#dad's in a&e

[dont-offend-the-bees]

Fucks sake.

[muzsmoux]

Xie Lian: I'm so sorry I violated your hospitality, you were nothing but kind and generous towards me but I ended up burning the-

Hua Cheng, on the verge of tears: My beloved, I HURT you! Struck you with my scimitar, injured your devine form, and you still have the grace to offer a smile and apologise to ME??

XL: I'm okay, it wasn't that b-

E-ming:

[andy-clutterbuck]

The Ones Who Live | 1x05

[yesokayiknow]

kamala: i am in love with you

carol: ugh fine. i'll be your dad

kamala: no that's not what

carol: let's go toss a football around and then watch a pg-13 movie

kamala: ......i'd like that yes

[pineappical]

would calling this something like "the sun to his earth" be a little bit too cliche? maybe...

[overstimulated-autism-creature]

A classic

[guckies]

Someone said it’s Phil, Kristin and their emo son 😭😭 No my dude that’s his minecraft husband!!! If anything that’s their plus one!

[chickenmanbeloved]

papa shane brainrot. excuse me-

[crazy-ache]

We are not the same.

Some folks: SJM foreshadowed a blood duel between Azriel and Lucien in the Bonus Chapter to win Elain’s heart/claim his mate.

Me, an intellectual: SJM foreshadowed the blood duel in regard to Lucien because he will use it to save Elain’s life, likely from Beron, because this time he will be powerful enough to stop Jesminda’s fate from repeating itself again.

[itspileofgoodthings]

Good morning what are the movies or tv shows that traumatized you as a kid mine are the BBC production of A Christmas Carol and a handful of David Suchet Poirot episodes

[zhongrin]

can i just say it's just so endearing to hear my mom (cn zodiac: rat) describing my dad's (cn zodiac: dragon) emotions metaphorically like he's an actual dragon (and vice versa)

my mom: *sends photo* i bought this dragon statue for your dad's birthday but i don't know what the cn letters means me: *uses google lens to pick up the characters and throws it into deepl* it means "auspicious dragon" my mom: your dad's happy and his tail's wagging now 😂

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my dad: i bought three ice creams yesterday and there's only two today. my dad: clearly, there's a rat in this house. my mom: i see that you're complaining to our daughter again.

[nattikay]

friendly reminder that Neteyam is a well-adjusted kid who has a good relationship with his parents, that he tries his darnedest to be a good warrior because he genuinely looks up to his dad and wants to be like him, and that the idea that Jake and Neytiri are "forcing" him to be perfect, that they "stole his childhood" or that he's "not allowed" to be a kid, etc. are all pure fanfiction with little to no evidence in canon thanks bye

[spicyet]

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Just kidding, here’s a treat:

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #102

When Flash first overhears Peter talking about the "Stark Internship," he rolls his eyes and thinks, "Of course he'd go with that excuse at Midtown School of Science and Technology."

Whatever. Flash knows the truth. He's seen the car that Parker gets picked up in, seen the body guard / chauffeur and the absolutely insane amount of discrete safety tech he always has on. Flash is convinced that the whole orphan thing is just a cover story and Peter secretly has parents at least as rich and influential as Flash's own.

Maybe they're politicians or the mob or something, and that's why all the secrecy. Honestly, Flash is doing him a favor by bullying him all the time for being an unimportant orphan. It's the perfect cover. Maybe he'll even drop the ridiculous Stark Industries lie and come up with a more believable backstory soon.

Then, one day Flash and Peter end up in a kidnapping situation.

The kidnappers take Flash's watch, but they leave some of Peter's tech since it's better hidden. As soon as they're alone, Flash expects Peter to hit that panic button and get them the hell out of there.

Only... he doesn't? Did Peter learn nothing from K&R training? Flash reaches over and hits the secret panic button 3 times immediately, no hesitation. Peter is shocked. Flash is like, "Oh come on, I obviously know your secret."

He's kind of curious and excited now to see who Peter's secret parents are, once the cops get them out of there.

He is not at all prepared when Iron Man bursts through the door.

He's even less prepared when Tony Stark steps out of the suit and totally freaks out at Peter, hugging him and checking for injuries.

... maybe he's finally met Peter's secret parent after all.

[andy-clutterbuck]

6x07 | Heads Up

[rakkuntoast]

I really love how philever are anything but normal about eachother, like yeah "he used to be someone I loved but now that I moved on everyone wants me to relapse, so might as well have fun with it" and "I will get back at him for all the shit he did to me when he was chasing me cuz I find it funny and like the attention "

they are so divorced, they will mildly inconvenience eachother for their own amusement, they trust eachother with their lifes but also they are on oppossing sides, they will fight and then have the most civil convo literally 5 minutes after