#cannot catch a break fr

[crowleys-bentley-and-plants]

It's remarkable how much free time you have when you dont go to classes

[hinamie]

theyre soft your honour

[doctorwhommm]

tfw you shoot your boss but he comes back to life so you organise an impromptu mutiny against your him which leads to you accidentally bringing about the literal biblical apocalypse which is only stopped by your immortal boss dying for good this time but psych he actually comes back to life AGAIN and then immediately runs away whilst you’re on a coffee run and you don’t hear from him until a few months later when he’s suddenly a wanted terrorist on the news with his toxic ex and some random junior doctor

[chaoticlandworlder]

@ the drivers who impeded logan in fp3: it is on sight.

[sorcerysword]

the wizard: *just learned about the creation of the universe and is apart of another spiral-wide prophecy AND was threatened by the literal Creators of the Universe*

tarrak: haha why do you look scared lol anyways who wants a story time!!!

[084392]

man, just how fucking DOGSHIT does your luck have to be to stumble onto a murderous werewolf, while stranded in the fucking ocean😭

[express-archives]

hestia is probably my least traumatized fatui oc tbh

[potatoesandsunshine]

characters will be like "wow evelyn i've never seen you lose your composure" and it's like Thanks I Grew Up In The Circle Where They Would Kill Me If I Did And I Have Never Felt Safe Enough To Get Angry With Anyone

[sunlessea]

🎁- 13 for blaspheme !

the world is so very complicated, for however much they tease and tempt one-another : the legality of their back and forth is nonexistent, though they find support in the kindred nightlife who looks upon them so ironically kindly in comparison to humanity. he has bitten his own tongue, blocked his poisonous kiss, and rejected continued advances at every turn ... but calm as he may ever present himself, his heart is in turmoil. he wants for things god deems sinful, and he has already been punished twice over for his straying.

surely one more indulgence couldn't break his heart.

"when your love is pouring like the rain, i close my eyes and i'm scared it'll be gone again..." he does not spare his attention to mykha, but rather to his gift offered to him on this eve ... a singular red rose, this time. he feels as if it should rot between his fingers. despite their appearances, it's him who is the serpent, sharp-fanged and always... craving. "when will i get the chance to admit i love you?"

@londonfallen / spotify starters, gotta get thru this...

[lithospherio]

My man's tired of this bs

(this was an excuse to toy around with Stanley's hairstyle & to draw with the pixel brush- also I'm sorry if this look like trash btw, and drawing hands are a pain for me and after about like 5 tries I gave up and said "the hell with it" and called it a day)

[doodlboy]

I love characters doomed by the narrative over and over again

Like- go off bestie give us nothing because we both know that no matter what you do, you're destined to fail 👏✨️

[sunnibits]

if cringe and basic why fun to give character angsty backstory

[aroacesigma]

sigma is by far the most relatable bsd character because when he's introduced he looks so put together . iconic . and then they have a mental breakdown, lose their shit and spend the rest of the manga / anime 3 seconds away from a panic attack at all times .

[shadowjen]

Just spent the last thirty minutes throwing up and then shitting myself right after 😔

[nightmaresart]

Reworking my lady Neva's place in the mcu's lore and oh boy, she sure is going through hell and back on this ride

[29121996]

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