#au-ish Spideypool

[steddieunderdogfics]

With great power (series) by dartlekey

@dartlekey

Rating: Explicit

12,881 words, 3/? works

Archive Warning: Graphic Depictions of Violence

Tags from first fic: marvel AU, spideypool AU, (featuring venom), Graphic Injury, Temporary Character Death, Blood and Gore, Mentions of Cancer, keeping a lot of the deadpool movie lore in here so like. dead dove and all that, Trauma Bonding, character exploration, Pre-Slash, meet-cute-ish but with so much violence, and ronance thirdwheeling

Summary of first fic:

Eddie doesn't think before he acts, which is nothing new - as is throwing himself recklessly in harm's way. He usually doesn't do it for someone else, though, so he ends up not just surprising himself, but also Spiderman (whom he just roughly shouldered out of the way), and the guy who was trying to stab Spiderman in the gut and instead stuck his knife into Eddie. Or, from his perspective, into the costumed mercenary slash occasional vigilante known as Deadpool. Eddie looks down at the knife, and back up at the man, who seems very surprised that Eddie is still standing. "Jesus H. Christ, that could hurt someone," Eddie says, and shoots him point blank in the head.

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[moku-youbi]

Okay Hannigram and Spideypool fam, who will allow me to tempt them over to Klive in The Umbrella Academy fandom? We are way too small, and in need of fresh blood. Let me whisper in your ear about why it's awesome! Just look at this grouchy old murderbaby and his pansexual gnc disaster brother???

One's a 58 year old time travelling assassin stuck in his 13 year old body, the other's an immortal conduit to the other side and occasional accidental and reluctant cult leader!

Let's talk about the fact that as soon as Five reappeared after having been missing for 15 years, he takes a break in the middle of his Very Important 'The Apocalypse is Coming' lecture for this exchange: (and how I adore the rest of their siblings being, "wait, can we go back to the whole the apocalypse is happening in a week thing, pls")

Both have some serious PTSD -- Five from being trapped alone in the apocalypse for 45 years then being forced to be an assassin traveling through time killing innocent people. Klaus for a whole boat load of spoilery reasons, but lets say having ghosties haunting him his entire life is a good starting point, and then accidentally serving in Vietnam and losing his first love in the process is a good starting point, but really only the tip of the iceburg...But that's okay, they deal with it in totally healthy ways--by drinking to excess, doing lots of drugs, and never talking about their trauma!

But they get up to wacky hijinks, go on road trips, sing romantic duets, and occasionally open up to each other and have a totally adorable tendency to talk at the same time and reaching the same conclusions <3

Plus, look at these adorable babies!!! Prickly little Five letting baby Klaus hang all over him! Clearly they were crushing hard on each other as kids.

And now some recs! I haven't read a lot because I am working on a long fic, and I don't like being influenced by similar stories. However, there are some great ones I've come across!

Eta this first link was wrong, sorry 😔😔

Soft Sixties by sarkywoman - Lovely season 2 AU where Klaus and Five stick together when they time travel to the 60s, and end up a few years earlier than most of the rest of the gang (like Klaus in the show). It's sexy and sweet and domestic, with great characterisation.I really love Five's unwillingness to lose what he's got, no matter what lengths he has to go to, and how Klaus is all in with him. (I recommend all their stuff tbh, love how they write this ship!) An Unlikely Pair by Schattenmalerin - Pre-canon teenaged Klive. Sadly unfinished, but what's there is really, really great. They have a great dynamic, with precocious Klaus fully aware of what's going on between them, while genius but innocent Five is a little slower catching on. Takes place when their relationship is starting to go from the innocent puppy love stage to the burgeoning awareness of their sexual attraction to one another. I really wish there was more of this *le sigh*

Easy and impossible by Softestsweetestlove - Super sexy and hot season 3 fic with bed sharing and dirty talk. Make sure to read the follow up, as well as all the rest of their stuff. I simply adore how they write these two, with Klaus desperately horny for Five, and Five feeling safe and comfortable with Klaus.

And the couple short fics I've written so far (both for kinktober, so you know, kinky porn):

In the Palm of Your Hands - Post season 3, siblings all living together, Klaus decides to start getting his tattoos done again and is left unable to use his hands for certain things...he and Five have been flirtatiously toeing the line in the next step of their relationship, and Five decides to cross on over and lend a hand. (Kinks - autoerotic asphyxiation, breathplay, body modification, masturbation-ish)

Need to Hear You Say - post season 3 curtain fic with lots of sex. Just wanted to write some fluffy, uncomplicated established relationship with exploring kinks. It was supposed to be short and sweet and got away from me... (Kinks -- all consensual -- dollification, somnophilia, drugged sex, agalmatophilia, slut-shaming, dirty talk, crossdressing but I mean Klaus is GNC anyway...)

[sufficientsucker]

Your Friendly Neighborhood Pool Guy cp.2

“I think something life changing just happened.” The woman beside me turns onto her back and faces me.

“If by that you mean we’ve had sex four times today then-” Vanessa looks amazing like this all sex tired and fucked up. Just perfect.

“No, I don’t mean that. I think something somewhere just happened and that the world will never be the same again because of it.” She doesn’t seem all to impressed with this new information and turns onto her side deciding sleep sounds better.

“What time is it anyways?” She sighs into the pillow.

“4:20 pm.” I answer easily.

“How do you do that?” She turns her head to stare at me in wonder.

“It’s a gift.” She hmms and turns back to the pillow. Vanessa is just like that. Content to mind her own business and not think about anything else. She told me once that it really didn’t matter to her what was going on in the world because had had never mattered to the world. The girl is all hard edges and exhausted hope, much like myself, which is why being with her seems so easy and natural. Through all my past relationships I’ve never found someone who just gets it like she does.

“‘What are you thinking about?” She whispers, but doesn’t look at me, pretending like she’ll actually fall asleep.

“You.” I answer honestly.

“What about me?” She’s smiling into the pillow case shyly, like I can’t see it.

“Just about how awesome it must have been to have had shoes as a kid.” She laughs wholeheartedly pulling my arm closer around her and sighing afterward.

“What about you and your underwear?” She makes a face. “I would have loved to have had underwear!” I push my face into her hair and feel a warmth rise unannounced in my chest. It’s suffocating, but not in a bad way, in a fluffy you’re in lo-

“I love you.” It’s a stain on the universe now as I say those few traitorious words. I feel vanessa tense up next to me. Every bone in my body screams at me to pull away and run because shit like this doesn’t end well when your name is Wade Wilson, but my masochistic heart begs me to stay. To breath in the scent of her hair again and build a home there, in her where I feel- safe?

“Wade.” She breaths after what feels like a lifetime, and she turns quickly in my arms and I’m no longer drowning as she takes my face into her hands and stares into my eyes. She kisses me in a way I’ve never been kissed before. It’s needy in a whole new way, and so fucking sweet, nothing like the desperate nights we’d spent together before but it feels so right and good that all thoughts of running fade. “I love you too.” She smiles into the next few kisses and something within me settles into this warm feeling that has my toes curling.

Loving Vanessa is a completely new adventure, a feeling all it’s own. Just a huge whirlwind of sex and fighting and then make up sex, but it us. Before Vanessa there wasn’t anyone who could or would deal with Wade Wilson, even Weasel needs days off but Vanessa keeps coming back for more. I’d do anything for her and so when Christmas swings around like it does every year there’s only one thing I can think of to get her.

She’s lovely in that horrendous Christmas sweater, though I’m sure I can’t look much better myself. Like a spot of bleach within the black filter of my life, ever present with a halo around her. Just as she was always meant to look. And for a moment I believe there’s a god, because that’s the only explanation for her that makes sense. Maybe he did forsake us before but he’s making up for it now. In all the memories we have together now.

“Wade, As Above So Below or Alien vs. Predator?” Vanessa asks.

“Well now that’s a hard how’s about,” I fall to one knee feeling all kinds of- of feelings. “You marry me?” She jumps in surprise of the last part and turn to me leaving the tv on some random channel that’s showing a ad for prostate care. In the silence that follows an older man talks about how his ass started hurting or some shit and if that isn’t the greatest soundtrack to the most stressful moment of your life then what is am I right?

“Your serious?” She asks looking at the ring pop in my hand.

“Huh, yeah? I mean, I don’t usually just drop stuff like this out of nowhere.” There’s tears filling her eyes.

“Of course I’ll marry you.” I breathe out fully for what feels like the first time in a year and feel the grin pull over my lips. She gets up from the couch and collides with me both of us laughing in joy. “We need a picture.” She pushes up and off of me, and I follow behind her knowing her destination and unwilling to be apart from her just yet. The polaroid camera she pulls from the makeshift shelf that’s really just the unfinished wall of the shit apartment we’d found a month ago.

“Okay,” She squeals excitedly, which is something she’s never done before and so as she grabs my face ready to take the picture all I can do is stare at the absolute goddess next to me in awe. Everything in my life suddenly feels- fine, right even. All the shitty stuff I’ve had to deal with doesn’t feel as shit anymore. My heart's fucking a peace for the first time ever. Whatever I did, be it in some past life or this one, to deserve the woman beside me I can’t be happier I did it and that it lead me here.

I take a moment to memorize the moment, nuzzling into Vanessa’s hair I smell the shampoo we both use because it just makes sense. We haven’t taken a shower separately in god knows how long. I sit there for a long time listening to her talk about all the people we’re going to have to tell and when we should do it, how. All the things I never thought I’d have to think about but here we are. I can’t keep the smile off my face as I hold her close. Closer than I’ve ever held anyone. It’s less physical and more mental as I think about how much she really means to me.

She’s defined all odds and somehow gotten the Wade Winston Wilson to want to settle down. I want to start something real with her. A family of our own. Shit that’s scary, but sole it sounds so fucking fantastic. I can imagine it now. Little Wade’s cashing little Nessa’s, how happy we’ll all be.

“What do you think we should do?” She asks me suddenly.

“Hmm?”

“How do you want to get married?” She laughs grabbing my nose and pulling lightly.

“Doesn’t matter to me. Hell we could go down to the court house right now.” Her eyes go wide at the suggestion, a look of disbelief on her face. “Should I not-”

“We can do that?” The wonder in her voice is breathtaking.

“Yeah if you don’t mind not having a real wedding.” I nod.

“Wade, do I look like a girl who needs all that fancy stuff? All I really need is a Groom right?”

“Or another Bride, Ness, don’t go getting homophobic on me.” She swats at my shoulder.

“You’re a dumbass.”

“But I’m your dumbass.” She smiles brightly at that and pushes off me.

“If we’re doing this we need to get dressed now.” It doesn’t take long to get to the courthouse, though it does take some time in line to get to the front where we’re greeted by this grotesques old hag, who really is just darling. Asks Ness a bunch of questions, and can’t help but take glances at me not that I’m not used to getting second looks from older women who miss bring in their prime. (wow that sounded rude, but trust me when I say I am not opposed to a little age gap on either side.) It take a few more long minutes of talking before Ness’s being handed a packet of papers to fill out.

We take them over to the obligatory waiting area and start filling them out. Most of the stuff Ness already knows so she fills it in for me while I sit and people watch. Mostly just a bunch of old people looking to renew some shit of another, a few cocky ass lawyers talking about law things and their wives, or husbands. No one seems bothered by the very real life changing situation I’m in right now, and suddenly I understand what Ness was saying when she said that she’d never mattered to the world. Because here we are changing it while nothing and no one seems to care.

“I should have known life wasn’t going to be this good forever.”

“Did you say something?” Nessa asks.

“Me?” I look at her.

“Yeah?”

“Did I say something?” I ask her.

“Wade are you feeling okay?”

(The next few chapters are going to be from Peter’s point of view just so his timeline can catch up to Wade’s which is in December while Peter’s in September.)

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[wadey-wilson]

(MONDAY) SUNDAY SNIPPET

thank you @jacaranda-bloom​ @justalarryblog for tagging me  <33 

the snippet’s a day late, but in my defense i was on my phone and i hate posting stuff in a crappy format :’). anyway. it’s from second-hand emotion, the Spideypool AU i managed to finish and you can find on AO3. ;)

If you find Louis with his hands down his pants, believe it or not, it is not what you’re thinking.

Allegedly.

The lady sitting in the opposite seat — tightly wrapped in regular pre-war chic — is clearly not familiar with anything other than the obvious reasoning of such behavior yet. Her twisted in disgust face is quite a tell, and Louis, in true New York fashion (aided by a dose of jet lag) gives a glamourous grand total of zero shits. He crosses his eyes when her stare lingers too long.

He blows hot air on the dirty window and watches it blur the sight behind it.

Hawaii. Hawaii is cool. It’s warm, it’s sun, it’s cyan waters and rainbow drinks, it’s discovering that sex on the beach is nothing like they show in the movies. Which, yikes. It’s also coming to the realization that sand is a bitch to wash off after it gets into places the sun doesn’t shine on. Hawaii is everything New York in February is not.

New York in February makes for one hell of a giant, grey-ish, sluggish, snow-esque season technically called winter, and winter is cold. God dammit.

He’s a soon-to-be Columbia BA graduate and still the son of a bitch season feels like a cruel annual revelation to him. “You know those moments in a girl’s life when she gets cravings for Nutella smeared on thick waffles for a week just to go “oh, right” when her period comes? That’d be you but with life in general,” Lottie once said and she just might be onto something. “Which is funny because you’re supposed to be Tony Stark’s heir to the throne.” His brain unlogs once winter comes, he can’t help it. Error 303 screens along with a message: hibernation time.

He wishes the Krabby Patty Secret Formula running in his veins could provide him with poikilothermia. Maybe if it did, he wouldn’t come across as a nutcase as soon as the puddles-are-now-ice-rinks period begins to fully bloom. At least his boyfriend isn’t here. The poor aforementioned lady appears to be two heartbeats away from calling the priest. Luckily for the priest, she’s only got two stations left to her destination, as Louis’s known Miss Pink Shoes No Matter the Season for the entirety of three and a half years, so he thinks there will be no exorcism in the public transport. Yet.

tagging @jacaranda-bloom and @justalarryblog back plus:  @crinkle-eyed-boo @parmahamlarrie @zanniscaramouche @cyantific @lululawrence @kingsofeverything @allwaswell16 @gayscantslicetomatoes @disgruntledkittenface @noellehenrymain  @so-why-let-your-voice-be-tamed  @runaway-train-works @fallinglikethis  @louandhazaf @falsegoodnight @absoloutenonsense @pocketsunshineharry @uhoh-but-yeah-alright @fournipplesau  

[buryyourdoves]

tagged by @waterme-stories and @cuteasamuntin​, who are clearly trying to shame me into actually writing in these damn fics again

Rules: Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Send me an ask with the title that most intrigues you and I’ll post a little snippet of it or tell you something about it. And then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

honestly, most of the names i use are explanatory already so skjbdgks

!!CW FOR MENTIONS OF POTENTIALLY TRIGGERY TROPES!!

Partially Written or Partially Posted

Bitten By Your Karma [[sterek mob-ish au]]

Stiles Gangrape Whump

Merrow Captivity Whump (peter part 2)

Peter Multi-Soulmate AU

Diarmute Reincarnation (pt 2)

Barely Written

(Name) Whump Gift [[starker noncon]]

something for muntin bc i lob her [[winterspider text fic]]

Started And To Be Rewritten Eventually

Bucky & Peter Biofam

Deaf!Peter/Mute!Bucky

Not Started, Just ✨ Thoughts ✨

SAL Jon Whump (full)

Abused Dom AU

Golem AU [[spideypool]]

SAL Whump Oneshot+ (Kent fam follow-up)

Witcher 99 Biker Friends

@sparkly-angell @swisstae @livinginfictions and thats all the writer friends tumblrs i know who didnt already tag me lmao

[therollingstonys]

top 5 of 2020

rules: it’s time to love yourselves! choose your 5 (ish) favorite works you created in the past year (fics, art, edits, etc.) and link them below to reflect on the amazing things you brought into the world in 2020. tag as many writers/artists/etc. as you want (fan or original) so we can spread the love and link each other to awesome works!

I was tagged by @iam93percentstardust, thank you darling!!! 💕💕💕

1. Bound to You Series (Bucky x Tony)

God what can I say about this series that I haven’t already?? This series came about mid pandemic when I got an idea for a winteriron BDSM/Canon Au and then shared the idea with @riotwritesthings and enticed her to write it with me. It’s probably the most ambitious thing I’ve ever written; the depth of emotion and back story that we’ve created for this story is truly something I’m incredibly proud of. If you’re interested in kink but are wary of heavier play (whipping, flogging, etc) I’d highly suggest checking this series out, it’s a great way to learn about the softer side of kink as well as the non sexual side of D/S (dominance and submission) play. 

2. Ribs Cracked Open, A Home Made Within (Geralt of Rivia x Jaskier)

Remember when The Witcher came out? Yea that was this year lol Anyway, I totally got suckered into this ship because Geralt is the 😠 one and Jaskier is the 😇 one and literally, how am I supposed to NOT fall in love with them?? If you’ve never seen the Witcher, Geralt was a human that was mutated into a Witcher (monster hunter) and has heightened senses. My brain went “But what if he was hypersensitive and touch was so overwhelming along with everything else that it was almost painful” AND “what if he was touch starved because of that” and thus, this fic was born. It’s very soft, very emotional, and I’m really deeply pleased with how well written it is. 

3. Bears and Mountains and Lumberjacks Oh My! (Steve Rogers x Tony Stark)

Oh lumberjack Steve...your cock is enormous and your heart is even bigger. This one was so fun to write--it was my first real foray into crack-style writing and I really enjoyed writing it. I always enjoy everything I write, but this one was just fun and it never fails to make me smile when I reread it. It’s a non power au featuring Tony, bears, big cocks, and falling in love. 

(No bears were harmed in the making of this fic)

4. Look to the Past to Find Your Future (Steve Rogers x Tony Stark x Bucky Barnes)

I wrote this as a birthday gift for @riotwritesthings and it was only ever supposed to be smutty A/B/O double penetration fic, and then suddenly it grew feelings and I was writing furiously to try and keep up with the ideas and tada! It’s the most popular fic I’ve ever written and it never fails to amuse me because I didn’t think it would be that popular and now it’s one of the fics I’m known for lol I really love this one though, because it really dives into the relationships between the three men, and focuses on them living happy lives outside of avenging and being heroes. If you like found family and deeply emotional fics, this one is for you!

5. Restart My Broken Heart (Wade Wilson x Peter Parker)

I love this one a lot, it’s really emotional and heavy on the hurt/comfort which is my happy place lol It features Dom!Peter and Sub!Wade which is less represented in most Spideypool fic. I had a lot of fun writing Peter as a very soft, giving Dom, and really enjoyed focusing on the relationship between Peter and Wade and how they both felt because their relationship was based on paying for sex (Peter is an escort), but that didn’t stop them from developing feelings for each other! I really enjoyed writing Wade; he’s frequently portrayed as having the voices, but there isn’t a ton of focus on his mental health and how bad it can be, so I enjoyed stripping away a lot of the humor that he uses to deflect and really putting his pain front and center. 

+1 Last Stop Before Malibu (Steve Rogers x Tony Stark) 

TRUCK STOP HOOKER STEVE 

Do I really need to say more??? 

I’ll tag @riotwritesthings @monobuu @gayspacesprinkles @gideongrace @jehbeeeh @onlymorelove @festiveferret @sineala @ashes0909 @blossomsinthemist @longhornletters @missmoodybear and anyone else who wants to do this, please consider this your tag!! 

[laynavile]

I know I'm already writing things.. like so many wips but really only a few I'mactively trying to write, possessive/jealous/insecure!Peter which I've decided will have 3 separate parts well really it will be 3 separate stories with the same situation but with different characters and outcomes but Peter will be "the same" in all of them, I'm attempting to write a Hannigram a/b/o arranged marriage regency-ish au, I've got a Steter(yes, a Teen Wolf ship) sexual assult aftermath story I've literally started in 2015 that I've been getting ideas for lately, and then I have one that started out as a rpf about some band members with abuse and hurt/comfort and smut and fluff and I have nearly 40k words written and I'm far from done, and I don't want to scrap it, but I'm unsure if I want to continue it as rpf--99.9% sure I don't want to keep it as rpf tho--or if I want to take the time and go back through and adapt it to other characters.. anyway the point of this is that I really want to write something a/b/o and I've got a few ideas but have literally zero interest in writing it as Starker or Spideypool or anything Marvel related honestly.. I sorta want to write it as McDanno(I’ve been watching so much Hawaii Five-0 after I finished rewatcing Hannibal--which is still my current obsession) but I feel like if I were to write something about them.. I wouldn't necessarily be able to share it here and that feels shitty. I know I can write whatever I want and whoever I want but I'm hesitant because the people I follow and who follow me--at least more recently are pretty much only focused on Marvel or Hannibal and if I were to write something that wasn't one of those things I feel like if I shared it here and people saw I wrote something then realized it wasn't related to either of those they would be annoyed or something.. I don't know, I just know that I recently "promoted" myself as a Starker blog and while I still very much love the ship and am in the fandom I have other things I ship and want to write about. It makes me feel like I've "lied" or something if I write and post a fic in another fandom 😔

[stutteringandmumbling]

So I'm still trying to finish the SpideyPool I've been working on and as I was writing it I was reading, hell I still am honestly, a lot of ABO stuff and because of that I went back through and added "scenting" and like being able to smell each other's emotions and what-not, but now I'm a little worried that I was more than a little excessive with it. I almost want to go back and remove it all completely, but at the same time I just want to finish it. I've been trying for so long, there's definitely parts, not just scent related things, that I strongly dislike, at the same time there are some parts that I love so so much. I'm not even sure why I'm suddenly so.. er self conscious of the scent related things I wrote.. I've read plenty of fics where in an ABO setting they could smell each other's emotions and what-not but I think I'm upsetting myself because not long ago I saw a post where someone was basically saying that anyone who has their characters being able to smell emotions or whatever is wrong. That it couldn't and wouldn't ever be like that. And while I know that's wrong because it's an AU for a reason, it's the writers rules and they can do whatever they want but something about that post is stuck in my brain and telling me I need to change things that I honestly don't want to go back and change again because I still like them.. maybe not some of the details but I still like the idea.. it's a soulmate au and has some ABO-ish dynamics throw in and I really like that, but that post is making me doubt myself and I feel like shit 😞

[xbloodrunsredx]

WRITING COMISSIONS

(I’ll be providing some of my AO3 works as examples for story pricing).

I am Australian so you may have to convert your currency to AUD so you know how much you actually need to pay, just so there's no confusion!

BETA READING: a few of you know that I do beta read, and I will continue to do it for free! Just email me a google doc of your story/essay/poem (rachael@mibus.org) and I will edit it and offer constructive criticism!

STORIES:

- Mini story (UNDER 2,500 words): $8.00 to $12.00; depending on themes, the kind of content, etc.

Egoism (Spideypool); $8.00 (because themes are light, no graphic content, and minimal AU)

- Short story (2,500 to 7,000 words): $12.00 to $16.00; depending on themes, content, requested word count, etc.

The Séance (Rick and Morty); $16.00 (for darker themes, more graphic description, and more prominent AU).

- Novelettes (7,000 to 12,000 words) $15.00 to $25.00; depending on themes and how long you want it to be within the word limit.

Apophis (Spideypool); $20.00 (for prominent/complex AU, but smaller word count, mixed themes, etc).

- Short novel (12,000 to 20,000 words) $30.00 to $40.00; depending once more on the themes and where it settles in the word count.

Since You've Been Gone (MLB); $50.00 (because of plot, themes, word count, etc. (This was my first work I ever did so please don't judge me too harshly on it!))

- Novel(ish) stories (20,000 to 30,000 words) $45.00 to $60.00; keeping in mind this will likely be more expensive considering a more substantial plot and the time put into this length work.

Fire Consumes Fire (Rick and Morty); $60.00 (for time, details, mixed themes, length, etc!)

IF you want the story longer than 30,000 words, the price will be able to be further negotiated!

For Peter Parker, Evil Incarnate (Spideypool) length works (40,000+ words) I would hope for at least $60.00 or more, because the plot is more developed, there’s more time put into it, etc.

If, for example, you wanted me to write a background for a character not established in media (maybe an OC), you may need to send a drawing/picture for their physical appearance, give me an overview of their personality, and outline any must-haves (their father dying, becoming a pirate, etc, etc).

PRICING IS 100% NEGOTIABLE; if you would struggle paying for what you want, you can explain your situation and we can come up with a deal of some kind! The range is there so you can have flexibility and so I can be paid according to the effort put into it; this is a two way street. This is my first time pricing my work, so I hope it’s relatively inexpensive! I do need the money, but I don’t want to put you guys out.

I may/may not post it on my own account! Please do not pass off anything as your own; if you don’t explicitly tell me not to and it’s a fanwork, I could put it on my own account! Thanks!

I’m still working on payments but I do have a plan and decided that I should give you guys a heads up: it will be through PayPal only. Let me know if I’ve done anything wrong/if anything is too expensive; I’m a first timer, after all! Edit; you may have noticed that I updated my prices to better reflect the work and time put into them, I apologise if this causes any confusion!

If you can’t comission me atm, I would appreciate you reblogging this! I could really use the money right now🥺

Contact me through:

- my email; bloodrunsredwrites@gmail.com

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[bluesyturtle]

Fanfic asks - L, O, B, S, T, E, and R!

LOBSTER <3333 L - favorite fic of yours? Face the Music Together is my magnum opus, but No Doubt in My Mind is a close second. Both written for you! 3>3>

O - where do you post your fics? AO3, bay-bee. Or tumblr for shorter prompts.

B - what’s your favorite fandom to read? I’m very partial to the DCU/MCU stuff. There are some super talented people in those fandoms. I also really love reading for Black Sails. S - link your favorite author (just gonna pick 5) susiecarter ark vowelinthug astolat manic_intent T - when did you start reading fanfici think I was thirteen-ish? Yu Yu Hakusho was my favorite show on TV at the time, and I have no idea how I even came across fic for it since i waaaay didn’t know that was even a thing that existed, but lil baby me found Quizilla somehow and well. the rest is history.

E - who is your OTP? Stucky! <3 R - link your favorite fic of all-time (gonna do another Top 5!) To Call the Darkness Home by scioscribe (Justified, but make it horror) I Think I Missed a Step (‘Cause I’m Fallin’ For You) by mokuyoubi (Spideypool, and it’s rightfully hilarious (ALSO STUCKY!)) tell all the truth (but tell it slant) by susiecarter (Superbat! Fake dating, except they catch feelings. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))

Bon Appétit by Galahard (Hartwin where Harry teaches Eggsy to cook! And he’s good at it!!!)

Chisolm’s 7 by VillaKulla (Billy Rocks/Goonight Robicheaux Ocean’s 11 AU <3)

[bloodroseninja]

Just watched Avengers: Endgame?

Have some fanfics recommendations. 

https://archiveofourown.org/series/65723 Instructions for Assembly (Some Parts Sold Separately), MCU & Young Avengers, Tony/Pepper/Steve Billy/Teddy Kate/Tommy, Number of Works 7 , WIP

https://archiveofourown.org/works/1882845/chapters/4056459 For you, I'd wait 'til kingdom come, Spideypool Steve/Tony Harry/Gwen, Complete

https://archiveofourown.org/series/426973 Peter Parker's Home for the Wayward Villain, A series of AU-ish fics centered around Peter and the various Marvel villains he adopts, Spideypool Stucky and other pairings, WIP, Number of Works 3

https://archiveofourown.org/works/2737832/chapters/6135923 The Health Benefits and Damages of Being an Avenger, Clint/Phil Peter/Wade, WIP

https://archiveofourown.org/works/6132700/chapters/14053726 Wingless, Peter/Wade Pepper/Tony, Wingfic, WIP

https://archiveofourown.org/works/8494792/chapters/19467136 Zero Summer, MCU & Young Avengers, Bucky/Steve Riley/Sam Teddy/Billy Kate/America, WIP

https://archiveofourown.org/works/10067948/chapters/22435160 There's A Million Things I Haven't Done, MCU & Young Avengers, Teddy/Billy, WIP

https://archiveofourown.org/works/8026210/chapters/18377527 Lost Boys, MCU & Young Avengers & House of M, Teddy/Billy, WIP

https://archiveofourown.org/series/284166 Assembly Line (or Why It's a Lot Harder than Steve Thought to Recruit New Members), Daredevil & MCU & Young Avenegrs & Jessica Jones, WIP, Peter/Mary J Steve/Karen Teddy/Billy

  https://archiveofourown.org/series/369068 The Way Things Ought to Be, MCU & Agents of Shield & Young Avengers, WIP, Wanda/Vision Scott/Sam Clint/Laura/Phil Steve/Tony Teddy/Billy 

https://archiveofourown.org/works/3639240/chapters/8039562 A Wolf in the Fold, Complete, MCU & Young Avengers & Agents of Shield, Clint/Phil Bucky/Steve Teddy/Billy, AU Werewolves

https://archiveofourown.org/works/15234426/chapters/35334222 a new start, WIP, Young Aengers & MCU, Teddy/Billy Kate/America David/Tommy 

https://archiveofourown.org/works/12748416/chapters/29078346 Reckless, WIP, MCU & Young Avengers, Teddy/Billy America/OFC

https://archiveofourown.org/works/7669591/chapters/17466499 One Cloud Feels Lonely, Complete, Part 1 of Series, MCU & Young Avengers, Steve/Billy T'Challa/Sam Teddy/Billy Kate/America

https://archiveofourown.org/works/2697515/chapters/6037025 Choldren's Crusade, MCU & Young Avengers, Complete, Part 1 of series, Clint/Phil Teddy/Billy Kate/Eli, past rape/non-con 

https://archiveofourown.org/works/15240198/chapters/35347905 The Dust is Bothering My Allergies, WIP, MCU & Young Avengers, Scott/Hope Teddy/Billy 

https://archiveofourown.org/works/11056590/chapters/24652221 Young Avengers Assemble, MCU & Young Avengers & The Runaways, WIP, Bucky/Steve Teddy/Billy Kate/America, WIP

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Your Friendly Neighborhood Pool Guy cp.1

“I can’t believe you lied to me!” Harry exclaims as he throws himself down in the seat next to me.

“I’m sorry, what have I lied about?” He looks absolutely ridiculous, his mouth hung agap, just flabbergasted, until he takes a moment to gather himself. After which he relaxes into the bus seat with a smug look across his face.

“You aren’t gay.” He says matter-of-factly. “Can’t be, not when you just kissed Gwen.” He elbows my side.  

“First off all, that has absolutely nothing to do with my sexuality. Secondly how in the- who told you?” Harry grin at that moment is completely predatory and somehow- youthful at the same time.

“Oh, sweet Peter, no one had to tell me, we all saw it happen. My, my, was that your first kiss you looked so shocked. Tell me, how was it?” I push at his shoulder as he shimmies up next to me wiggling his eyebrows like the perverted neanderthal he is.

“You of all people would that it was my first kiss.” He nods solemnly. “And I honestly don’t remember how it was because I was so shocked I didn’t really think about it.”

“Ugh, Peter Parker, the nerdiest, of all nerds, Geek King! Gets to kiss, the one and only Gwen Stacy and, and he doesn’t even remember what it was like! Only you Parker, only you.” Harry shakes his head laughing, but it’s just how he is, he teases even when he doesn’t mean it. “First kiss, huh? Would have thought you’d be freaking out.” He eye’s me septically.

“Oh I completely am.” I lift my hands so he can see the way the tremble, and he takes them laughing.

“You are so adorably inexperienced. You best be careful with who you let know of your naivety, someone might use that against you.” He smirks.

“Yeah? And who would want anything from little ol’ me, Harry?” He shrugs.

“Who knows Pete, who knows.”

The rest of the ride to the Advanced Science Museum is relatively quite as Harry is preoccupied with his phone and whichever girl he’s taken a fancy to at the moment. Harry’s affection is vivid and fleeting, how we managed to stay friends for so long is beyond me, but through all the years he’s remained loyal. We got close when Harry’s mom died and haven’t spend more than a month apart since, even then, when he can Harry finds a way to talk his dad into taking me with them. And Aunt May can’t get enough of him, thinks he hung the stars or something, I mean well, he did help me put the glow in the dark stars up, so.

And, and maybe I have a crush on him, okay. It’s not that unheard of to like your best friend alright. Really it’s not like I would ever tell him, so where’s the harm in liking him? God I’m pathetic, but there’s no time to thick about that because we’re here now. Flash Thompson is at the front of the bus talking loudly like usual but he’s also wearing the same shirt from Friday with the same stain at top hem, ketchup from lunch on Tuesday. How has no one noticed? Honestly that doesn’t matter, because he’s saying my name with a wicked look on his face and that’s never good.

“Parker.” He says lowly. “It’s not nice to make pretty girls cry, even if you are a fag.” Oh great. Harry stands from beside him and glares at Flash.

“I’d watch myself if I were you Thompson. What was it the principle said? One more slip up and you’re out? What would your dad say?” There’s an edge to Harry’s voice that’s equal part threatening and changellenging. Pure rage over takes Flash's face as he lunges toward Harry but there’s multiple seats full of people between them allowing his friends to grab him before he makes anything worse for himself. One of the teacher chaperones for the trip comes onto the bus at that moment.

“Flash? What’s going on here?” She asks, clearly tired of having to have these conversations with the boy in question.

“Harry started it!” He exclaims like a child caught red-handed, which I guess he really is.

“Flash.” She sighs in disappointment. “When are you going to start taking responsibility for your actions?” She shakes her head and turns to the rest of us. “Everyone please stand and exit the bus quitely. Flash you’re out first please wait for me.” He leaves reluctantly and everyone stands.

It doesn’t take long for everyone to line up outside the buses, where we wait for our wristbands. The Advanced Science Museum is doing a special exhibit on genetically modified animals and insects. It’s a collaborative work between Stark Industries and Oscorp. Harry stands next to me and proudly displaces his wrist for the teacher who promptly puts a band on him.

“You’re going to shit yourself Parker.” He says to me as she takes my wrist, making her look up at him scoldingly. “Sorry,” He whispers.

“Is that so?” I ask him, seeing how excited he truly seems now that we’re here.

“Oh yeah, so much science and all that geeky nerd stuff. Totally going to cream yourself.” I can’t help the smile that pulls at my lips.

“I thought you said I was going to shit myself?” I pout and he looks at me grabbing my cheeks like he’s done since we were children.

“No pouting Parker, and yes I did, but think about it really, science turns you on and you know it.” The blush on my face in furious and spreading as he laughs because on it. He leans in close, almost too close, not that I'm complaining though and whispers. “Maybe I can get some of the official documents for you, hmm? That’s the kind of thing you get off too right?” I push him away as he laughs more. “I’m just joking. But seriously, I’ll see about those papers.”

“Harry, please.”

“Shh.” He presses his fingers to my lips. “No need to thank me.” I roll my eyes at him but then the teachers are give us permission to make our way inside. As we approach the counter a man in a suit makes himself known, raising his hands and guiding us into a half circle around him.

“Thank you,” He states. “I’m Obadiah Stane.” He smiles as the few who know his name gasp and begin to whisper to each other, and I grab Harry’s sleeve.

“You knew he was going to be here didn’t you?” I ask him.

“Of course I did, Pete.” He throws his arm around my shoulders and pulls me closer so I’m standing at an odd angle leaning against him. “Cream your pants yet?”

“I hate you.” I say pushing away from him and trying in vain to fix my hair.

“Aw, come on, no you don’t.” Harry smiles and it’s devastating. It always is when he smiles. Someone clears their throat at the front of the room, and I can feel the blush creep up my face.

“Orborn.” Obadiah says blandly.

“Sorry.” Harry ducks his head in apology, but I can see his dimples as he grin at the floor.

“As I was saying,” Stane continues. “This is exhibit displays a number or genetically modified animals and insects-” There’s a cough that sound suspiciously like someone commenting on animal cruelty, that goes ignored. “As such you must take caution, for even in their displays they are still dangerous. Shall we?” I feel Harry nudge my shoulder with his as everyone begins to move forward.

“I need to take pictures, Harry.” I definitely did not just whine at him, nope, not me.

“So take your picture quickly, and come on.” He doesn’t even turn around, and I take the chance to get him in the picture. I rush over to his side and try to get a look ahead and he huffs a small laugh. “Eager?” He asks and I just nod without looking at him.

“Here we have a few of our smaller specimens.” Stane says from somewhere.

“I can’t see from here.” I mumble, but Harry hears it.

“Don’t worry, we’ll get there, it’s not like there’s a rush or anything we have all day. And even if we don’t see everything I’m sure Dad wouldn’t mind pulling some connections-” Harry whispers to me but I interrupt him.

“Harry, you can’t keeping having your dad pull connections for you forever you know?” He sighs and shakes his head.

“I’m just saying you don’t have to worry, Pete.” It’s quiet for awhile after that as everyone shuffles through the exhibit listening to Obadiah talk about one of the animals at length and then moves on. By the time we’re all at the insects exhibit it’s around four which is about when school would usually get out.

“Unfortunately we’ll have to cut this short Mr. Stane.” One of the teachers says. Stane gives a nod and apologies.

“I see, I’m sorry were weren’t able to get to the insects.” Everyone else smiles but are extremely thankful to be leaving. Harry pulls on my arm separating us from the rest of the group.

“Harry what are you doing?” I ask pulling on my arm to try and get back to the group but his grip only tightens.

“You want to see the insects right?” He counters.

“We’re supposed to be leaving-” He again puts his finger over my lips quieting me as he pulls out his phone obviously going to call his Dad. “He-ury.” I whine, yep I fucking whined.

“Dad!” He smiles brightly. “Yes it was great, but you see, well Peter is inconsolable, we didn’t get to see the insects. He just won’t stop crying.” I know I’m blushing from the way Harry’s eyes sparkle with mischief. “You will? Really? Oh Peter’s going to be so happy thank you.” The call ends and within the next second one of the teachers phones is going off. She answers quickly scanning the room to find Harry and I. “Sorry Pete.” He grabs me before I can react and pulls me to his chest making “shh”-ing noise to me.

“Harry, Peter,” She says coming up behind me. “Sorry, he was really looking forward to this.” Harry tells her. “Yes I know, your father called and said it’d be okay if you stayed and that he’ll send a car for you when you’re ready to leave.”

“Thank you.” Harry sighs holding me a little closer. “You hear that Peter, we can still see the insects.” He’s really playing it up for the teacher who touches my back.

“I’ll see you tomorrow, Peter.” I feel her leave and then pull away from Harry.

“You’re sick.” I tell him.

“You like it.” He says, and I shake my head going off toward the insects section.

“These are spiders.” I point out and Harry laughs.

“Yep, that they are Pete, what did you expect?”

“Insects?” I turn to him and he gives me a confused look. “Spiders aren’t insects.”

“They aren’t?” He looks around and shrugs. “Well we’re here so?” I roll my eyes yet again and start looking through each display case. There’s a few that have placards in front of them explaining what modifications the spiders have. In the middle of all the display cases came the largest, with a huge web slung across the center but no spider to be found.

“Hey, Harry,” He turns from the other arachnids he’d been looking at. “This one’s empty.” He squints into the display trying to find the spider.

“Huh, guess they had some test to run or something.” I nod along and begin to turn to the next display when something lands on my head. I freeze.

“Harry?” I ask sceptically. He hmms from a few feet away. Which means it can’t have been him, and then the fear starts to set in. My hands fly up without thought and I start patting my head furiously yelling the whole time and completely freaking Harry out.

“Pete, holy shit, what is going on!” He yells and then I feel it. This sharp pain radiating from the back of my right hand.

“Fuck.” I shout pulling my hand down only to watch a spider drop off my hand, I scream and look at the already forming bump growing steadily larger on my hand. “Harry?” My voice shakes and Harry looks at me in bewilderment. “It bit me.” And now I really am crying.

“Oh Peter.”

cp.2

cp.3

[drawbauchery]

Any thoughts on the Chameleon fiasco??

god so many O-O reading that scene did something to my heart and i’ve already written a big-ish part for him for the spideypool au that makes him look less than sympathetic, but i can’t NOT incorporate this in some way?? ? 

[sweetsoursugarcube]

I don't know why, but I find Levi and Eren (especially Eren) to be much harder to write than Peter and Wade. I just finished editing my 19k spideypool one shot and i feel much better about the whole thing, it's more natural and me in general. Or maybe I'm just getting more comfortable with writing and posting in English, like i don’t have to try so hard? hmm. Either way, there's a soulmate au one shot coming, which i hope to be posting relatively soon-ish, so keep an eye out for that if you’re into Spider-Man/Deadpool!

[sheeple]

EXO masterlist

→ MOODBOARDS ← GO BACK

Jongin / Kai

[Merman drabble] Fluff? / part of my fantasy!au (moodboard)  

Sehun

[The hearts’ desire] Series / angst-ish? hiatus  Summary: What do you do when you accidentally murder a man? Shin Da-Eun faces that dilemma as an unknown man steps into her shop and harasses her. Only two people from her past can pull her back on track, but who are they really?    (moodboard)   

[CEO drabble] Fluff?

[Honey boy] mafia!au / step-sibling!au / prison!au / some angst  Summary: Oh Sehun has been locked up for the past four years. At the beginning of his last year, he gets a rather unannounced visit and learns that the world around moved on. C O M M I N G   S O O N

Baekhyun

[Written in red ink] [Part 2] sociopath!au / murderer!au / writer!au / gore? / bit yandere!au / bit of fluff if you look closely Summary: A writer and murderer get matched to go on a date by their search histories and a lot of crazy shit happens. (moodboard)

Junmyeon / Suho

[Blood in the water] Fluff? / vampire!au / witch!au / part of my fantasy!au Summary: While on a run, Junmyeon discovers a halfling in trouble. He decided to help her. (moodboard)   

[General Kenobi] Summary: Soulmates have their first words marked on their body. Yours is Star Wars related

Yixing / Lay

[Couple of nights] Semi smut? / fluff? Summary: When your friends’ flight gets delayed, you have to spend three nights with your best friend’s boyfriend, whom you also have a huge crush on, in a cottage in the middle of the forest. 

Chanyeol

[Tupperware full poison] Fluff / part of my fantasy!au Summary: After hooking up with a blind date, you try to convince the guy that the Tupperware box with the label ‘poison’ is just to keep your brother from eating your cookies.  (moodboard)

[The hearts’ desire] Series / angst-ish? hiatus  Summary: What do you do when you accidentally murder a man? Shin Da-Eun faces that dilemma as an unknown man steps into her shop and harasses her. Only two people from her past can pull her back on track, but who are they really? (moodboard)    

[Spideypool] College!au / Marvel!au requested Summary: Dp!Chanyeol has a thing for Ss!reader and tries to charm her in his own little way. (moodboard)  

[A big adventure]  fluff / smut / friends to lovers!au Summary: Your friendship with Chanyeol is something you never expected to end. But when one adventure ends, another adventure begins. A bigger adventure than you expected. (moodboard)

OTHERS

[EXO as Gods] [EXO as Heathers characters] [This?] fluff / god!au

[ao3-spideypool]

"So, how was it?"

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2CZHJyH

by beleahver

Peter has his first time, everyone knows it, the guilty one arrives, Peter dies of embarrassment. AU-ish.

Words: 445, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Peter Parker, Wade Wilson, Tony Stark, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Steve Rogers, James "Bucky" Barnes, Vision (Marvel), Thor (Marvel), Bruce Banner

Relationships: Peter Parker/Wade Wilson, Spider-Man/Deadpool

Additional Tags: Spideypool - Freeform, mentions of first times, mentions of lube, Deadpool being Deadpool, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, AU, no-one's dead, except maybe wade, after the superfamily are done with him, One Shot, Drabble

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2CZHJyH