#babe if you’re reading this

[gatetogoldenwonders]

Everyone freaking out about Misha’s return to Tumblr like

[s1ut-pup]

I need to breed him but I got this STUPID PUSSY

[pinkorchidsinspring]

EVELYN is that you?! For the Straights, and gays who have never had the soul crushing pleasure of reading (and those who have ;) “The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo”, Allow me to elaborate ⬇️

To be clear: Evelyn Hugo Marry’s seven separate men in order to cultivate her Hollywood image, at the expense of her true love interest and sexuality. Aka lavender marriages, aka bearding. She was bi however we barely have one actual male love interest for her..

let’s meander some of the lovely connections our blonde woman-who-is-attending-an-award-show-with-a-woman-on-her-arm-to-✨dispell✨-the-gay-rumors has with the ever amazing Evelyn Hugo 😍

Green is quotes from the book, anything else is Taylor’s lyrics 💗

"It shouldn't be wrong, to love you. How can it be wrong?"

They say I did something bad / Then why's it feel so good?

I love you ain’t that the worst thing you ever heard?

Is Evelyn Hugo going to tell me just enough to keep me on the edge of my seat but never enough to truly reveal anything?

What a Mastermind wouldn’t you say?

I did it because I want to climb the ladder as high as I possibly can. I did it because I want my name, the name my father gave me, in big, bold letters one day. This is my chance.

He wanted a bride, I was making my own name

People think that intimacy is about sex. But intimacy is about truth.

I want to wear his initial / On a chain 'round my neck, chain 'round my neck / Not because he owns me / But 'cause he really knows me / Which is more than they can say

Celia was starting to get goose bumps, so I suggested we go back into the living room, where it was warmer. The desert winds had swooped in and turned this June night into a chilly one. When I started to get cold, too, I asked her if she knew how to make a fire.

He built a fire just to keep me warm

Wine went all over her white shirt.

The burgundy on my T-shirt when you splashed your wine into me

I was in emerald green again.

“Evelyn, who was your great love? You can tell me." "Celia St. James.”

I just had to put this in here- no need whatsoever but 😍

Don was off somewhere else, leaving me before I could leave him. Instead, right on my doorstep, was Celia St. James.

Stand there like a ghost / Shaking come the rain, rain / She'll open up the door / And say, are you insane, -ane?

🤭And that's how it works / That's how you get the girl🤷‍♀️

She literally told you-I anyway

You wonder what it must be like to be a man, to be so confident that the final say is yours.

A little side note: The way in which she naturally uses those two fingers is very audacious to me.. but that’s a topic for another time…

I’d risen from ashes more than once by that point. But I didn't want to have to do it again.

And I know I make the same mistakes every time

I'm getting tired even for a phoenix / Always risin' from the ashes / Mendin' all her gashes / You might just have dealt the final blow

"Everyone's a pawn.”

Checkmate, I couldn't lose

One day I'll watch as you're leaving / 'Cause you got tired of my scheming

The black beaded dress I wore that night. Two slits on either side of the skirt went up to my mid-thigh. I loved that dress. (For the nomination for a film called Cornelia Sunset, might I add…)

And what I wanted was to move to the Upper East Side of Manhattan.

Where were the original Polaroids for 1989 shot? Oh in manhattan…

Where does Taylor live? In New York… maybe not manhattan… but you get the point..

Welcome to New York, Taylor wrote this song specifically about moving there, and the very diverse people there…

In the pursuit of a great cause, I think people can be of service in a number of different ways. I always felt that my way was to make a lot of money and then channel it to the groups that needed it. It's a bit self-serving, that logic. I know that. But because of who I was, because of the sacrifices I made to hide parts of myself, I was able to give more money than most people ever see in their entire lifetime. I am proud of that.

"Evelyn, you are not capable of giving it up. And you never will be. And it will be the tragedy of my life that I cannot love you enough to make you mine. That you cannot be loved enough to be anyone's.”

"Do something, babe, say something" (say something) / "Lose something, babe, risk something" (you're losin' me) / "Choose something, babe, I got nothing (got nothing) / To believe / Unless you're choosin' me"

Which is about the cruelest thing you can do to someone you love, give them just enough good to make them stick through a hell of a lot of bad.

You know there's many different ways that you can kill the one you love / The slowest way is never loving them enough

And let me just say bring a woman who promised to be Taylor’s “invisible bride any day”, to an award show after that homophobic piece of 🔥🗑️ NYT article calling her only straight…

Not to mention her name starts with a K..

Look how happy tree is, because this Evelyn Hugo won’t be hidden forever 💚🤍

[walshball]

Lucy has a very serious condition that makes her unable to go 24hrs without letting everybody know Keira Walsh is the greatest midfielder of all time. It’s truly impressive.

[futuristiccrystal]

Bit of a rant here we go!!!!

PSA to any Redacted fans that follow me:

I do not keep up with anything in the fandom anymore for this reason, so just know that I will not be listening to a single complaint about any future redacted fanart of mine unless it’s a genuine design critique

I literally do not care that you get upset over a non-visual character being portrayed as a certain race, ethnicity, gender, or body type. Each of us have our own interpretations and that it the beauty of being an artist in the ASMR/Audio drama community space. So, if someone drawing a gendered listener genuinely triggers a trauma response in you? That’s on you, not the artist.

If you genuinely believe that artists making their own versions of these characters is actively harming you, and you find yourself having meltdowns over it? You have an incredibly unhealthy attachment to this media. Either you’re a lonely middle/high schooler who’s anxious about your future, or you’re an adult who uses these audios to unhealthily cope with your own stress.

Audio dramas are made for the sole purpose of inviting one’s imagination into the story taking place. And while they can be used as a quick-fix to relax, if you can’t fathom that other people have their own versions of the story, it is not their job to fall to their knees and ask for your forgiveness when you start projecting your discomforts/insecurities onto their personal work.

I’m calling out RedactedASMR fans specifically here because I genuinely cannot believe so many of you are as miserable as you are in this fandom. Leave artists alone. Leave writers alone. And especially? Leave Erik alone

I stg he literally makes these audios because they’re *his* passion project, and yet EVERY episode there’s like 50 of you complaining about how you had a panic attack because of a hyper-specific trigger that genuinely would not happen if you learned to properly cope with your own personal issues. He slaps so many content warnings on his work so you guys won’t be distressed, and yet you listen to it anyways and get butt-hurt when it actually bothers you.

Listen y’all can be absolutely amazing, but there’s a reason why Erik doesn’t interact with any of you anymore. I’m sorry that you went through however tough of a life you’ve had, but that is not any of our faults. Leave the artists and writers alone dude. Block them if you seriously need a clean FYP, but don’t make your personal struggles our collective problem

[potions-of-dark-devotion]

Concerning the Death Eater Cult Under Voldemort; The First Wizarding War

What the uneducated See: Nazi Comparisons

What I see: Manson Family Vibes

Just an observation….

[peculiar--princess]

Just a reminder with Thanksgiving being tomorrow that you do not need to restrict before/after the holiday to “make up” for what you’ll eat.

[inklore]

just a gentle reminder that high or low note count does not determine whether you are a good or bad writer. i repeat: having a lot of notes or no notes at all on your writing does not make you good or bad at writing. it does not mean your work is less or more than someone else’s. separate your work from the note count, notes don’t equal talent. the beautiful paragraphs and prose you crafted and spent your time on to share with the world equals talent!!!!

[bodypositiviteaandcakes]

If you’re feeling like a raging bitch for no discernible reason, you’re probably hungry. Go have a snack. I don’t care if your stomach isn’t growling, just go eat a cookie or smth.

[frownyalfred]

@ the anti shippers tagging their bookmarks of my gen fics “clean”: u ok??

[ohitslen]

Me listening to any song with the mention of holy things, love, cigarettes and longing:

omg… is that…Vashwood…?

[aheathen-conceivably]

man, kudos to antoine for learning guitar via his piano knowledge, learning guitar via sheet music is a beast in its own rite

Right?! So I consulted with HeathenHubs (TM pending name for my IRL husband 😅), who plays both guitar and piano. While he said it’s technically possible, it would be incredibly arduous. Basically it means that Antoine knows each and every note by ear, and he’s matching that sound to hand position on a guitar to learn how to play each note on a new instrument.

I think this would take him an immense amount of time, but it is probably aided by the fact that Antoine in part learned to play piano this way too. Like many musicians in this era, he is capable of reading sheet music (although not all great jazz musicians were), but that’s not the core foundation for his skill set. He learned to play mostly by ear, in watching other artists and improvising himself.

In other words, Antoine is not learning how to play guitar through songs the way many people do with sheet music. As in (like you mentioned), you study a specific song and it’s notes as they are written, and with enough practice this teaches your brain the association between hand position and specific sounds. In essence, Antoine is doing exactly this, only without a prewritten song as a guide. He’s using the knowledge he already has in composing music and ear training to form that same connection between notes and hand position. In turn, the goal is not to learn a song, but to write a song, because his foundation isn’t to play music as it is written but to have the skill set to play what’s in his mind, not what’s on a sheet before him.

Suffice to say, our boy has always been a musical genius. Instrument, outfit, city. Doesn’t matter. Where he’s going with it…you tell me 👀

[mx-giraffe]

Okay but for some reason this kinda sounds like them

Osamu: What’s therapy like? Generally, I mean

Yuma: Well. Your therapist is like "Buddy, my man, my guy, heyy what's goin on? What's up? What's cookin? How's it been?" and then you're like "well this shit happened and I feel sad and shitty" and they're like "Aw yeah that sounds really horrible, what do you think caused you to feel so bad?" and then you think about it and talk about it a bit and then they're like "Well, here're some things that I think might help, do you think they'll help?" and then you're like "This one yeah I think that could work I reckon I could manage that. But this one I dunno I don't think I'm ready for that" and then they're like "okie doke, sounds peachy tah meeee" and you're like "yayyyyy!" and they're like "Is there anything else you wanna talk about? And sometimes you're like "Yup, also I'm really stressed and anxious" and they're like "oh you know why?" and you're like "probably my crushing fear of abandonment and my current situation and trauma and stuff but like idk" and you do the same thing that you did before again. And other times you're like "nope!" and they're like "That's pretty nifty" and you're like "Yup very nifty" and then you're like "okay well I'll see you in two weeks then!" and they're like "Yup! See you then, don't forget to look after yourself and remember that you're pretty nifty too, here's a sticker" and you're like "thanks! I love stickers" and then you leave

[killaura]

maybe my second favorite line of uhv

[hella1975]

i can’t believe not even 24 hours ago i was in an exam like that still feels like something i hallucinated

[jayteacups]

I know we all like to dunk on aot twt but holy fuck aot ig gives twt a run for its money 😭 if I see yet another reel or post demonising Annie (even though she’s obviously just a product of the system, has suffered just like every other character, and definitely has nuance and layers JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE) I am going to commit arson.