#bug boo and bubbles

[miilkybnn]

the boyf riends are rotting my brain..........

[lovebugism]

“i’m tireddd.”

*in a whiny voice* “i’m tired.” *mocking them*

this is sooo eddie coded

ty for feeding my grumpy eddie obsession anon — grump!eddie's boyfriend instincts take over when you're sleepy (ditzy!reader-ish, established relationship, fluff, 0.6k)

bug's one year celebration ♡

There’s something heavy in Eddie’s lap. Something heavy and warm and smelling like a fresh shower.

He fights open drooping eyelids, not knowing when he’d dozed off or how long he’d dozed off for — or exactly when you crawled haphazardly into his lap. He figures it couldn’t have been that long ago. ‘Cause his show is still on, and you’re still shifting to get comfortable over his legs.

“What are you doing?” he asks you, voice thick with sleep until he clears it away. 

You’ve got yourself curled in a tight ball, trying to make yourself as tiny as possible so you can fit more of yourself in his lap. The effort is futile. Only half you thrown over half of him. It doesn’t look comfortable in the slightest, but you settle with a contented sigh like you are, anyway. Eddie smooths a warm hand over your back and lets you lie there, on top of him.

“Laying on you,” you answer, muffled against him.

“Okay… Why?”

“‘Cause I love you.”

“Boo,” he moans. “Too vague.”

You whine. “Today was just so long, and I’m sooo tireddd.”

“Aww, you’re tired?” Eddie coos in a mocking voice. “You poor baby.”

He uses his sarcasm to compensate for how sweet he is to you. He acts annoyed but grabs a blanket from the back of the couch to drape over you anyway. Even goes as far as to swaddle you in it when he resituates you in his lap, sitting you more wholly over his thighs.

Vulnerability has always been hard for him, only ever feasible when he pretends it’s insincere.

“Is this better?” he mumbles into your hair.

You hum, warm against his neck. “Mhmm.”

“Good. ‘Cause you’re blocking the TV.”

“Don’t act like you’re not enjoying this,” you tease and pull slightly back from him. The tip of your nose runs up his jaw to the apple of his cheek. “There’s a reason I call you Teddy, you know?”

“And why’s that?”

“Because you’re soft. And fuzzy. And you love to cuddle.”

Eddie squints at you. “…You just made all that up.”

“You can like me, you know? We’re not in high school anymore, Teddy.”

“I always liked you,” he scoffs and holds you tighter against him, one arm around your back and the other beneath your knees. “Even before you knew I existed.”

“I always knew you existed!”

“Yeah? Since when?”

“Mr. Hauser’s Sex Ed class. Freshmen year. He was like, ‘That’s how the homo sapien male holds an erection—’” You recite it like it’s something you think about often. A reminiscent smile pulls at the corners of your lips. “—And the boy with the grown-out buzz cut behind me said, ‘Actually, Mr. Hauser, I think an erection is better held in the hand of the homo sapien female.’” 

Eddie laughs at the long-gone memory and starts to sparkle with it.

“And I’ve been smitten over that boy ever since,” you tell him with a sickly-sweet smile.

He scrunches his nose in disgust, still not used to the affection you show him so effortlessly. “You had a crush on me in ninth grade?” he teases like he hasn’t loved you since eighth.

“Uh-huh,” you nod. “Still do.”

“That’s so gross,” he grumbles like a storm cloud right before hugging you that much closer. 

He holds you with firm hands, suffocating in the best of ways, with every intention to melt with you. The bridge of his nose smushes into your neck. He inhales deeply, filling his lungs with the scent of your shampoo. His exhale fans warm against your skin.

“Too gross to kiss?” you wonder in a tiny voice.

“Yes,” he answers quickly as he pulls away. “But I like gross, so…”

You press a smacking kiss to his plush grin. Then another for good measure. You hug him closer and bury your face into his neck. “Mm. You taste like a TV dinner,” you mumble into his skin.

Eddie tries hard to hide his laughter. It bubbles from his throat like sunshine, anyway.

[mishellii]

♢ᴘᴇᴛ ɴᴀᴍᴇꜱ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴꜱ♢

naruto, sasuke, shikamaru, kiba, shino, neji, iruka & kakashi

a/n: sooo,, i SHOUld be working on my uni essays and on the bf!neji texts BUT this had been sitting in my notes app for a while so i decided to post it ;D (the neji texts will come soon i promise). some are longer, some are shorter for which i apologise,,,,,, please ignore typos, i can't spell & enjoy MWUAH

likes & reblogs appreciated <3

warnings: some NSFW parts! MINORS DO NOT INTERACT! :) also not proofread as usual

masterlist

♢ɴᴀʀᴜᴛᴏ ᴜᴢᴜᴍᴀᴋɪ♢

✿oh my baby boy

❀first off: angel. 100%.

✿because u are his angel u feel me

❀he can't go a day without telling u

✿then also just the basic baby

❀but mostly when he wants something from u or he's apologising for dumb stuff he's done

✿puppy eyes and all

❀and also during sexy time

✿it's his most used name for u there

✿fight me on this

❀big on his own self made nicknames for u

✿for instance: u fell down the stairs once?

❀"hey, stairs, how you doin'"

✿and just silly ones like: boo, pookie, apple of my eye

❀he's weird like that c'mon we been knew

♢ꜱᴀꜱᴜᴋᴇ ᴜᴄʜɪʜᴀ♢

✿now this guy is a wild card

❀he'd prefer ur name through & through

✿but he'd slip in a casual babe sometimes which makes ur knees weak obviously

❀because he barely ever calls u that

✿if ur married he'd only call you his wife

❀doesn't even let you answer questions on your own sometimes just so he can hit them with

❀"well, MY WIFE, thinks you suck ass, so.."

✿during sex he can be quiet mean 

❀I DONT THINK in the derogatory way but more in a teasing way

✿"c'mon, sweetheart, look at me."

❀when ur just about to black out??

✿but like i said 

❀not big on pet names but he'll use them more often if he knows u enjoy it <3

♢ꜱʜɪᴋᴀᴍᴀʀᴜ ɴᴀʀᴀ♢

✿pretty

❀just pretty bro.

✿not ALL THE TIME, especially not in public as i don't think he's big on PDA

❀but in the comfort of ur own 4 walls? definitely

✿now don't HATE ME for this but,,,

❀woman. and brat.

✿but only in petty situations, like when ur scolding his lazy ass and he hits u with a "go easy on me, woman, i just woke up."

❀or u've been going on his nerves while he's working

✿,,i'm busy, brat.''

❀in bed tho???

✿love or doll

❀i'm almost CERTAIN.

✿like,, can u imagine?? in his dumb fucking charming voice ???

❀PFFF i'm on my knees 

♢ᴋɪʙᴀ ɪɴᴜᴢᴜᴋᴀ♢

✿now this fucker

❀teasing names through & through

✿ur shorter than him? 

❀"hey, shortie, need help?"

✿ur taller than him?

❀"hey, giant, how's the weather up there?"

✿he's a DICK ok (affectionately ofc)

❀but he can be sweet too i promise

✿he's having fun with calling u bunny during sex or simply baby 

❀also ???? "okay, boss." when he's been annoying u all day and u finally snap at him?

✿he's a menace with nicknames i'm telling u

♢ꜱʜɪɴᴏ ᴀʙᴜʀᴀᴍᴇ♢

✿you probably guessed it and bully me if you'd like but,,,

❀bug or lovebug

✿come oooon he loves his bugs AND he loves you?? it fits PERFECTLY

❀not one to do it infront of other people either but in your private space he just wouldn't stop calling you one of these

✿i also see him using the regular honey but the abbreviation so hun because it's short and sweet and he doesn't like those long ass names

❀apologies if ur name is long LMAO mine is too tho

✿takes the hun into the bedroom but prefers a gentle love while having sex

❀shino's not a sweet talker in my mind, but the pet names make up for it FOSHOU

✿ALSO big brain idea i just had:

❀i think shino can't fully express his emotions verbally so before going on missions he definitely writes u letters and that's where he's blooming

✿''u keep me going everyday, sunshine.''

❀and it doesn't even matter if you have a bubbly personality or not

✿UGH lovesick fr

♢ɴᴇᴊɪ ʜʏᴜɢᴀ♢

❀this pretty princess doesn't even know ur name when ur alone with him 

✿ESPECIALLY when ur texting

❀sweetheart, love & darling

✿he'd make u fall in love over again whenever he calls u one of those i'm just saying

❀because he's always so sincere when he's talking to u it drives me crazy just thinking about it 

✿during sexy time too, he would NEVER

❀& i will die on this hill 

✿NEVER use any degrading names for u

❀ur his baby don't make him do that

✿even when ur fighting, he'd always address u in such a kind way i'm actually going insane

❀"have you had dinner yet, dear?"

✿ sedate me pls

♢ɪʀᴜᴋᴀ ᴜᴍɪɴᴏ♢

✿AAA this guy

❀soo,, like father like son,,, angel

✿u can't change my mind

❀being the kind hearted person he is, it just fits u can't tell me off

✿but i will also say he'd use some funny ones in private because we all know he's just a silly lil guy deep inside

❀i'm thinking toots & peach

✿especially when greeting u !! like ''ey, toots, how's it going?''

❀during sex he will be quiet awkward at the start of ur relationship, settling in angel as he's most familiar with it at first

✿but after some time he'd pull a babydoll or gorgeous on u

❀i mean,,, i'd cry but idk about y'all

✿oVERALL he loves using pet names and wouldn't be opossed to u calling him some sweet ones as well <3

❀call him handsome and he'll go through the roof

♢ᴋᴀᴋᴀꜱʜɪ ʜᴀᴛᴀᴋᴇ♢

✿AHEM

❀so this man,,

✿at the start of ur relationship he's such a shy lil bean so he'll only use your first name

❀but once he's been with you long enough he gets so so comfortable

✿starts of with the regular baby because u are his baby aight.

❀his most frequently used one too i'd say

✿but then he'd go like 

❀"hey, beautiful." "y'alright, sweetheart?"

✿and idk about u but i'd faint

❀HE KNOWS ABOUT HIS AFFECT ON U TOO

✿uses it against u during sex SO OFTEN

❀grunting a "there y'go, darling." into your ear with a sly smirk on his lips 

✿i'm (s)creaming

❀but he's a very private person so don't expect too much of that in public !!

✿a side from a "yes, ma'am" when u tell him not to die on a mission <3

a/n: i hope this doesn't SUCK ahemm,,, and i'll see you beans next time bye bye x

devider by @enchanthings

[autisticlancemcclain]

fic rec 36

welcome to fic rec friday! where, on friday, i rec five of my favourite fics.

People Will Say (You're In Love) by @azapofinspiration

For some reason, people keep on mistaking Keith and Lance as a couple. Lance has some ideas as to why that is, but Keith has some too. Really, whose fault is it?

this fic is so ROMANTIC it makes me swoony. this is also an excellent trope. we are so in love and so good for each other that everyone thinks we are in love because we are too close to see it but no one else is. we are our own bubble. idc how cliche it is i love it

2. With Flying Colours by @azapofinspiration

They say that the Lion chooses the Paladin. The Blue Lion chose Lance to be her Paladin. And then all the other Lions seemed pretty okay with him piloting them as well.

the funny thing about this one is that my bookmark is all hoo boo the lion change is so bad but this is good but now im like the lion change truther lol. but if u are hesitant about the lion change i highly recommend this! it makes PERFECT sense that lance would be the one to pilot them all, u know? the fluid one

3. Aim by @azapofinspiration

There's something that's been bugging Shiro about Lance. He finally asks about it. He feels like he should have expected that answer.

I LOVE THIS ONE ITS SO FUNNY. i also have incorporated this entire ficc into my belief system. if ur looking for a good shiro & lance fic and also a fic that will make u GIGGLE then head over.

4. In Stitches by @azapofinspiration

With every stitch, a bigger picture can be seen. And each one is made with love. In which everyone on Team Voltron learns more about Lance as he knits the day away. And maybe he learns something too.

knitter lance is so important actually. shame the show only mentioned it once and never again bc if lance is one thing its crafty. luckily azap is the reigning monarch of found family in missing vld moments

5. The (Not-So) Necessary Rescue by @azapofinspiration

Lance has been captured by the Galra, and Shiro and the rest of the team rush to save him. Due to a bit of luck, they manage to get there to rescue him but... Well, it turns out that it may not have been as necessary as Shiro thought. In which Shiro learns that he has severely underestimated Lance and Lance is freaking awesome.

i LOVE this fic. nothing is more funny to me than the idea of the team rushing to try to find and save lance and discover him w his foot halfway out the door already lol. i have read this fic like ninety times. also i swear ive already recced this one but whatever double rec bc this fic rocks

that’s it for today!! i’ll see y’all back next friday for the next fic rec post!!!

[our-happygirl500-fan]

Something that I have kind of been wondering about is if Big Mama’s character might have possibly been kind of inspired by two other TMNT characters

In many of the past iterations of TMNT Hamato Yoshi’s past love has been Tang Shen who is either the love interest or wife of Hamato Yoshi, however in Rise Big Mama is the one who is Hamato Yoshi’s past love.

Splinter: Big Mama and I were inseparable

Due to Tang Shen usually being Hamato Yoshi’s past love, it’s possible that there might be some things about Tang Shen that might have influenced Big Mama’s character but there is also another character that I think might have also influenced Big Mama’s character.

It might be possible that Big Mama’s character might have also possibly been influenced by Kitsune as the two characters do have a few things in common.

Big Mama: I do have a splendiferous mystic bubble that you can have. For a price.

Big Mama: We Yokai have existed for thousands of eons

Some things that we kind of know about Big Mama is that she seems to have quite a bit of mystic knowledge as she seems to make use of various mystic items throughout Rise, there is also the possibility that being a Yokai she might also be a few 100 years old.

These qualities seem to be kind of similar to some traits that Kitsune has which make me possibly wonder if some inspiration from Kitsune was possibly drawn when Big Mama’s character was being created.

Leo: I knew we couldn’t trust Spider lady!

Big Mama: I am not one to be outmanoeuvred my turtle boo. Well done.

Another similarity that kind of exists between Big Mama & Kitsune is that they both sort of have a connection to Leo, I have seen a few people call Leo & Big Mama kind of foils of each other as Leo was able to see through her in the episode Bug Busters & outmanoeuvred her in the episode Many Unhappy Returns meanwhile in the IDW comics Leo has a kind of connection to Kitsune due to what she put him through.

People have asked the Rise team about Kitsune before with the reply that they hadn’t given much thought about Karai’s possible mother but I kind of think it might be interesting if Kitsune did possibly influence one of the new characters that Rise introduced.

It might be possible that Big Mama’s character might have possibly drawn a few pieces of inspiration from other iterations of TMNT having been a mystically inclined enemy of the Turtles similar to Kitsune & having been Hamato Yoshi’s past love similar to Tang Shen.

[drewsbuzzcut]

A (very) little blurb for Dallas’ bday!

Warnings: mentions sex

“I love you,” Dallas mumbles breathlessly in Nick’s ear. Her once straight hair is curled up due to sweating on the makeshift dance floor.

The first thing Nick notices is the way her eyes are glossy and the flush dusted on her cheeks. She’s having the time of her life and that’s all he could wish for his girl.

“I love you, June bug,” his finger pulls down her bottom lip, exposing her teeth. The girl lets out a whine, expecting a kiss from her boyfriend.

“Thank you for this party. I’m having so much fun, but I really want a kiss,” she muses, fingers hooking through the loops of his jeans and tugging him closer.

“As you wish, birthday girl,” he whispers, lips encasing hers.

Dallas smiles against Nick’s lips, a small laugh bubbling up her throat.

“We should totally go have sex right now,” she says out loud for everyone to hear, not they’re paying attention.

“Not before we sing happy birthday,” he wraps his arms around her, squeezing her to him.

“Boo! You’re no fun! I’m not even craving cake, I’m craving you,” she presses open mouthed kisses up his throat, trying to get him to comply.

He closes his eyes and gathers his thoughts, because she’s making it hard to do anything with her breathy whines. He cards his fingers through her hair, pulling her head back so he can return the favor to her neck.

“How about I eat the cake you don’t want off your boobs?” He asks into her skin and she breaks out in goosebumps.

“Deal!” She presses a swift kiss to his lips and skips her way back to the dance floor.

a/n: If you have any questions, thoughts, or blurb ideas, send them in to celebrate Dallas’ birthday!

[sgiandubh]

Jottings: Season 7, Episode 3. Bloody newspapers, never get anything right

You will not need any tissues for this sort of dependable wrap-up episode, that probably packs a punch with regard to the books' timeline and helps explain some obscure points to show-only people, like me. Ice-cream is still a welcome side addition (B&J's Cookie Vermont-ster, this week), though: it is, after all, a very hot, sleepless summer in Europe.

Timeline and our attention are split between 1776 at Fraser's (f)Ridge and somewhere around 1978 in Inverness. While there is drama at the Ridge (the fire at the Big House, the Bugs, the Jacobite gold), in Scotland all the emotions of homecoming are quickly turning into a muffled affair, thanks to SS's evergreen DGAF monotony.

Spoiler: Bree's line while seated with Roger on the front steps of a -now- derelict Lallybroch ("I'm really happy right here") sounds and translates exactly like the supremely anticlimactic "I'm your daughter" (The Birds and the Bees). I will never, ever, ever forgive SS for that and I can only be relieved this time it wasn't such a big deal, in the great scheme of things. Or was it?

Unpopular opinion: Claire's Ave Maria fell a bit flat in these Catholic ears. I was expecting more, given the uber-dramatic context, and found it wanting. But this fleeting disappointment was soon enough redeemed with the soulfully subtle wink to Robert Frost's Death of a Hired Man ("Yes, what else but home?/It all depends on what you mean by home. /(...) ‘Home is the place where, when you have to go there,/They have to take you in.’). Immaculately delivered by C. - the woman does understand and feel poetry, and that, my friends, is a rare gift.

John Bell will surprise you in a very, very good way. Puck grew up. I see great things.

The J&C/S&C bubble: unsinkable. Because 'a thing of beauty is a joy forever'. And, it is my absolute conviction (along with Keats', of course) "it will never pass into nothingness".

Overall, we get all the right vibes from fizzled out Season 4 and underrated Season 5 in this episode that brings the Frasers back to Bree & Roger's humble pioneer cabin, for lack of a better solution.

For obvious reasons, I cheered and booed at the 'blood of my blood` scene, featuring C's new sgian-dubh (FYI, the handle fits perfectly in her palm). I admit, I sometimes am a vainglorious cretin (wee joke, Antis), but hey: it's been a while since we haven't seen knives and blades so prominently featured in this gunpowder, treason and plot segment of the saga.

With Vandervaart still off my radar, this rushed transition left me a bit hungry for more. Ever the optimist, I can only hope next week will be bigger, brighter, better and more. And the kilt is back (what's not to like, I wonder), because tee-hee, J&C are on their way to Scotland, too.

Little do they know, however. Onwards!

[saccharinebanquettime]

Hey guys! Haven’t posted in a while but I HAVE been working on some personal Monster High g3 rewrite stuff (mainly the design but..)! Designing them was fun and easy but coloring is a separate type of hell. I have designs that have okay coloring but I feel I could do better on (Howleen and Twyla), designs that I don’t really like the color scheme anymore (Lagoona), and designs I straight up want to redo (Kuma) but here are what I have! I’ll also add some stuff that I changed about them personality wise underneath their respective pictureee

(From left to right)

Draculaura, Howleen, Twyla

Draculaura (sophomore) is still a workaholic obsessed with being study-filled in school and work life. For the most part, she didn’t change much, but she’s more prone to being passive aggressive because of the stress that school and work can bring to her. She’s working on the anger stuff but not so much with taking a break,, (the boo crew is trying to help her don’t worry)

Howleen is also mainly the same as g3. She has a really cute sibling relationship with Romulus and Barkimedes acting as their younger sister who believes she’s the older one (she’s a freshman in my version). She also has a sibling relationship with Clawdeen and helps Clawdeen get around the wolf pack easier. She has a fat crush on Twyla too urrm lesbian??!?? In my universe of g3, there’s also a specific way that the school does the wolf pack hierarchy whatever thing. I’m not going to get too into it, but Romulus is the leader (he’s a junior and lately there have been a gap between leader and second in command with senior and sophomores) and Howleen is under his command, taking notes from him and learning from him as well!

Twyla (freshman) doesn’t have much to her yet, but she’s really fun currently! I have thought of some little gags with her and she constantly having bugs in her hair and her eyelashes always have some dust on them. She usually hides away in the library and she has a fun dynamic with the moth teacher.

Romulus, Barkimedes

I have so much with them I’m not even going to get into it all guys (I am biased and they are my absolute favorite). But they’re fun trust (I’ll make a separate post about what I’ve planned for them in the future maybe). Also they’re dating 😁 (both are juniors)

Lagoona, Gil, Frankie

Lagoona (sophomore) had one of the most dramatic personality changes,,, She’s a lot more airheaded and bubbly now! She can make bubbles from her mouth, she runs a bit weird (it’s always a mindless side to side I love her sm), she speaks slow but not slow enough to where it’s hard to keep up, I honestly love her. She still can get a little crazy and is constantly meat hungry! She is also NOT stupid, she’s very smart and very athletic so don’t take her for granted! She’s apart of the swim team and does tennis as well! She also has a crush on Gil ^^

Gil (sophomore) didn’t get as drastic of a personality change, but his design is a curious one! He’s from a simple but respectably small pond and is based on bottom feeder fish (hence the long mouth and always looking like he’s frowning). Compared to Lagoona, he doesn’t have sharp teeth or claw-like fingers, he’s practically harmless honestly. He’s not that athletic but he obviously does and can swim. He’s a bit of a dork but also charismatic in some ways! I still need to think more about him but that’s what I have

Oh my lord Frankie (sophomore)! They also have a noticeable change, not too dramatic though. The main difference is their Mad Scientist alter ego “Plasma K” that spawn out of them whenever they work on a project or brainstorm. A wild and lightning energetic persona pops out believing that whatever they are making is their new Magnus Opus, the new technology that people will beckon and call after, the new GOD OF THE WORLD! This persona only lasts around 30 minutes to an hour, but my god do they make an impact on everyone!

Toralei, Kuma, Spectra

Toralei (sophomore) hasn’t changed much at all. Something new I’ve added however is a simple rivalry with Romulus and her as well as friendship between her and Heath.

I gave Kuma (senior) a human design because I’ll be so for real it’s lame as hell that he’s straight up just some bear,,, like at least give him clothes. So for Kuma I plan on changing his design and clothing a bit when I redesign this redesign,, he’s based on Teddy bear-like clothes and cabin wear,, Also he likes rocks so much!! He wants to be those scientists that study rocks (I forgot what they were called).

Spectra is a character I’m having horrible trouble with tbh. She’s going to be apart of the morning news crew (when MHG3 adds Honey Swamp it’s OVER for all of you guys I love her I love her) as well as the newspaper club. She died around 1970s ish and has been apart of Monster High for a looong time, basically a permanent member. She is a teen (junior), she will always mentally be a teen. I’m wondering if I can make her lore and involvement in MH less convoluted, but this is what I currently have for her.

Purrsephone and Meowlody!

I don’t have much for them yet,, sorry,, But they do have relationship stuff! At first, Romulus and Meowlody started on the wrong foot but after a while they become great friends! Purrsephone and Barkimedes were friends from the start despite never knowing each other lol. Purrsephone and Howleen become friends because while Purrsephone likes drums to become a professional later in life, Howleen likes them as a hobby! Another thing, their designs are kind of like “popstar” and “rockstar” which I find cute^^

Yeah that’s basically it I am SICK of writing but I really do hope you enjoy my additions!! If there are some criticisms you want to give, just comment and I’ll take them into consideration! Hopefully I’ll make another post with some of the other characters I didn’t show! Ok bye bye

[alexgalaxyboo]

Me and @hyperfixationwizard come bearing Spy AU!Roach headcanons.

He is their tech guy.

He's got a lab where he just fucks around with electronics and shit making all of their cool James Bond-y gear.

Throat mic, is what I'm getting at here, basically.

His nickname probably came from when he was doing a lot more field work because he was an expert in stealth missions and had some sort of weird headset with antennae he made himself.

Also he just really likes bugs. Even now that he's mostly just tinkering in his lab he has a headband with antennae because he's cool and quirky like that because it's my favourite design for him <333

He keeps various little terrariums in his lab and names them after the 141 and co. (I don't know much about bugs so suggestions are Very welcome)

Ghost is some sort of spider called Boo.

Soap is a stink bug called Bubbles (Roach thinks he's So funny for it)

Price and Gaz are both beetles (Taxes and Petrol?)

He and Ghost were childhood friends (met in elementary school or whatever) but Roach moved so they parted ways and met again in a mission after like a decade.

They dated really briefly but figured they worked better as friends and decided to break off in good terms. (Were in some sort of fwb/qpr type thing for a while?)

Also he's probably like aroace (or at least aspec).

Ghost frequently hangs out in his lab when he has nothing else to do but is around base. Sometimes he'll even take miscellaneous paperwork to do there. Yes he has his own office, that's irrelevant.

He mainly sits on the couch and rambles about how gay he is for Soap. Roach would keep around a spray bottle to physically spray him with water if he could but raising the humidity in his lab would fuck with his tinkers.

Instead he has a designated Hitting Ghost Newspaper that he uses to whack him with.

[redrebecca]

Shawn Mendes 

Blurbs 

Pretty

- You tell him just how pretty he is

Drunken Magic

- Shawn does magic: The drunk edition

One Shots (most recent to least recent because the earlier ones aren’t good)

A Mendes Movie Night

- You’re dragged into watching a scary film with Shawn and his mum.

His Muse

- After years of keeping it to himself, he finally confesses who his muse, ‘Mystery Girl’ is.

Fussy Eaters

- Because trying to feed two toddlers is always a team effort. (dad!shawn)

Bubble Baths

- You may have two kids, but it often feels like you have three. (dad!shawn)

Infected

- He’s adamant that it’s not infected but you think it is.

Effortlessly Endearing

- You meet at the Met Gala, where you saved his ass and he saved yours.

Nap Time

- Shawn gets back from a day of press and wants a nap.

Move 

- You get back from a hard day at work to find your boyfriend is taking up the whole couch.

Lost

- Whilst trying to navigate his way to you in your hometown, Shawn gets lost.

Reading Bug

- One trip to the bookstore and Shawn catches the reading bug.

Late

- The struggle of trying to wake Shawn when you really need a lift to a lecture.

Swings

- The story of a relationship that started in the old community park.

Never Be Alone

- A fan asks Shawn why Never Be Alone is on the set list.

Pamper Party

- Shawn wants to know what he’s missing out on.

Dishes to Dancing

- Impromptu dance parties are just another bonus that come with living with Shawn.

Get it Yourself

- Everything changes when he’s left at your house after the guys forget to give him a lift.

Boo

- The game that you two have been playing for months gets out of hand when someone takes it too far.

Potterhead

- You show your appreciation for your boyfriend by bringing him a gift from set.

[miilkybnn]

boyfriends sharing clothes :}

[radiofreederry]

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[theveniceangel]

Dawn Valentine.

Name: Dawnabelle Valentine.

Age: 20.

Specie(s): Human.

Gender: Female.

Pronouns: She/her.

Sexuality: pansexual.

Nicknames: Dawn, Dawny (by Eli).

Headcanon voice: Cara Boo (Caraboo900.)

Likes: Volks, Jezebel, strawberries and cream, sweets, cooking/baking, pastel colors, animals, nature, spending time with her friends, pop ballad or upbeat music, stargazing, helping others, the ocean (Even though she can't swim), drawing, writing, reading, singing, and ice cream.

Dislikes: Small spaces, being scared, Cole's yandere side, bugs (especially centipedes), spiders, being a burden, hurting others, arguing, soap operas (They make her cry), and mushrooms (She thinks they taste disgusting).

Crush, Partner, ETC: Volks (boyfriend).

Oc design based on: No one really?

Parents? Relatives?: Vincent and Fiona Valentine (Mother and Father), Jezebel Jenkins (Bff/sister figure).

Friends: Nimh, Kelby, Eli (next to Jezebel, he's her best friend), Anon, Garrett, Dimitri, Ichiban, Q-Bae, William, Myx, Stirling, Scale, Cashew, Poe, Sven, Cole (kinda?), Seth, Logan, Iro, Mio, Bonnibel.

Personality: Sweet, cheerful, kind, bubbly, optimistic, creative, compassionate, clumsy, naive, ambitious, determined, a bit pushy but means well, charismatic, charming, caring, VERY affectionate (Especially to Volks), humorous, forgiving, brave but can be very timid, and considerate.

Birthday: February 14.

Markings: None.

Abillities: None.

Favorite drink: Strawberry milkshake.

Favorite color: Pink or lilac.

Favorite type of outfit: Flowly dresses.

Story info for Oc: Dawn used to just be an ordinary girl, working in her hometown at the zoo with her bestest of besties, Jezebel Jenkins, but her entire life changed after she accidentally transformed a bunch of men into animals, after she accidentally handed them magically cursed water while daydreaming about a certain someone she'd seen at the zoo that day (You can probably guess who).

She made it her mission to find all the cursed manimals and break the curse, with the help of Jezebel and their new friend Q-Bae.

During her quest, she not only ends up befriending the cursed manimals, but she also ends up developing feelings for Volks, who although not very trusting towards her at first, ends up developing feelings for her as well.

Her life has definitely changed, but it's changed for the better, and although it may be crazy, she couldn't be happier.

Credit to https://crush-crush.fandom.com/wiki/Crush_Crush_Wikia for the references.

[valtharr]

I posted this to the alternate history subreddit and got zero responses, maybe Tumblr is more interested in discussing this idea?

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You ever create an alternate timeline just to indulge in your own nostalgia?

...just me? Okay...

Anyway, for a while now, I've been thinking about an alternate present where present-day sensibilities and everyday life are closer to what they were like pre-2010. Since the biggest influence on modern day life during that time arguably came from the rise of the Internet, social media, and related things, pretty much all of my thoughts center around that.

The point of divergence here is that the Millennium Bug (aka "Y2K") was just as devastating as people feared it would be. Databanks were wiped, machinery failed, there was loads of general unrest as people were falsely classified as deceased, didn't get their paychecks, and other major and minor consequences of their data being either wrong, or gone completely. In some cases, it took years to clean up the mess completely.

This, coupled with the bursting of the dotcom bubble not much later, led to a general wariness and distrust towards anything having to do with the Internet. Businesses might have still been okay with using their homepage as interactive billboards, but it turned out to be almost impossible to find investors or loans if your business directly relied on the Internet. And even those who did get their idea off the ground, failed to find a large enough audience. As such, social media like Facebook and Twitter are barely, if at all, a thing in this world. This is also partly due to smartphones, and therefore smartphone apps, never breaking into the mainstream. Apple could not establish its new iPhone as the lifestyle gimmick of choice, instead going all-in on their iPods, music players that you insert USB drives, and, in modern variants, SD cards into to listen to your favorite tunes. The newest model has three card slots, letting you choose between three different albums on the go!

Streaming, of course, also isn't a thing. No Netflix or iTunes to inspire copycats. Blockbuster partners with Microsoft for their new HD-DVD technology, establishing it as the primary medium to watch videos at home. Sony, meanwhile, focuses its efforts into combining a handheld gaming console and a portable video player. The PSP becomes a huge hit.

But, speaking of video games, online games are an almost negligible market. There's less of a focus on high-end Internet speeds, so playing with friends is an activity mostly relegated to your own home. Microtransactions and subscription services are not a thing.

Some popular websites do establish themselves, but they're far from being as influential and popular as in our world. Youtube stays afloat, but is mostly seen as a place to find new creators, and then follow them onto their own web presence. Very few people manage to make a living off of it, and corporations, TV stations, etc won't be found dead making their own YouTube channels.

Without social media, interactions online are still relegated to message boards and chat rooms, with the accompanying implicit netiquette. Which of course means, everything's still pretty anonymous. Without Facebook introducing the idea of using your real name and photo as part of your online presence (nobody joins a Pokémon fan forum expecting their old classmates to find them there, after all), pseudonyms and avatars rule the day. This, of course, makes it almost impossible for artists to really find an audience, much less make a living off their art. Even if they did find lots of people who enjoy their work, the lack of services like PayPal, Patreon, or Kickstarter, makes it nigh impossible to actually make a profit as an independent online artist. Some find a way, but the concepts of "influencers" and "content creators" never develop.

Amazon fails to establish itself as a major online marketplace. It makes enough for Jeff Bezos to start a chain of brick and mortar bookstores, with the online storefront being more of an afterthought. Most, if not all online shopping is really just individuals selling their old stuff, usually locally.

That's all I really have so far. I'd love to hear some more ideas, maybe things that aren't as tech-centric? Anyway, I hope you enjoy.

[blackholemojis]

(Name anon) That's great! I'm super glad you're feeling better <3 /nr

I'll do the misc words in this one, and then do the names in another ask that you can do whenever you feel like it :)) also if you have any of these already could you link them? /nf

Cringe, stimmy, bruh, boo/boo!, moth/Moth!, bug/bug!/buggies

And also do you have emote faces like :0, :(, :3, :³, :D, etc?

Here you go! I hadn’t done most of those emoticon faces yet, so I’ll put all of those in a reblog, including ones I’ve already done

[ID: the following words written in purple bubble letters: 1) cringe, 2) stimmy, 3) bruh, 4) boo, 5) boo!, 6) moth, 7) moth!, 8) bug, 9) bug!, 10) buggies. /End ID]

[stupid-sloot-headcanons]

You have as you say a "self-insert cringe Mary Sue OC" for Bleach, BNHA, One Piece and eventually for Jjk, fo other media/fandom like Obey me, Fallout or Hellsing? Not hate, just curious :o

My OC for Obey Me is just Sheepy. Just bc I like the image of all the hot characters and then a fluffy sheep with a smug af grin on her face most of the time lol

But yeah here's all the OCs from the top of my head:

Bleach: I forget her name but she's a blatant self insert so whatever lol. High level kido user kidnapped by Aizen because of how similar her power is to the Hogyoku

BNHA: Three of em tho just one (Bella) is a blatant self insert. Bella has a Respawn ability and I paired her with Tomura, Chumani/Fauna is able to replicate any animal or plant ability (but after a while she starts to turn INTO that plant/animal). And Millie/Blanc Slate/Jester, my fave who I paired with Spinner! Her power is just cartoon logic a la Bugs Bunny or Roger Rabbit, and she goes from Hero to slightly reluctant Villain for her boo.

One Piece: Minerva, who has the No No no Mi that has a lot of brain-related abilities (scanning neurological activity, shock attacks with a giant nerve ending, a shield made of huge myelin) who's with Eustass. And my cringiest OCs imo, Etherea and the kids she has with Katakuri. They're crossover OCs from Star vs the Forces of Evil, hence why they're the cringiest lol.

Persona 5: Cavalry (a Southern farm girl, exchange student in the US who joins the Phantom Thieves after defeating her corrupt animal-abusing boss) and Mystic (a mostly mute high school graduate who can use the Metaverse itself to see and sense things, and overwhelm enemies mentally. She can protect her thoughts out loud in the Metaverse and it's the only place she ever speaks)

JJK: Her ability is a kind of curse that renders her immortal, but in the worst way. A powerful demon/curse representing madness itself bonded to her when she was a teenager studying. Her ability can overwhelm others like Gojo's infinite thing, but she really doesn't use it often. She also sees visions and can only speak indirectly via riddles, meaning her visions are accurate but conveying them is difficult. As long as madness itself exists in the world, so will she; if she's killed, she simply bubbles up (literally) into existence. Her bubbly essence form CAN be contained though, if done by a strong sorceror.

And my OCs for Fallout are just New Vegas: Dana Mite and her sister Dinah Mite (who loves explosives)