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[hinamie]

morning glory

[sunnylemonss]

it should be illegal for netflix to print their little "now a netflix series!" circles DIRECTLY on the cover of books that inspired shows they've cancelled

[pintsofguinnesmakeyoustrong]

NPMD best line deliveries

oh shit! oh fuck!! i didnt think thered be a skele'uhn here ?!? im so fucking scared of skele'uhnz!!!

dont frighten him pokey you nasssssty boy

were going to jail...and with my luck no one will even B O T H E R making me their bitch...

🐦 heyus the thing about a bãrbĕqüe...it brings folks together...from awl wawlks of laife...theyres a storhé behand everyh burrghurr...everyh kehbahhb...

but I...called God a sonofa B word...who am iaieEUGHAHuhuuuh...

[allelitewrestlings]

[ryllen]

Try to pull him for the fifth time, ended up shoved to Jack SSR instead

[queruloustea]

some little gay bug sketches :]

bonus under cut

i like to think quirrel is actually very very bad at cooking. made with love of course but probably a very unique experience. burn the water season the stew with herbal tea forget how to cut a vegetable type situations

(hollow, i think, would likely not mind. they are not the type of critter i’d expect to have a typical idea of what tastes good. they probably make their own Atrocious Soup which is in turn thoroughly enjoyed)

[whitherwanderer]

"Well, at least there ain't a dead dragon wrapped 'round a Garlean wreck, an Allagan tower, an' a defunct castrum all in spittin' distance this time."

[peppermint-whiskers]

I SEE PORTRAYALS OF BETRAYAL

AND A BROTHER'S FINAL S T A N D

AAUUUUUUGGHHHH I WILL NEVER BE THE S A M E

[hinamie]

new limited edition firefighter spacesuit hazmat itfs just dropped

[exdivine]

can anyone recommend “girl power” and/or man-hating music

[kizoken]

⋆.ೃ࿔*:･IMAGINE LINE COOK TOJI ; pressured into doing the viral trend of 'sending my compliments to the chef' recorded by the waiters. the camera pans over to him making up something on the grill and standing like : 🧍‍♂️🤙🏻.

who came from shady backgrounds and was even arrested once while cooking up a burger. least to say, half of the diners' workers and regulars flared into tears when he left for a couple of months. once he came back a free man his coworkers and even frequents threw him a little party. it was nothing more than making his favorite meal and pitching in the rest of the money for him to buy the motorcycle he's been saving for quite a while now.

he rode the whole town around his new ride, even traveling to the next town over. while coming back from one of his trips he encountered a fancy, silver bmw waiting for the traffic light to change. the passenger window was rolled down and toji could not hold his heart from skipping a beat. also evident from pushing down the accelerator and making the engine rumble fiercely.

you look at him surprised, though never showing any sign of anger.

"sorry." he hoped his muffled words reached you well, "only got it for a few weeks now, still getting to know her."

"tell him to mind his business and keep that junk silent." toji heard the driver say silently but not subtle as well. he saw you brush off whatever your companion said.

"no worries, nice ride though." you winked.

this is were toji believed he would never see your face again as you are driven away from him. until you stepped foot in his diner. a cheeky grin could not be erased from him as he prepared your meal. earning him some shocked looks going his way, as everybody who had worked along side him know he does not smile often.

once your food was delivered, his line of vision never ceased to unlock itself on you. the nice, pretty girl who complimented his awesome bike. though toji's gaze flickered to your companion occasionally, giggling to himself mischievously, knowing your companion was eating a meal garnished with his spit on it.

[littleoceanbabe]

i have been attacked. humiliated. demoralized. ASK THE MAN ABOUT THE DINOSAURS, PODCAST BOY 🫵

[its-target-official]

sitting on the floor in a puddle of tears and feathers hoping for a godkin to come rescue me

[clownsuu]

Update I have been gifted a new art tablet and oh my lort how do y’all draw with a screenless pad-

This last one was the first thing I drew with it LMAO

all of these were lil test doodles, but m a n I got mad respects to them gamers who can use this kinda tabloot with ease

[jourdepluie91]

Brandy Norwood

Simply known as Brandy, she was one of the most popular R&B artists of the 90s and is known for her distinctive sound, characterized by her peculiar timbre, voice-layering, and intricate riffs, which has earned her the title of "the Vocal Bible".

[thunderon]

being tired as hell but still being unable to sleep has to be a top 5 worst feeling. right fucking up there with “hungry but too nauseous to eat”. experiencing both at the same time? literally need to be put down like a dog