#cutie pies i adore them

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@paramythas asked: Yuzu has only made chocolates once in her life, and it was more for the sake of appearances than genuine emotion. The one guy she'd actually liked had broken up with her before they got to celebrate together. So it's with great care that she makes Floyd's Valentine's day chocolates, and presents them next day wrapped in a little cellophane bag with a pretty pink and gold ribbon.

There's a sly little smile on her face however, and she holds up a finger as she dangles the bag over his waiting palm. "Because I don't want you to be bored, there's a couple of surprise fillings in these," she says, smile positively impish. "Wasabi cream and ghost pepper jam. Good luck!"

merfolk don't really celebrate valentines day-- well they celebrate another version of it. this one was fun too though; getting candies and silly little cards. and while he had been given a few things over the course of his day, seeing yuzu come to him with something as well was... well he was happy! floyd might of greeted her with a hug if she hadn't offered him the chocolates first.

hand made, and full of different fillings. at her mention of wasabi his brows furrow a bit, but smooth out rather quickly. it's sweet of her to put forth that kind of effort in something he'll eat rather quickly.

floyd looses a loud raspy laugh, and rather than take the gift right away, he reaches around her and scoops her up. giving yuzu and big hug, accompanied quickly by a kiss on the cheek. " thanks amaebi haha!! " and another kiss, this time a brief peck on the lips. " i gotcha something too, but that's gonna have to wait till later. gonna be pretty busy today-- so azul's been real pushy about me working at the lounge. meet me at the dorm later yeah? "

one more good squeeze, and he makes sure she's back on her feet. nabbing the little bag with a smile. " aaaand we can eat these together too~ "

valentines day surprise

[strawberrybyers]

mike and will look at each other like they could never love anybody else. like it is basically impossible for there to be anybody else. and that’s why when they both find out that the love is reciprocated they’re going to be so emotional because imagine spending years loving someone and occasionally getting the thought of “oh maybe there’s a future with them?” only to be hit with some reality that tells you otherwise and you go on thinking things will never be the same and you’ll never find anyone that you love as much as them only to find out you don’t have to find someone else because the person you love more than anything loves you just as much

[diordeer]

౨ৎ SWEET

“if you want someone, then just call me up, and remember where I'll be: sweet in bare feet, you can find me where no one will be” - lana del rey (smau)

contains: charlie bushnell x fem!reader, who is literally just a cutie pie and everyone loves her, face claim is shay rudolph

description: guys i need to stop playing safe bc i was dming this guy but then ghosted him bc hes a bit of a pathological liar but like… he kinda cute

requested by: @tomblythsslut

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yn.ln 🐱🐱

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user1 shes so real for practically mainly only posting pics of her cat

↳ yn.ln he’s my muse and also runs the cult… that im- um in 😊

↳ user2 this is so real, every cat is borderline terrifying

↳ yn.ln he attacks me WHILE i cuddle him but gets mad when i go away like make it make sense

↳ user4 yn is my muse

user3 i literally love her shes so cute

iamcharliebushnell i am terrified of your cat i think i get ptsd whenever i see a pic from him after last time

↳ yn.ln WHAT?! he loves u rly 🩷🩷

user5 yn and her cat is my roman empire

dior.n.goodjohn the angle in the last pic is KILLING me

↳ yn.ln wdym he always looks like that 🤷‍♀️

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yn.ln 0.5s on set (+ dior 😘)

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walker.scobell i cant believe u cut me out!!

↳ yn.ln i thought putting u on the cover would make up for it 😣

↳ aryansimhadri WHAT AB ME

↳ yn.ln ill star you next time im so sorry 😔

user1 she knows what the fandom wants and feeds us gourmet meals

leahsavajeffries charlies glasses 4 life

↳ iamcharliebushnell moneys well spent

↳ yn.ln i still need to have a go with them 😣

↳ iamcharliebushnell ok bet ill bring them next week

user2 whats happening next week!

↳ user3 girl shut up leave them alone

↳ user2 ummm..?

dior.n.goodjohn i cant believe i get the starring role in this post

↳ yn.ln ofc pooks 😘

yn.ln just posted on their story

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yn.ln ice cream with my pookie pies!! <3

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user1 WHO IS THIS WHO IS THIS

↳ user2 whoever it is better be some dream guy bc NOTHING can happen to yn

leahsavajeffries u can never go wrong with mint choc chip!

↳ yn.ln exactly!!!!!

user8 POOKIE PIES

aryansimhadri im still waiting for my feature !!

↳ yn.ln NEXT POST I PROMISE 🙏🙏🙏

user3 guys ik this is a stretch BUT she did call charlie a cutie on her story

↳ user4 yeah but i feel like she would call everyone that

↳ user5 OK BUT IF THEY WERE TOGETHER THAT WOULD BE ADORABLE

↳ user6 ok onto this theory charlie literally posted on the comments of her last post that they were seeing eachover next week AKA THIS WEEK!!!

↳ user7 oh my god oh my god oh my god

aryansimhadri pookie nation!!!

↳ yn.ln going strong 🫡

iamcharliebushnell i cant believe you would get mint choc chip when chocolate was the obvious choice

↳ yn.ln excuse me 😃

↳ user6 “WAS”?

↳ user2 y’all reading into stuff like maniacs

taglist: @lostinhisworld @lizziesfirstwife @auttumnsayshi @silkenthusiasts @taygrls @kidkrowk @kanojous @niktwazny303 @m00ng4z3r @highfidelities @b0ok-lover

[jeonginsleftcheek]

Yes, master

pairing: lee felix x afab!reader

word count: 3k

description: you and your boyfriend are youtubers who share cute prank videos on youtube. one day you decide to prank him with a maid outfit, and it ends just how you inteded.

genre: smut, fluff

warning/s: use of master, spanking, lots of dirty talk, degradation & praising, reader is called slut, unprotected p in v (don't do it)

a/n: inspired by renjie&binbin on yt, go check them out, they're adorable. also yes another felix scenario, what can i say he inspires me hehe

Your outfit was finally here. You had ordered it on the internet 2 weeks ago when you planned out the next prank for your dear boyfriend. You couldn't be more excited.

Both of you loved playing harmless jokes on each other, and most of the pranks you did had the goal of riling each other up for later. Every time you turned off the camera, you would be all over each other, sometimes you'd even leave it on and later watch the footage together, careful to cut out the sexual part before posting the video online. You kept all the spicy parts to yourselves, it was somewhat of a private collection of yours.

You had quite a good following of loyal fans who watched you grow with each other through the last 6 years of your relationship. Everything was filmed, not only the pranks, but vlogs of your travel adventures, your move to a bigger apartment, you getting a promotion at your work etc. Both of you loved having sort of an online diary of your memories and loved sharing your good vibes with other people.

People always viewed you two as two cutie pies, yes, your pranks were suggestive but no one could guess how freaky both of you actually are. Felix especially was seen as this sweet innocent sunshine boy but you knew better. And that's why you couldn't wait to provoke him with that maid outfit you ordered.

The next morning, you quietly slipped out of bed, having to cautiously roll out of Felix's arms cause he always clung onto you like a koala while you slept. His brows furrowed and you gently pushed your pillow between his arms so it would replace you. You tiptoed to the bathroom, after grabbing the maid dress you hid in the closet last night. You got ready and hurried downstairs to make breakfast before your boyfriend wakes up.

When you were done, you ofcourse went to set up the cameras. One was above the bed, and you had to basically do gymnastics quietly just so you can set it up without waking Felix up. You also set up two other ones in different corners of the room.

"Hi guys! It's morning and Felix is still sleeping."- you say to the one of the cameras in the corner, moving your body as you scrunch your face up and point at your boyfriend's sleeping form behind you. "Sleepy head."- you giggle quietly.

"As you can see, I'm wearing a maid outfit. I'm going to prank him or rather surprise him today with serving him dressed like this all day."- you announce. "I'm also gonna call him master. Let's see how he reacts."

Satisfied with the intro, you go back downstairs to grab the tray with breakfast that you prepared. You set it aside on the night stand, and sit on the bed next to Felix.

"Lixie, wake up."- you whisper quietly, caressing his hair and winking at the camera above you.

"Mhm."- he grunts, eyes still closed.

"Lixieeeee. Baby. I have something for you."- you giggle as you continue carding your fingers through his soft hair.

"Mm. What?"- he turns to you and finally blinks his eyes open. He squints at first, the expression on his face that of confusion. He didn't register your outfit yet. You wait for him to rub the sleepiness out of his eyes.

"Oh."- his eyes widden when he takes in your appearance. You were sitting back on your feet, a skimpy maid dress revealing your plush thighs and giving you the perfect amount of cleavage.

"What're you wearing?"- he asks, blood rushing downwards, but then he notices the camera placed perfectly above his face, he groans and starts chuckling.

"I'm here to serve you, master. I made you breakfast."- you say and start giggling with him because that coming out of your mouth at this moment is funny to the both of you.

"Oh my god, you're crazy."- he laughs, his face red as he pulls the blanket up to his neck. "Wait."- he adds, his hand sneaking out from under the blanket and landing on your thigh.

"Are you wearing anything under this?"- he smirks, lifting up on his elbows and sliding his hand towards the hem of your dress.

"Felix!"- you squeal pointing at the camera and he laughs.

"What? We can cut it out later."- he chuckles, making a motion towards the camera.

"Stop it."- you laugh slapping his hands away. He groans again, smacking his head on the pillow.

"Come on, eat your breakfast."- you say. He sits up and looks right between your legs, wiggling his eyebrows at you suggestively.

"The food I made. With love. For my master."- you bat your eyelashes at him, you've never called him that before today but even though he was laughing at it because of the camera, you could see how it affected him.

"Ask nicely, hm?"- he says and there's a shiver running down your spine.

"Please, master?"- you bite your lip.

"Alright, when my baby put in such an effort."- he smirks and you chuckle at him. He grabs the tray but before he can put any food in his mouth, you grab the fork and bring it to his lips.

"Are you gonna feed me?"- he chuckles.

"Well yes. My master doesn't have to do anything. Today is the day I serve you master."- as you keep talking, his eyes are getting darker and your cunt is getting wetter. For some reason, you liked calling him that and liked seeing his reactions. You caught even the smallest ones, like his eyebrow twitching every time you said the word 'master'.

His hands kept wandering to your thighs as you fed him and you had to constantly remind him that the cameras were on even though you were pressing your thighs together. And he knew. You were getting needy too but he wanted to tease you too, it was one of his favorite things to do anyways.

So when you moved to the bathroom, carrying a camera with you, you grabbed his toothbrush and he chuckled again. He looked a bit flustered when he realized you actually wanted to brush his teeth.

"Y/n, that's sweet of you but I can do it on my own."- he chuckled, his hands coming up to hug himself as his face got redder. He glanced at the camera and you laughed, feeling shy suddenly.

"Please, let me do it. Master."

He couldn't say no. Both of you were trying not to burst out into laughter as you attempted to brush his teeth. It got too messy so he just grabbed the toothbrush and continued on his own as you playfully pouted at him.

"I'll help you wash your hair. Please, master?"- you ask when he's done.

"Sure, that'd be nice."- he chuckles.

You adjust the camera so the viewers can look at you both from the side. You put a towel on the sink so he can lean his head down, and he chuckles again, eyes trailing to the camera. You start getting his hair wet and Felix looks at the viewfinder, finding a blind spot where no one could see his wandering hand.

You almost jump out of your skin when you feel his hand on the back of your thigh but you opt to act like nothing is happening. Felix looks up at you innocently as you grab the shampoo. His hand slowly travels up, fingertips tickling your sensitive skin. His fingers come into contact with a wet patch that formed on the thin lacy panties you wore under your maid dress.

Your hands tremble and you almost drop the bottle of shampoo on his head, but for the sake of entertainment you ignore his hand and start joking around. He jokes back with you, but you can feel his fingertips pressing into your cunt, teasing you as he slowly runs them over it then to your clit, making little circular motions into it before sliding his fingers down your lips again. You let out a shaky breath and clear your throat to cover it up.

You start rinsing his hair out, and he decides to move your panties to the side just enough to uncover your hole before he pushes one finger between your folds. Your knees buckle but you chuckle nervously as he eyes you, his eyes darkened with lust but there's still an innocent smile on his face. If only the viewers knew.

You stay perfectly still, only spreading your legs a bit so he can fuck into you deeper. He's moving slow, torturing you but you know you brought that on yourself. As you grab another towel to dry his hair, he presses his thumb into your clit and pushes his middle finger deeper into you making you gasp.

"What's wrong, darling?"- Felix grins at you.

"N-nothing."- you shake your head glancing at the camera as you dry his hair. He pulls his finger out, moving his hand away from you much to your disappointment but you had to go get the hair dryer. You still need some content for your video. So you stand between his legs and dry his hair, his hands running up and down the back of your knees and thighs as you both continue chuckling and talking like he didn't just pull his finger out of your cunt. You're becoming desperate now and you can't wait to film the outro so you can turn off the camera and let your boyfriend fuck you.

But Felix had other plans for you. As soon as you walk back into the room, you put the camera down so you can film an outro together but before you can even start talking your boyfriend grabs your face and crashes his lips into yours.

"Lix-" - your voice is muffled as he kisses you harder and forces his tongue inside, making you moan into his lips. You grip onto his arms and try to pry him away from you.

"L-Lixie we didn't film an outro."- you heave, trying to catch a breath after he stole it from you.

"Oh we're filming it now, sweets."- he smirks at the camera and then looks back at you.

"You said you'd serve me all day. As far as I know it's not even noon so you're not done yet."- Felix says and he's rarely so dominant with you. It makes you tingle with anticipation.

"Get on your knees and serve me then."- he says, his voice low.

You look at him for a moment but there's nothing but dark lust in his eyes so you know better than to not obey. You slowly fall down to your knees as he pulls his pants and boxers down.

"And it's master for you, not Lixie, okay?"- he adds, his cock now inches away from your face, you lick your lips and nod fast.

"Words."- he warns, slapping your cheek with his hard cock and you whimper.

"Mm yes master."- you say and he smirks again.

"Open your pretty mouth for me."- he orders and you do as you're told, opening wide for him and he slowly pushes his cock in. You glance at the camera and see yourself in the viewfinder, your mouth stuffed full of your boyfriend's pretty cock.

You moan around him and Felix tangles his fingers in your hair.

"You look so pretty like this. Come on darling, show everyone how desperate you are for my cock."- he grips your hair pushing in deeper and you choke a little, tears forming in your eyes and arousal pooling on your panties. You start bobbing your head, taking as much as you can and jerking off the rest with your hand. Felix keeps grunting and holding your head in place so you don't dare lift off of him.

"Mm everyone will know how you're such a slut for me, darling."- your boyfriend coos at you and you feel like people are actually watching you do this live even though you know they aren't. It makes you feel so embarassed but so aroused at the same time, the thought of people knowing who you belonged to and whose cock you were drunk on. Your throat relaxed a little and you breathed deep through your nose as you slid down on Felix's cock, his tip hitting the back of your throat and your nose touching his navel.

"Fuck baby!"- he grips your hair hard, his legs shaking. "You're gonna make me come"- he hisses and pulls you off, a string of saliva between you and his hard cock.

He smirks at your expression, turning your face to the camera.

"She looks so fucked out and I haven't even touched her pussy"- Felix talks like he's talking to your viewers and a wave of hotness washes over you.

"Please."- you whimper.

"Please what?"- he looks down at you darkly.

"I need you inside me. Please master! I'll do anything!"- you beg on the verge of tears, your pussy aching for him.

"Anything?"- he lifts his eyebrow and you nod fervently.

"Oh, we'll explore that."- he smirks. "Face the camera."- he adds and you do as you're told, your heart beating fast in anticipation.

"Get on all fours, darling."- Felix orders and you do so, leaning down on your hands, your ass up in the air and legs spread for him. Usually, he takes his time with you especially with his tongue and fingers, he enjoys eating you out maybe even more than you do. But, today he's had enough of your teasing, the maid dress driving him more insane than anything you've ever worn for him.

You feel him massage your wet pussy with the tip of his rock hard cock and you melt instantly, leaning back to feel him more.

"Is this what you want, hm?"- he teases a little more.

"Please please please!"- you whine, pushing your ass into him.

"Fuck!"- he curses as he pushes his length in, his eyes rolling back as your cunt sucks him in fast, since you were so wet and needy.

You moan loudly at the familiar stretch, your boyfriend's cock fitting snuggly inside the space made only for him.

"So tight for me."- Felix whimpers.

He grips your hips and starts fucking you semi-fast and you start moaning immediately, scratching at the wooden floor beneath you.

"You want a good outro baby? How about this, hm? Letting everyone see how dumb you are on my cock."- Felix growls, pounding harder into you.

"M-master"- you moan, unable to form any coherent sentence with the force of his hips on your ass and his thick cock splitting you apart.

"Look at you."- he coos grabbing your hair and pulling your head back harshly so you can see yourself in the viewfinder.

"Taking it so well. Such a good girl. Made to be fucked like this."- he says lowly. Your mind buzzes along with your whole body and you think you've never came this fast or this hard.

Felix whines at the feeling of your pussy clenching around him.

"You came already? So desperate. So pathetic." - he chuckles at you, spanking your ass. You whimper and bite down on your arm to stop yourself from screaming at his words and his relentless hips.

"You like when I talk to you like this?"- he asks and you whimper and nod fast.

"Use your words!"- your boyfriend spanks you harder.

"Yes, yes master!"

"You like when I tell you that you were made just for this? To be fucked dumb on my cock. Just my little play toy."- he talks as he fucks you harder, the tip of his cock hitting that sweet spot inside you every time he pushes in.

"Mm yes master"- you whine, your mind cloudy.

"Made to please me. My little slut"- he chuckles darkly pulling on your hair and you explode all over his cock again.

"M-master!"- you cry out as he helps you ride your high. "I can't take anymore."

"Yes you can. One more. For me. Come on baby, you can come for me one more time."- Felix coos at you, hovering over you and caressing your hair, his hips less brutal but still moving deep inside you, abusing that sweet spot.

"I- I can't master please"- you whimper, but you know you're close and you want to obey him.

His hand is between your legs, fingers pressing into your clit as he flicks it and starts fucking you faster again.

"Oh my god"- you whimper, pushing back into him, the pleasure in the pain of overstimulation driving you wild.

"Yeah just like that baby. Fuck yourself on my cock."- Felix moans behind you, his hips stuttering and you know he's close too.

You keep pushing back into him in the same pace he's fucking you in, and it doesn't take long for you to be on the edge again. He knows when your pussy clenches around him deliciously.

"Come for me darling"- he says, gripping your hair and you do. But this time you squirt making him pull out and whimper as you coat him with your juices. Felix watches it slide down your thighs as he jerks off once, twice before he explodes, hot spurts of cum painting your ass and the back of your thighs, mixing with your arousal.

"Fuck"- he groans as you breathe hard. He hovers over you, moving your hair out of your face gently.

"Are you okay, baby?"- he asks, a sweet smile on his face, contrast to the dark look he was giving you just a few moments ago.

"More than okay. That was really hot."- you turn a little and he scoops you up in his arms, pulling you into his lap, not caring about the mess you both made.

"I agree. How about next time I wear the maid dress for you?"- he looks at you with big innocent eyes, the look everyone's familiar with but only you know the meaning of.

"I think that's a wonderful idea."- you chuckle and lean in to kiss his pretty lips.

"Mhm. But since I'm not done with you yet... how about you lay down on the bed and spread your legs for me?"

"Yes, master."

[cumulo-stratus]

request- hanging out with your two best buds spencer and penelope and watching lady and the tramp

or could be just with spencer

i just love seeing them together and need to hang out with both of them. and i know they are both fans of Disney movies like c’mon it just makes sense

BEST BUDS [S.R]

Penelope, spencer, and you share a nice night at penelope’s watching Disney classics with spaghetti

spencer reid x gn!reader ][ fluff drabble ][ 0.6k ][ masterlist!!

a/n- MAY ILYSM FOR THIS REQUEST!! its a drabble not a full fic but oh well lol

“Spencer pass the cheese!” Penelope's many bracelets jingling on her wrist could be heard as she reached out for Spencer to hand the cheese to her. 

When Spencer placed the bag in her hand she shook it onto her bowl of spaghetti. There was now a little pile of white parmesan cheese on top of her spaghetti. 

Penelope leaned against one end of the couch wearing her Mickey headband while you and Spencer cuddled up on the other end for best buds night as Penelope so lovingly called it. The name hadn’t changed even when you and Spencer got together a few months ago.

They usually happened whenever there was the time for one, which wasn’t often. This made them special. Special meant Penelope often got very excited at the prospect of a best buds night. 

Tonight she had decided to make spaghetti to go with their viewing of The Lady And The Tramp. Ever since you had discovered Spencer's secret love of old disney movies, both you and penelope insisted on watching his old favorites.

Penelope had heard about this from Spencer when she saw him blushing at texts, and being the guy who never normally even takes a second glance at his phone unless it's work related. Of course, Penelope being the lover of matchmaking insisted on knowing what Spencer was looking at.

Said previous events led to the three being cozied up on the couch with the light of the movie illuminating Penelope's otherwise dark apartment. The old style music and animations brought back memories from Spencer's childhood. 

“You know my mom used to play this for me a lot” Spencer spoke with a fond smile, and you could almost see the memories flickering like old film behind his eyes. You smiled up at your boyfriend from his shoulder. You placed a small kiss on his growing stubble. 

ever so often, either penelope, you, or Spencer would make a comment (though most of them were spencers). Spencer usually said something about how the animation was done, or a historical inaccuracy. “You know that architecture is quite unrealistic for supposedly the early 1900s- are you guys seeing this brickwork?” he would call out, only earning a giggle from the others. 

When Penelope made a comment it was usually along the lines of “ahhhh!!! look at these two cutie pies!!” and other phrases in the same vein. Her excitement was at its peak in the classic spaghetti sharing scene. there had been lots of penelope screams/yelps of joy. 

You preferred to stay quiet, leaving a sentence hanging in the air every once in a while. But you found more pleasure in listening to your two best friends.

The more the night wore on, the more the warm bowl of spaghetti in your stomach and the soft sound of Spencer's heartbeat lulled you into a drowsy state against his chest. His warmth radiated into your soul, allowing a blanket of peace to roll over you as the movie's credits started to play. ‘’

Spencer looked down to find you asleep on his chest, and his second thought after how adorable you were- was how was he going to bring himself to wake you up and go home for the night. 

Then again, Spencer noticed someone asleep. Penelope had her head rested against the couch and an empty bowl still in her hands. She also sported a small squishmallow of a unicorn at her side. with her eyes closed you could see the eyeshadow she hadn’t had the thought to take off yet.

And as spencer looked at his two best friends, and then back to the tv with the credits still rolling, he wondered how he got so lucky.

spare a reblog?

[spider-jaysart]

Bruce and Clark bringing both baby Damian and Jon to a JL meeting for the first time:

The Justice League members: Talking to eachother about something important

Clark and Bruce: Walk into the place

The Justice League Members: Stop their conversation and turn around to see who it was that came in, seeing that it's just Clark and Bruce carrying their two new babies in a baby carrier on their chest

Also the Justice League members: Quickly light up in excitement and joy as they all immediately go to greet the two heroes adorable babies for the first time

Diana, happily: Are these your new babies?

Clark, with a smile on his face: Yep! This is Jon!

Bruce: This is Damian

Dinah: So that's who Damian and Jon are. Hello, cuties! (happily waves at the little two as they both giggle and try to wave back to her in response)

Hawkgirl: Cutie pies!

Diana: Ohhh and just look at their cute little cheeks (goes to lightly pinch their cheeks)

Baby!Damian: slaps her hand away

Diana: Awww and he's a little fighter too! How adorable!

Dinah: Maybe they can have playdates with our son Conner sometime

Clark: Sure! That sounds like it could be fun for them

Hal: They're both little cuties! They look just like you guys!

Clark, playfully ruffling Jon's hair: Thanks! He really does, doesn't he?

Bruce: Damian may be cute but... he can also be very feral

Barry, getting a closer look at Damian: Aww but he doesn't seem so scary to be around, he's adorable!

Baby!Damian: Some how jumps out of his baby carrier and jumps at Hal's face

Hal, falling back: Ahhhhhhh! Help! I'm being attacked by an angry baby!!!!

Barry, immediately while Bruce just has a blank expression: I'll save you, Hal!

Oliver, to baby Jon: Awww, do you want to see me be cool and shoot some arrows? Oh, yes, I bet you do!

Baby!Jon: Happily giggling and clapping his hands in response

Arthur: Oooor maybe he would perfer to see me do some really cool tricks with my triton instead

Oliver: No, he obviously wants to see me be cool, which is something you definitely aren't, Aquaman

Arthur, offended: You take your cruel word's back!

Oliver, glaring at Arthur:..... No

Bruce, annoyed: Shouldn't you all be focusing on more important things? Like League work?

Diana, playing patty cake with Jon: Oh, c'mon, Bruce. We're just trying to get to know the little two

Bruce, grabbing Damian off of Hal's face since Barry failed to do it himself: And you already did, so it's time to get back to work

Baby!Damian: Begins to cry

Bruce, pinching his nose due to being able to smell Damian's diaper: Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go change Damian's diaper and when I get back, I want to see you all getting busy with your work

The League members watching Bruce as he walks away: .....

Also the League once Bruce is gone: Immediately go straight to interacting with Clark and Baby!Jon again

Later, after changing Damian's diaper:

Bruce, comes back with a clean diaper hanging on his head that Damian threw at him as he sees the League still cooing over Baby!Jon: Ahem!

The League: Turns to look at him

Hal, as if he and the rest of the group are being interrupted: What?

Bruce, annoyed, as he throws the wasted diaper off of his head: Can we get back to focusing on our work already? We have important things to do

Soon, Bruce and Clark put both baby Damian and Jon in their baby gate so that they can play with eachother while they work

Baby!Jon, as Bruce and Clark go to have their League meeting at the nearby table: Tries to grab a toy from Damian's side

Baby!Damian: Hits Jon's hand to say no, sadding the little half Kryptonian after he does

Meanwhile, with Clark and Bruce:

Clark, after Bruce hit his hand: Hey! Rude!

Bruce: That's my pen and whenever I let someone around here use my pen, they never give it back to me, so don't even think about touching it

Clark: Okay, jeez, Grumpy

Baby!Damian, after standing up: Does a literal flip that he learned from Talia to get out of the baby gate

Also Baby!Damian as he's walking away from his baby gate: Quickly waves over at Baby!Jon to follow him

Baby!Jon: Tries to his best to jump outside of the baby gate a couple of times but fails and begins to float in the air instead to escape with his best friend

Damian and Jon both then runaway together to go have some fun in the League base

Meanwhile:

Diana, with shopping bags on her arms as she's holding two fluffy teddy bears in her hands: Hey, can I give these to Damian and Jon? I just bought them

Clark, confused: Wait- huh? You just went out shopping in the middle of the meeting? How did I not see you leave-

Diana, cutting him off: Can I give this to them, yes or no?

Bruce: Only after it's passed inspection

Diana: What?

Bruce, grabbing the teddy bear that's meant for Damian as Clark simply takes the one that's meant for Jon: You never know what crazy villains may be disguised as some Toy shop keeper and could be selling you things that you don't even know are secretly dangerous

Diana: .... They're just teddybears

Bruce, about to cut open the teddy bear to make sure it's safe: Not to me, until I know that for sure

Diana, seeing this: Hey! I paid for those!

Clark: (Quickly grabs the teddy bear away from Bruce, earning a glare from him) Uh, hey, you don't have to do that, Bruce. You could just put it through the X-ray scanner here and see it, you know?

Bruce, still glaring at him: Right, cause you just know everything, don't you?

Clark, as him Bruce both walk past Damian and Jon's baby gate to go scan both bears (to calm Bruce's paranoia): (Gasp!) Bruce! The babies! They're gone!!! We have to go find them!

Bruce: (Drops Damian's teddy bear) We need to go search for them! Now! (Runs to go look for them with Clark following him from behind)

Back to Damian and Jon in the weapons room:

Baby!Damian: Happily playing with one of Diana's old swords

Baby!Jon: Giggling while throwing one of Oliver's extra arrows at the wall

They soon see a hole being created in one of the walls there

It is soon revealed to be the Joker who's breaking into the room through the walls as he's covered in armor and has some Kryptonite tucked away in his belt as well. He was planning to steal some of the Leagues weapons and use it against them

The Joker, bending down to Damian and Jon's very small height to get a better look at them: Ooooh, and who are these two little beans just sitting around?

Baby!Jon: Begins to cry after seeing the Joker's terrifying face very close in front of him

Baby!Damian: Gets mad that his best friend is crying and stands up in front of Jon, glaring at Joker

The Joker, amused by his young bravery: Oh, what are you going to do? Fight me?

Baby!Damian: Angrily pulls his nose

The Joker, in pain: Ahhhh!

The Joker, as he angrily grabs Baby!Damian and glares at him: Why youuu little-

Baby!Jon, in defense, Lasers the Joker's shoes, burning his feet with hot heat (but not enough to lit them on fire or laser them off)

The Joker: (Drops Baby!Damian and immediately grabs his feet in pain as he begins to hop around the room) Arrrggggh!!!

Baby!Jon catches Baby!Damian and helps him stand up

They both each grab a weapon from the room

Baby!Damian grabs one of Diana's old swords and swings it at the Joker, making him quickly move back

Baby!Jon, with one of Diana's old shields, throws it at the Joker's direction, knocking him down to the ground

The Joker then tries standing up, about to pull out the Kryptonite from his belt

Baby!Damian: Turns on a switch on one of the rockets that Cyborg created, making it quickly turn on and and fly in Joker's direction, knocking him out

They both then throw a random net on top of him and happily high five eachother and crawl out of the room through one of the vents there

Back to Bruce and Clark and the rest of the League who are looking for Damian and Jon:

Superman, using his x-ray vision everwhere: I can't see them anywhere!

Bruce: Keep looking!

Clark: Wait! I can hear something!

Bruce and the rest of the League listen with him in silence

Bruce, taking out a Batarang: In the vents! (Throws it at the vent, slicing it open as Damian falls out of it and falls safely into his arms giggling)

Clark then lasers through the vent, letting Baby!Jon also fall safely into his arms with a smile on his face as he joyfully claps his hands

The League members quickly surround them both, happy that Damian and Jon are okay

Hal, behind them: Hey guy's, you won't believe this! But... The Joker is knocked out in the weapons room!

Minutes later:

Diana: How did he get knocked out when no one was around to fight him?

Barry: What an idiot, he must've gotten himself knocked out while walking around in this room

Oliver: What do we do with him now?

Bruce, with a smile as he hugs baby!Damian who's in his arms, as Clark is also hugging Baby!Jon: We send him back to Arkham, but the most important thing here though is that these two are safe

Jon and Damian both happily giggle at the warm hugs from their Father's and soon fall asleep in their arms after the fun day they had together as the young Supersons

(I just wanted to do something silly and cute :) )

[heretherebedork]

I cannot believe the combination that Japan put into this show, between the Cherry Blossoms After Winter and the teacher/student romance but I am in love.

My beloved booooys.

HANDS

I love them so much. I adore them. How dare they be this cute.

My boy, it is.

Man y'all are lucky you're both cutie pies.

And the HUG they're so cute. We absolutely will not be getting a kiss this is Japanese BL after all but they're so CUTE!

[hughesnation]

Highlights from tonight’s game vs the Maple Leafs (12th April)

- 21 SECS AFTER THE LEAFS EARLY GOAL THE DEVILS SCORE

- johnny and luke together 🥹

- OFFSIDE GOAL 2-2

- TIMO PP GOAL BABY 3-1

- Jake Allen is so pookie (yes he made a little mistake) BUT HE STILL CARRIES

- BABY BOY NEMEC FIRST CAREER FIGHT (he won in my eyes pookie is still a little baby)

- TIMO BABY DRAWS IT UP AGAIN 4-4 (im gonna give him toe curling head tonight)

- SWEETIE PIE BRATT PUTS US FIRST WITH A PP GOAL

- long hair nico 😻😻😻

- long curls luke 😻😻😻 (cut them and ill cry pookie)

- cute little nico cough he’s really pookie tonight

- JAKE ALLEN CARRIES THIS TEAM I ADORE THIS MAN ❤️

- JESPER MY LITTLE SWEDISH MAN U DESERVE THE WORLD

- so many devils went flying into the net tonight 😭😭😭

- POOKIES WON CUTIE PIES I ❤️ MY GORG BOYS

- i’m in shock luke had the nerve to yell at auston matthews it was kinda hot

bad points :(

- 18 secs in leafs score 😭 WTF

- the devils ❤️ auston matthews number 67 gotten for him

- leafs going tit for tat wtf

- nemec loves the penalty box fr naughty boy

- the devils continue to love the penalty box

- devils let matthew’s get 68 r they secret leafs fans??? 😭

- MATTHEWS TRIPS LUKEY POOKIE watch ur hands justin beibers boyfriend

- luke hughes trips (are we shocked besties)

- FUCK ITS TIED BACK UP WITH 4 MINS LEFT

[beanghostprincess]

Thoughts on Sabo/Koby? Like at first Sabo's just like 'oh great . another marine trash', but then he realizes that Koby's actually a pretty decent marine, that wants to do good and they bond over their vision of justice. Also can you imagine them gushing over Luffy ? 😭

I've always loved the whole Barto/Boa/Koby/Sabo Luffy fanclub and their dynamic seems so sweet, honestly. Like- I was thinking about Boa/Sabo friendship the other day and it would be awesome (and it makes so much sense to me tbh and I have a whole dynamic in my head but- Not the point of this post), but Koby and Sabo??? Sweetie pies. Cuties. My pookies. Sabo is like "Fuck the Marines" and Koby is like "Hey, you're actually right" and they become besties. And they talk about Luffy 24/7 and they're friends in secret 😭😭 Just adorable. Also!! Imagine how chaotic they'd be!!

Sabo: I just want to let you know I'm burning down a ship of yours? Koby: ??? I don't think you should do that, actually. Sabo: But one of these guys talked shit about Luf Koby: ........... I don't know anything. You didn't do anything. This call isn't happening. Sabo: Cool. I was gonna do it anyway. Koby: *Sighs* I know

[hermit-is-a-hermit]

these are @robbie-lee-zombie 's tickle questions! (sorry for the tag! ik you dont know me haha)

i thought id answer them because why not! also its a fun way for yall to get to know how i am tickle-wise since my blog is so new ☺️

1. What’s your favorite tickle tool?

honestly, just hands. but feathers and paint/makeup brushes are fun too. i just dont like the harsh/scratchy ones

2. Favorite Ler? (Tag them if you dare~)

im not super close with really anyone on here just yet, (totally feel free to change that, send me a dm lets be friends!!) so im not sure! i dont wanna tag someone i hardly know lol

3. Favorite Lee? (Tag them to call them out~)

same as #2!

4. Opinion on blindfolds/restraints? Why or why not?

not really my thing! they scare me like a lot haha. like im okay with maybeee my arms up or being pinned if i trust someone, but that's as far as ill go.

as a ler, ill pin a lee if they want it, but big bondage is still not my style. whatever the lee prefers other than that ☺️

5. A spot that gets you squealing?

this question is so cruel 🥲

lower back n back ribs

6. How long do you estimate you could last before calling mercy?

not sure. ive never been tickled for an extended period of time before, but id estimate maybe 2 minutes? before I need a break.

7. Ever have tickle fantasies?

if "fantasies" is being used non-sexually in this case, absolutely. haha i think about lots of cute little scenarios of either me tickling someone or them getting me.

8. Why did you make your tickle blog?

ive had a few before this that i abandoned, and have lurked for like 2 years since my last one, but i joined again because i love interacting with this community and having tickle friends makes me soo happy

(again, dm me!! id love to be friends)

9. Does anyone irl know of your interests?

nope! farr, far too scared haha

10. Can you say the t-word?

i think i can, ive never actually said it in front of anyone before because it never comes up, but like ive said it just fine sitting in my room or while reading aloud

11. Verbal teases, yes or no and why?

depends. some of the stuff i see is awkward and corny, i guess i would have to really experience it myself because most of what i see online doesn't appeal to me. im not sure if that would change if it was an actual interaction haha

this also is the reason i dont rp online as a lee, because its just awkward to me lol. i dont actually feel anything lol 😭

12. Upper body tickles or lower body tickles?

i like both, but probably upper body if i had to choose.

no, definitely not because my belly and back are there shush

13. Neck or ear tickles?

i dont think my ears are very ticklish, so probably neck tickles haha

14. Pinned on your back, or your stomach?

i dont think i could choose haha both make a bad spot super vulnerable 🥲

15. What do you love about the lees you know?

they're SO tooth-rottingly adorable oh my goddess. they make me wanna hold them in my lap and just gently tickle them silly you literal cutie pies.

16. What do you love about the lers you know?

one, they're also so adorable, and two, they're so nice about tickles 🥲 they make me feel so safe and nice

17. Feathers or Paint Brushes?

this question.. 🥲

i dont think i could choose i love them both

18. How long have you known about your interests in the community?

since i was young, like maybe 7-8 years old, i had that feeling about and fixation on tickling, and thats also when i became a little scared and very shy about the subject on top of being a very reserved child, and only just secretly watched yt tickle compilations in my bedroom. i didn't find out about the community until i was more like 11-12. it was huge to me since i thought i was just.. weird haha, and while i was very dumb and didn't put up proper boundaries, i engaged with tickle content for a while. when i was 14, i believe, i had this like year-long phase where i wanted to not be like that anymore, deleted tumblr, and tried to completely push it out of my life but surprise surprise haha! at 15, i started lurking again and here i am now at 17 with my current blog!

19. What’s your favorite way to be tickled? (As in provoked, teased into asking, etc.)

surprise tickles or having someone straight up ask if they can tickle me would probably be my favorites because i feel its SO cute, and also doesnt involve me asking.. also the second one usually means gentler tickles like we're cuddling on the couch or something and those aaa are for sure my favorites

20. Are you/Do you like Polite Lees or Bratty Lees? (Asking for tickles vs Pissing someone off for tickles)

i love all lees because all of you are adorable and i will never say anything different, but someone coming up to me and asking for tickles will always hold a special place in my heart because AA its so incredibly cute it makes me so happy

i myself am a polite lee, im very shy irl in general and that kind of bleeds into how i am about tickles, so while it would take like a whole day of hyping myself up and figuring out how to ask and i would almost 100% chicken out, if i could ask i would. i don't like making people mad either haha

if you have any other tickle (or just normal!) questions you want my input on, my asks are open! ask away!!☺️

[kandyzee]

whats ur fav season on shameless

Thanks for asking 💓

My favourite is probably s4 or s1 I can't decide.

Season 1 is just so nostalgic and has a kinda charm I wish kept going throughout all the seasons. I think the 1st season of most shows is the best because ur get to meet the characters for the first time. All the ideas are fresh, and theirs no risk of a storyline feeling recycled. The characters in s1 are great. We get strong fiona and v friendship, baby Debbie and Ian who are just such cutie pies, mandy, karen and even Jimmy Steve I like in Season 1. And obviously, the start of gallavich.

LOOK AT THEM ALL IN SEASON 1 it's so comforting.

Season 4 is AMAZING. Mainly because of gallavich , yk the coming out scene is my fav. There's a lot of angst in this season, with Ians bipolar, fiona and Liam, debbie, and Frank bonding with that little girl in the hospital. It has loads of svetlana. I really like seeing lip in school, and I LOVE Amanda. Carl and bonnie are adorable. Carl smelling her aftee talking to ian is UGHH. Some of my favourite scenes of the whole show are in season 4 but also quotes.

"Ian what you and I have makes me free"

"Did you guys meet just last night, or are you together?

Together"

"We're taking care of him here. You, me, us. He's fucking family"

"I'm the one he's chosen to spend his life with. You're just one lucky sperm."

"I like how he smells"

AND season 4 gave us THESE

Season is just so good. Everyone has their own good storyline for once LOVE IT

[notallangelsaregood]

This is not something nice to do, Endo!

Look at these two cutie pies! Oh, well, three cutie pies counting with the beautiful fat panda! I wished I could see their adorable faces. And Anya's little peanut purse? I'm exploding in cuteness!

But that's not nice, Endo! After a chapter like the one you gave us (being the cause of my abnormal heart palpitations), you think this is going to ease our anxiety? You are right, LOOK AT THEM.

In my country there is a wide known expression, which is "biting and blowing". It basically means hurting someone and then alleviating their pain in some way. I see what you did here, Mr! And I'm not okay!

[justkeeponsimming]

(Awwwwwwww! Look at them! They’re so, so cute!

I played with infants a little bit in my short life span legacy and with one infant in this challenge, but the triplets were my first long play with infants. I will admit that the screenshots documenting the life stages of the triplets are all over the place. I age up my sims on my own, as I play on long lifespan. I spent a loooooot of time with these cuties as infants, compared to when they were toddlers. 😅

However, the infant stage was rife with bugs. For a long time, I couldn’t load the household. I gave up in the end and just aged these guys up into toddlers without a birthday cake. You’ll see that soon! 

Back to our cutie pies! It’s easier to tell them apart now! In order from top to bottom:

Karma rolls the cautious trait! She’s adorable and has a good mix of Hex and Weatherly’s genes!

Justice gets the wiggly trait! Let the chaos begin! She is the most glitchy of the triplets and causes me so much stress! 

And lastly, we have Mercy! She rolls the sensitive trait. She’s an adorable little bean who adores her sisters!)

[missamyrisa2]

Read about your tendency to milk and tickle… I’d love to know the extent of your machines and tools used to torture and extract those giggles and juices… I’m sure you have a few different types depending on the person. Is this all true? Seems pretty sadistic and where do I sign up?

Sooo ~ when working by hand, the important thing is finding the milking spot. I don't mean the royal part, we'll get to bullying that cute rod in a moment. I mean the spot on your body that is in equal measures: ticklish, erogenous, and makes you squirm so sweetly. For a lot of cutie pies who need to be taunted and tickled and drained, that would be the sides, like equal distance between the hip and the last rib. It might be the hip itself, or it could be the armpits. It also needs to be a grabbable spot. The navel might be bigly ticklish and erogenous, but it's hard to snare a guy by the bellybutton ~ at least by hand ~ soo let's say it's your side. I'll clamp your side and start rubbing with my thumb earnestly in little circles. You'll take the tickles because they're sooo good on that hot spot. You'll start wiggling and squirming because it tickles so good ~ which means those undies are gonna start straining and my other hand is just itching to get to work. Ooooh don't get sooo naughty ~ you're gonna get punished, oooppe look at that swelling volunteer ~ now I'm gonna bully that royal prince part soooo much. The key to a good tickle handjob milk is to keep the rhythm steady. My thumb rubs away, never leaving that hot spot because there's no shortage of giggles, and every squirming buck is pressing right to my hand which is not going to relent in pumping and jerking that adorable boy part ~ Not that you can resist anyway ~ and of course the speed overall will vary, I'll slow you down, but my tickles will follow and lead ~ the jerking almost stops and then the tickles pick up to restart more exhausted gaspy giggles which is going to cue up the milking because you're sooo cutely sensitive you just can't help making such sounds and taking your milking like a perfect giggle boy~

When it comes to tools, there's a lot of options ~ I like to do the tickle swap ~ that's where I take something like a blush brush ~ makeup brushes are sooo fun for milking tickles because they're all girly and pretty and it's like having another girl there to taunt the guy ~ so with the tool, I'll go right for the royal rod and start tickling under the tip to wake it up, and I'll give you all my sass, cooing and imitating your sounds and admonishing you for resisting these lovely sensations. I know you'll fight it, every guy thinks it doesn't tickle, that stupid brush won't get them or that feather can't possibly make them stiff ~ and that makes it ever so much satisfying when your regal part is coaxed into swelling up for me ~ like it has betrayed your sensitivities, and is now under my spell. And you know what we do with a cute bothered penis volunteering for attention? We milk and tickle it to bits, that's riiight ~ Tease mama is gonna punish so hard for you getting all hard ~ jerking frantically at the base and working upward until your good and moany ~ and then I'll hold it with a squeeze and start dusting that tip merrily with my brush ~ awwwe, let's get you alll pink and sweet on your throbbing lil head ~ oooh so close huh? Nooope nuh-uh tickle tickle tickle ~ and now we're back to the base ~ pumpy pumpy pumpy ~ you can't not gigglemoan for your tickle mama mmmh mmmh ~ and we'll keep going, perhaps swap for a detail brush to paint your veins and bring out a fan brush to play over the length when you're teetering at the edges~

Which brings us to the machiney milkings ~ sooo you know I looove the magic wand for this. I love to take the big buzzy bulb and hold it right under the head as I throttle that rod silly ~ This is the tool I love to use with a guy who absolutely needs to be drained of every last giggledrop, which makes it a nice second act for any of the above milkings. But if I'm just doing the magic wand milk, I'll be an absolute wicked tickle bully ~ tackling you with tickles and taunting with wriggly fingers and the most sassy babyish coochie coos ~ I will tickle you until you are a weak mess, attacking your muscles and your tummy and your neck, humiliating you by stripping away your clothes, claiming them as prizes to be discarded over my shoulder until you're a quivering naked pile ~ and then I'll pull out the wand and smirk, firing it up and prying your legs open. You want to fight it but you're so tickled and worn down ~ and oooh it feels so good huh? This wand on your tickled body, just a little massage ~ keep you nice and vibrated and now we're going to drain every bit of that naughtiness from you. Working the vibration speed up and down to keep you guessing, keep you in suspense. Maybe you'll gigglecum this time? Maybe not. Mama needs to milk it all out now and you produce the most when she keeps you in suspense after all~

And then of course~~~ there's all the fun fantasy tickle milking machines I could talk about ~

Alsoooo~ doo any naughty girls want to hear about the sort of tickle milking machines I can use on their royal girly parts?~<3

[foggyparadisecandy]

Are you looking to trance now?

Such an interesting question, isn't it?

Some people might say "well, Foggy, aren't you afraid of running off the people who don't want to trance?".

Well, that, my adorable little cutie, is such a great question!

The answer is no, I am not afraid of that.

Because when i ask "Are you looking to trance now?" and people run off, that's ok.

Because I'm not talking to *them* sweetie.

I'm talking to YOU!

And when you keep reading, it's because you are a real cutie and want to trance, for me, now.

So, as you continue to read, you are looking for words to help you trance. So you can drop into a nice little fuzzy space where you are blank and empty for me.

See how it works? You chose to keep reading because you want to trance.

Because you want to trance, you are already looking intently for words that will help you get a bit trancy, drifty, spacy, and start to feel relaxed and sink down into that happy place where you are blank and empty, and you are doing it so you can feel good and relax.

And you are so adorable and cute.

And as you sink and drift, and keep looking for the words that work and pull you perfectly down deep, into tranquil trance, you feel so good and happy like a real cutie.

And you are.

You are a cutie and you love to drop deep for me so you can feel so relaxed and blissful and happy and adorable.

The more you drop down, as you look for those words that help you sink down, drift down, and float down, deeper and deeper, the more you feel like an adorable cutie and that makes you feel so good and happy and smile like the adorable cutie you are.

You feel good as you drift and sink and you feel happy as you realize these words are meant for you to help you drop down, deep down, into this relaxing and peaceful place where you can be blank and empty and feel the wonderful bliss wash over you.

You can feel your thoughts quiet and your mind still as you continue to read, and you continue to look for the words that you know help you drop so deep, so far, and so hard, down, into trance where you long to be, because you know it makes you feel wonderful and like a real cutie pie.

And you are.

And when you drop down into a trance for me, you find you look for the words, the powerful words, that make you sink further, and drift deeper, and drop faster, and when you read those words, you feel your mind quiet and you feel a sense of calm happiness wash over you making you feel so joyous, so blissful, and so cute and adorable.

And the more you drop, the cuter you feel, and the cuter you feel, the more you want to drop, so you continue to read and look for the words that help you sink, drift, and drop even deeper down, so you can feel the wonderful lovely feeling of being a cutie washing over you and growing stronger by the minute.

So as you drop, the cuter you feel, the better you feel, and the more relaxed you become, as you sink down, and settle down, and quiet your thoughts as you find you grow blank and empty and feel like an adorable cutie pie.

And you are.

And so, cutie pie, you sink and drift and feel cute and adorable, and you drop down, further and further down, into this nice and wonderful trance that makes you feel so calm, so peaceful, so wonderful, and helps you relax and feel happy and blissful, and you smile, deep down, here, in this place where you know you are a completely cutie pie.

When you hear the words cutie pie, you smile and feel good and happy, and sink deeper, and drop further, down into trance so you can feel better and feel happier and smile more with the growing knowledge that you are an adorable cutie pie, and you know cutie pies are so adorable and cute when they trance, that you have to trance deeper and further because you are a cutie pie.

So cutie pie, you can drop down, further and further down, deeper and deeper down, like a cutie pie, because you know you love to feel good and you love to feel blank and empty and you love to feel like a cutie pie, and you know, cutie pie, that when you hear the words cutie pie, you drop further and faster, and sink deeper down than you ever knew you could sink, because you are a cutie pie.

And you feel, cutie pie, and you find, cutie pie, that the words cutie pie make you sink, cutie pie, and drop, cutie pie, and drift, cutie pie, and fall, cutie pie, and blank out, cutie pie, and feel good, cutie pie, and make you feel so adorable, so happy, so wonderful, so blissful, so empty, so mindless, just like a cutie pie.

And you know these words, cutie pie, will only work, cutie pie, when you read or hear them from me, cutie pie, and only when it's safe for you, cutie pie, to feel like a cutie pie, because you are such a cutie pie.

And you really are.

Cutie pie.

Wake when you choose.

If you enjoyed this, reblog like a cutie pie.

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[quoththemaiden]

What is your favorite thing about the Eric x Muriel situation?

Oooh, there’s so many reasons I love them and ship them. The first and simplest is that they’re great characters on their own. They’ve both been around since time immemorial, but they both bring such an intense energy to any new thing they’re allowed to do, no matter how unappealing it might seem on the surface. Getting to talk to a higher-ranking angel or demon, even if it results in them being dissolved in acid a few times, is such a rare opportunity that they fling themselves into it full-force. I’d love to get to see them experience some actually nice things together, and to learn for themselves what things are actually wonderful and how to create wonderfulness and niceness themselves. It would be such a scary journey, but I’d like to see them support each other through it!

The next layer is that they actually aren’t perfect people at the moment. We don’t get enough scenes with them to see much darkness, but they aren’t just fully sweetness and light. Muriel was perfectly chipper in the Job minisode about the people and animals dying and they didn’t seem to have any moral hesitation about reporting on Aziraphale and Crowley. Now, they were completely incompetent as a spy so we don’t know what they would have done if they’d actually had real proof to present, but at this point they’re clearly not tuned into the stakes and they could easily cause a lot of collateral damage. Plop them down at the crucifixion and would they even know enough to wince at Jesus’s pain or understand why anyone was mourning?

And for Eric’s part, the first thing that springs to mind is that deleted scene where he wants to punch “Aziraphale” while he’s tied up. “I’ve always wanted to hit an angel!” And, really, why not? He’s a demon. Why wouldn’t he want to hurt an angel? It reminds you that Eric Fell. Regardless of why Eric Fell or how he felt about his fellow angels before the Fall, he very likely fought against them, he had no apparent qualms about helping to kill one now, and he might well hold a totally reasonable amount of bitterness for his siblings who never got punished like he did. So, yeah, why not take the opportunity to sock one when the opportunity arises?

So how would that play out in their relationship, if Muriel is unknowingly callous and Eric has spent six thousand years in a workplace built around cruelty? They’ll learn and grow after they’re finally able to experience new things — of course they will — but how will that play out for them as individuals or as a couple? There are so many potential pitfalls. Just like the highs of Aziraphale and Crowley’s relationship are sweeter because they do have the lows where their jokes don’t land, they say totally the wrong thing, or they fail a moral test in the other’s eyes, there would surely be stumbling blocks for Eric and Muriel as well. And that makes it so much more interesting.

(The layer after that is that they’re so freakin’ adorable. Absolute cutie-pies. @strophalosx3's fanart of Eric twirling Muriel around in a dance kills me every time because I cannot handle the cuteness. That takes a lower layer because of course it’s just superficial, and also because they have a lot of competition for attractiveness and charisma — our Ineffable Husbands whose love shines through in every scene, Uriel who’s so confident and drop-dead gorgeous, Dagon who manages to be adorable in a mature office lady kind of way despite the make-up, Saraqael who brings such an intense aura of competence to every scene… so many great actors and character designs! But if I had to rank them specifically for adorability, Eric and Muriel are both definitely up there at the top and that certainly adds to the fun of shipping them.)