#dentalization

[prokopetz]

I think "they don't even have X" is one of those memes that's actually funnier in its original context than in anything that's been done with it subsequently. Like, in its original context, this is a joke about a man who has lived his entire adult life alone in a swamp cold-reading the atmosphere of a corporate workplace and deciding that appealing to the receptionist's sense of working-class solidarity is going to get him in the door, and it fucking works.

[ralfmaximus]

According to a recent report published by the Aargauer Zeitung (h/t Golem.de), around three million smart toothbrushes have been infected by hackers and enslaved into botnets.

The most cyberpunk thing on your dash today.

[sealsdaily]

Seal noises please?

awawawawawawa.....

[inkskinned]

i think a lot about exactly 1 thing from the roman empire: the concept of bread and circus. the idea was that if your population was fed and entertained, they wouldn't revolt. you are asking us to give up our one small life, is the thing - for under 15 dollars an hour.

what would that buy, even. i am trading weekends and late nights and my back health. i am trading slow mornings and long walks and cortisol levels. i am trading sleep and silence and peace. for ... this. for what barely-covers-rent.

life really is more expensive right now. you aren't making that up. i make almost 3 times what i did 5 years ago, and despite an incredibly equal series of bills - i am still struggling. the most expensive line item i added was to own a dog. the money is just evaporating.

we were okay with it because it's a cost-benefit analysis. i could handle the customer harassment and standing all day and the manager's constantly changing temperament - i was coming home to hope, and my life planned in a blue envelope. three hours would buy me my dog's food for a month. i can give up three hours for him, for his shiny coat and wide, happy mouth. three days could be a new mattress, if i was thrifty. if i really scrimped and saved, we could maybe afford a trip into the city.

recently i cried in the car about the price of groceries.

business majors will be mad at me, but my most inflammatory opinion is that people should never be valued at the same place as products. your staff should not be a series of numbers in an excel sheet that you can just "replace" whenever you need something at that moment. your staff should be people, end of sentence.

it feels like someone somewhere is playing a very bad video game. like my life is a toy. like someone opened an app on their phone and hired me in diner dash ultra. they don't need to pay me well or treat me alright - they can always just show me the door. there is always someone more desperate, always someone more willing.

but i go to work and know i could save for years and not afford housing. i am never going to own my own home, most likely. i have no idea how to afford her ring, much less the wedding. my dog doesn't have his own yard. everything i love is on subscription. if i lose my job, i have no "nest egg" to catch my falling.

this thin life - they want me to give up summer for it. to open my mouth and throat and swallow the horrible hours and counted keystrokes. they want me to give up mountains and any non-federal holiday. to give up snow days. to give up talking to my mom whenever i want. to give up visiting the ocean and hearing the waves.

bread and circus worked for a while, actually. it was the kind of plan that would probably now be denounced by republicans as socialist commie liberal pronoun bullshit.

but sometimes i wonder if we should point them to the part of the history book that says: it worked until it didn't.

[canisalbus]

If only Machete wasn't so distinctly white and waifish. Otherwise one could possibly use a lookalike to fake his death and just run away with vasco. But finding someone that resembles machete would be almost as hard as making the choice to end a life to save your own.

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[jadenvargen]

the first cut is the deepest

pt 1 , pt 2, pt 3

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[entropicbias]

dinner date! but uhm, normally. i'm gonna call it that and some incest fanatic is gonna go 'the goat ships rosedave' and then they're gonna put me on their list of top 50 homestuck artists to fap over. no, it's not like that.

[2hoothoots]

i don't believe that man's ever been to medical school

[toweringclam]

Literally paused episode 32 just to remove this from my brain.

[indigovigilance]

Aziraphale can't sing without counting himself in

(also I write meta, if anyone wanted to read this one, which I worked really hard on and am very proud of...)

Edit: I refuse to leave this in the reblogs:

[hatiralarmi]

DİZAYNDENTAL - PRO+

Dizayn Dental, Ankara'da bulunan ve Kızılay ve Çankaya'da çeşitli genel diş hekimliği hizmetleri sunan bir diş kliniğidir. Bu hizmetler arasında rutin diş kontrolleri, temizlik ve dolguların yanı sıra kök kanalları ve diş çekimi gibi daha özel tedaviler yer almaktadır. Kliniğin deneyimli Kızılay diş doktoru, Çankaya diş doktoru seçenekleri, hastalarına yüksek kalitede bakım sağlamak için en son teknoloji ve teknikleri kullanıyor. İster rutin bir temizliğe, ister daha karmaşık bir diş işlemine ihtiyacınız olsun, Dizayn Dental sağlıklı bir gülümsemeye sahip olmanız için ihtiyacınız olan bakımı sağlayacak donanıma sahiptir. Dizayn Dental, genel diş hekimliği hizmetlerinin yanı sıra Ankara’da dahil Kızılay diş beyazlatma da dahil olmak üzere gülüş estetiği hizmetleri de sunmaktadır. Gülüş tasarımı, kişinin gülüşünü estetik açıdan daha güzel ve uyumlu hale getiren bir diş hekimliği uygulamasıdır. Kliniğin gülüş estetiği Ankara hizmetleri arasında diş beyazlatma, ortodonti, diş implantları ve protezler yer almaktadır. Bu hizmetler, ister dişlerini düzeltmeyi, ister eksik dişleri değiştirmeyi, ister diş beyazlatmayla gülüşlerini aydınlatmayı kapsasın, hastaların arzu ettikleri gülümsemeye ulaşmalarına yardımcı olabilir. Kliniğin gülüş estetiği hizmetleri ile hastalar sağlıklı ve güzel bir gülüşe kavuşabilmektedir. Dizayn Dental ayrıca Ankara acil diş doktoru hizmetleri de sunmaktadır. Dişle ilgili acil durumlar stresli ve acı verici olabilir ve sorunu çözmek için derhal bakım almak önemlidir. Kliniğin acil servisleri, şiddetli diş ağrısı, kırık diş veya dolgu kaybı gibi konularda acil müdahaleye ihtiyaç duyan hastalar için mevcuttur. Dizayn Dental'in acil diş hizmetleri ile hastalar ihtiyaç duydukları bakımı ihtiyaç duydukları anda alabilmekte, diş sorunlarına hızlı ve etkili bir şekilde müdahale edilmesi sağlanmaktadır.

[endivinity]

absolutely horrid guy for day three, it's Proboscis!

Occasional misalignment of genetic makeup causes their tongue to form a collapsible needle of cartilage and tissue, used to suck blood. More successfully adapted cases can extend it so rapidly it punches forcibly into prey.

[thebibliosphere]

I feel like you forgot the epic near death tooth thing in your post about your diagnoses. I'm not sure if that had any lasting effects, but I remember that saga

Oh yeah. The mercury poisoning from the botched filling.

Christ.

How the fuck am I alive.

[lxclerc]

if you’re like me and you only watch f1 for free, here are some free sites you can watch it live at:

sportshub.stream - this is my personal favorite

totalsportek.pro

sportsurge.club

thehomesport.net

weakstream.org

there are also free apps you can watch it in:

Live player

strym tv - you need a code to watch in this app so you just press the + sign on the upper left corner, choose “Import playlist from URL” and paste this url http: //movitv. pro just remove the spaces

all of these have ads and if you have access to VPN, you might want to use it but i’ve tried all these links and app last season and hadn’t gotten a virus.

[incognitopolls]

No judgement here! Anon has struggled their entire life with brushing their teeth and wants others to know they're not alone.

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[lacquerheadd]

say cheeeeeese!! ~