#brainrot language

[caramelcandycookietwt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My crush was giving me Spanish lessons in a very… sensual manner.

He was sitting on a chair, saying the Spanish words slowly, flirtatiously, and making me repeat them. I swear he was watching my every movement. I’ve never been more entranced.

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

learning what all of Foul Legacy's noises mean.

learning the language of the Abyss is... not your forte, to say the least. you're okay navigating old texts and books, matching the faded words and symbols to ones that you know, but the growls and chirps of the monster you found is another matter entirely. he's a peculiar beast- at least, for someone from the Abyss. rather than attempting to claw your face off or electrocute you to death, he prefers curiously sniffing at your hair and clothes, poking delicately at your skin and letting out little trills and coos. he's not trying to harm you in any way, merely circling you a few times to examine you up and down before curling up and leaning against your crossed legs. there's a click and a chitter of interest at the sight of your notes, idly scribbled any chance you had to hear him speak.

chirps, trills, and chitters are akin to normal conversation and answers.

coos are happy, cheerful, or teasing responses.

growls, hisses, and snarls mean threatened or angered. however growls can depend on the tone- occasionally they can be playful.

croons are soft and gentle, an expression of affection.

body language and movements are very important- fluttering wings is a sign of happiness.

the pages are littered with question marks and your own personal musings, even a couple of doodles here and there. the monster tilts his head, claws just barely resting on the thin sheets of paper, not nearly enough to tear. his glimmering, star-speckled wings flitter and twitch just like you've seen before, as if he was entirely overcome by joy, joy from seeing you put so much effort into learning his mannerisms and habits, despite just being an Abyssal beast. he croons sweetly, nuzzling his head against your cheek and snuggling closer to you, the ray of sunlight who came his way. your new friend settles, both in your lap and curled around you, with a contented huff, and slowly, quietly, he begins to purr.

your eyes widen, and your pencil begins scratching away again, describing one of the loveliest sounds you've ever heard.

[alicornze7]

AvM fandom is this accurate-

(pls don't burn me at the stake)

[somedayillbepeterpan]

I just know that Penelope would be the most spoilt wife in Bridgerton because Colin’s love languages are both gift giving and acts of service.

[that-vampire-loser]

Headcanon that Neil is touching Andrew at any opportunity (with permission, of course)

Sitting in Andrew’s lap at Eden’s

A hand on Andrew’s thigh underneath the table at sweeties

Laying his head on Andrew’s shoulder during bus rides

Sitting on opposite sides of their couch with their feet tangled together

Sitting between Andrew’s legs on the floor during movie nights with the upperclassmen with his head resting on Andrew’s thigh

Sitting with his legs sprawled over Andrew’s when they’re in the Fox lounge

Holding hands on the center console of the car

Or having Andrew rest his hand on Neil’s thigh when they’re in the car

Laying his head in Andrew’s lap at any time since he knows Andrew likes playing with his hair

Laying his head on Andrew’s chest when they’re sleeping

Having Andrew sleeping practically on top of him on the couch

Holding his hand whenever he can

Basically Andreil just being in love, and neither of them are afraid to show it

[chetney-pockopea]

I'm feeling so normal about this you guys

[iliveforyouilongforyouvesuvia]

Vesuvia Weekly: Learning (love) Languages

Julian -

Does not know where to begin when it comes to gifts. Does he want to give you something? Yes! Does he want to give you something thoughtful, based off of your preferences and interests? Of course!

Does all that go out the window when he sees something he thinks you could use? Unfortunately, also yes. You asked him to pick up a nice snack from the market, and he came back with cough drops. He is very sorry and will happily be the snack instead, if it's to your taste

Asra -

Doesn't struggle to speak their own love languages as much as to accept yours. Nothing scares him quite like being important to you - or knowing that it's safe to acknowledge your importance to him.

All five love languages roll off of them in waves when it comes to you, but as soon as you reciprocate - with a hug, or a favor, or a compliment, or a gift, or some time with him - he fidgets and blushes wide-eyed from the attention. Maybe it's your turn to teach them

Nadia -

On the surface, service makes sense. It's a nice way to show you that she notices enough to do something for you. But logically, doesn't it make even more sense to have someone better at it do it for her?

It's not until you need help finishing some packing after everyone's gone to bed that she actually decides to help you herself, and goodness, the maids make it look so easy! The unexpected fondness you show her, tired and frustrated and bewildered, is totally worth it

Muriel -

You'd think touch would be the hardest for him, but it's nothing compared to his difficulty with words. Before he met you he barely spoke at all and it was only to say something like "go away."

You have no idea what kind of poetry he sees in every tiny detail of you now, from the texture of your wet hair to the edges of your fingernails. Every day he finds a new thing about you he admires, but he's so out of practice that all he can come up with is "you look nice"

Portia -

Oh she's got this loving thing down - except for the part that requires empty spaces in her schedule. Not being productive when she could be busy brings her a kind of guilt she's still learning to snap out of.

If you're the one to initiate quality time, she can mentally hack her way out of the guilt by seeing it as her being a good partner to you. If she suggests a lazy afternoon in, though, be prepared to convince her not to start doing random house chores every fifteen minutes

Lucio -

Don't get him wrong, he's plenty used to touch. What he's not used to is someone wanting it outside of a one-night-stand context - especially when it's someone who knows what his hands have done

He'll seek out your touch when he needs comfort, but the first few times you could really use a hug, you can see him practically blue screen when you ask him to hold you. He'll do it because he loves you, but he didn't think to - oh wow - hey, this is kind of nice -

[kouraissant]

In the examination of a (love poem) name

On a name that was a love poem, On Yudrein Aile, On Eternity (Above) The Vine, Tennessee Williams / Chapter 445, Turning, 쿠유 / Dear [ ], Nick Lantz (2018) / Soft Human, Emery Allen / Handle with Care, Jodi Picoult / Headless John the Baptist Hitchhiking, C. T. Salazar / Maria, West Side Story (Below) Letters to Milena, Franz Kafka

[artilite]

if this is their dynamic for s3 i will truly die happy

[starlightseraph]

my parents when they came to visit me and i turned the entire trip into a dead boy detectives marathon:

[maaxverstappen]

Mandy… we must discuss max/oscar… what is the lore… what are the notes…. Im clocked in ma’am im ready to be deluded — wiz

ok so i called myself the unofficial head of this ship (lol) but actually looking through the tumblr tag i must denounce myself and crown @nyoomfruits instead bc she has been on it from day 1

max and oscar are just so similar i think they get each other!! they're both very down to earth and very focussed on the job. both of them hailed as extraordinary in lower formulas and quickly making their way up (ofc max's was very quick and oscar had his year out, but still all things considered). i feel like a lot of it is max being surprised about oscar, i dont think he expected that deadpan energy/serious but enjoying it/quick wit from him and now hes like oh i see, i get it. maybe also helps how much lando gets along with oscar and max obvs likes lando. trusts his opinion.

max praising oscar when he hardly ever praises anyone like this

oscar looking up at max with awe and eagerness (its a still from a video but let me have this)

this tho!!! max never sits on the floor but sees oscar doing it so joins him?! for no reason?! lando was in the chair it wouldve been so easy to sit next to him (as he then does later) "thank you mercedes" and then max's fond laugh and almost surprise. surprise that oscar can be witty like that!! max didnt expect it oscar turning around to watch the screen and being too late. max laughing at him, checking to see if lando is laughing too. if it isnt weird that max is laughing at oscar's joke/misfortune. max then doubling down and voicing what happened as if they didnt all just witness it right there.

like i said on the oscar discord too, i think oscar would indulge max's maxplaining!! he enables it and is like "Huh, I never thought about it like that. Have you considered that [x]" and then suddenly its 11pm and everyone else has left the paddock before they even look up from their convo

and

they would absolutely bicker over Everything but neither would really perceive it as bickering. thats just how they are

also they both have cat energy so

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

Foul Legacy who bites things he likes. not a hard bite, mind you, just a small, gentle nibble. it started as a way for him to express affection to you; he had so much love and didn't know what to do with it so he delicately bit your hand for a few seconds before drawing back with a purr, licking your skin. you stare at him in surprise, then let out a delighted laugh as you hug him tight.

from then on whenever Legacy sees something he likes, he'll lean forward and give it a small bite (if he's allowed to of course); which includes people, food, random rocks and leaves, blankets, and more- but his favorite things to nibble are still your fingers and hair

[lichanicksstuff]

Am I the only one who gets genuinely annoyed, when in fanfictions Satoru and Suguru call each other by their surnames? Like, one of the most important things in their relationship is the fact that they call each other by their first names. It shows how close they are. And they didn't stop calling each other by their names even after Geto committed genocide, which really matters when you look at the complex of their relationship. They were still close in their hearts and minds. So when in fanfictions, where they have "established relationship" they call each other by "Gojo" and "Geto" it's really frustrating for me.

[jackofall-masterofnone]

BELLE NO DON'T LET THE BRAINROT LANGUAGE CONSUME YOU

[akashis-waifu]

As someone who's used to rareships, this is driving me insane