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I want a fic where Tim unwittingly becomes the rebellious kid after his dad dies because he has a hard time adjusting from his latchkey kid with absentee parents life to the almost constant adult supervision at Wayne Manor.
Like, Tim spent years sneaking around to do Batman shit and even when he got in trouble, if he waited long enough his parents would either leave town or forget about it.
Now he’s getting the ‘I’m not mad, I’m disappointed’ talk from Bruce for skipping school and supplementing half his meals with energy drinks and is just like: ???? Nothing has changed??
Tim gets hurt on patrol and Bruce tells him that Robin will not be out in Gotham the next night, and then gets mad when he finds Tim on a rooftop in his civies taking pictures. Tim is just like: Robin’s not out. I followed your order. What’s the problem?
Tim disappears for a few days following a lead and gets grounded for not telling anybody where he went (even though he did. It’s in the Batcomputer) and for missing school which he interprets as meaning that Robin is grounded (can’t patrol). So it’s confusing when he gets in trouble again for inviting Kon over to hang out because he’s ‘grounded’ which doesn’t even make sense because Bruce isn’t even home??
#Tim is a problem child#he just doesn’t know why#And Bruce doesn’t explain anything so this goes on way longer than it should#all of his siblings are watching his clearly break the rules and are like: damn Tim is ballsy#meanwhile Tim is just going about life as he always has and doesn’t get why it’s a problem now#tim drake#bruce wayne#batfam
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au; Kid is a bit less orderly than how Death made him to be. Or Kid and Blackstar are mad
Dialogue in Yukio Mishima, Confessions of a Mask (pg.82)
#or both kid and blackstar are unbalanced#kid was created for symmetry/balance but when you scale him in another direction just a bit he’s unfit to rule the world w/ blackstar#no god has ever not misused their position in some way and kid is no exception#they fight like it’s a sport#anyways I love them in a fucked up way#there’s like a lil more to it but it’s too long to explain#I made this specifically for myself it is self indulgent but I also like deathstar so please take it from my hands#soul eater#death the kid#dtk#black star#deathstar#soul eater black star#soul eater fanart#kidstar#death star#artist on tumblr#digital art#comic#fanart#myart
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Okay but what about a girl's cock not staying hard enough for her to fuck me. Like it keeps getting soft and she's desperately smushing it into my cunt but it just keeps falling out. So I tell her nevermind her topping and push her onto her back so I can throat her soft cock until she's wheezing and crying a little bit. What then, huh?
Do not derail with your stupid hard cock fantasies!!!!
#I can't explain what demon has possessed me but I can't stop thinking about soft cocks#they're the best to eat out sorry i don't make the rules#t4t nsft#lesbian nsft#my posts
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“Okay but where do the kids get the money for all these ludicrous inventions? They would need millions if not billions for some of them!”
PnF: “Why worry about that? This show is about creativity! About the untapped potential of every day! About children dreaming up the impossible in the way only children can, unbound by the worries of reality! They can build these things because they believe they can!!!”
“That’s fair I suppose… and Doofenshmirtz?”
PnF: “Alimony.”
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#f1#lando norris#oscar piastri#landoscar#alex albon#love Alex just third wheeling landoscar#while trying to explain the rules of monopoly and their just not paying any attention
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Watcher, where have you buried all your players?
check out the finished video on youtube! it might have some errors but i enjoyed making it in the last dew days!!
Its mostly a mess of badly glued together ideas and headcanons but it was fun!
#life series#grianmc#martyn inthelittlewood#jimmy solidarity#pearlescentmoon#bigbstatz#fanart#life series smp#trafficblr#pmv#they are all avians now i do make the rules /j#like... 5 parrots and 5 evo survivors its just perfect#i dont have to explain why grian is the only one with his eyes open do i?#/silly
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Hello Madam. Sorry Madam.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#madam jin#jin zixuan#jiang yanli#'Hey what is WWX trying to do here?' some kind of grab-and-twist maneuver that would be very upsetting to watch.#I know LWJ technically assists WWX in this scene in terms of blocking someone's blow on his behalf -#- but let's be honest. Real friends stop you from doing the truly stupid things.#Or maybe it was envy. Penis envy. The non-freudian kind.#Regardless...man this whole scene was just full of “and then someone else walks in”.#I swear to god every cultivator who is supposed to be hunting ends up wandering into this part of the woods.#a bonus for me because it gives me several good joke opportunities.#Madam Jin gets top prize for best entrance and exit. I wish her all the best. And a divorce…madam please leave him…#And can we please address the horses? I love horses. But why...why do they ride in on horses when they HAVE FLYING SWORDS?#I can only imagine it is for the dramatic flair? It just feels so jarring hearing someone clip clop in#and then another person swoop in on a sword.#The rules of mdzs's world can get fuzzy and I have to nod in an impressed manner at how much MXTX gets away not explaining.#Maybe the sword gets tired after a while and they need to give it a break? Maybe there is a sword union that dictates working hour limits?#…Would that make Chenqing a scab? Oh god it would… unions *hate* this flute!
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hold on when did the subreddit add this rule lmao
#dnp#dan and phil#phan#someone really needs to temp ban dnp they seem to be getting a free pass on rpf just for being famous smh#i swearrrrr this was not there when i last checked#someone asked for fic recs a month ago and that didn't get removed?#lmao i kind of wonder if the post i made about how they seem to have a no shipping rule that isn't listed anywhere made them add it#though it didn't get much attention so that seems unlikely#sure whatever. i get that moderating is annoying and some stuff is just banned bc it's hard to moderate and it's not a values judgement#but i don't think rpf is particularly hard to moderate though so this seems like more of a values judgement lol#haklgsfdjadglf i mean i left the subreddit ages ago for reasons like this so#lou is loud#r/danandphil#trying to 'discourage' shipping dan and phil on a dan and phil themed subreddit is so crazy when even dnp make so much phan content#but yeah ok that explains why the rpf poll kept getting removed#EVEN WHEN IT WAS LITERALLY JUST A SCREENSHOT OF DAN'S POST#i can't evennnnnn#what is going ON in reddit phannies minds i need to study them under a microscope#this is genuinely better than an unspoken rule. i will give them that#at least expectations are clear
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Prompt:
Jason keeps accidentally drawing parallels between his running away to Ethiopia and getting killed.
He leaves a note saying he‘ll be back soon? Three terrified bats AND a supe crashing through the roof of a 7/11.
Casually mentioning he‘ll be going overseas to check up on a lead? Surprise! Nightwing‘s going the same way! What a coincidence!
Jason pushes someone off the roof? “Don’t worry Jaylad, I know it was an accident!!!!”
The next gig takes place at an abandoned warehouse? “Explosives whomst?? No, Jason, of course I didn’t scout the area beforehand. Don’t be absurd. Your bombs?? Oh, those were yours?”
Look, it’s not that Jason doesn’t appreciate a demonstration of how much they care. But he’s getting seriously fed up with the level of overprotectiveness everyone’s displaying.
Although, in retrospect, he could have handled this whole thing better than having an open spat with Bruce and then disappearing on them for two months straight. Oops.
(In his defense, Kori got them cards for a once-in-life-time-space-opera.)
#prompt#still stuck in the hospital and I need something to giggle at rn#and what’s better for it than some batfam crack#Jason did not think that last one through#that stunt was not worth Bruce having a genuine and full blown meltdown#also can someone please explain why everyone’s got contingency plans for Nightwing on display?#what do you mean you haven’t slept for a week Tim?#WGAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR’RE LEGALLY A ROGUE NOW!?#Kori I need you to extend our space trip-#Kori: hell no you’re on your own bye#Kori: Roy get Biz and then we’re outta here#Kori: we’ll check back next year if earth still exists#Alfred: … I take it I can store the guns back in their appropriate places?#Jason: ????????????????#jason todd#batfamily#dick grayson#bruce wayne#batfam#robin#tim drake#red hood#unhinged family#protective#I snuck a teeny tiny amount of implied superbat in here#because Clark has adopted all the bat children sorry I don’t make the rules
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Strong believer that Kaeya can’t stomach anything medical. Injuries during a fight or getting stabbed or cut yeah, the moment it’s being treated? Nauseous and can’t stand to look at it.
Growing up crepus had to hold him in his lap during vaccines to keep his arms pinned cause he used to either try to run away or was a fainting risk, couldn’t even watch Diluc getting his own shots done cause he’d start panicking
Fell out of a tree once playing with Barbara and broke his ankle, Barbara couldn’t leave him alone so they sat there for hours till Diluc and Jean were out from knight training and came looking for them cause she didn’t trust Kaeya not to hyperventilate or injure himself worse if he was left alone (she enrolled into healer classes through the church a few months after)
When he and Diluc had their fight he tried to heal himself but couldn’t stomach the sight of the burns, he tried hiding it and stayed in a cave he and the others used as a secret base but eventually Jean came looking for him leading up to Crepus funeral and found him half conscious with a severe fever. He doesn’t remember it but after that and even well into the months following when it was healed enough he shouldn’t have reacted as badly to the sight, Jean was the only one he let change his bandages
The other knights all like to tease him for it, but even today when Albedo and the church are doing seasonal rounds of shots Kaeya is a flight risk and still has a 50/50 chance of fainting. Klee has to drag him to get it done and Albedo is the only one who can give him the shots without Kaeya trying to run or escape
#kaeya is scared of needles#or anything medical#I don’t make the rules#I can’t explain it he just gives the vibes#genshin impact#kaeya alberich#diluc ragnvindr#jean gunnhildr#barbara gunnhildr#ragbros#crepus ragnvindr#albedo kreideprinz#genshin klee#my post
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I don’t know why I drew this, but seeing them together in this way is really fun

#trafficblr#life series#joel smallishbeans#ldshadowlady#scott smajor#smallishbeans#lizzie ldshadowlady#smajor1995#my art#I think this is from the intro of last life#just when explaining the rules#so this is a coincidence
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Playin Pocky. Also first kiss, it happened guys!
#the amazing digital circus#tdac#tadc#tadc caine#tadc kinger#tadc bubble#kinger x caine#royalteeth#kingleader#tadc comic#tadc fanart#they're so cute#oblivious kinger best kinger#caine didnt even explain the rules properly#he just stood there he forgot to eat it#also yes caine is doing the peter pose#caine x kinger
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one of my favourite aspects of supernatural that you very rarely see in paranormal shows is that sam and dean are already versed in the world they live in. there’s no sudden discovery of ghosts and demons and now they have to learn about them along with the audience; they are born into it and already know all about it. it allows the audience to follow their personal story instead of also trying to figure out this new world and its rules
the first season is full of knowledge we never see them learn; “w*ndigoes are in the minnesota woods or- or northern michigan. i’ve never even heard of one this far west.” […] “great. well then this [his gun] is useless.” (1x02), “you don’t break a curse. you get the hell out of its way.” (1x08), d: “it’s a god. a pagan god, anyway.” […] “the annual cycle of its killings? and the fact that the victims are always a man and a woman. like some kind of fertility right.” […] s: “the last meal. given to sacrificial victims. d: “yeah, i’m thinking a ritual sacrifice to appease some pagan god.” (1x11)
almost every episode in the first season is a monster they’ve faced before that they then explain to the audience in a way that should feel patronising; like it’s the same speech given over and over again but instead, the audience almost feels included in the knowledge. it’s stated with such an innate confidence and comfort in said knowledge that it feels like we already knew it too; “spirits and demons don't have to unlock doors. if they want inside, they just go through the walls.” […] “the claws, the speed that it moves; could be a skinwalker, maybe a black dog.” (1x02), “it's biblical numerology. you know noah's ark, it rained for forty days. the number means death.” (1x04), “no no no, not the reaper, a reaper. there's reaper lore in pretty much every culture on earth, it goes by 100 different names.” […] “you said it yourself that the clock stopped, right? reapers stop time. and you can only see 'em when they're coming at you which is why i could see it and you couldn't.” (1x12)
they already know and, at least in the first season, already have what they need to kill whatever they’re hunting; already know to salt and burn bones for spirits, fire for a w*ndigo, exorcisms for demons, a silver bullet to the heart for shapeshifters. there’s only three times in the entire first season that they run into something new to them; 1x14 when sam gets his first vision that leads him to another psychic, 1x16 when dean calls caleb for help on the sigil he put together and he tells him about daevas, and 1x20 when they find out vampires are real- and they only don’t know that bc john thought they were hunted to extinction and not worth mentioning
(there’s also technically two half instances if you count one of them knowing something the other doesn’t - sam figuring out the tulpa in 1x17 and dean already knowing about the shtriga in 1x18 - but those still rely on sam and dean having prior knowledge)
even when they’re uncertain about facing something, it’s not bc they don’t know what it is; it’s precisely bc they know what it is and acknowledge that it’ll be a difficult hunt (“i don't know, man. this isn't our normal gig. i mean, demons, they don't want anything, just death and destruction for its own sake. this is big. and i wish dad was here.” 1x04)
so much of the tension in paranormal shows typically comes from the main character(s) not knowing what is happening to them/the people around them and having to find out how to resolve it. supernatural is unique in that it operates more like a police procedural. the tension comes from solving the clues and identifying patterns to figure out who (what) the killer is and intercepting before they can take another victim
it’s such a different tone to go for when compared to other shows that came both before, during, and after its run. it sets sam and dean on even footing with each other since they both have the same knowledge going in, and it puts them in a place of authority usually reserved for an outside character
the shows i compare spn to most is charmed, buffy and teen wolf; every main character in those shows are brought into the paranormal world knowing nothing, putting them on the same level as the audience, and they have their mc interact with others already knowledgeable about that world in order to overcome their problem/monster of the week. the audience organically learns about this new world as the characters learn about it. it’s a sound writing strategy that prevents “as we already know”-style exposition but something that complicates it is if your world building isn’t unique or intriguing enough, this slow introduction can become boring
we’ve seen shows like these before; sitting through the same tropes of characters learning to use their powers, struggling with no longer feeling normal/relating to the regular world around them, and not knowing how much they can trust the people already involved in this new world gets repetitive. all three shows eventually reach the same level of comfort with their new world that spn starts with but if the characters aren’t enough to draw you in, you can end up dropping it before they reach that point (and often, before the overarching plot can really kick in and evolve the show beyond the villain of the week format)
it’s the superhero origin movie in tv format; dragged out and overplayed. dropping the audience into an established world of course comes with its own problems but you also have the benefit of pre-existing established character dynamics that let the audience slot in like they’ve always been there instead of just getting to know all the characters while the characters also get to know each other
sam and dean already knowing about the supernatural lets the audience immediately get to the core of the story; the conflict between sam and dean, the search for their father, and the mystery of what killed their mother
#i could go on forever theres literally so many examples#dean figuring the ‘two dark doubles’ is a shapeshifter sam figuring out the changing ghost is a tulpa#also peak how many of these examples come from dean despite them pushing so hard for sam to be the one knowing hunting theory#this format is why i cant stand watching the first season of charmed despite loving it so much#i just cant be bothered watching them have the same struggle ive seen a hundred times play out again#different genre but sons of anarchy does this well too; all the characters are already in the club life and already have inner conflict#spn having such a natural introduction makes me so glad they didnt go with the original plan of sam not knowing about hunting#that wouldve been Painful#watching spn so young has really shaped my view of media bc i legit cant stand things with a learning curve#give me an established world damnit#lord of the rings never stops to explain what a dwarf is! you just go with it! and it rules!#dean is just as theoretical and lore savvy as sam and id go as far to say he actually knows more#instead of trying to do this bullshit brains v brawn divide they shouldve done new tech vs analogue#sams laptop is famous and he also knows how to hack thing where the second dean doesnt know something he defaults to books#have dean be the one where if its written down he can find it almost like a proto bobby#they even kind of support that by him being the one to find the phoenix in s6 when they go through all their books#but this was 2005 and characters could only be so conplex and theyd already decided dean needed to be the hot one and sams the nerd one#side note how many of these metas am i going to write on this rewatch? tbd#side side note included all the quotes and episode numbers makes me feel so academic#coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt#carry on my wayward son#talk meta to me#meta#supernatural meta#spn#supernatural#dean winchester#sam winchester#save post
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me: apple white is actually a really complex character and her moment with the evil queen was one of vulnerability because she can't be frustrated with how things turned out anywhere else and some part of her was still bitter that she had to give up something good for everyone else. the evil queen knew this and was playing on it. she was also playing on the pressure that snow put on her as well to 'get her happily ever after'. all of this resulted into her throwing the apple in the direction of the mirror in frustration (most likely to get her to shut up), which accidentally caused her to free the evil queen which she did not mean to do. once again afraid of making a mistake and this time having people KNOW about it she then covers for the evil queen as she's afraid of what people will think of her and not anything else because she's a flawed character. the evil queen the promises her happily ever after of course but apple doesnt really have a say in it as she's forced to do whatever the queen says in order to keep the facade that shes 'perfect' because (once again) her upbringing made her scared of making any sort of mistake so she tries to cover for herself instead.
people for some reason: YOURE JUSTIFYING HER FREEING THE EVIL QUEEN!?!?!?
#im not justifying it but explaining the complexities behind the situation that for some reason people miss#apple has flaws and its perfectly fine not to like her for those and think shes annoying because of it. but completely ignoring her writing#and her character is annoying as hell. shes a teenager who was brought up for one thing. ruling the kingdom for her story#so when that falls apart and she gives that up of course shes gonna feel antsy and a little bitter about it. i didnt like this personally#but it does make sense for her character and how she has little empathy for the rebels as she doesnt understand them#now... WHEN SHE FREED THE EVIL QUEEN it is not something that she did on purpose. it was an accident that was set off by frustration#it was the accumulation of all her faults come together and her freeing the evil queen helped her see that. shes not justified in doing it#but just straight up making it seem like apple meant to do it and MEANT to ruin everything pisses me off sm#apple white#eah#ever after high
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man. there comes a point where derap keeps admitting to doing things like vodwatching his teammate, "accidentally" having peoples streams open Just long enough to see a funny moment he can talk abt on stream, intentionally seeking out lifesteal spoilers, or using replay mod to see things he isn't supposed to know abt like the focus swords during the spawn war that it becomes incredibly difficult to trust anything he says or to continue giving him the benefit of the doubt
bc if he will admit to doing stuff like That fully on stream then how can it be trusted that he isn't cheating in other ways? like idk maybe its not that serious to anyone else but there's a reason the rules are the way that they are and even IF he claimed to not use the information he has on the server itself, his decisions and thought processes and everything are all still very much being influenced bc he has information he should not have :(
#lifesteal spoilers#crit#im sorry if im being a complainer its js like#weh#he always toes the line of cheating like this has been an issue since the spawn wars back in november at least#when he used replay mod to check the focus inventory and find evidence that he can use to confirm his theory. i didnt like it#but it wasnt Technically against the rules so it was like okay whatever#but then he kept doing things and admitting to things that similarly arent Technically against the rules but its like. cmon dude.#or even admitting to things that Are breaking the rules but explained off or framed in a way so it isnt that bad#it gets so annoying and like difficult to trust in what he says and in his intentions yk#maybe im js being silly idk like sorry if its a non issue and im overreacting LOL#i feel like im overthinking as i type this all
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This one is dedicated to @shirokokuro, who made a lifeguard AU fic to fill the void where there was none.
Read it here! It's great: https://archiveofourown.org/works/51598429
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#modern au#mdzs au#nie mingjue#lan xichen#lan wangij#wei wuxian#I am still so flabbergasted. And boy it is such a treat of a fic. Thank you for making my dream come true. 5k+ is WILD!!!#You made me laugh so many times! The jokes were on point!#I have *not* been able to stop thinking about:#"Lan Zhan has half a mind to march over and explain aquatic safety to them.#(“Wow you're so familiar with the pool rules“ the lifeguard would swoon. ”Let's run away together!“)”#The truly unhinged Lan Pining was very well done!#LWJ suffers emotionally but in only the most teenji way he possibly could.#Also I'm such a nerd - I love the fact you put links in for reference. Genuinely felt giddy each time#I will make people read this fic with every power bestowed upon me
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