#crushes suck

[addictt-with-a-pen]

why have a crush when you can beat yourself in the head with a brick for the same result

[iamonlyhereforthefreefood]

Oh no I think a guy is cute now I'm going to feel sick and anxious all day

[trvbblemaker]

it really hurts seeing him talk to her with that look on his face. because i know that’s how i would look at him. or maybe im delusional and he’s just nice and that’s how he looks at everyone. maybe he’ll like me someday.

[joels-shitty-puns]

Seriously deep in my feelings rn and feel like posting a giant sad vent post about it but who wants to read that haha

[crimsonncloverhoney]

[silentwillowwhisperer]

Lance is literally me.

Hi, I’m super super super busy this week, I’ve got a lot due on the 21st for some reason, so most posts this week will most likely be pretty short.

Anyway, I relate to Lance so much in the way that I will spout random weird nonsense, which usually causes people to invalidate me. Though the invalidation also has to do with the fact that I am unnecessarily nice to everyone.

So many similarities! I don’t flirt with people though… that job belongs to my friends. Plural. They’re all very queer, and there’s no denying it. I have had my cheek caressed while my friend stared lovingly into my soul. And she was freakishly good at it.

In honor of that, I’m gonna have Lance say something that I said the other day, though it wasn’t in this context.

——————-

Hunk is the official relationship advisor in the ship.

Neither Keith nor Lance realize it, but they both ask Hunk for advice about each other.

Hunk allows it, only because it’s his main source of entertainment other than cooking religiously.

One day when Lance is feeling particularly insignificant compared to Keith, Hunk brings him into his room for a ‘besties night.’

They play video games to pass time while Lance vents.

“I mean, it’s not like I can just inhale this magic coolness slushie dust and woo him in seconds.”

Lance holds up the bag of alien candy that he had been squeezing so hard that it is now reduced to a thin powder. He stares at it in consideration for a moment before gulping the whole thing down like it’s a coke.

Hunk places his controller down before raising an eyebrow at Lance.

“First off, what? You good, dude? Wait, nevermind, stupid question, don’t answer that. And I’m not even gonna question the fact that you just said woo. But regardless, you’re stressing too much.”

Lance grumbles something about Hunk insulting him and his excellent vocabulary before proceeding to be killed in the video game world.

“See, Hunk? That’s a sign that I should not listen to your unhelpful advice. Now let actually have a besties night. Only the single-Pringle kind of gayness allowed.”

Hunk worries about Lance until he finds him holding hands with Keith under the table the next day at lunch.

See, magic slushie dust works.

[highanxi3ty]

i HATE that this is my first post on here but DHGDADIKGYUFTYH I DESPISE HAVING A CRUSH. ITS SO FUCKING WEIRD WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME

[golden-letters]

how do i move on

almost three years ago, i met a girl with pale green eyes behind round glasses and black painted nails. we sat together because i was the new girl and she was the only one not already sitting with someone. the first words i said to her was: nice rings. (they were a delicate silver.) when she laughed and it was soft and boyish and young and low and her grin was toothy and charming, i knew i was going to be completely enthralled by her. three years later (i haven’t see her in months), she likes my pictures three days later than i posted them. i giggled like a kid on my bed with my legs kicking at the air, holding my phone to my chest. oh god, i love her. i haven’t seen her in months. haven’t spoken to her in longer. i still think of her all the time. i still want to hold her hand.

she doesn’t think of me, probably. and i will never tell her i want to see the eras tour movie with her.

[thinlyveiledinsults]

Me: So like describe what having a crush feels like?

Someone: Oh my God, it's the best feeling ever. My heart palpitates whenever I see them, and I get all sweaty and nervous, breathing becomes difficult, and I feel hot all over my body, and get butterflies in my stomach. UwU

Me:

Me: You are describing the symptoms of a panic attack.

[silly-jellyfish]

wow I just love having a crush on ur exs best friend

[twogiantdrags]

god crushes are both profoundly painful and wonderful. Bc why can i not stop thinking ab some stupid guy but also my stomach hurts whenever i do? And why is it so fun to care but also i wish i didnt? Why do i three times a day go from, “omg i rlly think he likes me!” To “ugh i was so sure of myself huh? This guy doesn’t give a shit ab you” to “we are literally soulmates” ??!! i hate it but i love it sm too!

[kingdaveyofslytherin]

we are not a friends to lovers trope

we are two strangers who pass in the halls

we are two strangers who ended up in the same class

we are two strangers who share a few words every once and a while

we are two strangers and that is the end of our story

[mad4turtles]

Another day, another rejection. Gonna order takeout, stuff my face and watch some tmnt

[leeminlikesdaises]

im bored without them texting me

[jshualyman]

*sigh*

one day my feelings for you won't be there, but it would be nice if that would be sooner rather than later

[redd-anima]

He called me "bruh".

Like no dude. I wanna suck your dick. (!!!!)