#clint/phil

[therenegadesexualmystic]

Hello it’s me again, the person who keeps thinking I’ve bookmarked AO3 fanfic stories, only to not be able to find them months later.

This is Phlint AU. I forget Clint’s relationship to Fury but I think like Fury’s like a mob leader or something & Clint owes him money so he decides that Clint can work off his debt by working at Phil’s very upscale BDSM boutique. Clint isn’t into BDSM & maybe thinks he’s gonna be paying off his debt on his back, but Phil doesn’t try anything, until of course he does, and Clint has a lot of self revelatory moments.

Natasha & Sam also work in the store. And maybe Steve & Bucky too? I can’t remember.

I coulda sworn I saved it to my Clint/Phil folder, but I went through the whole thing today and couldn’t find it. And the searches were no help (the main thing I hate about AO3 is the inconsistency in tags).

Does this sound familiar?

TÍA

[msilverstar]

Author(s): tumblr not found Date updated: 30 Dec 2023 Works in Series: 7,  Words: 615,585 Series Complete: No Ratings for all included works: General Audiences, Mature, Teen And Up Audiences, Not Rated Warnings for all included works: , Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence Fandoms: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Captain America - All Media Types, Hawkeye (Comics) Relationships: Clint Barton/Phil Coulson, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Bruce Banner/Betty Ross, Jane Foster/Thor, Steve Rogers/Tony Stark, Pepper Potts/Steve Rogers/Tony Stark, Pepper Potts/Steve Rogers Additional Tags; Team Bonding, Team as Family, First Meetings, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, handwaving starts at CATWS, no woobies were harmed, no smut sorry, Fluff and Humor, Attempt at Humor, POV Sam Wilson, I'm Bad At Tagging, i suck at titles too, woobiewoobiewoobie, LSV, Sam Offers to Carry Natasha’s Purse, Avengers reassemble, Domestic Avengers, Fluff, Domestic Fluff, Get Together, Both team and Clint/Coulson get together, Muppet made me add a cat, hand waving starts at CATWS, still suck at tagging, send help, Cartoon Science, cartoon neuroscience, I am so sorry about the science, Humor, For Science!, Cartoon Physics, I am so sorry about the physics, Science Bros, Shorts, Women Being Awesome, Social Networking, Ass-Kicking, Sam the Shrink, handwaving started at CA:TWS, fixit, AI Feels, Canon Divergence - Post-Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Ultron bites it, What Whedon Shoulda Wrote, Happy Ending, No I really mean it that ending pissed me off, Wakanda forever, Music, soundtrack, Slice of Life, I'm so sorry about the science, Team becomes family, The movie we never got, so much sneaky foreshadowing, SO MUCH SNEAKY FORESHADOWING!, Cast of hundreds - Freeform, word count from hell, Canon-Typical Violence, we are dealing with assassins, Long, Implied/Referenced Domestic Violence, Bucky is a good guy Alexei not so much, Finished

Bookmarker's Notes:

Canon divergence, post-WS Avengers in the Tower, deprogramming Bucky, multiple POVs, lots of action, banter, feels. Ultimately and satisfyingly Steve/Tony/Pepper.

The One Where Sam Has A Pub In The Tower (he acts as team therapist, in case that's not your jam)

[esqueletosgays]

TERRIFIER 3 (2024)

Director: Damien Leone Cinematography: George Steuber

[headcanonthings]

Coulson: I have several questions. Clint, taped to the ceiling: I assure you I can answer none of them.

[staringatthesunset-things]

Clint: I don’t always make great decisions under pressure

Flashback

Nat: What the hell is that?!

Clint, holding an alpaca by a lead: An alpaca, I got the last one!

Nat: *facepalms*

[sailor-iris]

Black Widow (2014) #6

Art by: Phil Noto

[slavicshadownr]

Phil: Agent Romanoff what are you doing? Natasha: Wrapping Barton’s desk in Saran Wrap. Phil: Uh why? Natasha: He stole my one of my knives. Phil: Couldn’t you have just taken it back? Natasha: I couldn’t find it so I removed all sharp objects from the office so he has to either unwrap it by hand or use my knife. He’s a dumbass so he’ll use my knife which is when I will steal it back and he is left to unwrap it by hand as punishment for stealing my knife in the first place. Phil: That is actually genius. Natasha: Yes. It is.

[helpimstuckinanotherworlddd]

PINK IN THE NIGHT RAHHHH

[andrea-dulko]

Hawkeye Variant Cover Appreciation Post

In order, left to right:

All New Hawkeye (2015 2nd Series) #2C - Written by Jeff Lemire. Art by Ramon K. Perez. Cover by Phil Noto.

All New Hawkeye (2015) #3B - Variant Cover by Annie Wu. Written by Jeff Lemire. Art by Ramon K. Perez.

Hawkeye (2016) #13B - Written by Kelly Thompson. Art by Leonardo Romero. Cover by Michael Walsh.

All New Hawkeye (2015) #2B - Written by Jeff Lemire. Art by Ramon K. Perez. Cover by Kevin Wada.

Hawkeye Kate Bishop (2021 Marvel) #2B - Written by Marieke Nijkamp. Art by Enid Balam. Cover by Stephanie Hans.

Hawkeye Kate Bishop (2021 Marvel) #1D - Written by Marieke Nijkamp. Art and Cover by Enid Balam.

All New Hawkeye (2015 2nd Series) #1E - Hip Hop Variant Cover by Sanford Greene. Written by Jeff Lemire. Art by Ramon K. Perez.

Hawkeye Kate Bishop (2021 Marvel) #1C - Written by Marieke Nijkamp. Art by Enid Balam. Cover by Phil Noto.

Hawkeye Kate Bishop (2021 Marvel) #1ARSENAL - Arsenal Comics and Ssalefish Exclusive Variant Cover by Tony Fleecs and Trish Forstner. Written by Marieke Nijkamp. Art by Enid Balam.

All New Hawkeye (2015 2nd Series) #5B - Written by Jeff Lemire. Art by Ramon K. Perez. Cover by Phil Noto.

Civil War II (2016 Marvel) #3D - Written by Brian Michael Bendis. Art by David Marquez. Cover by Phil Noto. 

Hawkeye vs. Deadpool (2014) #1D. Dynamic Forces Exclusive Variant Cover by Mike Mayhew. Limited to 3,000. Written by Gerry Duggan. Art by Matteo Lolli.

[forcesensitivebantha]

hi. hawks your eye or whatever

[joezy27]

HAWKEYE - "That looks bad."

Black Widow (2014) #6 by Nathan Edmondson & Phil Noto

[scavengerssuccotash]

"Clint did what?!"

Phil sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose. “He punched the Russian ambassador.”

Fury twists to look at Natasha who sits primly in Phil’s office chair. She doesn’t look up from where she shapes her nails with a black nail file.

“Don’t look at me, I didn’t ask him too.” Natasha says, innocently.

Fury places his hands on his hips and glares. “Dare I ask what he did to deserve that? I sent you two to warm relations, not set them back fifty years!”

Natasha merely raises an eyebrow before fanning out her fingers, inspecting the almond shape of her nails. Frustrated Fury turns his one eyed glare back onto Phil.

“Well?”

Phil rubs a hand over his mouth, a strange expression crossing over his features. “It seems the Russian Ambassador called Agent Romanoff a…”

“A prostitute.” Natasha cuts in dryly, still filling away at her nails. “To which I reminded him, quite nicely I might add that, that compensation for my services might be looked at favorably should my dear motherland feel so inclined to remedy the past. Mr. Volkov agreed.”

Fury shakes his head. “Agent Romanoff, while it’s an unfortunate turn of phrase you can’t—“

Finally she rises from her chair and crosses her arms. “I don’t have a problem with sex work, Director Fury.”

“Then why—“

Natasha rolls her shoulders, nonchalantly. “Clint thought the suggested sum was low.”

“How much was it?” Fury asks.

Natasha gives him a feral grin. “1.2.”

Fury stares up at the ceiling, wondering not for the first time how the hell he had found himself with Strike Team Delta as Shields golden goose when they act like this. “I’ll go report to the council—“

“Oh, I wouldn’t do that just yet, Director.”

Natasha pats him on the shoulder before handing off her phone. There on the screen is a bank account with 2.5 million. Fury’s mouth drops open in surprise but before he can say anything a rapid succession of honks alert them. Fury and Phil both race to the window and peer out. There in SHIELD’s parking lot, haphazardly parked, was a purple and black 2014 Bugatti.

“Mr. Volkov also offered his car to compensate for the bruised state of Agent Barton’s left hand. In return he hopes for a lighter tariffs and lifted sanctions. I told him we would discuss.” Natasha explains behind them, a touch of pride in her raspy voice. Then she claps her hands together, bringing both of their attention back to her. "Now, if that is all gentlemen I have plans for the rest of my evening!"

And with that Natasha Romanoff departs, grinning wildly. She goes so far as to wiggle her fingers at them through the window in a goodbye wave.

Director Fury can only watch in stunned silence until she skips out of sight. "Did...did Strike Team Delta just extort 2.5 million and Bugatti out of a foreign national, Phil?"

Phil blinks, shocked. "I-I think so!"

“What the hell am I supposed to tell The Council?"

“Oh, that is far above my pay grade sir, but I would suggest being proactive in giving them a promotion.” Phil comments.

Thank you for sending me prompts my dear! @firlalaith I do so hope you enjoy a badass moment from our precious duo.

[msilverstar]

Author(s): @pollyrepeat Date updated: 24 Jan 2013 Works in Series: 2,  Words: 28,582 Series Complete: Yes Ratings for all included works: Teen And Up Audiences, Mature Warnings for all included works: Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (2012) Relationships: Clint Barton/Phil Coulson, Brief Clint Barton/Natasha Romanov Characters: Clint Barton, Phil Coulson, Natasha Romanov, SHIELD ensemble Additional Tags; AU, Origin Story, i come from the jeremy renner school of archery

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Bookmarker's Notes:

Very 2012 fic, in a good way! Makes the relationship plausible and even sweet.

[between-the-pages-ofa-book]

I love that the MCU has a confirmed multiverse because my versions of what happens to the characters in different worlds is limitless. If I don't like canon, that's fine; I'll just make up a different universe instead. I like canon but also like imagining something else happened? I'll just make up a different universe.

Natasha died and Steve went back in time to be with someone else? Nah, they're soulmates in almost every other universe.

Clint has a wife and kids that I do like in the main timeline? Sure, why not? But there's another world where he ends up with Natasha because I said so.

Natasha died and barely got any time with her sister after finding Yelena? Absolutely did not happen in either of the above mentioned worlds. She finds her sister, fights Alexei some more, and the two become close because I said it has to happen.

Wanda dies by having rubble fall on her after she tries to get her sons back? No, she's living happily ever after with Vision and her twin sons.

Peggy Carter ends up with Steve in the end? Well, in my universe, she ends up with Daniel Sousa.

Grant Ward betrays the team and ends up dying alone for his body to be used by some alien parasite? Well, there are 2 ways we can fix this: the world where he never betrayed them and the other world where he actually does get a redemption.

Phil Coulson permanently dies and he and Melinda May never actually get their happily ever after? Nah. He's alive and well and they're married. The Bus Kids come by every so often for dinner.

[headcanonthings]

Hill: Why are you frowning like that? Coulson: One of my agents used the word "fucktangular" in a mission report to describe a situation that was complicated and messy in multiple unpleasant and difficult ways.

[gunsandspaceships]

How to recognize your friends. Part 2

Part 1.1, Part 1.2

Tony's friends:

Tony:

Part 3