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gayboss-too-close-to-the-sun · 7 months

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Sunflower: sun or moon?

Moon moon moon

Tho I’m the type of ginger that has hair like sunlight itself, soooo

#I assume my skin looks better with gold jewelry #because it Would #Wouldn’t it #but I will always pick silver jewelry because it’s Better #also my red and black aesthetic has no room for warm highlights #grey white and silver baybee #ask game

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chrisodonline · 1 year

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I kept my opinions on the last episode to myself for a reason, and for this one I'm debating on just putting things into a private post to get the thoughts out but not burden anyone's dash.

#because it would #i've gone through the tags #and comments and likes on posts #just staying in my own little corner

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hellishqueer · 5 months

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we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

#txt #hello tumblr user #you're probably looking back here to see if this was an ace attorney post #i purposely did not tag it because i knew it would find it's people

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incandescent-creativity · 5 months

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Do you ever write a sentence and then realize “Nah, that’s too self aware for you” and backspace a bunch of times.

#because I do #like a ‘he would not fucking say that’ but just about like #narration details #writing #writing problems #writer problems

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 6 months

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Knowledge Revenge.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuk tims #senshi #Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity.#Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all.#Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure.#I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem -#I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time.#So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*.#I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much.#Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!

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sleepygaymerdisease · 7 months

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#'who was this about' dont worry <3 #EDIT hi i didnt realize this would get notes LOL. um everyone reblog with what character ur thinking of because im NOSEY i WANNA SEE #edit 2 to everyone trying to guess what the character i made this for was. youre all wrong. this was about kamen rider #youd think lupin because of my profile picture but alas i have other interests as well...#anis gaymer moments

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swan2swan · 3 months

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Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.

#the ship overall is C to A tier #but it's things like THIS that push it up toward the A #titan ae #titan a.e.#cale #akima #it just...#starts with them chilling together being comfortable in each other's space #that would be enough that's a point there #then she goes and HANDS HIM THE SANDWICH SHE'S EATING #sharing their food #that's another one #and she does it because his hands are busy so he can't feed himself #so that's a third point #and she does it WITHOUT LOOKING AT HIM which is a FOURTH point #and he bites into it without request or invitation so that's a FIFTH point #and then he TAKES THE WHOLE SANDWICH AND GULPS IT DOWN LIKE A LIZARD #which is a SIXTH point #and jumps it up to SEVEN because she pulls her fingers free and finally looks at him and yells at him #IT'S A SEVEN-POINT ROMANCE COMBO #do you know how utterly rare those are?#those are generally earned through KISS scenes where the hands move and the heads touch and maybe there's a spin #they achieved a seven-point romance combo by SHARING A SANDWICH #fixing machines and sharing lunch URRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH

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muffinlance · 5 months

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My baby daughter got her adorable puffin-print dress absolutely CAKED in mud crawling around the yard and my first thought was "oh no her beautiful dress"

And my second thought was "oh huh it really WOULD be easy to unconsciously steer her away from playing in the dirt. Unlike my son, whose outfits are usually some kind of solid dark easily washed pants plus a shirt that doesn't trail in the dirt like a dress does."

Anyway something something gender roles start getting shoved on kids from literal birth, but with a little time to think about things, YOU TOO can let your children of any gender absolutely destroy their clothes in the dirt pit they're digging in your garden

#all clothes provided through hand me downs and grandparents #we asked for non strongly gendered or branded things and that mostly worked for firstborn boy #but baby girl has gotten nothing but the cutest little dresses #that I am absolutely not going to stress if she destroys because it's not like they'll last until next summer anyway #at which point she'll be big enough for her brother's dirt-compatible pants #now if we can get her to stop EATING the dirt that would be GRAND #her pronouns are om/nom #literal definition of a baby

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catwouthats · 1 month

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THEY MAKE ME INSANE

Proof below:

Also, I’m fucking crying, I think his arm is like that bc he fell asleep holding the photo.

EDIT: more proof:

#than Laura drove them home…#I wonder if Logan continued to sleep in the car or if he woke up and helped carry Deadpool inside and place him on the bed #or did Logan also get dragged to the bed? while asleep?#he weighs like 600 lbs because of the metal so it would be incredibly hard to do #correction he weighs between 350 to 425 lbs #deadpool and wolverine #wolverine #deadpool #poolverine

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tahthetrickster · 5 months

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if it was about 15 years ago i’d already have seen 12 different AMVs of chimera falin set to three days grace animal i have become on my feed but that just doesn’t happen anymore. because of woke

#i would also accept skillet monster for this.#dungeon meshi #they don’t even call them AMVs anymore. they call them fancams now. because of w #hall of fame

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yourfavecharacterisqueer · 2 months

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hypothetical scenario for you all: the real king arthur returns. you meet him and you welcome him into your home. what is the first thing you do with him? keep in mind, this is a man from the 500s (he died in 542), and you are from the 21st century (2024).

#most chaotic answer gets a follow and reblog from me #me personally?#i would force him to watch bbc merlin and get him to read merthur fanfics #i'm so sorry for this... however #i'm just a girl #bbc merlin #merlin #bbc #bbcm #bbc's merlin #merlin bbc #king arthur #arthur pendragon #arthuriana #summoning all the arthuriana fans #regardless of what adaptation you are a fan because of #update 02/08: this has now been closed

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atalana · 7 months

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the curse of adhd:

i will remember with absolute clarity, when the thought strikes me that i have a text to send someone, that this is the fourth time in three days i've attempted to send this specific text

i will forget, in the time it takes me to pick up my phone, that i picked it up intending to send a text

#every time #managed to actually send it today!#but also i have been reminded to post this by the fact that i just had a task to do in two different rooms just now #so i turned the light on in the room i was getting to second because my brain would go 'oh why is the light on that's weird'#and check the room and it would remind me to do the second task #in the less than five seconds between turning the light on and exiting the room #my brain went 'oh the light's on better turn that off before i leave'#and i had to manually catch myself #PLS.#adhd

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thunderon · 9 months

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“long hair on guys doesn’t make them less masculine. think keanu reeves, jason momoa, danny trejo, or the guy at your local dive bar who rides a motorcycle”

*the crowd nods*

“so long hair doesn’t necessarily determine masculinity”

*the crowd, more hesitant, still nodding*

“butches can have long hair—“

*GUNSHOT*

#the tedtalk i would give if i could #if i see ‘they’re not butch because they have long hair’ one more time i will flip a table #frustrating frustrating frustrating #also this is NOT in any way a knock on my short haired butches ily #op #bestof

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ejsuperstar · 3 months

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Baldness is for nerds this is a battle to the death. If you have the same character/pfp on both platforms you have to decide which is the superior.

You have to explain your reasoning in the reblogs too

#text post #poll #personally i wanna say jester wins because magnum would not want to beat up anyone (let alone a human) but Jester would beat up a robot.#jester has beat up many robots #robobot- robot- stereohead- etc