#but this is funnier than the canon

[internetskiff]

While I personally prefer the industrial aesthetic of Portal 2, it's kinda hard to deny that Portal 1's BTS areas had a sort of vibe to them that is unlike Portal 2's take on it. The industrial areas from Portal 1 are basically a hell of nonsensical technology. It's hilarious, it seems like GLaDOS rebuilding the place from scratch after her awakening somehow made it arguably LESS of a nightmare. I mean, just look at this.

That's not so bad? OK. It gets worse. Why did Aperture have these devices.

What do these pistons even DO they're just here to crush people and smudge up the ceilings with MOLD. Did they put these here so the janitors would always have massive stains on the ceiling they would have to clean (or, more than likely, die trying)?????????

Some of these areas look like they wouldn't even be TRAVERSABLE unless they just handed portal guns out willy nilly.

You know you've fucked up when the homicidal robot is more generous with catwalk placement than whatever termite mound of construction workers that had to pile on top of eachother to build all of this. The only areas I'd argue look even remotely hospitable are the offices, which actually do look kinda cozy, but you'd probably end up getting squashed by a stray piston before you could even GET there.

Y'know Chell is pretty formidable but I think who we really need to fear is whoever the hell worked maintenance before the incident because if you can survive this building-sized tetanus-infested oven I'm pretty sure not even the fuckin Combine would be much of an issue for you. "Oh yeah I had to dodge like 10 pistons in order to get to Turret Manufacturing" like JESUS CHRIST.

[cozylittleartblog]

clown hours

new deltarune newsletter. i dont know how many characters are featured across the 50-ish valentines but i want it on record i only got queen and rouxls among mine. you will look at them

obviously toby fox knows my email personally somehow and knew exactly who to send me (joke. but also what are the odds)

[starry-bi-sky]

Dead on Main Childhood Friends Memes

Because now that I've gotten the hang of making au memes, i can't stop.

[myst3ry-pl4nt]

so this is canon right?

[suffarustuffaru]

hi i made a tier list of how homophobic rezero characters are

hello in the spirit of valentine's day and the very welcoming community here on rezero tumblr i decided to make this with the help of my lovely mutuals.

[sexiestwerewolf]

Lloyd would make fun of all the ninja for being older than him he would make constant jokes about them being fossils, needing coffins, or being old and wrinkly and they'd retaliate by making fun of him for being younger

[britcision]

It’s funny when the DC fans get annoyed that half the fandom hasn’t kept up with the entire extended DC universe and know everybody’s stories and backstories and different versions and shit

Danny Phantom had 3 seasons of 20 minute episodes and a handful of comics and most of us haven’t even seen that (and do not intend to 🙌)

Meanwhile people are being confused at me for Jack Fenton liking both fudge and also ham, which came up in every single episode I saw as a kid

My darlings

My beloveds

If you want your preferred versions of the DC characters in a prompt, you may well be the only person who can do it

So do it and tag it and I’ll come eat it along with the horde and you’ll never be rid of any of us

[butchdykekondraki]

i take great pride in knowing the scp foundation has more canonical toxic doomed yaoi than fnaf ever will

[trollex-is-gay]

Well guy diamond is one of the best character tbh, a loving single father completely devoted to his son/HJ- HB/

I mean honestly he is pretty great, I won't lie when I say he's a decently charming character lol

[timdrake-yumm]

Give me a Bruce who got Dick and his autism brain went: “I need to know everything I can about raising a child” and enrolled in a college child and adolescent development class.

Look. I’m in one right now— not because I’m going to have a kid any time soon, but because I’m a psych major, it fulfills a core requirement, and FHD is just psych-adjacent enough that I don’t care that it’s not technically for my major. Anywhomst, in this class we learn all sorts of stuff, and as we’re learning it, we can apply it to how we interact with the virtual child we’re raising .

(it’s a program called MyVirtualChild™️ that pairs with the textbook we’re reading and it allows us to raise a fake child to 18yrs old on our computers. Usually also gives the child a sibling, but you can’t raise that one to 18. It’s pretty cool— before we started it asked all these questions about if the child was biological, adopted, whether or not we had a partner, and all sorts of stuff about our mental history in order to incorporate enough of it in if we chose for the kid to be biological. Mine was and I had a fake partner. My kid’s name was Simon, he has dyslexia, and I’m very proud of him for being so mathematically/scientifically smart and getting into a good STEM college. His brother is named Timothy and he has ADHD and I love him just as much even though I didn’t get to interact with him as much. Also, the simulation had my partner and I divorce and we both ended up getting new partners, which I had no control over since it technically didn’t have any direct relation to me parenting my children. Anyways I’m still the favorite parents so sucks to be my ex I guess)

Sorry for that rant. The POINT is, I think it would be funny if Bruce were in this class when he first got dick because it would be such a learning experience and also he would get so frustrated over the lack of control he had for the options they give in certain scenarios. Imagine him getting to one of these where he thinks none of the things are the right answer, so he turns to dick and is like “which one do you think we should do, Chum?” And dick chooses the option that no sane person would pick but he’s a kid so he thinks it sounds fun and Bruce is just like “alright, might as well make all the mistakes on the fake kid instead of the real one” and goes for it. Alfred is shaking his head in the background. When Jason comes around Dick claims he’s actually the 4th kid because he has 2 virtual siblings he whole heartedly claims as real ones

[mattzerella-sticks]

If there should be a love triangle in Superman Legacy with Clark, Lois, and Lex - Clark should be at the center with Lois (unknowingly) and Lex (knowingly) vying for his affections.

[happyk44]

thinking about this very hypothetical child of Neptune (who I am definitely not thinking about writing a fic around) and she'll have to be a girl because of the established pattern (if you don't understand, just think about it for a min) and thinking about how she could turn fresh water into salt water with just a touch, and how she'd speak with an almost monotone, until she's really really fucking angry and then the cadence of her voice pitches and twists like the thrashing of the waves, and how her eyes would be almost as dark as Nico's, a dark blue-gray of storm clouds, an always clear threat, and how she'd be able to blend in easily with other people, appearing sweet almost, with a subtle air of danger around her that people ignore until it's too late, and how she'd rip the blood from someone's veins without batting an eye, and how she'd stand behind Percy encouraging him to let go, to give into the violent nature of the ocean in their blood, to cave to the riptide, to stop fighting and let everyone else drown.

If they wanted to reach the surface, maybe they should've swam harder.

[thegreatyin]

really amusing of the mlp movie to take one long look at the horse-populated world and go. yeah actually anthro cats and birds 100% exist in this universe. and you know what they're right and they were so so real for that

[thirdsonofeve]

The recent condemnation of stolen old-man-fucker valor has me imagining the twins taking Nacho home after the vet has sewed him up like

Nacho: [passed out in the backseat of the car, looking like shit]

Marco, looking at him over his shoulder: Necesito coger ese viejo

Leonel, stepping on the breaks, Nacho rolling out of his seat, stitches audiably ripping open: el tiene trEINTA Y DOS

[corrodedcoughin]

Steve: -playing basketball in the middle of summer, shirt off and sweaty-

Eddie mumbling to himself, breaking out his inhaler and trying to light a cigarette at the same time: ‘I don’t deserve this torture’

the game has to stop when Eddie walks into a wall and knocks himself out