#derek/stiles/parrish

[harlstiel]

Derek: if you were arrested what would the charges be?

Isaac: Theft

Jackson: disturbing the peace

Erica: aggravated assault

Jordan: Arson.

Peter: Murder

Stiles: all of the above in that order.

[hearts-4buck]

Teen wolf texts posts?? 👀

[twpromptsillneverwrite]

Scott: Don't freak out. It's perfectly normal to have a gay dream, doesn't mean you're gay.

Stiles: It wasn't any man, it was Derek.

Scott: That doesn't prove anything, who has had a gay dream about Derek?

Isaac, Liam, Parrish (raise their hand):...

Theo: I haven't met the guy yet, but me too.

[hedwig221b]

Thinking about my Untouchable...

Thinking about little meow-meow omega Stiles who is so smart he's considered weird... but has his alpha wrapped around his finger... other's go: "yeah he's fucking hot and I'd fuck him once but he's crazy" and therefore Stiles has issues and tries to be normal when Derek starts dating him but he doesn't know Derek considers him fucking genius and loves him because he's so weird

Thinking about alpha Derek who is so obsessed with Stiles he's shaking... Stiles is the only thing he thinks about... he'll drop anything and come to his omega even if it's something small

Thinking about how other alphas laugh at Derek and say: "He has you under his heel, man", and Derek looks at them calmly and says: "Do you know what it is like - to have him? I'd bring him your head if he asked"...

Thinking...

[jade-bright]

At some point in my teen wolf au???

*new teen pack meet og teen pack*

Lydia: What is the worst thing you've ever experienced?

Stiles, family trauma, lost his spark back in high school, not being able to save the Hales, all the shit that happened in the show (or what he's dubbed, The Shit Show™): ...

Derek, blames himself for Stiles and Paige getting the bite and the Hales deaths (including Laura & Peter), The Shit Show™: ...

Jordan, having recovered his memories of being Camden Lahey after discovering he's a hellhound, remembers the abuse he went thru at the hands of his father and was a soldier in the military: ...

Heather, blinded after her failed attempt at a strong necromancer spell, watched her crush?/gf? die, became permanently blind (that no magic can heal) after bringing back Paige, The Shit Show™: ...

Paige: ...

Paige: Mr. Harris

Scott: What?

Paige, Heather, Stiles, Derek, Jordan (Camden): ...

Heather, Stiles, Derek, Jordan (Camden): Same

inspo x

[aliensister17]

Listens for the sounds of a very very pissed off Stiles Stilinski-Hale storming into Beacon Hills, muttering about the gall of his husband, what the fuck... Someone is going to pay!

[elisela]

the distance between us derek x stiles, e, alternative universe, complete

“Alright,” Jordan says, stepping up next to him and pushing him forward. Derek follows when he motions him up to the counter, relieved, because he may be the alpha but Jordan’s his captain, and he’s more than willing to let him take the lead. “You’re going to get him some coffee, and when you give it to him, you’re going to ask if you can get his phone number and if he’d be interested in a date when the season’s over. Offer to take him to a Guardians game or something. We’ll let Allison and Kira plan out the rest of your life tonight, but take it shift by shift until then, Chief.”

“I take full responsibility for this,” Allison says, joining them at the counter and giving her drink order to the barista. “I should have taught him how to date back in college.”

“I would have ignored you,” Derek says, sliding his card back in his wallet after they’re all done ordering. He hadn’t dated much in college—he hasn’t dated much at all since either if he’s being truthful, and nothing that could even resemble a relationship. A few dates during the off-season, a hook-up occasionally if he needed it, but Derek’s always been fairly content to be single.

Until he got to know Stiles.

my @sterekcollabang is here! i was so lucky to work with @thotpuppy and to have @missanniewhimsy holding my hand for two literal years while i wrote this. it's been a labor of love and i am overjoyed that i am finally able to share it!

[teenwolfiedit]

TEEN WOLF (2014) 117 - 4x2 dir. Christian Taylor.

[airasilver]

Okay, I know Jackson drives a Porsche, Stiles has his Jeep, Derek his Camaro, Scott his bike, and Noah the sheriff’s car, but what the heck do the others drive? If they drive that is?

What does Peter drive? Chris? Allison? Lydia? Jordan?

Do Kira and Cora drive anything? Erica and Boyd?

Do Aiden and Ethan have any vehicles? What about Isaac? Heck, what does Melissa drive? Also, what does Deaton drive?

Anyone know for certain?

[lyricsandwonder]

[kaftanbezpieczenstwa]

[stilinskibaby]

random teen wolf headcanons

PAIRING : none, general hc

CONTENT : fluff

stiles and issac are the resident stoners and when theyre having a sesh is the only time they get along

noah and melissa had a phase of hooking up when the boys were younger as a way to get put frustration after the mccall’s divorce and claudia's death.

scott and stiles played tball and soccer when they were young

stiles is an avid old school gamer and plays tf out of the og zelda games

lydia believes in astrology + stiles makes fun of her for it

parrish got into legal trouble for hacking when he was a teenager

stiles’ love language is words of affirmation and scott’s is physical touch

scott and issac love to race each other through the preserve like little kids sometimes derek joins in

derek is VERY protective over his betas and will square up w a human teenager over them

derek bought a apartment complex for all the betas to live in + offers one to theo when they find out he's homeless

theo LOVES romcoms but will threaten to kill u if u ever tell anyone

liam has been prone to breaking bones by falling out of trees and dirt biking when he was younger

erica really loves photo albums and takes polaroids of the pack (derek acts like he hates it but hes so grateful for his lil family)

boyd is the only one who can beat stiles at chess and it kills stiles

boyd helps erica with her hair when she has little to no energy

malia really likes being read to, and falls asleep easier if shes read to

derek tries really hard to bond with malia and bring her into the family

scott hosts pack nights where all the shifters + others get together and they order food and have a movie / game night bc he wants everyone to get along

[pkrosche]

Teen Wolf Incorrect Text Posts 6/?

I couldn't decide on which pic to use for Parrish so you get all of them lmao

[lazywolfwiccan]

She shoots people

He's a lizard and he eats people

Burns people

He's possessed by a witch

He's the "Alpha"

And he's fucking crazy

[gremlinbabe]

The only reaction I want to Stiles finding out about Derek’s death:

If it doesn’t end with Stiles saving Derek from Bardo after he’s set the entirety of Beacon Hills on fire I don’t want it.

[teenwolf-confessions]