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tea-cat-arts · 2 days ago
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The thing that gets to me with Old Man E-Soul is just how badly Mighty Glory screwed him over every step of the way.
Like, first you've got their shit show of a marketing strategy: They take this dude who's entire image comes from accessibility and heroism- he's the man who's on the ground working and anyone could be him so long as they're brave and do the right thing- and lock him away from crime fighting and make all his products completely unaffordable for most people. Then they stick him in press tours and advertising exclusively despite him being bad at public speaking and having no interest in doing it in the first place.
So then a new guy comes along and fills all the niches E-Soul used to while also being a young, pretty boy and takes some of that audience, and what do they do? A) Adjust their own marketing strategy in order to actually play to E-Soul’s strengths or B) try and work with the new guy? Nah, they go for C) dox the new guy, try and frame him for crimes that their own fucking boss was responsible for (covering up for him), hit him with a copyright strike (even though it goes against the spirit of "anyone can be E-Soul") against E-Soul’s wishes, and put the new guy in position where if he budges on any of their demands, it will look like he's admitting to the crime and the dude who actually did it will get away. And then when they lose the legal case- cuz of course they would, the new guy actually had recites- they just end up making E-Soul look like a jackass.
And then the final nail in the coffin is how they handled Shang Chao's murder. Child of a former manager of their own company/ current manager of a rival company, and known friend of the new guy gets shot and what do they say/do? Absolutely fucking nothing. No public announcement, no investigation, doesn't even try and de-escalate the conflict with the new guy after he accuses E-Soul of murder. Also, pretty weird of blonde manager to insist that showing up to the death fight was absolutely mandatory for clearing E-Soul’s name 🤨🤨🤨. You'd think a guy as publicly known as E-Soul would have an alibi 🤨🤨🤨
But ya, tldr- Rock can eat shit and die, idk if the manager was directly in leagues with Rock or not but fuck him either way, and I think OG E-Soul would've been better off and happier if he did community service work when he wasn't fighting crime. Free my man- he was a real ass hero, not an idol.
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mojifushiguro · 2 days ago
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unforgettable ! e.yeager & a.arlert
"its not gonna work for you... nobody can equal me, I know..." eren x black!fem x armin
warnings: smut, a little rough sex, cursing, mild angst towards the middle, mentions of cheating, lengthy.
part 5. this is part 4. next part here.
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"she been ignoring me all day." eren sipped from the styrofoam cup in his hands while leaning back on the couch.
connie lit a blunt, puffing it and closing his eyes. he exhaled, "who? ya girl?"
eren slowly nodded. "she came home at bout... what, 2 o'clock? in the afternoon. then..." he took another sip. "she wasn't sayin shit to me. ion een know what I did." he let out a lazy laugh, but was serious. he was just high.
he looked at you across the room, laughing it up with sasha.
"you think you did sum?" armin asked, sitting on the table in front of him. eren leaned over to look past armin to get a better view of you, despite all the people crowding you, as he slowly shook his head. "not shit."
"shit man." connie passed eren the blunt. he'd already had two. as many as he had, he just couldn't get you off his mind. "you know where she was last night?" jean asked.
"Sashas."
"you sure?" jean glanced up from his phone.
eren took his eyes off you and looked at jean. "hell yeah im sure, where else she gon go?"
you, on the other hand, with a drink in your hand, stood with sasha as she cracked jokes about random things. you couldn't help but feel eyes on you, and you looked over.
you locked eyes with eren, who tilted his head back to signal you to come over to him. as drunk as you were, you knew it wasn't the best option. you shook your head no. you could see him smack his lips and signal you again, but you just looked away.
"okay. the hell y'all doin?" sasha frowned in confusion.
you turned to sasha and looked her in the eyes. "okay, I gotta tell you sum, but you gotta promise not to tell nobody. even if we fall out one day."
"girl now you know." she put her hand on her hip and you pulled her close and whispered in your ear.
she stayed silent as you whispered, but her face said everything.
all the boys looked back at you two and then looked at eren. "you think they over there talkin bout you, E?" ony snickered with connie, dapping him up.
eren groaned and closed his eyes, throwing his head back. "do not date, bruh. this shit insufferable."
sasha's mouth hung open and she stared at you. "girl... you petty as hell!" she bursted into laughter, but you hit her on the shoulder. "but you cant tell nobody sasha."
"y/n, you know im not. but who was the bitch texting his phone?"
"that's the fuckin thing, ion know. but I think it was mikasa. you know how close they be, how they always talking shit bout somebody? yeah."
sasha looked around. "okay lets find the bitch and press her bout it."
before you could stop sasha, she grabbed your hand and dragged you along.
"where the fuck they goin?" eren squinted, watching you and sasha leave out the door.
"damnnnn." jean laughed, shaking his head.
"prolly went to find some niggas, especially sasha. she got a new one every week." ony smiled, grabbing the blunt from jean. connie nodded. "and you gon get yo ass beat when she figure out you shit talkin again."
you and sasha stood there, arms crossed, staring at mikasa. she frowned, looking from you to her. "what?"
"you been fuckin my nigga?" you stared into her eyes. mikasa blinked before laughing and shaking her head. "girl, what?"
"you heard her. we dont wanna have to beat yo ass, cus you apart of this group, but you been fuckin my homegirl man."
mikasas eyes just widened and she held her hands up. "hold the fuck on. you been fuckin jean, too?"
you and sasha frowned, "jean?"
"you fucked jean?" sasha squinted.
mikasa shook her head, tossing her drink to the ground. "I knew his ass was cheating." before she could walk away to go confront him, you grabbed her.
"wait, you aint text eren the night before last night?" you stared at her in disbelief.
mikasa shook her head. "I was with jean. after you left that thing at connies house, me and him went home." she paused. "well nobody was 'posed to know that so dont tell nobody."
she was obviously drunk, and whatever secret animosity you had with her was out the window.
you and sasha looked at each other in disbelief.
mikasa frowned and started to blink. "wait, somebody texted eren?"
"yeah, and we dont know who it is. we thought it was you." sasha said in an honest tone.
connie rubbed erens shoulder, holding back his laugh. "you good, fam. she prolly just went to talk about the situation with sasha."
"ion know man, you know it aint ever sum good happening when she get wit sasha." ony looked at eren. "who knows what they coulda did when they was out yesterday."
ignoring the way ony purposely tormented eren, making everybody laugh, armin looked down in his phone, biting his lip.
eren stood up, pushing connies hand away from his shoulder, with an irritated look on his face. "Ian fuckin playin." he mumbled, pouring himself another drunk and walking off towards the back door, pushing past anyone that got in the way.
as everyone got serious and quiet, connie looked at armin. he looked at connie, basically reading his mind.
armin sighed, getting up to go check on eren. he looked around outside until he saw him, sitting by the pool by himself, where was no one there. he sat on the end of a lounging chair and armin did the same on a chair that was right beside him.
"you good?" he asked after a long silence.
eren looked at the water flow in the pool due to the jets and shook hie head, leaning over.
"they up in there playin and shit, I just wanna know what's wrong wit my girl."
armin sat there and listened, looking at the ground. "did sum happen before she started actin like that?"
eren took a sip from his cup and shook his head. "we was being lovey dovey as hell. cuddlin and shit. no argument, no nun. I checked on her, asked her if she was good she said yeah. morning came, she getting ready and shit, out all day and night, and she aint come back til this morning."
armin just licked his lips and tucked them between his teeth, thinking about the situation.
he never really knew how much eren cared about you, based off the things he saw and the things he said. the way he talked about your relationship.
not that it was in a bad way, but in a way that made it seem like eren didn't really care about it. from what armin knew, you and eren never talked things out, only had sex and whatnot, setting the problem to the side.
he also know eren started being quiet about it.
stopped telling him, maybe not just him, you guys' business.
he did feel bad. knowing that eren actually wanted things to work out between you and him and not just going and fucking other girls like he did in his past relationships.
a part of armin wished eren did what he used to do and tell armin he could have the girl he was with, because she was useless to him now.
he never agreed with what eren said or took that chance. but you meant so much to him in only the span of a week, he couldn't help but want you.
"you sure you aint do nothing? like... to trigger that? she ever acted like that?"
he hoped he did.
"hell yeah, when I make her mad she'll ignore me for a good few minutes to a hour, but it aint ever been for the whole day." eren took a deep breath and sighed. "and im positive Ian do shit. I know I do sometimes, but right now, I know I didn't."
armin leaned back on his hands.
he liked you, he really did. it was a shame you even chose to be with eren, because he liked you.
"just... try to talk to her tonight about it." was all he could say. eren was still his best friend, and he had to be there for him as a friend, not as someone who was jealous that he had the girl he'd always hoped for.
you sat upstairs, away from all the crowds with mikasa and sasha. you three sat on the bed, legs crossed.
all of you were drunk, tipsy, whatever, trying to figure out what to do.
"you love him, right?" mikasa asked.
"who, eren? of course." you answered.
"wait, so what was the purpose of fucking armin?" she asked, looking back and forth from you and sasha.
you shook your head. "Ion know, and I really shoulda never did it. but he was telling me how eren wasn't a good boyfriend, and in the moment, I already had a few drinks. eren made me mad before we went to the party so I guess it was just something to calm me down."
sasha nodded, looking around the room to think of a solution for you. "you ever considered just admitting to it? I mean, not fully, but you know."
your brows furrowed at the thought. at first, you didn't mind eren finding out you cheated, but now, you didn't care at all.
mikasa stopped your thoughts and held her hand up, "but you gotta think, those messages could be a big ass misunderstanding. you said the number wasn't saved, what if the messages weren't meant for him?"
that was another thing. the messages made it really clear he cheated, but then again there wasn't a 100% chance he did, unless you were to catch him in the act.
"so I dont think you should tell em. if he's that confused, he prolly dont even know he, quote on quote, cheated." mikasa pointed at you, chugging her margarita.
but even if he didn't cheat, what would you and armin do? you liked armin, sure. but you didn't like him enough to choose him over eren, and you think you made that pretty clear to him.
"I say... talk to him about it." sasha shrugged. "you never talk things out with him, so talk to him about it. let him know 'I know you cheated.'"
mikasa nodded. "just dont let him find out you did."
after a few hours of anxiety and drinks, you had sasha drop you off, since she was the most functioning girl out of the group.
eren came a few minutes after you did.
it was past midnight, and you wiped your makeup off in your bathroom mirror.
you'd just gotten out of the shower to at least be a little sober. putting one wipe in the trash, you grabbed another to wipe your lips.
you thought about what mikasa said. what if it was a big misunderstanding? when you weren't being mean to eren in the moment, you couldn't lie like you didn't miss him.
you remembered sasha said to talk it out, but you just couldn't get yourself to talk to him.
he showered in the guests bathroom to give you space. he knew you were drunk, and he didn't wanna set off any emotion by being around you, but he missed you so bad.
you heard the bedroom door close, glancing over for just a second before continuing what you were doing. eren put his clothes in a basket and stretched with a yawn.
he walked to the bathroom, standing beside you and leaning back on the counter.
he wanted to see if he could at least get you back to normal, maybe to avoid talking about how you were acting, because he wasn't good at explaining things when it came to you anyways.
"hey." he said quietly, eyes scanning your whole face. you stayed quiet.
eren pressed his lips together and pushed himself off the counter, leaving the bathroom and going towards your shared bed, where he sat on the edge of it and got on his phone.
you finished your skin care, putting things back in place on the counter before turning the light off and closing the bathroom door. you only wore a tank top and underwear, which was odd to eren because you'd always sleep in his clothes at night.
he didn't look at you when you walked to your side of the bed, instead of crawling over him just to get on his nerves.
or when you sat on the end of the bed instead of laying beside him, grabbing the remote and finding something to watch on the tv.
a long silence washed over you two, the ambiance of the tv being the only thing keeping him from going insane.
he didn't face you, he still sat on the end of the bed. but he put his phone down and put his face in his hands, sighing deeply.
"ion know what I did. I promise ion know what I did." he started off. you didn't turn around, but you took your eyes off the tv and listened.
"you cant sit here and keep ignoring me, cus ion know why you doin it. if I did sum, y/n, talk to me about that shit. you been out all yesterday, and I promise im not assuming you been wit somebody else, cus you said you was wit sasha, but if its somebody else you want, ion care dude, just say that." eren looked over at you, staring at the back of your head.
"I trust you as much as I love you, im not gon leave you alone. if sum wrong, yell at me, scream, mutter under yo breath, ion care." he looked away. "just dont ignore me. that shit hurt." he looked back at you. "im talmout, you barely talk to me. you aint been answering my messages, you know how long it been since we kissed? a long ass time for us. you know."
you felt a small ache in your heart. you didn't wanna talk to him at all.
you just turned to face him, making eren sit up and turn towards you. "ion know who texted yo phone that night, last night, but whoever it was, they can have you."
now, of course you didn't mean what you said, but you were speaking off of emotions and not true feelings.
you saw the puzzled look on erens face and you scoffed. "them hoes dont love you like I love you, and ion know why I gotta keep telling you that." you shook your head, looking deeply into his eyes.
he knew what you were assuming, but before he could defend his self, he wanted to reassure you.
"when I tell you, on everything I love, I never cheated on you in my fuckin life." he put his hand on his heart. "like from the minute we got together, y/n, I never cheated. I know Ian shit sometimes, but I know what I be doing." he explained. "so right now, bruh please believe me when I say I have no idea what you talkin bout."
you let out and laugh and looked away. "okay, so who was the bitch texting yo phone in the middle of the night, talkin bout y'all was flirting at the party and she know you got a girlfriend, all that shit."
eren dragged his hands down his face and stood up. "Ion know who that was."
"now youn know. nigga you're insufferable, you know that?" you stood up, walking towards him. "you always lyin for these bitches that wouldn't raise a finger for yo ass." you nudged his forehead, making him lick the inside of his cheek and look you in the eyes.
eren just slowly nodded.
it aint do nothing but piss you off more.
"I cant be around you." you mumbled, grabbing your phone and leaving the room. you went to the living room and plopped down on the couch, crossing your arms.
now, you might've still been a little drunk, but you had every reason to be mad at him.
about an hour passed of you being down there by yourself. you scrolled on your phone while laying on your stomach, foot hanging off the couch.
you heard eren coming to the living room, but you didn't say anything. you weren't as mad anymore, simply because you'd kind of forgotten you even argued about it. until you felt him put all his weight on you, and lay on your back.
"eren get back." you struggled to get him off of you and he hummed, "mhh mhh" as he kissed your cheek.
"ion want no kisses, move!" you covered your cheeks and turned your face away from him.
"why not?" he rolled off of you to lay on the floor beside the couch, putting his arm behind his head.
"cus you cheated on me." you leaned over to look at him.
eren sighed. "I didn't, baby. I promise, ion know who texted me. ion know how I can prove it, cus it took yo ass so long to ask me about it, but ion know who number it was, or why they texted me. I was wit ony and jean the whole time at that party."
your eyes trailed erens face. you really wondered if he was lying or not.
"eren just tell the truth. im sick of bein mad."
"I promise, im not lyin. I swear."
well shit.
you didn't know if you wanted to believe him or not.
but erens never been that genuine about anything. he played a lot. he was never that serious.
"okay." you mumbled, standing up and pulling his arm to take him with you.
you went back to your room, eren closing the door behind you two. you sighed and laid on the bed, stretching your arms out.
eren crawled over you, smiling as he laid back on your back. "you know I wouldn't do that shit." he mumbled, grabbing your face and kissing you. you hummed into the kiss. "I know."
"then why you be actin up?" he rubbed your arms before moving his down to wrap them around you. you closed your eyes. "cus I miss you."
"you miss me?" he mocked you with a light laugh, making you playfully roll your eyes. you felt him get off of you and put his knees on the outside of both of your thighs. "been stressed?"
you nodded, laying your head on your arms and closing your eyes. "because of you."
he started to rub up and down your back, softening his eyes at you. "m sorry then." he leaned down and kissed the back of your neck softly before getting back up and slipping his hands up your shirt.
you hated that it reminded you of armin.
almost everything he did reminded you of armin, rather than everything armin did reminding you of him.
you kept your eyes closed, softly humming at the small massage eren gave you.
you felt him move from your back and shoulders to your hips, rubbing them softly with his thumbs and he looked at you. "I missed ya." he said in a low tone.
you felt small pokes on your butt, making you giggle and wiggle around. "I know, stop!" you waved your hand back.
eren bit his lip, rubbing and squishing your butt. "whatchu doin?" you asked, propping up on your elbows and looking back at him. eren looked at you. "dont look at me like that."
you smiled, turning around and stretching your arms in front of you, arching a little.
you felt erens hands on your hips again, and him pressing against you. "you doin that on purpose." he glanced at you, feeling his boner kick in.
you laughed. "doin what, eren?"
he stayed quiet, using his right thumb to press against your clit, tilting his head to get a better view of your reaction.
you licked your lips, letting out a silent exhale, like he just calmed your nerves.
eren smirked a little at seeing your face, and rubbed his thumb softly against your clit and entrance, going back and forth between the two.
he felt you throb against his finger, he felt the way you got so wet at almost the smallest thing. he loved how much your body loved him.
how you couldn't resist to rub yourself against him, softly humming at the sensation.
it made him feel so nice. not only on the outside, but the inside.
eren leaned down, his hand slowly moving up to your breast. he softly massaged it while kissing behind your ear. "wanna have sex?" he mumbled, pressing his bulge against your butt.
you bit your lip, opening your eyes to look at him, and you nodded.
eren grabbed your chin to lift your head and gave you soft kisses on your neck, sucking at sensitive spots. he knew your body better than anybody else.
once he saw a hickey start to form, he let your head go and pushed himself off of you. he spread his legs further on each side of you, tapping your thigh. you raised your butt, arching your back and moving back against him.
"be patient, baby." eren slightly pulled his sweats down, grabbing his dick and moving closer to you. he pulled your underwear down and off of you, tossing them to the other end of the bed.
he gripped your ass, grinning at the way you throbbed around nothing, and glistened already. he teased you with his thumb, knowing you hated that.
"erennn, come onnnn" you whined. he tied his hair back and moved his hand up your waist.
you felt him slowly slide the tip in, effortlessly, stretching you out with every inch.
"oh my god..." you moaned softly, gripping the sheets already.
eren pulled you against him slowly, groaning at how slick you were, the way you tightened around him, it drove him crazy. "I missed you." he whispered. before you could return the favor, he started to thrust in and out of you.
"f....uck, I... I missed youuu" you moaned, toes curling, and fingers starting to hurt from the grip you had on the covers.
"mhm? you did?" eren bit his lip, thrusting at the same pace, but harder. you definitely pissed him off earlier. moans kept slipping out as you blabbered everything that came to your mind. "yeah... oh my g- yes...!"
your brows furrowed. he hit your g spot perfectly, gripping your ass with a force so hard, it felt amazing.
"aw, baby, you feel so good. you know that?" he leaned over on one arm, using his other one to hold you close to him. he pressed on your stomach, making you go completely silent, but lips still parted.
that's how he knew he hit the spot.
suddenly, you gasped and let out a long moan.
"talk to me, baby." he mumbled, pressing even harder. you grinded against eren as he continued to thrust, hard and meaningful. "fuck, eren, I love you, I love you so much!"
he nodded, slowing the thrusts down. he got up, pulling out slowly.
your body dropped, and you shook your head, looking back at him. "why you stop, eren?" you asked softly.
eren turned you over and made you lay on your back. "so we can have sex." he muttered, not taking his eyes from between your legs. instead, he spread them, positioning himself at your entrance.
you put your arms beside your head, looking deeply at eren. when you felt him slide back into you, you both let out small gasps, eyes locking with each others.
he grabbed your waist, pulling you closer as he slowly thrusted into you again. your hands flew to his wrists, eyes rolling back, and back arching. he felt too good to be true.
"so big..." you whispered, trying your best to suppress your moans. eren licked his lips, "I know" he replied, taking his shirt off and tossing it on the floor. he leaned over you, quickening his pace.
every thrust earned a breath or a moan. you dragged your hand down his chest, opening your eyes to look him in his. you wrapped your arm around his neck, and the other around the back of his shoulder.
"harder.." you whispered, looking at him with glossy, sweet eyes. eren stopped, adjusted his self, and there it was. you wrapped both of your arms around his neck, moaning in his ear, as he groaned in yours. "so tight." he leaned more into you, pink flushed face in your neck.
"oh.. fuck.." he groaned, feeling you tighten around him. you were so wet, so warm. he was so big, felt so good.
and you wrapping your legs around his waist didnt make it any better. matter of fact, he got deeper.
you moaned and whined in his ear, mixed with his moans and choppy groans in yours, it mixed like liquid.
"why you doin me like thisss?" you whined, softly hitting his back. "I cant... I cant do it, E!" you dug your nails in his shoulders.
he frowned at the pain, but he didn't stop you. "you can." he thrusted harder and slower, making you yell out, your hands moving to grip the sheets again. "I- I cant..." you moaned softly, moving your legs from his waist, and spreading them instead.
"you let somebody else fuck you?" eren grunted, moving his lips from your neck to your lips, grabbing the back of your head to raise you towards him, starting to tongue kiss you.
he pulled away, moving up to grab behind your knees, gripping your legs. "huh? somebody else had this pussy?"
with the sensation of constant throbbing and an upcoming orgasm, you quickly shook your head. "no.. no" you furrowed your brows, looking down at his stomach.
you felt his hand leave one of your legs and grab your face, forcing you to look at him.
"dont lie." he stared deep into your eyes, quickening his pace. you tried to stop your eyes from rolling back, as you gripped his wrist, your legs tightened around him, slowing him down.
"open em." eren looked down, letting your face go. you whined and whimpered, "I cant, erennnn" that 'sad' expression washed over your face.
you tried your best to hold back on cumming, but you were so close.
all of a sudden, you felt your leg go in the air, and on his shoulder, the other one being forced open. "and dont cum." he groaned, starting back fucking you.
"come onnn" you moaned, reaching down, but eren smacked your hand, looking at you as he fucked you senseless. "somebody else been in this pussy, y/n?" he knew you could already barely talk, you were too busy moaning.
you shook your head, opening your eyes and looking eren in his. "no..."
eren threw his head back, grabbing your ankle. "hah... fuck, dont fuckin lie." he dug his nails in your thigh. "they fuck you better?"
hell naw.
"nooo, fuckkk eren!" your legs started to twitch. "no?" he mocked. you shook your head. "no, no, I promise" you tried to move away, but he only moved closer to you, and seemingly even deeper.
"you love me?"
"yeah... yes... I love you so much, baby.."
eren let go of your ankle, pushing your leg off of his shoulder, and pressed down on your stomach, fucking you harder than before.
"oh... oh my.." you felt your legs start to shake, and you tightened around him.
your whole body twitched, and you arched your back, feeling erens warmth full you up.
he groaned one more time, pulling out and letting the rest of his cum hit your stomach. he kept his thumb in your still throbbing entrance to keep his cum from dripping on the bed.
you laid there, panting as he leaned off the bed, grabbing his shirt from the floor and cleaning you up with it.
he fixed his pants, and you reached over to grab your underwear, putting them back on.
eren laid back on the bed, waiting for you to come out of the bathroom after doing your business.
you washed your hands, cut the light off and shut the door, making your way back over to eren, who was obviously still shirtless, and looking at you.
you crawled on top of him and grabbed his face, kissing him softly.
his hands slid down inside your underwear, moving your body against his.
"we gotta be closer." he said quietly. reaching and pulling off your tank top, only a bra showing.
he wrapped his arms back around you. his body was warm, mixing with the warmth of yours, you felt his heartbeat against your chest as you kissed him softly all over his face.
"you believe me now?" he asked, closing his eyes as you continued to kiss him.
you smiled. "I do."
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markos-husband · 2 days ago
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Hector Valentino Airnesto Condicionado Headcanons
Sfw
• Chubby. Without a doubt this man is chubby. We never really get a good look at Hector without his cardboard box he calls clothes (I love you Hector, please get some actually clothes my love). We can see his body a bit better in his ending and, to me at least, he look very clearly chubby but its also kinda hard to see his body.
• I love his face so much, I can't even describe it. His soft jaw, his slight double chin, his curls, his crooked nose AHHHH- He's so perfect.
• He has some of the best handwriting you've ever seen. His cursive his beautiful but him writing in Spanish is other worldly with how beautiful it looks. I think that he loves to leave you letter and notes for you to find, especially if he knows you're having a hard day.
• Smells sooooo good. I imagine him smelling like hazelnut, cocobutter, and that smell when you turn on the heat for the first time in the winter, that sorta smokey, dusty smell. He's also well groomed. He uses soap, body wash, shampoo, conditioner, and a hair mask every time he takes a shower, and not a five in one.
• He's gives off Phantom of the Opera vibes for sure and I thinks he's definitely written songs for you but I dont think he a good singer. I love him! But that man couldn't sing to save his life, his off tempo and slightly off key. It not his voice that's the problem, just rhythm issues.
• Speaking of Hector's voice, he does occasionally speak to you in his deep voice, especially during intimacy but he get embarrassed talking like that when there isn't a barrier between you and him. I actually like his natural, higher voice despite a lot of people not. If you don't like Hector in his cardboard box, high pitch, double chin form, you dont deserve him as he faceless, mysterious figure in the vents 😤.
• Some of his favorite nicknames for you are "my love" "my darling" "mi amor" "sweet boy" and "my starlight" when he's feel poetic.
Nsft
• Average size. He isn't crazy big but he's not small either. He had dark curls down there that he trims now and then but most let's go wild. VERY sensitive tip that constantly drips pre-cum, no need for lube!
• Switch but mostly a bottom, and definitely a sub even when he tops. If you ask him to be more dominant he will but you're always the one in control over him. He focuses on your pleasure always, please tie him up and make him cum a few times.
• He's loud but very embarrassed about it. He covers his face as tried his best to be quiet but when you pin down his hips to keep him from squirming and thrust so deep you hit his prostate, how can he be quiet? All the objects in the house know about what happened just from Hector. He always tries to talk during sex which get a bit frustrating because he just keeps telling you that he doesn't have to cum and that he'll be okay when he very clearly is about to cum from your touch. Gag him and the moan and whimpers that escape will be ungodly.
• Very open to trying new thing. Bondage? He can tie a good knot and doesn't mind the feeling of control being taken away. Toys? Anything that will make your experience more pleasurable even if they toys are for him. Wax play? Ice cubes? Uh, he might be a bit too into this one...
• Begs. This goes along with how loud he is but he will beg like there is no tomorrow, he is not ashamed to ask for what he wants.
• Aftercare is cleaning each other up and then cuddling. Hector is the little spoon, without a doubt, but he also really likes to read to you afterward when you're all cuddled up in your warm blanket.
First time doing headcanons in years bro, I hope yall like this!!
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maruflix · 2 days ago
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welcome, y/n, to the prestigious furin university! we have many clubs for you to join and a reputable student council for those looking for new friends! just watch out for the boys that are competing for your heart!
[02/12] EMERGENCY CLUB MEETING prev | masterlist | next **black background is endo’s phone
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“Hey, Sakura-chan!” the aforementioned boy looks up to see his new club’s vice-president, Endo Yamato, grinning down at him. A towel is slung over his shoulder, his forehead already shining with a thin layer of sweat from the warmup from earlier.
“Your friend,” Endo exchanges a glance with a silent Takiishi Chika, “is she coming?”
Sakura blinks, then nods. “She’s on her way.”
With that, his hand trembles slightly. Although Sakura is adept to fighting, so much so that it becomes like second nature to him, fighting while being watched by his longtime crush is a different thing altogether. Even though Endo said he’ll let him win..
‘I want to do my best.’
Endo studies Sakura’s face go through several expressions with a smirk. He already knows what’s going on in Sakura’s little head. “Hey now, you’re not thinking about going all out, right?”
Sakura pauses, then looks at him.
“Hey, hey. You’ll scare off your girl like that.” Placing both hands on his hips, Endo cackles, “This is just for show, you know? For show!”
‘Oh,’ The tips of Sakura’s ears blushes red, ”R-right. We can’t get too bloody, right? It’s a club activity, after all. We’re going to scare her off.”
Satisfied with how easily he can convince the naïve freshman, Endo places a hand on Sakura’s shoulder comfortingly. “Righto! No worries, just play along.”
Sakura nods, gratefully.
In the distance, Chika watches Endo’s smirk twist menacingly, wondering what the hell that devil can be planning next. ‘Well, anyway...’ he stretches, catching glimpse of your figure at the clubroom door—
‘This is going to be fun.’
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“Go get him, Sakura-kun!” Both Suo and you are cheering him on, but your voice is the only sound that continues to reverberate in Sakura’s head.
Endo casually shrugs his jacket off, then flings it to Togame who catches it with ease. As promised, Togame has his phone ready to record.
“Ready?” Chika says as the two men approach each other, “Let’s have a clean fight.”
Endo immediately strikes.
His jab hit Sakura straight in the right side of his face. Although Endo was not using his full strength, it catches Sakura off guard as he stumbles slightly.
“Sakura!”
Your panicked yell snaps Sakura out of his trance. He doesn’t know what’s happening, but he knows one thing for sure—
He’d rather die than embarrass himself in front of you.
Endo has to admit, Sakura put up a good fight. His kicks are powerful and he’s as sturdy as a rock. But he knows that his first blow has shaken Sakura greatly, and there’s no coming back from it. He will only get more tired, sloppier, as the fight drags on.
Deciding to take pity on him, Endo kicks him especially hard on the sides. Sakura stumbles, and when he’s about to stand up again, his head throbs and he falls to the ground.
“Hold it! Match’s over.” Chika calls out.
‘Wasn’t planning on landing another hit anyway.’ Endo sighs at Sakura’s crumpled figure on the ground and sneaks a glance towards the crowd, smirking when he locks eyes with you.
‘Are you seeing this? Aren’t I cool?’
Endo’s heart drops when you glare at him with the intensity of a lion before running to Sakura’s side.
“Sakura-kun! Are you okay?!”
Endo watches you lead Sakura outside, supporting him with your whole body. Suo immediately gathers his things and helps you, bidding everyone else farewell with a curt bow.
Endo turns to Togame, but the man sighs in response, already typing away on his phone. He then turns to Chika, trying to find justification, but the red-haired man merely closes his eyes and shakes his head.
‘Fuck.’
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aprito · 2 years ago
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sos month day 16: like fire / like water wanted to redraw something from 2015 and remembered how badly i wanted to replay the game this is based on. tldr battle ninja island everyone is alive and cant die for some reason. platonic extremely jaded old man sewercidal sasori x zero nerve no respect for male authority figures teenage brat sakura is too good to pass up. dial that shit up to 200%. basically the worst month ever for the both of them
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dukeofthomas · 1 year ago
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Here's my controversial opinion; if you're trying to write Bruce as a non-abusive, good parent, you should also write him respecting his kids' privacy, boundaries, and not stalking&surveying them.
#my dc posting#dc#batfamily#batman#bruce wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#looking thru ur kids phone tracking them giving them no privacy etc etc is deeply damaging#but yall aint ready for the ''stalking is their love language' is super toxic' conversation </3#also can we retire the JL being completely chill about it. 'batman just knows things' not being bothered their secret identities were found#out etc can we. stop coddling the batfam#i just need someone anytime to please just call them out like 'hey dont fucking surveil me' like that is actually extremely unethical#and its frankly not hard to write a batman who doesnt invade his kids privacy n boundaries etc#controversially when reading fic where theyre supposed to be healthy n getting along i want to actually feel like its deserved n good for t#hem#instead of sitting there going 'woo thats toxic' 'oh that even worse' 'why are we passing over all that'. like i dont wanna be thinkin they#should go no-contact when its supposed to be fuffy n good :(#like if you can write away the hitting n other abuse why is this the one thing that just must always stay#like genuinely it aint hard to write a parent not stalking their children. actually maybe i should remind you all that stalking is not good#or funny#like i feel like w all the joking some of us are actually forgetting its not good. ever. like absolutely never dont stalk ppl#eh idk. this is why i cant stay in any one fandom too long bc i start developing Opinions which inevitably make me hostile to like#90% of the fandom's content 😔
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cankersaurus · 6 months ago
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Toxic Yaoi
#its definitely one sided ON JIM'S PART.#the office us#the office#dwight schrute#jim halpert#i think Jim is like bi or something but he just doesn't see liking men as a real possiblity for him#so even though he most definitely has had feelings for men he just ignores them and chalks them up to bromance nd stuff#but then with Dwight we know that they went on sales calls all the time and used to get along just fine#and im thinking after awhile Jim started realizing the true nature of his feelings#like i dont think he fully thought “i am gay or something” i just think he started to realize the way he thought abt dwight wasn't “normal”#and he was a bit peaved like wth is Dwight's deal? nd i think thats when he started playing his pranks#and he worked up the idea that Dwight “deserved it”#and i don't think Jim's feelings for Pam are fake but i don't think its a coincidence that most of his favorite things abt her involve dwigt#like his way of impressing her and making her laugh is picking on Dwight#the moment he knew he loved her was when she introduced dwight to him (kinda??)#and when Pam starts to be buddies with dwight hes like freaked out#this guy has this weird obsessive hatred towards dwight who hasn't really done anything besides be a bit weird#and they become sorta friends after like SEVEN seasons but Dwight does NOT want his ass#but theres still moments that give a small part of jim some hope like THAT FUCKING SCENE BEFORE JIMS PERFORMANCE AT THE SABRE STORE LIKE OMG#im talking too much in tags ill probly make a follow up post#dont show this to my irls guys#jwight#jim x dwight#schrupert
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fizzysbathtub · 2 months ago
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If you ascribe to the theory of structural dissociation (I don't, but there are some parts that sound perhaps correct, like this one), then you think that all brains start out with no integrated "self" (i.e. plural) and DID happens when childhood trauma prevents the early headmates from fusing into one person. Sooooooo... genuine question. Wouldnt that make all systems that formed this way technically endogenic?? Maybe a lot of alters were formed due to trauma, but the system as a whole wasnt, it was just affected by it.
Just to be abundantly clear in case the plural tags weren't already, I am not looking to hear from anti endos.
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faunandfloraas · 7 months ago
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Seungmin saying they changed song by so it would be easier for people to watch and listen and then me seeing people going "Yes! It's good it's on tiktok and shorts now" and I'm like. Oh. You're all so fucking stupid <3
#half the videos were 10 minutes long#and i say this as an ADHD HAVER MYSELF#if you cant watch something that inst filled with bright colours yelling and childish humour#or a fucking tiktok length#like. well I have nothing to say to you actually highly doubtful you'd even read this far tbh 👍#like we'll never get anything more earnest and serious from skz again if things keep going this way#like the fact these no attention span people keep being catered too is so........... No#same with the songs- I complained about the songs all being fucking 2 minutes 20 seconds#like we all know its b/c of ig reels tiktok and yt shorts we all know this but Fuck who cares lets just go along i guess#i don't think people should watch stuff they are not interested in. i really don't.#but the amount of comments i read on those videos that were just so Nothing#no thought at all#idk like maybe try to listen to what hes saying and formulate anything outside of 'Omg best vocal best visual how many international fans?!#yk what i mean?#you bothered to watch it how about using your brain a little#also makes his whole Im Trying To Get A Moment in all the codes lowkey like.... yeah you pretty much do have to do that huh#like. they cant have down days or quiet days. Just be on all the time and be acting and funny all the time b/c thats all anyone wants-#so cool#there's no room for earnestness. no room for being a little thoughtful and serious. nuh uh#hopefully he does go back to explaining his thoughts after the tour but tbh I dont have a lot of hope for that :)
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guttersvoice · 1 month ago
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thinking about this today.
#the difference in the malik/yb meeting scenes between the anime + manga are like. normal but also wild to me#i was comparing them just now bc i wanted to look at ybs knife (not pictured in the anime)#but the dark alley (anime) vs pier by the sea (manga) is sooo.#the manga gives such a sense of maliks leadership of an organisation as opposed to Guy Who Controls A Handful Of People.. idk#the choice to just stand by the sea and think about what they want to do vs vaguely defined 'shadow battle' with their items#which eventually results in yb just giving up and saying 'id win but i dont care' in the anime..#theres just something about it. they stand quietly with the salt breeze in their hair.#malik is way more forthcoming about knowing things yb doesnt also. and yb is like WAIT FR? WAIIIIT which is kinda cute to me#the manga generally humanises yb a bit more i guess. cocky but scratching and clawing for his goals.#anyway THIS panel is so awesome. malik treating ryou like a tool for his use gifted by his new friend......... welllllll#im not gonna get into the pose/positioning/hairpull. we can just enjoy it ok.#oddly this makes me sort of .. feel like i can add to my stack of Accomplice Ryou Evidence... hes semi-conscious here i think. thats opinio#but like. idk the idea that hes at the point of blindly playing along even if theres no communication yet. whether for self preservation#or more proactively wanting to help. i DO think the turning point for his accompliceisms is the end of battle city#when he realises yuugi lied about the rings whereabouts. and therefore realises that yuugi doesnt trust him.#but this... well if nothing else malik is a warm human presence. and attractive and ryou is gay. soooo#yeah idk i just like the idea of him feigning a SMIDGEN more unawareness than he has. just an itsy bit. just enough.#want to play with him and malik having a conversation first too. where he finally gets to know ANYTHING about what the ring spirit WANTS at#i just think he could agree to it. whether intimidated or persuaded. just my hearts feelings.#onebillion tags attack. go
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thegreatyin · 1 year ago
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this nemesis ambition started out a little slow but I am getting closer to finding that bastard who killed my wife, and I’ll not rest a minute now that im far closer to on his trail
sorry got in character for a second
Anyways fun ambition so far very fucked up though
congratulations on joining the murder club anon!!!! depending on who you ask the name refers to either people who have murdered or people who have witnessed murder. usually both. actually extremely often both. it's a swell time you'll feel right at home (don't mind our collective skyglass knife collection in the back)
#im still not far into nemesis personally but im very much enjoying it#honestly in a weird way it feels like it's moving faster than HD did. which. is funny bc nemesis is like The gated behind item grinds quest#idk. HD was a fun slowburn where we adventured around gathering our rogues gallery before the action kicked in#nemesis on the other hand feels like im picking up halfway through a batman serial#fallen london#ask#it's WAY more fucked up right off the bat than HD was. honestly ive thought abt red honey for ages. that's so fucked up#and we LEAD with that?? Okay#definitely a horrors-filled ambition befitting caeru (the guy who's constantly going through horrors)#it really encourages you to get fucked up and freaky and in ur character's headspace at basically every step along the way#i only have HD to compare it too but HD was like. a lot more interpretative in comparison? at least to me. that's what it felt like#and i adore HD for that dont get me wrong here#HD just also waited until like. halfway through before it asked what the scoundrel actually Wanted out of its heart's desire#nemesis in comparison is right off the bat who died? who are you mourning? anguish. justice. there must be vengeance.#it's a delightfully different vibe!! i like it!!!#oh god sorry anon im doing the classic yin talking way too much in the tags thing again#i havent had much excuse to talk abt nemesis and what i think of it so far and of course its rp effects on caeru#but i do have a handful of thoughts on it#it's good. im liking it so far. it's starting very strong if nothing else. and i have no spoiler knowledge of what happens in the future#beyond the choice between rewards at the very end#and im SO curious how we'll get to that point. what horrors will we adventure through next? off we go to find out!#it's biggest glaring weakness so far is how horrendously grindy it is. and like. ive been warned and done my research ahead of time#im doing it on the same account im seeking. i knew what i was getting into. but also gots damn.#in comparison HD's 5-card lodgings and dreamgate feel like footnotes#anyway while im already way too deep into rambling did you know the honey trip gives you fate?? insane. why does it do that. hilarious even
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boimlerkisser · 11 months ago
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Concept sketch of my new JJBA self insert and her stand, BellaDonna (who will eventually be known as Madonna). Inspired by the song 'Like a Prayer' by...well, Madonna! @sapphire-heart-tippy
(lore dump under the cut, TW for mentions of animal injury and religious trauma)
My self insert (who will also go by Jane) grew up in a deeply religious family and tried to be a good jehovah's witness child that made her parents proud.
One day, she comes up with the power to heal various injuries and ailments, almost to the point of being able to revive the dead. She figures she's given this power by the lord himself and vows to do good with it, but when she's found using them to heal a bird that had been wounded by a cat, her mother falls into hysterics thinking that she MUST be possessed by the devil to have such abilities.
She's punished and shunned by her community while her mother prays for a cure and though she tries to repent her power doesn't seem to go away, so eventually her mother snaps and drags her into the wilderness and attempts to throw her to the bottom of an old well.
Her Stand, which had previously not manifested physically, appears then to cushion her fall and eventually she manages to pull herself out of the well with her Stand's help, who she now believes to be a guardian angel. But not wanting to return home, she runs away to face the world alone, growing jaded and bitter over time. She loses all of her faith, and the power to heal inverts itself, becoming a sort of poison. Something that LEECHES life, rather than heal it.
When she's an adult (my age irl so 25 I guess) she's made her way by becomes a bounty hunter/assassin using her Stand and eventually catches the attention of Dio. Who takes her in and explains to her what her Stand REALLY is, promising to teach her how to properly wield those powers if she agrees to serve him. She reluctantly takes his offer, but starts to see him as a familial figure, since no one else had ever tried to nurture or even accept her gift. Dio is the one who giver her Stand the name BellaDonna, after the deadly plant!
#artfarts#self insert#self ship#self insert art#jojo self insert#jojo oc#jjba#jjba oc#jjba part 3#stardust crusaders#jojo's bizarre adventure#and of course wehehehe she meets polnareff and they eventually get together!!#so...i actually kinda forgot that polnareff actually ALSO starts off as an agent of dio 😂😂 with the mind control thing#idk just HOW influential the buds can be. he seems to retain his personality and it just sorta...dictates his morality#and also does whatever dio says. so when he DOES get mind probed by dio my s/i is already his agent#and what im saying is even when they meet THEN hes flirty as hell and immediately interested in her#cause OFC he is thats his personality 😂😂 its his nature hes french#and ofc we know he gets the bud removed and he joins the main cast so im trying to figure out how jane fits in!!#i definitely dont think she joins or turns immediately#i think they capture her first to CHECK for a bud and when they dont find it theyre like...well what now#pol wont let them kill her so they just sorta drag her along and over time she starts to have a change of heart#i think she expects dio to send someone after her or to save her himself but when other agents keep coming and trying to kill her TOO#she realizes he never really cared about her at all#blah blah angsty stuff aside she starts seeing who polnareff truly is and starts falling for him too!!#ok ive rambled enough here if u read all of this mwah im kissing ur forehead 🫶🫶🫶#🩶 just like a prayer 🩶
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incorrectfatui · 11 months ago
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Crucabena: You know… I really wish you’d just admit you made a mistake sometimes.  Peruere, glaring and stirring her coffee: I prefer it with salt.
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faunandfloraas · 3 months ago
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I will say though that this thing where they put the general gist of what was said or sometimes don't bother to transcribe what was said at all and just do the [x person is doing blah blah] even tho that person is clearly talking for english subs does really annoy me and now that I almost never make a text gifset without attempting to check the original korean it happens /so much/ and it irks me because you absolutely do have the money at that big company to properly subtitle things
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skeletons-in-ur-closet · 8 months ago
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so like do i kms or what
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icewindandboringhorror · 8 months ago
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"We can get through this by working together, reach out to your friends, community is all we have, a social network will be your security in the world, now is the time to lean on others!"
I do agree, and it's scientifically sound (pretty sure there is data about how people with better social networks live longer and etc) but also....augh..... what about the severe social issues, difficulty to leave the house, physical issues which lead to like zero socialization energy a majority of the time, etc. etc. Social support can be a replacement for structural support, but.. I guess I just wish it didn't have to be. Community is extremely difficult to build, even moreso if you're someone who has issues with social cues or group conversations or even just being around others in the first place. And blah, nuance, of course I'm just complaining or maybe being too negative or maybe misunderstanding, but, I hardly have the energy to brush my hair once every 2 months.. how am I supposed to maintain a wide social network and be active in a Community and Join Groups lol... sometimes it kind of feels like "er.. well if thats my only option then...... ruh roh". It's overwhelming
#Kind of like some post I saw a long time ago talking about how even the meanest shittiest most difficult to get along with#elderly people or whaever still deserve to have some sort of systems in place to support them so they're not just relying on the#grace of relatives or etc. who may not be able to deal with them. Not saying that I'm like mean and cruel or anything#but the fact of the matter is in most social situations either I am compromising or the other person is. Not in like an ~`ouuu im so weirdd#nobody willever understand my quirky swagg hee heee~' way but like a.. Just factually the things that make me happy and comfortable#are often incompatible with people. The way I communicate and process things is different from the way other people do and that#is always a barrier. I cannot have ''easy''' interactions. Even with 'understanding' people there is nearly always a significant#amount of effort. You can't walk into a group of people and then be like ''okay you guys all have to wear#masks and you also cant play music too loud and also we should communicate turns of speaking very clearly so group conversations#arent too stressful. and also i need this and that and we have to do this and that and '' etc. etc. You CAN. And some people will#go along with that. but they will ALWAYS secretly resent you for it. You will be the one person they're relieved to not have to be around.#theyre glad when you dont show up since they can go back to doing things however they want and not masking and all these boring#annoying things. OR you can say none of that and just deal with the loud music and the talking and the unmasked people. but then#YOU'RE compromising. and no matter how nice they are it's exhausting to be around and youre just further alienated#while in the presence of people and uncofmrtoabel the whole time.#Which I'm not saying the only form of community is a group setting specificially but just giving that as an example lol#I just wish there were a better option than ''well learn to socialize normally or just suffer then'' . Which I know is not what people are#saying. I guess I just always feel a bit scared when 'community is the answer'. Since its not like 'oh im just socially anxious and need to#get out of my shell~!' or something thats really that remedy-able. It's like.. my mostly unchangeable physical health issues combined#with the mostly unchangable literal way that my brain processes sensory informationand other things means that interacting with#others in a normal and easy way is incredibly difficult and often exhausting especially to maintain in any longform fashion. So then#when it's like ''the answer to staying safe is to maintain longform social connections!! :3 just reach out!!'' then.. ermm... O_O#also I'm not even one of the cutesy shy emotional hermits that's nervous. I'm the Bad Stereotype emotionless robotic cold seeming#looms in the corner of the room type of thing so people have less pity on you in that way. -_- ANYWAY gghj#I need like.. a designated social representative or something.. When I did work in that bookshop forever ago they gave me a#person who basically was just with me to help communicate with others on my behalf and supervise me and stuff. I need that.. Some#more extraverted person I can latch onto and they can maintain the Social Support Network for me and I can just be their +1 to all#of the Social Things and community. I have helpful skills I can contribute to other people and stuff it's just like.. I cant socialize lol#I cook food or something for you.. then you keep me in contact with Community.. a deal. (but then what about when I'm too sick to#contribute? as is often the case. there's not much place for people like me in communities sometimes i fear.. sigh.) ***
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