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[singeamon-arts]

The Eternal Sugar event in a nutshell:

[forgetriestowrite]

so Downfall part 3 definitely added a heaping amount of the weird gray area of "do we support the gods or nah" (esp. with the Archheart, who is kind of an asshole and I'm kind of here for it) but I'm still siding with them over Luda and I think BH will too because, I've said it before and I'll say it again, they get it

life is not easy! life in a dysfunctional family is even less so! all the lines are blurred, and BH has been living with that fact for MONTHS

and honestly they might not even be concerned with the morality thing, they'll be too busy trying to find the aeormaton speakeasy and going to the nearest temple of the Everlight to go "heyyy girl what's up"

[jaes1lvr]

꒰‧ what are we? 📘 ༶ ☆༉ ✼

꒰‧ @wontree 🍵 ༶ ☆༉ ✼

[everl0v3r]

dear burning spice owners. how does it feel to dominate arena

[willowpotatox]

Guess who just got over their sticker anxiety and decorated their computer

[overworkedblorbobattle]

Overworked Blorbo Battle Round 1 Poll: 40

[5ecardaday]

Yokaitober, Days 5-8

I know its the 16th and over halfway through the month, but I promise I have been (mostly) keeping up with Yokaitober. My issue is that building habits is hard, and I am definitely out of habit on posting to tumblr.

In the second series of yokai for the month, I covered a pretty wide variety of creatures, including the jubokko, a bloodthirsty tree that was actually created in the 20th century; Keizobo, one of five famous kitsune from Inaba; the yogen no tori, a helpful, pandemic-predicting raven that was "seen" only one time; and the hinoshu, a rock-like yokai the size of a germ who lives in people's spleens.

If you'd rather not wait for me to remember to post these yokai before seeing them, you can always sign up to follow me over on Patreon, where I post new yokai (almost) every day of October. Plus, if you pledge as little as $2/month, you can get access to some other great 5e homebrew, including new magic items, spells, and monsters, every single week.

[sabitiziing]

kith & kin

[keyleth-clay]

Happy Birthday to me, and eternal nat 20's to my sister for the best presents!

She also got me the Vox Machina d20 set. Whenever I get a new set of dice, I do a test roll right away to see how they do, and -

[lord-shitbox]

utterly horrifying turn of events (I saw this coming and acquiesced) (I let it happen) (I knew about this and said yes) I am Putting my Anime Boys Kissing Drawings in a Museum .

Hey nvm update even worse it's going in ghr cafe. they're going. In the cafe. the cafe where people drink things my art is going up in there .imkfhdjsjsj ssj jsjdjdddd. Dddddddddddddddddddd.

[multishipperlove]

Chapters: 2/6 Fandom: Critical Role (Web Series), A Daggerheart Critmas Story (Web Series) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Bethany Blake, Cameron Blake Additional Tags: Character Death, Mentions of Cancer, Cameron Blake's A+ parenting, 5+1 Things, Iris and Ralph mentioned, Infidelity, Emotional child neglect, I took a lot of liberty with the characters backstories here, it just felt right Summary:

Bethany Blake is a lot of things. She is homecoming queen, prom queen, a straight A student, the president of the student council, and the most popular girl in school. First and foremost, however, she is her father's daughter. And as a Blake, one of the earliest lessons you can learn is when to hold your tongue and smile for the camera.

Five times Bethany learned to deal with things, and the one time she stands up for herself.

[jaes1lvr]

♡ perfect night, she gon' let me start to CREEP in 🪦･ *ﾟ｡

[safyresky]

Smile Shots: When Bernard Met Jacqueline

Summary:

Bernard and Jacqueline tell Elle the story of how they met, and the centuries long friendship that ensued.

Check it out on ao3 and ff dot net :)

Guess what item was NEXT on the GLOW UP AGENDA! THE BERLINE FRIENDSHIP STORY, YEAH BABY!

I wanted to post it here but apparently, it has more than 1000 text block breaks which is apparently tumblr's limit. Of course.

Anyway! Enjoy a preview below the cut! :)

“You’re sing-songy this noon, Jacqueline.”

“Lalala—huh? Oh! Mhmm! Didn’t you see? We passed music! They were playing music!”

“Naturally.”

“So now it’s stuck in my head! Very fun! But it won’t get out of my head.”

“Very not fun for me.”

“It was a really big room with all sorts of weird instruments, and lots of colours, and happy little elfies—”

A very clear image of the music room popped into Jack’s head, then. Complete with elves and Jacqueline’s unique on-Jack's-shoulders point of view.

Well. That was an interesting new thing they could do.

“Jack.”

He groaned. Pulling a face, Jack turned around, a brilliant smile replacing the scowl as he watched Santa’s irritating head elf march their way.

“Bean pole.”

Bernard pulled up in front of them, placing his hands behind his back and ignoring the slight. (Rude, Jack thought). He could feel Jacqueline shifting forward in interest, folding her hands on top of his head.

“Council’s reconvening. Mother Nature wanted me to let you know that she knows you and your Legate have already been sworn in, but she expects you both to stay for the remainder of the proceedings.”

Jack grimaced, nose wrinkling. He glanced up at Jacqueline. She was wide awake and very interested in everything right now, it looked (and felt) like. So much for the “sleepy toddler” excuse, then. She’d be very unconvincing.

“Fine,” Jack sniffed. “We’ll be back posthaste and all that.”

Bernard looked surprised. And relieved. “Huh. That was easier than I expected. Thanks Jack.”

The nerve, Jack thought, watching as the elf walked away. “That was easier than I expected,” he mocked, sticking his tongue out at Bernard's retreating form.

He straightened. Dear Lady above. He really needed to tone down the hanging-out-with-a-toddler time. It was really bringing down his pristinely cultivated maturité.

“Down! Down!”

“What? You just wanted up!”

“Well now I want down! Pretty please.”

“I don’t know, Jacqueline. That please sounded like an afterthought.”

He was unsurprised when he felt her little toes once again digging into his shoulders, her face appearing before him with an over the top and yet, still adorable little pout. How did she make her eyes go that big. What was wrong with her.

“P-w-leaseeeeeeeee Jack? Pretty pretty please???? With powdery snow on top???”

“Alright, fine. Get back up there. And fix your face.”

Cackling (yes, really, the child was cackling), Jacqueline smirked at him, popping back up on his shoulders. Seconds later her arms were around his neck and she slid down his back and threw herself over his shoulders, succeeding in nothing but a decent imitation of a necktie.

“Jacqueline. You really need to work on your chill.”

“What? No I don't! You said it was perfect just last week!”

“Not—” Jack paused to let out a laugh. “Not your literal chill! The art of being chill.”

She stopped squirming, hanging off of Jack’s neck, head tilted up at him.

“Oh. Right.”

Rolling his eyes fondly, Jack grabbed her waist, placing her down gently.

“Honestly, Jacqueline. I’m super chill, not super fast. Have some patience. Hand please, if you're going to insist on being on the floor.”

“Hehe. Okay.” She grabbed his hand, letting him gently tug her back towards the meeting room. “Who was that?”

“Who?”

“The guy you thought was rude!”

Ah. She could hear his thoughts, too. Best be careful about that, Jack thought. To himself.

“That was Santa’s Number One Elf.”

“He had a cool hat. I liked it.”

“Yeah. I’m sure he’d let you wear it in a heartbeat.”

Jacqueline stopped, pulling Jack with her. Her eyes had done that “getting big” thing again.

“REALLY?!”

Jack blinked. And got a terrible idea.

“Why, of course! C’mon, Jacqueline. Who can say no to you.”

She looked positively devious. “NO ONE.”

“Exactly. Tell you what. Why don’t you go find him and ask? I’m sure he’ll say yes. Just make sure you call him by his preferred name! It's Bernie. He loves his name. You go and catch up to him, okay? Just. Don’t get lost!”

“Okay! Wait. How will I find you?”

“Tell you what. I’m going to go to the...restroom quickly, and then I’ll go find you, and we can head back to Gran. Okay?”

“Okay!”

“Have fun! Be safe! Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do!” Jack shouted after her retreating form, smile dropping as soon as his sister was out of view.

A quick trip to the restroom…or perhaps, instead, a quick trip to Santa’s office to do something about this whole unlawful exclusion he’d managed to get?

Same difference, Jack thought, slinking away through the lesser used hallways of the Workshop.

___

What frozen hell will Jack wrought? Will Jacqueline find this. Bernie? Will she get to wear his HAT? WILL BERNARD EVER CATCH A BREAK?!?! Not when friendship with Jacqueline is involved >:)

Catch the newly updated version on ao3 HERE and ff.net HERE. I'll reblog this after a NAP with some A/N's/the change log and the cake recipe lol :)

[somebody-on-t-umblr]

Yikes..

I forgot this app existed and I've been working on those "removing a feature of a character until I get them" and I haven't posted it to here yet so..

Here's 1-5 of my "Removing a feature of StormBringer until I get her"

Day 1:

Day2

Day 3:

Day 4:

Ps: Sorry about the Black background! Just had to redownload it💔

Day 5:

There will be more! Do not worry! Feel free to add suggestions!

[kingofdahiphop]

Suletta sunday miorine monday ramblings since I'm always late: *screams at top of his lungs until he passes out*

Also thank FUCK for Felsi she's a real one. Was literally on the verge of tears during that fight.

ALSO miorine is a boss bitch she fuckin killed it this episode.

[isagrimorie]

“I stopped watching C3 because of the god stuff.” - some redditor.

the CR reddit is so actively pro-gods that any kind of questioning of gods they’re taking very personally. as if the fictional gods are their friends.

most of bells hells aren’t even anti-gods, they’re not atheists because they know gods exist.

bells hells are skeptical of the gods. they are skeptical if they’re worthy of worship.

the guests have expressed more of a vocal anti-gods sentiment than the bells hells.

and they’re still willing to sacrifice everything to save the world, and the gods because they know it’s the right and necessary thing to do.

also the CR reddit board being actively pro-gods is weirding me out.