#bart: hcs

[salviasplendens]

𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝑺𝑯𝑬𝑬𝑻.

repost,  don’t reblog !

𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐬.

full name  …. Bart Lemming (/Andy Summer)

nickname …. Master (in the sense of “boss/bartender” by Ryu, cafe patrons), Occhan/“old man” (by Clank)

alias/es  …. Captain Falcon, Berserker (temporarily), Bart Lemming is also technically an alias but also becoming the mask am I right (this guy has too many damn alter egos)

gender …. male

size  …. 6'2"/188 cm

age  …. “nice middle”

zodiac  …. Aries

spoken languages  …. whatever lingua franca they speak in 2201??

𝐩𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐬.

hair color  …. auburn

eye color  …. steel blue

skin tone  …. fair

body type  …. he looks like either a rectangle or a dorito but that is prob just that early 2000s anime aesthetic (tm). The right side of it might also be made of metal covered with synthetic skin.

voice …. he intentionally deepens it when speaking as Falcon and softens it as Bart, his real voice is somewhere between

dominant hand  …. right

posture …. upright, always ready to spring into action (as Falcon), a bit more outwardly relaxed and unassuming as Bart

scars  …. small one on his left eyebrow, larger one on his left shoulder

tattoos  …. none

birthmarks …. none

most noticeable features  …. nothing really which is the point of his Bart persona

𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐝.

place of birth  …. Port Town

hometown  …. currently Mute City

siblings  …. Jody Summer

parents  …. died when they were younger

𝐚𝐝𝐮𝐥𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞.

occupation …. barista/owner of the Falcon House, absolutely not a vigilante racer/stealth mentor

residence(s) …. above the Falcon House

close friends  …. Roy Hughes, Dr. Robert Stewart

relationship status  …. “his girlfriend is the one who supports this program” (single)

financial status  …. ??? maintaining that car and fancyass secret garage can’t be cheap ig we know where all his first place prizes go

driver’s license  …. he's Captain fucking Falcon of course he has a driving license

criminal record  …. various acts of vigilantism and explosions which are probably overlooked by the government bc of the whole Black Shadow situation so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

vices  …. pride

𝐬𝐞𝐱 & 𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞.

sexual orientation  …. he really hasn’t thought about it and they prob don’t do labels much when he’s from anyway

preferred emotional role  …. the supportive one?

preferred sexual role  …. ???

libido  …. ? low?

turn ons  …. ???

turn offs  …. hurting his partner(s), anything related to Black Shadow (lol)

love language  …. words of affirmation, quality time

relationship tendencies  …. ??? none?

𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐨𝐮𝐬.

character’s theme song  …. The Meaning of Truth by Hiro-X

hobbies to pass the time  …. cooking, watering plants, drawing, fiddling with the puppet, collecting weird Captain Falcon merch

mental illnesses  …. none

left or right brained  …. ???

phobias  …. none

self confidence level  …. generally high

[stolos]

Y’know That one image of goth Ariel + Eric?

[cebwrites]

Hello !! Love the way you write the heart pirates 🫶 if it’s okay to request, would you be able to do head-cannons on the silly hearts with a reader who tends to fall asleep anywhere and everywhere around the polar tang?

They don’t do it on purpose- honest! But they don’t realize how tired they are and fall asleep on instant contact with anything comfy :’) ((inspired by my own tendencies to crash on the couch or floor with a simple pillow or soft blanket, the occasional chair if the sitting position complies))

No need to write if it’s a little silly!! You can take it any direction you want, have the bestest of days and keep on writing your awesome work, take care!!

a/n: eepy gang rise up!! i have a habit of getting very sleepy after eating too of course it's okay, this is just about what i need rn actually _〆(´Д｀ )

for anyone new here, here's the hearts name guide <- i use for them!

Heart Pirates with tired Reader

masc reader, they/them law word count: 1.4k

At first, it's just after a hearty dinner that your peers catch you on the verge of falling asleep—Bas, Laeno, and Dorie pride themselves on making such good knock-out food—but slowly they notice how you're seemingly able to pass out anywhere and everywhere you can find a comfortable enough position to curl into

Provided it's not during an important briefing or otherwise Heart-related meeting, since nodding off during those tends to make your captain quite upset and you've crossed them on the singular instance of doing exactly that before, the crew knows to leave you well enough alone

You pride yourself on never falling asleep on duty, at least

On occasion, someone will wake you for additional work at Law's behest if you've already finished or call you down for supper or Penguin and Shachi have the mischievous inkling to do something prank-related; either they're dragged away by someone more responsible or get chewed out by Law for putting you in ridiculous poses to take pics of while you were asleep, upset about something along the lines of potential injuries

The more you get to know your crew and the stronger your bonds become over the years, the more you start to lean on other Heart pirates for your impromptu naps instead of just cozy inanimate objects; none of them have ever beaten the sheer comfitude of the weighted blanket in your quarters, though

Bepo is the easiest suspect being as big and soft as he is, and the friendliest too, Ikkaku is more than happy to lend a shoulder as the resident "big sister" (although she's younger than half the other members), and hell even Pen and Shach were comfy enough pillows once you got them to swear not to pull any funny business while you slept - lest you made balloon animals out of them

The others all warm up to you on their own time, depending on whether you've been there from more or less the start or you're a relatively new member to the crew

Ani is reluctant for physical contact, it takes you getting to know them a little more before she's willing to shake you awake or spend a while sitting next to you taking a nap in comfortable silence, gay uncles Bas and Laeno with the addition of Fang have dubbed themselves the unofficial official "carries you to bed" squad

The other gay uncles (Marl and Gul) are content to leave you where you are whenever you drift off but always bring a blanket when it looks like you're getting cold or you don't seem like waking up any time soon - Dorie and Hoki try taking you to bed but Dorie's always too loud and ends up waking you before then and Hoki, well, Hoki can't quite seem to pick you up as a taller, heavier man

By god he's trying his best, though that also has the unfortunate consequence of waking you up; you once overhead Hoki training with Fang with the express purpose of getting strong enough to carry you to bed like "everyone else" and you genuinely didn't know whether to be flattered or mortified

Uni's content enough to let you lay your head on their shoulder (arm, because frankly he's huge) for a short while, though eventually he gets antsy and needs to move but since you're there he can't, but also Uni needs to move while not waking you up, like a cat asleep on its owner's lap trapping them for all eternity; other crew members have found him in this predicament every so often and find it hilarious/a perfect photo-op while he can't avoid the camera's embarrassing lens

Some of these pictures have both of you napping together (he accepted his fate and fell asleep sitting up, their back makes them regret it later)

You're awkward around Jean Bart at first, as you were with everyone else in the beginning, though you did puff out your chest a little at the thought of being someone's senior much like Bepo, and slowly as you took the initiative to spend more time around him, you'd find yourself falling asleep with his knee as you pillow every now and again, sometimes even with his very large hand over your back as a blanket; Jean Bart too would fall victim to the pictures taken while he was at the mercy of your slumbering form, unable to flee

Clione and Hake, as much as you adore them as friends, have the unintended affect of activating your sleepiness once they go on another one of their longwinded rambles about a topic of special interest; you've apologized time again that it's not because they're boring you, not at all! Their voices are just so easy to listen to, hearing them talk at length about things important to them, it's a comfortable backdrop to doze off to

Hake laughs this off with light teasing, flattered that their voice is as soothing as you claim it to be, Clione has to be coaxed with a bit more than that, but usually gives in after you agree to buying him a treat of his choosing at the next island they drop anchor at

The captain themself—you aren't quite sure how to act around them, you were sure that they'd been upset by the first and only time you fell asleep during that crew meeting, making it a point to never do that again in the hopes of avoiding Law's ire, and although it didn't seem like they'd been that upset with you again, being around them still set the hairs on the back of your neck on edge; like you were being watched

To your defense, you were, but not necessarily in the way in the way that you would've assumed

It took nearly a year of being in proximity with and hardship with each other for Law to finally ease up being around you and another year for them to fully let you in - you realize in that time that the staring is just something Law does with everyone, their crew, strangers on the street, marines they're supposed to be on watch for, it was just something your captain tended to do

Plus, observation wasn't the only reason for their keen eye on you, at some point, Law had developed these—day they say, absurd—feelings, for you, and were at a loss for what to do; so, without consulting anyone else like the massive dweeb they were, decided that intense soul-burning eye contact was the way to go instead of just talking to you and getting a boyfriend that way

Some days it was an attempt to get you to make a move before they did, other days it was trying to blow you up with their mind for daring to make them feel this way, and on the days you felt like you were ignored by your captain even more than before? Those were the one where Law doubted their feelings the most, wishing to hide them away and feeling if you looked too closely, you'd catch onto their "true" intentions and they would simply dissolve under your gaze

A bit unfair, but when has Law ever been anything but?

Now, comfortable with the relationship you've built with one another, Law calls you into their office often to sleep on the couch there, or take a nap on their bed while they worked tirelessly still at the desk in their room; whenever they needed a break or you'd call them over, they could simply recharge in the comfort of your arms and you'd get a warm body to slumber against

It does seem, however, that once the both of you got together Law started being a bit more scrutinous about your random cuddles with other crew members whenever you fell asleep per usual, almost pouting when you gave your attention, albeit unconscious but still physical, away to other people

You tease them about it once other Hearts inform you about this very interesting behavior and turn scowls into kisses with light laughter

The only person seemingly exempt from this "cuddle = angy Law" rule is Bepo, but that's only because he's the baby and Law is unwilling to give up their cuddles on their precious bear either, so the both of you will sometimes just nap on him together, sometimes to Bepo's chagrin when he needs to move just like Uni

Bepo obviously clears, but at least now it looks like there's finally someone to challenge your weighted blanket <3

[glassdecanters]

anyways bart allen. bart allen and tim drake. that's all.

occasionally bart mentions something that interests tim scientifically and it's just ".... yes you can run tests on me"

when they're on missions and bart gets broken bones, tim has to break them again and reset them when they heal in the wrong place (because of speedster healing rates. tim hates this, bart kicks and stuff when he's doing it as a reflex. it hurts.)

bart comes over to the manor at literally any hour of the day and will be like "why are you awake" and when tim goes "why are you awake" bart gives in and the two of them sit together and work on whatever tim's working on.

bart brings him coffee. he knows tim's order. they're bestie vibes like that

one summer kon got a job as pretty much a joke, he was a waiter and tim and bart sat in that cafe every day possible to fuck with him.

sometimes, the two of them like to study together. tim with his books and bart being fascinated repeatedly by all of the things stored on the batcomputer. they do most of the pre-research for any sort of missions and tim presents it to the young justice team.

if tim's patrolling, baz'll get into his bedroom (window) and pick up his extra comms unit, and just talk into it. for a while he didn't understand that more than just tim could hear it. everyone could hear it. everyone could hear him singing to him and just rambling mindlessly to entertain tim. tim never told him. he thought it was funny. baz only stopped when bruce interrupted him one night and passive aggressively told him "please refrain from continuing."

tim got them their own channel on the comms after that.

[pup-pee]

anyways, love her

[timkonshipper]

Tim Drake headcanon

He took a dip in the pit but came back from it stronger. It took a while to overcome the side effects but he redirected it into bankrupting Ra's and weakening his assasin empire.

He lured a couple hundred assassins away from Ra's to keep for himself. The small voice in his head told him he had already took a bunch of Jason's shticks and made them better so why not add another to the list.

He buys a big mansion somewhere in the middle of nowhere and starts his own assassin organisation

He takes the computer specialists and assigns them to scouting targets and draining their bank accounts(to be split among the assassins - tim had enough money).

He organises the rest by their specialities. Whenever he takes a new target he checks out their insurance coverage and replaces it with a really bad one. Then he sends out his groups according to the new insurance plan. For example if there is no dental insurance then the dental group will knock them up real bad. Combined with no money in their bank accounts, painful injuries and hospital bills that are not covered by insurance the targets feel emotionally drained(retribution for whatever they do to others). Then the special attack group ends them when they least expect it very painfully.

All in all he gets around gotham and branches out throughout the entire country.

But in the end he never has blood directly on his hands so he counts it a win.

He is also a shark in the boardroom and definitely uses his skills to his advantage. No-one questions him because they're scared shitless of him. He's practically a legend in the company.

Despite his many lucrative businesses he always makes time for date nights with kon and hangouts with kon, bart & cassie ♡ They all know of his assasin group but dont care since he's happy.

Also he ditches the dumb name and costume. He goes by peregrine and designs an actual costume - spiked leather jacket(inspired by kon), black onepiece(fitted with standard bat procedure) and black greek style circlet with wings(inspired by bart and cassie). He uses his bo staff but attaches retractable blades to make him seem like the bringer of death in a way

[radioactive-earthshine]

AU where instead of Jay and Joan taking Bart in after Max is pulled into the Speed Force Owen takes him in.

[danielpulse85]

I know I should draw something new, it just I'm so tired and he makes me so happy... I promise I'll draw something else soon, so you won't get bored if you follow me(?

[roachesforthewin]

Young Just Us + Stephanie Brown (love of my life)

[dearlexies]

I've been thinking a lot about Jaybart lately, even wrote half of two one-shots that I might post soon, since I'm bored, and have nothing to do, here are some hcs of them that I have and intend to work on some future fanfics:

Sometimes, while the other is sleeping, they lie awake counting the other's breathing just to make sure they are alive. Neither of them knows about it. Bart does this more often, but Jason spends more time awake counting his breaths.

Jason cooks and Bart cleans. Bart can't cook to save his life, but he makes decent coffee.

Bart has freckles all over his body and Jason often compares them to stars, when they are alone he tries to kiss each of his freckles.

Bart's love language is physical touch and words of affirmation, so Jason has always one arm around his shoulders or waist, sometimes he lays his head on Bart's shoulder and when no one is looking he leaves a kiss on his neck or whispers in his ear 'I love you'

Jason's love language is quality time and acts of service. Bart always tries to find a way to go to Jason's apartment and spend some time with him, they talk, watch movies and sometimes just enjoy each other's company. 'I love you' for Jason is not in words, but it is in the little things. In the coffees that Bart makes for him, in the early hours of waking up together, in the silence while Jason cooks and Bart helps him chopping the vegetables.

Bart made (read: forced) Jason to watch all the Star Wars films

Whenever the two watch a film/series, Bart develops a crush on one of the actors and talks about it for weeks and Jason just agrees that most of them are actually hot

Most people don't know that they date. Bart always says he has a boyfriend, but never says his name instead he describes his boyfriend as 'a literature student who loves cooking and Jane Austen and Virginia Woolf books' and he always has fun seeing people's reactions when Jason appears and kisses him.

Roy can't stand being in the same room as them, he always says that they look at each other with puppy ​​eyes or like they're ready to fuck right there

Sometimes Bart wears skirts and dresses, Jason thinks he looks really beautiful wearing it.

Tim was the first to know they were together, he accidentally walked into the kitchen and saw them kissing (his reaction was similar to Ross's in friends but with less screams)

On their first Valentine's Day together, the two forgot it was Valentine's Day and spent the day watching horror movies and eating pizza.

Bart always listens to Tim and Jason's complaints about each other and finds it funny how the two always end up saying "How is he your best friend/boyfriend?”

Bart always pulls Jason's blanket over while sleeps.

Tim constantly walks over while they are almost having sex, most of the time he screams 'my eyes!' and Jason finds something to throw at him.

They are not a clingy couple, no pet names, no matching accessories, not so many pda, except for a few kisses, and a hand on the other's shoulder or waist, and they barely talk about the relationship with others, the reasons many people don't know they are dating is precisely this. They are very private, and none of them are afraid to provoke, disagree or upset the other.

[devine-fem]

The aroace Bart headcanon never sat right with me. What about him ever screamed he didn’t have interest in sex/romance? Hasn’t he along with the rest of the corefour canonically had sex before?

I’m sorry, I just don’t know where that’s coming from? 😭 I can’t pinpoint any place where he’s disinterested in romance besides like fandom/Timkon (no offense) shippers who act as if he’s romantically-incapable and not romantically-disinterested.

[superherospinoff]

young justice (1998) giving red tornado wrong answers only like their lives depend on it (colorized)

original image under cut:

[transgnckon]

I dunno i tried to dress them in pride flag colors X

[glassdecanters]

give tim and bart the spotlight for a while they're gay (they're literally gay)

[pup-pee]

THEY R REAL, THEY R REAL 2 ME,

((yj boy refs))

[aroacecharacterheadcannons]

Bart Allen / Impulse from DC is AroAce!