#blorgons

[inspectorspacetimerevisited]

It was intentional that the Blorgons count time in bleps rather than seconds,

allowing the amount of time that elapses to not match viewers’ expectations.

‘Eradication will begin in … 103 bleps.’

[squ1dpee]

My gender is half tranny barnzalez half blorgon and half dalek. I have 150% gender and im better. I will not be explaining myself.

[travern]

Susannah (Blorgon movies) – Inspector Spacetime

[incorrect-supernoobs]

General Blorgon: back in 19-ought-7 when first graduated from Princeton university, I remember learning-

Tyler: ok boomer, shut the fuck up

[luxthestrange]

Incorrect quotes#867 Strong men cry

Mc: I just think that in a parallel universe, blorgons are- hold on.

Baby!Luke*Was curious about Solomon's potions and was turned into a baby, crying his tiny heart out as he wiggle on the floor*

Mc: a baby...I wasn't expecting this

Beel:...Guess we'll have to support it

Mc: I guess I could get some kind of job, maybe at Hell's Kitchen and more,I'll probably have to work double shifts, but-

Beel: Oh, I see, While you're off, climbing the ladder at Hell's Kitchen, I'll just stay home and raise him alone!!! That's fine. I'll just give up on my dreams!?!

Mc: Here we go... Beel*Tears up and sniffles with a pouty face* What? He needs to learn a strong man can cry!?!

[sardonic-the-writer]

𝐁𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐑𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐓𝐫𝐨𝐲 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐀𝐛𝐞𝐝 𝐖𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞

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↳ song: undone - the sweater song—weezer

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• Rooming with Troy and Abed had been one of the easiest decisions of your life. Two years of friendship and student debt loans really did a lot to convince a person

• You were a little worried about the actual process of moving, considering what happened last time the study group got together to move, but it ended up going pretty smooth. Jeff didn't even try to pretend he was sick this time, something that Britta sarcastically applauded him for. And Shirley held back from judging you about your lack of Christian memorabilia. She instead resorted to clutching her cross necklace tighter than the time she found out Britta smoked pot

• In between lugging boxes and bedframes around, Annie reassured you over and over that she was totally fine with you taking up the apartment vacancy instead of her. She was honestly looking forward to her new place just off the cusp of campus grounds. Said it would be easier to get in for a midnight study session. Whatever that meant

• You just nodded slowly and excused yourself to pack in a different corner

• Troy and Abed on the other hand were absolutely stoked throughout the move. So much so, that they put most of their shenanigans on pause to get the move over faster. Most of them.

• "Abed, untie Troy from the chair. I need to put that in the back of my car. You can do that when we get to your place."

• "Ten more minutes?"

• "No, guys."

• "Aw man."

• The next few hours ran as smooth as they could with eight people trying to walk up two flights of stairs. Eventually, everything got unloaded into the living room, and excuses were made as why people had to leave. Some more elegantly than others

• "Yeah, as much as I'd love to stay and watch you three nerds discuss which Batman poster goes where—" Jeff hummed as he typed away on his phone, "—I've got places to be and women to charm."

• "What he said!"

• "Pierce, I don't think there's a single lady out there that would touch you with a ten foot pole." You deadpanned

• "Ertha Kitt did. And she did more than just touch me—"

• "Okay. Out."

• Troy and Abed surprised you that night with a new pair of pajamas to match their own, and an impromtu Inspector Spacetime marathon

•Both of them beamed when you came out into the living room later wearing it. A part of you figured they were just happy that you were cool with your blanket fort, though

• You ended up sitting criss crossed on top of an unpacked box while they took to their knockoff la-z-boys

• "Do you guys think we should actually unpack things before starting the next episode?" You asked at some point late into the night, glancing at the blinking analog clock on the TV stand

• "No." Abed answered you without even looking up from the end credits

• "Yeah me neither." You grinned. "I want to see if Reggie kills any blorgons this time."

• All in all, becoming their third best friend and tennant was one of the best decisions any of you had made—even if it did take you a month to convince Troy and Abed to let you take partial room in the dreamatorium

[itsjust-meman]

i dont know, i just think blorgons are... hold on. a baby. i wasn't expecting this. i guess we'll have to support it. i guess i can get some kind of job, maybe at beans and more. i'll probably have to work double shifts, but...

oh, i see. while you're off, climbing the ladder at beans and more, i'll just stay home and raise him alone. that's fine. i'll just give up on my dreams.

here we go.

what? he needs to learn that a strong man can cry. so what were you saying about blorgons?

blorgons, in this other universe, are actually call glorbons.

[got-the-cool-shoeshine]

Inspector, look out! Blorgons!

[troybarnesbabygirlconfirmed]

troy and abed cat or dog people

personality-wise, troy is a really tiny puppy and abed’s a tiny kitty. i feel like eventually they’d be more inclined to have a dog because the dog would come with them on their adventures and be a sidekick or a blorgon, but they’d probably initially only get it to keep their daughter (fanon ive witnessed on twitter that i think is the greatest thing ever) busy

[sitcom-muppet]

Rick and Morty comes back. The first thing that happens is that Rick and Morty go to another dimension where they meet a guy named Inspector Spacetime (voiced by Danny Pudi) and then both immediately die. The rest of the show is just an Inspector Spacetime animated series. No one mentions this. The title is the same, the intro is the same and Chris Parnell, Sarah Chalke, and Spencer Grammar are still credited at the start of every episode, but it’s just about this guy named Inspector Spacetime and his fight against the Blorgons now. 

[inspectorspacetimerevisited]

The fact that the BOOTH really does have a self-destruct mechanism is pointed out when the Inspector threatens to use it in ‘Sojourn to the Heart of the BOOTH’,

but the Inspector has used it as a gambit against the Blorgons before, even though they didn’t believe he’d destroy his beloved spacetime ship.

‘All I need do is press this “button” and the BOOTH is no more!’

[crimeronan]

unfortunately i don't think my toh blogging is going to stop anytime soon given that i am experiencing extreme advanced autism about the blorbos and have been for several weeks. i am of course still a gansey ronan hennessy ot6 disasterwomen blogger at my core but probably with a lot more typing posts about characters u guys know nothing about as if u are all intimately familiar already like "when hunter and luz are the skrunkly 🫣 the scrimbo scrongo blorgon horbin themes in their lurgle scenes oughh aaaaaa" this is where the autism is taking me. this is the journey i'm being dragged on. my brain is a highly energetic 200 pound dog running across a field dragging me behind him thru the mud clinging to the leash for dear life all while i'm yelling "YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST PICKED A DIFFERENT FIIIEEELDDDD" u all get to join me on this journey. to see where the energetic barking mud dog takes us. (almost definitely into a lot more mud.)

feel free to update ur blacklists accordingly

[travern]

Inspector Spacetime (character)

Inspector Spacetime was the name of the character played by Christopher Lee in two movies from the early 60's, Inspector Spacetime vs. the Blorgons and Blorgons—Extortion Earth 2150, before Lee became the official Second Inspector on television.

[incorrect-supernoobs]

Blorgon: We here at the Benevolent Alliance do NOT condone child violence.

Techn'ut: We do, however, find it hilarious.

[luxthestrange]

G.I Incorrect Quotes#90 THERE'S TWO-

They were roommates + Baby Archon au...They multiply-

You and Kaveh were strolling around Port Ormos

Y/n: I just think that in a parallel universe, blorgons are- hold on-

Baby!Kunikuzushi*Was left in a basket in the sea, crying his tiny heart out as he wiggled trying to get outta the blanket*

Y/n*Grabs the basket* a baby...I wasn't expecting this

Kaveh:...Guess we'll have to support it

Y/n: I guess I could do another kind of job, maybe at beans & more and more, I'll probably have to work double shifts, but-

Kaveh: Oh, I see, While you're off, climbing the ladder at Beans & More, I'll just stay home and raise him and Nahida alone!!! That's fine. I'll just give up on my dreams!?!

Y/n: Here we go...

Kaveh*Tears up and sniffles with a pouty face* What? He needs to learn a strong man can cry!?!

Baby!Kuni*Blinks seeing a big man crying*...

-Back at Home-

Alhaitham*Currently with Nahida on his lap reading her a book of string theory, smiling seeing her slapping his hand if he tries to turn the page before she is done*

The door is kicked open and you coming in holding...a baby up in the sky with Kaveh throwing petals around you

Y/n: GUESS WHO BECAME A BIG SIIIIISTER!?~...like we pratice lil one~

Baby!Kuni*Sucking on his thumb, but then he raises his arms up with a smug war cry*GAAAAAAAH!

Nahida*Gasps happily seeing at that*!!!

Alhaitham:..PLEASE DO NOT TELL ME YOU TWO KIDNAPPED A KID AGAIN-