Imagine if we had a show with Gordon Ramsey where he works with anxious adults that struggle with cooking. And it’s like him on Master Chef junior:
Struggling adult: I left the ribs on for 15 minutes too long I’m a failure
Gordon Ramsey: I’m fucked that you think you’ve failed when I’ve seen some fucker do 76 hour ribs when it was meant to be 72 hour ribs and they didn’t come close to tasting like it would my grandmother’s ashes. A little 15 minutes extra is okay, you’re doing a great job
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Look I have nothing against vegans, but when I click on a link promising to make "Easy Caramel Clusters!" and then you start telling me to soak dates, there has been a breach of trust.
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bless all of our ancestors when they found the secrets to various forms of fermentation like kimchi and wine and cheese and everything
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okay i just make bunt cake without flouring the pan and it’s worked… wtf…
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When I see videos from that guy who is fucking the food
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My toxic trait is I really want $100,000s worth of niche professional kitchen equipment just so I can occasionally make myself silly, little treats
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