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#but then u have to stand back and be like wait thats like all straight white men nvm
jobesbabe · 3 months
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my forever valentine / TAA
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summary: trent surprises you after training with something that makes your valentines day that much more special
warnings: established relationship, fluff
a/n: hi! new to this still but please leave feedback and requests because they’re always appreciated
Trent had been training with Robbo when he told him the plan. He would propose. Tonight, in the most romantic, perfect moment. He had picked out a gold diamond ring that was still simple enough that you would wear. Trent’s nerves were at an all time high as he expressed his plan to Robbo. A few others gathered around to see what the scouser was so passionate about. As they listened, they began to understand the emotional intensity and admiration Trent was feeling.
Dominik grabbed his shoulders before quickly massaging them.
“You’ve got this man,” He said smiling his signature Hungarian smile that was straight out of a magazine.
Robbo nodded.
“I’ve seen you two together. That woman is smitten for you. I don’t understand it, but she is,” Robbo gushed earning a bashful smile and swat from Trent.
Training ended a few hours later and he couldn’t wait to open up his door and see your shining, adorable face grinning back at him like a little kid. He drove home in his audi smiling the whole time, The engagement ring boring a whole in his pocket. He was done with having it, he wanted it to be on your beautiful hands and not stuck in a box.
He opened the door to your home and the smell of food hit him in the face. You ran to go meet him at the door, apron on and flour stains on your face. You pulled him into a hug.
“Happy Valentine’s day baby,” You said.
He smiled and leaned into your warmth before pulling away and giving you pecks on the forehead and each cheek. Resting his head on yours, he brought you in for a deep passionate kiss neither of you wanted to end.
“Happy valentine’s” Trent replied.
His scouse accent made you crazy. the way he said simple words like happy or morning would make you smile and obsess for hours.
As you smiled he reached his hand up to your eye, brushing over the flour with the pad of his thumb to wipe it away.
“I love you,” He whispered and you both became engulfed in each other’s arms, lips on the other instantly. Your make out session was cut short by the ringing of the kitchen timer you had set for the handmade pasta you had spent hours crafting. You pulled away. “It’s ready!” You exclaimed and he laughed, and then his face got serious.
You turned to run to the kitchen but were stopped by the man you love’s voice.
“y/n, darling” he said.
“mhm?” you replied turned away from him.
“Turn,” He asks and as you do, you see Trent, on one knee, with a velvet box that he opens to reveal a ring that is so you, you swear you would’ve picked out yourself.
“Trent? Is this real?” You ask, hands over your chest.
“yes baby. I knew from a few months into our relationship that you would be the person. My ride or die, my soulmate. My one. My person. I want you. Forever. I love you, Please make me the happiest scouser on the whole planet and marry me?”
You gasp and nod your head, tears filling your eyes.
“Trent, Oh my gosh. Yes, Of course. I love you so so much.” you gush.
He slipped the ring on your finger before standing up and cupping your face with his massive hands.
He kissed you, and you kissed him back with more love than you had ever felt.
“my forever valentine,” he whispered into your ear before leaving a trail of kisses along your face and neck.
The two of you held hands as you ate the pasta you had poured your soul into making, taking moments to examine each other before smiling.
Every so often, he would take your left hand and kiss it just below your engagement ring. He was obsessed.
a/n Ahh thats it! kinda love this one, and heres the rings i think Y/N would love but obvi u are y/n so whatever you like <3
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more 1 than two but idk
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slut4teyam · 1 year
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Hi! If your not currently working on anything I was wondering if u were open to writing neteyam smut. Like neteyam being jealous that reader is getting close w aonung and fucking her??
"Jealous hm?"
(Neteyam te Suli Tsyeyk'itan x F!Omaticaya Reader)
minors dni!
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Genre: slight angst, mainly smut, some fluff at the end
Warnings: dom!neteyam, jealous neteyam, swearing, dirty talk, teasing, overstimulation, fingering, breast play, dry humping, orgasm control, p in v, size warning (please tell me if theres any i've missed!)
Backstory: The Sully's and y/n's parents, Olo'eyktan and Tsahìk of another Omaticaya clan have been friends for a long time, long before any of their childrens births. When y/n's father learnt that the Sully's were fleeing to the Metkayina clan for uturu, he wanted her daughter to leave with them and explore Pandora. Y/n has currently been living with the Sully's in Awa'atlu for 4 years, befriending the chiefs son and daughter, Aonung and Tsireya, as well as becoming closer with the Sully's. Throughout the years, she has gained a romantic attraction, recently backed up with a more sexual attraction towards the Sully's eldest son, Neteyam. Neteyam feels the same way, therefore most of the time they act very flirty and touchy with each other, while he still tries to keep himself under somewhat control. He, however loses it when he sees Aonung, who seems to be gaining feelings towards y/n become closer to her than he approves of.
Neteyam and Reader are aged up to 19+ years old!! (Other characters except for Tuk too! Tuk is 12 here, don't be weird)
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"how much longer y/n?"
Aonung's head was laying on your lap as you braided his hair, one by one. He wanted a new hairstyle, where all of his hair was braided and set loose, he'd gotten bored of his usual bun apparently. At least that was his excuse, he knew very well that his only reason for this sudden want of changing hairstyles was so you'd play with his hair.
"i'm almost done, just a couple of strands left. be slightly more patient, it will be over before you know it!" you chuckled as you replied. Eywa, he was like a baby crying non-stop to be fed. You found it somewhat entertaining though, thats the only reason you've been able to stand him, unlike the Sully kids.
He had practically BEGGED you to braid his hair, and was now whining about it. It was true, he had really wanted you to braid his hair, and although your hands tugging on his hair felt nice, he hadn't thought of the patience part of things that was showing to be necessary. He couldn't wait to show off his new hair though, and proudly showcase the fact that you had braided it. Oh, to see the facial expression of the eldest Sully son, Neteyam, who obviously had feelings towards you. He smirked at the thought.
"what's got you smirking like that, ao?" you ask while finishing up the last braid on his hair. Your fingers felt numb at this point, and your back hurt from sitting up straight for so long.
His smirk disappeared as y/n spoke, reminding him of her presence, which led to his dreading truth that y/n obviously had feelings for Neteyam too. Strong ones. He had seen the way you looked at him, the way he made you laugh, and the lustful tension between the two of you that was too obvious to not be noticed. Aonung had feelings for you too, but it got overpowered with the fact that his closeness with you was creating an unspoken rivalry between him and Neteyam. Aonung knew Neteyam was keeping in control, but that he would lose it soon.
"nothing, just imagining the reactions to my new hairstyle." Aonung played it off, his smirk coming back to place.
You let go of his hair as you finished. Aonung stood up and ran out of his Marui, in which you had been braiding his hair in. You chuckled at his excitement, and followed him out. He smiled as he saw his reflection on the water, turning his head around to see his new hairstyle from different angles while leaning over the dock.
"Well, you like it?" you asked smiling, knowing you'd beat him up if his answer was a no. He startled you in a hug before you knew it.
"I can't wait to show this off." he said, still hugging you.
You hugged him back, chuckling as you replied "I take that as a thank you." Your back stretched as Aonung was hugging you, and it felt so good you held yourself from a light moan. Your mind flew to the Sully's eldest son, like it always did when you had a somewhat sexual thought, which made you pull back from the hug quickly. With the thought of Neteyam, you realized that the sun was about to start setting, and that you were late for your friend groups meeting.
"Lets go meet the others, I think we're late anyways!" you said as you lead the way.
slight time skip
You and Aonung walked closely to your friend groups meeting spot, by the shore. They came into view, as Tsireya spotted your presence and called the both of you over. Everyones attention turned to the two of you, clearly not expecting a change in Aonungs hairstyle, as you got closer. You noticed a certain individual glaring at you, obviously not pleased. You felt your stomach fill with butterflies and your legs go weak, just with the glares of the Sully's eldest son. You made eye contact, but you quickly looked away as his eyes were too fierce to look at, even though his glare never stopped burning through your skin. Fuck, it was hot. Tsireya stood up and walked towards her brother to interpret his new hair.
"Why the sudden change?" she chuckled, "it looks amazing but- unexpected."
"Yo, nice hair" stated Lo'ak, as Rotxo nodded in agreement. Kiri slightly chuckled, and Tuk curiously asked "Who braided it? I want them to braid my hair too! It's getting messy with all the water!".
Tsireya went back to her seat while you and Aonung sat down. You smiled at Tuks indirect compliment, as Aonung replied "Y/n actually. We've been together all morning," he stared back at the continuous glaring eyes of Neteyam before saying "her hands have been all over my hair for the past five hours."
Neteyams glare changed- not in a better way. His eyes filled with anger, as he glared at Aonung, this time with more deadly eyes and flared nostrils. Aonung smirked at him while glaring back, which made the tension grow more aggressive. You felt the need to stop it before it turned into something they'll both regret-
"Anyone up for an Ilu race?" Rotxo brought up, grabbing the attention and breaking the obvious glaring contest between the two Na'vi males. EYWA THANK YOU ROTXO.
"Me!" Tuk said, which made everyone else stand up and prepare to call for their Ilu's. You realized before calling your Ilu that you came unprepared, completely forgetting your Ilu gear whilst rushing with Aonung.
"Hey guys, I forgot my Ilu gear back at the pod, start without me! I'll be right back." you said as everyone turned their attention to you for a slight moment, nodded, and you took your leave back to your Marui.
You were taking the longer road through the "forest" of Awa'atlu back to your Marui. You lowkey didn't want to be a part of the Ilu race, as your back and hands still hurt from braiding Aonungs hair all day long. This road reminded you of your home, the forest, and thats why you loved it. It was starting to get a bit dark. 'How fast?' you thought as you took a deep breath before-
You were pinned against a tree, with a tall, Omaticaya male standing in front of you. Neteyam. His right arm was next to your head, and he had a frown on his face, with furious eyes staring into your confused ones. Eywa, he looked so sexy. Pinning you against a tree with his tall, toned body, looking down at you. It made you want him, no. It made you need him. You shut your legs together, hoping to ease the desire that shot down between your thighs. It just made you want him more.
"What are you trying to do? Hm?" Neteyam asked quietly with his deep voice sounding raspy. His tone was demanding, and oh Eywa, it was so hot. He was looking into your eyes with the same feeling as before; furious.
"What do you mean?" you replied, breaking eye contact as you desperately tried to ignore the desire coming from between your thighs.
He turned his head away from you, smiled in an annoying matter, and turned back to you with a stronger glare. "This thing with Aonung. You talk to him, become friends with him, but now you're getting very close to the point where your hands are all over his hair all day? I can't control myself anymore."
Fuck. The possessiveness of his tone, and his self control was so sexy. The fact that he was losing it over you got you soaking wet, but also gave you a tint of confidence as you realized your power over the warrior. A smirk appeared on your face as you placed your hands over his chest, very slowly roaming them towards his abs. You looked back into his eyes.
"Jealous hm?" you asked in a seductive tone. You felt him tense at the parts of his body that you've touched, and you sensed hitching in his breath, even though he kept it under control well. He leaned in closer to your face, inches in between the both of you, while holding your waist with his left hand. It was dark know, which grew the tension in between the two of you more lustful.
"Fuck yeah I'm jealous. How long are we going to continue ignoring this 'thing' between us? Because I'd rather fuck you right here, right now, and loose all of my self discipline if it means you'll never roam your hands through his hair again." he stated in his deep, raspy voice. You needed him so bad.
"Fuck Neteyam just fuck me already" you said in a breathy voice, as you attacked his lips, not being able to stand the heat between your legs anymore. You needed him down there, whether it was his hands, mouth, or dick, you just needed him. His eyes widened and ears shot up from your sudden comment.
You wrapped your arms around his neck as he kissed you back, now holding your waist with both of his huge hands. His long fingers. Eywa. He walked closer to you, making his lower body and torso meet with your pinned body. Your arms were still wrapped around his neck as your hands played with his hair. 'Who's hair are her hands all over now hm?' Neteyam thought. He was roaming his hands up and down your torso, unsynchronized with one another. One hand touching just below your breasts as the other one tugged on your loincloth.
He bit your lower lip, which made your mouth open into a slight whine. He took the opportunity and slid his tongue into your mouth, completely dominating it over yours. You were full on making out, and every bit of it was perfect. His huge hands roaming around your torso while you tugged on his hair, as his tongue dominated over yours. You wanted more.
With a swift move, you were turned around, your back now against Neteyam. You were sandwiched between him and the tree, so your head turned to your right. Your hips were currently in perfect alignment with his, as you could feel his growing bulge on your ass. His right hand was on your upper thigh, as his left remained on your waist. Both of you were heavily panting from your discontinued make out session, but you knew this was far from the end. He slightly dry humped you, his bulge growing bigger every move.
"I've thought about you on my dick so many times, thought of being in you every night." he commented with his raspy voice, while his hands still roamed around your torso, getting closer to your inner thighs every move. His face was in the nape of your neck, you could feel his hot breath hit your skin.
"Mhm.. me too" you managed to agree, as you placed your hands over his and finally led them in between your upper thighs "...especially here" you gasped, eyes shutting closed as you touched yourself over your loincloth with Neteyams fingers. Your loincloth was soaked, and you were sure Neteyam felt it. You heard Neteyam whisper fuck as he dry humped you once again, which made your mouth open wider. He led both of his hands to untie your loincloth and you helped him with it. Once your loincloth was off, he led his right hand to your soaking cunt as his left remained on your waist.
"So wet for me," he said as his index finger slid on your clit. "...or are you wet for that skxawng you've had your hands all over today?" it was enough to feel the anger and jealousy in his voice from his breathing, if not from his tone.
You were about to reply when he suddenly stuck a finger up your entrance, making you moan. With every thrust, his speed got gradually faster, leading moan-like-whimpers to leave your mouth.
"Am I making you feel good? Hm?" Neteyam asked, still thrusting his finger in a gradually increasing speed. You nod, but moan as he adds another finger in.
"Use your words baby, are my fingers fucking you good?" he asked, demanding a verbal answer once again. "Yes! Fuck yes!" you intended on screaming out, but it came in a rather breathy voice with your constant panting.
"Good. Because that skxawng you've been with all day can't make you feel good like I do." he spitted out, thrusting his long fingers into you deeper now, reaching your G-spot. You were about to cum, just a few more deep thrust and you'd release all over his fingers.
"Keep going 'teyam, I'm going to cum-ah" you moaned as you felt your climax approaching closer than ever, just a few more thrusts and- he stops. "Neteyam!" you scream, slapping his arm.
"Not yet baby, you need to deserve it." He removes his fingers from your aching lips, turning you towards him once again and pinning your back to the tree. His hands roamed up from your waist to your breasts, removing your somewhat revealing top in a quick move. You were now completely naked in front of him, and he couldn't take his eyes off of your body. He quickly attacked your right breast with his mouth, sucking and licking your nipple with his skilled tongue. Your back arched, leading you to let out a moan because of your back pain, when he touched your left breast with his long fingers, playing with your nipple.
"You're so fucking hot Neteyam" you managed to moan out, with your mouth wide open and eyes shut. You were playing with his hair, slightly tugging it harder every time he squeezed your nipple with his hand. He switched to your left breast, now sucking and licking on it to create equal stimulation. Your thoughts were all over the place, you couldn't think straight. After one last lick, he came back to tower over you, with a string of saliva still attached to your now swollen breasts.
His left hand remained on your waist, as he began to untie his loincloth with his right. "You still wanna cum?" he said as he slipped his loincloth off, revealing his... 14 incher.
You nodded extravagantly while gulping at the sight of Neteyams huge erect cock, already dripping with pre-cum. You clenched your thighs together without taking your eyes off of him. He notices and smirks, reopening up your thighs with his right hand as he pumps his cock a couple of times with his left. "Good girl."
He lifts you up by your hips, your arms wrapping around his neck, and your legs tangling his waist as he places the tip of his cock on your entrance. He leans you towards the tree, sandwiching you once more.
"How much do you want this?" he asks as a form of asking for consent, even though both of you already knew the answer.
"I want it so bad, I need it in me, please 'teyam, fuck me already." you say as he slams his cock into your soaking cunt without another word. His hands are on your hips, holding you still so that he can pound into you relentlessly, and you scream out a moan every thrust in. "Fuck, y/n you feel so good. So tight around my cock, you feel amazing." Neteyam growls out, which makes you scream out his name as he thrusts in deeper.
"Thats right, scream out my name, just like that baby. Let that skxawng hear who's making you feel so good right now." he says with his deep, raspy voice, accompanied by panting and noises of skin slapping. Your eyes roll back along with your head, and you rest it on the trunk of the tree. Neteyams lips meet your now open neck, sucking and licking all over your sweet spots.
"Gonna mark you as mine all over baby, you're mine and I'm gonna make it show." he breathes out as he leaves multiple hickeys on your neck. You tug lightly on his hair with every thrust, which turns him on even more. You bite your lower lip as you feel your previous orgasm resurfacing, now stronger than ever. This time you'd do anything to release.
"N-Neteyam I'm going to cum, please let me cum this time" you manage to speak, your panting getting in your way. He feels his orgasm come close too, and every single tug on his hair, every voice that comes out of your pretty mouth takes him even closer.
"Who do you belong to baby," he asks, leaning into your ear while demanding an answer. His thrusts never stop, but the speed never changes either. You need him to be faster. "Y-you, I belong to you sir" you manage to pant out. His grip on your hips get tighter, as he smirks against your ear on the nickname. Eywa, it turns him on so much. "Who's making you feel so good right now?" he asks, demanding an answer once again. "You are Neteyam! Only you!" you scream, not being able to handle the sensation of not being able to cum anymore. "Can that skxawng ever fuck you like this? Make you feel good like I do?" he asks, now wanting to cum as well. "Fuck, he can't! Only you can make me feel good Neteyam!" you scream out, followed by a loud moan as he speeds up and thrusts even deeper, right onto your spot. Your walls clench around his massive cock. "Fuck princess, so good tightening around me like that, fuck I'm coming." Neteyam hisses as his thrusts become sloppier, "Me too Nete, I'm coming!" you moan out. Neteyam thrusts in faster as your walls release and his cock twitches, the both of you release at the same time.
He cums inside of you, his eyes are closed and his mouth is open, feeling his cock relax with every shoot of his cum in you. Both of you are panting extremely heavily, you smile cheekily before placing kisses all over Neteyams temple. "Are you okay?" he asks, looking at you while still heavily breathing. "Yeah, I'm very good." you reply heavily breathing as well. A smile appears on his mouth as he nods, kisses your cheek, and slowly begins to pull out of you.
Your legs feel sore and weak when he places you down. If he wasn't supporting you from your waist, you were sure you'd have fallen down. "Can you walk?" Neteyam asks, with a genuinely caring look on his face. "I don't think so" you chuckle nervously. He slowly places you to sit on the floor, as he takes both of your loincloths and your top, dressing himself before dressing you up. "Let's go get cleaned up" Neteyam says while picking you up bridal style and walking you through the forest, to a more private area of the shore. He undresses you, slowly and gently cleaning you up while constantly asking "Are you okay?", in which you keep answering with "Yes, I'm fine don't worry." He cleans himself up shortly after.
slight time skip
You were laying down on top of Neteyam, your head on his chest as his arms wrapped around you. You were watching the stars, on the same shore that he had brought the both of you to get cleaned up at. "Neteyam" you decided to say, breaking the ongoing silence. "Yes y/n?" he replied. You took a deep breath before answering, "Its just- I never liked Aonung, and I never will. For the past years, you're the only one I've ever wanted." you managed to speak out, the words flowing smoothly. You felt Neteyams chest rise and fall down as he took a deep breath as well. “I've always loved you, y/n. Seeing you get close to someone who's only been in your life for so little made me so jealous." he spoke softly, with a gentle tone. You smiled at his words as you looked up at him. He plopped on his elbows as you leaned in to kiss him. He kissed you back, not in a sexual way, but rather in a more passionate way, a more loving way. You both smiled as you pulled away.
"Oel ngatti kameie, Neteyam" you said softly, looking into his eyes.
"Oel ngatti kameie, y/n" Neteyam returns, with the same soft smile plastered on his lips again. You both return to your old position, falling asleep under the stars.
the next day, at the friend group meeting, beginning of sun set
Tsireya, Lo'ak, and Tuk stood close to the water, as they played with Tsireyas Ilu. Aonung and Rotxo were joking around like usual, laughing. Kiri was laying down, smiling as she sensed the ocean breeze and wave crashing sounds.
"Hi guys!" you spoke, as you and Neteyam came to your friend group meeting spot by the shore, hands intertwined together. You and Neteyam sat down as Neteyam pulled you closer to him by your waist, kissing your hair. Everyone turned their attention to the both of you, as they came to sit in a circle. Aonungs laughing face turned into a serious one, noticing not only your combined hands with Neteyam, but also the hickeys on your neck. Tsireya and Lo'ak looked at each other smirking, before turning their gazes away. Kiri rolled her eyes as Rotxo looked at her with the cheekiest smirk ever. Tuk was just in awe of the new couple. Lo'ak decided to be the first to speak, "Looks like you two had some fun."
Tsireya slapped his arm but he just chuckled and went in to peck a kiss on her lips. You were always in awe of their romance, theirs was love at first sight. You blush at Lo'aks comment, and look down.
"We did," Neteyam confirmed, looking at his brother before switching his smirking gaze to a certain frowning Metkayina male.
"Her hands have been all over me last night."
"Ooooofff, big brother coming in with the hit!" Lo'ak chuckled, making Tsireya cover her upcoming chuckle with her hands. “Gross!" Tuk added, making everyone, including you laugh.
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omgg first request <33 tysmm
I look forward to more of your story ideas, feel free to request!
Until next time,
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shurisbathwater · 10 months
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𝖯𝖮𝖵 : 𝖬𝖮 𝖶𝖠𝖲𝖧𝖨𝖭𝖦𝖳𝖮𝖭 𝖲𝖧𝖮𝖶𝖲 𝖸𝖮𝖴 𝖧𝖮𝖶 𝖳𝖮 𝖴𝖲𝖤 𝖠 𝖦𝖴𝖭.
𝖭𝖮𝖳𝖤𝖲 :: VERY MUCH Suggestive, black fem reader.  rivals/ enemies to lovers (??)
When I tell u I was trying not to bust while writing thi– its funny how little is more lmao. Anyway enjoy, I have more fics of wifey that I'm working on so I hope u can accept this for now 🤭💕
𝖸𝖮𝖴 𝖬𝖴𝖳𝖳𝖤𝖱𝖤𝖣 curses under your breath as you shot the gun once again, not getting the target for what felt like the millionth time. You throw the gun in frustration and sigh. You  begin to sluggishly walk back to your cabin in defeat.
"Need help?" A voice asks you. You freeze in your tracks as you realise who the voice exactly is.
Mo Washington. The only person you could ever go weak over, and she knows that. She enjoys seeing the effect of the power she has over you, and how her touch could simply make your knees weak in an instant.
"Its all good, I was done here anyways..." You mutter, your back still to her, letting your pride get the best of you. You could never, ever, admit to her of all people that you needed help. Never. She'd hang it over your head for eternity.
"You shouldn't lie to me, you know?" You hear her footsteps coming towards you, and the hairs on your neck rise in an instant.
You felt her presence behind you, and your breath hitched as she leaned down to whisper in your ear.
"I see right through 'ya." She breathed into your neck, chuckling lightly as you trembled under her, though she hadn't even touched you. She sees the gun laying on the ground and puts it into your hand, looking into your eyes for a split second. She walks back behind you.
You both knew the sexual tension you had with eachother, but yet none of you would act on it. It was better this way you thought.
You manage to aim the gun with your shaky and clammy hands, looking straight at your target. "See..thats where you're going wrong." She says as she stands behind you, you feel her heavy breathing on your neck, and your knees begin to give out.
She feels your knees going weak, and she grabs your hips to pull you up again. "Hey, now." She chuckles as she snakes her arm on top of yours, guiding you.
"I want you to aim right there, can you do that for me?" She teases, whispering into your ear.
You nod slowly in response.
She rests her chin on your shoulder, her fingers gliding on top yours. You breath out shakily as you feel your mouth going dry, and the spot between your legs pulsating.
Unknowingly, begin to lean back and rest into her touch. "There you go, you got it." She praises as she slowly guides you to aim, her thick accent buzzing through your body.
You pull the trigger and it instantly lands on the target, and you breathe out in relief, finally getting it, with Mo's help.
"I knew you could get it. You just needed a little help." She jokes, and you roll your eyes in response.
"Go away, Mo." You say as you cross your arms. " dont I deserve a thank you?" She raises her brows as she shrugs.
"Thank you. Now go away." You push her playfully.
"Let me know if you need anymore of my ... help." She smirks as she leans in closer to you. "I'll be waiting." She winks as she walks away, looking back at you once more.
Now If yall want more, I can gladly write more of them bc they're givinggg 😩 anyways what did yall think?
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rodolfoparras · 1 year
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Soap Alphabet; G= Goofy, K=Kinks, L=Locations, 18+, MINORS DNI, | insp by this.
Pairing: John Soap Mactavish x male reader
content tags: handjobs, exhibitionism, glove fetishism (I think that's the word idk Soap likes getting u off with his gloves on)
Stand alone/ part of a series
A/N: I've been seeing this a-z alphabet thing going around here and on tiktok and wanted to give it a shot, this is meant to be a blurb of some sort, I just dont know how to shut up thats why its a wee bit long.
“You want head ?” Soap asks as he nudges you with his shoulder.
You turn your head to the side to look at him, and despite the mask that you’re wearing he knows you’re raising a brow at him. “We’re literally at a stake out”
“So ?” He asks with a shrug, not really seeing any issue with having his mouth on your cock while on the clock “You’ll keep watch while I do all the work. Well technically we both will be doing the work” he says, chuckling at his own joke.
You turn your head straight forward, gaze falling upon the soldier stationed a bit further away from the two of you “What about him?
Soap turns his head to the soldier as well (what’s his name again? Marvin something?) only to see him being as oblivious as ever to the pairs of eyes burning into the back of his neck. “What about him?” Soap asks as if nothing could deter him from this side quest, not even the presence of someone else.
“He’ll see” you try to explain, as if he’s somehow forgotten about the potential consequences while forming this great plan.
“That’s what we got this bad boy for” he says and gestures to the rock laying in front of you. It’s rather large in size and manages to hide two grown soldiers pretty easily. The only thing is that it has a large opening in the middle of it but as long as one lays low (which the two of you have been doing) onlookers are only able to see your heads and shoulders. Technically he’d be able to suck-
You can't believe that you’re actually considering this.
But once you realize there’s really not much to do here anyway other than lay around in the dirt (something you’ve been doing for a good hour or so), you agree to his suggestion.
“Hell yeah “ he cheers once you agree to do it. You roll your eyes but can’t help but smile at his enthusiasm as you roll over to lay on your back, while the other man stays laying on his stomach. Once you’re laying on your back and your head’s propped up on the heavy stone, he scoots down to be eye level with your lower half. His hands are quick to find their way to the waistband of your pants, wrestling with the belt and fumbling with the buttons.
“Fucking gear- can’t take it off- why are these things so heavy- oh thank fuck “ he says once he manages to take them off and before you know it you’re stripped down to your underwear, cold air caressing your exposing skin and sending goosebumps through your entire body.
“Oh you’re really into this idea” he says, taking note of the way your half hard cock presses against the fabric of your underwear.
“Can I tell you something?” He says as he starts trailing kisses up the expanses of your thigh “been thinking about this for a long time now” he explains as he runs his hands down the sides of your body“ you know getting to suck you off on a mission, I’d make sure we’re safe off course but you get the gist of it no?” he continues to say , and fucking nuzzles up against your dick.
“Wait” he almost shouts ”can I use gloves for this?” he asks and it almost looks like he’s fucking giving you puppy eyes.
“Yes yes, just get on with it Mactavish “ you say, annoyance clearly showing on your face as you tug at his hair in warning.
“Oh-oh-alright geez just thought I’d ask for consent, it’s important you know “ he says, clearly still teasing and clearly enjoying himself.
“And I really appreciate it babe but I really need your mouth on my co-“
All of sudden gloved hands pry at the waistband of your underwear, tugging your boxers down to your knees, and freeing your dick.
The cold air is rather unkind to your sensitive skin, raising goosebumps all over your body every time the wind caresses it.
“Will get u all warm real soon give me a minute yeah?” He says, noticing the goosebumps that rises on your skin as he spits onto your dick and on the glove he’s wearing. “What? Need lots of it” he says and shrugs innocently once he takes notice of the look you give him.
At last he wraps a gloved hand around your dick, warmth emanating from his palm as he starts stroking root to tip.
Your head hits the rock with a soft thud, eyes squeezing shut, heavy breaths escaping your lips, as you allow yourself to relax in his grip.
His pace is slow and gentle at first, as to not hurt you with the rough material of the glove. The spit does aid in making the movements much more fluid but you can still feel the fabric tugging and taunting sensitive skin, leaving you hissing every time it grazes your sensitive tip. Apologetic fingers are quick to soothe the sting, slicked with spit and thumbing at the tip. But despite the slight pain that comes with each and every stroke, you find yourself welcoming it, hips bucking into the palm of his hand.
“Oh fuck yes, you look so hot right now, Can’t believe you’re letting me do this, dear god” his hand settles on a slow and gentle pace, but it quickly turns careless and eager once your cock’s fully hard and weeping. A curious thumb goes to collect the precum dribbling from the tip, smearing it all around the head before he continues stroking your dick.
You’re twitching in his grasp, hips bucking into the palm of his hand and boots digging into the muddy ground “please, please, please ”
He ignores your pleas, solely focused on the sight in front him. “I have been thinking about this so much, you don’t even know, wanted to see my gloved hand wrapped around your cock, can’t believe you let me do it, love you so much”
He soon settles for a steady pace, occasionally he’ll twist his hand close to the tip, making you furiously buck up against him.
“Fuck fuck fuck” you moan as you continually thrust up into the palm of his hand. You’re sure by this point the soldier must’ve heard something, but you’re far gone to care, heels digging further into the floor as he speeds up the pace of his hand.
“Shh he’ll hear” he says with a chuckle as he presses his lips against yours in an attempt to suppress your moans.
“Fuck him” you whine out against his lips, hands burying in his hair to keep him close to you.
“Actually I was hoping you’d fuck me” he says with a wolfish grin on his face as he quickens his pace.
Another moan, much louder than the previous one escapes your lips.
“As much as I like hearing the pretty noises you make, we need to be quiet for the next part or else we’ll blow our cover” he says, once again reminding you of the soldier who’s still very much present.
He goes to take off the glove on his other hand, successfully pulling it off by just using his mouth before he palms the thing and gestures for you to take it.
“This isn’t part of your fantasy is it?” You pant, eyeing him suspiciously.
“Maybe” he shrugs innocently but there’s no missing his devious grin. “But you’ll still need this “
“Then get to it” is all you say , as you bite down on the glove, tasting leather on your tongue.
“With pleasure” he says before he goes to bury his head between your legs.
[Once it’s all over and done you hear the Scotsman say to himself “Saving this as a souvenir “ before he pockets the two gloves he’d been using.
“You’re one strange man, Mactavish, you know?”]
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icypenguin · 6 months
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☆゚.*・。゚ It’s not her?
HEY GUYSSSIJHSIHSJOHS im finally uploading heehe ill upload for tomorrow and sunday too :D btw this will take place in modern au! reader is a female (sorry T-T) and i suppose its hurt/comfort so enjoyyy!
note: [f/a]: favourite animal
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prom was coming soon, everyone was excited ofcourse. you looked at lyney who was poking his lunch food. he looked lost in thoughts which is very odd. “hey lyney? you okay?” you tried talking to him but he didn’t budge. “lyneyyy?” you tried to call out for him again. but no response. “LYNEYYY!” he finally noticed your calling. “huh- oh” he looked at you with a straight face. “hey.. what’s wrong? you seem.. um idk, worried?” you looked at him with worried eyes. he’s never been like this before. “whaaat?! no way! ofcourse i’m not, i’m the brave and charming lyney!” he added a wink at the end. you chuckled at his response but then back to seriousness. “okay okay quit the joke, what’s wrong?” “nothing’s wrong y/n everything is fine!” he forced a smile on his face. you know you can’t really do anything else so you went with the flow.
“fine.. anyway, have you got someone in mind for prom?”. he placed a finger on his chin “mm i guess so…” a grin was added to his face. you didn’t know how to react, worried, glad, happy, sad, frustrated? “OOO who is ittt?!” you tried to act like you were excited but at the bottom of your heart, you were worried. your heart beated fast for him to say his answer. badum badum badum.. “hmmm… i can’t tell youuu! it’s a suprise ofcourse, just wait~” he winked again and now starting to eat his lunch.
you knew this was going to be his answer so you rolled your eyes and acted like you didn’t care. well, you didn’t want to look like you’re desperate for him because you think he’ll probably make fun of you anyway. well, the thought hurts you. “whatever i don’t care anyway” you tried acting cool and stuff. lyney hearing your response, it hurts him. he thought you’ll well- idk? beg for him to reveal the answer. but he’s not ready to say it anyway.
the bell rang, you both got ready to head to class again. “what do you have next?” you asked while you cleaned up your food. “bwiowogwe-“ “what?” you looked at him, his mouth was full of food. he looked like a chipmunk with nuts full in its mouth. you giggled at him, he always got his ways to make you laugh. “lyney! what do you think you’re doing?” you chuckle again. he tried to chew his food down but ofcourse it was tough so he mixed it with some water (idk if u think thats gross or what but u understand right? thats lyney).
after 3 minutes he finally swallowed all of the food in his mouth. “i have biology next” he answered like nothing happened. you chuckled again and smiled “great! we have the same class. now let’s hurry up!” you both quickly ran into the classroom because you were already late 5 minutes.
there you finally arrived and as you open the door, all eyes were on you both. “lyney, y/n, why are you both late? and together?” miss clorinde crossed her arms as she looked at you both. you looked at eachother blushing a bit. “my foot got stuck and y/n had to help me” lyney covered it up confidently. you went with the flow because is they know the truth its well- silly. “alright, if you’re both late again i’ll make you stand on one leg at the front” she declared, then she made a hand sign for you to sit on your desk.
there’s no desk side-by-side thats empty so you decided to sit next to lynette at the corner. lyney sat next to lumine at the middle. through the class, you kept looking at lyney and lumine as they both were passing notes. now, you’re sure he’s asking her out for prom.
the bell rang and you packed your bags. when you looked around, lyney was already gone. ‘oh he’s probably already with lumine’ you thought. but you noticed that he left his notebook in his desk. you searched for him and spotted him in the school garden… with lumine. he was holding a bouquet and a [f/a] plushie in his other hand. you knew he knows your favourite animal, but why give it to lumine? was he playing with you this whole time? was he just using you? the passing notes made sense then.
tears were starting to form in your eyes. you couldn’t hold it anymore and ran to your dorm. you didn’t care whoever was seeing you. your heart was broken. you went to your dorm and huddled up on your bed, letting all the tears out. you looked to the frame on your bedroom with a picture of you and lyney at a carnival together. you threw the picture on the carpet and cried silently. after some minutes lynette, your dorm mate, came in, “y/n?” she knocked on your door. “w-what?!” you continued crying. you didn’t care if lynette sees you crying, she’s been your bestfriend since you were a kid.
lynette opens the door to your room carefully and saw you huddled up on the bed. “oh y/n.. what happened?” she asked you in a worried tone. “i-i saw lyney asking lumine to prom! i mean.. what was i thinking? it’s obvious that lumine is better, smarter, prettier, sweeter, nicer, lovelier-“ “y/n.” lynette looked at you with a straight look. “lyney is waiting for you” “well- he probably wants to talk to me about lumine accepting him” you choked out a sob. “no.. no he doesn’t. please just see him okay?” she wiped the remaining tears from your face. you didn’t know what could possibly convince you to see him but a piece inside you told you to.
so you standed up, not caring if you look bad. and went to the door and as you open it, lyney is there holding the bouquet and the [f/a] plushie that he was holding infront of lumine. you were confused. “in a garden- wait y/n what’s wrong? have you been crying?” lyney got worried as he saw your puffy eyes. “what are you doing lyney? i saw you asking lumine out for prom..” tears were starting to form in your eyes again, and you hate it. they were starting to drop. “w-what y/n it’s not what it looks like. please dont cry” he tried to comfort you. “what do you like it’s not what it looks like?! you clearly asked lumine to prom and i bet she accepted you!” you were starting to cry again. “n-no wait hear me out! it was just a practice. the person i wanted to ask out to prom i-is you. i wanted to make eveyrhting perfect so i ddi a practice with lumine”. after hearing lyney, your tears stopped. “w-wait.. so you weren’t asking her out?” “no, ofcourse not, she likes that childe guy anyway- now may i do my thing?” you felt relieved to hear this.
you chuckled and nodded. “being clever as ever, sitting in a field with a bee. to the sweetest girl ever, will you go to prom with me?” he smirked at the end. you giggled at this and replied “ofcourse! ofcourse ofcourse ofcourse!” you hugged him vigorously and he gave you the bouquet and plushie. “aww you knew my fav animal!” you looked at the [f/a] plushie and the beautiful bouquet. “ofcourse, i’m a loyal one” he grinned. you blushed a bit and hugged him again. “you’re the best lyney” you gave him a supeise kiss on the cheek, now it was his turn to blush. lynette watching from afar, is delighted by the sight.
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thankyou sooo much for reading! im sorry if its too long hehe… ill post tomorrow and sunday as well. advices are accepted, thankyouuu!
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n3ssier · 1 year
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hi! can i please request headcanons for spetsnaz guys returning home and seeing their partner sleeping with their clothes on or hugging their coat? kind of like "i miss my husband so ill steal his clothes" type of thing 😭
YES THIS IS SOOO CUTE OML i hope this is okay for ya !
spetsnaz coming home from a mission to find their s/o sleeping in or hugging their clothes <3
glaz
•when timur gets home from a long mission, the first thing he wants to do is go through to the bedroom and see you, but he typically chooses the more rational option. this is to put his bag away and shower first, so he doesn’t hug/kiss you while still all sweaty and dirty
•quickly rinses himself in the shower before chucking on some sweatpants and going through to see you in you guys’ shared bedroom
•when he walks through he notices you laying atop the covers, instead of underneath them as usual, almost as if you were waiting on him getting home before he unfortunately got stuck in traffic on the highway
•just as timur would feel a tinge of guilt for keeping you waiting, you would stir in your sleep and roll over on to your back; thats when he notices the hoodie you’re wearing, its his :o
•just wants to admire you all night long
•you’ll wake up to his snores in the morning, as well as the sun shining in at you two, which is a much needed surprise, compared to the fact that you’ve woken up alone the past few days while he was on his mission
•compliments and flatters you all morning for sure😭
kapkan
•when maxim gets home he’s exhausted but forces himself to stay awake long enough to tidy himself up and but his bag away
•walks into the bedroom but stops at the doorframe as he sees you asleep in bed, seeing your arms wrapped around his coat which was peeking above the covers of the bed
•his straight face is definitely hiding the excitement he feels at seeing you so cute
•slowly takes off the covers and as gently and slowly as he can, takes the coat away from you before taking its place in your arms and tucking the two of you back into the covers 
•the next morning you feel him in your arms in place of the coat and cant help but feel sooo relieved to have him back
•this mf is smiley that morning, but wont actually say admit it
•you ask him why he’s smiling and he’s just like “what? uhh no i’m not” and when you insist that he’s smiling about something he claims “i’m just happy to see you”
fuze 
•shuhrat prefers to show his love through actions rather than words. he kinda guessed that you’d appreciate having his hoodie to sleep in while he was away, that is why he made sure to spray his cologne on your favourite clothes of his without telling you before he left.
•when he gets home however many days later, he changes out of his work clothes and empties his bag before rushing through to go sleep
•he stops in his tracks after seeing you though
•at the sight of you he stops, and he just stands there smiling, he’s so happy that you actually did sleep in his clothes like he had guessed, and hopes to himself that you appreciated the extra spray of cologne he put on them, wondering if you noticed or not.
•shuhrat will wrap his arms around you tight and go to sleep, excited to talk to you in the morning when you’re awake
•you wake up and he’s not in bed, panicking because you know he should’ve gotten home overnight. but then almost perfectly on time he comes into the room with coffee (or tea, or hot chocolate, or water, or whatever u prefer) and breakfast.
•watches your face as you’re eating to see if you like it or not and smiling, then he mentions that he saw you in his clothes last night, laughing as you express your embarrassment since you don’t usually wear his clothes. although he reassures you that you can wear them whenever you want, and after this day it becomes a regular thing
tachanka
•alexsandr misses you like hell oml
•when he gets home he just goes straight through to the bedroom and changes, not paying notice to how loud he’s being
•just rips the covers off of you so that he can get into bed aswell, but that causes you to stir in your sleep and he panics, remembering you are there and realising that he has nearly woken you up
•when he sees you with your arms wrapped around his big ass hoodie belonging to him he feels so proud, like shedding a single tear typa moment because he just couldn’t believe it, he thinks you look soooo cute
•nearly wakes you in the morning again when he gets up to make you breakfast, i don’t think he can help it atp
•you wake up to the fire alarm because he nearly burns the house down whilst making ur breakfast
•you wake up to him coming in the room with a tray consisting of coffee (or tea, hot chocolate etc) and a pretty poor attempt at eggs and bacon, he tried his best
•he will plant a kiss on your head and tell you how much he’s missed you
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grimdestination · 6 months
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CoD incorrect quotes
With Ghost, Soap, Gaz, Laswell, König, Horangi, Roach, Price, Nikolai and Y/N
Soap: I like your new pants!
Ghost: Thanks, they were 50% off!
Soap: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*
Ghost: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.
Soap: Thats’s… not what I meant.
Ghost: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Soap.
Nikolai: So, what are we doing?
Y/N: Wasting our lives.
Nikolai: I meant for lunch...
König: How much you wanna bet Price got a Lap dance from Y/N?
Roach: If that happened, Laswell can drink free tonight.
Laswell: As much as I love the thought of having free drinks I don't like the idea of Price receiving a Lap dance from someone other than me.
König: Hey Y/N, did you give Price a lap dance?
Y/N: So what if I did?
König, to Roach: I guess Laswell is drinking free tonight.
Y/N: Be right back, I'm gonna go cry-
Price, entering the room: What the f-
Roach: Look, I know we don’t always see eye to eye but—
Gaz: Thats because your too short to do so.
Roach: ...Listen here you fucking—
Ghost: Roach just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then they reached down and untied my shoe.
Soap: Hey, wanna take a shower with me?
Ghost: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.
Roach: What's the most illegal thing you can do with one dollar?
Laswell: Exchange it for a hundred pennies, put them all in a sock, and then beat someone to death with it.
Ghost: What are you in the mood for?
Soap: World domination.
Ghost: That's a bit ambitious.
Soap: You are my world.
Ghost: Aww...
Soap:
Ghost:
Soap:
Ghost: OH.
Horangi: If I die first, promise to wait up for me, okay, König?
König: Oh, Horangi. When I die, I’m taking you with me.
Horangi: I can’t tell if that’s a threat or a compliment.
König: I’d think of it more as a grim inevitability.
*At a speed dating event*
Soap: Oh wow, people are really shallow.
Ghost: Consider it a background check. For example: Do you have a death certificate?
Soap: *Checks their pulse* Sorry, not yet.
Ghost: Good, I'm not fucking a ghost again. (💀)
Ghost: Wait, what's going on? Are we all talking about how hot Soap is? Because Soap is a straight up sexual fox riding a red-hot nuclear bombshell right toward the yowza plaza in the heart of Babe City, Assachusetts, U S A. The last A just stands for more ass.
Price: We’ll find another route, it’s not safe for amateur adventurers.
Ghost: That sounds like a challenge.
Price: I have to stress, that is not a challenge.
Ghost: ...Is exactly what you say to dissuade the weak of heart from accepting the challenge. Well, challenge accepted!
Price: There is no challenge!
Soap: Why are Horangi and König sitting with their backs to each other?
Gaz: They had a fight.
Soap: Then why are they holding hands?
Gaz: They get sad when they fight.
Roach: Ghost? You just drove through a stop sign without stopping.
Ghost: I'll stop twice on the way back.
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koostarcandy · 2 years
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hi i have a req if thats okay !! could you pls write something with jungkook based off of the song could cry just thinkin about you by troye sivan?? angst/fluff preferably, thank u !!!! :)
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you & i - jungkook x reader [ 1/3 ]
genre: angst, happy ending
pairing: idol!jungkook x songwriter!reader
wc: 346 words (its a baby 🥺)
a/n: im not really in the mood for an angsty ending today so I made it sliiiightly happy. pt 2 should come out soon-ish? pls wait ^^
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it's been 2 months.
two whole months since you had the worst argument with him. the unwrinkled pillow by your side goes to show how grey life has been. your tear soaked one shows how much you've been thinking about him, contrary to what he thinks. your open laptop and reference books on the study table serve as a reminder of one of the main themes of your fight.
"you're so focused in you, i'm pretty sure you haven't thought about me in a minute!"
he doesn't know how wrong he is. he doesn't know how hard it is on some nights, finding yourself stuck on a major block while working on your lyrics. he doesn't know how everything you write all comes back to him. you and him both know how hard it can be for him, hence why you keep quiet. what you didn't know was that your silence could be translated to indifference, selfishness and the worst, you not caring about him.
it got so ugly, so quickly, so bad. one minute you were trying to get some sense into him, pleading and begging him to listen to you but he wasn't having it that day. "get your priorities straight," he seethed, "not in a fucking mess." those words were akin to a stab in the heart, like continuous poking at your weak spot. before you could retaliate, tell him he was wrong again, when you know he wasn't, he walks away and comes back with a big black bag, packed with his things.
"you and i, we need a break." he says it's long overdue, that he was losing himself in your daily, small arguments and that both of you not finding a grey area was frustrating him to wit's end. "you can't go," you say shakily, fingers turning to shaky fists, willing to stand your ground and not break down. "i don't know who i am with or without you, hell, we both don't know that!"
jungkook looks away, downcast eyes and halfway out the door, "guess we're about find out."
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pt time: @lvoekook ; @joondiary ; @soobhyun ; @shatzkrinslinzki ; @highly-functioning-mitochondria
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itsdappleagain · 1 year
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two weeks late? what do you mean? ...haha.
sorry i have excuses okay? I moved houses in that time and then got sick. like i said, lateness is becoming my brand i guess
anyways this week (last week) it is time for
The Opera in the Outback Caper!!
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notes as always under the cut!
player's australian accent is hilarious
CRIKEY! AUSTRALIA'S ONE BEEEEEEEEEEG CUNTRY
bro the writers were researching australia and they saw carmen the opera and their eyes shot out of their heads like looney toons
according to wikipedia if this episode had gone like the opera carmen would have stabbed a bitch to death and then sung about fucking somebody all night from prison. but yeah carmen would have also ended up stabbed to death in the end so....leaning towards the bad omen scale
that fifteen person orchestra is really pulling its weight damn
can you imagine being gray in this episode he has literally no idea what the fuck is going on wheeze
this is totally way later in the episode but wait a minute if the vile device fried all the soundboards how the hell did the rest of the opera keep going
its gra-YUHM
that surprised pikachu face jdsghdjhga
god fuck i hate that he flirts with her im getting it out of the way right now so i don't harp on it later but i do not like it
SOMEBODY THAT YOU USED TO KNOWW BUT YOU DIDNT THAVE TO C (gets crackle rodded to death)
Gray Ham says enjoy the show and carmen walks like a penguin her ankles go WAY up
i love love love watching the progression of carmen's faith in vile go from her mostly playful, almost dismissive air in the start to realizing just how dangerous this all is and i think it starts RIGHT HERE, realizing that theyve killed crackle's memories of her and VILE
mentally i am the guy dressed as a soldier who is staring straight ahead and singing with one blank smile on his face
something about that swing and how carmen's coattails move is just mwah
carmen stays there for literally no reason how did you not see le chevre coming over to kick you in the back girl
that subliminal messaging device falling was sooo on key 🫦
so nitpicky but that opera singer is NOT opening her mouth enough literally watch any video of an opera singer their mouths are going twice that wide
the way she just plucks it from his hand is so funny
i love this fight btw. its so dynamic but its SILENT. and the entire fight is based around the need to not draw attention to themselves and disrupt the performance. very cool fight
like yeah the flips and the way they pull on each other's clothing and jump and use the bars and stuff super cool
literally the second time le chevre has done that exact same thing girly
that landing HAD to hurt SO BAD are you kidding
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HOW DO YOU KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR ME
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THATS MY O P I N I O N
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also love how carmen goes in slow motion before this but the music doesnt thats hilarious
wouldnt it have been funny if as carmen the singer was singing her high note carmen the thief fell on her
love the standing ovation and curtsy for the uh. fourth song of the opera
player was in record mode because he secretly loves opera and wanted to record the live performance of his favorite habanera
HUAN HONK HUNK HONK HA HION HA HONK he does bleat like a goat
THE DEAR BOY COMMENT WAS SO BASED NOT YOUR DEAR BOY
i find it very hard to believe that le chevre is so flippant about the mindwiping thing seeing as dr bellum is potentially setting him up for the exact same circumstances today in fighting carmen lmao
i love when characters on screens look at things from the perspective of the. screen
"remix" its just you dr bellum
carmen: haha quip player: oh girl u fucked up girl
love Carmen's thought process of being completely unaffected by the thing that got blasted directly in her face just because she wasn't the target
player does the most
i love doctor denim jeans she seems like such a nice enthusiastic person
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look at her shes so excited
what was carmen standing up there looking for anyway
pls player didnt even know it was gray but he knew. he was just like ffs carmen not the silver jambon
love how carmen is pinpointing his orders from vile as the problem and not. his willingness and ability to kill her
he's got good hearing wow
sparky is actually australian slang for an electrician. good to know. shocked crackle didnt name himself Sparky
love how crackles tone changes from joking to that dramatic "year of my life" speech i dont remember if they used that for flashbacks or trailers or what but its for something lol
"electrician" gray you sit at the desk and press buttons as far as we can tell dude
"yeah stranger go online and find some random guy to take you into the australian outback <3 my experience couldnt help you avoid a potentially bad situation there at all."
shes like four feet away and he's screaming lmaoo
it is just her name, honey maid
"the outback- may sound like somewhere you would take a man to shoot him but we have to save that for next season!"
mad respect for them primarily referring to it as uluru so it sticks that way and not the more colonialized name of ayers rock, which was given to it by, surprise surprise, a brit
its a miracle the car didnt break down in the outback after player told her to be careful in the harsh terrain. literally two episode ago he was like "be careful of altitude sickness!!" and then she died
god the music and animation in this episode are gorgeous though arent they?
miro is the most patient man on the planet
ivy being so fed up with him wheeze
carmen being polite and excusing herself from the conversation! never thought i'd see the day lol
i love miro he's just like what. what do you mean. who are you guys and he's right
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for sure the only tourist in the car
where did carmen get those hot little pink glasses and coats did they mug a couple workers or what
ivy and zack's sibling dynamic forever
she is for sure like five feet from that door and should not be running for as long as she is while talking to player she is a split second away from crashing into the wall
pls the rocket is so close to the facilities it would take the buildings out
GET HER ASS ZACK AND IVY NO MUSIC IN THE WORKPLACE
anyone else love the animation when ivy's waving the id badge at mom jeans denim
zack's little salute ive never noticed that before
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yeah your new interns. the most conspicuous american twenty year olds we can find who apparently blend in with every situation, including fashion week in milan
who voices bell bottom jeans because her australian accent is sketch is it sharon. it sounds a little like bellum
IT IS SHARON ok sorry queen your australian accent is not great </3
is there a "where in space is carmen sandiego" where zack and ivy go to an alien planet because i havent watched any of the 90s show but. that feels like it would happen
was player directing her through that or did carmen just randomly learn to hack too
love the single button to launch a whole rocket its so funny
brancusi jeans: that was the day i decided the laboratory is no place for opera speakers: opera in the laboratory skinny jeans: wow this is the best thing that has ever happened to me
i wonder if that cart wheel was 3d
ivy expertly tied that woman up great job ivy. ig she learned from boston lol. interesting tho- that is how carmen tied them up, and i wonder if carmen taught them
uh oh spaghettio
again cs color theory <3 with the button going green when vile's plan starts to work
also love how zack was just like "SHIT CARMEN SPONTANEOUSLY TURNED EVIL THAT SUCKS"
the rocket launched in less that 3 minutes! btw it will take more than 4 until we get to the final countdown. and we will cut down much of the space in between but its totally less than three ok
love the way ivy smashes through that door
wheeze the control panel at the top of the tower
zack's got the best australian accent out of all the terrible australian accents in this show. he could be on bluey
zack's cold chuckle before he tells el topo that the dingoes are mauling his boyfriend is priceless its so funny
adore the clear shock and horror in carmen's voice when she realizes what she's done. good gina moment thank you for a moment gina. oh nevermind that what have i done was sad and limp :(
AGAIN THE ANIMATION THIS EP. LIKE IVY CLIMBING THAT LADDER? MWAH
le chevre said grrr. WHAT? OUGH!
"let go" yes le chevre that is something she would do while you're dangling her a thousand feet above the ground
pls my video started buffering and it just went "OUT OF MY WA-" and then the screen went black ivy killed it
love ivy shes such a girlboss
still not sure btw how top and bottom arent recognizing the boston kids its. what the third, fourth time?
that little thing le chevre does i think must be a vile taught thing, which is interesting. he hooks his arms under hers and holds her there that way. i say that because in the s2 opener episode el topo does the exact same thing to carmen
the gays are so funny i love them
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ivy comes very close to dying a horrible death this episode lol
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"i've got you."
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drops her
she did not have to slide down the rocket like that but thank god she did. hot of her. love that her hair came down and her glasses came off for maximum hotness she booked it over here you can tell
miro!!!
the two gays are literally just >:( >:(
shit my pants joke
everyone laugh
player is literally that friend trying to get his bff not to get back in that toxic relationship GIRL HE TRIED TO KILL YOU LIKE. A WEEK AGO HE AINT WORTH THE FRESH START BROTHERLY RELATIONSHIP
i do like gina's voice acting here though. she does sound like she's actually. feeling things
god the shots in this show are so pretty
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look at that. art
even the light changing from green to red once she decides to blow him off. yes yes yes yes the red represents safety and certainty and as soon as that green light turns not only does it physically block her from crossing over to him just like she's mentally decided not to put it puts any question of vile completely out of the question
insert that tumblr post about wanting to make eye contact with someone from across a street and then disappear behind a bus here bc i can't find it
HOW IS SHE WALKING IN THAT DIRECTION THATS IMPOSSIBLE FOR THE BUS TRICK SHE JUST DID
woohoo carmen leading herself to believe that the only way she can keep people safe is to avoid them. im sure this wont come into play in any future searches for more familial figures of carmen's
i like all the human and animal remains in maelstrom's office. cool of him tbh
they wanted to say "bring me the head" so bad
anyway PAPER STAR! TRANSITION SENTENCE TO NEXT EP! i love next ep paper star is so cool. also beginnings of julethief. look, i have a transition sentence too.
next week is actually two days ago on saturday but thats okay ill hopefully get it done sometime this week, so i can be on time for being late this saturday. hope you liked this ep's notes <3
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ayoharuko · 1 year
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Heyyyy so idk if you write for male readers, but can you write a Kurama x Male!Reader(if not male then gender neutral at the very least) that takes place during the Dark Tournament Arc and Y/N sees Kurama in his demon form for the first time and is kinda like "OH NO HE'S HOT" and is just kinda panicking because they just KNOW that their face is about as red as a tomato right now and they don't know how to deal.
If you can't do this than feel free to ignore! Have a nice day!!! :D
Helloooo, thanks for the request! also yes I do write for male readers hehehehe~
This will be a oneshot and might be a little long(got carried away oop) but I hope u enjoy!
Also I had to rewatch the ep because I kinda forgot how it went, so I hope this was a little accurate~
Twisted the battle a little to fit the plot/request, hope thats fine :)
REMINDER: This character does not belong to me but belongs to Yoshihiro Togashi. This is all fictional work so please try not to take this too seriously :)
WARNING: A little suggestive but its Yoko come on lol
~Yoko Kurama x Male Reader~
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Currently it was Kurama vs Ura Urashima.
You were nervous of course, I mean you did have a huge crush on him so it'd be a shame if he died when you haven't confessed to him yet-
Yea...you definitely had a morbid way of thinking things.
''I'm sure Kurama's got this!'' Botan said smiling at you, an ''Huh?'' was all you responded and Botan spoke again ''I know you've got a BIG crush on him-'' Before you could let her finish her sentence you threw your hands on her mouth, shutting her up.
''Botann!'' You whisper-yell at her, glaring. ''Hehehehe~'' She just giggled and you just pulled your hands back focusing on the fight.
As soon as your gaze felt to the stadium you were shocked to see Kurama laying on the ground...in pain
Suddenly lots of smoke surrounded the stadium and you(and everyone else) couldn't see inside...
Now you were actually starting to worry.....
''K-Kurama....'' You whisper out his name and suddenly you felt a hug wave of powerful demon energy from the stadium....
'This energy...is it Kurama's or? No...it can't be...' You knew about Kurama's secret...
About him being a famous fox demon named 'Yoko'
But you haven't seen his demon form yet.
Until now
You heard a yell from the stadium and when the all the smoke subsided, you saw a low level demon dead.
Your eyes darted to the other side of the stadium and you swore that your heart skipped a beat...
There he stood in all his glory, beautiful sliver hair, ears and tail. Yea that guy was definitely the Shuichi you know, well his Yoko now-
''Beautiful...'' You couldn't help but whisper out, it seem like the demon fox heard you because he looked straight at you with a slight smirk present on his face.
You blush and excuse yourself to Botan and the other girls.
''Wait where you going!?'' Botan yelled through the crowd, ''J-Just gonna get some fresh air!'' You yell back at her pushing through the crowd, all the while trying to hide your red face.
Botan huffed and went back to Shizuru, Yukina and Keiko
''Hm...his probably flustered seeing Kurama's demon form'' Shizuru said smirking a bit.
''Oh I knew he loved Kurama!'' Botan yelled happily. All the while Keiko and Yukina were just a tad confused.
Back to you, you were now inside of your teams locker room, and you were hiding your face in your hands while thinking of ways to calm your beating heart down, when suddenly the door opened.
You looked by the door and widened your eyes with panic, there was Yoko standing there proudly and....smirking?
This man does things to you....
''Y-Yoko! Ah...are you injured?'' You ask the fox demon standing from the bench you were sitting on.
''Barely'' He responded, god his voice was as sweet as honey and deep as chocolate....he was so hot..his ams look so strong-
''Hm...do you like staring at me?'' You heard him say as you broke you gaze from his arms.
''S-Sorry....'' You mumbled out still looking away from him, ''You know...I don't know what Shuichi saw in you that he was smitten by you..'' Yoko said as he walked closer to you.
Your eyes widened in shocked at this and you looked at him with a blush, ''W-What...?'' You ask unsure of what to respond.
Yoko chuckled and rest his hand on the wall beside you, successfully trapping you in his gaze, looking at you with something present in his eyes you can't quite understand.
Yoko then chuckled and started to speak again ''Now I know why he was so smitten by you...'' He said with a smirk.
You at him confused yet flustered as he spoke again ''Your beautiful for a guy...'' He said grabbing your chin.
You were at a lost for words and very much red faced by now, you never expected your long time crush(Well now Yoko) likes you...
Oh the things this man makes you feel....
You were broken away from your thoughts as Yoko started leaning more closer at your face.....was he gonna kiss you??
You freeze at the spot as Yoko captured your lips....
Oh my god....
His lips is so soft...you felt like you were on cloud nine right now....
You soon closed your eyes and kissed Yoko back. After a few minutes of kissing, you both soon broke apart and Yoko looked at you with love...
Wait....
''Your gay?'' You suddenly ask with a curious face on, Yoko laughed at that and said ''Well...only Shuichi can answer that...but..I like you so isn't that enough?'' He said with a smile.
''I guess...'' You mumble out, Yoko smiled again and stepped away from you speaking once again ''I'll see you sometime again my treasure~'' He said and suddenly smoke filled the locket room.
You coughed out ad cleared the smoke away calling out Yoko's name multiple times. ''I'm afraid Yoko's time has expire'' You heard a familiar voice say.
Your Vision soon cleared out and you saw Shuichi in all his glory smiling at you. ''Y-Your back!'' You yell happily.
He chuckled and held your hands looking at you lovingly, ''I apologize for not confessing sooner...I wanted to wait for the right time until Yoko took control of course...'' He said with a sigh.
You just smile and held his hands tighter, ''Its fine...I'm just happy to know you like me ahahahaha...'' You say with a laugh.
''Then...would you accept me as your boyfriend, and you as my boyfriend?'' He asked the question you were waiting for.
You smiled happily and hugged him tightly while yelling lots yeses~
You soon let go of him and you both walked back to the arena, ''I promise after this tournament I'll take you on a proper date'' Shuichi said with a smile.
You smile back him and kissed him on the cheek.....
''I'll be waiting then''
Meanwhile the others:
''Whats taking Kurama so long? We have a tournament to win!'' Kuwabara yelled angrily, Botan heard this(Somehow) and yelled from the crowd.
''LET KURAMA AND Y/N TAKE THEIR TIME!'' She yelled making the girls(Expect Shizuru) sweat drop at this..
Lots of teasing from Botan is waiting for you Y/n~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Done!~
I am so sorry that this took so long, finals and personal life things has been pretty rough with me, but I hope that you enjoyed this and thank you for being patient with me and thanks for the wonderful request :)
Bye and see you at my next post!~
Reblogs are appreciated and Feedback/Comments are always appreciated! :3
(Note: please don't copy and paste my works anywhere, and if you do see them on other platform please inform me.)
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ieatyourbeauty · 1 year
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**Enemies With Benefits: Soap x OC part 1**
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I used whyiseverygingerhot chat ai with this not all of it is going to be from the chat ai obviously I'm going to change alot of things but it did give me good building blocks to use. MDNI
slight NSFW no fucc just thinking about fucc.
I'm using a OC of mine called Josey call name Spider.
and if u see yellow text hi hello thats me
heres part 2
Spider and Soap DO NOT get along at the start of this thus the title so what happens when two drunk enemies meet in a hallway?
Soap was sitting in the chair writing in his journal waiting for mission briefing, Spider entered the room dreading when she saw the only seat available was next to soap she cant stand that man but she has no other choice in her eyes and sits next to him. Soap looked beside him giving spider a cold stare his tone irritated clearly showing his mutual distaste in her.
Soap: Spider...
Spider: Soap.
Spider gives him a glare and rolls her eyes already done with his tone of voice. Soap would simply huff in response focusing back on his journal he doesn't seem to have the energy or the interest to converse with her. Especially someone that doesn't seem to give him much respect he's the type of guy that demands respect and gives it as a rarity.
Spider focuses on the meeting she doesn't give men like him the time of day the type that disrespect her, she ignores his huffs and puffs. When the meeting dismisses soap leaves his notebook accidently on the chair. Soap not realizing this until he was halfway down the hallway runs back into the room seeing Spider with the journal in her hands. Soaps eyes would lock on spider and his journal she was holding it wasn't long before he walked over to her.
Soap: Give me that.
He was holding his hand out and ordering it not asking DEMANDING. Spider saw this as an opportunity to fuck with him her favorite pastime.
Spider: Oh is this yours? You know its irresponsible of a sergeant to leave his personal items around.
With that she gives the notebook back to him but also she has to have the last word which pissed him the fuck off.
Spider: next time keep better eyes on your things.
Soap eyes narrow on her as he goes to pocket his journal and gives a scoff. She's getting to him....he has to watch his temper here.
Soap: Thanks for the advice, Spider.
he'd reply sarcastically, with a sneer.
Soap: Don't touch my things.
He added after a few seconds, keeping eye contact to let her know his meaning. (fuck you dont touch my shit)
Spider: Don't leave your things in my reach then.
She bumps in him on purpose when she walks by him, Soap would let out a growl of annoyance as she walked past him. He would turn and watch her walk away not taking his eyes off her, thinking in his mind she is going to be a problem his petty mind thinking of ways to get back at her.
(lets jump at another scene shall we yikes at these two)
It was practice at the gun range Spider was shooting her targets out of the corner of her eye she sees Soap also practicing and instantly gets irritated. Soap would be a little ways down the range, taking careful aim at his target. Before sending round after round down range and sending them straight through the paper target, causing it to be shredded with each shot. Once he's finished he puts away his pistol, turning his head and giving Spider a cold stare. Spider returns his gaze with a vicious glare she shoots multiple round in the target mostly the head and heart its seems her irritation of him made Spider a better shot.
Soap watches, his eyes narrow as she manages a pretty tight grouping and sending multiple rounds at the paper target. He's not impressed after Spider is done she puts her pistol down and takes off her ear muffs she hears him clapping.
Soap: Nicely done, Spider.
He said this in a mocking tone, not to give her a compliment but to belittle her. Clearly this got to Spider cause she sucked her teeth she had to return the insult and clearly this was gonna do it.
Spider: I could challenge you to a sniping competition but why would I want to challenge second place to Gaz of all people.
Soap would roll his eyes before letting out a sarcastic laugh and shaking his head a bit.
Oh how little she knows.....
Soap: A sniping Challenge, eh? You really think you could outshoot me?
He's ask for letting out a chuckle, Soap pulled his sniper rifle out, give the barrel a once over and he's look down and over the scope, lining it up at a paper target, Spider doing the same focusing on her target taking a deep breath.
Spider: I know I can.
Soap: Ready?
Spider: Ready.
They both fired several rounds at different paper targets at different distances the other soldiers looked at them in shock and competition was so close it was undetermined.
Soap: hmm a tie then?
He would ask with a surprise tone in his voice. He'd look over at her, with a small smirk on his face, he was impressed even if he didn't want to admit it.
Spider: I guess so
She sighed she walked past him not acknowledging him. Soap looks at her as she walks away once more, and lets out a irritated groan as he crosses his arms. It was a tie so he really couldn't be all that mad with her for it, he would mutter some choice words under his breath to himself.
Soap: Bloody woman
Spider: I heard that! and by the way the 70's called they want their mohawk back!
Soap didnt even turn to look at her as she yelled, but a bit of red started to tint the tips of his ears, his jaw tightened and he huffed in frustration you could practically see the steam coming from his ears.
Soap: Oh really!? well, at least my hairstyle isnt....Spidery!
He'd yell back , making fun of her call name. He didnt really mean to yell, but his temper got out of hand. The insults wouldn't end here it was just the beginning of it for those two. Some of the other soldiers laughed Soap would give em a death stare shut them up real quick.
(its like watching a car crash so funny)
It was Sparring Practice Unfortunately Spider and Soap were partners that day (oh man I wonder who did that the writer did she did :p ) Spider said under her breath.
Spider: fucking dammit....
Soap eye twitched as she spoke under her breath. He was very good at hearing...a lil too good his eyes glanced at her.
Soap: What'd you say?
His voice stern he still pissed off over the previous events at his rate he was on his way from being annoyed from being full on enraged. Ignoring his question she put on her gloves giving him a snide look.
Spider: I hope you can fight better than u can insult. Really? spider hair? what does that even mean.
Soap would crack his knuckles, and look straight at her with that same cold look on his face. His fists were already balled up he looked mad enough to strike.
Soap: haha you're a real funny one.
He'd respond sarcastically, before getting right up in her face.
Soap: You've got a big mouth for a new kid Spider. you really think you can take me?
he's ask, his tone full of aggression, with no respect at all.
Spider: I'll lay you on your back faster than the blonde bimbos you like to fuck.
They enter the padded ring and put their fists up.
Soap's face darkened, It was clear that her insults were getting under his skin
Soap: oh is that so?
He'd ask his eyes locking with her's for a moment before he launched forward and sent a quick three punch combo, a right, a left and another right, all aimed towards her. Spider was able to block the first two punches but the third managed to hit her cheek, she staggered back and spit on the ground it was a mix of spit and blood (she gonna have a bruise tomorrow) . As far as strength is concerned Soap has her beat but technical skill no that's where she shines she runs at him giving a fake punch before she gives a hard kick to his ribs on his right side.
Soap eyes widen thinking she was gonna punch him but he wasnt fast enough to dodge the kick to his ribs, he let out a gasp as the air was knocked out of him. He staggered forward grabbing his side as he tries to catch a breath again...this fight was not going as he'd expected, and that was starting to get to him it seems he underestimated her.
Soap: you're better than I thought.
He'd say his eyes now his eyes full of poison, Spider goes to a more offensive stance.
Spider: Come on Soap, you wouldn't want your get your ass beat by someone shorter than you.
(this short 4'9 bitch is fighting this man with her shortstack ass lol.)
Soap's eyes narrowed on her as she spoke, and he let out a small chuckle. before giving her a dark glare and a smile that was more of a sneer than a genuine thing of kindness.
Soap: lil spider thinks she can take on a big one.
He'd say sarcastically as he rushed towards her throwing a full force jab to her face using all his body weight behind it. She would duck the jab roll on the ground and kick the back of his legs down before standing up. Her move would end up knocking him down and flat on his back. His eyes narrowed on her after he was on the ground, his fists balled up, and he was staring straight at her, so full of anger and rage..he rolls to his feet rushing at her tackling her down on the floor with him pinning her with his weight and pressure as he puts her in a chokehold he speaks....
Soap: you'd do well to show me some respect, spider...
Spider: fuck..you
Spider is pissed she manages to bite his arm hard drawing blood, Soap let out a loud shout of pain as she bit on his arm. He'd pull her by the hair to lift her up from the ground with one hand and grabbing her neck by the other he'd was breathing in her ear he was out of breath whispering in her ear. Spider seemed so cocky so arrogant and he had enough of it...
Soap: you want to see where this goes!?
His voice was full of fury he's never been this mad she's never seen him this mad... She elbows his chest HARD and he lets her go she staggered to the ground coughing from his choke. All this did was make him angrier.
Soap: Go On! Elbow Me again!
He shouted his voice dripping with venom, she looked at him with pure malice in her eyes when they both hear..
Ghost: ENOUGH!
(arianna what are you doing here ha ha ha ha!)
Ghost was leaning on the doorway the fight was over.
Spider groaned when she got up and gave Soap a look before throwing her gloves on the floor before leaving the room to the showers she was pissed. Soap's eyes followed her as she left, he turned to Ghost he was breathing hard an sweating like mad. Ghost noticed a certain amount of regret in his eyes this was Soap's temper getting the best of him again...Ghost could only imagine what he'd do if this continued.
Soap sat at one of the nearby benches....he looked exhausted. His nose had started bleeding he wiped it away and he had multiple bruises from the fight. He'd lean his head down and sighed.
Ghost: strange..you never let a soldier get to you before...why this one.
Soap: She's Arrogant, Cocky, with a big mouth!
He'd slam a hand against the bench lightly before sighing and leaning back
Ghost: ....looks like you two got more in common than you think....
Soap would give ghost a dumbfounded look his eyebrow raising a bit..
Soap: What?
He'd ask, his confusion on his face. He's obviously not catching on to the point that ghost is making..
Ghost: I remember when you were like spider, hotheaded and well...you still have the big mouth.
Soap gave him a "really?" look he would take a deep breath, and would shake his head at ghost. He laugh a bit ....
Soap: I wasn't that bad when I was new I had some respect ...I wasn't so arrogant.
Soap wasn't a humble guy, but even he had somewhat of a respect for the higher ranked officers so that must mean this girl is a whole new level of arrogance in his eyes.
Ghost: I think this a problem you can handle on your own Johnny.
(my guy really said not my monkeys not my circus LMAO)
Soap would grunt a bit was ghost really going to leave him to fix this problem alone? He didnt want to hurt the girl....but.....he needed to get through her thick skull somehow make her take him seriously.
Soap: that girl has got to learn..
He would say in a serious tone with a frown on his face. He was usually a chill kind of guy but she was getting to him....even thinking about her got him angry again.
Ghost: Dont worry you'll figure it out
(bye my baby daddy)
with that ghost leaves the room Soap is frustrated with Ghost's vague words words. he sighs sill pissed but he started to calm down a bit he took a deep breath.
Soap: well he's not going to be any help...
He grumbles before getting off the bench and standing up. he goes to exit the training area. he would mumble to himself.
Soap: If she messes with me again I won't take it lightly.
Meanwhile Spider is in the showers washing her body of the fight shes going to be sore tomorrow. She blushes thinking about Soap's eyes and muscles his voice, she felt hot in her pussy she thought about him just taking her in the middle of the ring with people watching. Reality hit her when the water from the shower turned cold.
Spider: God what the actual fuck is wrong with me.
She sighed to herself ending the shower and drying off putting casual clothes on she exits the showers.
okay this is part 1 Jesus I did not think my edits would make it this long lemme know what you think I haven't written since fucking forever. I am working on the second part so stay tuned.
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tinytinybumblebee · 7 months
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OMGOMGOMG!!! I have so much to say about the new eps for ofmd!!! There was so much happening that gave me litte vibes! Rahhhh!
OMG CAN WE PLEASE START WITH ED??? His whole vibe through s2 already gave off little vibes, but i want to focus on 2 eps that gave me baby eddie vibes. The episode where ed is acting like hes at a inn and playing and stuff, omg, that would be such a fun game stede would want to play with him went he got back ;u; and then the whole of ep 5 is just baby eddie. The onesie??? The cat collar??? Oh, he so regressed when stede helped him get dressed into that onesie RAHHHHH-
And then izzy???? Hes getting a whole arc this season??? He definitely gave me baby vibes as well!!! The way he was so upset went he got a bit too tipsy with a *certain adult drink* that definitely made him regress into a deep baby state :[, and when he pops around the ship when stede enters in a room or just walks around the ship is definitely little vibes XDD he just stands there quietly before he talks and scqres the hecc out of stede XD
Also, kiddo/tiny lucius!! It was definitely when he threw ed off the ship he felt so so bad and regressed, and it made it a even deeper regression when he got that a carved wooden whale off izzy -u- and he definitely regressed all by himself once he got on to that other ship (i forgot what it was called XD) with the pirate queen :[
AND THE REST OF THE CREW ISTG!!! At the kind of ending of ep 5 when stede tells them all to come close to him and he tells them theres nothing to worry about with a curse or such, it send all the littles straight into a fuzzy regressed state. And they all were probably fuzzy the whole of ep 5 once stede got his hands on the cursed clothing
OKAY THATS ALL KSJSJSSJSJ- i acnt wait for more episodes to come!!!
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Yes!!!!! Season 2 is the era of tiny times😤💖💖💖💖 mister Jenkins saw us and heard us-
But eeee yes!! Tiny Ed playing pretend as an innkeeper and being spoon fed in that episode was PEAK tiny Ed!! And when he got mad during dinner at Anne's house, hiding under a blanket and pouting, that is such a tiny having a tantrum vibe😤💖
Aaa a yes with Izzy n' Lucius!!! Those two lads have had it ROUGH and should totally be tiny together, playing with the wooden things Izzy has made while Lucius draws pretty pictures in his journal
And!!!! For REAL the crew of the Revenge are all just lil guyssss n' Stede is Mama birdie who has to settle their quarrels or fears of curses with gentle words and steering them to a less violent choice of fixing stuff xD♡♡♡
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askribbonmiku · 7 months
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wah
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dO I LOoK
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weEeeEeEeEeEeE
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hELLO lovelies! Is been such a long while since that post ! ya gurl is in Uni now ! attending art courses ! Imma gp straight to the point about this lil comeback yee ?
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So apparantly my artstyle has been changing drastically and ive been learning stuff!
And since the motovations has been coming back lately i HAVE been planning to make a small comeback ! But with the story being stuck like this i decided to let the girls have a resetted timeline , where everything goes back to zero and starting over !
It will be a better for me to actually think about what lore should be focused on , and lately ive been standing on the angst side so be sure to be ready for a bubbly moment to went down angsty pretty quick >:D
It be possible to actually draw half bodies or specific headshots in this style , while the others might be on chibi style for bubbly moments !
So the banner will be taken down and will be replaced within the story progressing ! If you would like to see the store up and running again feel free to interact to progress it further more ! and even maybe a chance to participate in the lore as a side : D
pss- side characters CAN be a main key to further stories , yknow-
but anyway its been such a long while i came back to the vocaloid tumblr community and i hope to meet some more friends and local artisits and mutuals !
As said i think i may or may not be super distracting and be very much losing motivation easily , so i opened up another blog specifically for a minecraft character i owned ! Send asks its way to interact with you from the blocky world ! It'll keep me up to update one and another for it to not died down so quickly so do pls look foward !
Blog right here ! ---> @thebookinthecorner
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Thats all the updates for now!
Cant wait to start a fresh new life , and be able to interact with ya;ll once more !
Stay ribbonized!
-luv , da coming soon back mun and wanna say why does uni hostel and school area needed to be seperated by a street b r u h
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hermanunworthy · 10 months
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!DNDADS S2 EP37 SPOILERS!
im a bit late bc i was at work all day but time for ep37 reactions!! i cant believe its already here
- now ive heard everyone talking about the intro i bet its gonna be a rickroll or some shit
- ITS FUCKINF ALL STAR. I KNEW THEY WOULD PULL SOMETHING LIKE THIS
- A TEENAGE GIRLS PARENT JUST GOT SHOT AND KILLED AND UR PLAYING ALL STAR.
- hermie mention in the intro im so calm and cool and chill about this /j
- "ur enough as u are" AINT NO WAY UR ABOUT TO MAKE ME START CRYING OVER A PARODY OF SMASH MOUTHS ALL STAR. WHY DID U HAVE TO PULL OUT THE BIG GUNS
- I DONT WANT THE TAYLOR VOICE CHANGE GOD NO
- MATT IM SCREAMING
- WILL CAMPOS U ABSOLUTE MADMAN. i already knew he was gonna find a way around using revivify but THAT WAS WILD
- are people gonna start drawing normal w that piece of jewelry now. bc i wanna. i already like drawing him w bracelets
- oh god what is beths fact gonna be.
- "i just keep meeting all the right people at all the wrong times" BETH MAY U ARE EVIL. THE PLOT OF THIS EPISODE HASNT EVEN STARTED AND IM ALREADY EMO
- ITS STARTING. OH NO
- NICKY BETTER FUCKING SHOW UP im curious to see what they actually decided on for the reason for him not being there last episode
- HERMIE WAS REMEMBERED giggles and kicks my feet
- TAYLOR AND LINCOLN ARENT AWARE THAT TERRY IS DEAD RN.
- were getting terris reaction rn i cant believe this is happening
- IM starting to feel sick godddd
- i bet im gonna see art of the lincoln and taylor piggyback ride hehe
- OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD TERRIS ASLEEP THIS MEANS WERE GONNA GET SCARY BACK. ALSO IS SHE GONNA SEE WILLY OH NOOOO
- NO NO NO NO NONONO
- "theres my girl" STFUUUUUU
- DOES SCARY REMEMBER ANYTHING??? DOES SHE KNOW WHATS GOING ON????
- "just wake him up" I. HATE. THIS EPSIODE
- SCARY GETTING CHOKED UP I CANT DO THIS
- TERRY DIDNT EVEN NEED TO DIE FUCK THIS
- "whoooa shit thats fucked up!" anthony burch i know u are just so incredibly pleased w urself.
- SCARYS STILL PRETENDING LIKE SHE DOESNT CARE ABOUT TERRY. JUST FEEL UR FEELINGS GIRL GOOD GOD
- "EMBARRASSING"??? FOR A KID TO BE UPSET THAT ONE OF THEIR PARENTS GOT MURDERED???? WILLY STAMPLER WTF IS WRONG W U
- there was never a more obvious lie than willy saying hell revive terry
- 19 INSIGHT LETS GOOO
- THATS RIGHT SCARY. STAND THE FUCK UP TO HIM
- NORMAL DESPERATELY TRYING TO HELP AWWWW MAN :[[ I HATE THIS
- PUTS MY HEAD IN MY HANDS. THIS IS SO DEEPLY UPSETTING
- WHEN WE SAID WE WANTED MORE SCARY AND NORMAL INTERACTIONS WE DIDNT THINK ITD BE LIKE THIS!!!
- THE TWINS ARE HERE NOW OMG
- beth is out for fucking blood this episode. god she is so good at making the audience feel for her characters
- SHES TELEPORTING TO GRANT?? IM NOT READY YET
- "hes dangerous! get away from him!" THE FACT THAT THIS IS LINCOLN SAYING THIS ABOUT GRANT BREAKS MY HEART
- SCARY HAS A GUN FUCK YEAH!!!
- FIRST HERMIE SPEAKING LINE OF THE EPISODE YIPPEEEE
- halfway through the episode now. cant wait to see what could possibly go wrong next!!
- i love whenever anthony allows a fun rulebreaking idea to work
- IDK WHY THE IDEA OF THE KIDDADS HAVING A GC IS SO FUNNY TO ME
- rons status remains a mystery....
- "we could do a whole scene w just hermie and all the other ones" u joke matt but i enjoy every scene w hermie no matter how unnecessary and drawn out
- as always linc and taylor are such a funny iconic duo
- WERE FINALLY GETTING ANGRY NORMAL??? FINALLY????
- WILL WITHDRAWING HIS COOL MOVE LMAO
- i just realized WE STILL HAVENT SEEN NICKY!!! GODDAMN!!!
- "the gayest fucking mecha of all time" swiftli fans do u like the new ship name /j
- ig i cannot deny it anymore swiftli is practically canon atp
- NICKY!!!! NICKY!!!!! I SHOT STRAIGHT UP IN MY SEAT
- NICKY AND HERMIE ARE FINALLY INTERACTING. PRAISE THE LORD
- i thought nicky got all his limbs back?? did anthony just forget
- btw ive probably been waking up my whole house w how hard im laughing over swiftli this episode
- LINCOLNS GONNA PUNCH GRANT WHOA. WHOA
- "so what are u gonna do, ur gonna kill me?" as i said before. i hate this episode.
- SCARY OBLITERATED PAPA JOHN SO FAST WHOA.
- THE DUNGEON SETUP VS THE TONE OF THE EPISODE HELPPP
- i just had such a weird thought/prediction. but i will hold my tongue. bc the last time i said something like this it came true and i do not want this to come true
- IS SCARY GONNA BREAK IT W LOVE FOR TERRY. I CANT DO THIS
- "i love u and i hate that u made me love u when u are who u are and u knew it." I WISH U COULD SEE MY FUCKING FACE RN. HOLYYY SHIT THATS DEVASTATING
- oh. my. good. lord.
- GUYS????? I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO NOW. HOLY FUCK. THAT WAS HEAVY AS SHIT
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crazyf0rswayze · 10 months
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Johnny x Tae: Parents Pt7
Warnings: violence/fighting, kisses with no consent, mentions of scars
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Tae let out a yelp as she was dragged back into the ally way, and Johnny ran back to help her, but Randy stopped him
"We know you just doin' this to impress the broad" Randy said with a chuckle
"So just back off..." Randy continued
"U-unlike you i-i actually care. I don't d-do shit just to impress people" Johnny said
"B-b-b-b-but" Randy said mocking Johnny's stuttering
"God you sound like a helpless little kid, oh wait...you are one. BAHAHAHAHA" Randy laughed out
Johnny backed away as if to leave, and as soon as Randy and the other guys left their guard down, he ran up to punch him....but stopped in his tracks. Tae was....was kissing Bob... No...no HE was forcing himself on her. Tae was struggling to get out of Bob's grasp, and Johnny was struggling to get out of Randy's. Randy wasn't just holding him back, he was making Johnny watch what Bob was doing to her.
"JOHNNY....HELP" Tae yelled out between forceful kisses
"Get. Off. Of...me" Tae said between Bob's forceful kisses. She was pushing and punching to get out of Bob's grasp
"God, your so hot when you all worked up" Bob said before pushing her against a wall. He wrapped her legs around his waist forcefully...he wasn't gonna....do anything to her...was he? He wouldn't....
Just then Johnny got out of Randy's grasp and pushed Bob to the ground, punching him, and digging his short nails into the socs skin.
"DONT YOU EVER MAKE A LADY DO WHAT SHE DOESNT WANNA! AND SHES MINE YOU ASSHOLE! SHE DOESN'T LIKE YOUR KIND" Johnny screamed out in anger as he beat the tar outta Bob.
"My kind huh? Well what's my kind" Bob said flipping the positions so he was on top of Johnny punching into his face, clearly aiming at his scar because that's where it would likely hurt most. Johnny winced in pain before flipping Bob to the ground again.
"You wanna know what your kind is? Really? It's white trash with mustangs and madras" Johnny said before throwing a final punch and standing up. Bob was bleeding a little, but it was payback for that tuff scar he left on Johnny's face. Speaking of which, around his scar was bleeding because of how Bob aimed at it.
"C'mon, let's go back to Darry's and get you cleaned up" Tae said walking out of the ally. Once that were far enough away Johnny turned directly facing Tae.
"Are you ok? Did Bob hurt you, or touch you anywhere where you shouldn't be touched? He didn't punch you, or pull a blade right? Y-your ok???" Johnny asked surveying Tae's body to make sure she was ok.
'He looked kinda cute when he was worried about me' Tae thought.
"I'm ok Johnnycakes...he...he didnt touch me, he didnt pull a blade, he didnt punch me" Tae confirmed
"Ok...th-thats good." Johnny said as Tae reached over to hold his hand.
"Come on hun, let's get you all cleaned up" Tae said as the couple continued to walk to the Curtis house. As they arrived they went straight to the bathroom.
"Second time this week we're cleaning each other up from a fight" Tae chuckled
"Yea..." Johnny said
"Hey...you ok?" Tae asked, sensing something was wrong
"Did that kiss from Bob mean anything to you?" Johnny asked with worried eyes.
"God no! He...he's and asshole, and the kisses really hurt me. Like....physically he was so rough and I hated it. They meant nothing good, they only meant to prove he's a douche bag" Tae explained
"Mmmhhmm...maybe this will help them feel better?" Johnny said courageously as he leaded down from his sitting position on the vanity to kiss Tae's lips softly.
"Mmmhhmmm" Tae lightly moaned into the kiss. It turned into a makeout session. It didnt go further, but the couple enjoyed having each other's lips connected. It felt loving!
"Johnny..." Tae whispered
"D-did I do something wrong?" He said pulling away from Tae's face
"No...but if we spend much more time in her everyone's gonna question us, and I still have to clean you up" Tae explained softly
"Uuhhhggg. Ok." Johnny said. Tae laughed a little, she could tell he was loving the kiss.
Tae continued to clean up Johnny's face, and when they finished they walked out holding hands.
"Tae...im really sorry about the bet. I shouldn't have even made it, and I shouldn't have made it a big deal that I won." Dallas apologized
Tae just looked at Johnny with a look of question basically asking 'is he saying sorry on his own or did you make him'. Johnny shrugged and sat down in the couch
"Uh...i-its ok Dal" Tae said before sitting beside Johnny and cuddling up next to him. Pretty much the whole gang looked at them. Really the only people who knew were Darry, Two-bit, and Dallas.
"W-what? I-i can't cuddle my boyfriend" Tae asked everyone shyly
"BOYFRIEND???" Sodapop and Ponyboy yelled out at the same time
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Pt 8?
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Hiiii this might be weird lol but I saw your addition to the post discussing the correlation between the gay trans men phenomenon to misogyny and you brought up the topic of rising trans slash in fanfics - as someone whose been in fandoms for like 10+ years you’re sooo right!! Even though I do read all sorts of fanfic (gay, lesbian, platonic) I’d say I’ve always had a more critical approach in fandom stuff (plus getting more into radfem theory about 3 years ago) and from the get go I always saw the ~majority~ of male slash fanfic created by women as an expression of romance/smut through a non-misogynistic lens; “men get to be people while women are women yadda yadda”. A perception I’ve always had at the back of my mind, so it always confused me when in the past 5ish years suddenly women who had consumed so much gay fanficton were proclaiming they must actually be gay men
You mentioned the rise in trans slash media and honestly I thought I was going crazy lol. There has definitely been a huge shift, where suddenly the components that made the work gay could just be altered and it’s supposedly still the same. Apologies if this seems vulgar but the switch to now male characters actually being trans, feminization in sexual/non sexual manners, and sometimes just having a “boyp*ssy” at minimum has been really fucking weird, and in some fandom spaces I’m in the change seems to have skyrocketed in the past ~6 months
Honestly sorry for the random ramble and feel free to disregard but I would love to know if you have anymore to say on this topic. I think I’ve only encountered one light discussion overlapping fanfiction / feminist theory, so it’s always interesting when I see the topic brought up!
No worries sis, it's not weird.
I am there with you. I'd been noticing the trend but when I wanted to have a quick look at Captain Marvel femslash I was like 3 pages of results in and still hadn't seen one that didn't include 'girlpenis' or equivalent. I was legit annoyed, the last thing anyone wants when looking for fxf is the word penis getting involved.
I don't want to discount homophobic fetishisation of course. As a lesbian I never really believed that was real until I finally saw some hetero fandom friends genuinely being sexually attracted to males cast in live action versions of a cartoon and I was like .. wait a second u guys were serious?? So yeah thats real, but I highly doubt it's the main reason. Especially when so many lesbians are super into slash fic as well.
So to your point, while I do think the popularity of gay male slash fiction has largely been due to women wanted to escape misogyny, I don't believe it's been a conscious thought. I don't believe many of these girls and women actively thought they are lesser than men, I don't think choosing to write mxm was a decision to highlight misogyny, I think it's just an entirely internalised 'feeling' that somehow putting a woman with a man is demeaning or inequitable therefore they want their favourite blorbo to be with someone that doesnt give them that feeling. And, to straight women, men are hot.
Like notice how so many of the pov men in older mxm fics are the one that bottoms? Even the concept of strict set in stone roles for top and bottom defining your character (seme and uke) really is more reminiscent of hetero relationships that actual real life gay relationships. I truly do think there is reason to believe this is due to making one character (the bottom) more relatable as a subconscious woman stand in. They were always shorter, they were almost always weaker, they had less body hair, they were almost always prettier and more feminine, their male genitalia was small and often barely remarked on and there was no question that their main participation in sex was being penetrated. They were trans men before the idea of trans men and gender being unrelated to sex really ramped up.
It makes perfect sense to me that the next step in that train of thought, that men and women feel unequal and gender is not related to sex, is "well I relate to men as an equal therefore I must also be a man". Like if you haven't stepped back to understand your own bias, how would you ever realise the true answer is women are equal humans despite the way the world treats us? It's not correct and it comes from a place of homophobia where straights consider gayness a club they can join on a whim rather than a meaningful material experience, but it's understandable that's the leap being made.
You are right, it has gotten so much worse over the last six months. Maybe ABO has finally become truely accepted and now anyone feels they can put any genitals on any character like its a mix and match. Maybe trans ideology has finally fully taken over the majority of fandom spaces. Maybe actual gay writers and fans got sick of so much unwanted hetero we have started dropping out of popular fandom spaces.
Seriously trying to find gay fanfiction now is so much harder than ever before, but it's something people not in fandom spaces are missing because if you see nothing more than the characters in ships you'd think it was gay. Fandom spaces are becoming hostile to homosexuality in a way I wouldn't have predicted 10 years ago. I think they probably always were, tbh, it was just that misogynistic straight women didn't realise they had another option and could get by on the fetish until they found this solution.
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