#bad astrology

[foxesjostens]

bad astrology by flower face screams andreil

[body-to-flame]

Baby, take it easy. Don't be stressed.

[nyxtalksmusic]

And killing yourself, it's a nice idea Yeah, until you get to the blood and tears You wrote ten notes but they don't sound right So you decide to give it up for tonight

[elminx]

My astrology annoyance of the day :

"The new moon in Gemini is in a stellium with Mercury, Venus, and Jupiter."

Ummmm...what kind of orbs are you using there bro (nongendered)? Because from Venus to Jupiter is a whopping 17° so at that point, are you just considering anything in the same sign in stellium?

Let's reframe this: the Sun, Moon, and Venus are in a stellium. Mercury and Jupiter are also in conjunction with one another at the beginning of the sign.

There, I fixed that for you.

[syoddeye]

Do I need to chase you out into the street?

[w-o-n-s-h-i-kawaii]

[urban0primitive]

“All my friends say that we’ve got bad astrology

I don’t care if you’re not made for me”

[leatherpearlslace]

Listen/purchase: Bad Astrology by Bat Fangs

[prinsomnia]

astrologer’s mirror🪞✨🌕

[mozzaremi]

If I ever decide to go back to drawing redacted, it's only because of all of the manic nights thinking about omoscopes

[kaiipivara]

[venussaidso]

Punarvasu being Beast and Mula being Beauty will never not amuse me. Punarvasu men unconsciously and specifically chasing Ketu natives will never cease to amaze me actually. I will not support this pairing but it's a nice, intriguing dynamic -- reminds me of the fanfic trope of the pure girl helping purify the bad boy but not in the Sun-Moon dynamic way I've talked about. The man has to prove himself to her that he's willing to change to earn her love and to be helped to further transform etc. It's better than the Moon woman-Sun man dynamic because Ketu women will destroy the man's ego & suck him dry while Moon women usually tolerate the male ego and further boost it.

Idk I like Ketuvians sucking the life out of men. I advocate for this even though Punarvasu men like chasing weird & draining women lmao.

I'm rambling a bunch of shit don't take this observation to heart.

Also not all Jupiter nakshatras can be saved lmao. Lestat and Louis are literally a Punarvasu x Mula pair.

Lestat being an arrogant, over-indulgent, boundless narcissist is very Jupiter nakshatra of him; and Louis seeing the monstrosity he is --is very Mula of him, I can't unsee it. But their connection didn't last because of Lestat's unwillingness to change wahhh wahhh.

Ketu natives will not tolerate Jupiter's uncontrolled ego so the success rating of this pair is like at 50/50, knowing how Jupiter men operate.

[sabrinathp]

Balancing the elements in your birth chart taught me…

When I say balancing the elements I mean realizing what energy you have more or less of.

Earth Elements 🌎 Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn

Fire Elements 🔥 Aries, Leo, Sagittarius

Air Elements 🌬️ Aquarius, Gemini, Libra

Water Elements 💦 Pisces, Cancer, Scorpio

When you have lots of water energy it means you would need to practice fire energy habits

When you have lots of fire energy it means you would need to practice earth energy habits

When you have lots of earth energy it means you would need to practice more air energy habits

When you have lots if air energy it means you would need to practice earth & water energy habits

Some examples of energy habits I have matched with each element:

Fire Energy Habits 🔥

Exercise (cardio)

Walking adventures & challenges

Singing

Dancing

Group sports

Martial arts

Comedy (lots of laughing)

Earth Energy Habits 🌎

Yoga

Listening to music

Getting a massage

Eating veggies with every meal

Gardening

Time in nature

Hygiene/grooming upkeep

Skin care routines

Taking care of animals

Air Energy Habits 🌬️

Breath work

Meaningful activities with others

Talk therapy

Studying

Journaling

Listening to uplifting talk/music

Reading things that are inspirational

Water Energy Habits 💦

Proper rest

Shadow work

Swimming

Daydreaming/Dream journaling

Spiritual baths

Consuming enough water daily

When seeing less element energy in your charts channel its energy habits to enhance its strength in your everyday lives 🫶🏼

[ryoalouette]

Turns out I'm not quite done with DPxDC HIVE Academy

So like.

I'm legit wondering what kind of university would even have a course on afterlife or ghosts to study scientifically when what we got be myths and theories and all that stuff. (How tf do one even vivisect ghost, study their behavior when there's not even a body(?) and so on- not to mention that not everyone has the belief that Ghost Are Evil and all that-) But then a tot came to me: an extension of HIVE. Or maybe a Proto-HIVE. HIVE Uni though, definitely.

The (not so secretly) villain school WOULD DEFINITELY give this dubious three mad scientist kids some funds to go crazy. Also reason why none of the government call of them driving atrociously went through. Or CPS. Or lab safety and so on and so forth.

They're all protected by this nifty thing called HIVE graduates! :D

[lilixxmoon]

Some unhinged astrology opinions:

I have delved deep into learning astrology in the last two years, and after looking at a variety of charts and comparing them to my real life experiences, here is a brief list of my favorite vs unfavorite placements in general. Note: This relates to my chart specifically but if you have similar placements as me you'll probably feel the same way. *I have a lot of Cancer/Leo energy*

Least Favorites:

Libra Moons 🔮 A controversial pick but I have to say my piece. Having your moon sign in Libra is considered a pleasant placement and indictive of a peace seeking person. However, the insatiable need to be such a people pleaser makes me really ticked with this placement. Initially it's pretty hard to dislike any Libra placements, as their gifted chameleons that are known for being harmonious, attractive, and diplomatic. All good things. But in the moon sign I have found these people to be especially needy of everyone's approval that it's to their detriment. Their lack of individuality and independence is a sore point that doesn't get talked about enough. If you have heavy Aquarius placements l think this is a tough placement to relate to even if they are trine air signs. Beware of Libra moons in relationships, they tend to change themselves to fit the perfect person they think their partner wants. While in some cases that sounds great, in a toxic person this placement can play out extremely manipulative. They will go to great lengths to bend and twist who they are in an effort to get the approval of the ones they seek. I once heard it referred to as the gold digger moon sign. Even in men they may charm you but watch out for those lingering eyes, they can be a flirt and more easily transform around all the women they pursue. It's a gift for them but a warning for everyone else. If you have this placement you know it's true lol don't lie. Fire placements in birth chart will help confidence and hopefully subdue some of this toxicity.

Gemini Sun 🔎- Not too much to say here. This probably has to do with my Cancer Sun. Gemini's dual nature is so wild to me in general but especially in the sun placement, they can be fickle and petty. If you bruise the ego of a Gemini sun, I have seen things get nasty. Talk about they sure can dish it but they sure can't take it. On one hand, I hate admitting how much I dislike this placement since it's one of the most popular placements among some of the most talented entertainers! But in real life, some of that allusion and spark wears off that you see on screen. Gemini sun's dual nature is tough for a lot of the other zodiac signs especially if you have heavy Taurus placements. If you have a Gemini sun, hopefully you have some more earth placements to ground this fidgety energy a bit better. Just remember to check that ego and you'll be more loved for that entertaining curious soul rather than despised.

Aries Venus 💥- Out of all the Venus signs, this is definitely one that I tend to have some beef with in general, even when it's someone I have a non romantic relationship with. Here Venus is in its detriment. An Aries Venus can manifest as someone who falls in love fast, and falls out of love just as fast. All the fire sign Venus can be difficult since they tend to "burn" through a relationship quickly and suffer from this need for lots of stimulus. However, Aries in Venus I have noticed can be particularly challenging because they have a tendency to ghost, run, or even engage in some secretive behavior, but above all that I find people with this Venus sign to have a childlike quality that can quickly turn from endearing to just out right annoying. Unconventional relationships and lifestyles might best suit an Aries Venus. Relationship stuff aside, please explain to me how people with this Venus can be so passive aggressive??? Fire energy is generally more direct but I have noticed that to be the opposite with this sign, which is odd.

Top Favs 🌼🌷💟

🎀Pisces Venus - Where do I even start with how beautiful this placement is. I am jealous I don't have it. I've heard this placement be criticized for it's boundless nature, the love of this placement can lack conventional boundaries in relationships. In my opinion though everyone will probably feel a bit better if they have at least one Pisces Venus in their lives. They just give such an abundance of love, empathy, kindness, and joy to the one's they care about. True empath and healer placement. This placement is so romantic and dreamy. They're just so pure of heart. Hopefully this placement doesn't have anything weighing it down in an overall birth chart. I think this is a lovely placement and if you hurt a Pisces Venus your probably the problem not them.

🌙Cancer Rising - This is my favorite rising sign especially for girls. I just love the witchy, mermaid like aesthetic of this placement. The big eyes!!! Oh it's just so pretty. Is it any wonder that this is the placement Margot Robbie has? I also love Taurus Risings, but first place for me has to be cancer. I mean I am a Tumblr girly and Tumble aesthetic in it's prime was definitely giving Cancer Rising vibes. I know it's not for everyone but idk for me it's that cuteness this placement has too. Cancer risings look like fairytale princesses to me with their glowy skin, and round baby doll faces. It breaks my heart that so many Cancer risings may not see how beautiful they are right now since it's so trendy to have buccal fat removal from your cheeks. Their youthful ingenue appearance is precious to me even if it's not on a trend. More love to round faces.

💚Aquarius Mercury - Few people are in my opinion as naturally witty and entertaining as an Aquarius Mercury. Intelligent, bold, and unique. People with this Mercury sign seem to have so many natural talents. This Mercury sign is usually the best conversationalist in any social setting as well as a savvy spokesperson in any work setting. Not everyone can keep up with the deep mind of this Mercury sign. So they can be unfairly labeled as being too kooky, or far fetched in their ideas. Aquarius is a tough sign in general since it is ruled by Saturn and can be associated with progressiveness, independence, and even rebelliousness. However, in Mercury Aquarius seems to be a great placement for anyone that wants to be a jack of all trades or wants to think outside the box and try new things. Most likely an Aquarius Mercury is sure to be an interesting individual with a signature flare that stands out. I personally find these individuals fascinating.