Sometimes.
Just sometimes.
Bruce, tired father of too many children, wished for a small break.
Just a tiny one.
He pinched his nose, cowl covering his head and expression and glared.
"I can't believe you snitched on me!" Billy batson, freshly revealed teen and sitting on his usual spot during meetings, hisses.
"If I have to get parented, so do you!" Danny fenton, also freshly revealed teenager, glared right back.
"Boys." Both their attention snapped to wonder woman, still tense and warry.
"Do you two have adult supervision, at least." Batman asks, feeling slightly more drained than before, he can feel Nightwing's stare at the back of his head, coming closer.
"Do the voices count?" Danny asks, to which Billy nodded. "Yeah, do they? Zeus has strong opinions, and many kids. He probably can parent, somewhat."
They shrugged both, like they hadn't just opened another whole can of questions.
"Wait!" Danny snapped his fingers, "what about clocky? He sends us on time missions, has his own lair, and lets us hang around. That counts? Right?"
The other teen nods in agreement.
(Knowing both are black haired and blue-eyed teens, he already knows Dick will never let him live this down. Deceived by children, for YEARS.)
(So much for being the greatest detective.)
(The text he sent to Alfred is between him and his butler dad.)
"Or—"
In the end, the two agreed reluctantly to stay around for a while. The Kents, the Allens, Diana, and the Waynes have opened up their homes to house them permanently.
Much their amusement, they declared, that to make no one jealous, they'd switch homes every other week or so.
That alone smelled like chaos.
Whatever, it was Diana's first week.
(And if the house of mysteries appeared in front of them sometimes, that's also between them and a very suffering John constantine.)
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even if it was true that you somehow went through your entire american education without learning about other countries/cultures (which. doubt. world history is a required course in most american schools) that doesnt change the fact that america is DIVERSE to the point that most big cities will write signs in multiple languages or have literal neighborhoods dedicated to certain cultures so HOW have you avoided all of that? i grew up in a predominately black city and i still lived next to a halal butcher, chinatown, mexicantown, jewish cultural center so like…if youre over the age of 12 confidently saying that you dont know the name of any other country i hate to tell you that that’s not the american education system’s fault. they didnt teach you about omegaverse either and you know all about that!! open your window, look outside, and talk to people!! damn!!!
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no you don't understand, in band of brothers they had all the american actors playing basketball because the english ones were so bad at it, it just wasn't believable
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