beat this thing down, so I should be okay and will hopefully pick up activity some time soon! My birthday’s also drawin real close, so here’s to hopin I ain’t feelin too under the weather by that time! Thanks for understandin, fellas.

[aarokun]

apologies for inactivity fellas (i’m more active on twitter check me out there), i’m in college now! i can’t say i draw as much sonic anymore but that certainly wont be the case forever lol it always comes around again, thanks for sticking around nonetheless! waves

[yutikyis]

Honest Q&A: Round 6! Table

Hello all! It’s been a while since we were all together. I’m glad everyone was able to join our roundtable today. Hmm… looking over the questions submitted they seem to be… ahh, yes, this were all omitted from the previous questionnaires due to their… darker theme. Well, it seems my editor is looking to expand our readership. Very well, if anyone feels uncomfortable answering these VERY hypotheticals… feel free to pass.

First, a question for myself. Where have you all been? It’s been really hard to track you all down for another sit down lately.

Yuti:  “Ah... I’ve been b-busy w-with this and that.

Reri: “Same as I ever been. Huntin’ and screwin’. Ya ain’t seen me then ya either are blessed or cursed I guess.”

Rahya: “Um, same ol’, same ol’. I ain’t been that different. I been goin’ on walks with Grape an’ I found a nice pond! It’s got all kinda fishers in it an’ I saw a frogtoad once!”

Sayo: “My life has passed as normal. I have been exploring the land under the guard of Lord Vachir. I fear he is not overly excited about some of our exploration but he is kind about it.”

Tsukiko: “Ah, Lady Kususha. I am certain he is very kind about it. After all he is not a stupid man, nor a blind one. I have been waiting for new orders from my Master and aiding Kitakage in his missions.” Meichi’a: “Moi? I, of course, have been a shameless louse! Exploring the lands, drinking the finest wine, and just yesterday I spent a night with the most CHA-rming... ah and I’m getting glares again. Ahem. I’ve kept myself occupied.”

Alright, on to our… readers’ questions. <cough> Uh-hmm… let’s get this over with, shall we?

“If you had to kill one person you cared about to save the rest of the world, who would you pick?”

Yuti: “... P-probably myself? I k-know there are arguments to b-be made about t-the needs of the many a-and as a h-healer you n-need to decide these things but... I d-don’t think I could kill someone I c-cared about.”

Reri: “Haw! Like anyone’s surprised at that answer Snowflake. Me? Sure. It ain’t really a choice, is it? They’re gonna die if the world explodes or whatever. I’d just take whoever’s closest. Ain’t a big deal.”

Rahya: “Um... I... I ain’t... I ain’t gonna kill nobody, not even ta save the world. I’d keep on hopin’ an’ prayin’ that things’d work out. Aasifa’s got me belivin’ in luck so... I figure I’d just hold off an’ hope somethin’ good happens!

Sayo: “I... I suppose it would be my duty. I can not say I would... This is really a very unfair question. I... if I had to pick I suppose it would be Lord Vachir or perhaps Lord Benedict. Only because I believe the two of them would most willingly sacrifice themselves to save others! Not because I value them less!”

Tsukiko:  “If I was commanded to, of course. My highest priority is satisfying my Master and I can only imagine he would be... displeased.. if the world was destroyed due to inaction. One life is not worth more than many, especially weighed against the feelings of a mere servant.” Meichi’a: “I? I would sacrifice nobody. I have already sacrificed one person I cared about and the world is not worth more than that. Let it burn if it comes to that. Selfish perhaps but I never claimed to be anything but.”

“What is the worst thing you can imagine someone doing?”

Yuti: “Ah... t-that’s a difficult answer. I-if I had to say... it w-would be harming someone’s soul or mind. A b-body is a body a-and can be healed b-but to hurt their mind or their spirit i-is unacceptable.”

Reri: “Hah. Ya really want my answer ta this? Because I got some ideas. So, ya start with some fish hooks... now this works best if the bastard’s a guy... and ya start insertin... ya look kinda green there, fella. Ya want me to stop? Hah! Knew it.

Rahya: “Um... the worst thin’? I ain’t sure. I figure like... blowin’ up the whole world! Like in yer last question! That seems like the worst thin’ cuz everyone lives here, yah? So... where’d ya even live after ya do it? On rocks an’ stuff floatin’ around? Cuz... that seems awful inconvenient. How ya gonna make roads? I ain’t sure chocobirds can fly that far without gettin’ tired and seems kinda mean to ‘em.”

Sayo: “Ah. The worst thing I can imagine is someone shaming another. Shame is a terrible thing indeed. Many would rather endure pain and misery than face shame and dishonor... at least that is what Sire says.”

Tsukiko: “The worst thing one can do is take another. That... is all I can say.”

Meichi’a: “The worst thing one can do? To give up on life. I am afraid I must disagree with the charming silver-haired crumpet. No shame is too great, no pain is unendurable. To live is the greatest gift and to toss it away is far worse than any other. ”

“Do you think death is the worst fate there is?”

Yuti: “No. N-not at all. D-death is sad, true, but it isn’t the end of life, m-merely a transformation. T-to live in eternal a-agony or have your aether d-devoured o-or to be trapped for eternity... t-those all sound much worse.”

Reri: “Gettin’ creative there, Snowflake. I like it. Ya oughta go a bit further. Well, for once, me and the girl agree. Death ain’t so bad. Probably hurts a shiteload but I see things a lot worse than death. Ya don’t hear of folks prayin’ for the sweet relief of death for no reason, yeah?

Rahya: “I... no, it ain’t the worst thing. I’m sure hopin’ not. If’n I gotta be true... I figure death ain’t so bad for the folks who be dyin’. It’s worse for the folks who ain’t dead cuz they ain’t got the person they like ‘round much, yeah? I mean I ain’t wanna be dyin’... but I’m more scareda bein’ hurt awful bad an’ bein’ all alone...”

Sayo: “I must go with the consensus here I am afraid. Death is to be feared but it is not the worst one can imagine. The ancestors have after-lives of peace and comfort after a life of hard work. It does not sound like something to fear if you’ve lived a worthy live.”

Tsukiko:

“Death is certainly by no means the worst thing! Why, I can think of several things quite worse. Enslavement, torture, suffering... many of which some would consider death a release from!”

Meichi’a:

“Alas, once again I must disagree with these charming ladies. All this talk of afterlives and mortal suffering is fine and good, but a life is a life and death is a great mystery. Even if one should survive in some form, it isn’t *life.* No drinking, no dancing and most certainly no carnal nights spent in the comforting embrace of a lover. Life is the greatest gift we have.

“Would you rather know the date of your death or the cause of your death?”

Yuti: “A-ah... t-that’s tough. Probably the d-date. The c-cause might make me tempted to t-try to avoid it but if I know anything from stories t-that would make me c-cause it! P-plus if I knew the date I’d h-have time to set my affairs in order a-and make sure I’m not leaving anything undone..”

Reri: “Hells below Snowflake can’t you even die in an interestin’ way? I agree on the Date though... but not for the reasons ya think. If I know when I’m gonna die then I’m godsdamn sure I ain’t gonna die BEFORE that. Gives me more freedom ta do shite.”

Rahya: “Um... I figure I’d wanna know the date cuz... if I know I’m gonna die because a rock falls on my head or somethin’ then I’m gonna spend all day bein’ scareda rocks? An’ that doesn’t sound real fun. But if I know I’m gonna go poof then I can just not be afraida stuff until then, yeah? Cuz... Aasifa’s already like than an’ he seems happy.”

Sayo: “I must disagree. Knowing the date of one’s demise is... not what I would want. It feels... restrictive. The cause would be better I think. I do not fear the day I meet my ancestors but I do not want it lingering over my head.”

Tsukiko: “ Ah! But Mistress Kususha! What if you are told that you would tortured to death over a period of many days! That would hang over your head far worse! Or if you were told you would be blinded and starve to death on a desert island or...” Rahya: “Um could ya maybe please stop? I ain’t wantin’ ta hear alla that...”

Tsukiko: “Oh, a thousand pardons, Mistress Miqo’te. I meant to no offense, none at all! I certainly wasn’t *intending* to frighten you with your ignorance and shortsightedness.” Rahya: “Aw shucks, thank ya!” Tsukiko: “You are most welcome. Myself? I pick neither. I apologize if it does not answer your question but I do not wish to know the time nor the means of my death.”

Meichi’a: “I must agree with the ravishing raven-haired delight. Date or cause, it would hang over my head. Unless I was told that I would die from exhaustion after a night with several del- .. oh please don’t glare, my beret-bearing beauty! I was merely joking, merely joking!”

“If you were trapped on an island, would you rather resort to cannibalism or die of starvation?”

Yuti: “N-neither! I-if I was trapped on an island a-and had to r-resort to cannibalism, t-that would mean there are others there. W-we could work together to b-build a raft... t-then I can use conjury t-to help propel it a-and get off the island!”

Reri: “Ya ain’t stupid enough to think that’s the actual question, Snowflake.”

Yuti: “N-no! B-but... I mean...I s-suppose I w-would fish?”

Reri: “Still ain’t the question, Snowflake. Why don’t ya answer it?”

Yuti: “F-fine. I’d s-starve. It w-would f-feel... w-wrong...” Reri: “Knew it! Hah. Lookin’ Miss Prissy over here, thinkin’ she’s too good ta eat. Me? ‘course I’d do what it took to survive. Ain’t no difference between Miqo and Marlboro at the end of the day, ‘cept Miqo flesh probably ain’t gonna poison ya.”

Rahya: “I ain’t gonna do not cannyballism! Them things is big and explosive an’ madea metal! I couldn’t eat it even if I tried real real ha... what?”

Sayo: *whispers quietly*

Rahya: “WHAAA?! What kinda question is that?! I ain’t gonna eat nobody!!”

Sayo: “I must agree. To eat the flesh of a fellow Spoken is shameful and dishonorable. It would taint your bloodline and your legacy for generations. Starving is a kinder fate than that.”

Tsukiko: “It is true that such an act taints your bloodline. As I am already an *unworthy* servant of a tained line however it would not be shameful to eat the flesh of another... assuming they were already dead of course. Otherwise I would be honor-bound to offer myself first. Assuming one would like to eat *my* tainted flesh.

Meichi’a: “ Well, as much as I do enjoy eating a scrumptious beauty, it would not be in THAT way. I may consider life to be important but I am a gentleman first and foremost and there are some things a gentleman never does.”

“Would you rather have an arm hacked off or a leg?”

Yuti: “... I w-wish this wasn’t a question. A-ah... I m-mean... N-Nate seems to be doing okay... I g-guess... I d-don’t... A-arm? Yes.” Reri: “Easy. Arm. Ya can get by one one arm. It takes some work ta relearn to fight but ya can do it. Leg though? Shite, yer gonna be hobblin’ along. Lookit the Flames general. He ain’t havin’ a bad time.”

Rahya: “Um... I like havin’ arms. I can draw an’ move stuff.... an’ hug! I ain’t able ta hug nobody if I only got one arm... I mean I guess I kinda can but it’d be all.. *awkward one-armed hugging motions* so.. leg. Leg ain’t so bad. Plus ya could still ride on a chocobird or somethin’!”

Sayo: “I would choose to lose a leg. One can be far more productive with two functioning hands than two functioning legs. Honored Uncle has but a single leg and has little trouble getting by.”

Tsukiko: “I would choose an arm. My job is to go where my Master orders. It would be far more difficult to do with a single leg.”

Meichi’a: “Why, not even a question. The things you can do with two hands are FAR more fun. I make my coin from music and playing a harp with a single hand would be... well, not impossible but challenging! And as for dancing, I knew a gentleman in Limsa who could dance better than most two-legged gentleman with nary but a single flesh and single wooden limb! The sound of his peg-leg against the dance floor was a music all its own!”

“If you murdered someone, how would you get rid of the body?”

Yuti: “...I... t-that is... I w-wouldn’t...” Reri: “It’s a QUESTION Snowflake, not a confession a’ guilt.”

Yuti: “I am aware, Mother. Ugh. F-fine. I w-would... I m-mean... I s-suppose f-fire?”

Reri: “(In a whiny stuttering voice) I s-suppose f-fire. Aww, isn’t that cute. Fire ain’t bad but the best way ta hide a body is ta give it to the sea. Minimal fuss, hard as hell ta look for it, the fish do mosta the cleanin’ for you. You oughta weight it down so it ain’t washin’ up on shore or somethin’ but if ya wanna be smart about it ya lure ‘em onto a boat first. Less mess an’ trouble.” Rahya: I... i ain’t gonna murder nobody none but if I was gonna I ain’t gonna hide nuffin’ because I did a bad thin an’ I ain’t should be pretendin’ I ain’t.

Sayo: “I would never murder someone. Even in the unfortunate situation where I was forced to do so in self-defense, I would not deny my crime. I would be judged fairly by the administrators of the land so that no stain would come upon my family’s honor.”

Tsukiko: “Oh, MIstress Kususha. It is so very noble that you believe so firmly in the laws of the land and their fairness! You are a very fortunate woman indeed to never have had to hide a body by melting it into a easily washed away sludge using a careful mixture of alchemic and natural chemicals!”

Meichi’a: “... I am uncomfortable with that answer! Ah... me? I suppose I would bury it. I’m not really the murdering type but it at least feels respectful.”

“Would you rather hear the voices of dead people or see their ghosts?”

Yuti: “Ah... t-that’s tough. H-hear I suppose. T-that way I’d b-be able to help them i-if they needed it.”

Reri: “*snort* The last thing I need is some clingy dead folk cloggin’ up my hearing with moans and wails. I’d rather see the bastards. Maybe I can get some clue about what killed ‘em and if there’s danger about and I don’t gotta hear them whimperin’ and cryin’ because they were too stupid ta not get killed.” Rahya: “... I’d like ta hear folks ta be honest... be kinda nice. Like havin’ a buncha friends around. An’ if Aasifa... I mean... it’d be nice ta know I could still hear Aasifa, yah?”

Sayo: “Ah... to see, I suppose. The Kami and ancestors already speak in their own ways, but it would be... comforting to see my deceased family again. To see their smiles.”

Tsukiko: “Ah, what an unusual question. I would choose to hear. The words of the dead are wise more oft than not and not all of us are blessed enough to have worthy ancestors to whisper in our ears.”

Meichi’a: “I too would choose to hear. It is the least painful choice. To see a lost love and her smile and her beautiful eyes, knowing again I would never be able to hold her? That is a torture, my good sir, a torture. But to hear her voice, to speak to her again? That would be a blessing, if a small one.”

“If someone you loved committed a gruesome murder, would you help them cover it up?”

Yuti: “I-it would depend... I m-mean on why it happened.”

Reri: “Eh. Maybe. Depends on if it’s worth the trouble. Someone went an’ killed someone for no reason, nah. Ya can’t control yerself enough to not be stupid, I’m doin’ the world a favor lettin’ yer stupid arse get caught.” Rahya: “... I ain’t... n-no, prob’ly not I mean... I ain’t... gruesome is a real nasty word, it means all violent an’ bloody an’ stuff, right?”

Sayo: “No. Even if I loved them dearly, murder is a dishonorable act even if it isn’t violent and gruesome. They would need to stand judgement for their actions. If I was caught it would bring great shame to my family,”

Tsukiko: “If my Master commanded it.”

Meichi’a: “Absolutely. Love is love after all. Though I would dearly hope I do not fall in love with a serial killer. There is some spice in danger but ah... you’d have to be rather mad to be aroused by death.”

“Would you rather be kidnapped for six months and survive or die without any psychological damage?”

Yuti: “I w-would rather survive. I... I’ve h-had bad encounters before.”

Reri: “What the Hells ‘psychological damage’ mean anyway? Ya mean I’d be more fucked up after? Who the Hells cares. Survival is survial.” Rahya: “I’m kinda wonderin’ what psycho logic is too. I mean if yer logical then ya ain’t psycho right? It don’t make a lotta sense ta..”

Sayo: *whispering*

Rahya: “Oooooooh. Um... I ain’t... I mean... I ain’t wanna die but I ain’t wanna be hurt a bunch either... If I gotta pick one I guess I’d pick survivin’ so I ain’t... y’know.. dyin’.”

Sayo: “I would choose death. I do not know what would cause psychological damage but it would most likely involved great shame and leave me incapable of fulfilling my role as a second daughter. Death is the more honorable choice.”

Tsukiko: “I would survive, of course. I have no other choice.”

Meichi’a: “Survival, of course. Life is life and even the kindest days of life can damage our minds in some way or another. Why choose to die over something like that?”

“You can only save one… your worst enemy’s infant child, or your best friend’s true love. Who do you pick?”

Yuti: "I... w-would pick the child. N-no matter what, a child is n-not their parent. T-they are innocent and h-have their own life ahead of them.”

Reri: “Pfft. Easy. The kid. If yer too dumb ta avoid whatever danger is puttin’ a baby at risk, ya probably are gonna die when ya eat somethin’ poison cuz you thought it was candy. The kid ain’t trained enough ta stand on their own an’ frankly if it’s my worst enemy’s kid then they’ll probably grow up ta be a fun challenge.” Rahya: “Um... This is an awful weird question? I’m figurin’... um... I ain’t gonna let a baby die. I ain’t got no worst enemies but even if I did I ain’t gonna let a baby die. It ain’t right.”

Sayo: “... I... that is a difficult question. Sire would say that saving a respectable adult is more important unless the child is a Firstborn. I suppose that should be my answer...”

Tsukiko: “Why, whichever my master commanded. Truly it takes a cold individual to leave a child to a cruel and merciless fate but ah.. that may be what is ordered and I must obey.”

Meichi’a: “I am afraid I must say the true love. The child is innocent... but true love is the rarest thing of all. I would do my utmost to avenge the child but one who murders love is the cruelest beast of all.”

“Would you rather marry your most recent ex or spend five years in jail?”

Yuti: "T-that one is easy. My ex. S-she is a wonderful person. I-it would be by no m-means a bad fate.”

Reri: “Easy. Marry ‘em. Then I just ditch ‘em. Like what kinda question is this? Marriage ain’t important.” Rahya: “I ain’t really ever had an... ex-anythin’ so... um.. I guess imma get locked up.”

Sayo: “I have not had an ‘ex’ in any meaningful term... but it would depend on the circumstances. If it was marriage to someone my sire approved of then it would be my duty. If it was some sort of... tawdy kidnapping then I would choose imprisonment. I am certain Lord Vachir would come rescue me!”

Tsukiko: “*smile* Marriage, of course. Marriage is much easier to escape than prison.”

Meichi’a: “... Ah, what a question! How does one qualify an ex? The last woman I slept with? The last I took for a night on the town? I suppose she was rather charming but marriage? I’m not sure. It is a sacred bond and not easily broken. I suppose if I found love then yes. Otherwise.. well, jail it is!”

Thank you all for taking the time to answer these… ahem… questions. I appreciate your candor and I’m sure our readers do as well.  One last question of my own before we break. What’s next for you?

Yuti: "A-ah, I suppose I w-will continue my r-regular healing duties. I d-do have some e-exploration to do, m-maybe Lain will come along...”

Reri: “Same as ever. The four Fs. I hear there’s some kinda big arse monster bein’ spotted around recently, lookin’ forward ta tryin’ it out.” Rahya: “Um, I ain’t sure. Whatever happens ta me, I guess. i ain’t really plannin’...”

Sayo: “I intend to keep exploring Eorzea until I complete my mission.”

Tsukiko: “Whatever my Master commands. Until then, I suppose I will keep Kitakage out of trouble.”

Meichi’a: “Well, I saw this absolutely *beautiful* Elezen woman the other day, I am hoping perhaps to run into her again... ”

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I'm sorry doods.

Doods, I'm sorry for the inactivity and lack of artwork. I have ideas on what to draw but I never can execute them. And on a sidenote, I have this one commission that I'm taking forever to draw; and my client's waiting. I really am sorry, especially to the people who are waiting for me to post something. I am gonna post my ideas and plans below: Draw Foxy's Reference Draw Freddy's Reference Edit Freddy's Reference into Golden Freddy Draw couple art (I won't tell who it is for) Draw Bonnie and Chica interacting Draw the Five Missing Children's new redesign (Yup, I redesigned them again. What complicated little fellas.) Draw more BATIM fanart cus I love it (Probably) Make my own species called "Oni Inu" which are basically Japanese hellhounds that represent at least 1 deadly sin; but with the maximum of 6 deadly sins. Draw some vent art with Moon involved in it (Yes, I've been through rough nights before this. I felt better because of writing a vent post and talking to a friend of mine, but I really wanna draw some vent art. I don't know if I should post it though...) These aren't in order, so one idea may or may not be executed first or last. Thank you for reading and understanding. And once I again I must apologize, I reply late and I post less often.

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ONE ( ALIAS / NAME )  Kei TWO ( BIRTHDAY )  May 1st THREE ( ZODIAC SIGN )  Taurus FOUR ( HEIGHT )  160cm FIVE ( HOBBIES )   Writing, watching Netflix, cuddling with my poodle SIX ( FAVOURITE COLOUR(S )   soft pinks, bright reds, and deep greens SEVEN ( FAVOURITE BOOKS )   The Night World Series by L.J. Smith EIGHT ( LAST SONG LISTENED TO )   Going Crazy by EXO NINE ( LAST FILM WATCHED )   Swing Kids TEN ( INSPIRATION FOR MUSE )   The witch; inspiration for this muse came from the Night World Series by L.J. Smith, I took the base of the witchy world / the soulmates from her books. Do Kyungsoo was the perfect match for my grumpy witch as he is king of the grump (but also the cute). I think it fits him very well and I don’t see this muse working with another fc. 

The deaf; inspiration fro this muse came after watching the television series Switched At Birth. He’s a mixture of the character Daphne and Emmett. Lost his hearing to meningitis as a kid (Daphne), but refuses to do speech therapy and learn to talk (Emmett). He’s the sweetest of sweets and I really am amused that Park Chanyeol has such big ears, but in this AU they’re not working, they’re just for show.

The bitten; wow-- she is an oooold muse back from my freshman year in college. She went through some wild times. I’m not sure what sprung the original inspiration for this muse, but I know I had a lot of werewolf au friends and I wanted a strong and powerful girl character. Nana is just that, strong, but also vulnerable once you get to know her. 

The cursed; There was this quick horror story short going around facebook and tumblr I’m pretty sure and it was about a woman going through her normal day as a grocery store clerk and then when she looked up to hand back the change or something she saw that the woman in front of her as her corpse in the future? It was really interesting. I’ll try and find it, but right now I can’t :(  The nurse; inspiration came from Grey’s Anatomy-- I used to be obsessed with that show, but I fizzled out. I didn’t really want a doctor muse, I wanted someone young and doe eyed. A MSN takes about half the time to get than a Doctorate, so I thought this was the best way for my trauma nurse to get into the ER without always needing a doc. I try and do a lot of research for him since I am not an expert in the medical field, so if something is highly inaccurate I apologize.

The rabbit; his story mimics the book The Velveteen Rabbit pretty identically. This muse used to be in a RP Directory and I went pretty inactive with him. He’s very niche since only those who believe in imaginary friends can see him. He holds a very special place in my heart so I thought it would be nice to bring him over onto the multi in case someone would like to rp with him.

The pup; inspiration for his lovely came from Teen Wolf. I absolutely loved that show in high school and I believe I had just started re-watching it when I first made the muse a few years ago. I just thought it would be EXTREMELY funny for a giant of a human to turn into the tiniest wolf pup and think that he is a cold blooded killer. It also brought on my favorite plot with him: find the pup wounded and then wake up to a naked man in your bed a few days later. 

The flower; my newest muse! My flower boy (literally). Inspiration came to me for this fella after reading the comic Olympus Lore. I love it and I am so excited for it to become a Netflix series. I took Greek Mythology in high school and college, I am absolutely fascinated by it. One of my favorite series in middle school was Percy Jackson and The Olympians: The Lightning Thief so I tried to sorta kinda mix the two a little bit? Technically Kyungsoo is a demigod, but he’s born from a flower since Persephone is still considered to be a virgin Goddess by some myths. I’m really excited to have him around and can’t wait to create more threads with him.

ELEVEN ( MEANING BEHIND YOUR URL ) Oh I can’t even remember how I came up with this, I think I was searching the web for interesting adjectives and the x infix between the seren and dipitous worked really well to form: serenxdipitous~ But it worked well with my muse cause I feel like they’re little treasures that no one really looks for? Or well they all try and keep themselves hidden even I’ve noticed just by writing this (except for the deaf), so I hope when others rp with them, they find them precious.