#correct severus snape

[belpheg0r-luna]

For all you bitches who wanna pretend like astrology ain't real:

• james potter - aries

• sirius black - scorpio

• remus lupin - pisces

• peter pettigrew - virgo

• lily evans - aquarius

• regulus black - cancer

• dorcas meadowes - aries

• tom riddle - capricorn

• severus snape - capricorn

• mary macdonald - virgo

• marlene mcKinnon - leo

• evan rosier - gemini

• barty crouch jr. - cancer

• andromeda black - virgo

• narcissa black - cancer

• bellatrix black - leo

• ted tonks - aries

• pandora lovegood - taurus

[moonlightdancer26]

Me when I defend Snape so much and remember that Snaters brush me off as just “some Snape apologist” even though I actually have so many criticisms of his awful actions, love his deep-rooted flaws and complexities, love to analyse how much his horrible childhood shaped him out to be for the rest of his life and how it turned him into what he hated most (a bully), and usually the only times I defend him are when his haters misconstrue what he did and make up fanon claims about him, not because I can’t handle when they say anything bad about a character I love, but because I simply can’t handle when people misunderstand his character (for better or for worse):

[mireyaaaaaa]

I was evil for spamming these first thing in the morning

@yeeteddemigod lolol sorry

Now I'm going to go spam pjo too>>

(Think about Sirius, Lupin, Lily, James, Mad eye moody, hedwig; to cry some more)

[severussnapemylove]

Severus; "Just found out my entire personality is a trauma response.”

[vulnus-sanare]

The Spy

My very humble tribute to my comfort character, Severus Snape.

By the jovial - albeit tired - look, I would say he was about 25-29 years old in this portrait.

Happy 64th birthday, you miserable grumpy sod.💚

I used a Rickman still for profile and proportion reference, but dared to try and reproduce what I felt like Severus might have looked like and dabbed my own attempt into his features. I didn't succeed, obviously, but I am quite happy with the way his face turned out looking like. It was a nice surprise!

Much like Snape, I too had to fight battles during my entire childhood and through my teenage years, seeping well into adulthood. I also had to "serve" two sides of the same story often acting as a "spy for the light". In my case, there was no conscience of it, no light, no darkness, and in the end no one won the battle. At least, Severus' purpose was fulfilled.

[momo-t-daye]

For Unofficial Snapetober 2023 prompt "Corvids"; a bit less silly than my normal

One for sorrow Two for joy Three for a girl Four for a boy Five for silver Six for gold Seven for a secret, never to be told

[souryam]

everytime I see short snape I collapse on the floor screaming and crying and vomiting why would u do this why why why

[seriousbrat]

honestly i get whiplash bc I see takes that are like "jkr HATED SNAPE he's her least favourite character and she mistreated him" and then immediately I'll see someone else b like "jkr LOVED SNAPE he was woobified and his actions excused" . ladies calm down. he is simply complex and multifaceted. he is beautiful yet ugly. he is hateable yet lovable. he is brave yet cowardly. he is beyond our understanding and yet he lives in every one of us.

[kaysdenofchaos]

I’ve literally never read ATYD but from what I’ve heard I feel like canon teen Snape would want to strangle him to death himself. Idk homie gives the vibes of the Marauders but evil and green.

ATYD!Snape: ugh. Mudbloods, am I right? Don’t tell Lily I said that, just still feel angry over Tobias, that selfish dick.

Teen!Snape: Yeah,,, sure,, {Merlin help me or I will snap every single Slytherin and Griffindor here’s necks into pieces and fry their hands in a man-sized toaster.}

[nuttyhatter]

Hi, I may or may not delate this later, but I wanted to rant about the werewolf incident between Snape and the marauders and it's honest sheer idiocy. And I mean Idiocy on everyone's part.

First, Sirius. What the fuck is wrong with you man? What made you think that it would be a good idea?! Are you really going to say that you thought Snape would not get gravely hurt? That he could not end up dead or cursed like your friend? You know, the one you outed?!?

Now, Snape. What kind of rubbish crossed your mind when you decided that doing what one of your bullies said was a good idea? What made you think that going to a supposedly haunted house in the middle of a full moon nigth was ok? In Hogwarts, the castle next to a forest full of creatures and deadly plants. This boy suspected that something was happening, and I've read that he had already started to figure out Lupin's problem. So why did he go!?!?

And Dumbledore. Did you really think that detention was a good way to deal with near murder? I'm not talking about it being sufficient, though it wasn't. I'm saying that there were a bunch of very traumatised teenagers rigth in front of him and he didn't do anything, or at least, nothing that had been explicitly mentioned. I'm talking about some kind of counseling and a better eye on them. Things had clearly gone too far, but you take one and punish him in quite an inefficient manner and don't specifically tell him why; take the other and threaten him into silence, then tell him that he owes a life debt; praise the other for his heroic actions (which perhaps was right but, idk, just hope he didn't do it in front of Snape just when he was dragged out of the shack, that would hace been too soon. Also, I've seen people writing Lily using James' saving Snape's life as proof of the later being unfair and the former being good, which only points the Potter not knowing when to keep his mouth closed...); and lets not forget about the werewolf whose secret was reveled by one of his friends and was nearly pushed to kill someone, did Dumbledore do something for the boy not to mentally collapse?

Just, it was all handled so badly.

Sirius felt way more guilty about revealing Remus nature than nearly killing someone. He kept talking about how much of a pest Severus was and seemed to pretty much think he truly deserved what he got. I don't think Sirius was a bad person, he was screwed, the place he grew up ensured that, but he had other people, he had the chance to learn and was capable of emphaty. But I don't think it really hit home what he nearly did.

James must truly have felt like a hero and what he did was brave, but bragging about it was degrading for Snape and a remainder for Lupin, not to mention the fact that the question of what he had saved Snape from, was dangerous territory for Remus.

Snape was nearly killed and then left alone to deal with it with no kind of support or compensation. I understand the need to keep things secret, but the life debt thing was going too far.

It's just that I get they were kids, only 15, but they had or should have had enough awareness to think trough what they were doing.

Dumbledore had a lot on his plate, and again, I don't think he was bad, but he screwed up.

Honestly, is there a fic where Severus thinks something like 'nah, no way I'm going there, I don't care if they think I'm a coward, I'm not that stupid' and then goes to bed to wake up the next day with nothing happening?

[stabby-apologist]

Snape: " You love me, but you don't want me."

[severussnapeconfessions]

funny scenario where Severus is cool with some Slytherins in their 7th year so , he catches the student smoking weed outside of the building near the whomping willow tree and joins them (keep in mind this is his first time getting really high).

It was a Hogsmeade visiting day. Hogwarts had only a few students remaining, either those who did not get authorized to go, or those like Severus, who simply wanted to enjoy the castle and it's grounds with some peace.

Late in the afternoon right before dinner Severus decides to wander nearby the whomping willow. That place was intriguing, and he did not fully erase his memories of it yet. Slowly, he wanted to make peace with the tree and understand it's behaviour.

Until he realized he wasn't alone. There was a sound that did not quite belong in nature, and Severus quickly recognizes it as muffled laughter. He disillusioned himself and approached, following the sound. His prefect badge would come in handy, he was sure of it. There was a group of 3 slytherins, two boys and a blond girl, sitting near the base of the tree, almost entering an alcove that sunk into the ground. They were looking quite relaxed and seemed to be passing between themselves some sort of rolled tobacco, that provoked bouts of laughter after inhalation.

Smirking at the sight, Severus removed the incantation, wand at the ready, pointing at them in case they got startled.

"30 points from Slytherin, and I wish you were Hufflepuffs." - he said smoothly

The group froze momentarily, exchanged looks with each other, and to Severus dismay, they began to cackle loudly. He knew them well and he always thought they missed a synapsis or two once in a while.

"Are you out of your mind?" - Severus asked, confused and lowering his wand. There was no way any of them would move from their spot, nevermind reaching out for their wands.

"We are a bit... everywhere..." the girl said, grinning at him

Severus eyed them disdainfully, but curiosity hit him as a bludger.

"What in Merlin's name is that? Acids?" - he asked

"No mate, just weed. Wanna try?" - asked one of the boys

"What are the effects?". Curiosity was getting the better of him.

"Everyone reacts differently. Sio has been laughing at her socks for an hour." Explained a boy

Severus looked at the girl, Siobhan, and saw that her socks were in her hands. She was making her very own Muppet Show.

"I can smell the colours too" she added

"Yes, Francesco here thinks the clouds in the sky are just pigeons glued together and everytime a cloud passes over us he protects himself to avoid the pigeon shit"

Severus snorted, amused

"What about you, Murr ?" He asked, seeing that the boy was not as affected as his mates

"It calms my nerves and quells my anxiety. I have panic attacks quite frequently and weed helps me to deal with it. But I take it slow and in small quantities so I am not smelling colours or avoiding pigeons" he said, winking at him, taking another puff and offering it to Severus.

Still not fully trusting his actions but relaxing somehow , Severus crouched down to sit at their level, propped himself half sitting next to Murr who was still himself and took the blunt from his fingers.

"Go slow if you haven't tried it yet." He advised.

"How do I know what 'slow' is?' Severus asked.

"You'll find out. Go on, before we have to light it again."

Severus rolled the unfamiliar shape between his index and thumb, studying it for a second, and pressed the butt of it to his lips.

"Inhale through your mouth, exhale through your nose" the boy instructed.

Severus did. Smoking was unfamiliar to him, so instantly he felt the smoke everywhere and began to cough.

"Fuck-" he cursed between coughs. The other two were laughing hysterically.

"That was too fast. Try again but inhale slowly" Murr advised, chuckling

Slowly, he dared another try. The smoke was directed to the right places this time, and he exhaled slowly through his nose, thick fumes coming from his nostrils and some from his half closed mouth.

He returned the joint to Murr and looked at the sky.

"I don't see pigeons." He said simply.

"You have to believe it. You are not a believer." Said Francesco.

He stood quiet for a while, accepting the rolled balm when offered, embracing the relaxation that was slowly starting to soothe his nerves. He realised that he was practically always on edge and anxious, nervous about something. And for a moment he simply felt nothing. He played with the grass between his fingers, and continued to look at the sky.

"I think we're almost out of it by now. It's time to go back to the castle. Come on guys." said Murr, motioning the rest to get up.

Siobhan got confused with her socks on her hands and cartwheeled away from the tree, laughing madly.

Francesco covered his head with his robes, muttering "Fucking pigeon shit" under his breath.

Murr was looking rather calm and peaceful.

"Severus, are you coming?" he asked, offering his hand.

For the first time, Severus took his eyes away from the sky and looked at Murr, perplexed.

"Is it possible to remember something that hasn't happened yet?" he contemplated, looking dreamily at Murr, who barked a loud laugh and dissolved into a fitm clearly amused.

"Oh you're the existential crisis kind. I will make sure to invite you for the next session, Sev."

Finite.

[constantineseveran]

McGonagall: I ask people whether they have a headache.

Dumbledore: And I treat them with patience and care.

Snape: Yet still I suffered.

Harry: I’m the headache.

[mallml]

[idgaficanymore]

I think I've found my favourite line about Snape in a fanfic ever:

For once, Snape was just…a person. Well. An intelligent, awkward, antisocial, sarcastic, and guarded person. With anger management issues. Alright, so he wasn’t an altogether admirable person.

[snapeingturtle]

I'm a strong believer in unlabeled Sirius and gay Regulus. Bi Severus and lesbian Lily. Straight ally James, bi Remus, and questioning Peter.

Gay Dumbledore and lesbian McGonagall. Lesbian Sprout and queer Flitwick. Queer Hooch, bi Sinistra, pan Pomfrey.

Lesbian Luna, bi Harry, bi Ron. Questioning ally Hermione, straight ally Neville, gay Seamus, and bi Dean.

Ace Charlie, and pan Tonks.

No, I will not elaborate at the moment.