#asexual rizz

[charliethechandelure]

When you're asexual but you still want to make your friends simp

"It's for anatomy purposes I swear"

[correlance]

The "big jerk chad" discussed is Seviathan, Charlie's ex-boyfriend.

[moonysfavoritetoast]

@merealsssss

[kittykatninja321]

Post-Flashpoint comics have been trying to push the idea of Jason as a ladies man and each time I have just not been convinced I say this with all the love in my heart I will concede to the fact that Jason Todd has had sex maybe 3 times. If I’m being generous

[all-the-random-stuff-im-into]

Asexuals for some reason have the ultimate rizz despite us experiencing no sexual attraction. Like I don’t know what it is or how it works but it’s just how it is and if I guess this is a burden I will just have to bare.

[lazykebabvagina]

If you got girl problems I'm sorry son, I have 99 problems but a b!tch ain't one

[omgthatonenerd06]

am i.... riz gukgak coded?????

[sir-arlieosaurus-lung-struggler]

lmao someone flirted w/ me today (an aroace story time 🔵💙⚪️🟡🟠)

during lunch the last couple days a boy (lets just call him Jay) & his friend group kept just randomly sitting at mine & my groups table (weird cause normally "the boys" dont usually bother us, the guys sit on 1 end of the really long tabel and like 90+% of the other 2/3 of the tabel is gay, I originally didn't think too much of it cause I'm on the very end of the gay sector, it was weird tho cause they asked if they could sit there) anyway Jay & his group sit next to us, Jay specifically next to me each time they sit down w/ us, then get up and leave, then come back. Yesterday Jay didn't bother me much aside from asking what I was doing on my phone but today Jay kept poking me while im listening to music, which honestly didn't bug me much I was just kinda sitting there unamused. The final time Jay pokes me he asks... "are you from Tennessee?" *me not only misshearing it to be "are you with x boy in our grade" but also not getting it after i realize what he said* "... nno-?" "Cause your the only ten I see" then my imidiate responce was "I'm good thanks" 😂

I lost my shit for a good 15 minutes after lunch just cause my reflex responce lmao. It just feels weird tho lmao- like- just that someone would flirt w/ me i guess?? Ik that sounds self depricating in most contexts but for me its coming from genuine confusion?? Like why?? I think my logic is just "i get i look cute, just don't tell me that (unless like were really close friends)" & its weird too cause i cant even tell if they were being genuine lmao the, group was chuckling the whole time but i cant tell what tf was going on?? (I can't even understand whats going on at my table 90% of the time w/ the ppl ik let alone strangers)

Whats even better? I remember Jay from elementary school. we were never friends, barly talked ever, but I remember him cause my moms was friends with his uncle in highschool & they ran into eachother at the store ONCE ever.

All this leads me to thinking: what if someone actually asks me out? Cause ik for like 99% of ppl they'll mean it in a romantic way??

[fruitybuck]

“i can give you my number,” marissa said.

neil didn’t remember asking for it at any point that night. “what for?”

i love neil so much 😭😭😭😭

[space-aroace-reader]

I love that I can joke about being aroace with my friends!

[carmendeiact2whenplz]

What if- aroace Venti who loves to flirt with people and will often times try to rizz people up and gets internally really happy when they (the people) get flustered (yay! the w rizz worked!) and proceeds to be filled with the most indescribable rage and agony when said person proceeds to ask them out on a date a few days later

[vioisgoinginsane]

HOW'D YOU BAG SUCH A BADDIEEEEE

Wish i could play this could but I DON'T KNOW

[mugco]

me if being the most flirty asexual was an award

[t4tdanvis]

zane rizz’meave. he gets like 1 ounce of confidence and suddenly he’s pulling multiple bitches

zane if he was as cool as he thinks he is

[funyjuice]

New profile pic ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

[arcaneyouth]

being asexual is sooo annoying. "ace people can also have sex" that's literally not what i was talking about where the fuck did you come from leave me alone????????????????????????????????????????