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pama-saga · 11 days
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one of those "you can tell if someone's been an x fan by how they draw y" but with MCSM and minecraft people
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mondaymelon · 7 months
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This is so late omg but here
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Holy water for your traumatized and scarred eyes
i dont even know when i asked for this but im very certain it was needed. thank you for your service. do i begin with gargling it consuming it or showering with it. to i pour it into my eyes like eyedrops or do i pour some into my hands and then vigorously massage them like very rotund grapes
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nouverx · 3 months
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"I want to eat you" is their love language and you can't change my mind
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ineed-to-sleep · 7 months
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This mans got me in a chokehold ahahahaaa 🫠
don't tell him I said that
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disgustinggf · 4 months
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jewellery on men has the same effect on me as laser pointers do on cats
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valeriapryanikova · 2 months
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permit office is kinda horror
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sixty-silver-wishes · 10 months
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I love tumblr because “I love this character so much I want to put them in a blender, pour the results into an ice tray, stick it in the freezer, and make popsicles out of them so that I may consume their essence” is not only a common sentiment, but a socially acceptable one here
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cordspaghetti · 5 months
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got thinking about gerard way tour outfit predictions that never came 2 be… bloody wedding dress…
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anglerflsh · 4 months
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absolutely fun to try and sketch the Lion
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tojisun · 6 months
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!! smut - minors dni; this is fuckin nastyy so look away or smthn; breeding kink :’3
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mmm but simon not realizing he has breeding kink until someone brings it up
they’re out in a bar, chatting quietly even amidst the sheer volume of the weekend crowd, before johnny snorts and bumps his shoulders to simon’s in a teasing manner.
“especially LT,” johnny says, scottish accent even thicker now that he’s intoxicated. “he probably can’t wait to see his bonnie lass swollen with his kids. would probably retire jus’ for the very reason of makin’ her a momma.”
john snorts at johnny’s slurred words while kyle chokes on his drink, coughing quietly, almost politely, until john takes pity on the kid and smacks his back with measured thumps. johnny laughs, loud guffaws blending well with the buzz in the bar, but it’s not like simon noticed.
how could he focus when his mind’s feeding him images of the way you’d look heavy with a babe? or how he’d make it so that you are?
the way he’d fuck you until it takes; your pussy leaking and gaping and full of his cum. the way he’d keep you on his bed for hours, make a routine out of it until he’s repeating it for many days because he wouldn’t risk the chances. then, he can’t stop thinking about the way your body would change, building fat to cushion your belly, your sharp edges turning into soft and pudgy corners. the way you’d be so sensitive, so dependent on him.
fuck.
simon gets yanked back into the reality when he hears john chuckle, low rumbles of disbelief spilling from the puffs of his laughter. simon’s eyes flick up towards his captain and all john does is give him a pointed stare, his eyes crinkled in a surprised delight, before the older man tips his drink into his lips and finishes his bourbon.
simon’s fist closes around his glass of whiskey, and he tries his best to ignore the growing tightness of his jeans.
he can’t wait to file for a vacation leave.
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imskipping · 2 months
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chilchuck having to tell the party that hes worried about them and that he cares about them is sooo funny after its revealed hes a dad. you make a dad talk about his emotions??? you force him to say with words he cares?? torture for dads.
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o0kawaii0o · 22 days
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Ace Attorney x Hades
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blahlahblash · 23 days
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Pt 1
Classic Sonic and Tails are just built like that. No discrimination.
I apologize for my janky freaking hand writing too.
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sunglassesmish · 7 months
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and he always did...
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phantom-peachie · 1 month
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what a little freak (i am fighting back the motherly instinct to raise him as my own)
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yooo-lets-go · 3 months
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Ghostshipping
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