#but not good as in i like him

[flower-power3487]

not enough people love indycar on here so i’d like to pop in and say that i am Very Glad their racing season is starting again (i cried when i watched qualifying and idk why) and give my comments on the whole affair because i, like most people on the internet, enjoy sharing when no one asked for it.

but like that shit was wild!!!! two airborne cars, 6 race leaders, and a rookie with the first name sting ray (can’t decide what i think about that yet—i’ll have a definitive opinion by the end of the season). i don’t understand f1 so i can’t really argue that one is better than the other but i’m fairly certain that nothing that crazy happened at their race

but scotty mac and romain grosjean??? scotty does not mess up like that! i was standing on the couch yelling at that point (it scared my cat away) because what was that?? and my hatred for alexander rossi and scott dixon was fueled further because they did better than josef newgarden, a man i have loved for almost as long as his wife, whose engine was inspired by bus bros (yk cuz explosions); it was very punchy.

anyway. i was hoping for a penske or arrow mclaren win (except alexander rossi bc i am a hater) and instead marcus ericsson won. i like him so i wasn’t mad, but i was mad that scotty fricking wrecked himself. he was gonna go to the moon 😞

also i felt bad for rinus veekay bc he was continually screwed by josef newgarden but i also found it to be quite silly. obviously it wasn’t silly for rinus but josef was just kind of existing. i feel like rinus hates him but would never say anything about it. he silently fumes at josef’s success or something idk

AND THERES MORE (i can talk about indycar and its drivers for a billion years)!!!! pato o’ward’s social media was so hilarious. he’s so real for using this emoji 🤬 i use that emoji when i talk about alexander rossi and scott dixon 🤬🤬🤬

also can we talk about will power’s consistency?? i feel like scott dixon (🤬🤬) is the only one who gets credit for consistency, but will power was there. if i’m not mistaken—which i may be—will power finished in the top 10 in every race last year. he had more podiums than anyone else (9–alex palou and josef newgarden had second-most with 6) and it showed; that was how he won the championship. he only won one race, as opposed to the five wins of his teammate, and still beat him because he is consistently good. i can remember going to the indianapolis grand prix in 2017 (i thought it was earlier than that but accordions to wikipedia it was 2017) and sleeping through the entire race, waking up to find that will power had won. “good,” i said. “i wanted him to win.” up until my first 500, will power had won every indycar race i attended. he might not have the championship numbers that scott dixon has, but his other numbers say enough—5th most wins and highest number of podiums. his p7 finish on saturday wasn’t his best—not by a wide margin—but he was the best of team penske and that’s enough for me. anyway that’s it folks 🤗

[kochei0]

I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon

[bahoreal]

obsessed with this

[kavaleyre]

• The Hanged Man •

“Compared to what Falin went through? This is nothing.”

[mo-mode]

AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percy’s dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percy’s dad so now he’s like “YEP ol’ Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your mother’s eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my cover”

Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like “how on earth did I dodge THAT bullet”

[greykolla-art]

Charlie: “I’m so glad my most villain-coded friend is at full power again! 🥰💕”

*throws this to you angst goblins like raw steak* ❤️

(No I will not do a part 2!❤️)

[setaflow]

Gay pride happens in June and gay wrath happens whenever hbomberguy drops a 3+ hour video essay about a specific topic

[chloesimaginationthings]

In every FNAF universe William Afton can't count

[hattersarts]

drew some book!husbands. they feel like they've taken more traits from each other than the show.

[1alchemistart]

dont got much to offer for The Holiday but have these sillies!

happy valentines day :D

[ink-the-artist]

Video game I saw in a dream. It was in this low poly style like an older video game. You play as this character I think was meant to be a lamb, or maybe a weird mix of a lamb a mouse and a rabbit, (while not really looking like any of those things) and you’re running away from a wolf. Your objective is to last as long as possible before the wolf catches and eats you.

The house you’re running in is endless and bizarrely put together like most building interiors in dreams are (like the infinite toilet dream dimension on Reddit lol) the layout of the house is pretty detailed, you can stop and hide in places like closets or bins while the wolf looks for you, you can go up and down stairs and into rooms etc.

You never actually know where the wolf is or how close it is to you until it appears in your line of sight, it makes no noise and the game gives you no way of knowing where it is, and it’s pretty unpredictable it doesnt move at a consistent pace. When the wolf catches you there’s an animation showing it eating your character

[unpretty]

growing up the rule was we were allowed to be openly disrespectful and rude to dad, but only if it was funny. if it flopped then we would have to endure a lecture about where we went wrong and what might have made it funnier. or, alternately, he would just say, "oh yeah? well i fucked your mom" which there aren't a lot of comebacks for.

[yooo-lets-go]

Opinions on Phillip Graves?

Wtf is a kilometer???

[golyadkin]

it's because i wouldn't let you kill the bounty hunter isn't it

[catmask]

sometimes while i think about that while a lot of adults did not treat me very well as a kid i also get a lot of 'in hindsight this person was so good to me and i didnt even realize it until now' as an adult. today i was thinking about how the first anime convention i ever went to was when i was 10 and i asked the man working the manga cafe what manga was/what a good place to start was (because the con was very overstimulating for me and i had gotten lost) and he asked how old i was before recommending yotsuba and asking if i wanted any water or something to eat. its really simple but theres a lot of bad things that couldve happened or he could've been careless in his recommendation, but instead yotsuba has remained one of my favorite manga for years, and probably a large portion of why i continue to read manga as an adult... i think adults who try to involve kids in the world safely/kindly even in little ways make so much more of a difference than they ever really know.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

while we wait.

may i offer you all a pubby?? lil bby barns?