#book club is back

[coco-loco-nut]

Book Club - Part 9

pairing: grid x reader

summary: you just got your wisdom teeth out, just in time for winter break fun with headcanons

a/n: thanks for the request, I missed the club❤️ ALSO! the original post just hit 1,500 notes??? like guys🥹 ilysm, you don’t even know. you are still reading my silly little writings, and i appreciate that more than you know. every like, comment, and reblog is the reason we are here 9 parts later (seriously you should see how happy i am when i see comments)

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- You didn’t tell anyone else on the grid other than Lance, obviously

- They were all surprised when it was announced that you were going to be missing Abu Dahbi

- Your oral surgeon only had that Wednesday free before Christmas

- …and let’s be real, your seat was secure, you weren’t going to win the WDC, and the constructors championship was locked in

- You would raise hell if you couldn’t enjoy the food around the holidays, so missing the last race it was

- You were exhausted from the season and appreciated the early break

- Lance just let it slip to the drivers on Friday a couple of hours after he got there

- You were sitting at home with Kimi, swollen and in pain all Friday

- “What do you mean she won’t be here? We have our presents for her” Fernando pouts

- Charles one day ships you cases of his gelato with a note telling you to feel better, he’s trying to get into the club for the gossip

- Lance gets invited to the club meeting to his surprise

- He assumes that they want to check in on you, despite them blowing up your phone

- No, he was VERY wrong

- Lance got roped into showing them videos of you on drugs

- Their favorite was the one of you when you first came out from being under

- “I’m married? Oh my god, I married Nico Hülkenberg? This is the best day of my life”

- You were sobbing tears of joy

- Nico was sent the video immediately, you gave him permission via text to post it the next day

- The second favorite was your favorite to laugh at

- You went on a massive rant about how Susie Wolff is a MILF and how you hoped Toto could fight because the female driver was your woman crush and you WILL have her

- Susie loved the video (George and Lewis sent it in the Mercedes family gc), Toto… not as much but he was amused

- You got a lot of fussing drivers on Facetime during the meeting

- You were loopy af from the painkillers and general exhaustion during it, it wasn’t your fault they called you late

- Kimi forced them to shut up and hang up so you could sleep

- Carlos joked about being relieved that there wasn’t another race for you to follow his trend during an interview

- You won the first race the next year

- Your phone started blowing up with messages on social media wishing you a quick recovery

- Most of the book club showed up to your home after Abu Dahbi, wanting to make a quick stop to check in before the break

- “Hello, wife,” Nico greets you when he sees you

- You joked you were about to file for divorce from Lance, who just sighed and went to get you a carton of LEC

- You had to film you opening your secret santa gift and send it to the F1 social team

- You got a quilt blanket that had a square for each book you read with the club since it started

- You actually started sobbing (you blamed the meds, even if you were actually crying)

- Lewis got the biggest hug ever, he enlisted help from Valtteri for all the books

- You forced them to cut the parts of you crying out of the video

- You got Logan an old iPod full of popular music (you hacked into his phone to check the genres he liked) from his childhood and now

- Obviously you added headphones and a couple chargers

- Logan used it all the time, he called you immediately to thank you

- You had the honors of choosing the first book over winter break

- You chose an F1 romance novel

- Boy oh boy were those meetings fun, just tearing up the book for its inaccuracy

- Daniel vowed to write an accurate one and sell it

- Spoiler Alert: he never did

- But Fernando did

- It was an international bestseller

[juniemunie]

Broskis ts!underswap is so fun. every single part of it is *chefs kiss*

I went in completely blind and honestly i think it was the best move i could have made

i love how its just swapped roles but not personalities so it leads to stuff like this its so creative

Anyways have some more self insert sansnomaly (and chara)

[sweattyspaghetti]

And look where that got him.

[sleepyorchidmonster]

Wait a minute.

If visions are basically Celestia keeping an eye on people that might one day ascend to be gods/ become threaths to Celestia.

Then now that the Hydro Archon is no more and Neuvillette is the one giving visions, does that mean he can watch over all hydro users??

Now all I can think of is Neuvillette acting as Furina's guardian angel. Hurt her and a literal dragon descends from the skies to beat you up!

Also Albert is FINALLY getting arrested!!

[saimincoatl]

Another Drizzt sketch from last night :)

[batrachised]

level of brainrot: just DMed the production company of the blue castle movie on Instagram for an update after stalking their LinkedIn and seeing they're no longer hiring any positions

[marlynnofmany]

Me: *tells a roomful of people about my adventures in marketing my books, which includes an enthusiastic description of my time on Tumblr*

Me: *wonders an hour later what I've reblogged recently, in case they look me up*

My Tumblr: "All good, boss. Aliens, words, fae bargains and humans being weird about food."

Me: "Oh good."

[podcast-bookclub]

August Coffee Shop Chats Q's + Announcement!

I'm absolutely terrible at remembering to update CSC news over here, so the best place to keep up with the show is in our Discord, but hello! Question call for the August interviews — we'll be chatting with Cry MJ of @twigsandhearts + William Wellman of @hellofromthehallowoods.

You can send in questions here/on anon via our askbox or drop them in the coffee shop Discord channel. Ask away!

Re: Updates, CSC now has an editor! that isn't me lmao! Everyone say hi to Azazel, who doesn't have a Tumblr but does have a portfolio you can check out, who will be helping out on the show. I'm looking forward to working with him on the show, and hope y'all will enjoy hearing his work too!

[triglycercule]

funny idea but what if the mtt (+ nightmare. feelin inclusive today) made a "book club" and nightmare's the only one that takes it seriously. for the mtt it's just a collective effort to come up with the craziest book plots ever and try to convince the others that this bs that they're yapping is a real book

nightmare is extremely confused when dust begins talking about his book called "the ribshanker" and it's a horror thriller book where this dog ends up digging through graveyards and stealing ribs to reassemble his dead mate (a big reveal was that the dog was gay) who died due to a shooting from the local bombs specialist and then the final chapter of the book ends up with the dog mauling a farmer and stealing his head. and then when the dog's dogfriend returns to life he actually returns as the sans from underdog (probably an AU out there)

and killer and horror feed into this fake ass story by adding dumb details and making the plot more confusing but it somehow makes sense in the end and nightmare is confused out of his mind. the book they chose for the book club was metamorphosis by gregor samsa what the fuck is this ribshanker shit. he has his suspicions that they're actually just making shit up when killer ends up describing a book with a plot that's a wee bit too similar to how he met nightmare

[loppiopio]

just some 🥥 related sillies i've made for that fic we all know.

[whatthefuckisasweep]

What if the Losers were the Losers of today? :)

Bonus:

[finchers-ipad]

what happened in between the car crash and tyler’s little monologue in the narrators bedroom? like i’m assuming that tyler or one of the space monkeys called for another car to be sent to pick them up. and if so there’s no way the narrator/tyler could drive that car because of how out of it he was.

i like to think that they called the car and the space monkeys sat in the front and drove whilst the narrator was in the backseat and imagining his head on tyler’s lap as he strokes his hair or something.

[melodysbookhaven]

“We live in a world where exceptional women have to sit around waiting for mediocre men.”

Taylor Jenkins Reid, Carrie Soto Is Back

[stone-stars]

we all know the hemp milk song, but they talk about hemp milk on 8bbc too. it's a delight <3

Transcript

Murph: Uhh-- Emily: I do wish that we still had milkmen! Caldwell: Yeah Emily: Because wouldn't that be a nice part of life? I mean I don't really even drink milk, honestly I make hemp milk, um-- Caldwell: Right. (pause) What? Emily: It's really good! Murph: (laughs) Emily once, uh, invited me into the kitchen to… show me that she made hemp milk. And I wasn't ex-- Emily: It's fuckin' cool, man! Murph: I wasn't excited enough, so she made me come back in three different times [Caldwell laughs] to act more excited about the hemp milk. Uh-- Emily: I put hemp seeds into a blender, blended them, and then took-- I'm gonna drop a great phrase on you-- Caldwell: Woah Emily: A nut bag! And poured it all through a nut bag, and squeezed all the goodness out of the rest of the pieces, and then I made hemp milk that way, and now I have hemp milk. Caldwell (overlapping): God. I don't get nearly enough-- I don't get nearly enough opportunities to bust out my nut bag. [Emily and Murph laugh] Caldwell: Just, I'm really envious. Emily: It made me like, want to put everything through my nut bag and just see what it filtered out.

[oldbutchdaniel]

what did you uhhhh 👀 what did you read. for reasons

well here is the link and, to provide context, the author’s note:

[princeblue]

Whenever I use femme words for genya don’t always assume I’m thinking of Femya btw, when I say “genya is muichirous wife” this is more applicable to male genya than it is to female genya to me.