#crazy dumb blonde powers!

[misiahasahardname]

family comes in all shapes and sizes…

ignore how i drew brody here. i’m not proud of how he turned out.

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[mackjlee9]

~Afab!Kaveh Brainrot~

Okay y'all, I don't have the brain power to write something actually good and such, so take this~

Masterlist.

Warning; breeding kink, voyeurism, cervix fucking, cunningulus, squirting, overstimulation, masturbation, blowjob, face sitting, thigh fucking, free use, somophilia, dry humping and I might be forgetting something else.

Afab!Kaveh whose legs tremble every time your cock hits his cervix, whining and crying incoherencies as you keep him bent over the kitchen counter.

Afab!Kaveh who can't stop squirming and whimpering as you eat him out, muttering that he can't cum anymore, but not releasing the grip he has on your hair, his thighs pressing on the sides of your head as he cums all over your tongue.

Afab!Kaveh who loves the feeling of your hot cum spilling inside him, making his eyes roll back as he moans how much he loves being bred over and over again.

Afab!Kaveh whose hips move sloppily as he rides you desperately, griping onto your shoulders as he overstimulates himself, blabbering something you didn't understand, but his fucked dumb expression is enough to let you know that he wants more and more.

Afab!Kaveh who presses his thighs together at the thought of Alhaitham finding out that your fingers are deep inside his wet heat, slowly fucking him under the dining table.

Afab!Kaveh who gets so loud when you keep fucking him through his orgasms, making him squirt all over the bed.

Afab!Kaveh who likes waking up to the feeling of your cock grinding against his clothed pussy, enjoying the warmth and smoothness of his thighs, as you whisper how good he's being for letting you use his thighs without complaint.

Afab!Kaveh who turns into a dumb slut for your cock when you pound into him, whining nonstop about how much he loves the feeling of your cock stretching his pussy.

Afab!Kaveh who pulls your hair hard enough to cause you pain while he rides your face, all that shyness and hesitation gone the moment your tongue licked his puffy clit.

Afab!Kaveh who doesn't even care that Alhaitham walked in on him getting his guts rearranged, encouraging his roommate to use his mouth as a relief.

Afab!Kaveh who humps your shoe while he takes your cock down his throat, tears dripping down his face when you hold his blond hair to use his mouth as a fleshlight.

Afab!Kaveh who loves having his pussy used whenever and wherever you feel like it <3

Afab!Kaveh who goes crazy when you watch him masturbate, gently guiding his movements with your words until he's edged and sensitive, his dripping and puffy pussy twitching as he whines that he can't cum if you're not touching him or fucking him~

[strangerpsychofficeparks]

Time to play Guess the Fandom!

This fandom began by focusing on six protagonists (less so nowadays, when things have branched off to focus on other characters and plotlines). There have been many earlier incarnations/versions of this universe, but this post is focusing on the most popular incarnation that began approximately 15 years ago.

Character 1 is crazy smart and gifted, getting their powers primarily from this intelligence. Not initially a team player, 1 does have a close and trusting bond with a personal assistant of the opposite gender. 1 initially seems to focus on their own achievements, but their development throughout the franchise created a selfless hero who will do whatever it takes to help others. (1 is typically seen by the writers and fans as the central character of the franchise.)

Character 2 is down to earth, blond, and known for their traditional values. 2's main ability in terms of actual "powers" is raw physical strength, though they're often looked to as the moral guiding force on the team.

Character 3 is confident and sticks by their loved ones, even when they have hurt Character 3. This character is a tad boastful at times, and they're known for controlling weather, flying, and traveling insanely quickly through a multicolored method in the sky that's impossible to miss. Though they seem like the "dumb jock" of the group, they're actually quite smart if you pay attention.

Character 4 is an expert in their field who mostly wants a peaceful and private life. 4 seems pretty shy and mild-mannered, but you do not want to see them get angry. Over time, this character has developed a support system and grown more comfortable in their skin.

Character 5 is a softie with a deep love of family. Though 5 lives with children, their signature move is shooting projectiles with an iconic weapon.

Character 6 seems like just another pretty face but actually uses her appearance and feminity as a weapon when need be. 6 also loves her feisty younger sister despite some fights they have had.

A chaos god serves as a primary villain for the franchise. After betraying and causing problems for the main heroes, he is eventually redeemed through his friendship with one of the main characters.

There are also six stones of various colors that maintain balance in this universe. Because of this, fans of this franchise attempt to match each of the six characters with the stone that most matches that character's role on the team.

Did I just describe the MCU or My Little Pony?

[lomlkenji]

༊*·˚ dumb and dumb-er |reggie peters

summary : alex having enough of you and reggie's obliviousness and did something about it.

warning : fluff, soft reggie, really poor written confession <3

word count : 0.9k

author's note : reggie is babieee and i'm so obbsessed with him so here u go!! ily <3

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You and Reggie were always the powerful duo. You guys did everything together, and in that time you have grown feelings for the boy.

You did everything in your power to ignore it, but it just never works. Everytime he laughs or makes physical contact with you, you can help but just melt.

Unbeknownst to you, Reggie feels the same way. He loves hearing you laugh, especially if he was the reason. But he always thought you guys would just stay friends and nothing more.

Right now, we're now on the couch, ranting to Alex about your little crush. Scratch that HUGE crush.

"-and I don't know Alex, should I tell him?" you asked the blond, you were laying down on your back, your hands resting on your stomach.

Reggie and Luke are out exploring, while you and Alex are having a little heart to heart session.

Alex rolled his eyes for the hundredth time this week. Reggie came to him earlier yesterday and also ranted about you to him when you were with Julie.

Alex sighed, "I think you both are the definition of dumb and dumb-er." he said.

"I mean we do a lot of stupid stuff together." you laughed, as memories flashed across your mind.

But of course Alex didn't mean it like that, he meant that you both are idiots who have feelings for each other and choose to ignore it by thinking the other one didn't feel the same way.

"Yes you will tell him. Right now." Alex stated, determination in his voice. He stood up getting ready to poof and find Reggie.

"What? Are you crazy?" you stood up too but it was too late, he was already gone.

"Damn." you mumbled under your breath.

You started to pace around the room and began practicing your little confession. "Okay uh hi Reggie. Um I- well you see, it's actually a funny story- I actually uh you know- UGH." you groaned in frustration when you can't think of anything to say to him.

"Why is it so hard for me to tell my best friend that i'm basically in love with him." you stated sarcastically as you hid your face in your hands.

"You what?" a soft voice asked.

You froze. Shit.

You look up and see Reggie, Luke and Alex standing together. Reggie was standing in the middle, his face full of confusion.

"Oh my god, hey guys!" you greeted them, trying to hid your nervousness. You felt like you wanted the ground to swallow you then and there.

"We're gonna leave you two to talk." Luke said as he patted Reggie's back and poofed away with Alex, probably outside the garage eavesdropping into this conversation.

You gave Reggie a small smile which made his heart skip a beat, but his eyes are still widened and no sentence coming out of him.

"So-" you started, avoiding eye contact.

"Did you mean it?" Reggie cut you off and started moving closer to you.

You took a deep breath and sighed heavily, looking up to him "Yeah. Yeah I mean it, i'm in love with you Reggie Peters." you confessed.

A huge weight was lift from your shoulders but a whole new one came, scaring you at how he's going to react.

He took your hands in his and gave it a soft kiss. "I think I'm in love with you too, well actually I'm pretty positive." he admitted bashfully, chuckling.

It was now your turn to have your eyes wide open. "What?"

"Surprise?" he wanted to sound optimistic but it came out in a questioning tone.

Your eyes cast down at your shoes and laughed. When you look up at him, you see him staring at you with the biggest heart eyes that made your heart leap.

"So can I kiss you now?" he asked softly. Reggie is screaming in his head at how nervous he sounded.

You nodded and managed saying "Yeah." with a small voice.

He grins and cup your cheek to pull you in. Resting his hand on your jaw and when your lips connected you instantly melted. This may be cliché, but sparks flew. He sighed in relief, finally feeling your lips against his.

"OW!" the sound of Alex's voice broke you both apart.

You guys look at the garage door then back to each other thinking of the same thing.

Reggie grabbed your hand and poofed you out in front of the garage door. When you arrived, his hand didn't move to let go of yours and it brought a huge smile to your face.

You look to see Alex on the floor, with his hand propped up his head. Luke was leaning against the door trying to act cool. And someone you didn't expect; Julie was sitting down pretending to meditate.

They all looked at you guys, a sheepish smile made its way to their face as they started to act oblivious.

"Oh hey guys!"

"Didn't see you there!"

"When did you guys get here?"

You rolled your eyes not believing them for a second. "You were there the whole time weren't you?" you said, raising your eyebrows.

"Yeah." they said simultaneously in shame.

You laughed as Reggie wrapped his arm around your waist turning you to him "Good, now I can do this." he said before smashing your lips together again. The effects were still the same as before. it felt like you were in cloud 9.

Reggie too felt like he was in heaven, having the girl of his dreams finally in his arms.

You pull back and look back at Luke, Julie and Alex to see them all hung open. But also a small smile lingering on their lips, happy that their friends are finally being together.

You felt heat rush towards your neck and ears as you laughed and pecked Reggie's cheek. "I guess we are dumb and dumb-er."

reblog for a kiss! 💋

[shiftingwithmars]

I swear to god I’m on my last fucking straw-

On one of the reviews for the Percy Jackson show someone said “Being blonde was like 90% of Annabeth’s personality!” (In response to her being played by a black actress) and I just-

There is SO much more to Annabeth than just being blonde and white. Her dynamic is BARELY about the ‘Dumb blonde’ stereotype.

Her entire character dynamic is that she feels like she constantly has to prove herself because A)Her dad pretty much kicked her out of the house at age 7 because she was a demigod(Which was HIS fault as he’s the one who fell in love with a god) and B)Her mom is goddess, the goddess of wisdom at that. How is Annabeth supposed to live up to those standards? She constantly feels useless because all of her friends have these super cool powers and all she has is the fact that she’s smart. And she also feels like a failure because she’s the daughter of one of the smartest beings to ever exist and she STILL fails sometimes. She failed to save Luke. She spent 8 months searching for Percy and drove herself crazy because she couldn’t figure out where he was or what happened to him. She was supposed to be smart, why couldn’t she figure it out? She was one of the smartest people in camp. And she felt like she was failing everyone when she couldn’t figure things out.

again, there is SO MUCH MORE to Annabeth than just being blonde. If you ‘can’t relate to her anymore’ then you never related to her in the first place apart from the fact that you were blonde and white.

I can relate to Annabeth perfectly(and I’m not blonde), and I get her struggles. I understand what it’s like to be considered ‘gifted’ at such a young age and then suddenly start struggling at 12. I understand what it’s like to feel like you’re constantly failing everyone, like you have to earn everyone’s love. I understand what it’s like to doubt yourself every single day.

Being blonde has pretty much nothing to do with Annabeth’s character.

[letstrythisout4]

Thinking about Victorie (Tori) Weasley

First things first I dont fuck with the approximated ages of this generation. I just- no. Like the math isn’t mathing for me, so in my head this is how it goes. I think Victorie is the eldest of the entire generation, I think she was born in 1998. That is not canonical but I like it so much more yk. I like to think that she’s older than Teddy by a couple months. I don’t think she was a planned baby (much like Teddy) but yk. Bill and Fleur were young and dumb and shit happens idk. I just don’t like the…let's say canonical implications of Teddy and Tori dating at such a young age, AND if Tori is born sometime during the war it's a little moral boost or whatever, this is what we're fighting for type shit, much like Teddy. (But this will also play into a headcanon that ill get into later in this post about like politics, social standings yadda yadda, so stay tuned)

I like to think that wizard genetics are weird, right. So in the case of the topic for this post, Victorie Weasley, this would mean that Tori and all of her siblings have Veela traits despite being like what an eighth (im dumb and bad at math so dont bully me if thats wrong) Veela. I like to think that Tori is the most Veela-like; where all of her siblings have the classic red Weasley hair she was born platinum blonde and just in general looks way more like her great-grandmother than anyone else in the family.

I think that she is kind of deemed precious by the entire family, I mean she was born in such a moment of darkness and provided so much hope for regrowth after the war and that never left.

That girl was spoiled, heavily.

I mean the first grandbaby and she’s a girl. Molly adores her like no other and definitely hovers a lot.

I think Tori being born is a major part in fixing the relationship between Molly and Fleur.

ALSO imagine being Tori and learning the lore behind your mother and your grandmothers relationship before your birth. I feel like most people have a point where after youve grown up, maybe when you’re a teenager or an young adult, where you get to know like the family drama; imagine just ONE (because the weasleys have other shit to that i can get into later) piece of your family drama/lore is that your grandmother used to have beef with your mom and straight up used to hate her. Like the grandmother that you adore used to talk shit about your mom. (That’s not an uncommon thing at all, I know that something that people go through but its still crazy yk)

You know that trend where its people photos as adults and then as kids with the Megan song where its like “Knowin' nothin' in life, but I gotta get rich · You could check the throwback pics, I been that bitch” THAT IS TORI

I like to think that Tori and Teddy grew up like two peas in a pod. If they went more than like three days without each other when they would finally be reunited -especially as little toddlers- they were so dramatic, refusing to be more than 5 steps from each other.

I like to think George is the one who gave Victorie the nickname Tori and she just loved it so much that after the age of like eight she stopped answering to her full name unless her mom or grandmother (on her mothers side) was the one calling her.

Tori and Teddy are like the heads of the Next Gen. Way before they even became a couple they were the older cousins, they were respected and looked up to by the rest of the Next Gen, their just a power duo.

(I think Tori has like a two to three year distance between her and Dominique, and then I think that Dominique is kind of like the eldest of all the kids. So basically the next gen is Tori and Teddy, no kids born for the next 3 years, then Dominique then everyone else)

Tori and Dominique both grew up heavily in Veela culture. I can’t remember if I’ve said it on the blog or just thought about it alot but I think that they both were sent to Beauxbaton for a couple years for the equivalent of muggle elementary and then transferred to Hogwarts.

I think Tori ( because she is so Veela-like) perhaps got bullied and harassed. I’ve seen a lot of people dive into the implications of being Veela or part-Veela so I won’t get into it too much but Idefinitely think that she had her fair share of just straight bullying. 

Now a little bit of a switch up but stick with me. Imagine with me, that the Weasley family is a fallen noble house (maybe even ancient).

The house fell maybe during the first war or a little prior due to blood supremacy; they were clipped out the pureblood scene when they were just a little too loud. 

Now the house has fallen and post-secondary wars the Wizarding World in Europe is trying to rebuild itself. 

Tori (in my head) would take advantage of that. 

Listen, we've seen the Weasley family kind of get treated like shit because of their relationship with muggleborns and their financial situation and their lack of political influence. In theory if they were to rebuild the house there would be no better time than postsecondary war.

But I don't think that they do. Molly and Arthur are happy just to be with their family. All of the Weasley siblings we know of , except for Percy, are (for lack of a better word) free spirited non-socially conforming people yk. Bill is a curse-breaker, Charlie works with fucking dragons, the twins opened a joke shop and Ginny is a quidditch icon. I doubt they give a fuck about social status in the sense of regaining former political power. Especially because they all seem to have had it kind of easy. I mean yes we know they get comments about their finances and whatever but like…Weasleys are tough as shit, they'll just beat the shit out of you and call it a day.

Percy though is an exception, Percy did want to be in the Ministry. He was attempting to climb the ranks but I think after the war…after Fred’s death, he does not care, at least for the next few years.

I think Tori does care. I can see a world where Tori is getting harassed because she is part-Veela and I mean lets be real there must still be Death eater sympathisers at Hogwarts and Ican only imagine he fucking target the next gen had on their backs. I don't think that it's an issue for the other kids because well they have each other to rely on and the older cousins aka Tori and Teddy who as the eldest set the standard of like hey we are not meant to be fucked with. 

I think Tori and Teddy both faced heavy harassment for being half-blood and fought back. I think the two of them were perpetually in detention simply because they refused to sit there and take it.

I think Tori is bitter because of course this harassment isn’t just little kid petty ignorant bullshit, this expands into the grander political/social scene. Her family is beloved by half the Wizarding community sure, but they are seen as Harry Potter's sidekicks. The other half would kill them if they could get away with it. 

I think Tori looks around and sees that yes the war is over but ignorant purebloods still hold power. They still have their elite clubs and balls and still shoot down laws that could make change, I mean yeah a lot of people died or went to Azkaban but that was just Death Eaters, they are plenty of blood supremacists that couldn’t be convicted because well they haven’t done anything. They just refuse to let half-breeds into any important position of power *shrugs* voting against something isn’t illegal.

In theory the Weasley House could be great and as the eldest Tori is in a position to make it great. 

Tori Weasley looks at the snobby pureblood society and decides I am going to get in there and change it for the better or die trying.

Give me Tori Weasley who in her 5th year walks into Flitwick's office for her consultation on her future career paths with notebooks filled with information on Wizengamot, all the pureblood families, pureblood customs, etiquette, niche traditions, clubs, events, everything. Information on every level and subsection of the Ministry. 

Tori Weasley who works her ass off to be the top student of her year, before because she simply was competitive but as she gets older she is intentionally trying to stomp on every highly-tutored pureblood who thinks they have an advantage. She wants to be the best with no room for discussion and she is.

Give me Percy Weasley who is watching his niece grow up to be a mini him. She always had his tendencies even when she was at Beauxbaton, obsessed with rules and wanting to know everything. She looked up to him. But now, Christmas of her 6th year, 16 year old Tori was like looking in a slightly distorted mirror. She rallied her cousins and siblings, yelling at them if they were too loud or bumped into her, messing up what she was writing.

Percy warned Tori of greed and ambition and how blinding it could be. But Tori just had to respectfully shut him down. Greed? Ambition? Yes, yes she could admit she could find satisfaction in always being right but at the end of the day this wasn’t about her, this wasn’t for her.

This was for the family.

Tori didn’t want a position of power for herself.

She wants to rebuild the House of Weasley into a respectable name, politically, socially, and financially. She wanted to form allies with other like minded Houses like the Abbots, and wanted to formally politically oppose blood supremacy. 

She wanted their seat back in Wizengamot.

As the eldest she had much to gain from this, yes, she would be the head of the family… but she’s always been the head of the family. She gave the generation before her something to fight for during the war, she gave them something to live for after the war, she gave her generation a reputation to use for when they were at Hogwarts so that their years could be easier. And she would be giving all of her success to the next generation as well.

Tori is greedy and ambitious, yes, I mean you definitely won’t see her handing over the position as Head of the family to just anyone but so long as it benefits the family…

She starts her plan the second that she leaves HogwartsI think Tori is someone who becomes incredibly famous because of her efforts. I mean incredibly intelligent, beautiful, witty, and well known through coming from families that fought in both wars, I think she is set up to become a media darling. 

Photos of her arguing passionately in Wizengamot make it on the front page and that is where she gets her start. 

I think she grows into a name that is so well known that before she gets a seat in Wizengamot she’s already building connections.

I like to think that Tori is incredibly successful, that she reestablishes the House of Weasley and garners more respect for the House of Prewett. Tori is making political moves shutting down underhanded oppression and advocating for different communities. Tori is at every event, every ball, every club. And I mean even the ones whose crowds are primarily made up of blood supremacists. Why does she go? Because you never know what you’ll overhear. Why is she even invited? Because her name is too big in the Wizarding World to not be invited. 

I think Tori Weasley is the youngest member of Wizengaot ever, becoming the official representative of the family and taking up the seat for the family at age 22.

I think everyone is incredibly proud but I think Arthur is the most proud. I think he never held a passion for politics or House matters but I would imagine that he is old enough to remember what it was like when the Weasley name was respected and we know that he lived through the disrespect that the Ministry put them through after the first war. 

I imagine a seat in Wizengamot pre-first war used to be a symbol of status and respect because you have to fight your way to be an option to fill the seat and you have to be elected by your fellow Wizengamot members to actually take up the seat. Losing your seat in Wizengamot must feel devastating so to see it be regained, not only is personally satisfactory but also feels like a symbol of true progress.

(lemme know if yall want my opinions or headcanons on literally any character of any era because I have many, also if yall want elaboration on anything)

[deafchild2000]

Okay, a few years ago, my mind played with some crazy and unique ways to explore or rewrite H2O characters (at most: Lyla being Dr. Denman's adoptive daughter and healthily researching mermaid magic.)

But I've cooled down over the years and settled on a few that make sense (Charlotte being a mermaid again under dubious circumstances - being one of them and Kim actually being smart and figuring out the Secret using photocopies of Cleo's diary before it was destroyed).

Or maybe I'm not above writing stories with second chances, but not without taking liberties such as avoiding dumbing someone down or giving credit where it's due.

So, I had this idea for a story I attempted but didn't quite publish. The context: What if Charlotte, Miriam, and Sophie were mermaids?

Considering I go back and forth between Reddit and Tumblr, I was surprised (and not) by the Antis and the ones willing to indulge in the characters - I ended up joining in too. But this idea was me really pushing the envelope, so to speak, and thinking outside the box. And another thing, I'm kind of not afraid to go into mature themes that exist in real life.

So why these three? Because everyone hates them, and the exact challenge of making them worth reading about is what I strive for. And since I do believe being in the Moon Pool alone is why Charlotte got three powers, then making her part of a group & dividing said powers avoids some problems.

Charlotte is the easiest of the three, she deserved better in character development and writing (and I'm not above laying blame on the girls for creating her antagonism, to begin with). If H2O had started off with the story of a girl finding out her grandma was a mermaid, it would have felt fitting as it would involve her meeting Louise and doing the supposed job of tying both generations of mermaids together. Essentially doing what S2 chose not to due when introducing a former mermaid having left a legacy behind. On that note, Charlotte is Cleo's foil, so she does get Hydrokinesis.

Miriam is...so fascinating! Between her and Sophie, it's so easy to imagine Miriam disliking having a tail to begin with. At best, she's unilaterally Emma and Rikki's foil (everything Emma's not and Rikki hates). With the Mean Girl/Ice Queen persona she had going on, I'm not too against the trope of her using being a mermaid for popularity but I imagine having Charlotte involved means the worst gets curbed. However, I do imagine the "One Drop" policy getting old pretty fast, and sick of it as well. It was actually pretty difficult (and felt generic), but in the end - I settled for Miriam getting Hydro-cryokinesis.

Sophie, Sophie, Sophie...Not gonna lie, getting the one who destroyed the moon pool for financial gain (and more of a villain than the other two) was when I knew I had my hands full! Not to mention, she's an ADULT! Not an elderly or a parent - an adult with bills to pay and a brother to take care of. And that's where I feel her arc should be (adulting and a caregiver who now has to deal with a tail). But because I don't mind taking liberties, I traced her actress back to her previous role (Rachel Samuels of Blue Water High) and that's where things came together! Overall, she does have hints of Emma but could be more dangerous than Rikki. So hydro-thermokinesis for her.

There's so much to this dynamic of the 2000s mermaids not being like anyone expected and the potential. Charlotte is the first to embrace being a mermaid while Miriam fights it every second she can (Sophie being between the two). Given what happened in Red Herring, I'm particularly fond of the idea both Miriam and Sophie have dyes in their hair and the transformation reveals their natural brunette and blonde tones. As an anti of Will Benjamin and his behavior with Bella in canon, perhaps exposure and learning how NOT to treat a mermaid from the source could go a long way. I'm definitely LIVING for Louise adoring Charlotte yet meeting Miriam and Sophie and having difficulty adjusting to someone like them being mermaids & far removed from what she, Gracie, and Julia were. How Zane fits into this as without Rikki, Miriam's all that ties him to her. Sophie's past and why teenage drama dictates Miriam be such a bitch (as well as whether Tiffany has a place in her life). Or better yet, Lewis was the researcher, so is he obsolete from this AU or can he be brought in? Does Miriam have an Elsa episode where she freezes everything?

I can't promise Linda Denman or other likes in canon, but like lightning - some things don't happen twice without reason.

But main question: Why would these three meet? Charlotte and Miriam make sense, Charlotte moving a year early isn't hard to do as well as placing Miriam with Zane & Nate and having her steal the spark plug. Given the lack of background on their folks, Sophie and Will moving to Queensland is easy to arrange with the right backstory. So in the end, it all goes straight to the beginning - the Pilot.

(And where are the original girls? Given the effect this AU would cause, a lot gets undone. Cleo and Emma were already friends, just not likely to meet Rikki - whose actions triggered the events of canon to begin with! So at best, side characters who interact but don't influence the narrative as much...possibly.)

[vsakaa-fanfiction-drawings-hcs]

(Spoilers!)(So, this takes place after A stood up to V in the club)

TW: Swearing. Uh... I think that's it?

Angel groaned as Charlie stood her ground, blocking the exit. "Fuck, Chawlie... would you just move outta my way, I've gotta go to work". The demon princess shook her head, spreading her stance even wider to further block the pathway.

"You're not going! You- we all saw you! We saw you stand up to h-".

"Yeah, yeah. I did, and it was dumb" dismissed the spider, crossing one set of limbs and wafting at the other with his second pair. Another sigh. "It was fucking dumb, but I've gotta scram, so if you could just... boop, outta my way that'd be real swell, Toots".

"Angel, we saw the whole thing. How you stood up to him. How angry he was, how he threatened you!" worried Charlie, chewing her lip as she moved to rub her arm. "Angel...".

"Fucking- Chawlie! I humiliated him!" yelled Angel, moving to grip his fluffy white hair. "Yeah, I stood up to him... in front of everyone at a club that he is like- THE VIP of! What was I fucking thinking?!". Charlie gasped, moving to comfort Angel, who promptly pushed her away. "N-no, stop. I've gotta go to work... watcha thinking- he won't fucking bust that door down? Fucking drag me by my ankles or my hair? Char... if I don't go- he's just gonna rock up here- I can take whatever he's gonna throw at me, but I'll be fucked if he's gonna lay one finger on any of you!" declared Angel, getting into a defensive pose. "Ain't gonna fucking happen". Charlie breathed, before hugging her friend- tears welling up in her eyes.

"Promise me one thing..." she uttered, grabbing Angel's hand, causing the spider to tilt his head. "Promise me you'll come back". Angel paused for a long while, before taking his hand back and glancing at the door.

"I can't...".

"But-".

"Cause I don't wanna lie to you" replied Angel, swallowing as he carefully cupped Charlie's face. "The truth is, I dunno what's gonna happen when I step through those doors- fuck, he could be waiting in the fucking car park, Char... so no, I ain't gonna promise that I'll come back" he mumbled, moving away from the blonde one and hugging himself. "But I can promise this, that I'm grateful". Charlie wiped her eyes and frowned at Angel, before finding Vaggie by her side. A gentle hand squeeze. "I thought all this- all of it, was fucking bullshit crazy. That you were fucking bullshit crazy. Check out this crazy broad going around, talking about this hotel where you can get redeemed and shit. Like- what? But I thought, hey- she's offering a rent-free stay? So, I lapped that shit up" explained the spider, pacing slightly as he spoke. "But then- being around you... and Vaggie, Radio Daddy, Kitten, and- yep, even you- you little psycho" he said, gesturing to Nifty who was trying to kill a bug. "And... I guess Snake Boi?". Shrug. "Anyway, getting off track. Being around you all made me realise that things ain't always like they are out there, that in here- there's... good demons, whatever that fucking means" informed Angel, sighing as he glanced at the door; and Charlie, again. "And... as heartfelt as this all is, I really need you to move now- cause I'm gonna be late". Charlie took a deep breath and with a nod from Vaggie, finally stepped aside, watching as Angel crept towards the door.

"I'm sorry" she whispered as he passed her, causing the spider to frown deeply and scoff.

"For what? Listen, doll. It's all looking pretty fucked right now, but keep ya head up- shit, you've got brains and heart, and a fucking radio demon with like- infinite amounts of sexy power!" cried Angel, gesturing to Alastor who was leaning on his cane. "Fucking use it, ya know? Fucking- listen, if anyone in this crazy fucked reality can save us? Ain't no question about it, it's you, Toots" he stated, gripping the handle and daring to open the door. He went to take a step outside before looking back at his found family, fighting the growing sadness.

"I love you" said Charlie, wiping away more tears as Vaggie comforted her; giving Angel a sad smile.

"... I'll be seeing ya" he answered, slipping through the exit as the door closed behind him.

[comicavalcade]

Submariner Summer 23

Hey hey everyone its time for #SubmarinerSummer read through, part 23. Diving into Tales to Astonish #90: To Be Beaten By BYRRAH! The cover paints quite the tableau, too. Byrrah, a Golden Age rival of Namor, now makes his Silver Age debut to bedevil our sea prince once more.

On the Title page, we are quickly reintroduced to him just as his long-laid plans to destroy Namor are ready to begin. The fiend! Truly an appropriate antagonist for issues with art by Bill Everett, and I'm sure that's no coincidence. Also dig those Forbush water ballets! 🤭

Fair warning, I'm likely to get a little ranty since this ish leans on a key element of Namor lore that deserves highlighting. Case in point: racism. Namor has faced it his whole life from other Atlanteans, including and perhaps especially from other royal Atlanteans

Being mixed-race has been a challenge he's had to struggle with; his arrogance, insisting on his own worth and excellence, is a *response* to that struggle. He'll show them who's a "mongrel" "half-breed"; and of course, his physical power has been his avenue to that validation.

Of course its no easier for him on the surface; he doesn't even pass for *human*, let alone white (he's typically described as looking asian, traditionally, if he's described in human terms). He is absolutely always an outsider there. So why is Namor so angry all the time? Lol. Rofl. LMAO, even. Why *wouldn't* he be?

ANYWAY, back to Byrrah, blond racist of Atlantis. He's been biding his time, using his aristocratic influence building up trust and influence with people and connections that will help him take control for his own selfish gain

Now he sees his chance, and starts a full public relations campaign, painting himself as peace-loving and Namor as a warmonger, as well as a "freak" who's just dumb and strong because again, metaphorical racism. And it seems to work well as people start to call for a plebiscite

Of course, he's pulling this little Game of Thrones move while Namor is away. Luckily, Lord Vashti comes to let him know. Namor doesn't believe it could work, but Vashti disavows him of that, so Namor returns to Atlantis to try and counter Byrrah.

Byrrah had planned for just that, and takes the opportunity to demand a royal challenge for Namor calling him a coward. This seems counterintuitive, since Namor is more powerful, so Dorma is suspicious, as is Vashti, but Namor is Namor, and Byrrah knows him well...so its on!

Incidentally, this is like the third trial by combat we've seen; seems pretty ingrained in Atlantean culture. Makes for exciting stories of course, but also lends context to Namor solving things by insisting on fighting about it since he sees himself as embodiment of his culture.

At any rate, it doesn't take long for Byrrah to start using loopholes to gain an advantage on Namor. Namor has advatages of his own, of course, but Byrrah was two steps ahead, and doses Namor with a strength-draining chemical applied via saw-fish. Ah yes, oldest trick in the book, saw-fish injection

Now weakened, Namor is unable to take down Byrrah, who takes the offensive and delivers the knock-out blow on Namor. Imperius Rex?

Namor is devastated, of course. But not because of his loss so much as that the people have turned against him and cheer his enemy. Dorma and Vashti try to comfort him, but Namor is worried that all his enemies will now team-up, dooming Atlantis and then the rest of the world!

Call me crazy, but I like the internal Atlantean politics stories, bringing back the racism against Namor that would pop up in the Golden Age and will pop up in future stories, delivered by a Golden Age adversary that's fun to dislike as a low schemer in Byrrah.

The art really works for the story too, Everett hasn't lost a step. The man knows Atlantis, and he adds in little details that remind me of the Golden Age Atlanteans/"submariners", which is cool to see if you've read Namor's oldest stories.

But, our cliffhanger left Namor at this low point, and NEXT we'll see what happens in the reign of Prince Byrrah of Atlantis in Tales To Astonish 91: Outside The Gates Waits Death!

[arry-katt310]

Since Juliette won the vote, here's her character and some facts about her. You see, Juliette isn't even fully adopted. She's the biological daughter of Killian (@sanityshorror) one of his hookups. She was just left in an abandoned parking lot in which Julius and Killian (@sanityshorror) found her.

*used a base for this pic

Full name: Juliette Minerva Lynch

Birthday: It is actually unspecified when her birthday is bc she was found at a few weeks old in an abandoned parking lot, so they just decided on June 2nd.

Blood ties:

Killian Lynch - father

Cian Lynch (@sanityshorror) - step brother

Her mother is presumably dead and she has no biological siblings

Nicknames:

Julie

Likes:

Dressmaking; her dad taught her

Sewing

Annoying her dads/girlfriend/other hellcrew members

Dogs and cats; she has a German Shepard named Nessie and a cat named Cloverleaf

Black

Gothic clothing

Satanic rituals; she doesn't do any bc her ADHD always gets in the way of what she does

Alcohol

Anything caffeinated

Giving a bunch of attention to Harmony; Jason the Toymaker's daughter even though she knows Harmony hates it

Dislikes:

Gender stereotypes

Other people

Blonde hair

Lucien Delaney (@scarfaxia)

Not being able to annoy anyone

Personality:

Charming

Sophisticated

Kinda dumb

Immature

Sweet

Kind but not really

Crazy

Forgetful

Noticeable features:

Black heart on her face; Julius (@sanityshorror) drew it on her to be more like him

Usually really stupid

She's always wearing tight and small clothing such as latex and mini skirts

Almost always posting on social media

Her skin is burning hot due to her powers

Weapon of choice: she's skilled at both guns and knives, but would rather keep her clothes clean and use a gun

Supernatural abilities:

She has the ability of fire. She can turn herself into it, control it and spawn it from anywhere.

Weakness:

Her fire comes from the flames in her blood. If she uses it too much at once, she gets weak and may pass out. Despite being immortal, this is the only thing that could potentially kill her.

Her ADHD

[mysterymogai]

-tropic masterlist

Pt: -tropic masterlist /end pt

Under cut because this is ridiculously long, links to the posts aren't included due to the link limit. This is mostly intended for coiners to check if a term already exists, feel free to send an ask if you want a specific term - last updated August 14th, 2024 - tagging @tropicarchive

Absurdly sharp claws

Academic alpha bitch

A dog named cat

A dog named dog

Alas, poor villain

All for nothing

Always murder

Americans are cowboys

Ambiguous innocence

Ambition is evil

And that's terrible

Angelic abomination

Angelic beauty

Apocalypse anarchy

Apocalyptic Log

Ascended glitch

Ascended to carnivorism

Asshole victim

Auto-cannibalism

Ax-crazy

Awesomeness is a force

Badass adorable

Badass longcoat

Bad powers, good people

Battleaxe nurse

Battle Butler

Beauty to beast

Becoming the mask

Beneath the mask

Beware the nice ones

Big bad friend

Big brother bully

Big brother instinct

Big eater

Bitch in sheeps clothing

Border patrol

Bizzare alien sexes

Bizzaro universe

Black bug room

Blatant lies

Boss subtitles

Breath attack

Bunny-ears lawyer

Bury your gays

Butterfly of transformation

Camera fiend

Carnivore confusion

Chain-link fence

Cheery pink

Cherry blossom girl

Childhood friend

Childhood friend romance

Chosen one

Cloudcuckoolander's minder

Cold blooded torture

Companion cube

Control freak

Cooldown hug

Cool mask

Cool shades

Cool teacher

Cruel and unusual death

Cthulhumanoid

Cuckoo nest

Cumbersome claws

Cute little fangs

Cute and psycho

Cute kitten

Cute mute

Cuteness proximity

Ditzy genius

Digital abomination

Dispair event horizon

Dissonant laughter

Dissonant serenity

Dumb blonde

Empty shell

Evil counterpart

Eviler than thou

Evil diva

Evil gloating

Evil is petty

Evil laugh

Evil plan

Face-heel turn

Fallout shelter fail

Fangs are evil

Fashionable asymmetry

Faux affably evil

Flash of pain

Friendly enemy

Four eyes, zero soul

Gas mask mooks

Genki girl

Giggling villain

Girl of my dreams

Girly bruiser

Giving someone the pointer finger

Gun nut

Going for the big scoop

Great white feline

Gun twirling

Hate sink

Holy is not safe

Heart beat-down

Heroic bsod

Humanoid abomination

I am a humanitarian

Icarus illusion

I did what I had to do

If it bleeds, it leads

I just want to be normal

I just want to be special

I lied

Infinite

Immoral journalist

I'm not here to make friends

In love with your carnage

Innocent blue eyes

Intrepid reporter

Invisible to normals

It's all about me

Jade-Colored Glasses

Jerkass

Jerk jock

Just a machine

Kensington Gore

Knight in sour armor

Knight templar big brother

Killer rabbit

Killer robot

Kill tally

Lack of empathy

Laughing mad

Lets meet the meat

Living doll collector

Living emotional crutch

Lonely doll girl

Lonely piano piece

Loss of identity

Loony fan

Love makes you evil

Love makes you crazy

Mad love

Malevolent masked men

Manic Pixie Dream Girl

Medium-shift gag

Monster fangirl

Mentally unwell, special senses

Mirror universe

Monster mouth

More teeth than the osmond family

Multiple-choice past

Mysterious watcher

Murder is the best solution

My god, what have I done

Name that unfolds like lotus blossom

Nightmare fetishist

Nightmare fuel

Nightmare fuel coloring book

Not evil, just misunderstood

Noble demon

Not!

Obviously evil

Outlaw

Outlaw couple

Perky Female Minion

Panthera awesome

Pink heroine

Pocket Dimension

Poorly chosen one

Post apocalyptic gas mask

Pragmatic Pansexuality

Price on their head

Pretty princess powerhouse

Pre-violence laughter

Punished for sympathy

Psychopathic manchild

Purple prose

Put the laughter in slaughter

Psycho pink

Psycho supporter

Quick Draw

Radiation-induced superpowers

Radio voice

Reality warper

Red and black and evil all over

Red right hand

Replacement goldfish

Ridiculously human robot

Ripped from the headlines

Rock me, asmodeus!

Rose-haired sweetie

Scary shiny glasses

Sealed evil in a teddy bear

Shmuck bait

Secret-identity identity

Serious business

Showdown at high noon

Silk hiding steel

Small girl, big gun

Sinister shades

Snow means death

Snow means love

Smug snake

Stalker with a crush

Stepford smiler

Sunglasses at night

Super-fun happy thing of doom

Tarot motifs

Teen idol

The caretaker

The faceless

The gunslinger

"The reason you suck" speech

The stoic

The tragic rose

The voice

Then let me be evil

There is no kill like overkill

Third-person person

Trans Equals Hypersexual

Through the eyes of madness

Tragic ice character

Trashy true crime

Tropical island adventure

Truth in television

Unholy matrimony

*Twang* hello

Uncanny Valley

Undercover as lovers

Unstoppable rage

Uptight loves wild

Villain song

Vile villain, laughable lackey

Villain ball magnet

Villain with good publicity

Wanted poster

Visions of another self

We can rule together

Went crazy when they left

White and red and eerie all over

White mask of doom

Wight in a wedding dress

Wild west

Zen survivor

Zipping up the body bag

[bcgandsmurfsfan2010]

My Total Drama Choices Meme

Here is my Total Drama Choices Meme with various characters.

Beth: The Nerd - Skeeter (Muppet Babies, 1984)

DJ: The B.F.G - Louis (Foofur)

Gwen: The Goth - Molly MacDonald (Arthur)

Geoff: The Party Animal - Mr Happy (The Mr. Men Show)

Lindsay: The Dumb Blonde - Little Miss Chatterbox (The Mr. Men Show)

Heather: The Schemer - Muffy Crosswire (Arthur)

Duncan: The Criminal - Rattles (Arthur)

Tyler: The Athlete - Mr Noisy (The Mr. Men Show)

Harold: The Lamest - Fencer (Foofur)

Trent: The Musician - Slink (Arthur)

Bridgette: The Surfer - Little Miss Sunshine (The Mr. Men Show)

Noah: The Know-It-All - Alan Powers (Arthur)

Leshawna: The Headstrong - Cleo (Foofur)

Katie and Sadie: The Best Friends - Pinch Raccoon and Jelly Otter (PB&J Otter)

Ezekiel: The Home-Schooled - Buster Baxter (Arthur)

Cody: The Child - Yunseok (Hello Jadoo)

Eva: The Short-Tempered - Big Patty (Hey Arnold!)

Owen: The Favorite - Binky Barnes (Arthur)

Courtney: The Royal Pain - Francine Frensky (Arthur)

Justin: The Hottie - Cooler (Pound Puppies, 1986)

and Izzy: The Crazy One - Little Miss Daredevil (The Mr. Men Show)

Other Cast:

Chris Mclean: The Host - Mayor Jeff (PB&J Otter)

Chef Hatchet: The Scary Chef - Bob (Oggy and the Cockroaches)

Link to the original meme:

Original Meme belongs to 4xEyes1987 on DeviantArt

[zappedbyzabka]

Sometimes I think a lot about a mafia/mob AU. Sid's got a lot of money, a type of power, and the idea of him using Johnny as a way to make a deal with some LaRusso crime family and maybe Daniel is the one who went to make the deal and says something like he'll take the blonde if they want a deal and Johnny's actually more than happy to escape Sid and the mansion, he just doesn't realize what he's agreed to. But being pretty arm candy for a mob boss ends up being a lot nicer once he gets used to it. Or also maybe Johnny is just an unwitting civilian, maybe visiting Newark because he got lost on a trip to New York and catching the eye of Daniel, maybe getting into a fight but you know karate doesn't always seem like a great idea when there's a knife or a gun and our favorite California boy is definitely not in LA anymore. And Daniel doesn't seem dangerous, he's just a little punk, but then he realizes all the danger that can be hidden in an unassuming guy but that it's absolutely thrilling and maybe doesn't want to go back to LA.

Sid was 100% involved in a lot of sketchy business and wouldn’t hesitate to sell his pretty stepson for even just a dollar, so being able to get a good deal and get rid of Johnny? He’d have been crazy to pass that up. Johnny is happy to finally be away from his abusive stepfather, but he was terrified at the time when he realized Sid was giving him away to some (cute) stranger, a dangerous one at that, but he soon realized that Daniel meant no harm to him. He’s nice to Johnny; buys him presents and keeps him fed, even lets him walk around the city alone as long as he brings the knife Daniel bought him (it has "Johnny" written on the blade in pretty, cursive letters.) Daniel takes care of him like no one else has; Daniel looks at him like no one else has, like he’s beautiful and prized; of course, he finds himself in the mobster's bed and getting fucked stupid by him. which, of course, leads to Daniel buying an engagement ring (Johnny says yes just about a million times.)

Ooo and that second scenario. Johnny wasn’t at all threatened when Daniel approached him; he’s just some short, handsome guy, right? Wrong. Two men were standing behind Daniel while he flirted with Johnny under the guise of helping him figure out how to get where he needs to go, pressing up against Johnny’s side, almost against his back, and pointing at places on the map where he can find a phone or transport, rasping right in Johnny’s ear that he thinks Johnny is really pretty and that he could come have some fun with Daniel instead if he wanted, and sublty pushing his (big, really big, from what Johnny can feel) bulge against his hip, an abundantly clear message. Johnny pushed Daniel away roughly, assuming that Daniel was just making fun of him, and was briefly panicked when one of the men hovering around Daniel gave a warning peek of the gun on his hip to him, but thankfully, Daniel motioned for the men to walk away and was obeyed without question.

“Sorry, sweetheart, that wasn’t very gentlemanly of me—my mother would kill me.”

Johnny hates (loves*) this guy’s dumb, hot accent and his stupid, cute face. What the hell could someone that looks so innocent be doing to need some dude with a gun to protect him?

“What wasn’t? Getting your bodyguard to flash a gun at me?”

Daniel laughs. "I didn't order him to do that, and I'm really sorry for that too, but I meant I'm sorry for being so crass with you." He grins, handing Johnny a paper with his number on it. "I should take you on a proper date first."

[evilkitten3]

idk if this is still the case but Back In The Day there was a crazy popular brand of fanfic that was basically just "naruto gets betrayed by everyone and comes back super powerful and makes everyone who hurt him look dumb and mean and also all the girls are in love with him" sometimes with an added bonus of "also he's the reincarnation of a completely different character"

like i gotta wonder if any of the people writing those fics ever stopped and realized they just made a discount blonde sasuke

[shmreduplication]

Today's family skype had my brother and mom but not my sister and we talked about Poor Things again and I realized that a lot of the stuff my siblings liked about it are staples in the "Weird Girl" genre, things like

not knowing social norms

acting based on self-interest w/o being inhibited by social norms (because she doesn't know them)

having more fun/a more fulfilling life by living w/o regard to social norms (both before and after learning about social norms)

getting punished for not abiding by social norms and then convincing other characters/the audience that the social norms are dumb and purely based on other, equally-dumb social norms

applications of all of the above that often involve sex and how it's only a big deal Because Of Society, women and how they're only mistreated w/sexism Because Of Society, doing crazy dances at parties and how no one does it Because Of Society (and Anxiety)

and like. I've been a Weird Girl my whole life (partly due to, you know, my gender and neurodivergence) so I've sought out a lot of Weird Girl stories and like. Girls that are choosing to be weird, where they grew up being affected and punished by/for social norms and are still Choosing To Be Weird are a lot more powerful than stories where a man literally creates a woman by sci-fi/fantasy means and she is weird but only because she isn't familiar with the social norms. She's not weird and she's not choosing to be weird, she is merely ignorant of social norms because she's an invention of a man and that culminates in her being seen as weird by others. By contrast, Weird Girls KNOW they're weird and are continuing to be weird on purpose

I have to eat lunch because i'm going on a hike later so i'll just recommend the Alanna books by Tamora Pierce, I Kill Giants (the comic and the movie but be ready to cry), Mulan, Legally Blonde, the Binti series by Nnedi Okorafor. Eugenides in The Queen's Thief series isn't a girl but the constant decision to follow or break social norms is a constant undercurrent starting in book 2 (actually it does apply to all the characters, some of which are girls, but Eugenides is the main character of the series). Oh! Dirty Dancing too

[ibrithir-was-here]

Since it's Friday.... For Daniel 😆

Oh nooooo xD @windsweptinred

Ok well, allow me to be self indulgent here and use my Endless Heirs AU ocs since that's always how I think of the kid anyway xD

Make Them Better

I'ma cheat and do two, can be a trio if you like x) Both Wish and Cori 2 (of Corinthian Bros AU) would be good for him. Wish literally has his heart and they're childhood friends and being the personifications of dreams and desires without the ages old rivalry associated with their predecessors their domanins get on like a house on fire.

And then Cori is actually probably weirdly Daniel's closest option to a normal dating experience? Like they just genuinely click in a normal sort of way and get up to dumb teenage boy things and enjoy just getting to be normal-ish for once around eachother

Make Them Worse

Definitely Eulalie, Lucifer and Mazikeen's daughter. She already hates Morpheus for driving her parent into an identity crisis and thus abandoning Hell/her. And she may or may not have been behind some attempts to kill/capture Daniel already 😅 😬 That being if they ever did get together it would be a very toxic relationship where she constantly tries to needle him to see how far he'll let her go and then turn it on him/attention bomb him when he starts to protest. And she'd always be pushing him to act on any amount of temper/bad urge. One can't really blame her for it I suppose she is the devil's daughter.

WTF

Hmmmmm...OH, I've got one. Branching out into the Gaimanverse here--Adam Young. Both young blonde kiddos with a crazy legacy handed down to them from out of the blue and powers they suddenly have to learn to handle (and since Adam's raised by normal good parents he's a much healthier choice then his sister xD )