#chopping onions

[thedepartmentofdiscoveries]

[manybluez]

Best hangout in the game. Nothing holds a candle to it. I already liked her beforehand and I am very VERY glad Mihoyo put so much care into making her story and character as compelling as they are. Welcome Back, Faruzan.

[gwarden123]

Cooking tip number 2: If you chill an onion down in the fridge or freezer before cutting, the chemicals in it that make your eyes sting will take longer to activate and it'll be easier to chop without your eyes running.

(Unless you forget, because who remembers to put an onion in the fridge in the morning if you need it in the evening, but with practice you can get pretty quick and it won't bother you. A sharp knife helps as well, because it crushes less cells and releases less of the onion juice. Cut the onion vertically from where the green part would start growing out of it to the base where the roots come out, lay it cut side down and hold it by your fingertips around the base, curling your knuckles forward to guard your fingers against any cuts, and start cutting perpendicular to where you're holding, but not going all the way through the base, so all the onion pieces are still connected at the very end. Then start cutting parallel to your hand, as fine as want, making sure to not let the edge of the knife go above where your knuckles touch the blade, so you're never at any risk of cutting yourself. Having a sharp knife in general is better, because you're less likely to lose control and stab yourself with something that goes cleanly through what you're cutting than with a dull knife. Then throw those onions into a pan with some salt and some oil on like medium heat to caramelise while you chop the rest of your vegetables.)

[inthekitchenwithmatt]

How to Dice an Onion | Cooking Basics

[ohtendril]

My girl.

[youneedtolookatthis]

Well, this didn't go where I was expecting it to and now someone is chopping onions in here.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

DAVE: saw trap where you have to recite fergalicious from memory and if you accidentally say any of the words to karkalicious your head will be chopped off

[fairycosmos]

love onions but why does chopping them feel like briefly bearing a curse

[ventique18]

"Tears? Where did these tears come from? Why? I am not at all sad nor hurt.

... Or is this because my body is wracked in such pent up, centuries-old agony that the tears spilled by themselves? Is it that though my mind no longer remembers, my body still grieves the loss of both my mother and my father? That I still yearn for the love that I have accepted I could never have? Or is it the childish, selfish wish that I could have had what Silver had-- that Lilia could have joyfully celebrated my childhood with me like he did with Silver, instead of making me memorize an entire dictionary of an obscure language in a single daylight? When I was but thirty (3, in human perspective)? Or tossing me off a cliff to hasten my flight?

Indeed, perhaps there are times when I wish I could go back to the past and spend my days more warmly with him. Sitting on the grass and snacking on berries and acorns and whatnot.

Ah tears, tears. The honesty that I could never, as a man of my position, say out loud."

🌸: "Hornton... We're slicing onions. That's... That's what they do. They make anyone cry. It's science."

🐉: "I see. How humiliating."

🐉: "Don't tell Silver. Or Lilia. Or Sebek. Or anyone, for that matter."

🌸: "Don't worry, I didn't hear anything."

[cinamun]

I don't play about my husband | Next

[sandytrish008]

Fanart I made based on the Playstation game franchise Parappa The Rapper and Um Jammer Lammy, with the two doing their best together with the teachers from both games 🐑🐕🎤🎸

[fattributes]

Chopped Cheese Sandwich

[animatedglittergraphics-n-more]

[thegothicviking]

I agree with Flake that this should have been on Rosenrot instead....makes me cry everytime!

@marimayscarlett if you haven't listened to this already...

Edit: here are one with the lyrics (a much earlier upload) in both german and translated to english (but the quality is much worse so I suggest you mute this one and play the one above on top of it/in the background to sync with the lyric video!)

[thebearme]

pissing off your friend for fun