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mdzs headcanon of the day #550 !
nie mingjue doesn’t know how no one knows that he’s literally a loser trapped in a hot person’s body. everyone thinks he’s this really scary mean buff tank of beef that’ll strangle you but they don’t know that he’s scared of golden doodle dogs and enjoys nature documentaries
#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#mdzs headcanons#mxtx mdzs#mxtx#grand master of demonic cultivation#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#grandmaster of demonic arts#founder of demonic cultivation#founder of diabolism#cql#the untamed#nie mingjue#i’m so sorry yall but i can’t see him as like a tank of muscle that goes around stomping on people#he’s so like#dad coded#but dad in like a ��enjoys baseball hats and barbecue grills and reminds you to get your oil changed way
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The way Levi loves children 💕
#helpppp my ovaries are screaming#I’d have so many damn babies w him#dad coded#levi ackerman#levi aot#levi ackerman x reader#snk levi#daddy levi#attack on titan#levi thoughts#levi x reader
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Garmadon is so dad coded. I feel like he would be the type of dad who wouldn't want a dog (any animal) but would then kill half the city for it.
#GARMADON#lord Garmadon#Ninjago garmadon#Ninjago lord Garmandon#sensei Garmadon#garm#garmadaddy#I love Garmadon have you notice?#Ninjago#dad coded#father figure#kinda#love him#him and his kids
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DAD LLOYD REAL⁉️
#ninjago#lego ninjago#ninjago dragons rising#ninjago spoilers#lloyd garmadon#dad lloyd#DAD STANCE#Home depot music playing in the background#dad coded#idc#HES DAD CODED
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I just found out that this pic
Is a selfie 🤣🤣🤣
In my defense I'm a swiftie... I'm worse than the fbi 🫣
#david tennant#doctor who#14th doctor#10th doctor#good omens#crowley#broadchurch#alec hardy#i love him sm#he's so dad#dad coded#the way he holds the phone 🤣
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Ray and promises
#sounds like something your catholic dad says after you promised you brushed your teeth but you skipped one day#looking at Carl#ray manchester#danger force#Dangerverse#dad coded
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logging onto tumblr to see if the bbh pregnancy posters are gonna have a moment about him acquiring a glowing womb
#he has now given birth#somethinf something why does he acquire children in every universe#dad coded
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me and my dad if we were in the GOT universe (real)
#game of thrones#house stark#arya stark#ned stark#eddard stark#eldest daughter#father#me core#dad coded#dad appreciation post
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Jinbe appreciation post
That’s my dad
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Chongyue is so bapak-bapak coded
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Paleoanthropolgy, Archeology and Cultural Anthropolgy and Sociology of non-industrialised societies all absolutely support this.
Greed, ruthlessness and resource-hoarding in non-capilalist societies does happen, but it is the OUTLIER and the EXCEPTION, NOT the standard and the rule. Those things becoming the average is 100% a socially engineered concept.
My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”
#funny#positivity#human nature#human society#anthropology#cultural anthropology#sociology#archeology#paleoanthropology#dad coded#dad collection#dad accquisition#dad friend
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Bruce: I need everyone to be quiet for five minutes. Just five minutes of silence.
30 seconds later
Dick: whispers Do you think he's mad?
Tim: whispers back Probably.
Jason: loudly I'm not afraid of him.
Damian: scoffs You should be.
Bruce: That wasn't even ONE MINUTE.
#bruce wayne#he’s so tired dad coded#he needs a break#jason todd#damian wayne#tim drake#dick grayson#batfamily incorrect quotes#batfamily#batman#batfam#dcu
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He is so completely beyond everything at this point
#but is so tires dad coded#like 'great buddy how nice' without even looking up#lmaoo#as i watch dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi spoilers#chilchuk tims#chilchuck#laios touden
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William is the most divorced man in the FNAF universe
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf movie#michael afton#william afton#ballora#fnaf sister location#fnaf 4#been a bit since I’ve done an unserious comic#I actually just really wanted to draw Ballora again ngl#William Afton is the most divorced man in that fnaf universe#not saying it actually went like this or anything#BUT THE IDEA William out of him missing his wife#makes ballora to basically belittle him for his failures#IS so funny and plankton coded that I just wanna believe it’s true#and the idea on top of all that Michael is there#like Michael is the one who stays with William the longest#I can only imagine the horrors he has witnessed#of his dad just missing his wife and Henry etc#men will make robot wife before going to therapy
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The Greatest Showcat! [Lucihusk/Royalflush]
#hazbin hotel#husk#hazbin art#lucifer morningstar#lucihusk#royalflush#they're both performers! they both beef with alastor! they're both deadbeat dad coded.#something about lucifer's energy feels like it could be healing for husk idk i just want them to have a duet
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