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[probablybadrpgideas]

SUMMON

EVERYTHING

[just-antithings]

https://youtube.com/shorts/lkTe2ECv-lE?si=o5mGshl89vMipwHO

"FIXING PROSHIPPER ART"

AND IT'S FUCKING WILLIAM & ELIZABETH AGAIN DOING NORMAL FATHER-DAUGHTER STUFFS

HELL IT'S FROM THE SAME ARTIST THAT ANTIS KEEP HAVING PROBLEMS WITH

Ugh

[thattheater-kid]

*Game night in the hotel*

Vaggie: I HATE YOU!

Angel: OH? WELL, NEXT TIME DON’T STEAL MY MONOPOLY!

Charlie: Angel, give Vaggie your 200 dollars, you landed on her property.

Angel: NO! SHE’S IN JAIL! I’M NOT GONNA GIVE MONEY TO A CRIMINAL!

Vaggie: That’s not how you PLAYYYYY!

Niffty: Husk, why is Vaggie screaming?

Husk: Shut the fuck up, Niffty. You don’t get to talk after stealing my last railroad!

Vaggie: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!

Charlie: ME TOO! YOU THINK I WANTED THIS

Niffty: AHHHHHH!

[kingofmyborrowedheart]

NEW TAYLOR ALBUM IN A WEEK!!!!!!

[twilleansparks]

HUNTCEDA NATION!! LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT HOW WE WERE ROBBED OFF ANOTHER FUCKING BLUSH *SCREAMS*

[flickrsticks]

I had nostalgia— I'VE MADE A CONNECTION

I love these two so much, I can't believe it.

[golvio]

Still thinking about the stark contrast between the general grim, highly-restrained stoicism of TotK Ganondorf’s human form compared to the exaggerated, rapidly shifting moods of “Yippee! :D Whee!! :DD Wahoo!!! :DDD *does a cute little backflip*” and “YOU STOP RUINING MY FUN RIGHT NOW OR I WILL THROW A BIG DIVO TEMPER TANTRUM AND WRECK EVERYTHING!” of his Demon King form.

Guy’s pretty obviously repressed as hell, and I think that’s one of the reasons he always goes off the rails the second he gets a chance to step out of his ceremonial One Special Man role. However, the fact that what he’s repressing feels so…childish, even the violent parts…I’m wondering if the guy ever got the chance to be a child when he was actually little.

Maybe he got yelled at and punished for making simple inexperienced baby mistakes the way Zelda was because he was under similar pressure to Fix Everything and symbolically parent all his adult subjects/family members as a Symbol of Hope that could soothe their fears and anxieties on-demand. (Not to mention Buliara’s mom raised a bit of a red flag about authoritarian parenting styles being common in Gerudo military families). Only instead of just suppressing everything and standing perfectly still and quiet in public while floundering in private like Zelda did, he got extremely skilled at convincing the people around him he was the mature, unflappable, strong, comforting, and eternally available collective cultural father-figure who’d guide them out of the hard times they were trying to hammer him into.

Only…that wasn’t real personal development, only the illusion of development. He encased his true personality in the superficial shell of the sexy manly-man hero that everyone wanted him to be. The second he was able to emerge from that shell without anyone being able to punish him for it, that inner traumatized little jerk immediately started lashing out in revenge at the people who held him to such an impossible standard in an effort to finally feel in control of his own life. It’s like a former child star melting down upon entering adulthood after being denied agency and independence by the studio they’re contracted with and their financially profiting family for so long, only with magic and the forsaking of one’s own humanity involved.

That underlying theme of metamorphosis throughout the game, echoed in Kotlin’s “dream,” could’ve been capitalized on here. The people loved the shiny gold cocoon the weak, helpless larva formed, begging it to never emerge so they could enjoy its beauty forever. But he knows, he knows that if he never breaks open the shell encasing him, he’ll die before he ever gets the chance to unfurl his wings. The form they love is incomplete, shallow, temporary. He’ll die if he can’t discard it. He would rather be alive and horrible to behold than dead and perfect. The people will hate what emerges from their jewel, but in this new shape he can sting and bite back, so let them hate him.

But, also, just…could you imagine if we had a chance to meet The Cocoon and the people who worshipped it, saying how much they love their king while knowing absolutely nothing about him, only to find out he had his own “secret sanctuary” much like Zelda did? Somewhere we could glimpse the soft, hungry insect of his soul that yearned to break free? What we’d see in the pieces of his secret joys scattered around and the scratches of his notes would be something ugly, bitter, childishly self-centered, yes. But in there would also be real passion, real feeling, a real life desperate to finally live that would make the handsome shell brandishing a sword feel hollow, uncanny, and downright off-putting by comparison.

[an-absolute-trainwreck]

IF STRANGE WORLD HAS A MILLION FANS IM ONE OF THEM

IF STRANGE WORLD HAS ONE HUNDRED FANS IM ONE OF THEM

IF STRANGE WORLD HAS ONE FAN IT IS ME

IF STRANGE WORLD HAS NO FANS I AM DEAD

GO SEE IT

USUALLY I AM ALL FOR PIRACY BUT THIS IS A BOX OFFICE FLOP RIGHT NOW SO I AM BEGGING

BUY A TICKET. FEED THE MOUSE SO THE MOUSE SPITS OUT MORE OF WHAT WE WANT.

[decapod-appreciator]

HOPE YOU’RE ALL HAVING A GOOD BIG RUN!!

[sammiees-spellbook]

This is both a reminder to myself and others

YOUR BOOK OF SHADOWS/GRIMOIRE/WITCH JOURNAL/WHATEVER YOU HAVE

IT DOESNT NEED TO BE PERFECT

IT DOESNT NEED TO BE PRETTY

IT DOESNT NEED TO BE "AESTHETIC"

HELL- IT DOESNT EVEN HAVE TO BE ORGANIZED IF THAT DOESNT WORK FOR YOU

DO WHAT WORKS FOR YOU

NOT WHAT WORKS FOR OTHERS

WHAT WORKS FOR YOU. YOU. THE PERSON READING THIS RIGHT NOW.

[probablybadrpgideas]

BAD THINGS BY D&D SPECIES

HUMANS: ONLY BIOLOGICAL LIFEFORM IN THE WORLD THAT ISN'T INNATELY MAGIC AND NGL IT FEELS TARGETED AT THIS POINT

ELVES: THAT ONE SHITTY TREE. SURE THEY LOVE NATURE BUT THAT SURE IS A SHITTY TREE OK. WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT?

DWARVES: THERE'S ONE OLD GUY WITH A STAFF YELLING THAT THEY'RE DIGGING TOO DEEP LIKE THAT'S A THING

HALFLINGS: BREXIT

TEIFLINGS: SECRET UNACKNOWLEDGED LONGING FOR PREP FASHION

GNOMES: EXCESS WHIMSY LEAKED IN WATER SUPPLY CAUSING UNSEASONABLE SHENANIGANS IN THE FISH POPULATION

GOBLINS: THE UNSOLVED MYSTERY OF WHY EVERYTHING IS SOMEHOW ON FIRE ALL THE TIME

DROW: YOU'D BE SURPRISED AT HOW LITTLE REPRESENTATION THE COMMON PERSON HAS IN A POLITICAL SYSTEM BASED ENTIRELY AROUND EVIL GIRLBOSSES ATTACKING EACH OTHER WITH SPIDERS

ORCS: THAT ONE HORDE THAT KEEPS RUNNING AROUND RAIDING PEOPLE THAT THE ORCS SEE FROM THEIR UTOPIAN SPACE STATION. WHAT ASSHOLES. THAT'S WHY THEY THREW THEM OFF THE SPACE STATION

DRAGONS: ACTUALLY THE DRAGONS ARE DOING GREAT. THANKS FOR ASKING!

[just-antithings]

sigh...

"boundry crossing degenerate fucks" why do all pro-censorships sound like fucking 13 years olds who have been on twitter for a long time

[safe-ship-harbored]

so how we feelin bsd fans

[dapg-otmebytheballs]

dan gender video essay coming???

DAN GENDER NATURE OR NURTURE SISTER DANIEL AWAKENING VIDEO ESSAY CONFIRMED???

[cursed-demigods-on-crack]

Rereading son of Neptune and. I think it just went over my head as a kid but like. New Rome had like full grown adults. Adults old enough to have kids and grandkids. People over the she of eighteen.

WHY ARE THE CHILDREN THE ONES IN THE ARMY. WHO SIGNED OFF ON THAT.

[squoobest]

GOLD MEDAL IN CRAB RACE BABY WOOHOOOO #VALLEYSWEEP #CARCINISATIONNATION