#bruh this is i n c r e d i b l e

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fluff alphabet ( sodapop curtis )

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A = Admiration (what do they absolutely adore about you?)

Your attention to detail. you know when somethings wrong, through that carefree façade, and you'll coax an explanation outta him.

B = Body (what is their favorite part of your body?)

Your hands, bruh. He loves watching you light your cigarettes, loves watching you fuck up the Socs that talk shit about pony and other people close to you, loves watching you lace your fingers with his, loves watching you.

C = Cuddling (how do they like to cuddle?)

Sodapop Curtis likes to smother or be smothered. Will 100% lay on tip of you if you let him, and is 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999% willing to have you lay on top of him. In all seriousness, Soda really don't give a fuck whatever y'all are doin as long as ur both together

D = Dates (what does their ideal date with you look like?)

Soda will do just about anything with you, so you've got a variety of things you could both do. Personally, Soda really likes when you find some nice grassy field and you're all wrapped up in his jacket or whatever, and you're talking about whatever-the-fuck comes to mind

E = Emotions (how do they express emotion around you?)

Soda is one to wallow in their feelings before doing something impulsive, so you'd be given little to no warning whatever he's doing if he's upset (angry/sad)

Soda feeling cuddly and lovey is a different situation entirely. This guy is clingy and simping and jesus im overwhelmed thinking about the love he smothers you in 😣💞

F = Family (do they want one? If they do, when?)

Personally, Soda wouldn't be too opposed to having kids, biological or not. He will definitely bust his ass to give his kid the opportunities he didn't/couldn't have, and would the kind of father a lot of people would want

G = Gifts (how do they feel about gift giving? What are their habits when it comes to this?)

With the minimal amount of money this man gets, there is no doubt in my mind he would try his very best to get you a CD or book you've been eyeing

H = Holding Hands (when/how do they like to hold hands?)

ALWAYS, MEIN GOTT. Just hold his hand. He likes it and dgaf if someone says smth to him about it. Soda believes if you truly love someone than you wont be afraid to show that love (and Soda's love language is touch idgaf)

I = Injury (how would they act if you got hurt?)

Angry. Angry at whoever decided to fuck with the gang (everyone loves you, especially bc you're Johnny's second fave person ever)

J = Jokes (do they like to joke around with or prank you? how?)

Like a lot of members in the gang, Soda leans to joking rather than pranking. You both have a lot of inside jokes, and he loves just randomly bringing up said inside joke to see your smile.

K = Kisses (how do they like to kiss you?)

Mans puts effort into kissing you its pretty endearing. The way he pants into your mouth suring a makeout sesh is 😏😏😩😩😩😍😍😍😍🤭🤭🤭❤❤❤ and then he whines and pulls you closer than humanly possible with his hands on the back of your neck. i- 🥵🥵🥵❤❤🤭😍😏😍😍🤭😩🤭😩🤭😍💍💍😇😇😇💒💒💒🧎‍♀️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♂️🛐🛐🛐🛐

L = Love (how do they show you they love you?)

By affirmation and physical touch

M = Memory (favorite memory together?)

First kiss together. No details.

N = Nightmare (what is their worst fear?)

Soda's worst fears: you/Darry/Pony walking out of his life with no warning and school

O = Oddity (what is one quirk they have?)

bros kinda a worrywort

P = Pet Names (what do they like to call you?)

he calls you: babe, baby, doll, pretty girl/boy, angel

you call him: pepsi cola, babe, Coca-Cola, baby, sweetheart,

Q = Quality Time (how do they like to spend time with you?)

Smoking

R = Rhythm (what song reminds you of them?)

-You Found Me by The Fray

-Freaks by Surf Cruise

-Iris by Goo Goo Dolls

S = Secrets (how open are they with you?)

Will answer almost any question you ask him

T = Time (how long did it take you to get together?)

A year maybe? All depends on your resolve

U = Upset (how do they act when you’re upset?)

Well absolutely bust ass to help him, and will absolutely annihilate anyone that says jack shit about him. He'll get real quiet and only ease up if you or his brothers are there to comfort him.

V = Vaunt (what are they proud of? Do they like to show you off?)

He's proud that he can call you his. He loves showing you off, even if you insist theres nothing to show off.

W = Warrior (how do they feel about you fighting? Would they fight for you, beside you, etc?)

Is confident in your ability to fight if you are, but will always look out for you. Soda will definitely fight for you. no comment

X = X-Ray (how well are they able to read you?)

Pretty well, actually. He would observe you for a while before you started dating, and would definitely pick up subtle hints from your body language

Y = Yes (how would they propose to you?)

By proposing to you with a ring pop and then if you said yes you would both go buy a ring

Z = Zen (what makes them feel calm?)

you, smoking, sleeping.

xXx

sodapop curtis taglist:

@orphan--obliterator

[ilovespec]

SPEC NSWF ALPHABET + LITTLE FIC IN THE END

by order of another respected fan of this divine Waifu, named @turtle-boris , I'm sorry if I didn't meet your expectations, pookie :<

A - aftercare.

He would just fall asleep holding you against his 🔥boobs🔥 , but this way he can take a shower with you if you want <3

B - body part.

loves your ass and thighs. You can't change my mind about that.

C - cum.

He only cums in a condom. He is 97 years old ! You don't need kids.

D - dirty secret.

Bruh, he is absolutely honest with you, he has no secrets ;) (well, or there is, but if I call it , then I will be banned here and put in prison for life)

E - experience.

Babe....He's 97 years old. He has more experience than Retsu or Baki fans, LOL

F - Favorite position.

Doggy style. He likes to hear your hips slap against his .

G - Goofy.

100% during sex, he can sometimes chuckles or joke , this is Spec ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

H - hair.

...I think it 's already clear, but both the top and bottom are completely smooth , LOL :^

I - intimacy.

For him, sex is a way to relax, So don't expect much romance.

J - jerk off.

He doesn't need to jerk off, because he has you !:3

K - kink.

When you try to be dominant.

L - location.

Most often your bed, but sometimes you have sex in the shower, and other places that your brain can only think of.

M - motivation.

Spec turns on your moans, sobs, etc... In short, he gets turned on by the sounds that leave your mouth in excitement .

N - no.

He won't share you with anyone. You're only his . He's against quickly sex. AND HE'S AGAINST THE GOLDEN RAIN!!

O - oral.

He likes to give and receive. He doesn't care ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

P - pace.

He has a rough and fast pace. But , Sometimes if you ask well, it can slow down :)

Q - quickly.

No. He likes to enjoy you to the fullest, and not in one round.

R - risk.

Yes , yes , and YES again ! With a 200% probability, you often had sex in public places (like toilets, in the bushes of the park, etc..)

S - stamina.

VERY HIGH !!!! Like, babe, he arrived from Florida to Japan overnight. DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH STAMINA HE HAS?!

T - toys.

Bruh, babe, don't you have enough of his cock and fingers? And so, if you want, then he can try ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

U - unfair.

Is he teasing you? Sure. He can strongly overemulate you , and then not let you cum until you almost beg for it.

V - volume.

He is quite quiet, at most you hear from him his chuckles, his words when he says something to you and rare sighs .

X - x ray.

I'll buy you a wheelchair. 13'39 inches. He'll tear you up babe, be strong ✊😮‍💨

Y- yearning.

If he's not in jail, then you have sex almost every night .

Z - zzz.

He won't sleep for a long time, watching your sweet sleeping face, and then he'll pass out with you in his arms.

+ THE PROMISED NSWF FIC

You're somehow standing on your feet, because behind you, your "babygirl" named Spec is hammering into your poor ass like a jackhammer...stifled moans and sobs leave your mouth, because of his fast and rough pace, and in the meantime he bends over and leaves a couple more hickeys on your already bitten neck, and on your shoulders covered with bites and hickeys. Your walls are clamped around him, and for the umpteenth time this evening you come in such a way that everything turns white in your eyes, tears flow from your eyes once again, and you almost fall. But the powerful grip of your "babygirl" does not let you fall. Fortunately. And you can hear the familiar chuckle and voice above your ear.

Heh, baby, apparently you won't be able to walk tomorrow because of me... But, I'll help you, don't worry.

And he ends his words by leaving a kiss on your face wet with sweat and tears, looking into your already reddened eyes (your eye color) with a grin, continuing to hammer into you. Soon his thrusts somehow became even stronger , apparently bruises will appear on your poor thighs because of him. His face fell on your forearm, and after a couple more strong and deep thrusts, he cums (in a condom, of course, you both don't need children) biting your forearm, with a quiet sigh. And then, with a chuckle, he pulls away , still holding you . After all, he doesn't want you to fall to the floor here and now, takes off the condom , tying and throwing it away, and after admiring what he did to you a little, says.

Bhahah ! Dear, I see you can barely stand on your feet, I'll help you a little ;)

And then , your beloved BIG WAIFU helps you wash up , and then wipes you off and goes to sleep with you , hugging you to him >3

BRUH , sorry for this cringe , babes, this is the first time I've written something in this format 😅😮‍💨

[wouldntyou-liketoknow]

My EgoPats Meeting the Canon EgoPats (Brought To You by Incorrect Quotes)

Yep, I finally decided that this post deserved to be expanded on. So, to absolutely no-one's surprise, I gave it the ol' college try with memes.

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[Caliban has just returned from visiting Theory Manor. He’s now ranting to Murdock about WarfPat]

Caliban: Listen to what one of my STUPID doppelgängers did! Caliban: Apparently one of his “guests” ended up dying in his studio, and he offered the body to me. And since we’ve been in-between jobs lately, I was like, “Sure, why not?” Caliban: So, I cooked the best parts, then I went to town. . .and every two minutes, he added salt. Caliban: And it was weird. It almost tasted like sweet potato. Caliban: I asked, “Did this guy eat a lot of candy before he died? Or was he on drugs?” Caliban: And Warf said, “Noooo.” Caliban: Every two minutes, he added salt, salt, sALT, SALT! It was like he wanted to poison me! Caliban: And when I finished eating, he asked, “How did you like the human flesh wiTH SUGAR?” Caliban: . . .HE USED SUGAR INSTEAD OF SALT! Caliban: *starts shaking Murdock by the lapels of his overcoat* SUGAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!

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[The EgoPats are using an Ouija board] The Detective: Tell us. . .is there an otherworldly creature in this house or on its grounds? LeviathanPat: *is right outside the nearest window, but has decided to use his powers to speak through the board before he actually starts talking* ¥ê§. MadPat: Great! Rent is due on the first of the month. WarfPat: Oh, and movie night is on Friday if you want to hang out. LeviathanPat: *genuinely caught off-guard* . . .Wåï†, WHĆ—?!

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Mack: So, for that party I told the guys about. . .do you, uh. . . Patty/DancePat: Oh, are you not sure how to dress for it? Mack: *panicked* WHAT IS CLOTHES???

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[Caliban and The Hermit’s first meeting is going pretty well.]

The Hermit: —and then I said, “I didn’t realize that I would be having some guests. . .for dinner!” Caliban: *laughs* Ah, that’s a classic! Mack: *watching from a distance and ranting to The Detective* —no nO NO, we are NOT dealing with TWO OF THEM!

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WarfPat: Hey, new guy! Trick or ye— LeviathanPat: *conjures an Uno Reserve card* ñÖ

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The Detective: If I have to clean one more bloodstain from this carpet, I’m going to murder someone. Caliban: Sounds a little counterproductive.

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The Detective: I'm not doing too well. Penn/Pennsylvania: What's wrong? The Detective: I have this headache that comes and goes. [LeviathanPat manifests outside the nearest window] The Detective: And there it is again.

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The Hermit: What is toothpaste if not bone soap? Caliban: . . .You are a complete and total treasure. Never let anyone tell you otherwise.

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Penn/Pennsylvania: We call that a traumatic experience. Penn/Pennsylvania: *turning to The Detective* Not a “bruh moment” Penn/Pennsylvania: *turning to The Hermit* Not “sadge” Pennsylvania: *turning to MadPat* And DEFINITELY not “oof lmao”

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Mack: *scoffs* Clearly, you don’t own an air fryer. Clearly. Caliban: *chuckles dryly* I’m not gonna be talked down to by some arrogant, condescending, delusions-of-grandeur-prone SIDE-DISH. Caliban: If you want to insult me, go right ahead. But you have no idea how brutal that’s gonna get. You don’t even know my name! Caliban: *steps closer to Mack, almost getting in his face* I ' m t h e c o m b i n a t i o n o f y o u a n d a c r a z y i s l a n d h e r m i t f r o m a d i f f e r e n t t i m e l i n e .

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The Detective: Define “dream”. LeviathanPat: Ðrêåm—†hê £ïr§† †hïñg þêðþlê åßåñÐðñ whêñ †hê¥ lêårñ hðw †hê wðrlÐ wðrk§. The Hermit: Oh, c’mon! That’s just too dark!

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Ness: Do you support LGBTQIA+ rights? Patty/DancePat: . . .I’m literally a girlypop and exotic dancer?? WarfPat: He’s avoiding the question!

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MadPat: Gatekeep, girlboss, and. . .what's the other one again? LeviathanPat: †hêrê ï§ñ'† åñð†hêr ðñê. ¥ðµ'rê ¢råz¥.

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Caliban: He doesn’t deserve you! If he doesn’t treat you right by now, you’re gone! Ness: *taking a deep breath* I’m gone. Caliban: *nodding and grinning* Now gO CHOP HIS DICK OFF—

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Penn/Pennsylvania: I can’t tell if you’re a genius or just incredibly arrogant. Mack: Well, on a good day, I’m both.

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[The EgoPats are discussing a plan. Ozzie has taken his turn to speak, standing with a whiteboard at the head of the room] Ozzie: Anyone have any questions? Ness: Is this legal? Ozzie: . . .Anyone have any relevant questions?

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The Detective: Are you seriously making human-bacon for breakfast?! Caliban: *looking away from the bacon-filled frying pan he’s using* Yeah. What’d you have for breakfast? The Detective: . . .Nothing. Caliban: *shrugs, returning his focus to the frying pan* I’m doing better than you, man.

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Penn/Pennsylvania: What’s up with you? Mack: What do you mean? Penn/Pennsylvania: You’ve been nice and helpful and considerate all day. What’s your game?

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[The Detective recently griped to Caliban about a recent case. Now Caliban is trying to convince The Detective to do something highly unconventional to make progress with said case.l]

Caliban: DO IT! The Detective: NOOOOO! GOD, PLEASE NO! Caliban: MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE! The Detective: NO! Caliban: JUST— The Detective: NO! Caliban: — D O I T ! The Detective: N O O O O O O O ! ! !

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Patty/DancePat: I can't believe you've done this. . . Ness: I'm sorry, I didn't know—! Patty/DancePat: *on the verge of tears* YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE WHEN I HAVE NOTHING PREPARED FOR YOU IN RETURN! NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE JERK!

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The Hermit: Onion rings are vegetable donuts. Mack: Sure. . . The Hermit: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed. Mack: Okay? The Hermit: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake. Mack: . . . The Hermit: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio— Mack: Jesus, that one is a little— Caliban: *was just passing through but is now interested* No, no. Let him continue

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[A plan involving paranormal investigation has gone terribly wrong, and The Detective is almost out of options]

The Detective: *begrudgingly holding a dark ritual* If you are here, speak to us! LeviathanPat: *slowly manifests outside the window. . .and starts singing “Don’t Stop Believin’.” With each lyric, his voice shifts in a very disturbing way* JÚ§† Ä Ç̆-Ä¥ ßÖ¥! The Detective: *grinds his jaw, having even more regrets than before* LeviathanPat: ßÖRñ ÄñÐ RÄ̧ÈÐ Ìñ §ÖÚ†H—!

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WarfPat: What kinds of sounds annoy you? Ozzie: Are we talkin’ real sounds or imaginary ones? WarfPat: *now interested* Lets say imaginary. Ozzie: Spiders wearin’ flip flops.

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[MadPat is trying to talk killer-to-killer with Caliban. So far, he’s only succeeded in annoying Caliban]

MadPat: Every time I go out there, I feel like I do my best and they don’t! Caliban: *has heard all about how sloppy Mad’s methods are, how much evidence Mad always seems to leave behind, as well as how Mad trapped himself in a fire only to get caught by the police* Let me ask you a very fair question—What do you do successfully? MadPat: . . . Caliban: *raising an eyebrow* QUICKLY. MadPat: *scowls and storms off*

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The Detective: You need a hobby. LeviathanPat: Ì ålrêåÐ¥ håvê å hðßߥ! The Detective: Terrorizing people is nOT A HOBBY!

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Ness: Ducks are better than rabbits. Penn/Pennsylvania: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks. WarfPat: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey. Ness: We’re not talking about flavor, Warf! WarfPat: Flavor counts! The Detective: Who carries around a duck’s foot for good luck? Anyone? Mack: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I’ll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers. Who’s cozier? Penn/Pennsylvania: Okay, but— Mack: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO’S COZIER? MadPat: Why don’t we just take a rabbit and a duck, stick ‘em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out? Penn/Pennsylvania: BECAUSE THAT’S ILLEGAL! MadPat: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT! Caliban: *sitting in the adjacent room, listening in on the debate. He’s not sure if Snare could get roped into it, because Snare is a hare and not a rabbit, but he’s still holding him protectively* . . .

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Ness: *calling up the stairs from the kitchen* I made lightly-fried fish fillets for dinner! The Detective: . . .Ness, it’s one-fifteen AM. What the hell? Ness: Do you guys want the lightly-fried fish fillets or not? Ozzie: *pokes his head out of one of the guest rooms* Well, I mean, yeah. Ness: So come downstairs before they get cold. Penn/Pennsylvania: *comes out of another guest room* Wait, you just made them? Ness: Yeah, I wasn’t tired, so I decided to make lightly-fried fish fillets. LeviathanPat: *has been watching/listening to all of this through the kitchen window* §å¥ "lïgh†l¥-£rïêÐ £ï§h £ïllꆧ" ðñê mðrê †ïmê.

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Patty/DancePat: When you’re shopping at Lush and another customer comes in and bites one of the soap options because they think it’s cheese. . .I talked to one of the employees about it, and apparently this sort of thing happens way more frequently than you’d think. Mack: Well, if Lush stopped literally presenting soap as deli food, then this wouldn't happen so frequently. Patty/DancePat: Who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese??? The Detective: . . .Who goes to the deli section of a store and just takes a bite out of the cheese?!

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[MadPat keeps trying to antagonize Caliban, as if THAT will somehow change Caliban’s opinion of him]

MadPat: *pacing the floor in front of Caliban* And I’m not gonna conversate with you! I’m not gonna invest time in— Caliban: *organizing some Black Market stuff on his laptop, not paying Mad too much attention* I think it’s “converse.” MadPat: . . .Huh? Caliban: *rolling his eyes* Just say “talk.”

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Penn/Pennsylvania: I haven't slept in seventy-three hours. Ozzie: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia over here. MadPat: Bitch, it's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred. Ness: . . .You guys can be terrifying sometimes.

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The Detective: Oh, you’re back from that outing. What’d you think of that Patty guy? Ness: I can’t remember how we got on the topic of beaches, but he referred to sand as "heterosexual glitter." The Detective: . . . Ness: I don't know how someone so awesome can be so anxious all the time!

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Mack: You’re making fun of me now, aren’t you? Ozzie: What? Oh, no-no-no, Mack. I’d never—*suddenly points past Mack* MACK LOOK IT’S CALIBAN! Mack: *turns around in a panic* WHERE?! [As it turns out, Caliban is, in fact, nowhere to be seen] Mack: *blinks, pretty much frozen in place* Ozzie: *falls to the floor, laughing hysterically*

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The Hermit: Let's all agree that going up the stairs on all fours is actually the best experience on earth. Penn/Pennsylvania: Conversely, going down the stairs on all fours is actually the most terrifying experience on earth.

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Patty/DancePat: Yeah, so, my latest shift at the club was a little rough. Heh. . . Ness: *concerned* Why are you looking up? Patty/DancePat: I need to CRY, but my foundation cost FORTY-EIGHT DOLLARS.

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The Hermit: How do ethical philosophers feel about murder? Ness: Well. . .I mean, it’s frowned upon. Caliban: Yeah, but what if the reason you want to murder someone is to make your life easier? The Hermit: *nodding along* That’s okay, right?

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LeviathanPat: ¥ðµ kñðw whå† Ì’vê rêålïzêÐ? The Detective: Some thoughts are better left unsaid? LeviathanPat: ñï¢ê †r¥, åñ¥w套

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Ness: So they were just using me? Penn/Pennsylvania: I’m sorry, Ness. Mack: *trying to contain his amusement* You must feel pretty stupid right now. Ness: . . . Penn/Pennsylvania: Okay, that’s a time-out. Mack: No, I was just trying to— Caliban: *using his meat cleaver to gesture to the corner of the room* Go sit over there! Mack: *walks away in defeat*

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Mack: *entering the room, unable to see what's going on just yet* I’m going to dunk on you— Patty/DancePat: *is wearing heels AND is currently practicing some new pole-dancing moves* You’d better bring a ladder, then.

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The Detective: *exhausted from supernatural shenanigans* Please, God, just let me have one peaceful day?! LeviathanPat: Öh m¥ GðÐ, ¥ðµ ågåïñ? Gïvê ï† å r꧆, ßµÐÐ¥! The Detective: I WASN’T TALKING TO YOU!

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Penn/Pennsylvania: A riddle for you, my friend! So it’s raining, right? And you pass a bus stop. There are three people there—your most trustworthy friend, a pregnant lady who needs to go to the hospital, and the person of your dreams. However, your smart car only fits two people. What do you do? Ness: Oh, I’ve heard this one before! You lend the car to your friend so they can take the pregnant lady to the hospital, and then you stay at the bus stop with your dream person! Penn/Pennsylvania: Oh, so close, but wrong. The correct answer is as follows—you go home and reEVALUATE YOUR DAMN LIFE! Penn/Pennsylvania: *grabs Ness by the collar and starts playfully shaking him* YOU! BOUGHT! A! SMART! CAR!

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[Caliban leads Mack over to a closet]

Mack: *walks into the closet* Um. . .what’s in here? Caliban: Oh, it’s just—*turns the room’s light off and grabs the door handle* —YOUR DEMISE. Mack: AHHHHH—! Caliban: *slams the door and locks it*

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@sammys-magical-au @insane4fandoms @b-is-in-the-closet

[fischlslays]

omg hi Harper! <3

so i saw that the requests are open:

can you do some Sanemi and Giyu alphabets??

thx!!!

Giyuu and Sanemi SFW Alphabets:

Pairings:Giyu × Reader, Sanemi × Reader

WARNINGS:None :)

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Listen to these:

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Friendly Reminder: This is a request :) Also, I'm really happy that they asked! @whateverbitchguys (I think they deleted their account)

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Another Friendly Reminder:

☆You look hot today

☆Your crush likes you back

☆You slay

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Enjoy! :)

Tomioka Giyu:

A- Affection (showing love):

At first it will be Awkward, but he is working on it, he will buy you gifts, and then slowly becomes touchy, like he will hug, kiss, and whatever.

B- Best (best moments with you):

The best moment he had with you was when you asked him out, he became a blushing mess, which is a rare sight, and when he said yes, the way you jumped into him>>>> And the time you first cooked for him was amazing, you almost became his full time cook- he might send his crow over to ask you for your cooking (he did).

C- Cuddles (cuddling positions that won his heart):

D- Dates (where he would take you for a first date):

He would take you near a pond, which makes sense since he is the Water Pillar. It calms him down, the sound of water is perfect, and the sight of you sitting on his lap feels like heaven. He might think it's a dream-

E- Emotions (emotions he will show around you):

He might seem emo and emotionless, but he would actually show deep emotions around you, from happiness to grief, to others. He will try not to show negative emotions, to keep the aura clear. :)

F- Fabulous (something extraordinary about him <3

He seems like a pretty normal person, but he is extremely patient, and you are the most annoying creature in this world.

G- Gentle (is he gentle physically and emotionally while interacting with you):

Yes. He will interact with you like you are a piece of glass, he will treat you gently, as if you were to break at any moment. He doesn't cuss at you or any thing :)

H- Hugs (does he likes hugs?)

Of course he does <3 He would hug you like this:

I- I love you (how much does he loves you?):

A solid 100%

J- Joking (jokes he would say. Is he funny?)

Don't expect something grand💀. He will most likely tell dad jokes, or knock knock jokes. He is more into the romantic field rather than being goofy.

K- Kiss (does he likes to kiss you?)

Yeahh, this is giving me "After Dark" vibes. YOUR LIPS WERE SOFT LIKE WINTER, IN YOUR PASSION, I WAS LOST.

L- Lmao (funny moments):

It's the time Giyu tried to act like Sanemi, so he found a stray dog and tried to touch it, it went wrong and the dog started chasing him. You never saw him running do fast.💀

M- Music (his musical taste):

N- No (things he won't do):

For whatever he has in mind, as long as its gonna hurt you, he'll leave it.

O- OK (things he likes to do):

He definitely likes to be with you <3 basically every thing that has to be done with you. ♡

P- Pranks (does he prank you? How often?):

No, he doesn't prank you. He knows how it feels like to be pranked.💀 #JusticeForGiyu

Q- Quiz (can he answer questions about you?)

Yeah he can, and without hesitation. He notices the small details. <33

R- Rude (is he rude?)

No, do I have to explain?💀

S- Sundays (what he does in his free time):

Yes probably sleep or talk to you <3

T- Talk (Is he talkative?):

No. Period.

U- Ugly (is he ugly?)

Kinda.

V- View (you from his perspectives):

He sees you as his. And you are normally goofing around. What can I say 🤷

W- Will (what he will do for you?):

Would you on your knees for me? Buy a BIG diamond ring for me?

X- idk what to write. Bruh, any way since you stopped by to read, drink wootah

Y- You ( what he likes about you):

Basically the whole package.

Z- Zaddy:

Jk bruh🙄🤚

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Shinazugawa Nemi:

A- Affection (showing love):

My man here sucks at emotions, so um, expect insults <3 examples: Ugly🥰 Asshole😍 Weirdo❤

B- Best (best moments with you);

The best moment so far was when you planned a picnic at night, you had so much ohagi, so yeah. It's his best memory <3

C- Cuddles (cuddling positions that won his heart):

D- Dates (were he would take you for a first date?):

He'd prefer it if it was in his house, because he doesn't want any one to think he is "weak" for dating, but he'll show love once you both are alone <3 When he gets more comfortable, y'all are going to a nearby restaurant that sells ohagi.

E- Emotions (emotions he will show around you):

He'd definitely not show weakness if you both just got together, it needs time. But regularly, he'd show anger, and a little of affection if he is feeling cute today.🥰

F- Fabulous (something extraordinary about him):

He can shove his whole foot up your ass <3 Jk, but it's real. He is light tempered, please be worried if you are annoying, alots off y'all out there SHOULD be careful.

G- Gentle (is he gentle with you physically and emotionally?):

Physically yes. Emotionally no.

H- Hugs (does he likes hugs?)

Yeah, but not in front of many people <3 He'd hug you like this:

You be like: 👁👄👁

I- I love you (how much does he loves you)?:

He doesn't. Just kidding, a perfect 100% <3

J- Joking (jokes he would say. Is he funny?):

He doesn't say jokes, and no he is NOT funny. You recall the time you forced him into telling a joke he said:

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there? <3"

"Mr. Angry"

"Angry Who?"

"ANGRY AT YOU"

K- Kiss (does he likes to kiss you?):

Yeah he does, but it he would be aggressive at times, but at times he'd be gentle.

L- Lmao (funny moments):

You gave him ohagi one time, but he catch is that it was filled with water, you imagine his face and your grave <3

M- Music (his musical taste):

Bc I can:

N- No (things he won't do):

Y'all listen! He might be mean, but he never wanted to hurt you, even if you had a fight, he'd try to swallow his pride and apologise. <3

O- Ok (things he likes to do):

As I said before, he likes ohagi, and moonlight walks, he adores heart to heart talks. He likes to spend time with you, since his love language is Quality time and Physical touch.

P- Pranks (does he prank you? How often?):

Yeah he do prank you. He once faked a horrible wound, and when you saw it, you panicked. He jumped out of his chair and said: YOU JUST GOT #KRISSED ICHI GITCHI DADADA. OK, jk, he said: YOUR FACE WAS PRICELESS! TOO BAD I DON'T HAVE A MIRROR! *laughs and accidently snorts, and it got followed by a fart-*

Q- Quiz (can he answer questions about you?):

Yeahh

R- Rude (is he rude?):

Why you here? Ofc he is.

S- Sundays (what he does in his free time):

If he wasn't with you, he'd be at the park watching kids falling, and he'll laugh.

T- Talk (Is he talkative?):

Yeah, but only with you, because you got nothing to do with your life.

U- Ugly (Is he ugly?):

"Ew! He looks like a bug eye creep!"

-my friend

V- View (you from his perspective):

His personal equipment, the person he trust the most, the person who is annoying.

W- Will (what will he do for you?):

He'd definitely do anything to please you.

X- idk what to write here, but DID YOU SEE S2 KAZUTORA?! I WANNA BE SAVEEEED

Y- You (what he likes about you):

Every. Fucking. Inch.

Z- Zaddy:

Omg yeahhh.

Hi <3

I'm glad you reached this part <3 I want to thank alots of you guys ♡ lots of people started following me these days <3 ILY YALL. BIG THANKS TO @ask-muichiro-tokito thx bestie♡

Harper <3

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@ask-muichiro-tokito @sanemis-zubbue @sanemitiddies @sanemisgirl @sanemiangel @sanemi-the-teach @sanemis-eyelashes

Don't ask why I tagged y'all. I felt like it <3

[ateezivy]

learn the alphabet with ivy (updated)

warning! jokes about drugs and killing (this is how she copes with her trauma😭)

A is for…

‘ass shakin on a tuesday?’

‘ask hongjoong if we can get mcdonald’s for dinner’

‘as a mingi enthusiast, i can confirm’

B is for…

‘but did i die?’

‘bonita’

‘boxing was fun until i almost broke my wrist-‘

C is for…

‘cause i said so’

‘cute is overrated, i like looking like i just killed someone-‘

‘call me when i actually care, wooyoung’

D is for…

‘don’t follow me, i won’t be running away. i’m going to the store…’

‘driving is easy, these losers are just lazy. AINT THAT RIGHT YUNHO???’

‘did someone say le sserafim?’

E is for…

‘eggplant emoji? boy what-‘

‘extra ice please’ ‘but seonghwa hyung asked for light-‘ ‘i said extra’

‘even if i die, keep performing’ ‘ivy no-‘

F is for…

‘frogs are innocent beings.’

‘for the LOVE OF GOD SAN SHUT UP’

‘felix said otherwise.’

G is for…

‘god would want me to’

‘going to the gym is so much work, but i’m forced to’

‘guys, i think i started my period…’ *cue panic*

H is for…

‘hongjoongie-oppa says i’m brilliant’ ‘he told you that so you would shut u-‘ ‘san no one asked for your input’

‘how did you manage to make jongho cry bruh-‘

‘how big is his-‘ ‘olivia!’ ‘-house…’

I is for…

‘i’m fearless’ *after getting scared by yunho*

‘i feel bonita’

‘if i have to dance to this song on more time-‘

J is for…

‘just say you hate me already’

‘jongho is my best friend, sometimes’

‘jimin would be my friend.’

K is for…

‘killing people is only okay sometimes’

‘kites still exist??’

‘KITTIES’

L is for…

‘lost me at the word running’

‘look at me’ *slaps san*

‘living is breathing.’

M is for…

‘mingi my dearest’

‘my type? mingi.’

‘my mom told me not to do it, but my mom is also a drug addict so-‘

N is for…

‘no money’

‘no ice cream for you mr. park’

‘nayeon-unnie is cooler than you’

O is for…

‘oh jolly pirate’

‘oh brother, this fool again’ *san walks in*

‘oh, i like yeosang more’

P is for…

‘people think im innocent. that’s cute’

‘pipe down’

‘poop doopy’

Q is for…

‘quit looking at me like that, you’re gonna make me vomit’

‘quiet, i think i hear god’

‘quit talking, i’m trying to listen to itzy!!!’

R is for…

‘right, and i’m beyoncé.’

‘right hand man, jongho. not you’ *cut to wooyoung frowning’

‘rings. blings. and all that’

S is for…

‘silence, who died?’

‘snow snow snow snow snow snow sno-‘ *yeosang throws a snowball at her*

‘sweet. can we go home now?’

T is for…

‘tomorrow is a new day, a new slay’

‘teen beach movie has one of the best soundtracks’

‘they see me rollin, they hatin-‘

U is for…

‘uvula shot’ *shows camera yunhos uvula*

‘under the seaaa. under the seeeaaa. darling is betTA down where it weTTA’

‘uhm, be so fucking for real right now…’

V is for…

‘very good morning my loves’

‘van… gogh’ *van starts moving*

‘valid point, too bad i don’t care’

W is for…

‘wow, and here i thought i was the idiot’

‘where is my food servants’ *acting a scene for a show*

‘why am i here. i need to go home. i, i need to go.’

X is for…

‘xoxo, go piss girl’

‘x-rays helped see the shape of dna’ ‘it’s 2 am. go to bed.’

x’s and the o o o’s they HAUNT me’

Y is for…

‘you have no idea what you’re talking about do you?’

‘yo, chill out brother’

‘yes, i do love my members. yes, i do hate my members. family.’

Z is for…

‘zoom zoom, hop in hotties’

‘zebras. are the white with black stripes. or black with white stripes’

‘zooweemama am i right?’

taglist: @atolua @skzfairies @itzy-eve @cixrosie @stopeatread @alixnsuperstxr @smh-anon

[vampire-bite]

PRIDE FLUFF ALPHABET

@bruh-im-aggro @fuzzy-melonlord

A ctivities - What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?: Pride? Having free time? Unlikely. If he isn't busy he usually makes himself busy. Huge workaholic. But on the chance that he's convinced to chill the fuck out for a while, it's probably going to mostly involve staying at home. Watching a movie and cuddling, cooking together, stuff like that.

B eauty - What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them? Honestly, it'd be easier to list the things Pride *doesn't* think is beautiful about Christian. But if asked to choose 1 thing they'd probably say they like that he challenges them.

C omfort - How would they help their s/o when they feel down/have a panic attack etc.?

As far as feeling down goes, Prides approach is… inelegant. Like when a cat pushes their head into your hand. Very blunt about it. Not in a cruel way, just not beating around the bush and directly asking what's wrong and what they can do to help.

D reams - How do they picture their future with their s/o? He has a hard time picturing the future for himself at all. All he knows is he wants Christian to be in it.

E qual - Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive? He's pretty passive usually, but with Christian specifically he can be very stubborn and headstrong.

F ight - Would they be easy to forgive their s/o? How are they fighting? He forgives easily. To the point where he isn't the most understanding when someone else upsets his partner and they *aren't* quick to forgive. As far as fighting goesss…. See the above lol. Very stubborn. But he doesn't really yell or anything

G ratitude - How grateful are they in general? Are they aware of what their s/o is doing for them? Very very grateful. But also like… confused, in the beginning at least. There's definitely a period where they think anything nice christian does is because he wants something from them

H onesty - Do they have secrets they hide from their s/o? Or do they share everything? Pride is very honest most of the time. If he's “hiding” something, he probably just doesn't think to mention it.

I nspiration - Did their s/o change them somehow, or the other way around? Like trying out new things or helped them overcome personal problems? I think we've established that both of them come into the relationship with a lot of baggage lol

J ealousy - Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it? Pride definitely gets jealous and definitely doesn't know how to deal with it at all lol

K iss - Are they a good kisser? What was the first kiss like? First kiss was uh. Uhhhhh. Yeah. Sad.

L ove Confession - How would they confess to their s/o? I GUESS WE'LL SEE.

M arriage - Do they want to get married? How do they propose? What would the marriage be like? Pride has been married, kind of. And he generally doesn't really care. If Christian proposed, he'd say yes, he isn't opposed, but he doesn't see it as necessary

N icknames - What do they call their s/o?

“honey” and before they got together, “mutt”. Hence the ship name “honeymutt”

O n Cloud Nine - What are they like when they are in love? Is it obvious for others? How do they express their feelings?

Lmao. Pride gets very easily flustered and is. Not that subtle

P DA - Are they upfront about their relationship? Do they brag with their s/o in front of others? Or are they rather shy to kiss etc. when others are watching? He's definitely shy about it to start, but as things go on… he's not gonna brag exactly, but he gets much less shy about being touchy feely

Q uirk - Some random ability they have that’s beneficial in a relationship. Uh. I actually have nothing lol. They're good at remembering dates! And very detail oriented

R omance - How romantic are they? What would they do to make their s/o happy? Cliché or rather creative? Would do anything to make his partner happy. To his own detriment. He's not really super romantic , but he's doing his best

S upport - Are they helping their s/o achieve their goals? Do they believe in them? They believe in Christian with their whole heart. And will do anything to help him that they possibly can

T hrill - Do they need to try out new things to spice out your relationship? Or do they prefer a certain routine? Routine. Pls give him a nice comfortable routine.

U nderstanding - How good do they know their partner? Are they empathetic? Well, again, he tries. But he's not really great at understanding people's emotions a lot of the time.

V alue - How important is the relationship to them? What is it’s worth in comparison to other things in their life? Despite the urge to make the relationship the center of his whole world, he's working on getting a healthier balance.

W ild Card - A random Fluff Headcanon. The most touch starved on earth

X OXO - Are they very affectionate? Do they love to kiss and cuddle? See the above. He's touch starved and he loves affection even if he's very very shy and awkward about initiating it.

Y earning - How will they cope when they’re missing their partner? Please leave a hoodie for him to cuddle 😭 he gets very lonely.

Z eal - Are they willing to go to great lenghts for the relationship? If so, what kind of? Anything. Will kill for Christian.

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Error x Ink Fanchildren [K-L]

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Kai, by ?

Kali, by ?

Kaosu Burashi by @lancerspadeprince-blog

Karma, by @6agentgg9

Kiol, by @KhivNotReal

Kit, by @XbunnyNutz

Klez, by @yuzuki-wolf

Knox, by @broken-little-bunny

Korrine by KyleighDraws

Krit, by @ship-ship-my-ships

L

Lacey, by @Goth_Goddess_UwU

Landscape, by  Demi Bruh

Latex by ARandomGirlOnD

Leaked Code by @littlesweetcake06

Liamont, by @ashermyib

Line, @Angel79080

Liquid Paper, by @Kaugummi_IC

Lucid by @yuzuki-wolf

Lucius, by @Pastels____

Lun by @xnatsuu-wu

Luster Comyet, by @tobyzdoodlez

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[und8e2ff]

Shun is smol. And pretty. It's commented on somewhat often in the show.

I imagine that when Shun goes out by himself he probably gets a few fangirls and boys who recognize him from the Galaxian Wars and other people that just think he's adorable and want to flirt with him.

but when he's out with Ikki the scene is D R Y for him...

I imagine it's happened a few times where Shun is out at the mall or the park or something and he and someone else a little across the way are smiling and waving at each other. They're both bein cute and bashful and whatnot.

But Ikki's back in town from whatever tf he was doin and he decided he wanted to hang out with Shun for the rest of the day.

so ye, Ikki turns up, and then the person Shun was probably about to talk to starts gettin all shifty and uncomf because Ikki's a pretty intimidating-looking barrier to go through to get to Shun.

that being said, i genuinely don't think Ikki is the overprotective type at all. i think he's chill as long as Shun is happy and safe. but anyways-

Shun is glad his bro is there but he's understandably a little frustrated. And he's like, "My brother in bronze... You're scaring the hoes."

And I imagine Ikki responding in one of three ways listed below from choosing the least to choosing the most violence...

Least Violence - Guilt Ending In the first scenario, Ikki looks a lil wounded, and he kind of is lowkey, but he plays it up like a kicked puppy. "My fault..." And he walks away sulkin and lookin over his shoulder at Shun.

And of course Shun feels bad and tells his Ikki to come back and they hang out like usual. The hoes will still be there tomorrow.

Mild Violence - Dry Phone Ending Ikki's just like, "Oh my b, bruh." And he turns to the person Shun was passing glances at earlier like, "Hey! My brother thinks you're cute. You want his number still?!"

Shun wants to curl up and disappear, he regrets saying anything and whether the person still approaches Shun is up to their individual temperament.

There's an extremely low chance they'll still approach but if they do, Ikki won't be embarrassing anymore. He'll just go back to bein chill.

V I O L E N C E - 'No Suitors?' Ending In which Ikki just goes IN on Shun. Not like in, in, but you know.

Ikki's like, "Shun I haven't seen you in two weeks and you're upset I interrupted you looking at somebody? My brother in bronze...

You've BEEN suitorless."

liek... Shun feels attacked and all but he knows Ikki is right. he been suitorless fr fr

But Shun's still a little indignant because Ikki ain't have to say awl that. Ikki makes it up by taking them to McDonald's and letting Shun eat his fries, I guess.

no violence - true ending? Hyoga was the one the interrupt the lil flirtations but when Shun tells his brother in bronze that he's scaring the hoes Hyoga says he is the hoes and then they go on a date to the zoo or smth, idk

ye

[ivanpahdrylakeracer]

Music Tag Game

Rules: pick a song for each letter of your url and tag that many people.

Thank you @raid3r-r4bbit for the tag i wanted to do this one 😂 but now i’m looking at my url i am… nervous

I - IDONTWANNASTAY Kaphy, DEIIN

V - Venom Little Simz

A - All I Need Radiohead

N - (No One Knows Me) Like the Piano Sampha

P - Pink + White Frank Ocean

A - All Girls Are The Same Juice WRLD

H - House of Cards Radiohead

D - Dead Men Don’t Rape Delilah Bon

R - REDLIGHT Holy Goof Remix NGHTMRE, A$AP Ferg, Holy Goof

Y - Yer Killin’ Me Reno Drive

L - listen before i go Billie Eilish

A - Adam’s Song blink-182

K - King Park La Dispute

E - Exit Music (For A Film) Radiohead

R - Rosyln Bon Iver, St. Vincent

A - Apricots Bicep

C - Судно (Борис Рижий) Molchat Doma

E - Enjoy the Silence Depeche Mode

R - Rips in Jeans Niko B

Bruh i stg that took me an hour 😮‍💨 I don’t like songs I make playlists so finding tracks was a struggggllleeeeee. Also can you tell i was in the top 2% of radiohead listeners last year?

I’m not also tagging enough people sorry not sorry so if you see this and you wanna do it i’m tagging you!

[sam-collins]

Sam NSFW alphabet. @bruh-im-aggro @fuzzy-melonlord

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex): There was a period of time (Shortly before and shortly after giving Wrath away) when his aftercare skills began to lack, but generally he’s fairly good at it. Very, very touch and praise oriented.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s): It took him a while to get comfortable with it, but he’s actually fairly fond of his fangs. He’s an ass man, sorry.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically): He loves to cum inside of his partner. Bonus points if he gets to ‘clean’ them afterwards. 👀.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs): Have you ever seen the scene with ‘Tear you apart’ in American horror story? It gets him going.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?): Not as experienced as you might think. He knows what he’s doing decently well, but a FWB relationship or two and his relationship with Wrath are the only experience he has.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying): Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.): He’s more serious, but even if he doesn’t mess around himself, he isn’t opposed to laughing if his partner does.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.): He doesn’t dye his hair, so it does match. He cares very deeply about personal hygiene so he isn’t going to let things get unruly.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect): Very intimate. Hopeless romantic, sappy bitch. He doesn’t really sleep around so if he’s sleeping with you, he probably already cares about you.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon): He’s very pent up. After thinking Wrath was dead, he couldn’t really get himself off because he’d get too into his own head.

K = Kink (one or more kinks):

Orgasm/Edging (Giving or recieiving). He loves it when his partner begs.

Feminization (receiving). He’ll never admit it.

Breeding kink (either, but primarily giving)

Humiliation is his biggest kink when it comes to receiving.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do): His favorite thing is to push his partner up against a wall, or vice versa.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going): Wrath <3. Growling in general.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs): Nothing unsanitary. He also isn’t generally a fan of things that would be considered medical kink. A little roleplay doesn’t bother him, but nothing too in depth. He’s a professional.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.): Prefers to give. He won’t say no to receiving, but would rather you sat on his face.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.): It very much depends on mood.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.): Won’t say no, but won’t typically initiate.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.): He doesn’t typically bring up things to experiment with because he’s worried his partner won’t like them, but if they ask he’ll almost never say no.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can last pretty long, actually. He can go for several rounds (vampire) but if he’s lasted for a long time already he’ll be able to go for less rounds. Essentially, if you’re planning to edge him, you’re only to get maybe 4 rounds instead of more like 6. (Again, vampire.)

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?): He doesn’t own any himself, but if his partner has them he will use them/let them use them on him.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease): He’s a huge tease, but he’s weak and will give in with just a bit of begging, usually.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.): Very loud. He gets a bit embarrassed but he’s very loud.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character): He has very sensitive nipples.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes): He’s pretty big 👀. Not on the level of, say, Huxley, but pretty big.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?): Not actually that high. It’s about average, he just has a kink for Wrath, lol and gets bothered easily.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards): Surprisingly quickly. He’s pretty sleep deprived… all you have to do is pet is hair.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards): Surprisingly quickly. He’s pretty sleep deprived… all you have to do is pet is hair.

[dormienschas]

Get To Know Me

Wanted to do this again because I did one 2 years ago and a lot has changed since then!

A: Age - 25. My birthday is in January so, that will change soon.

B: Birthplace - North Carolina

C: Current time - 2:22am

D: Drink you had last - Water

E: Easiest person to talk to - My best friend Christina

F: Favorite song - Case 143 - Stray Kids

G: Grossest memory - I popped my knee out of joint and had to pop it back in myself since I was the only one who knew how to do it.

2019 - the answer is still the same

2022 - Still the same...

H: Hogwarts house - Slytherin!

I: In love? - With my fur babies

J: Jealous of people - Yes.

K: Killed someone - Thought about it >.>

L: Love at first sight or should I walk by again - I don’t really believe in love at first sight. Maybe invite me out for coffee or food would be a better option.

M: Middle name - Meshel. (It’s a weird way to spell Michelle but my mom named me that way soooo)

N: Number of siblings - 2

O: One wish - To travel to all of my dream places.

P: Person you called last - My Mom

Q: Question you are always asked - When do you graduate? Bruh...I’m 25...not 16 😭

R: Reason to smile - Redacted Audio’s. If you know, you know.

S: Song you sang last - Unholy - Sam Smith

T: Time you woke up - 1:30pm

U: Underwear color - Sea foam green

V: Vacation Destination - Ireland!

W: Worst habit - Eavesdropping, getting under peoples skin for no reason only to just watch them get mad or get uncomfortable. I only do that to people I don’t like though.

2022 - Still stands to this day.

Y: Your favorite food - Chili Cheese Fries

2022 - Still stands to this day

X: X-rays - A few times. One to check my lungs only to find bronchitis. Another one for my teeth. Another one for my ankle and last one for my knee.

Z: Zodiac sign - Capricorn.

[fallinforgyu]

could u do the nsfw alphabet for jake pleaaseee🥺

jake nsfw alphabet! <3

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

i think jake would be suuuuuper clingy after sex. wouldn't even want to clean up because he just wants to hug you and cuddle you and be close to you 😭 so you're gonna have to physically force him out of bed to clean him up

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

on him, it's lips. he's always biting them and puckering them, he knows they're pretty and he wants them on every part of your body <3 and jake is the type to genuinely be so obsessed with his partner that he loves every single part of them (tbh.... would even kiss your feet 😭)

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

likes cumming on your chest </3 would gently pull your mouth off his dick when he's getting close and would jerk himself until he cums on your chest <3

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

oh god.... where to start 😭 probably masturbates every single time he takes a shower, probably has crushes on fans he meets as fansigns, and do NOT check his private browser

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

i think jake is a virgin 🧍‍♀️ has maybe gotten a blowjob before

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

would literally want to try every position in the book (and i mean that literally, he would buy one of those "position a day" books) 😭 but i think he'd like hitting it from the back!!! and missionary tbh

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

can be pretty goofy but just because he's trying so hard for you 🥺❤️ and he knows how to laugh at himself

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

probably trims every once in a while!

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

can be VERY romantic when he wants to be. he definitely fucks hard when he wants to, but he would go all out if he was in a romantic mood. like candles and rose petals and lots of hand holding (and HOURS of him going down on you)

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

masturbates every day. probably in the shower at night, but also might need to when he wakes up in the morning. jake is the #1 meat beater idk what else to say 😭

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

i think jake might have a slight degradation kink (receiving!) he'd like to be teased a little bit and i might be projecting but i think he'd like to be called a dumb puppy

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

anywhere. literally anywhere. he'd fuck you in a gas station bathroom if he could

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

bruh ANYTHING 😭😭 jake would literally get turned on from the smell of your perfume. your hand on his knee. literally from the way you say his name. throw sexy clothes in there and he's literally a goner

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

not much 🧍‍♀️ i think jake is willing to try just about anything (consensual! and not weird!) in the book

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

LOVES LOVES LOVES GIVING. loves giving oral SO much. loves having his dick sucked, ofc, but would literally cum in his pants from giving oral. and he's good at it 🤕

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

fast!! fast fast fast. not always rough, but almost always fast. that's when he's setting the pace, at least. he'd love for his partners to take control too!

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

would LOVE them. would ask for them all the time, and would think it's fun to try to not get caught. wouldn't even be mad if you got caught though 😭

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

down to experiment, down to take risks!! is very curious and would like to try anything (can't stress this enough)

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

has STAMINA stamina. can go for multiple rounds, and would probably prefer to go multiple rounds every time.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

would like to try every toy out there 🧍‍♀️ would literally buy every toy he could find and use them on you (or him) one by one until he figures out which ones are his (and your) favorites

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

would tease just for fun, but would never leave you waiting long. he's too horny and he wants to fuck too bad 😭

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

is definitely a whiner, and is pretty loud. if he's domming you, he's a groaner.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

would love to talk dirty to you when he's domming 🧍‍♀️ would love for you to talk dirty to him when you're domming him 🧍‍♀️ in general would just fucking love dirty talk

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

i think he might be a tiiiiiny bit shorter than average but also would be girthier than average

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

the highest. literally the highest sex drive of anybody ever. could fuck twice a day and still be wanting more

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

sex with jake lasts a LONG time because like i said, he likes to go multiple rounds. so he'd be pretty exhausted by the time you're actually finished 😭 would prob fall asleep p quick ❤️

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JIMIN NSFW ABCs

Dang! Y'all really were thirsting for some Jimin ABCs, so here they are! I hope you enjoy them. Jin is up next!

Happy reading! 💜

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A - Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Thorough in absolutely every regard sexually. Yes, this certainly extends to his ability to care for his partner after an intense scene as well.

B - Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He's an absolute ass man, so he'd be groping yours by the handful. Jimin doesn't have a particular favorite body part on himself, but I could see him really enjoying watching his own muscles in the mirror, taut and flexing during the act.

C - Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Definitely doesn't love a huge mess. Either sticks to condoms or makes you swallow without exception.

D - Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Jimin loves it way more than he should when his sub acts up ngl. Not that he'd ever tell anyone that.

E - Experience (how experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

I don't think he has an incredibly high sex drive, tbh, so as far as hours clocked, he probably doesn't rank near the top. But he definitely knows how to work with what he's got.

F - Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Anything where he's got the full control. Our man ain't that picky. 😂

G - Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

If ever, he goofs off very rarely during sex. Jimin keeps a serious demeanor a majority of the time. He's got no choice but to be careful and take things seriously, what with the rough things y'all are into.

H - Hair (how well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Keeps everything tidy, but not completely clean. You'd be groomed to his preferences, of course.

I - Intimacy (how are they during the moment? The romantic aspect)

Definitely not romantic during the act, but in the bath afterward? Yeah, you could say he gets a little squishy.

J - Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Doesn't. He's got a sex slave for a reason, bruh.

K - Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Park Jimin's got them all. A huge need for dominance and all of the trappings that comes with that. Ownership. Punishment. Denial/Control. Toys. Restraints. Any partner of his would have to be more than willing to submit to his dominant side because this man 100% wants a 24/7 dynamic.

L - Location (favorite places to do the do)

In his dungeon, duh. 😅

M - Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

His own satisfaction coupled with knowing that your pleasure only comes when he says so.

N - No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Anything too messy. Probably wouldn't like anything to bloody either. Would literally never submit to a partner.

O - Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Almost exclusively prefers to receive.

P - Pace (are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He's going to go fast and rough 99.9% of the time, except when he's decided it's time to tease his partner. This man will go at a slug's pace for hours just to spite you for not using the right honorifics.

Q - Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Quickies are a rare occurrence because as stated previously, I don't think his sex drive is remarkably high. But when he's high on adrenaline after a show and needs to blow off since quick stream, it's then when he might enjoy a quickie. Typically prefers to take his time though.

R - Risk (are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)

Oooh, yes. He'll try absolutely anything and everything once. And if it has you a wailing, hysterical mess by the end, he'll probably add it to the lexicon as well.

S - Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

A one and done kind of guy. But however long that ONE goes for is really anybody's guess. The man has a herculean hold-off ability.

T - Toys (do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Doesn't like toys for use on himself, but will always use something on himself once before putting it to use on his partner, just to get a feel for what they're experiencing. In regards to what he will use on a partner, though, the options are basically endless. No toy or tool is off limits.

U - Unfair (how much do they like to tease?)

Oml soo much. Jimin is an unholy tease and could truly edge a partner for hours just for his own enjoyment.

V - Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Honestly, as far as sounds go, I don't see Jimin making many. I think he's big on communicating though, so I find it likely that he would be pretty talkative throughout the whole thing. Dirty talk is a must as well as check ins at regular intervals.

W - Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

A strict dom with a 24/7 dynamic. He would want his sub to serve him in every way, not just sexually. Like, get ready for play footrest for a couple of hours while he scrolls Instagram, ladies.

X - X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Average girth, less than average length. But that hardly matters when you're as in-tune as he is.

Definitely has a ✨private✨ tattoo of some kind.

Y - Yearning (how high is their sex drive)

Not a super high sex drive, but when it hits, it REALLY hits. Will certainly play even when he's not particularly in the mood, though. Jimin can enjoy a scene even if only one of you (or neither, tbh) ends up getting off by the end. It's not the destination, but the journey as they say. The only thing that's completely off the table when he's not in the mood is strictly vanilla sex, and that doesn't happen all that often anyway.

Z - Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Not at all quickly. Jimin is completely dedicated to the art of aftercare, so once a scene is over, he goes into overdrive, ensuring you drink your water and have something to snack on before drawing a bath for the both of you. When all's said and done, the two of you likely don't retire to bed until a couple of hours after a scene.

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The coffee ask was big mood tbh =w= Can I request the same thing but with the Diasomnia bois (Oh boi I'm gonna get a earful from cabbage man-)

Diasomnia?? Ohoho~ Sure! REQUESTS ARE CLOSE BUT I BECAUSE I LIKE COFFEE-

sorry for being coffee biased-

Diasomnia with an expresso chugging s/o

Malleus Draconia

Bruh-

Is the expression Malleus wants to express-

How??

Little beastie can consume that much of coffee??

Huh??

Don’t you feel sick????

Well-

he’s quite concern over your ‘abnormal consumption’ of coffee you drink-

and he heard from Lilia that it can be quite damaging to your health if you drink too much.

And you’re his beastie!

He won’t allow your health to deteriorate-

Not under his watch!

He’s not so good in figuring out exactly how to help you, 

so he mostly asks some advice from Lilia to help you

And man is trying his best, and he’s being sincere-

*sniffs because of crying in ugly joy-*

Man is trying,

his very best-

putting in more of his effort-

to care for you-

cuz you are  p r e c i o u s

to HIM-

HES TOO SWEET, SINCERE AND CARING I- I CAN’T-

Lilia Vanrouge

Man knows drinking too much is bad for your health-

he got them wisdom and   k n o w l e d g e-

so he sees you drink way more than you should-

he gonna chide you teasingly,

but like a dad-

“Now, now s/o~ You’ve drank enough. It’s time to stop~”

And he’ll gently take away that coffee mug of yours-

b r u h

He knows what else can keep you awake in the morning.

other things besides coffee.

He also chides Silver not to drink too much,

and gives him bananas, caffeine tea and others.

So he’ll do the same with you!

^^

man-

he leaves a banana on your desk-

with a card written by him saying:

“Don’t forget to eat this! And drink less coffee!”

FUFIUFUHIFHIUFG-

He draws Garfield at the side-

lmao-

He just cares for you-

You’re his s/o after all <3

Silver

I-

He-

Honestly-

S a m e-

He drinks quite a lot of coffee too,

to stay awake like you.

But Lilia being the caring and concern dad he is,

warns him about drinking too much.

Silver is technically human too,

so yeah-

take care-

After Silver knows of the “getting heart diseases increases” and shit-

he cuts down on his intake-

and suggests you do so too.

He took Lilia’s advice,

eating or drinking “coffee substitutes” to go about with his day,

and get enough energy to be 

a w a k e

and he also tries to convince you in eating them as well!

Like all that tea and stuff-

the tea with caffeine-

those are good-

maybe-

like-

green tea yea???

He’s trying his best, please be convince and just consume other things, he doesn’t want you getting heart attacks-

unless it’s from his love lmao- <3

Sebek Vigvolt

HUMAN-

LILIA SAMA SAYS DRINKING TOO MUCH CAN BE-

D A N G E R O U S

S T A H P-

M a n-

Once he asks Lilia if it’s normal for a human to drink coffee way more than Silver-

and Lilia tells him it’s  b a d-

He goes all out to stop you-

Cuz he cares about your health-

but he obviously went a little extreme,

trying to make you avoid drinking coffee at all cost-

which Lilia had to say they only need to

m o d e r a t e 

their coffee intake-

so-

Asking Lilia is so far tHE BEST OPTION FOR ALL THREE OF EM-

Except for Lilia himself obviously-

old wise man ain’t clueless-

Sebek, like everyone else,

encourages you to eat and drink other foods that aren’t coffee-

like-

whatever I mentioned for the three of em-

bananas, tea, all that shit-

he’s pretty straightforward though, once you drink about 3 cups and about to go for a forth-

“HALT, NO- YOU SHOULD EAT THIS BANANA IF YOU STILL FEEL WEAK-”

He’s trying like the most of the Diasomnia-

Please, just listen to him- he’s trying and he’s worried and cares for you-

he not good, but he will try his very best to show that he cares for you a lot <3

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Time for some v e r y l a t e (this is true), t o p t i e r (this is a lie), f r e s h c o m m e n t a r y (this is also true, literally just finished the chapter like a min ago) on RECORD OF RAGNAROCK CHAPT 57, ve r y sorr y for shout in g, it's my enthusiasm speaking-

Anyways, as always, spoilers and brain dead thoughts.

I N D E E D H E I S V E R Y Y O U N G

Im dead, Qin is literally like the right age romantically/physically speaking, God Im such a simp for him 🙏. Young aint bad is all im saying xjdjbzskndmzkxjsk. Also bruh doesn't this make him a persob who already killed a god? Are his chances of killing Jades higher with his experience killing this uuuuu big fuc-

But ngl demon god got some god (hehe see what i did there-) tier character design, like my dude aint forgettable. He looks like cursed fat Buddah (not our Buddah kay kay) y'know xndkxjjxkdksl

OOOOOO THIS IS THE NEXT PHOTO AND LIEK i i i i i is this like a reference to Qin Shi Huang's Terracotta Army?!?!?!?!? Like the UNESCO world heritage site??? The whole ass army of figures burried with Qin when Qin died???? OOOO IF SO THAT'S A PRETTY KEWLLL REFERENCE NGLL

LEWK AT THEM JUST LAUGHING LIKE A BUNCHA KIDS, *kiss on cheek for each of them* (euughhhhuhhhaaa that felt wierd typing it out). They both got balls laughing during this, with eachother as company as wellll, just having a jolly ol' time before one of them slams the other into like the audience or something and legit kills them-

Damn Hades got like this Poseidon-complex no other Poseidon Stan can top. He is ultra Poseidon Stan.

ALSO jcndndkdkdiskj QIN JUST LOOKIN SO BLANK AT HADES' SPEECH ABDKSNDK i'd like to be his valkryie ngl- (woahwoahwoah slow down, we'll get there soon-)

ALSO LOOKKKKKKK LOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKK AT HIMMMMMM AAAAAAA MY GUY PROBABLY CAN'T SEE SHIT-

Dude literally got no pupils on his eyes and you know what, that creeps me out-, minus points- JKJKJK Butttt truuuueee I liked him with the blindfold, which is weird since I like character's with out their blindfolds more. Like Like like, exhibit A, JJK's Satoru Gojo, exhibit B, ... ... ...

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N I E R A U T O M A T A ' S 2 B

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bruh if u do an a-z of derek I will simply pass away ✨

A-Z NSFW GREY'S ANATOMY EDITION

Part 4

🌨 Derek Shepherd 🌨

NOT MY GIF.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Derek would pepper kisses all over your face in a way of making sure you were okay. He's a total softie for aftercare.

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He loves your thighs. He loves how thick they are. You on the other hand love his fingers and how long they look.

C = Cum (well... self-explanatory)

Oh, Derek loves cumming in your mouth. It's like a ritual for him to do when you go down on him.

D = Dirty Secret (shhhh)

He fantasies you in a sexy nurse outfit. Ironic right?

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

When it comes to oral and regular sex, Derek knows exactly how to make your cum.

F = Favourite Position

He loves the way you ride him.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

He is pretty relaxed and isn't afraid to crack a joke or two when it's right.

H = Hair (How well-groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Of course, his locks are always perfect, but the hair below the belt is always either stubble or bare.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Derek is a literal sucker for romance. Ferry boat rides, candlelight dinners, and date nights at fancy restaurants.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation)

He'll masturbate to release some tension but will never do it when your home or when you are with him.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Bondage; restraints.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the dirty)

1. The bedroom

2. In the shower

3. In the car

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

You in off the shoulder shirts. He loves marking your neck then seeing them when you wear those shirts.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)

Location. Now Derek isn't the type to fuck anywhere. He prefers if you guys were in a more intimate place with no distractions.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He prefers both but you love to receive more than giving.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He's always slow and sensual, never fast or rough when you don't want it.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He loves quickies but only in the on-call rooms and never anywhere else.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Derek would never do anything that could put his and your career in jeopardy. So, no he's not a risk-taker.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Derek can go 3-4 depending on how much sleep he got the night before. The same goes for you.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?

He's more old fashion more than anything, but when you introduced him to your vibe, he couldn't resist torturing you with it.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Derek will tease to the point where your whining and begging him to cum. Nevertheless, he'll overstimulate you until you scream his name.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Derek's moans are more like huffs and whines, but he screams to the top of his lungs because his releases are so intense most of the time.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Derek kneeling on one knee to propose to you 'privately' in an on-call room

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, pictures, or words)

He's a grower and he's very girthy.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

His normal for his age on average.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterward)

He usually hums you to sleep then falls asleep cuddling you.