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fieriframes · 1 year
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[I'LL TELL YOU THIS, IF YOU'RE NOT A BIG EGG FAN, AND THE ONLY WAY TO GET RID OF TEMPTATION IS TO YIELD TO IT WITH THIN CRUST FROM VITO & NICK'S]
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dingbatsy · 3 months
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Guys stoooop you're giving away his feelings!
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nutton-of-tata · 2 years
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do u like ur eggs scrambled
Yes actually when my mom or sister makes them
If not then I prefer sunny side up so I can dip my toast in it
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oh right, technically i sell t-shirts
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i forgot about that
#holidays are coming up and it would make a terrible gift#that's the main selling point#anyways these exist and can be exchanged for legal tender#the cost is the listed price + the emotional expense of knowing that i am judging u#bc i am. i am judging u#why would u want this. why would u exchange currency for this#there are so many other things you could exchnage currency for instead#a grocery store shrimp platter for instance#with the nauseatingly red cocktail sauce that is SO much better than a t shirt any time#hmm chicken picatta at a local Italian Eatery perchance? i am. a big fan of anything picatta#oh oh i know! 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH OKRA#FOR THE COST OF THIS FRIVOLOUS T SHIRT U COULD INSTEAD PURCHASE 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH DELICIOUS OKRA#and then --hold on i have a recipe--and then what u do is#so it is basically sacrilege to suggest this but what u do is u skip the cornmeal entirely#my southern ancestors are shaking a wooden spoon at me right now but LISTEN. u skip. the gotdang. cornmeal#instead: wash chop and soak (for 10 min) the okra in a mixture of 1 egg to tblsp water#then coat in flour#THATS IT JUST FLOUR#No cornmeal. i am betraying my heritage rn but I'm RIGHT#coat in flour sprinkle liberally in S&P and FRY that suck in veg oil high heat#until crispy & brown & u hear your arteries clenching in apprehension#so. so yeah#that's what u should do instead of buying this shirt go fry the shit out of some okra#(but buy local and young & tender if u can bc the grocery store is full of old-and-therefore-super-stiff specimens#pro tip (aka grandma tip): if u can't chop okra smoothly with your normal cutting knife then it's too old and tough.#...i mean u probably CAN still fry the shit out of it I've certainly done that before it's just much less delicious#ANYWAY. anyway ANYWAY. shirt. okra. farmers market. that reminds me of a post i made back when we first started selling these dang shorts#shirts. shorts shorts. oh shit i should make a crop top option.#i. i don't Know How to make a crop top option#HUH . . . i need to lie down now and contemplate the constant and irreconcilable limitations of the human experience good night
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possuminnit · 1 year
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juanaflippa 🙂
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infinitycuube · 4 months
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slightly sick of all the space-danny-enjoyers only being focused on stars and constellations
yea shits cool nd all but do you guys know what kbo's are? twotinos? plutinos? centaurs?? the opik-oortz cloud? kuiper cliff? the naming system for dwarf planets and asteroids? the fact that Haumea is one of the fastest spinning objects in this solar system?? what about Sedna whose orbit is one of the widest in the solar system, has no moon, and is almost as red as Mars? does trans-neptunian ring a bell? quasi moons? theres so many things you can do with the bodies in our solar system. while youre reaching for the stars, keep your home planets in mind
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jpasionr · 4 months
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Finally free from BIG Big Run 😭
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localpuyopuyoenjoyer · 10 months
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Oh dear god Splatoon Big Run is bugged.
I got a 84 and under egg when I should’ve gotten silver.
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This post is REALLY funny, though
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gingersp1ce547 · 8 months
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A little drawing for the qsmp’s resident arsonist’s b-day
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quitealotofsodapop · 8 months
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Hilarious idea I had to merge both the original storyline for the Slow Boiled Stone Egg Au with the Alternate way DBK learns about the Stone Egg;
The Pilot fight between MK vs DBK comes to a halt when the bull overhears an annoyed grunt of;
Pigsy: "HEY! What sorta jerk lets a pregnant bystander get hurt!?"
DBK: "Huh?" *turns out of interest/concern*
Pigsy: *is holding a "normal" pregnant monkey demon in a bridal carry after pulling them away from some debris*
The "normal" pregnant monkey demon: *Is clearly Sun Wukong*
DBK: Xiandi!?!"
And since Wukong is being really cagey about his condition and how it happened; DBK & PIF immediately assume it was from less than ideal circumstances and activate Protective Brother + Sister-In-Law mode to make sure he's ok.
Pigsy insists on coming along so that the "skinny-looking kid" (Wukong) is ok and gets a decent meal.
DBK & PIF have a buffering moment when they realise that their opponents look to be... versions of Wukong's Pilgrim brothers?? Oh dang they need to come with too!
Wukong is unofficially kidnapped (with heavy encouragement by a worried MK) to the Demon Bull Palace for a proper health check up and meal.
PIF & DBK decide to take the reins of the Monkie Kid's training in Wukong stead (much to Wukong's complaints) until the baby arrives. MK is confused, but very glad that he wouldn't be sparring with his pregnant mentor/hero. Also he's being mentored by two of the coolest villains in Jttw lore! Him and Tang share a fanboy moment over it - much to the couple's amusement and Red Son's ire (Tang told him bluntly that he found Red Boy to "just be some bratty toddler").
And cue a back and forth of both the Demon Bull Family and Pigsy's protective instincts over the Monkey King. It ends up nearly a "Capture the Flag" situation where the Noodle Shop fam will rescue Wukong from the Bull Palace to let him hang out in the city/the island, and the Demon Bull Family will kidnap him back to the palace out of worry.
The arguement between DBK and Wukong still occurs during New Years... because thats when DBK finds out Wukong has been pregnant with a almost-always-fatal Stone Egg since the start of the Journey to the West!!!
And cue the demon world finding our via the two brothers arguing so loudly that LBD can't even do her villain speech.
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pikechris · 5 months
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I like that rayner is an alien from a single random ds9 episode actually. and that they're giving us cultural references and showing how far these guys have come, that they're still here, that they're not forgotten. there are so many planets out there and star trek has shown so much but it often gets lost among all the usual vulcans and bajorans and what have you, so it's great to see that kind of old reference every now and then!!
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magical-xirl-4 · 3 months
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honestly considering Ikuto is going to be in Europe for the most part in Jewel Joker, I'm totally okay with there not being any romance between Amu and Ikuto in the manga. I think it's pretty obvious that Amuto is endgame and while they'll allude to it, I wouldn't be surprised if they don't give it a ton of focus because it'll be about Amu maturing while in middle school.
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appeypie · 2 years
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your new splatoon idols ??!
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yb-cringe · 2 months
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i really dig the idea that qsmp sneeg and the ender king meet.
that ek is still a Dick to the kids and possesses phil and sneeg, through a fragmented mind with only the acidic intention to kill, cant consciously figure out why he cares if ek is a dick to them. he wants to kill them too thats The Only thing he wants (even if subconsciously he doesnt)
so through like microwave brain level thought processes hes like i cant let the ender king hurt them because i want to kill them first
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ink--theory · 19 days
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egg asmr
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guess who's part of the 200 club now :3c
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normalbrothers · 24 days
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tried to establish a habit of eating a boiled egg twice a week (good protein source), but i hate boiled eggs so much 🤧
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