#blake belladonna b-day

[crimsonxe]

The fact that they're canon thus this no longer being "are they teasing BB", but that they're so picking these things on purpose cause BB is top and they want to celebrate/reinforce/fly the BB flag is too good.

For anyone curious on why so much blank space, its comments that were edited out. Replies removed just cause I'm not asking various people if okay to repost stuff w/ their replies, not relevant to my post, and again I'm lazy af. Not even bad ones trying to shit on either Blake, BB, or the show ftr.

Girlfriend gifting her girl both a thoughtful gift and her fav gift, while being a disaster xD

[electro-scorpion-moving]

to me, blake is around 5’7-5’8 (she got the tall genes from her dad), yang is around just about 6 ft flat, ruby is somewhere between the two, and then weiss is just practically microscopic to R B & Y at 5 ft flat

[crazywolf828]

Rating: Explicit

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Category: F/F

Fandom: RWBY

Relationship: Blake Belladonna/Yang Xiao Long

Characters: Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long

Additional Tags: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Alpha Yang Xiao Long, Omega Blake Belladonna, Emotional Sex, Knotting, Mating Bites

Summary:

Yang notices, of course she does, they're far too intune with each other. Her face falls the second she walks through the bedroom door, smells frustration curling through the air.

Blake feels a little guilty about the worry that flashes across her face.

"Baby," Yang starts, taking a single step in, careful not to step on the nest. Blake wishes she'd just destroy it. "what's wrong?"

Blake swallows thickly, she doesn't know what's wrong, that's the problem. She doesn't know why she's getting so frustrated over something she's done a million times.

But Yang's some sort of saint, really Blake's convinced. She moves, sitting on the large chair in their room, tucked in the corner to make room for her nest.

"Come here," Yang says softly, "come sit on my lap, let me hold you for a while?" She offers it, gives it up as an option. Yang's good like that, never forcing, always giving her an out if she wants to take it.

She doesn't.

[waltat04-kevinknight]

Just a sneak peek at a Jaune x Kali fic I'm working on

It was a somber day in Menagerie, as the previous white fang leader and loving husband was found dead with two sword stabs through his head. The entire nation was saddened and mourning the death of Ghira Belladonna. His now Widowed wife had locked herself away in her now empty estate and spent her days crying, that was until she heard a knock at the door. Getting up and walking to the door, she opened it and saw her daughter, and what she would assume was her friend.

“Oh hello Blake sweetheart and this is?” Kali asked as Blake looked at Jaune.

“Mom, this is Jaune, my friend from Beacon.” Blake replied.

“Hello Ms.Belladonna it's nice to meet you” Jaune says with a soft smile.

“Greetings Jaune, Blake I'm assuming you're here for your father's death..?” Kali asked, causing Blake to nod.

“I'm truly sorry to both of you for your loss” Jaune said, placing his hand on his chest.

“Thank you Jaune, I appreciate you coming along with me” Blake says walking inside her house leading Jaune in as well.

Kali led the two into the living room and sat down on the couch, while Blake and Jaune sat on the other couch.

“They still haven't found the murderer of Ghira all they know is that he was stabbed twice by a thin blade.” Kali says with a heavy sigh.

“What about Adam?” Blake asked.

“No he himself came forth and admitted that while he didn't agree with how Ghira ran things when he was in charge, he would never take Ghira's life.” Kali explains causing Blake to sigh and nod.

“Jaune, can you stay with my mom while I track down my father's killer?” Blake asked.

“Yeah of course, you focus on finding who took your dad's life” Jaune says as Blake hugs him.

The hug was short as Blake walked out of the estate and closed the door, leaving Jaune and Kali by themselves.

“I appreciate you staying with me Jaune.” Kali says, wiping a tear away.

“It's no problem Mrs.Belladonna, it's the least I could do” Jaune says, picking up a box of tissues and handing it to Kali, who would take a tissue and wipe her tears.

She smiles and throws the tissue in the trash can and looks back at Jaune, it takes a few seconds before she speaks again.

“Blake told me about how you lost someone during the Fall, are you doing alright?” Kali asked Jaune who was surprised by the question.

“I'm doing my best, it's all we can do. I'm not gonna say I'm over it but I have to move on someday.” Jaune says smiling.

Kali smiles back at him as she stands up and walks over to Jaune.

“I'll show you to the guest room.” Kali says walking to the hall, which Jaune follows her.

Once at the door Kali opens the door and Jaune walks in, setting his bag on the table. He looked around the room smiling and then turned to Kali. “Thank you Ms. Belladonna” Jaune says to her with a smile.

“Of course but please call me Kali” She says leaving the room and going to hers and once he was alone he laid down on the bed and fell asleep.

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A few days have passed Jaune helped comfort Kali with the passing of her husband and the two grew a small friendly bond, with Jaune cleaning up the estate and even cooking for Kali and himself. Jaune hummed as he walked past Kali's room and noticed the door was open and knocked on the door, which after a few seconds he was met by Kali. Wearing a nightgown.

“Oh hello Jaune what can I do for you?” Kali asked him with a soft smile.

“Sorry I saw your door open so I wanted to make sure everything was alright” Jaune says with a smile on his face.

“You're sweet” Kali says leaning against her door while staring into his eyes.

“By the way, Blake called saying she's made some headway into finding your husband's killer” Jaune says resulting in a soft smile from Kali.

“That's good” She says looking up at Jaune before looking away.

“No matter what I do Jaune, I can't stop thinking about Ghira…I miss him, I know I need to move on but-” Kali says before she stops feeling Jaune put a hand on her shoulder.

“No no I get it, it's going to be hard but I'll be here no matter what” Jaune says as Kali hugs Jaune tightly.

Jaune wrapped his arms around Kali as the two shared a tender deep hug for a few moments before they broke the hug off looking at each other.

“Jaune, would you mind staying in my room tonight? I could use the company” Kali asked him knowing he probably would say no and she wouldn't blame him if he did.

“Sure I-I don't mind” He said, which took Kali by surprise before she took hold of his hand and led him inside and closed the room door behind him.

Once inside the room he noticed how massive the bed was, then again Jaune remembered Blake told him how big and bulky her father was so his surprise quickly went away. Kali let go of his hand and sat on the bed and untied her robe letting Jaune see her lingerie nightgown making him blush and look away out of respect.

“Jaune, you don't have to look away” She said softly, “Please come and help me..~” She begged him.

“But you're Blake's mom I can't do that with you” Jaune says as Kali grabs his hand and pulls him on top of her.

“You promised you'd help me and what does your family never do?” Kali says, causing Jaune's eyes to widen.

“Never go back on a promise” He says making Kali smile.

“Besides, Jaune you've been nothing but help this past week…and I've couldn't take my eyes off you. I don't know why but you remind me of my husband in so many ways…” Kali says, placing her hands on his cheeks before pulling him in for a deep tender kiss.

Jaune didn't know how to respond until he found himself lost in the kiss as he moves his hands onto Kali's hips and turns causing Kali to down be on top of him as the two continue the tender kiss, while Jaune swirls his tongue around Kali's tongue starting to French kiss her. Kali was enjoying this, she didn't feel lonely anymore, she had someone here with her now and knew how to kiss so well. Kali would break the kiss and get off of Jaune still blushing as she bends over and takes off her lace lingerie panties revealing her slightly wet pussy to Jaune.

“C-Could you eat me out p-please” Kali asked shyly as Jaune stood up and walked over to Kali and put his hand on her kisses her neck while fondling her massive ass.

“Of course Kali” Jaune says guiding Kali back to the bed, laying her down and getting between her legs as he started to lick her milf pussy.

Once she felt his tongue lick her entrance she let out a breath while Jaune gripped her thighs and began to kiss, lick, and suck on Kali's pussy while Kali moaned loudly. He then mainly stuck to sucking on her clit as he shoved his tongue into her pussy making her squirm as she felt Jaune eat her pussy.

“F-Fuck I'm gonnn-!” She started moaning before she squirted over Jaune's mouth.

Jaune moves his lips away from her pussy and stands back up, a hard on in his pants in full view as he wipes his lips.

“T-Thank you for that J-Jaune” She says looking at him before her eyes notice his bulge in his pants.

She sat up and unzipped his pants and pulled down along with his boxers allowing his dick to fling out.

‘Oh God's his dick… it rivals the size and girth of Ghira's… and its scent’ she thought, smelling it as she could get enough.

She didn't wait as she shoved his dick into her mouth and began sucking like a rabbit in heat while she used one hand to jerk Jaune off while she gave him one wild blowjob. Jaune on the other hand bit his lip while watching Kali suck him off, the view of her big milkers bouncing only made him more horny for the Widowed milf. With her other hand she grabbed Jaune's hand and put it on her head, implying he wanted him to guide her, own her.

He put his other hand on her head and began thrusting, causing Kali to gag for a second before she adjusted to the speed Jaune was going at.

‘God's he's even rougher than Ghira was, he is perfect~!’ She thought to herself as she put her hands behind her head as Jaune kept thrusting using her mouth.

Jaune kept thrusting before he held her head against his lower area and cums in her throat and pulls his cock out of her mouth. Kali closes her mouth and swallows his cum and opens her mouth, sticking her tongue out seductively before closing her mouth again.

“Kali I want you to ride my cock and slam that fat ass on it until you can't no more” Jaune says sitting next to her well laying down next to her.

Kali felt herself get hotter from how he ordered her as she got on him immediately and lined his cock with her pussy and slid down on her as she shook her head while moaning loudly before slamming already down on his cock. She felt Jaune grab her head and pull her down into a deep French kiss as she started bouncing her massive ass on his dick just like he asked. She breaks the kiss as their tongues were inches apart as she stared into his eyes with a mix of lust and love while still slamming her pussy down on his dick, she could feel his dick stretching her more just making her bounce faster.

“F-Fuck fuck fuck fuck~!” Kali moaned as she kept riding Jaune's dick while Jaune moved his hands onto her hips making her bounce even more.

“Such an eager woman you are Kali” Jaune says as Kali had imaginary hearts in her eyes as she bounced even harder.

“Y-Yes I am~! Please fill. Me. up~!” She moans as she slammed down once more as Jaune moved his hands from her hips and back to her head and pulled her in for a kiss as he cums in her pussy, filling her womb up.

She slowly slides off his dick and gets off the bed and looks at Jaune's cum covered cock and bites her lip as she watches Jaune stand up and put his hands on her hips and kisses her, making him melt in his touch. She turns around and bends over placing her hands on the wall as she shakes her ass.

“Show me more fun… Daddy~” She said seductively as within a few seconds Jaune was behind her and shoved his dick back into her pussy, gripped her hips and began thrusting quickly and roughly.

Kali couldn't help but moan as Jaune used her pussy, and did she enjoy how rough he was being with her. She didn't care for soft sex she wanted it hard and rough, all boxes Jaune were checking.

“You're so wet, it makes it easier for me to rail this pussy made by the gods!” He moaned as he delivered a harsh smack to one of Kali's ass cheeks making it jiggle and Kali moan louder.

“Yes Oh God's fuck keep going~!” Kali moaned and Jaune did just that and kept thrusting like there was no tomorrow.

Jaune smacked her juicy ass once more, making her moan even louder as she looked back at him with a lustful seductive stare in his eyes. He kept thrusting and her stare only made him go rougher with her and after a few more moments he slammed against her cervix and cummed, filling her womb once again. He pulled out and back up falling onto the bed as Kali walked over to him and laid beside him and pecked his cheek and cuddled up next to him.

[itsouttherenow]

Team Mom: Kali

It was another day at Beacon within the dorm room of team RWBY. Their first year of Beacon went off without a hitch, mostly. Fighting mechs, criminals and terrorists is not something that you can really just brush or mention casually. So what is a girl to do on a Friday afternoon. What possible exciting activity could these adventurous girls do?

“GUYS! Mom is coming!” Entering the scene is our resident cat, Blake Belladonna. 

Sitting up from their respected beds, the rest of the girls quickly started firing off questions.

“When is she coming?”

“Are dad and Ghira coming too?”

“Snuggles?”

The last question had eyes drawn at Weiss. 

“Hehe, just, you know, asking.” She replied sheepishly.

“Aside from Weiss touch starved condition (HEY!), she said that she be coming soon to visit us here at Beacon. Tai and my dad are staying in a hotel in Vale for the time being.”

“Cool, what time is she supposed to be coming then?”

“She said around 6.”

“It’s 6 already! Why didn’t you call us instead?”

“Forget about that, we need to hurry. QUCKLY! THROUGH THE WINDOW!”

“No Yang wait I c-“, before Ruby could say otherwise, Yang had leapt through the window of their dorms

“We can worry about her later when we’re outside. The bullhead could be arriving any minute now.”

Using her semblance, Ruby quickly took the girls to the bullhead landing pads, picking up, more accurately digging up, Yang from her earthly confinement. They eventually made it to landing pads 5 minutes late.

“Do you see her?”

“No I can’t, I’m too short.”

“Blake, what about you,?”

“No. Yang?”

“Negative captain.”

“Where could she b-“

“YOO HOO! Girls, I’m over here!”

With Weiss question answered by their target, the four girls quickly rushed to a woman with similar cat ears to their feline friend. The woman was quickly enveloped in a group hug from the girls.

“Oh oh my, eager aren’t we today?”

“Why wouldn’t we? It’s been a sooo long since we’ve last meet you in person.” Replied Yang.

During a break in they second year, the WBY of RWBY meet Kali and Ghira Belladonna, the mother and father of Blake. There, the three girls quickly took a liking to Kali, considering she was the first real motherly figure that they have had in a while. While the three may be her daughters by blood, she treats them as if they were her own.

“(giggles) That is true. And we have a whole week to spend together!”

“(gasping) A WHOLE WEEK!?” Exclaimed Ruby.

“A whole week? What’s the occasion?” Inquired Blake.

“Why the parent conference. They’re going to  discuss on how our little ones are doing and behaving.”

“Well, it is with great pleasure to say that we have all been model students.” Booster Weiss.

“We’ll see. Now, how about you girls give a quick tour of the area. I don’t want to be getting lost.”

“Alright Team RWBY, let’s lead the way!” Yelled Ruby as she jumped into Kali’s arms.

“Ruby” chasted Weiss, “get off her. You are not a child!”

“I don’t mind dear. I’m quite comfortable.” Said Kali she nuzzled Ruby who laughed.

“(Laughs) Hey, that tickles.”

“Are you sure? I can take Ruby.” Offered Yang.

“Yes, I’m quite sure. In fact, I quite like it when you girls jump into my arms. Reminds of when Blake was a little kitten.” Answered Kali.

“If it’s alright with you, then I guess she can stay.” Said Weiss.

“Good. Now let’s go and give mom the best tour of Beacon!” Exclaimed Ruby.

“I’m looking forward to this ‘awesome’ tour girls.”

(Like break.)

An hour into their tour, Ruby had fallen asleep in Kali arms so it was up to the rest of the girls to decide on where to take her next. Walking underneath an arc way of vines and growth, they enter the gardens.

“And here” Weiss gestured around, “is the Beacon Garden. Used by most to study but many can often be found eating and aswell as hanging out.”

“My, how gorgeous.” Awed Kali as tucked Ruby closer to her body.

“Gorgeous indeed. This garden is actually the newest addition to Beacon, having been made thirty-seven years ago. Furthermore, th- (BOOM)- What In Monty’s name was that?” 

The answer to Weiss’s question came in the familiar form of Beacons resident dork Knight, one Jaune Arc, who was coursing throw the air, straight into a tree. After face-planting into said tree, his limp form sliding down onto a branch. 

“Ow. Note to self, make sure that Nora does NOT help in the kitchen *ever* again. *EVER*.” muttered Jaune to himself.

“wa-wa-what’s going on?” Ask an awoken Ruby.

“Just Jaune flying into a tree. Nothing new.” Answered Yang.

“Jaune? Blake, isn’t he the boy you mentioned to me? The blonde?” Asked Kali to her daughter.

Smelling blood, Yang seized the opportunity to tease her partner. 

“Oh, keeping secrets are we now? And here I thought we were family. I’m hurt.” 

Blushing, Blake whined, “Mom. I thought I told you to keep it between us.”

“Oh my Gods so it IS true. You’ve Fall for that dolt.” Exclaimed Weiss

“Well I think it’s sweet.” Chimed Kali.

A second later, said boy fell off the branch.

“Oh, this is a perfect time to talk to him dear. HELLO dear.” Yelled Kali out to Jaune.

‘What? Who is that. I didn’t know Blake had a si-‘

Jaunes thought we’re immediately cut short when the branch he was on earlier fell on top of him.

“Oh no. That branch just killed Jaune!” Yelled Ruby.

“You bastard.” Followed by Yang.

“No you dolts. He’s just knocked out.” Explained Weiss.

“My oh my. What a shame. He needs to be tended to. And who better to wake up than you pretty face dear.” Said Kali.

“No mom, you don’t mean-“ Questioned Blake.

“Yup. Let’s take him to your room. He’s needs to be well rested on a nice comfy bed. Next to a beautiful lady.” Kali said as she picked up Jaune.

“Mom no.”

“Mom yes” 

Blake was then handed an unconscious Jaune.

“Come along girls. The day just getting started.”

Three of the four girls ran to catch up with Kali as Blake just stood in place dumbfounded.

Looking down a Jaune, she blushes abit.

“Well, I guess it would hurt to give it a try.” And then placed a kiss on Jaunes forehead and quickly caught up the others 

‘That’s my girl. Grand kittens here comes Grandma.’ 

[juanarc-thethird]

Don't fuck him.

Kali: Honey, I made this cake for the neighbors as a thank you for watering our garden when we were on vacation. Can you give them to them, please?

Blake: Ok *About to take the cake*

Kali: *Moves it back* Just one thing, don't fuck their son.

Blake: *Blushing* What?!

Kali: I've seen how you look at that Arc boy. I'm a little afraid that you're going to do something to him.

Blake: *Red* I won't do anything to him! Let alone do "that" to him!

Kali: I don't believe it. You are my daughter, and I know that if you are alone with that boy, his innocence will be gone.

Blake: Mom!

Kali: Don't "mom" me. Do you think your dad was the one who convinced me to go out with him? Of course not, I did. And you, being my daughter, know very well that if you have the opportunity, you will eat that young man. I mean, I would like some grandchildren one day, but right now it's too early for that.

Blake: MOM!

Kali: Anyway, if he is alone in the house. Don't even think about going in, do you understand?

Blake: But-!

Kali: Do YOU understand?

Blake: *Sighs* Yes mom.

Kali: Good, now go and deliver the cake.

Blake takes the cake and heads over to the neighbors' house. When she arrives, she rings the bell but no one answers. She rings it again and still nothing.

Blake: It seems that no one is home.

Jaune: *Happy* Blake!

Blake: Huh?

Blake turns to her left and she sees Jaune pushing the lawn mower into the driveway. Apparently Jaune is mowing the back garden and apparently he was getting a little hot. The young man had taken off his shirt and put it over his head to stop the sweat. Blake could see his chest of the exposed. Her gaze is glued to his muscles, she watches in detail as the sweat moves through his pectorals all the way to his abs. Unaware, Jaune had approached her and was calling her name.

Jaune: B... Bla... Blake? Hello?

Blake: *Blushing* I'm sorry! I zoned out for a second there.

Jaune: I understand, it happens to me all the time. But leaving that aside. You need something?

Blake: Well, my mom made this cake as a thank you for taking care of our garden.

Jaune: Oh wow! Thanks a lot! *He was going to take the cake but stops* Oh, I'm a little sweaty, I don't think it's a good idea to take it in this state. Why don't you go inside and leave the cake in the kitchen? And I can show you the bonsai that I am taking care of.

Blake: Well... (Kali: Don't even think about going in!) I'm sorry but I can't stay for long.

Jaune: It won't take long. Just let me put the mower away and I'll open the door for you. *Goes to the mower*

Blake: Seriously Jaune, I can't...

At that moment Jaune pushes the heavy mower. Blake watches his muscles flex and his butt move with each step. Seeing that, everything that her mother had said to her went overboard.

Blake: *Sweating* I think I can stay a few minutes.

A couple of hours later.

Jaune and Blake are lying on the bed, snuggled up naked.

*Ring Ring*

Blake: Huh? *Checks her phone* OH SHIT!

Jaune: What happened?

Blake: It's my mom! Shit Shit Shit!

Jaune: Is that a bad thing?

Blake: Kind of!! Just help me get dressed!

Jaune: Ok.

As Jaune helps Blake get dressed she answers the phone.

Blake: Hello… Oh no, I'm not at Jaune's house. I'm at, I'm at Yang's house!… *Puts pants on* Yes! I'm at Yang's house. I met her on the way to Jaune's house…. *Shirt on* What was she doing here? She only came to leave some things that Jaune lent her… *Shoes on* It's the truth! I'm with her right now. What do you want to talk to her?… *Walks to the front of the house* Well, she's in the bathroom right now… *Open the door to leave* Yes, I'll let you know when I'm back *Stops* home.

Kali: *In front of her* Did you have fun?

Blake: It's not what you think!

Jaune: Blake, you forgot your panties. Oh!.... *Embarrassed* Hi Mrs. Belladonna.

Kali: Hi Jaune. Blake, to the house, Now. *Leaves*

Blake: *Sighs* Yes mom. *Follows her*

Jaune: *Quietly* Blake wait.

Blake: Hm?

Jaune: *Kiss her* I text you later.

Blake: *Smiles* Sure *Leaves*

[howlingday]

The Ultimate Hunters

Winter: I am Winter Schnee.

Jaune: (Thinking) I remember reading about her. Apparently, she got top marks in all her classes, honors galore, and even leads multiple community programs. It's why she's referred to as the Ultimate Moral Compass.

Jaune: I'm Jaune Arc.

Winter: Mm, a strong name. You should thank your parents for it.

Jaune: Oh, uh, thanks-

Winter: But you should also do your best to not shame it! Never make them regret their choice to give such a potent name to a slacker!

Jaune: She's also kinda annoying.

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Blake: I'm... Blake Belladonna...

Jaune: Oh, so this is the Ultimate Author?. She's been writing since she was ten, and published a romance novel when she was only eleven. I think it was "The Accountant." Apparently, it was such a hit, people all over the world named real-world accountants the hottest people to date!. Still, I wasn't really expecting her to look so... dark and gloomy.

Blake: W-Why are you staring at me?

Jaune: Oh! S-Sorry, I-

Blake: I know what you're thinking! You think I'm a freak, don't you!

Jaune: N-No! I only thought-!

Blake: I know what you thought! You thought you'd never seen such an ugly girl! And you thought it was soooo funny!

Jaune: N-No! That's not what I was thinking at all!

Blake: Don't even bother trying to lie to me! You can't stand to look at me!

Blake: B-But I'm used to it by now...

Jaune: Yikes!. Talk about inferiority complex. Never thought a successful author could be like this.

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Yang: Hey! I'm Yang Xiao Long!

Jaune: Whoa!. She's the Ultimate Kickboxer!. They competed in the national circuit and won every single match!. Who hasn't heard of them?!.

Jaune: You're kidding me!

Yang: W-What? What's wrong?

Jaune: N-Nothing! I just, well, you're the Ultimate Kickboxer, so I kinda figured you'd be, uh...

Yang: What, were you expecting some big, dumb, jock guy?

Jaune: N-No,more like... Someone wearing boxing gloves and in a ponytail, like in that article I read.

Yang: Aw, geez... Not that picture! I hate that photo! I had to keep my hair tied back like that for the whole circuit. It doesn't look cute at all! So now I refuse to change my hair, not for anyone but me!

Yang: And, actually, can I tell you something? I... don't really like kickboxing. And to be honest, I hated going to my sparring matches.

Jaune: She hates kickboxing so much she never went to a sparring match? She must be some kind of prodigy!

Yang: So once I came here, I was done with it! So long, kickboxing! I've got my dreams ahead of me!

Jaune: Your dream?

Yang: Yeah! Playing music and jamming out all day long is the kinda stardom I want! All I need now is someone who can sing and a drummer, and I'm all set! I'm not stopping until I'm living like a real star!

Jaune: I can't believe what I'm hearing. I never thought I'd hear that coming from a kickboxing star!.

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Neptune: I am the Neptune Vasilias! But if you want to use my nickname, "Your Dream Come True," I don't mind. By the way, what do you know about anime?

Jaune: Anime?

Neptune: Well, to the world at large, I am the one and only Ultimate Fanfic Writer! I once sold over 10,000 copies of my fan fic at con. Everybody knows it! Of course, dsome of them didn't get it. They said I had "tainted" the nature of the con. How ignorant can you be?!

Jaune: This is the first I heard about it, but to sell over 10,000 copies is pretty impressive.

Neptune: I'm a lot like von Burgh. Completely unappreciated in my time. That's why I toil day and night to spread the good work of fan fiction to the world at large! I'm sure if you read my work, Mr. Arc, you'd completely understand in an instant! For it touches mankind's deepest truths...

Jaune: Uh, what kind of truths?

Neptune: It's all about giving in to our most basic of urges...

Jaune: On second thought, I don't want to understand it...

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Pyrrha: Hello! I'm Pyrrha Nikos, and I look forward getting to know you!

Jaune: The way she moves is mesmerizing, and there's a sweet scent wafting around her. When I saw her name on the attendance, I thought I recognized her name. She's the star of her own pop music group, "Hoplife," and as the Ultimate Pop-Star, she's the most desired woman for all the TV and magazine covers. But still, I'm more surprised she still smiling since... Nevermind. No need to get into that. But she looks so beautiful, like a goddess or something...

Pyrrha: I'm not a goddess. I'm a real person.

Jaune: Wha- How did you know what I was thinking?

Pyrrha: I'm psychic.

Jaune: R-Really?!

Pyrrha: No. I just have good intuition.

Jaune: Quick as a whip, she is.

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Harriet: Heya! I'm Harriet Bree, but my friends just call me Hare.

Jaune: Harriet Bree. She's been breaking track records since she was a kid! I hear she's even supposed to be a competitor in the upcoming Vytal Tournament! Without a doubt, she is the Ultimate Track Runner. Everything about her technique, physique, and, uh, proportions have been widely talked about online.

Harriet: So, uh, what was your name again? I've already forgotten it.

Jaune: Jaune Arc.

Harriet: Right... I thought it was something like that.

Jaune: No, it's not something like that. It is that.

Harriet: Gotcha! I'll hammer it in my head right now! Jaune... Arc... Jaune... Arc...

Jaune: The way she's writing in her palm is really unnerving.

Jaune: What are you doing?

Harriet: You don't know?! If you want to remember someone's name, you gotta write it in your palm three times!

Jaune: Really?

Harriet: By the way, how do you spell your last name.

Jaune: It's spelled like it sounds.

Harriet: ...Ah, I'll figure it out later! Anyways, it was nice meeting you!

Jaune: Y-Yeah, same...

Jaune: What she likes in wit, she makes up with energy.

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Qrow: Name's Qrow Branwen. Nice ta fuckin' meetcha.

Jaune: Qrow Branwen? As in... the leader of the largest bandit tribe in the kingdom?! He's earned the respect of every tribe around, earning him the title of Ultimate Gang Boss.

Jaune: ...Uh, nice to meet you, too.

Qrow: Hell yeah.

Jaune: I better be careful. One wrong word and I'm worm food!.

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Penny: Hello, I'm Penny Polendina. Nice to meet you. I'm sorry if I seem nervous. I always feel so nervous when I meet someone new. I hope we can get along.

Jaune: Same here. Nice to meet you.

Penny: I'm sorry, but have we met before?

Jaune: Uh, no? This is the first time. That's why I said, "Nice to meet you."

Penny: Oh... I'm sorry.

Jaune: You don't have to apologize, y'know.

Penny: Right. Excuse me.

Jaune: Penny Polendina is renowned all over the world for her cutting-edge programs. That's why she's the Ultimate Programmer! She's also got this cute, scared, naive bunny thing going on that makes everyone fall for her. So she has a huge legion of fans!.

Penny: I... I'm sorry.

Jaune: For what?

Penny: I've upset you. You look really angry right now.

Jaune: No, no, I was just lost in thought, y'know?

Penny: Lost in thought?

Jaune: Yeah. It has nothing to do with me being upset or anything.

Penny: Oh, thank goodness. I was starting to think you didn't like me.

Jaune: Seeing her smile... I can see how she got so many fans...

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Ruby: ...

Jaune: ...

Ruby: ...

Jaune: ...Uh, can I ask you your name?

Ruby: ...My name... is Ruby Rose.

Ruby: ...

Jaune: ...

Jaune: She's pretty quiet. But I don't think I saw her name on the list. I mean, I did see that there was someone other than me missing from the school muster sheet. Maybe she's the other unaccounted student?.

Jaune: So, uh, what are you doing here?

Ruby: What's that supposed to mean?

Jaune: No, no! It's just, everyone here is some kind of ultimate or another, so I'm wondering what you're the ultimate of.

Ruby: ...

Ruby: Why should I tell you?

Jaune: Huh? Well, uh, I guess you don't have to tell me.

Ruby: No. I don't have to. So I'm not going to.

Ruby: ...

Jaune: She's got a real iron mask going on. Guess this is where our conversation ends.

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Nora: Hiiiiiiiii~! I'm Nora Valkyrie! Charmed, I'm sure!

Jaune: Anyone would recognize her. She's on every cover of almost every magazine in almost every store. She's the envy of every girl in the kingdom, an Ultimate Fashion Icon if ever there was one!.

Jaune: I'm not sure I got the right person?

Nora: Huh? Oh... You must mean my cover photo, huh? Well, duh, they're all photoshop!

Jaune: Photoshop?

Nora: Y'know, edited to hell and back?

Jaune: Oh, so they're not real.

Nora: Geez... Don't say it like that. Now I'm gonna get all depressed. Everything is all photoshop these days! I bet you'd even be surprised by a certain diva here.

Jaune: So many dreams... crushed like a nail under a hammer.

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Ren: I am Lie Ren.

Jaune: Oh, geez, I almost asked him if he was a girl. The day I ask that out loud is the day I get turned into a human pretzel. But now I remember him. He's the world champion martial artist who won against guys three times his size. He's the famous Ultimate Martial Artist, with a win streak of 400 matches and 0 losses. Some of the online posts called him "Siren" and claimed he's secretly some kind of weird sea-primate; a missing link between man and fish. Honestly, standing in front of him, I kinda have to agree.

Ren: Excuse me.

Jaune: Y-Yes!

Jaune: Why is he poking my body?.

Jaune: Uh, what are you...

Ren: Your muscle quantity and quality are about the standard for a regular late teen male. Hm... Training with you would likely bring more harm than good. A shame.

Jaune: Maybe for you, but for me, it's a blessing!.

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Weiss: I do not believe we have been introduced. I am Weiss Apfelkuchen.

Jaune: Weiss, uh...

Weiss: Apfelkuchen. It's my name. But if you don't mind, I'd prefer you to address me as Weiss.

Jaune: Uh, excuse me, but you are from this Kingdom, right?

Weiss: Of course. Why do you ask?

Jaune: Well, then, can you tell me your real name?

Weiss: I already told you. My real name is Weiss Schnee. But as I have also stated, please address me as Weiss.

Jaune: She's polite, but she's also forceful. Guess those internet posts were right about her. She really is the Ultimate Gambler who's never lost a bet in her life. She also loves dressing in elegant, white clothes like a princess in a fairy tale. They say she entered an underground gambling ring and walked out with everyone's money. They called her, "The Queen of Lies". She laughed about it, too, they say.

Weiss: I look forward getting to know you. Heh heh...

Jaune: She's smiling, but she's a wolf. I need to watch myself.

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Fox: Name's Fox Alistair, Fox for short. Take it easy, yeah? I'm sure I will!

Jaune: Fox Alistair, known as the legendary "Truth-Hunter" in the psychic community, is the Ultimate Clairvoyant. To be honest, I don't really get that psychic stuff. It's out of my depth. Still, I can't help but wonder if there's any truth to it.

Fox: Mm... I give up.

Jaune: Huh? What?

Fox: I thought I saw it, but I guess I missed it.

Jaune: Missed what?

Fox: I thought I saw a giant dog chasing after a teenage wizard on a motorcycle with gold threads in his mouth. And that wizard... IS YOUR PURPOSE!

Fox: ...Ha ha! I'm just kidding! But we should get some cold ones and look deep into Mu and her lost culture.

Jaune: Cold ones? I'm not old enough to-

Fox: I am. I was held back a few times, so... Ah, it's a long story.

Jaune: A few times?. Yeah I'll bet it's a long story...

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Coco: Name's Coco Adel.

Jaune: Hi, uh, nice to meet you.

Coco: ...

Jaune: That's the most half-assed character introduction I've ever heard!. But it's not like I can do anything about it. She's a special case, even among all these special cases. Coco Adel is the daughter and heiress of the most affluent financial conglomerate in the world. She's even got her own businesses with her own personal fortune. It makes sense for her title of the Ultimate Affluent. She's the very definition of "exceptional".

Coco: Are you done? How much longer are you going to stand there? Get out of here, I'm sick of looking at you.

Jaune: One look at her, and I know she's thinking, "You and I will never be equals." She's a queen in training.

[no-more-tales-tavern]

Twisted Tales Tavern Special:

On the Road Again~

Unless you're getting shot out of a cannon every time you and your party sets off on a new quest, the journey to your destination can be a long one. Townships are often days— sometimes over a week—of hard travel apart from each other, and between random encounters and general boredom, there's a million different ways to fill the time between point A and B. Just try not to lose yourself so much in the journey that you forget your destination entirely~

Canon Muses: Keyleth of the Air Ashari (Half-Elf Moon Druid), Vex'ahlia Vessar/DeRolo (Half-Elf Beastmaster Ranger), Jester Lavorre (Tiefling Trickster Cleric), Nott the Thicc (Goblin Arcane Trickster Rogue), Yasha Nydoorin (Aasimar Zealot Barbarian), Fearne Calloway (Satyr Wildfire Druid), Deanna Leimert (Gnome Life Cleric)

Ruby Rose (Human Ranger/Rogue), Weiss Schnee (Half-Elf Lore Bard), Blake Belladonna (Tabaxi Assassin Rogue), Yang Xiao-Long (Human Barbarian/Monk), Pyrrha Nikos (Human Champion Fighter)

Ochako Uraraka (Human Graviturgy Wizard), Momo Yaoyorozu (Human Monk/Rogue), Mina Ashido (Tiefling Spores Druid), Nejire Hado (Air Genasi Long Death Monk), Rumi Usagiyama (Lagomore Barbarian/Monk)

Test Muses: Anko Mitarashi (Half-Elf Assassin Rogue), Naruko Uzumaki (Half-Elf Beast Barbarian), Rukia Kuchiki (Halfling Bladesinger Wizard), Rangiku Matsumoto (Half-Elf Glamour Bard), Neliel Tu Odelschwanck (Satyr Ancients Paladin), Lucy Heartfilia (Aasimar Celestial Soul Sorcerer), Erza Scarlet (Human Battlemaster Fighter)

OC Muses: Jaerik Aldraeyds, Yora Vor’ziira, Esper Willowwind, Jade Ren, Terra Verdell

Kinks: Outdoors, Monster-Fucking, Hiding, Cheating, Mind-Break

Memes: Some Like it Rough v1, Overwhelmed, The Great Outdoors

[darksaiyangoku]

RWBY: Giants

Sun was outside Blake's house, holding a bouquet. Jaune stood next to him, holding his guitar.

Jaune: So why am I here exactly?

Sun: Because I can't play the guitar. And besides, Neptune's busy.

Jaune: Hmmm, I dunno if it's a good idea. It's pretty late. What if Blake gets mad?

Sun: This always works in the movies. Come on, bro, help me out. Pleeeeeease?

Jaune: *sighs* Okay. *starts strumming guitar* 🎵We used to be giants, when did we stop? Just say the word and I'll be yours. You know I never forgot.🎵

Sun: 🎵The hope and the hurt has lived inside of me. But there's gold in the dirt I never took the time to see. But I knew of its worth when you walked beside of me and my hand fit in yours like a bird would find the breeze.🎵

Jaune: 🎵We used to be giants, when did we stop? Just say the word, and I'll be yours. You know I never forgot We were the song in the silence, but time catches up. Just say the word, and I'll be yours. You know I never forgot.🎵

Sun: 🎵I knew from the start you'd be the one to set me free. That day in the park, when the hurt would hide from me. Those eyes used to know me, it's been way too long. You are the moon and the stars, and all they gaze upon. Time won't ever move slowly, what you waiting on? Yeah, what you waiting on?🎵

Jaune: 🎵We used to be giants, when did we stop? Just say the word, and I'll be yours. You know I never forgot. We were the song in the silence, but time catches up. Just say the word, and I'll be yours. You know I never forgot.🎵

Sun: 🎵Darling, just say you will. Will you remember those times? That I have held until... Tonight, if you say you will, I'll leave it all behind. Don't you remember those times?🎵

Jaune: 🎵We used to be giants. So when did we stop? Just say the word, and I'll be yours. You know I never forgot. We were the song in the silence, but time catches up! Just say the word, and I'll be yours! You know I never forgot!🎵

Sun: 🎵We used to be giants! Giants! Oh, I still love you though.I still love you though.🎵

Blake: *claps* That was quite the performance.

Sun: *turns around* B-Blake?!

Blake: *smiles* Hi.

Jaune: W-What are you doing out here?

Blake: I was out on a midnight walk. I wasn't expecting to see you both here.

Sun: Hehe, *blushes* so, uh, did you like the song?

Blake: I loved it. *walks up to Sun and wraps her arms around his shoulders* Thank you, Sun.

Sun: *kisses Blake*

Blake: *kisses Sun*

Jaune: Hold on a minute. If you're out here, then who's inside?

Kali: *opens window* Hiiiiiiiii~

Sun: M-Mrs Belladonna?

Jaune: ....oh crap.

Blake: *tries to stifle laugh*

[rwac96]

Happy Birthday, Blake!

Her amber eyes focused on the gathering in front of her, making her ears twitch. Seeing her friends and parents present in her the mansion where she grew up. Ruby Rose stood next to Weiss Schnee, the former grinning with glee while the later gave her teammate and friend a friendly smile. Meanwhile, Yang Xiao Long stood next to her parents; Ghira and Kali Belladonna. Blake's eyes sparkled with wonder, stepping towards her nearest and dearest. The five approached the Faunus, bringing her into a group hug.

"Aww, guys," the former White Fang member gushed, "this' wonderful."

"I'd knew you love it," her mother cues to her only daughter, playfully squishing her cheeks. That made Blake blush, as the blonde brawler playfully punches her shoulder.

"It's your B-Day, KitKat," Yang spoke with a chuckle, "you'd honestly think we forget."

The Stealthy of Team RWBY attempted to hold back a chuckle, while Ruby and Weiss approached their friend and teammate with wrapped up gifts. The ebony-haired young woman turns to the duo, grabbing a hold of Weiss' gift. She begins to tear off the custom, SDC ribbons and opened the box.

"Hmm," Blake blinks, pulling out what looks like a book. "A spin off of Ninjas & Love. Thanks, Weiss," she approached the former heiress, wrapping her arms around her for a quick hug.

"You're welcomed," Weiss replies, "though, I had to overcome my mother's questions and assumptions." The wielder of Myrtenaster says, rubbing at the back of her pale, porcelain neck.

"Open mine!" Ruby says with excitement, bouncing up and down. "Open mine!" She holds out her own wrapped up box, likely made from a unique material in Patch.

Blake sighs as she grabs the box from her leader's hands, beginning to tear away at the ribbons and opens the cardboard. "Oh," she pulls out what looks like unique, custom made chamber rounds that can fit Gambol Shroud. "you made these, Ruby?"

"Uh-Huh," the silver-eyed girl nods, "made through my own blood sweat and tears." The young Huntress wipes at her forehead, "This baby can hold any experimental Dust, if you're feeling dangerous."

"I'll keep that in mind," Blake said with a light chuckle, "thanks, Ruby."

"Ahem," the Belladonna patriarch clears his throat, making the three members of Team RWBY turn to see a large quilt. It made all three stare with widened eyes; Ruby gushing at the sight, Weiss gazing in confusion, and Blake gawking in embarrassment. It was large quilt with images of Blake throughout her infancy and early childhood stitched in. "Happy Birthday, sweetie," Ghira said with pride in his voice.

"We and the others on the Island worked very hard on this, Blakey," Kali coos to a blushing Blake.

"It looks so adorable," Ruby squeals, while Weiss did her best to hold in her laughter. "Look at lil' kitty Blake's cheeks. They're so squish-able!"

"That's...unique," Weiss says, placing her right hand over her lips, doing her best not to laugh for her friend's sake.

"Oh, Gods," Yang cackles, wrapping her prosthetic arm around her best friend's waist. "a total parent present."

"T-Thanks Mom," Blake said, her yellow eyes glancing down at the floor. "Thanks Dad...you shouldn't have." 'You really shouldn't have,' the younger Cat Faunus thought.

"Hey," Ruby spoke up, looking around the Belladonna household. "Where's the others?"

"And that's my que," the blonde powerhouse says as she released her teammate, approaching the double door to the mansion. She pulls them open, revealing Jaune Arc, Nora Valkyrie, Lie Ren and Ilia Amitola carrying what looks like a large birthday cake. It sported Blake's colors: Black, purple, yellow and grey. "Here's my present!"

"And better late than never," Jaune says through gritted teeth, "we've been carrying this since we got off the Airship!"

"You could've at least helped us out," Ren groaned, as his teammates and Illia carried the large cake into the house.

"Hey," Nora chuckled, "anything for the birthday girl." She winked towards Blake, who arches a eyebrow in confusion.

"Illia?" She spoke up to the chameleon Faunus, who gave her a quick nod.

"Hey," the other former White Fang member greets her childhood friend and former crush. "I think three of your friends are coming," she then gestures to a trio stepping inside of Blake's home.

Oscar Pine hums as he entered, alongside Neptune Vasilias and a pregnant Pyrrha Nikos. The three members of Team JNPR and the Chameleon Faunus placed the cake down. Ren and Nora groaned, the former arching his back while the former collapsed onto the floor. Jaune exhales, approaching his pregnant lover; who caressed his hands.

"That's a big cake," Ruby comments, staring at the pastry with hunger in her eyes; licking her lips.

"Well, we had to carry the damn thing," the orangette of Team JNPR said with a roll of her eyes, as she massaged her right arm. "and all for Yanger's idea of a gift."

"The thought is what matters," Pyrrha spoke up, turning to team RWBY. "Also, Happy Birthday, Blake."

"Thanks guys," the yellow-eyed girl says as she studied the cake, then takes a headcount of those present. "Hold on?" She turns to the blue-haired Huntsman, "Hey, Neptune, where's Sun?"

"Aand that's your cue," Yang says, lightly tapping at the large cake; which suddenly shuddered and shaked.

This made everyone blink in confusion, having an idea of the Monkey Faunus' whereabouts. Suddenly, the top of the pastry erupts as a certain blonde Faunus emerged out with a jubilant shout. He stood before the gathered party, naked as the day as he was born.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABE!" Sun Wukong hollered, sporting a wide grin on his face.

"Good Lord!" Weiss Schnee shrieks, turning away from the naked leader of Team SSSN.

"Welp," Nora folds her arms over her chest, "that certainly explains the weight."

Jaune Arc simply faints, to be caught by his beloved; despite her current condition. Pyrrha simply clears her throat, focused on the father of their growing child. Lie Ren facepalms, while Neptune groans in exasperation. Oscar and Ruby looked away as well, while Illia opens her mouth in agape. Ghira simply scowled at his daughter's boyfriend, while Kali playfully jabs his elbow.

"Don't make that face," she playfully chastised her husband, "you did that when we were younger."

"So," Sun spoke to the wide-eyed Blake with a goofy-yet-seductive smile on his face. "lovin' the sight of your present~?"

"Sun," she clears her throat, gesturing to the shocked and silent party guests. "Yang," she shifts her amber eyes to her teammate, "time and place!"

[saltwukong]

Another break from current happenings to gush about a ship:

Literally nothing you can come up with will have the power and softness of Sun Wukong's debut, okay? Nothing. You cannot hope to match the romance, the dignity, in how Sun Wukong literally strutted into Blake Belladonna's life and made it better.

This dude gets off a boat he boarded illegally in an unfamiliar place, and pretty much the first things he sees are: a) cops and b) pretty girls. He blitzes it out past both of those and he has that flashbang wink at the ready. There's four girls there that are all standing right next to each other and pretty much equally beautiful, but he chooses Blake. Why? Because he knows the second he sees her that she's a faunus. He's got a tail he can't hide, it attracts attention, and he sees this faunus trying to keep her secret--and he lets her know it's safe.

(And then Blake gets her heart put on hold, and Weiss is like "We have to observe him!" and she's just standing there dizzy thinking "same").

He keeps going, leads the police past her and only jumps out of their reach once RWBY's chase is stalled by them smacking into Penny. And we don't see him again until that night (after Weiss mutates into someone's racist mom) and Blake has fled her dorm damn near in tears. We only hear his voice and he only says one line but it's enough.

"I knew you would look better without the bow."

He knew from the start she was a faunus hiding her race, and when he sees her all alone, emotional and compromised, the first thing he does is assure her that she looks good the way she naturally does--as herself. Not wearing something to make her look more white human.

The next time we see these two, this dude who doesn't even know her has stuck by her for almost two days so she won't have to be alone in a city that's hostile to people like her. He doesn't press her for details, doesn't try to make her talk, doesn't complain. He just waits for her to talk when she's ready, and when she does talk, he listens.

He doesn't ingratiate himself to her exclusively, either. The first question he asks is if she's told her friends any of this, friends he has laid eyes on exactly once--asking if she feels safe enough amongst her peers to be open about her history. She doesn't, so he stays. Even though he was initially ill about the White Fang, he accepts her as someone with ties to the organization and assists her when she wants to clear their name.

He keeps her fed, he watches her back, and he stays behind when she charges in, only getting involved once it's clear she needs help. They barely know each other but they quickly become a team, Sun working support for a girl who's headstrong and passionate but full of doubts. It just works.

[crimsonxe]

Its a bit late in the day, but: happy b-day to the bee queen herself and voice of bi badass that is Blake Belladonna Arryn Zech.

[kitkatopinions]

Hey guys, new RWBY season drops in like two days, so I just wanted to make a post because every time we get a new season, we also get A. An increase in people posting RWBY criticism. B. An increase in people complaining about seeing RWBY criticism. And C. An increase in people asking what RWDE is. So I thought I'd give some advice on how to avoid criticism (if you want to) and posting criticism (if you want to.)

This is one of the only times I'm using the main RWBY tag, I usually try to avoid it since I'm a RWBY critic. I'm using it now in an honest effort to help, please no one send me hate anons. :)

What is RWDE? RWDE is a tag used for any and all criticism of RWBY. The fact that it's a play on the word 'rude' doesn't actually mean the criticism must be mean spirited. Most people who post in the rwde tag were ordered to by other rwby fans who demanded we use the tag as a filterable (and not use the main rwby tag either,) so we didn't really choose the name, and use it as a courtesy to other fans. RWDE is used for anything from complaints saying the whole show is a wreck to the tiniest nitpick. Like any tag, people who use 'RWDE' range in opinions, there's no 'rwde hivemind,' I myself have been in fights with other RWDE posters in the past.

What to do if you don't want to see RWBY criticism? Filter out the 'rwde' tag, as well as 'anti rwby' and 'rwby criticism.' This is pretty simple. Just go to your settings, scroll down to the 'content you see' section, go to filtered tags and click the little edit icon, you'll get the option to add a tag to filter. If you do this, then Tumblr will hide posts tagged with 'rwde' from you, and you'll have to make an active choice to seek it out. If there are certain characters you'd like to avoid seeing criticism of, rwde posters frequently use anti character tags as well. I personally have 'anti Blake Belladonna' filtered out because I don't like to see too many posts complaining about her. Another trick is looking up rwby with a hashtag # at the front like #rwby, which I've heard helps avoid the 'this post mentions rwby and therefore appears when you search 'rwby' even if it isn't tagged' feature (which I know is a headache to deal with.) Also please don't avoid blocking out of some belief that it makes you a coward or a bad person, the block function is for everyone's benefit, and if you continuously see someone posting things that annoy you or are just taking up space or you just don't really wanna see, blocking them is a good way to get them out of your life without any fighting.

What to do if you want to criticize or critique RWBY? First off, criticizing RWBY at all in any way is something that does come with a risk. This fandom can be really toxic towards critics and defensive of the show to the point where even minor objective nitpicks will be called hysterical fits of rage. It's unfortunate, but if you want to post criticism, it's best to be aware of what you're getting into. I suggest using the rwde tag when you criticize despite the venom against it, because that's the most well known criticism tag and is the one most likely to have been filtered out by people that don't like seeing criticism. Not using the rwde tag might result in you getting people in your comments or ask box angry at you for the fact that they saw your posts. If you want to critique without being associated with 'rwde' and don't want to use that tag there's only so much you can do (popular RWBYtubers have been labeled rwde just for criticizing RT,) but you can use tags like 'crtq' and 'rwby criticism' and 'rwby critique' that might get less of a venomous response. Also I would again suggest that you be free with the block button.

If you heard something about how horrible rwde and rwby critics are... Please actually look into actual rwde posters and read actual rwde posts (in their entirety, not just screencapped parts of posts) before you believe anything from other people. Just because someone says 'rwde posters think X, Y, Z' doesn't mean it's true, and again there's a wide range of opinions you'll see from rwde posters. I'm not saying you have to like us or seek us out or anything (again, you've got the filter and block option and I suggest people who don't like criticism do so and we'll leave each other alone,) but don't buy into the 'htdm' stuff without even looking to see what's true and what isn't please and thank you!

Anyway, whether you're looking forward to the new RWBY season or dreading it, good luck on Saturday!

[supersaiyanjedi14]

RWBY Combat Analysis: Announcement

Hey everyone! Just leeting ya'll know that RWBY Combat Analysis will be returning to it's regularlly scheduled programming this week. And with Halloween and a certain rosy Huntress’s birthday approaching, it seems only appropriate for us to take the time to look at the four faces of the franchise itself!

Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna, and Yang Xiao Long.  Four rising stars among this generation of aspiring Huntresses, well on their way to becoming some of the greats of their era, and increasingly instrumental in the war against the forces of Salem.

Now, before we get going, I should clarify that this installment is going to be a unique posting due to the unique circumstances surrounding the characters.  As the four main protagonists of the show, Team RWBY are more heavily featured than any other character, and their combative capabilities naturally change and develop alongside their personal growth as people and characters.  Given how RWBY often utilizes a character’s fighting style as a metaphor for their personality and growth, it makes perfect sense that this applies to the ones who literally make up the title.  At the same time, however, this makes Team RWBY

(A.) difficult to research due to the sheer amount of material, and

(B.) difficult to rank because their skills and powers are changing with every major plot point.

As my usual analysis goes into heavy detail on the combatant’s development, technique, and tactics, any traditional breakdown for the girls would be way longer than usual and sure to be obsolete with the advent of new information.  There is a reason why, back when I first made my posts two years ago, I waited until the end of Volume 8 to do proper profiles of certain characters.

As such, this installment in the RWBY Combat Analysis will be a Lightning Round, where I quickly list off the character’s rankings with a brief, though hopefully sufficient, explanation for their placement.  If anyone wishes for a more detailed explanation, feel free to ask me to clarify.

With all that out of the way, join me in a couple days as I assess the skills and prowess of Beacon’s premier unit.

[ao3feed-toshinko]

L.S.I.K.D. [M.H.A. X R.W.B.Y.]

by CartoonEXPhoenix19

Story Plot: A young boy named Izuku was born a kind soul. Sadly, the boy is quirkless and hated by almost everyone. At 6, he ran away, but Summer and Tai found him and took him in. Years later, they did the same as the Yagi family but much worse. Izuku had enough and ran away to find an unknown man to see him. He begged him to train to become firm, and it happened.

Years later, Izuku entered Union Academy, which was going well. One day, an incident where all of the girls that make Izuku their "Girlfriend" cheat on him and lie to everyone. It cost him his career, and he lost everything, but his tormentors weren't done. Sometimes inside, Izuku snapped, and he used the "Forbidden Spell" on them, which caused the whole school to be destroyed and sent to an alternate reality named Jimmy Kellogg Dimension. Will they be able to escape successfully or be trapped inside forever? "Who shall live or suffer for all eternity."

Words: 5753, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: RWBY, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon (Anime & Manga), The Loud House (Cartoon), My Little Pony Generation 4: Equestria Girls (Cartoon 2013), The Owl House (Cartoon), Doki Doki Literature Club! (Visual Novel), Regular Show (Cartoon), The Powerpuff Girls (Cartoon 1998-2005), Adventure Time (Cartoon 2010), Codename: Kids Next Door, Shrek (Movies), Minecraft (Video Game)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con

Categories: Other

Characters: Jaune Arc, Pyrrha Nikos, Julie.Exe, Jimmy Kellogg, Shrek (Shrek), Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Midoriya Inko, Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Hisashi, Izumi Yagi, Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long, Taiyang Xiao Long, Summer Rose (RWBY), Winter Schnee (RWBY), Weiss Schnee, Jacques Schnee, Lincoln Loud, Class 1-A (My Hero Academia), Class 1-B (My Hero Academia), Ozpin (RWBY), Neopolitan (RWBY), Salem (RWBY), Team JNPR, Team CFVY, Cinder Fall, Sensei | All For One, Shimura Nana, Fluttershy (My Little Pony: Equestria Girls), Rainbow Dash (My Little Pony: Equestria Girls), Pinkie Pie (My Little Pony: Equestria Girls), Todoroki Rei, Bakugou Masaru, Bakugou Mitsuki, Midnight Sparkle (My Little Pony: Equestria Girls), Blossom Utonium, Buttercup Utonium, Bubbles Utonium, Bunny Utonium

Relationships: Jaune Arc/Pyrrha Nikos, Julie.Exe/Ryan, Midoriya Inko/Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Alex/Steve (Minecraft), Margaret/Mordecai (Regular Show), Oscar Pine/Ruby Rose, Blake Belladonna/Yang Xiao Long

Additional Tags: Multiple Crossovers, Alternate Universe - Horror, Creepypasta, Child Abuse, Child Neglect, Quirkless Discrimination (My Hero Academia), Past Child Abuse, Past Character Death, Dark Past, Past Torture, assmight, bitchinko, Abusive Midoriya Inko, Neglectful Midoriya Inko, Midoriya Hisashi's Bad Parenting, Summer Rose (RWBY) Lives

https://archiveofourown.org/works/55397251

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