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abhainnwhump · 7 months
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Whumper having a bad day so they go and vent to their well conditioned pet Whumpee and cuddle them. Whumpee just sits their and listens silently, trying to give them the comfort they want right now.
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You’ve heard of “wall of fire”.
You’re heard of “wall of ice”
Now get ready for “wall of orphans”
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coldtwaer · 1 year
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Angels and vore
I began thinking about a new way sinners could be “purified” also this isn’t actually directed toward actual religion at all just the concept of angels because they are cool. Also an excuse to possibly make a story based on this.
I was thinking more of the humanoid angels since I don’t think many people are getting anywhere near those biblically accurate ones (but if you manage to somehow pull that off kudos to you)
So there are two ways this can work
The prey is eaten and then gets cleaned inside for a certain amount of time like a washing machine of holy water.
The prey is eaten and then digested. They then reform and are cleansed
Maybe to add a little spice there are some demons who disguised as angels in order to play a prank or get a free meal of a poor soul.
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didderd · 10 months
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first impression: heck yessss more fell simps (during the uh. muzzle fiasco heheheh)
current impression: very cool moot that is another one of the besties! and aggressively shaking hands on being trans gay fellas! (ok im some variety of nonbinary but still aljdfkj close enough dangit)
hehehe yis
ty <333
n ye!! *aggressive virtual handshake* trans gay brethren <3
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rainbowpopeworld · 3 months
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Hey, can y’all tell me what this emoji means:
🥺
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krystal-prisms · 11 months
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critter-of-habit · 7 months
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wolfwren brainrot 👀
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ventique18 · 20 days
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Streamer 🌸 who's decently popular because they give practical, low-cost cooking lessons while being cute.
🌸: "Today we're going to make a healthy dinner using common leftovers!"
Anonymous4791638 superchatted $1000: "You are simply breathtaking, my darling. May I come over to your place tonight? I wish to give you a blessing of love."
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You've been kicked out of U-chan's livestream.
🐉: "What has happened? How do I view their 'profile' again..? Let's see..."
You've been blocked by U-chan.
🐉: "..."
He was blocked and reported for being a creep. When he confronts 🌸 about it, they apologize and unblock him, but not without a stern warning.
🌸: "Why are you going around randomly giving $1000, sending thirst comments--"
🐉: "What is a thirst comment?"
🌸: "Unwanted compliments."
🐉, shocked: "You do not appreciate my compliments?"
🌸: "I didn't know it was you. Your account name is literally Anonymous4791638. How would you feel if a complete stranger threatened that they'd barge into your house at night and 'give you blessings of love'?"
🐉, scoffing: "I'd like to see them try to get past my lightning arrows first."
🌸: "Well I can't do that for myself. See?"
🐉: "... I'm sorry."
🌸: "Just don't scare people like that again... And, well. Don't you throw cash at me like that next time. Just come over anytime. We could even stream cooking lessons together~"
🐉: "I would appreciate that."
He stays over for a bit more as 🌸 helps him change his name to MDGargoyleEnthusiast instead.
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zillychu · 5 months
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my toxic trait is I see the :) emote as a calm, relaxed smile. whereas 99% of the population sees it as not only a death threat, but a Promise
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coquelicoq · 7 months
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what i like especially about the pronouns in the goblin emperor is that this language doesn't just have the T-V distinction (aka informal vs. formal second-person pronouns, in this case 'thou' vs. 'you'), it also has informal and formal first-person pronouns. having BOTH of these distinctions in the same language lets you fine-tune your tone by mixing and matching. with only one axis of formality, when you use informal pronouns, are you being familiar in an intimate way, or in an insolent or dismissive way? when you use formal pronouns, are you being polite or standoffish? you can't tell just from the pronouns; there's ambiguity. but a language where you can use a formal first-person pronoun in the same sentence as an informal second-person pronoun allows you to distance yourself (via the formal first) while also being familiar (via the informal second), thereby achieving the conversational tenor known to linguists as Fuck Thee Specifically.
#just kidding i don't know what linguists call that tenor. or any tenors. i'm not totally positive what a tenor even is#but i can't let that stop me from writing a jokey post on tumblr dot com#register is a very interesting area of linguistics that i know very little about#so i'm probably revealing the depths of my vast ignorance here to all the sociolinguists who surely hang on my every word#but i've always thought of the formal/informal pronoun thing as being about two things: intimacy-distance & rudeness-politeness#and of course you can usually tell from context whether a formal pronoun is meant to indicate distance or politeness#(plus distance and politeness are related to each other (to various degrees depending on culture))#but it seems like it would be cool to have a built-in alignment chart of sorts just for pronoun combos#instead of prep jock nerd goth...why not try intimate self-effacing polite superior?#the goblin emperor#pronouns#register#sociolinguistics#my posts#f#anyway i know i said i wasn't going to reread the goblin emperor...but guess what. lol#and i edited my tags on that earlier post but fyi the language DOES distinguish between plural and formal singular pronouns#i had said i thought it used the same pronouns for plural and formal but i just wasn't paying close enough attention#so anyway i just reread the part where maia is talking to setheris in formal first and informal second#and you can see setheris going ohhh shit. oh shit oh shit oh shit#i'm in biiiiiig trouble#you sure are dude. that's the Time to Grovel signal#it's interesting because at the very beginning of the book when i first saw the formal first used i just thought it was the royal we#because i knew the main character was supposed to be royalty#but then EVERYONE was doing it. so it's not the royal we it's just the formal we#however. this does make me realize that the way the royal we would function in a language that retains the t-v distinction#is the same way i'm describing here. it's just reserving that particular tone (i'm better than you and am displeased with you)#for royalty only. which makes sense given royalty's whole deal
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A moment for a petty complaint:
When people are explaining how to weave in ends, in a tutorial or any video, and they say to "just follow the path of the yarn" or "double the stitches" and then proceed to do THIS
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That's a valid way to weave in your ends, assuming your yarn is wooly enough to not slip and it won't be super visible, but that's simply not what you've described.
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THIS is following the path of the yarn. It is also the superior way to weave in ends securely and least-visibly from both sides.
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Trip him and make him fall into the underground
*Down to the bone is distantly playing*
The Underground, Undertale
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kuruk · 2 months
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I dint know how to say this but women who wear men's clothes make me feel like I'm a fan of them like I feel like a young girl with a crush on a celebrity like fangirling but for masc women
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deathberi · 1 month
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FINAL FANTASY VII REBIRTH (2024) ↳ Zack chooses to help Cloud because...?
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chongoblog · 1 month
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now THIS is a polycule
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perths · 3 months
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CHASER GAME W EPISODE 05
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