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Hihi, welcome to BunningChaos' page!
This will be the "Masterpost"
Kindly no reuploading, yknow. Those kind of stuff, like stealing and claiming drawings as your own even if it isn't yours.
I should probably add this, but some basic info on this blog- -I'm kind of, inconsistent with what I post, though mainly Undertale related content. Do bare with me on this aspect -Asks are appreciated! Soo, gimme any! Toss it righhhttt into my inbox!
I'm shoving most stuff like AUs under the cut so this don't take up too much space!
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wow!! two isatscryption posts in one day?! iiiiii don’t know what came over me! i think i considered making a logo a while ago and something about getting an ask about isatscryption just made the brainworms come back full swing. oops!!! at least i got a cool looking logo out of it. plus some alts!!! specifically the steam page and kaycee’s mod versions of the title :3
also aaaa this is the third time i’m saying this but massive thanks to @/error-ego for giving me the file for the inscryption logo!!!! this would’ve been so much more scuffed without their help!!
(also here’s the sketches i made to figure out the composition!! teehee.)



#marshdoodles#isat#in stars and time#isatscryption#in stars and scrybes#inspired a lot by basilpaste’s really cool logos for bun’s aus. i think they look really cool 🩶#my favorite of these is actually the title screen variant (hence why its the first one here)#but everyone seems to like the orange version. im glad honestly that one was such a struggle to get right#also i MEAN it when i say the brainworms came back. i finally wrote up my masterpost after like. a month#prolly not posting it yet though. i need to update it with the links to this and the deathcards#prolly when i wake up?#anyways!! enjoy 🩶
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Alternative Resources
because of the high volume of asks we typically get, we've decided to make a masterlist of alternative resources folks can use. please note that this post will likely be updated and expanded several times, so stay posted for new additions.
If you would like to offer your blog as a resource for others to send asks, or if you know of any helpful resources to add, let us know!
other tumblr blogs: https://www.tumblr.com/traumatizeddfox - a friend in the trauma community on tumblr, founder of a discord support group (listed later) https://www.tumblr.com/agirldying - mod bun's personal trauma support blog https://kokobot.tumblr.com/ - an automated service that allows you to anonymously vent and receive anonymous replies! the people who answer are not trained or vetted so the answers you may get could potentially be harmful so do keep that in mind.
twitch streamers: https://www.twitch.tv/cartoontherapy - this guy (Vince) is studying to be a therapist, his stream combines counseling and cartoons, the nature of the cartoons can feel refreshing but also tone deaf when heavy subjects are discussed so do keep that in mind https://www.twitch.tv/comfortablestranger - certified peer specialist, streams typically have set topics such as mental health in general or the idea of reciprocity in relationships, is also system-friendly (I highly recommend this person) https://www.twitch.tv/justagirllexi - ran by Lexi and her wife Crystal, talks about trans rights, is supportive of queer issues https://www.twitch.tv/linstantnoodles - mental health mondays, he uses google forms to submit messages ahead of time that will be answered on stream https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever - not too sure about this one but it seems he takes calls live on stream, may be more lighthearted if you're looking to talk about heavy subjects so keep that in mind
forums: https://forum.heartsupport.com/ - part of a mental health support nonprofit based in but not limited to the metal music community, there are multiple groups of Support Wall Action Team (SWAT) that comment on each post at set times so responses are consistent https://traumasurvivors.boards.net/ - this is april's own trauma support forum!
support discord servers: https://www.tumblr.com/traumasurvivors/681008940002263040/i-currently-run-a-trauma-discord-server-in-order?source=share - parachute is a server run by April (founder of this blog), DM her for the link https://discord.com/invite/bKUY62FSJN - the den, ran by traumatizeddfox https://discord.gg/dctN57yU - hero journey club offers both a venting channel and group therapy sessions where they all play a particular video game together such as stardew valley, minecraft, and animal crossing https://disboard.org/server/851856291739205645 - the highvergent collective is a 420-friendly trauma support server https://disboard.org/server/666173431943004181 - osdd discord server, very helpful and supportive, especially for questioning systems
some other resources: https://www.7cups.com/ https://blahtherapy.com/ https://www.healthfulchat.org/mental-health-chat-rooms.html
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masterpost || MDNI
Hi! You can call me Noona! I write whatever comes to my mind and atm, I am very much obsessed with CoD and Genshin/Capitano. I am very much open to hearing ideas and just yapping in general, but I also can’t promise that I will write every request.
What I don’t write: fully explicit smut, suicide
Masterlist has not been updated fully. Use the tag noona.writes to see everything I’ve written!
Masterlist:
POLY 141 X READER:
Goddess!reader x poly 141
2. Baker Reader x poly 141
part 1 + part 2
3. Sick!Reader x 141
4. Bunny Owner Reader x Poly 141: Matchmaking Buns
part 1 + part 2
5. Chubby Reader x Firefighters 141
6. Expiration Date Concept
7. Stage Manager Reader x Magic Mike 141
8. Chubby Reader x Monster 141
part one + part two
9. Lavender Marriage AU
part one + part two
10. Abused Reader x Poly 141
part one + part two
11. Dark Romance Reader
12. Haunted House Shenanigans
13. john catches you making out with one of his men
14. spoiling them when they return from missions
15. False Accusations Concept
16. going to them for safety + guard dogs
17. kittens named after their titles
18. Poly 141 x Farmer Reader
20. Poly 141 x Neighbor reader
21. Clubs and Oiled men
22. Vampire 141 x Blood Donor Reader
23. Bodyguards 141 x Sick Reader
24. Poly 141 x Protective Reader
25. Shared-Wife trope
26. food: no1 source of comfort
27. anasthasia
28. Dragon John Collecting Chubby Reader into His Hoard:
p1 + p2 + p3
29. arranged marriage
30. harpy 141 grooming harpy reader
31. Chubby Burlesque Reader x 141
32. Reader with a Terrible Past
33. Self-Sacrificial Reader
34. Vampire Poly 141 x Reader: Late Night Hunger
35. yandere 141: bro-zone edition
36. 141 x big, tall fem reader they mistake for a man at first
37. 141 x Hacker Reader
38. Scuba Divers 141 x Mermaid Reader + super lovely art by @grombs-blog <333
39. mafia 141 x singer reader
40. 141 x recluse reader
41. 141 x Protective Reader:
p1 + p2 + p3
42. Guards 141 x Princess Reader
OTHERS:
Bite kink with Soap
Yandere Capitano + part two
Bundad Simon
harpy Gaz x wingless reader concept + oneshot + more
moose Konig
rugby player simon x ballerina reader
divorced but obsessed simon x reader
Ghoap angst concept
simon x family traditions
Horrible konig concept
john price x single mom reader
simon and a certain someone grieving your loss
from simon's girl to his missus
johnny's supportive nature
you came/you called
lipstick testing
Big eater simon riley
house-trained Simon Riley + p2
bear price x chubby reader, winter day
Simon Riley x reader: non-sexual smell kink
Raven Hybrids Simon x Reader
"As beautiful as the day I lost you"
John Price x Soldier Reader who wants to be wife-d up
Dukedom 141 Masterlist
CoD Omegaverse
Roommate au masterlist
Until the Last Loop
Here Comes the Sun + p2
Witch of the Woods
Bakery/Coffee Shop au
Fae Duke(King)dom au \\ different take
ANONS
WIPS
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The Haunting of Danny Fenton, p5
masterpost please no crit or editing, I know there are mistakes. this migraine is on day 7 and killing me <3
Danny swiped his finger over one of the hanging crystals in the waiting room window of Marvelous Mina’s Spiritual Nexus: or, in other words, the old, tiny, craftsman building that was crammed between two mid rises that Wilhelmina Aleshire had inherited from her grandmother several years ago.
There wasn’t any sort of spiritual nexus in the place. Mina was actually completely inept at conversing with the dead (Danny excluded). What Mina was unusually skilled at lay in the realm of psychic readings, specifically those involving divination such as tarot and oracle cards. She was also quite good at reading living people.
(Danny might have been a little jealous of that.)
Danny had first stumbled upon Mina and her ‘nexus’ when they were both dealing with the same ghost: him from the spirit itself and her from the bereaved widower of the man. Working together had wrapped things up quite quickly. It had also actually been enjoyable.
Mina was weird, energetic, and curious. It was an overwhelming combination at times, but other times it was just perfect. It was especially welcome when Danny got into a slump of some sort, usually between jobs or partners or when he wanted to kill and then end an annoying new roommate.
Not that he would ever do that.
(But Brad came damn close.)
A crying woman came dashing out through the curtain that separated the foyer waiting room from the sitting room that Mina used for her readings. She wiped dramatically at her eyes as she got to the door, heaved a massive sigh, tossed her hair back, and headed back out into the world.
“Wow. What did you tell her?” Danny asked, not even turning to look at Mina yet, though he knew she would be standing at the open curtain on the edge between the two spaces where old, cracked black and white tiles met darkly stained hardwood painted with hena style flowers.
“Oh, you know, the usual thing people hate to hear; it won’t work out between her and her current boyfriend,” Mina said. She dropped into the seat next to Danny, and he finally turned to look at her. Her mass of dark blond hair was piled up on top of her head in a sort of gibson girl bun that looked effortlessly, messily stylish. Mina was good at that—being effortlessly stylish in a disheveled sort of way. She brushed back her bangs and continued. “He’s actually already being set to be engaged by his family to ‘someone proper’, which he’ll give into for the inheritance—which is all she was after anyways. She’ll get over it.”
“Something something fish in the sea,” Danny said. He reached out and plucked a petal from Mina’s hair. It was from a bright orange zinnia. Mina’s favorite.
Mina hummed. “And how is your fishing going, Mr. Fenton?”
“Currently in an absolute drought, no where to fish around here.”
“Danny, you live in San Francisco. A bi man such as yourself is not allowed to say there is no fish around.”
Danny scowled, “No fish that don’t want to eat me and spit me out.”
“I mean…”
“Not like that!” Danny explained, a quick blush rising on in his cheeks. “I meant like, viciously.”
“I mean…” Mina repeated with a lascivious smirk.
“I regret coming to you for help.”
“No,” Mina whined, drawing out the word. “What help? Do you have a new ghost problem? What sort of help do you need? Danny, let me help!”
Danny managed to glare at her, but only for a few moments before he relented with an over wrought sigh. “Fine, you can help. Can we go talk now or do you have another appointment?”
“Not until four,” she said. She took Danny’s hand and practically dragged him through the door to the right and into the private section of the once stately home. “Which tea do you want?”
“Dealer's choice. Whatever tea you think is best for a weird talk about a weird ghost,” Danny said. He had his favorites of Mina's diverse tea selection, sure, but she had a way of always choosing the best blend foe the day if he left the choice to her.
She narrowed her eyes as she studied Danny in a way that always made the back of his neck itch. He put up with it dutifully, but relaxed noticeably when she nodded and continued them on to the kitchen.
The room was painted a warm, coral orange. The color should have clashed with the the pale blue cabinets and pale butcher top counters, but instead it just worked. It was very Mina.
Danny sat at the table and idly scratched Hubris on the head.
Hubris was Mina’s ancient grey cat. He had one single golden eye left and used it to glare pitifully at whoever was near until the pet him. He also purred like a wood chipper.
“So give me the deets,” Mina demanded once she had set down the two cups of tea.
Danny sighed and took a sip of his tea. “They’re different. It’s not like they’re made of smoke or mist, it’s like they’re full of static. And they don’t look dead either. I actually—I finally got a got a good look at them this last episode.”
“I don’t like the way you say ‘episode’,” Mina said. Her eyes narrowed over the top of her tea cup.
“You shouldn't,” Danny said with a frown as pulled out the sketch and unfolded it. “They’re seizures, I think? Not like I’ve gone to a doctor about them. I don’t think ‘the ghost person touches me and the world goes technicolor kaleidoscope’ would go over well with a medical professional.”
Hubris opened his one eye with a snort as Mina’s cup clanged down onto her saucer.
“Seizures?! Danny! What the f! You can’t just mess around with seizures.”
“You can say fuck, Mina, we’re both adults,” Danny said dryly.
She leaned forward. “I will throw my tea at you, Danny, unless you explain.”
“But I can’t exactly. They’re not a regular ghost, and I’ve never had anything like this happen before. Mina, look. They look alive.” He turned the drawing around to face her and slid it her way. “I drew this after the episode yesterday. I saw them so clearly. Their eyes had a spark, their skin was healthy skin with a flush and everything, and I even think they breathed. I don’t… Mina, I’m worried that they’re not a ghost.”
Mina picked up the sketch carefully. Her brows were furrowed. “But if they’re not a ghost, why are they contacting you?”
Danny shook his head. “No, if they’re not a ghost, how are they contacting me. And why am I their only option?”
“Fuck.”
“Pretty much. But that’s why I’m here. I want to try things a different way. I want you to try and read for them, Mina.”
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Me, the ultimate Lily apologist, understanding Nadja enough to know she would be a hater kdjhfdk. Throwback to the very beginning of the comic!
My Familiar's Ghost Masterpost Masterpost 2
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ID: 1. Waist up of vampire Guillermo hugging Nadja from behind with a contented smile, eyes closed. Nadja whips her head around to look at him with a confused snarl, asking, 'Why are you hugging me?!' Guillermo replies, 'Because you saw me when I was invisible.' 2. Repeat. Nadja's hands have dropped from their startled flight to cover Guillermo's at her midsection. They both look back, Guillermo in annoyance and Nadja in confusion, when Colin Robinson pops into frame with a smile and says 'The Princess Diaries, 2001.' 3. Full body of Colin and Nadja sitting on a couch, Guillermo cross-legged on the floor in front of them, as they all watch The Princess Diaries together. They are all wearing pajamas; Colin in a beige striped set and slippers, Guillermo in a blue striped set, and Nadja in a pink Victorian nightgown with her hair up in a bun. Nadja is pointing at the TV and demanding, 'She should just kill this bitch of a friend already!' Guillermo bats a hand upward at her without taking his eyes from the screen and says, 'Nonono, Lily's cool, they make up. It's very relatable.' Nadja shoots back, 'They better do it quick before I rip those stupid pig's tails from her stupid head!!' Colin is sitting with his legs crossed at the knee, texting with a contact called 'Stu-bear' on his phone. He types, 'What would you think if I grew giant sideburns?' Stu writes back, 'Hmm. I mean. Is it just the sideburns or w/ hair? I like you bald.' /end ID
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Main Masterpost | Support a disabled creator
Series Summary: A slice-of-life series of former DEA agent Javier F. Peña turned husband of his wife. This series serves the purpose of letting you into the intimate bits of how he falls for you to you giving him a beautiful family. Life with Javi is a fun, lighthearted, supportive, and sexy adventure ❤️
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Giggles (Drabble) 🔥💓
Ring 💓
Bee (Drabble) 💓🌧️
Open 🔥💓🌧️🚩
Public 🔥💓
Yes 💓
Baby (Drabble) 💓
Fever 🔥💓
Tension 🔥
Trying (Drabble) 🌧️🫂
Crazy🚩🔥🌧️🫂
Bun (Drabble) 💓
Rough (Drabble) 🔥
Nerf 🔥💓
House 💓
Cravings 🔥
Unreasonable (Drabble) 💓
Needy🔥💓
Firstborn 💓🌧️🫂
Solace (Drabble)🌧️🫂💓
Longing 🔥💓
4AM (Drabble)💓
Parents💓🌧️🫂🚩
R&R 🔥💓🫂
Loss 🌧️🫂🚩
Greet 💓
Girl 💓🌧️
Cher (Drabble)💓
Meadow (Drabble)💓
Ofrenda (Día de Muertos Special) 🔥💓🌧️🫂
Anything (Christmas Special)🔥💓🫂
Lovey-dovey 💓
Honey (Drabble) 💓
Jealousy 🔥
Sand 🔥
All Roads Lead To Someone 🔥💓
Baby names (Drabble) 🔥💓
Terror 💓🌧️🫂🚩
Marks 🔥💓🫂
Fight 🔥🌧️🫂
Visit (Drabble) 💓
Lazy 🔥💓
Heat 🔥
Where I'm Supposed To Be (Christmas Special) 🔥💓
✨Brave💓🌧️🫂
Mouthful 🔥💓
Nails (Drabble) 💓
Heat Of The Moment🔥💓
4.0 🔥🚩
Te Quiero (Valentine's Day Special) 🔥💓🫂
Return 🔥💓
Reassess 🔥🌧️🫂
Comfort (Drabble) 💓🌧️🫂
Routine 🔥💓🌧️
Father's Day (Drabble)🔥💓
Mess💓🫂
Asks:
The Peñas and Halloween
Couple Questions
How old is Hubby?
Is Wife Latina?
Hubby coming home after girls' night
Is there an age gap?
Other:
Hubby Inspo Tag
Tiktok Tag
Sims Tag
Sibling headcanons
Funny headcanons
Angsty headcanons
Hubby and Wife's text messages - part 2
Spotify Playlist
A gif that shows how Hubby looks at reader in Fight.
50 NSFW questions for Hubby
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The Carmines
Hazbin Masterpost
Heavenbound AU
Design notes under the cut, plus human designs!
These ones were a little tough because there's not really a canon time period they're from, as far as I'm aware. I ended up running with 1940s, because I needed to commit to something, and I guess the 40s was it.
--Carmilla--
Design:
--Color pallette- I wanted to use a steely cold grayscale, but include an accent color. I stuck with this for all three of them.
--hands- I didn't like how bulky canon made her arms, so I just altered them to be more aesthetically pleasing to me. It balances with the rest of her design better, imo. The main idea is that she was an arms dealer, so her arms were enlarged.
--hair- I did not like the horn styled hair. Her daughters have actual horns, so I wanted Carmilla to have real horns too. Her hair is now in a bun because it feels like a more businesswoman look, as well as being reminiscent of a typical ballerina hairstyle.
--outfit- the shapes on the canon dress is just a tad too complicated for my liking. So I wanted to simplify them a bit. So I tried a few different things. I tried things more similar to the stereotypical tutu, but it didn't feel right. So I eventually found a blazer that felt right. It had just enough of a 1940s powersuit vibe while resembling her canon look and hinting at a skirt.
--ballet- she clearly has a strong ballet theme. I spent far too much time trying to understand how the leg wraps work. But I got it mostly worked out.
--ice skates-One thing that I do not understand about canon, is that they gave this character plot relevant bladed feet, but didn't make them ice skates. Ice skates are literally blades strapped to feet, and can be deadly.
Many figure skaters will have a ballet background, because the skills translate decently well. So I am making her an ice skater too.
--Background--
Life: She was an ice skater and ballet teacher, and two of her students were Odette and Clara. Their biological parents were either out of the picture or abusive, so Carmilla started treating them as if they were her own daughters. They all emotionally adopted each other.
Life got a little difficult during WWII, and Carmilla ended up taking advantage of the weapons market. Particularly the black market. Not sure how a ballet teacher ends up doing that, but whatever. She has a shady background, I guess.
She's Latina, but I don't have a specific nationality in mind.
She's in hell because she was in the weapons smuggling business. And also I think something happened to Odette and/or Clara and she killed the perpetrators in revenge.
Death: I haven't decided. Either early 1950s or mid 1960s. Cuz that's just what my instincts say. Probably died in her 40s or 50s, so she has that "mom of young adult children" vibe.
Afterlife: She made it her entire purpose to protect her "daughters". Everything she did was to make their life in hell as palatable as possible.
She got into the market of weapons manufacturing. Since hell is full of people who like using weapons, it was very profitable for her. She's only recently discovered the potential of angelic steel with the help of Odette's scientific curiosity.
--Odette and Clara--
Ballet: Both of them are ballet themed because of their relationship to Carmilla. Swan Lake specifically because it is very famous. And Odette is the name of the main character. Odette is a white swan, while Clara is a black swan. BUT, their roles do not match Swan Lake's Odette and Odile. Clara does not parallel Odile, who is the secondary antagonist in Swan Lake. (Except that maybe she is used by her father to do bad things, but idk).
All three have thematic parallels because of their familial bond, despite not actually being related. Demonic features in sinners are not hereditary. They're determined by life circumstances of the individuals, but sometimes the relationships they have will give them similar features. (Angie's family are all spiders because of the nature of their mafia involvement)
Odette and Clara turned to Carmilla as their parental role model because their actual families were awful.
Swan Lake vs Science: Odette is Swan Lake themed because of her name and ties to Carmilla. Canon minimizes the ballet theme in favor of a scientist instead. So, I feel that implies her interest lies in science. But I wanted to emphasize the ballet aspect and give her clear swan design elements. Her hair and dress is feathery, but the dress is also reminiscent of a lab coat. I removed her glasses in favor of the face mask design. Doing both was too cluttered.
Clara was harder to pin down since we don't know much about her. But I went with black swan to match with Odette. She is similarly feathered.
Life: Odette didn't really want to do ballet, she wanted to be a scientist. But her abusive parents forced her. She was a victim of forced dieting to achieve the ideal ballerina figure. Odette tolerated it because of the relationship she developed with Carmilla and Clara. She eventually went to college and majored in science. Not sure what she did to end up in hell. Maybe she killed someone, idk.
I don't have a clear idea for Clara, because I only have the swan lake motif to go off of. Not much canon info. But her family situation needs to be bad so she gets attached to Carmilla and Odette.
Death: Haven't solidly decided on anything. Probably in their 20s. There's just not much canon info for me to base anything off of. I'd have to take some pretty significant creative liberties. Even if I go a completely different direction than canon, I still like having more canon info to use as a springboard.
Afterlife: Again, not much on Clara. Odette is involved with the research and development of Carmilla's weapons manufacturing business. It was her scientific curiosity that led to the discovery of angelic steel's potential. It's still a recent development, so it hasn't been incorporated into their products yet.
I thought they introduced the angelic weapons a bit too quickly. I wish they'd let us get more familiar with what happens when characters are killed in not-permanent ways. Why do they avoid getting hurt as if it's actually a threat to them? What is regenerating like for them?
Human designs: I wasn't super committed, so they haven't gone through much refining. Carmilla is in her arms dealer business outfit. I gave Clara something called a "Play Suit" because her canon outfit does not fit the time period I was going for(1940s).
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PICK A CARD: What you need to look out for
Hello and welcome to this reading! Here I will tell you what you need to look out for. I hope you enjoy this reading!
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The extended version of this reading can be found on my patreon, the link of which is here

Pile 1:
You need to look out for people who might not have their best intentions out for you. There is a person around you that act like they’re your friend but talk about you in a way to others that would make you believe the complete opposite. The things that are talked about behind your back aren’t gut wrenchingly awful, but it is not fun anyway, and it is something you know. Another thing you should look out for regarding this matter is whether people are around you because they like you because it’s you, or like you because of a different reason. Of course, liking someone for specific reasons in itself isn’t bad but there are a couple of you who have people around you because you seem ‘useful’ to them, something that isn’t necessarily a good base of a friendship. You deserve to have people around you who like you just for who you are, and nothing else.
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Pile 2:
Make sure that you have some money saved up. I am not talking about thousands of dollars/other currency you might have, but saving up some will do you well. There are going to be moments in the future in which you suddenly need to have some money; for some of you this will be a sudden trip, for others it might be certain things breaking down and needing to buy new ones, or being stranded somehow and needing to order a cab home. Whatever it is saving up some money will help you prepare for whatever event that will take place in the near future. For the people who cannot save up much, if not at all; do not worry. Saving up a little is good too and will help you in the near future as well. For the people who actually cannot save up due to their financial situation, do not worry either; whatever is going to happen, there will be a solution which will bring you the positive outcome.
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Pile 3:
This is going to sound incredibly silly but make sure to look out for the sky. There is going to be a moment in the near future where there might fall something from it. This isn’t going to be a whole piano or anything; but you can imagine possibly a branch falling, an incredibly hard nut falling, or a bird pooping in the sky and it landing on top of you. Whatever it is that is going to happen make sure to look out for such possibilities; it might even let you avoid it completely. Even though, compared to the other piles, this is the least of worries you could have, it is still something nice to know beforehand and possibly avoid. If you question on how you can avoid or look out for such a thing, you can maybe wear certain kinds of clothes, or put your hair up if you decide to take a walk in the forest or something (a bun on your head surely lessens the fall of things that might otherwise be a bit painful).
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Dp x Dc Prompt - Crying beyond Space and Time
JLA got an anonymous tip from the magic community about a pocket dimension holding one of the dangerous beings opening up in the middle of the US.
No one expected the Pocket dimension to take up residence in an abandoned church. Once they arrived at the entrance a tall red head in a nun's outfit was there waiting for them.
Her teal eyes looked at them up and down before gesturing to them to follow her. Once they were inside a tall man with black neatly tucked into a low loose bun closed the door behind them. The inside of the church gave a galaxy type vibe, even with the stained glass windows depicting human history they could see the stars and planets that were light-years away from earth.
Once they reached the center of the church, a younger girl dressed as a younger nun with white and black pigtails was standing over a coffin. In the coffin was a boy with white hair, he was asleep but every time a league member looked at him they could hear sobs and whispers.
Batman finally had enough and asked where they were. The red head simply turned away and set a white lily on the boy in the coffin.
"You are the only ones who can save him."
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For the sentence prompts! Hope you are doing well Cas💜!
Begging for forgiveness was the only option at this point
A/N: Used the sentence at the end instead!
When Mark burst into the chief’s office, you had your top half hanging off the sofa, a lollipop in your mouth. You stared at him upside-down for about five seconds while you waited for him to speak.
“Mark Sloan is having a baby,” he finally announced, a very slight edge to his voice.
You blinked, then heaved yourself up and turned towards him.
“Y/N says congrats,” you said, your words garbled around the sweet in your mouth.
Mark reacted immediately. He shut the door and pointed an accusatory finger straight at you. “Don’t play coy with me. I know it was you.”
"Me?"
"You started the godawful rumour suddenly floating around the hospital!"
“I have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about.” With expert skill and practice, you sat back and crossed your arms over your chest. When Mark’s glare intensified, because you absolutely had an idea of what he was talking about, a corner of your lips quirked upwards and you pulled the lollipop from your mouth. “Maybe you should go back to your baby mama.”
Mark chuckled dangerously and rubbed his hands together. “Y/N, sweetheart. Peanut. Little worm. You’re dead.”
He made a move, lurching towards you, and you stood on the couch, brandishing the lollipop like a weapon. “Hey. Hey! Now you know what it feels like!”
“What what feels like?”
“It’s your own fault for making it so believable!”
“What what feels like, Y/N?”
“To have your life ruined!”
Mark scoffed. “This is because I put dye in your shampoo? Temporary dye, Y/N, it was temporary dye!”
“My hair was green for a week!”
“Everyone said it suited you!”
“Because you told everyone it was my choice!” You narrowed your eyes at him as he put his hands on his hips. “I’m not sorry. I’m never gonna be sorry. You’re a dad now, congratulations. Hope you’re a better father than you are a fake uncle.”
The surgeon’s jaw dropped. “Okay, now, that one hurt.”
“Not as much as your penis hurt when your baby mama broke it for getting her pregnant.”
Mark's eyes widened. He’d thought the pregnancy rumour was enough—God knew he’d had his fill of those—but there was more? Really, he should have expected it. This was Y/N Shepherd he was talking about. The only person who could one up him.
Suddenly forgetting his quest for revenge, Mark thrust his face in his palms and slumped down on a chair by the desk. “Anything else I need to know about?” he mumbled, wincing in anticipation of the answer.
Before you could smugly offer one, the door opened once again to reveal Richard. His eyes quickly roved the room before landing on Mark. He crossed his arms over his chest. “Why am I being told you’re taking extended paternity leave when the twins have barely been conceived?" There was a brief silence before: "Congratulations, by the way.”
You snorted.
Mark groaned.
Richard rose a brow. “Or…commiserations?”
Mark turned wide, befuddled eyes on him. "Webber, you think it’s true?”
Richard, perplexed, glanced between you and Mark. “It’s not?”
“No!”
Richard shrugged. “Congratulations, then.” He left the room only to pop his head back in a second later. “So, your…”
“Is all in working order!”
“Right. Bye.”
Mark turned to look at you, a gleam in his eye that you recognised all too well. You bit your bottom lip, still standing on the couch. “I told you it’s your own fault for making it so believable.”
He stared. Hard. Then, in about a second, he vaulted himself towards you. You clumsily leapt over the back of the couch with a squeal, falling to the floor with a thud but not caring in the slightest as you scrambled to make your escape.
“You wanna tell me who I’m having these twins with?” Mark asked, making a wild grab for you and snagging the hood of your sweater.
“A cafeteria lady! You thought her buns were top notch!”
Begging for forgiveness was the only option at this point.
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send me the first sentence of a fanfic and i’ll write the next five, except i don’t know when to stop writing so i guarantee there’ll be more than five
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✨🪽🐍"Still not talking..."🐍🪽✨
It's been a long time since I haven't shared one of my WIPs here!
Our dear @itsscottiesstark wanted a redraw of the MS&DT picture below as Aziraphale and Crowley, so here we are: my first try for a Beardziraphale with my S3 Archangel suit, and my S3 Duke of Hell Crowley (first time I publish something about his final suit!)
Can't wait to colour this one and... maybe add a very special background... we'll see <3
See yaaaa! 😊 (details about the WIP below the cut!)
Linktree - Masterpost - Ko-Fi - Prints of my Art here!

I reversed the original picture so I could draw Crowley's tattoo (and so I had to rethink a little the curves of his hair (half-bun Crowley, my beloved)
Re-used my S3 Archangel Battlesuit from my previous Ineffable Frames, and trimmed a little bit his beard and made MS's hair a little bit more like Aziraphale's hair, but longer
The S1 Chained Necklace (the one Crowley wears in Season 1 but not in season2) is back as a decoration for my Duke of Hell suit. Since there is a fandom theory about this chain = Crowley wearing it only when he is a servitor of Hell.
Tag-list (ask in comment to be add if you want to be notified next time I publish my Good Omens arts and WIPs! A lot of secret work is almost done and is coming!!!)
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can you reference where one could find more about the parallels between the human versions of the gender swapped characters. when you showed that green haired girl is fern (blew my mind) you mentioned other people have posted who else is who but i cant find it. thank u
I guess I'll put together a masterpost of all the genderswapped cameos.
Two one-headed two-headed ducks.
Ash and Wildberry Prince
Fern, Hot Dog Prince, and a Banana Guard.
Abracadanielle.
Starchy. She still has her moustache.
Queen of Ooo.
Unknown; people have suggested she might be genderswapped Donny.
Lemonhope.
Unknown, but she sounds like she's voiced by Niki Yang.
This is not Leaf Woman, it's the genderswap of a new character who appears in episode 2 later when Simon is walking home from his quest with Finn.
More Banana Guards.
More original characters, I think. They appear as fairies on Simon's walk home.
Cinnamon Bun.
Butterscotch Butler.
Hunter Wizard.
LSP.
The Lemongrabs and their camel.
Ice Queen.
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Like Betta Fish Do- Final Part
WC: 3359, Masterpost
“The response to the article has been great— better even than we had predicted,” Tim informed the various family members as he joined them at the breakfast table, tablet in hand.
Jason glanced up from his porridge to look his little brother over. The eye bags were a little dark, but not to the point of concerning yet, at least not on Tim. Still… “You weren’t up all night running numbers, were you?”
“I slept, I just woke up early.” Tim said defensively. “Besides, it’s best to get data like this when it’s new. It allows me to compare the first reaction to the long term response and see if there are any shifts.”
“Good data gathering is important,” Jazz agreed, “but so is taking care of yourself.”
She set the bowl of porridge that she had just finished adding toppings to in front of Tim and blatantly stuck a spoon in his hand. Tim blinked down at the food for a moment before shrugging and taking a bite. Cass, smiling in amusement, handed Jazz a fresh bowl.
“Best news is,” Tim continued after he had swallowed, “that everyone thinks Danny is, and I quote, a ‘Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure’. I mean, that’s not really a new opinion, but the new article really cemented it.”
“I don’t know how to take that,” Danny said after a pause.
“I mean, I’d just be glad to not be a poor little meow meow,” Duke said as he leaned over to look at Tim’s screen.
“The big change,” Tim continued and tilted his screen for Duke to see better, “is that public opinion of Jason has recovered. It was always solid in Gotham, we get it here, but outside of Gotham people were really having some issues with how quickly Jason pressed the button. Danny going on record to say that he asked Jason to press it— that he knew that’s what he was saying— has made a real difference.”
That was good news, but something about the way that Tim was presenting it made Jason tense and he had to purposefully relax his grip around his spoon. “What’s the bad news?”
Tim glanced over at Jason for a moment before looking back down at his tablet. The way he chewed on his lip pretty much assured there was bad news.
“Tim,” Jason pleaded. He got they were all trying to protect them while Danny was still recovering, but he needed to know, “just tell me. I’d rather hear it here from you than out there on the street.”
“There’s a small, and I mean really small, group that claims we made Danny say those things,” Tim explained with a grimace. “It got dug up that Danny’s on a Wayne Inventors’ Scholarship. They’re saying that we threatened to pull the scholarship if he didn’t clear Jason.”
Maybe it was best just to set the spoon down before he bent it in half.
“We don’t publish those names,” Bruce commented, a heavy frown in place as he joined the breakfast table, own tablet in hand.
Tim nodded. “I know.”
“I’ll look into who at the school may have leaked that information.”
“I mean, it could have just been a classmate?” Danny pointed out. “It’s not like I’ve gone around shouting it to the heavens or anything, but, like, I haven’t kept it a secret how I ended up suddenly mid degree in the program.”
“It could have been,” Bruce acquiesced, “but it still bears looking into. Even if nothing comes of it, reminding the school of how they’re bound by FERPA hardly hurts, not with you returning to classes in a week.”
“Yeah that’s going to be… yeah,” Danny said with a sigh.
Jason leaned over to wrap his arm around Danny’s shoulder and brush a kiss against his temple.
“I’ve got to leave in a few days too,” Jazz said apologetically.
Danny nodded and leaned further into Jason. “You’ll be careful?”
“I will.”
“She will also have assistance in that matter,” Alfred said. The clink of the fresh plate of hot cross buns was a firm period on his declaration.
“That’s a sweet thought,” Jazz managed after a moment, “but I do live in a different state.”
“That is hardly an issue, Miss Jasmine. Master Richard will accompany you for the first week to simply make sure that everything is both secure and calm. When he is certain you will be well, he can make his way back easily enough,” Alfred explained. When Jazz opened her mouth to protest, Alfred held up a staying hand. “Miss Jasmine, I assure you it is not a hardship. You are family now and we very much look after our family. It would do all of us well to know that you are safe and sound.”
“Yes, family now,” Cass agreed as she made a grabbing motion at the plate until Tim passed her one of the buns.
“I, well…” A faint blush spread across Jazz’s cheeks. “I guess if it wouldn’t be a problem? And if you’re okay sleeping on the couch, Dick? We’ve only got one actual bedroom in the place, we use the other as an office for us both.”
“Hey, a couch isn’t the worst place I’ve slept by a long run,” Dick chirped. “But if you’re feeling guilty, I’ll taking getting to pick the tunes on the drive.”
“Don’t do it,” Jason said, an attempt to save Jazz that hell. “Seriously, not worth giving him that power. His music tastes are atrocious.”
Dick pouted. “They’re fabulous.”
“No, Jason’s right on this one,” Tim said.
“If Drake is agreeing with Todd, I am afraid that one has to accept there is some truth in the statement,” Damian interjected.
“Baby bat, no,” Dick whined.
From the look he aimed Dick, Damian was unmoved by the plea. “While you have a great many skills, Grayson—”
“Thank you.”
“—your taste in music, fashion, and other matters of culture is not one of those skills.”
“I’m wounded. You wounded me Damian, my baby bat, so cruel… so callous,” Dick said as he basically melted down into his chair.
“Keep up such antics and you will have a true wound to worry about, Grayson,” Damian said with a sniff.
Jason chuckled. “Ah, it’s not breakfast at the Manor without a threat of violence.”
Duke leaned around Tim to look at Jazz. “You still have time to run, Jazz, you don’t have to be part of this family. You can still get out.”
“Hum, I don’t know. Give me a Creep Stick—”
Multiple people looked at Danny and mouthed ‘creep stick?’.
“—and I think I can manage. Besides, none of the food has come back to life yet so it’s a better breakfast than I had most of my childhood.”
In the following silence, Bruce very carefully set his tablet down and folded his hands on top of it. “Food that came back to life?”
“Lab safety was just sort of an ignored suggestion in our childhood home,” Danny said.
“They kept samples in the fridge,” Jazz continued. “It sometimes had… unexpected results.”
“I don’t know, I think after the tenth time the hotdogs come ‘alive’ it’s an expected result,” Danny argued dryly.
“Good heavens,” Alfred declared softly. “And… the Dr. Fentons did nothing?”
Danny just shrugged. “I ate at school or out with my friends a lot.”
“No wonder you’re so pint sized,” Dick cooed.
“Hey!”
“You are, fish. Just a little guppy,” Jason teased. When Danny grumbled, Jason only pulled him closer.
“It really was just the way things were,” Jazz said, apparently still trying to soothe the table. “We know it’s not normal now, but that was just life at the time. It almost made more sense when there were actual ghosts around haunting Amity Park— and I don’t just mean Danny.”
“Boo.”
“Oh, yeah! You still haven’t shown us your ghost form,” Steph pointed out.
“But only if you’re up for it, dude, like… physically and emotionally,” Duke cut in quickly. “You don’t have to show us if you don’t want to.”
“Oh, I don’t mind. I mean, it was strange showing Jason the first time— showing someone who knew me as Danny first,” Danny said, “but, like, there are times when I want to be in that form. I even get restless if I go too long without changing over.”
“Or sometimes he just needs something off the top shel-oof,” Jason winced as Danny elbowed him hard. “Hey, I’m just speaking the truth here.”
“You’re the one who used me instead of a step stool to hang cameras,” Danny said with a perfectly sweet smile. “But anyways, yeah, it’s no issue to show you all! You might want to cover your eyes though, it’s a bit bright.”
“Bright?” Dick asked, right as Danny transformed.
It served him right if he was left blinking away spots.
“Oh wow, your lights are totally different like this,” Duke said, leaning forward to peer at Danny.
Danny peered back. “Lights?”
“Oh, sorry, I’m a meta, I see… like, after images of stuff, kinda You’re all sorts of wild like this,” Duke said, waving a hand at Danny.
“And inverted,” Tim pointed out.
“Oh, yeah, it seems to be a thing with halfas? Like, I was wearing a white with black hazmat suit when I died and the inverted version was what my ghost form was in for ages. I’ve learned to make changes to it since, but it’s easier to stay close to that original form.”
“Easier, how?” Bruce asked. He was clearly brimming with questions now that Danny was talking about ghostly matters, but he was obviously trying not to ask everything at once.
Tim didn’t seem much better in his eagerness.
“Oh, hum, there’s this resistance? Think of it like trying to pull apart two things that have been glued together. If you have the right solvent or heat or tools you can do it, but you have to have that and you still risk damage if you don’t go carefully. So small changes are easier. Also what um, role I’m in changes things.”
“Fascinating,” Bruce murmured.
“Wait, hold up,” Dick interrupted before Bruce could ask a follow up. “If you’re a halfa and Jason is a halfa, does this mean that Jason has a ghost form too?”
Jason had to resist pushing his chair back as all eyes spun to him. Sure this was his family, but that single minded Bat focus was still intimidating.
Cass tilted her head. “Like Duke said, only if up for it.”
“It’s just, I haven’t… transformed yet,” Jason said. He tried for a casual shrug and felt like he had missed by a mile. “We had to wait for my core and everything to form first.”
“But you could transform now?” Tim asked curiously.
Jason glanced at Danny.
“I think you could,” Danny said. He was floating a little above his chair now. Casually, as if it was odd, he crossed his legs and leaned forward onto them. “Your core is strong. You aren’t having the power issues I did, but you aren’t trying to go through this when a teen either. Question mostly is if you’re ready to try.”
Did he want to try?
Jason didn’t know. Part of him wanted to. Part of him wanted to be able to experience this aspect of being that Danny experienced— to experience it with Danny. Another part of Jason was still afraid. It still felt like the final period on everything that had happened with the Joker all of those years ago.
But maybe it was time to put that period on it.
Maybe it was time to let go.
Maybe it was time to live.
“I’d… I’d like to try.” At least if the worst happened he’d have his family here with him. One of them would be able to talk him down from a panic if he came back as Robin.
“After breakfast, Master Jason,” Alfred said firmly.
“Yes Alfie.”
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“So… how does this work?” Dick asked.
They were gathered in the gym— originally a room converted for Dick’s gymnastics and since expanded to have various workout gear— on the bright blue mats. Danny was still in his ghost form and drifted in a lazy circle around the group. Jason and Jazz paid him no mind, but Duke and Steph kept glancing at the ghost.
“Well, I mean, when I was a teen I had to say a catchphrase and everything, but I was a lot more in flux at that age so it was all harder. Now it’s much more like just… taking a breath and jumping.”
“Yeah, fish, I’m going to need you to be a little more specific than that,” Jason drawled, his attitude a thin veil over his nerves.
Danny stopped, hovered in front of Jason, and gave him a chaste kiss. “You’ll be okay,” he whispered.
Jason gave a terse little nod.
“Really,” Danny continued, “you’ll be okay. Close your eyes and take a few deep breaths.”
Breathing slowly through his nose, Jason focused on the feeling of Danny’s cold fingers against his cheeks.
“Now feel for your core. Think of what we saw with Frostbite— the fire, the ash, the movement of it. The light of it. Think about how warm it is there under your sternum. Even in this form, it’s part of you.”
Jason let out a breath slowly, feeling his chest fall with it. He focused on that warmth that nestled itself just under skin and bone. He thought about how it had looked in his hands, destructive but full of the promise of life.
“Keep a focus on your core, but think about how it feels to fly through the air as Red Hood. Think about that moment when you’re at the height of a swing and gravity doesn’t seem to matter. Now let go of all of that and fall. Your core will catch you. I’ll catch you.”
Jason gasped. His knees went out under him. He couldn’t breathe.
No…
He didn’t need to breathe. There simply wasn’t that demand on his body. Everything was just… calm. Static. Still. And he felt so warm. He hadn’t been this warm since before he had died only to wake up cold and alone in his own grave.
Jason looked down at his own hands. They were a dark ashen grey and when he flexed them, soot flaked off and scattered. The bat symbol— his bat symbol— glowed molten orange on his chest. He wasn’t in his Robin costume.
His knees felt weak for a second time, but he still didn’t fall. He looked up into Danny’s fanged grin. The other was holding him up by the elbows. Danny had caught him, just like he promised.
Danny's slow grin only uncurled further. “Hey there, hot stuff.”
Jason let his head fall back as he groaned at the joke.
“Nope, you’ve gotta deal with my puns because wow you really took the whole lava core thing to heart, didn’t you?” Danny said, looking Jason over. “Not that you aren’t totally rocking the look.”
“Really?” Jason asked. It was odd to hear his own voice come out modified from the black mask, deep but without the mechanical edge his Red Hood mask did. Steam escaped from the mask at the filters, swirling up into the still air.
“Payback for months of fish jokes,” Danny said and met the glowing red eyes without an ounce of shame. He drew his hands back along Jason’s arms from where he was holding onto his elbows. Jason could feel cold run along his arms and he held back a shiver. “You good to stand?”
Jason nodded. He felt fine now, weird, but fine. “Yeah, I am. Just… this is a lot different.”
“I know,” Danny said easily and a little sadly. He squeezed Jason’s wrists before letting go and drifting back. Without warning, he plunged his hand into his chest to find his Tucker™ phone.
“What the fuck,” Steph whispered from the sidelines.
“Hey, it’s an easy way not to lose things,” Danny said, “and you need a special phone to be able to handle stuff in the ghost zone so I just keep it on me.”
“In you.”
“Same diff,” Danny said with a shrug. He floated back enough to get all of Jason in the frame and snap a photo.
Jason took the phone carefully as it was passed over to him. That was him. He didn’t know what to think of it all yet, but that was him— as much him as Jason or Red Hood were him. This form certainly drew from his current Red Hood uniform, there was no question of that, not with the face mask and hood, but the coat was longer. The end of the coat ended mid thigh in drips and drops of bright red lava that turned to rick black ash and drifted away. The drips gave a clue to the make up of the rest of the coat, an oddly, roughly iridescent black that glowed bright on edges and seems. Inside the hood was almost blindingly bright.
“It’s definitely a look,” Tim said.
“I like it,” Steph interrupted. “You’re going to make the bad guys shit themselves.”
“Miss Stephenie,” Alfred sighed.
“I didn’t say I didn’t like it!” Tim grumbled. “I guess I just didn’t expect it to be so… otherworldly after Danny’s form.”
Danny shrugged and tucked himself into Jason’s side. The coat sizzled where Danny touched it. “I’m really the odd ghost out. Most of them are much more dramatic and themed to their obsession or core.”
“I think it is impractical. There will be no ambushing anyone when you glow in such a manner,” Damian sniffed.
“Jason’s ghost form isn’t for taking on criminals, Damian,” Bruce said. Jason knew B was thinking it through though from the slightly constipated look on his face.
“I guess with that coat you could totally say that look is dripping,” Duke said and then reached over to high five Dick as Cass signed ‘fire’ dramatically.
“This is your fault,” Jason let Danny know, “the puns.”
“They were like this when I got here,” Danny said, repentantly. “Come on though, open up.”
“Open up?”
“Your mask,” Danny said, tapping on the hard black surface. “I bet you can retract it. Just think about it pulling back and tucking away.”
Jason frowned under the mask but Danny was right before, so he took a breath and tried to picture the mask collapsing on itself and pulling back behind his neck.
The air of the room felt cold on his face.
“Oh, wow, your hair’s inverted,” Dick said, “just like Danny thought it would be. That’s almost more wild than the outfit.”
Jason reached up self consciously to tug at what must now be a black lock only for Danny to catch his hand and kiss it lightly.
“There you are. It took me a long time, but I finally found you,” Danny said.
“Found me?”
Danny gave a little hum. “Yep. Found that ghost whose haunt I crashed into all that time ago. Who would have thought I’d go from being worried about how angry your haunt felt to actually getting to know you like this— getting to know all of you. Getting to see you.”
Danny drifted up just a little more, just enough to press their lips together into a kiss. Icy cold met magma hot and Jason closed his eyes to sounds of cat calls and ‘steamy’. His siblings might be damn annoying, but they weren��t wrong, the kiss was literally steaming.
“Careful or you’ll be smoked salmon before you know it, fish.”
“I don’t know, I think I’d put up with it for you. You know why? Because I lava you,” Danny said with a cackle of laughter.
Jason rolled his eyes, but pulled Danny into another kiss. He had better get used to the puns, he supposed, but somehow he thought he would manage. He thought he would manage because he was no longer just a dead boy, because he had his family around him supporting him, because he also loved Danny. They had not only their afterlives, but their whole lives ahead of them.
And Jason… Jason was determined to live.
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AN: And here we are... done! I hope you all enjoyed every moment of this fish's adventure, the love he found, and the life he helped give back! It was a journey for sure, and it took me longer than I expected, but I am ever so grateful for you all being along for it! I'll update ao3 tomorrow!
Stay delightful, darlings!
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Claw Clip Hairstyles Masterpost
Remember that claw clip hairstyle that came with the laundry day stuff pack? Yeah, I fell into a little claw clip hair rabbit hole and ended up finding many similar ones because I needed some low effort hairstyles for the next generation of my legacy. I thought it might be useful to create a masterpost right away since I was sorting them out. So if you need a claw clip hairstyle, seek no further because this list just might contain the ones that you need!
*Edit 7/28/23: I've added a few more hairstyles I found.
Jamie hair | Matilda hair | Jazmine hair
Borboleta hair | Brie hair | Hadid hairstyle
Signy hair | Lia hair V1 | Lia hair V2
Hudson hair V2 | Hudson hair V1 | Sally hair
Trinity bun | Clawupado hair | Valentina hair
Ambrosia hair | Lucy hair | Gia hair
Matilda hairstyle V1 | Matilda hairstyle V2 | Christie hair
Matilda hairstyle V1 | Matilda hairstyle V2 | Matilda hairstyle V3
Zenais hair V1 | Zenais hair V2 | Willow hair
Tess hair | Kali hair | Perrie hair
Sooa hair | Serena hair | Montay hairstyle
Kelly hair V1 | Kelly hair V2 | Miriam hair Bohemian
Miriam hair Straight | Lydia Hairstyle | Ditto hair Strands
Ditto hair Flowers | Ditto hair Braids | Ditto hair Braidsflowers
Jenny hair
Also check out the other hairs from the creators in this post: @marvell-world @oakiyo @candysims4 @aharris00britney @simcelebrity00 @okruee @greenllamas @yolonaw @dogsill @wsyzxkw @isjao @kamiiri @serenity-cc @vernonsvault @simstrouble @arethabee @casteru @gegesimmer @zurkdesign @sashima @sunivaa
Tagging just in case any of these blogs like to reblog masterposts: @sssvitlanz @mmoutfitters @mmfinds @love4sims4 @emilyccfinds
#the sims 4#ts4#sims 4#the sims#simblr#maxis match#ts4cc#sims 4 cc#ts4 hair#sims 4 hair#ts4 masterpost#sims 4 masterpost#ts4 lookbook#vaniepost
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The Making of Ellie - Part I: Baby-Making
Series Masterpost | Main Masterpost | Support a disabled creator
A/N: This DILF!Joel piece has rotted my brain for 24 hours straight. I have had absolutely no break from thinking about this, and it’s never been easier to write something.
Summary: A look into how you and Joel’s relationship is going two years in. Joel’s POV on his never-ending love for you and his extreme baby fever.
Pairing: Joel Miller x f!reader/you (no y/n)
Tags: +18 Smut (MDNI!), Joel’s POV, domesticated Joel Miller, Sarah makes an appearance!!!, tooth-rotting love and fluff, they’re crazy about each other, talk about birth control and ovulation, pussy eating (joel is a cunning linguist), fingering, bit of praise kink, dirty talk, bit of body worship, breeding kink, daddy kink (if you squint real hard), slow and sensual piv sex, intense orgasms, creampie, God they are in love
Word count: 4k
Link to this work on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49183051
Song inspiration(!!!): Too Lost In You by Sugababes
Baby-Making
Joel comes home from work around the same time each day now — and it’s never after dinner time. He has made it his mission to make time for Sarah and you, cut down work since you moved in, because two working adults living in the house means that he can slow things down.
His health has improved, his mood too, his fatigue has practically gone and Sarah has had more time to just be a kid, started playing soccer again, and has even taken up coaching the little league team now that she’s 16. It’s good for him. You are good for him. For both of them.
He loves it. He takes the afternoon post-work ritual very seriously. Always texts if he should pick something up from the grocery store. Sometimes brings you flowers too, remembering that one time you’d said that you didn’t actually mind the cheap cellophane-wrapped bouquets.
It’s interesting to him how natural it feels for him to slip right into domestic bliss with you because he never thought that he would get there again after Sarah’s mother. On top of it, he never considered himself a gentle thing, but after you, it’s like you kiss the calluses of him away. He is nothing but gentle now, even in his roughness.
He throws the keys onto the side table by the front door after arriving home, shrugs off his jacket, and bends down to take off his boots. The sound makes you appear in the doorway. Joel notices that you’ve changed into gray sweatpants and a tank top with a strawberry on it since arriving home, basically removed anything from you that is professional and uncomfortable. Joel loves you like this because he is the only one who gets to enjoy you like this; relaxed and beautiful, hair in a messy bun on top of your head and fuzzy socks on your always-cold feet. He smiles at your radiance, then pads across the floor to kiss you hello.
There’s something in your eyes; a flicker of mischief as you grab his wrist to look at his watch. With a grin that nearly sets his heart into overdrive, you hold his hand up so he can look at the time too.
“It’s five minutes past,” you tut.
“Right, but I got ya something,” he says, reluctantly turning away from you to rummage through his jacket pocket. He fishes out a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup and you immediately snatch it from his hands, holding it close to your chest.
“Gremlin,” he teases and you stick out your tongue at him, “No needa hide it. ‘S too sweet for me anyway.”
“I shall save it for later then,” you walk to the kitchen and open the top cabinet that holds the mugs. You stand on your toes to reach into the very back, shirt riding up just a little, and stash the chocolate cup for later consumption.
“Hidden from Sa-rah, the candy thief,” you purposely pronounce her name wrong for dramatic purposes. Then you lower yourself onto the soles of your feet again, not bothering to pull your top down again. Joel watches the slight reveal of the dimples on your back.
“Right,” he chuckles.
Dear Lord, he loves you so much that it is ridiculous. In a way that makes the future look better than it ever has because it’s no longer filled with uncertainty. He knows what’s going to happen; he’ll build a house for the three of you, he’ll marry you in the Texan spring and he’ll give you as many babies as you want. He’d do it all today if he could.
“How was work?” You interrupt his thoughts by wrapping your soft hands around the nape of his neck, resting them there. You have rosy cheeks, feel warm against his skin, with love radiating from your fingertips.
“Good, told Tommy to handle the next few clients. Some hotshot guy comin’ into the office tomorrow,” Joel tells you, wrapping his arms around your waist and tugging you closer. He thinks that you don’t actually care about any of this, but there’s no indication of boredom on your face.
“He building a castle or something?” You ask.
“Somethin’ like that. Guy’s filthy rich but not from his own doin’, looking at blueprints at the end of the week. Should be interesting,” he continues, “Not that you care about that.”
“I do actually like hearing about your job,” you kiss him on the lips, peck them repeatedly until he cannot help himself and lifts you up to hug you tight. His arms rest along your back and his hands on your sides, fingers sprawled out underneath where your bra had been in the morning. You must’ve taken it off too. He loves you comfortable.
“You just love my hands,” he retorts, nose against your cheek, “Don’t deny it. I see right through ya.”
“It’s definitely not completely wrong,” you admit when he sets you down again.
You walk back to the kitchen, too tempted by the knowledge of what is in your kitchen cabinet. You only take half, proclaiming some bullshit that you have to watch out for your blood sugar since one can never know when it’s going to get you.
Joel rolls his eyes, following you, “I can give ya some sugar.”
“Joel Miller!” You pretend to look shocked. He tastes the peanut butter in your mouth, pushes you against the counter.
“Gross,” a teenage girl’s voice says.
“Oh right, Sarah’s home,” you announce sheepishly.
Joel pulls away to look at his daughter, “Hey kiddo. How was school?”
“You don’t care about that,” she smirks, “But if you must know, it was fine. No homework.”
“That don’t sound like Mrs. uhhh…”
“Green, it’s Ms. Green, Dad,” Sarah says dramatically as she moves across the floor to put on shoes. Her tone turns taunting, “Go ahead and make out with your girlfriend. I’m going to soccer practice.”
“Have fun, Sarah! We’ll have dinner ready,” you chime in.
“See ya, honey.”
The door closes behind her. The house grows quiet for a moment, but then the mischief is back in your eyes, “She’s seeing a boy.”
Joel nearly gets whiplash, not sure why his pulse spikes. He trusts his daughter to make good decisions and has taught her how since she was just a baby, “Nah, she ain’t. Just said she’s going to soccer practice.”
“Joel,” you sigh loudly, “It’s Tuesday.”
“So?”
“She has practice on Thursdays.”
“Christ,” he runs a hand over his stubble, tries to keep his composure, and ignores the urge to send her a text.
“But you know what?” You’re back in his personal space, tugging at his arms to make him hold you close again, “Such a fun coincidence. I’m also seeing a boy.”
Joel can feel the tension seeping out of him in an instant.
“Really? ‘Cause I’m seein’ a girl. She’s real pretty,” he wishes that he could show his past self how tooth-rottingly sweet he is being with you because he’d hate it. Though if past-Joel found out who he was treating like this, he’d instantly become a goner just like present-Joel is now.
“‘S her sweet tooth, unhinged behavior that I love the most though,” he continues.
You whine in his arms, lean your head back and it earns you a kiss on your neck, “Don’t be like that. Not when I’m ovulating. I’ll climb you like a tree.”
Oh.
Oh.
It may seem innocent but Joel knows this is how you play dirty. It suddenly explains a lot. The sweatpants, the rosy cheeks, the way you glow, no bra, the cravings, why Joel wants you so bad.
Joel wouldn’t say that he is controlled by biology, and he hates the men trying to argue their way out of acting like cavemen. But looking at you right now in your stupid strawberry tank top, knowing that you’re horny and ready because your body wants to make him a daddy... Joel’s head swims.
Something shifts in the air. You can see it on him, but Joel assumes that you wait for him to act on whatever is bubbling up in his chest and below his belt.
And act, he does. He distracts you with deep, long kisses until he can snatch you up from the ground and carry you upstairs. You squeak out a giggle but don’t fight back, enjoying the freedom of being alone with him.
“That’s why you’re so fucking sexy,” Joel says after placing you on your shared bed. He is already shedding himself of his shirt, undressing hurriedly to get close to your skin with his own as quickly as possible.
You crawl back on the bed, untying the strings of your sweatpants and yanking them down your legs. You match his urgency, but still decide to tease him, “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
“Shut your mouth,” he yanks the rest of your pants off as soon as he is naked in front of you. He throws them in the pile of his own clothes, “You know exactly what I’m talking about, dirty girl.”
You’re just about to take your top off before Joel stops you with a hand curled around the hem. He knows you’re sensitive at this point in your cycle, but it’s not why he wants to keep it on, “I love how cute you are in this shirt. Keep it on like this.”
He crawls properly onto the bed to demonstrate and tugs the shirt up over your tits so he can still see the stupid animated fruit on the front. Afterward, he tugs your panties down your legs and off your feet. He will swear to a higher power that he can even smell it on you, sweet like strawberries and honey between your legs and it makes him feel like an animal.
He has had baby fever for a while now, even told you his plans on giving you a whole bunch of babies and you’ve merely giggled at him, especially when he told you that twins don’t run in his family, but he is sure that nature will give him a whole litter with you.
“Want me to eat you out?” He asks to which you whimper and nod. He doesn’t give you what you want right then and there, instead climbs up to cradle your head in his hands and gives you a long, slow kiss. He sucks on your tongue, hums into your mouth, and gets you worked up and wet before he’ll treat you right.
“Tell me,” he says when he breaks the kiss, nosing along the bunched-up fabric of his new favorite top of yours. He sucks at the skin between your breasts, places open-mouthed kisses along the swell of the left whilst cupping the right.
“I want you to eat my pussy,” you moan softly, running a hand over his hair as he licks a nipple. You slide your fingers into it, but you don’t tug at it unless you feel like you need to hold onto it for dear life.
“God, you’re the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen,” he growls before going further down your body, his spit leaving a shine where his mouth has been, “Can’t believe I own these tits.”
He goes further down, lets out a satisfied noise when he can see between your legs, “—and this pussy.”
“Yes, it’s yours, fuck, baby,” you sound delirious already, happy and eager to be touched, on the verge of a giggle even, “Joel, need your mou—“
You gasp loudly into the quiet bedroom. Joel has covered you with his mouth, eyes almost rolling back into his skull at the taste of your ripe cunt. He is too lost in you, a complete idiot with how head over heels he is for you, and he shows it by devouring you like he is starved.
“Baby!” You cry out, sensitive, “Fuuuck— just like that!”
He watches your thighs twitch in his peripheral, holds you down by placing a strong hand just below your belly button, and uses his thumb on said hand to pull the hood of your clit back. He sucks the little now-hard nub into his mouth, sending you into a state where he is unsure if you can even sense the sheets underneath you. If you had superpowers, he surely would’ve made you lift off the bed as if you were possessed.
He bobs his head a little, probably looking obscene as he hums against your clit and wiggles his head too. He looks up at you through his lashes, sees the red flush on your chest, and knows that you are close. Christ, he hasn’t been this into someone before.
“I’m gonna— you’re gonna make me—“ you say like always, announcing your departure from reality. He keeps going, feeling your stomach jump in a stuttering manner underneath his palm with how uneven your breathing has become.
“Fuck, I’m coming!” You sob with a yank of Joel’s hair and suddenly your thighs are shaking violently without your control. Joel can feel you coming before you announce it, your cunt clenching rapidly against his lips and your clit pulsing in his mouth as he sucks your folds into his mouth. You taste so good as a gush on slick smears his lips and chin even more. He laps it up.
You push him away when he gets too much, and he turns his head to kiss your inner thigh. You finally release the giggle that you’ve been suppressing, drunk on dopamine and Joel falls in love with you a bit more.
“You’re fucking incredible,” you say. The hand in his hair slides down so you can affectionately run your knuckles over his cheek. He responds by gently rubbing your thighs, soothing you on top of putting such strain on your heart and your breath. You hum, “I love you so much.”
Without warning, he smacks your thigh and you sit up straight. He grins, “Love ya too, sweetheart. Think you can give me one more before I fuck ya?”
“Jesus, what’s gotten into you?” You ask genuinely as you lower onto your back again.
“Wanna fuck a baby into you,” he replies, voice an octave lower than normal. He senses your shiver without having to look at your face, “Please. Wanna get her red and puffy so it fucking sticks.”
You let out an involuntary moan at the idea. You want this as much as him, he hopes, and he slides two fingers into your neglected pussy whilst he waits for the green light to fill you up. He crooks them upwards, fingers the spongy spot that only seems to have been discovered by him, “Lemme in. Lemme come in you.”
You’ve been off the pill for a while with the reasoning that it wasn’t doing any good for your body. Joel had stocked up on condoms since then, actually filled the top drawer of his nightstand to the brim because honey, we’re young and healthy, red-blooded Americans. But it had planted the idea in his mind that he could potentially knock you up, and suddenly the stash of condoms was being used rapidly.
“Okay,” you say with a half-moan, “Fuck, okay.”
Joel immediately sits up on his knees, still fucking you open on his hand. You squirm underneath his touch, trying to get a hold of your breathing this time, holding eye contact with him as he drags another orgasm from you.
It is much less hurried and a lot more intense, muscles clamping down on his digits rhythmically as you bite your lip and close your eyes with a soft gasp. He can’t decide if he finds this more sexy.
“Did you mean it?” He asks as he trails kisses up your belly. He kneels between your legs and places an elbow on either side of your chest so he can hold both your breasts in his hands. He squeezes them together, sucks on a nipple until you sigh deeply, and then watches them bounce back into place.
“Yes,” you say and your voice doesn’t sound unsure at all, “Fuck yes, I want your babies. Wanted them since I saw you. Want you to make me a mommy.”
“The prettiest momma out there,” he says, euphoria evident on his face. He slides his arms underneath you, rests his head on your breasts, and hugs you close to his chest, “Wanna fuck ya.”
“Please,” you say softly, spreading your legs open for him but he has other plans. He releases you from his arms to sit up again, spreading his knees a little. His hands wrap around your ankles to lift your legs up onto his shoulders, your feet behind his ears. He leans over you afterward and bends your flexible legs backward until the front of his thighs are against the back of yours. He can go deep like this, fill you up with his come how he has wanted to for months.
He takes hold of his cock, eases it inside of your spent and warm cunt inch by inch. You feel incredible around his dick without a piece of rubber separating the two of you. He can feel the head of his dick nudge at your cervix, moaning quietly as he is engulfed by your wet, pulsating heat.
“How are you still so fucking tight?” He groans, resting his forehead against your calf as he gives you a moment to adjust to the stretch. He knows he is big, gets a thrill out of how well you take him each time as if you were made specifically for him. There had been one time where he’d called you a trooper, and you had laughed so hard with his dick inside you that it had made him come.
“You feel so big like this,” you say as you look down between the two of you, already sounding out of breath. Joel kisses your calf repeatedly and softly, trying to soothe your overwhelmed body.
“Goddamn. You’re so sexy,” he praises, placing both hands on the sides of your head so he is hovering above you. He finds your hazy eyes, “Look at you.”
He gives an experimental roll of his hips that makes you whimper, both hands reaching for the backs of his knees. You hold onto him, staring up into his eyes with that siren-like look in them, and then you moan softly.
Joel starts fucking you desperately at that. He doesn’t hurry though, keeps his hips’ movements slow and sensual to have you moaning and gasping ever so slightly at the intensity. He knows he could just give in and fuck you rough and fast, but the heavy-lidded gaze that you are giving him with your mouth hanging open is too good to spoil.
“Joel,” you cry but it’s barely audible compared to what he sometimes drags from you. He can feel your nails dig into the flexing muscles of his thighs, creating half-moon shapes in the flesh. He switches to a rocking motion, and it sends your eyes rolling into the back of your head. You moan with your bottom lip between your teeth, “Mhm—“
“I know, baby, let it out,” he can see your pulse jumping wildly underneath the sensitive skin of your neck, feeling the heat of his orgasm pool at the base of his spine. He needs to be closer to you.
“Lift your legs down to the sides,” he tells you gently, thrusts coming to a halt and him realizing that you’ve heard absolutely nothing. He repeats himself, waits for you to follow his instructions, and then hooks his arms underneath your knees.
Joel gets closer to you by resting his weight on his elbows, his own body on top of your slightly contorted one. You reach for him, grabby hands in the air until he allows himself to be pulled in for a kiss. You cradle his face, make him feel safe in your arms.
“I love you, baby,” he breathes deeply. The new position gives him an opportunity to reach deeper inside of you, and it’s accompanied by each upward snap of his pelvis causing his cockhead to push into your g-spot. It makes it difficult for you to continue kissing him, eventually simply breathing into his mouth as he has you speared on his dick. Never once do you let go of his face, thumbs on his cheekbones, and tip of your nose against his.
“I love you,” you whisper, unable to catch your breath. Joel can feel your walls flutter around his dick, threatening to pull his own climax from him too soon. You pant, eyes burning, “You— baby, shit… you’re gonna make me come.”
“Yeah?” He speeds up a little, carding a hand through your hair and gently tugging on the bun. He coaxes you, “Gonna milk my cock into you? Make me a daddy?”
“Yeah,” you whimper wantonly, tightening your legs into his sides as you try moving with him, “Yeah, baby. Gonna make you a daddy! Fuckfuckfuck. Ah— I’m, I—“
Joel doesn’t know if he’s ever made you come like this; without all the muscle and rough touches, without the fast-paced snaps of his hips and the foul taunting from his mouth of how dirty you are. But come you do, with your brows furrowed, gaze on his and a controlled breathing that suddenly becomes erratic and uneven after you let out a high-pitched cry.
“That’s it,” he admires you, “So good f’me.”
You clamp down on his cock so hard that he sees stars, fucks you through each convulsion of your cunt. His mouth drips with filth as he works himself toward his own pleasure, “You make me so fucking horny, baby. Wanna knock— ngh, wanna knock this pretty pussy up all the time. Give ya a whole fuckin’ litter.”
He tips over the edge not long after, heart pounding in his chest and the sensation in his balls tightening. He releases with a groan, settles deep inside of you to make sure he doesn’t waste a single drop. His orgasm pulses through his cock, swirls in his belly, and warms the small of his back.
“Fuuuck,” he pants. He carefully removes his arms from underneath your legs before he collapses, allowing you to stretch out underneath him. You look completely fucked out, gasping feebly as he teasingly gives you another thrust before pulling out.
You wrap your arms around him as he falls onto you, nose against the shell of his ear. He can barely lift his head when you speak, humming into your neck that vibrates as you talk, “You think other people have sex this good?”
“Nah, ‘s why everyone is so fuckin’ miserable, why they gotta build mansions with their parents’ money,” he murmurs.
“Stop thinking about the hotshot client in bed,” you tease as you cradle his head in your arms, lifting your legs to wrap them around his waist. It seems you cannot get close enough, “You should only think about sticky, sweaty me.”
Joel finds that he doesn’t care about sticky, sweaty skin and you feeling like a furnace after three orgasms. He lays with you like this for a while, sure that you’ve drifted off to sleep at one point, until you push at his shoulder, voice back to your normal pitch as the post-orgasmic bliss has faded slowly, “Gotta pee.”
“Sure,” he rolls off of you. The sight of your waddle to the bathroom makes him smile, eyes following the way the fleshiest part of your ass and thighs jiggle with each step.
When you’ve closed the door behind you, Joel finds the strength to rid the bed of the dirty sheets and start dressing again. He’ll have a shower before bed, he decides, ignoring the sensitivity of sliding on boxers and jeans again.
Hurriedly, he bounces down the stairs to the kitchen. He gets the rest of your peanut butter cup, places it on the nightstand with your clothes right beside it.
He checks the time. There’s no point in trying to cook something up for dinner if Sarah is home from ‘practice’ soon, so he goes down into the kitchen to order pizza, heart thrumming in his chest as he hears you shout a thank you from upstairs at the discovery of the other half of your favorite snack. He is happy. So so happy.
Especially as he writes ‘pregnancy test’ into his Notes app shopping list.
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