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defilerwyrm · 1 year

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genuine pig

#craigslist #lol #guinea pig #pets #animals #close but no cigar #wait how did this happen #(i blazed it that's how)#10k club

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beautifulqueerexistence · 2 months

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My recent searches and watch history: “FTM Top Surgery”

YouTube: BALL TRIMMER ADS??? YOU HAVE BALLS. MAN. HAIRY MAN. TRIM YOUR BALLS WITH THIS MANSCAPE BALL TRIMMER. BALLS.

Take the wins and gender affirmation where we can get it, people.

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summerwages · 4 months

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my aurora just doesn't borealis like it used to..

#oregon #stary night #northern lights #close but no cigar

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nashvillethotchicken · 7 months

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It's crazy how people talk about loumand like they hate each other and have never once looked at each other with anything resembling lust, like two nuns at a silent covent. Buddy louis has had bed death with his husband, and that husband wasn't armand lemme tell you that!

#like out of the 30 years loustat was canonically together in the show.#louis literally says they were only having sex for like 13 years at most!!!#from 1911 to when claudia kills charlie so about 1923 then that weird ass coercive sex from 1937 to 1940 when lestat gets murked #they was not fuckin fr!#meanwhile loumand fucked in front of daniel on two separate occasions. had a crazyinsane psychosexual rp for 7 episodes #and people say theyre experiencing bed death. who died? not blasia!#people just dont wanna see blasia winning over halfrica cus then theyd have to care about people of color fr #instead of projecting onto and woobyfying lestat #iwtv #interview with the vampire #louis de pointe du lac #amc iwtv #iwtv 2022 #armand iwtv #armand #ldpdl #lestat de lioncourt #loumand #i did the math and technically loustat had sex for around 15 years but i cant edit my other tag #i also forgot the bed death and affair in 1916-1917 so i was close but no cigar #all that to say loustat werent real fuckers.#and i love loustat. they just werent real fuckers

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trixiegalaxy · 27 days

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#detective conan #detective conan anime #detective conan series #case closed #Ep 319 - The Lucky Cigar Case (Part 2)#The Lucky Cigar Case (Part 2)#The Lucky Cigar Case #episode 319 #anime #anime series #anime tv show #mystery series #japanese tv show

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tyrannosaurus-trainwreck · 10 days

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Me: You're supposed to leave one car-length between you and the car in front of you for every ten miles per hour of speed to allow for safe braking distance, so I'm going to make an attempt here.

The worst drivers on the planet:

#this post goes out to the fucker in the beamer who passed me on the right because Gotta Go Fast or something #and then almost smashed into the fully loaded open trailer partially obstructing the lane directly in front of us that was attached #to a Ford F500000 or whatever that had close-but-no-cigared into the suicide lane to make a left across 3 lanes of traffic

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sincerely-sofie · 3 months

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Suddenly had a wave of intense anxiety, self-doubt, and fear of the future and was beginning to succumb to it when I suddenly sat bolt upright from where I was lounging on the couch because I had just fallen for the oldest trick in the mental illness handbook.

It's past 9 PM.

#YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD GET ME DIDN'T YOU BAD VIBES #WELL I'M WISE TO YOUR TRICKS #NICE TRY #NOT TODAY #CLOSE BUT NO CIGAR #I'M GONNA GO LISTEN TO MY FAVORITE MUSIC NOW JUST TO SPITE YOU AND YOUR ATTEMPT ON MY RELAXING EVENING’S LIFE #mental health humor #sofie says stuff

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jovenshires · 7 months

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im dying squirtle

#spommy #personal #today was so close... but no cigar #also sorry i havent been brainrot posting as much i haven't watched the last couple vids bc #well one i havent been well. two i don't Really feel like watching the n/ah return.

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choices-binglebonkus · 2 months

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Imo, Guinevere was the last book whose quality felt on par with Golden Age Choices books.

#crimes 2 comes CLOSE #but no cigar #Guinevere was so good I was hooked by the end of chapter 1 and considered buying VIP just to get the later chapters earlier #but I stuck out the weekly releases #but DAMN was it hard #choices stories you play #playchoices #choices stories we play #pixelberry #pixelberry studios #playchoices fandom #choices stories you play fandom #choices stories we play fandom #Guinevere #choices guinevere

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veryrealauthorthings · 1 month

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#writing #writing memes #writing life #just writer things #writerscorner #love it #writing community #author memes #writers on tumblr #author life #writeblr #writers #meme #veryrealauthorthings #close but no cigar #a03 writer #book theory #authorblr

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lordacne · 4 months

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guess whose struggling to cum !!!

#hint: it’s me #twice now i feel like im close but no cigar #smoke break then try again

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gaillol-13 · 5 months

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Not gonna make something for Day 2 of Gadget week (mostly cuz there's alot of scenes i like and I can't choose which one to redraw, might do it another time, who knows lol) but have some French Stewart Gadgets