#are a thing

[halteinfachmaldeinefresse]

I have so many question Peter & Jeffrey are not officially a thing??? are you fucking kidding? die drei fragezeichen is just a whole bunch of queer people thrown together solving & doing crimes.

anyway here a conversation out of - der letzte song -

Justus: Peter du gehst nach Malibu eine runde surfen...

Peter: wie jetzt? ich soll basis arbeit machen

Justus: obvi

Peter: nah schön, vllt treffe ich ja jeffrey am Strand

Bob: *chuckel* weißt du was peter, das ist das erste mal das ich dich heute lächeln sehe

Peter: wie jetzt?

Justus & Bob: *laughing*

Peter is so obviously that the more i listen to it the funnier it gets - *puts hand on his shoulder* peter my dude have you thought about liking Jeffrey more than a surf friend??

[to-dance-beneath-the-diamond-sky]

ARE YOU SHITTING KIDDING ME THERE ARE FISH THAT CAN FLY !??!?!!?!? WHERE HAS THIS INFORMATION BEEN ALL MY LIFE OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK HOW AM I ONLY JUST LEARNING THIS NOW HOLY FUCK WHAAAATTTTT

[1-800-roflmao]

✨Titty Sprinkles✨

[adestrellas]

Ever just think of something so obscure you have to double-check if it ever existed? Because let me tell you, the fact that there are sand mafias (plural! multiple sand mafias!) is absolutely wild

[calocera]

my pet mold spore

[willgrahamscock]

not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store

[angelofdumpsterfires]

presented without comment

[vilea777]

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

[macdenlover]

it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

[telebeast]

unoriginal joke

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[sadclowncentral]

shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king

[scumbagsblog]

where's that masterpost of quotes that have no right going as hard as they do. I'd like to submit "Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane"

[roach-works]

speculative fiction writers i am going to give you a really urgent piece of advice: don't say numbers. don't give your readers any numbers. how heavy is the sword? lots. how old is that city? plenty. how big is the fort? massive. how fast is the spaceship? not very, it's secondhand.

the minute you say a number your readers can check your math and you cannot do math better than your most autistic critic. i guarantee. don't let your readers do any math. when did something happen? awhile ago. how many bullets can that gun fire? trick question, it shoots lasers, and it shoots em HARD.

you are lying to people for fun. if you let them do math at you the lie collapses and it's no fun anymore.

[valtsv]

stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

[willgrahamscock]

I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) click away because I’d rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.